( LƒÖ`) Grandpa (v2.0) (1018)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4417 18:34 [no]

( LƒÖ`) hello kids!

2 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4417 18:35 [no]

(EÍEjGrandpa, what is Internet?

3 Name: bhb.NJHtRg!273AcrZimE 1993-09-4417 18:36 [no]

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4 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4417 18:38 [no]

>>2
( LƒÖ`) It's as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and never ever stopped.

5 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4417 18:39 [no]

(EÍEjGrandpa, that sounds bad...

6 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4417 18:41 [no]

( LƒÖ`) You get used to it though.

7 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4417 18:57 [no]

(EÍEj Grandpa, does Kareha fail at providing proper format for legendary?

8 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4417 18:59 [no]

( LƒÖ`) That's hardly the way to preserve all the wisdom my Grandpa tought me!

9 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4417 19:03 [no]

(EÍEj Grandpa, is that the way you used to spell "taught" in the olden days?

10 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4417 19:11 [no]

(;LƒÖ`) Ah, yes.

11 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4417 19:18 [no]

(;LƒÖ`) We didn't have many books back then, so we had to learn by ear.

12 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4417 19:24 [no]

(EÍEj CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

13 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4417 20:13 [no]

( LƒÖ`) You wouldn't be cool even if we shipped you to Antarctica in a pair of gym shorts, Junior.

14 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4417 20:18 [no]

@@@@@@@@@@Do you know Grandpa, one of the DQN traditional
@@@@@@@@@@threads.
@@@@@@@@@@It's old fogey. We recieve great wisdom from him.
@@ÈQQÈ @@@ I can't express how wise the old fogey is.
@i@EÍEj@ƒ@Oh, I'm a DQN.
@i‚@@ ‚@@@ However most of the foreigners hate them, even though they are
@ b b@|@@@ 4-ch'ers.
@i_QjQj@@@ I could say it's the best thread in the world!
@@@@@@@@@@How do you think about it?

15 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4417 20:21 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Your haircut looks silly. I think you should join the army.

16 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4417 21:54 [no]

(EÍEj No oil for blood!

17 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 00:30 [no]

( LƒÖ`) God damn hippies. Stop protesting things you're ignorant about and get a real job. Contribute to society and all that.

18 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 00:51 [no]

(E„DE;j A hippy?! I don't want to be a hippy, Grandpa! I like meat too much!

19 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 03:46 [no]

(EÍEjGrandpa, we should have a 30-second skit on TV called "Stinky Grandpa's Wisdom"! I'd ask you one or two questions and you'd answer each one with great detail.

(EÍEjOf course, we should have our own small theme song, which I think should go like:

"Grandpa, Grandpa
Stinky smelly Grandpa
Knowledge and wisdom he teaches
With the young Junior he learns
Grandpa, Grandpa
til the old fart croaks,
he'll keep answering our questions!"

(EÍEjWhat do you think about that, Grandpa?

20 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 03:47 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I think you need another 12 years of schooling, kid!

21 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 04:16 [no]

(EÍEjGrandpa, my friends are bullying me at school.

22 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 07:14 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I presume they have good reason to do so.

23 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 09:33 [no]

(EÍEjGrandpa, you are not helping my problems.

24 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 09:34 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Grandpa only helps those who help themselves!

25 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 11:43 [no]

(EÍEj Grandpa, what is peak oil?

26 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 11:55 [no]

(߁Íß) GRANDPA, I MET THIS KID RIGHT, AND HE GAVE ME SOME PILLS RIGHT, AND NOW I FEEL REALLY HAPPY ALL THE TIME, RIGHT, IT'S LIKE I CAN'T CLOSE MY EYES AND THE WORLD IS SPINNING AROUND ME, VERY VERY FAST. IT TICKLES

27 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 12:49 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I'm not deaf, you ass!

28 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 12:52 [no]

(EÍEj but grandpa, caps lock is cruise control for cool

29 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 12:52 [no]

(߄D߁j

30 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 12:53 [no]

( LƒÖ`) you don't look so good, junior

31 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 13:27 [no]

(߄Doj

32 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 13:48 [no]

(EÍEj Anyway, back to my original question, Grandpa... what i peak oil?

33 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 14:14 [no]

(x„Dxj

34 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 14:24 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I don't know, I don't care. If I remember my own name and yours until the next day, I have fulfilled my quota of memorizing arbitrary labels.

35 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 14:59 [no]

(EÍEjBut grandpa! It's the most important thing in the world! It's the end!

36 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 15:00 [no]

( LƒÖ`) All I can say is don't use drugs unknown people give you.

37 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 15:02 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Only use the drugs I give you.

38 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 16:45 [no]

(EÍE) Aren't you kind of old to be a druggie? I figured you would have an illegal still or something...

39 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 16:47 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I am talking rum here. Rum, Whiskey and prescription-only medicine!

40 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 17:10 [no]

(EÍE) Can't get it up, eh, grandpa?

41 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 17:25 [no]

( LƒÖ`)_ƒÌ

( LƒÖ`) ‚Â_ƒÌ@That's not what your mother said!

42 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 18:09 [no]

ƒ°(E„DE)

43 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 19:12 [no]

(Awkward silence...)

44 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 21:16 [no]

>>36
(߄D߁jsigned. your wisdom is outstanding, grandpa!

45 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 22:53 [no]

( LƒÖ`) What's the matter, Junior? Never seen chinko before?

46 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 04:16 [no]

(EÍE) My chinko > your chinko

47 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 04:44 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Sonny, I go to pachinko every night. Don't tell grandmother.

48 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 11:21 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, how can I make the katamari BIG?

49 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 11:22 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Just shut up...

( LƒÖ`) ... and rock'n'roll!

50 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 13:46 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Junior, come and help me with my computer, it's driving me buttfuck crazy!

51 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 14:20 [no]

(EÍE) What seems to be the problem, Grandpa?

52 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 14:28 [no]

( LƒÖ`) It's just beeping and doing nothing, dogdangit!

53 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 14:32 [no]

(EÍE) Sounds serious!

54 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 15:02 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Installed Linux, problem solved.

55 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 15:32 [no]

(EÍE) Can you print with that?

56 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 17:28 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, I think I'm going to dress-up like a cowboy this year for Halloween. What did you go as when you were my age?

57 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 17:38 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Giko Cat

58 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 17:40 [no]

(EÍE) Damm that's old school Gramps! My friends dress up as Pedo Bear and Hikki-kun!

59 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 17:43 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I wanted to go as Longcat, but I was never able to get the costume right...

60 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 17:46 [no]

(EÍE) Its name is Nobiru aka Stretchcat! You should know that, Grandpa, we learned about it in Meme-history class last week!

61 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 17:46 [no]

(EÍE) Also I meant KUMA not Pedobear lolz

62 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 18:05 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, did you notice the original Grandpa sure was way better than this v2.0 crap? Shall we ultimately permasage this sure?

63 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 18:13 [no]

( LƒÖ`) What are you talking about, the last thread was crap too.

64 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 18:13 [no]

( LƒÖ`) The good old days are always better. And I should know.

65 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 18:13 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I talk a lot of shit when the nights are getting long and more people stay inside, listening to my loony rants.

66 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 19:54 [no]

(EÍE) Hey, listening to you is better than actually doing work.

67 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 19:59 [no]

( LƒÖ`) This is actually why women live longer than men. They cultivate talking shit, and when men are already useless for work at a certain age, them old gals still babble away and unite their tribe through nonsensical stories and assurances.

( LƒÖ`) The evolution of shit talking discourse.

68 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 20:13 [no]

(EÍE) Is that why you divorced Grandma? She talked too much?

69 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 21:54 [no]

( LƒÖ`) You also talk too much. What are you, a fag? When's the last time you had contact with the other sex?

70 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 22:43 [no]

(EÍE) Hey Grandpa! Where can I find this other sex? How do I contact it?

71 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 22:51 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Go ask your mom.

72 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 00:22 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, where do I get apology juice? Some weird-looking kid at my school won't stop bugging me until I get some for him

73 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 04:54 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Don't give in to bullying, Junior.

74 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 06:00 [no]

( ߁Íß) lol u tk him 2da bar|?

75 Name: bhb.NJHtRg!273AcrZimE 1993-09-4420 06:40 [no]

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76 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 08:45 [no]

(EÍE) Did you see grandpa? I finished Doom3!!

77 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 08:49 [no]

( LƒÖ`) But were you ready for it?

78 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 11:47 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, tell me a story about the Mysterious Cities of Gold!

79 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 12:32 [no]

( LƒÖ`) They were built by much slave labor...

80 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 14:34 [no]

(EÍE) I hear they have a Fountain of Youth, too. Maybe you should go look for it Grandpa!

81 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 18:36 [no]

( LƒÖ`) You can go sonny. I don't feel like moving right now.

82 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 18:37 [no]

(EÍE) I already am young, so (ry

83 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 18:47 [no]

( LƒÖ`) for how long.... sonny...

84 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 18:48 [no]

(EÍE) For as long as people copypaste me!

85 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 18:52 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa! I'm going to start smoking! My friends say it's cool.

86 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 19:01 [no]

( LƒÖ`)y„ª¥~~ It is

87 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 19:05 [no]

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88 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 19:07 [no]

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89 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 19:10 [no]

(EÍE)y„ª¥ Grandpa! I though smoked a pipe or something.

90 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 19:13 [no]

( LƒÖ`)y„ª¥~~ Camels are just as good sonny.

91 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 00:23 [no]

(.XE)y„ª¥`,. koff koff

92 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 01:04 [no]

(E„DE)y„ª¥ Grandpa, I think I'm getting cancer now.

93 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 01:14 [no]

( LƒÖ`)y„ª¥~~ The secret of life, by Oliver Reed: Don't drink.
Don't smoke. Don't eat meat. Die anyway.

94 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 03:49 [no]

(E„DE) So, how did you get to be so old, anyway? What's the secret?

95 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 05:05 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Prozac sonny.. prozac.

96 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 07:26 [no]

(EÍE) Oh, you take it too?

97 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 12:19 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I'm trying to get off Lithium that's why.

98 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 12:32 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, do you want to get 100?

99 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 12:34 [no]

( LƒÖ`) As I said many times.. I don't care about these things in my age.

100 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 12:34 [no]

(EÍE) 100GET

101 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 12:36 [no]

( LƒÖ`)

102 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 15:43 [no]

(EÍE) ?

103 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 17:50 [no]

( ߁Íß)y„ª¥~ NEEDS MORE POT

104 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 17:52 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Don't bogart that joint, Junior!

105 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 19:13 [no]

(߁Íß) Maaan, grandpaaa. You seee the advertisemeeeents? They have hidden meanings maaan.

106 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 19:19 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Yes. One of them is: "Lurk more"

107 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 19:26 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa! How did you meet grandma?

108 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 19:29 [no]

( LƒÖ`) One day I drank too much and was on a train. I started out harassing her but she liked it. That night, I also beat up some otaku wimp. Fun was had by all.

109 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 19:38 [no]

(EÍE)y„ª¥ Grandpa. WhatLs new in v2.0?

110 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 19:40 [no]

( LƒÖ`) The internet stopped providing new content in 2004. Everything thereafter has been and always will be a repost.

111 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 20:40 [no]

( LƒÖ`) v2.0 Change Log:

  • modified Grandpa's dentures
  • increased Grandpa's sarcasm ability
  • decreased Grandpa's ability to reproduce

...truncated

112 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 21:10 [no]

113 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 21:18 [no]

(`A') Granpa, how do i fix my unicode so I dont see ?????? 's ?

114 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 21:20 [no]

115 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 21:24 [no]

( LƒÖ`)
@@¼œc™))„DL)@>>112
I think a mod deleted that thread! But in any case, it wouldn't have lasted long in /b/ anyway.

116 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 21:25 [no]

(`A') I still dont get it Granpa, Im a failure. :(
I cant find the download for it anywhere, and I cant see!

117 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 21:34 [no]

copy-paste of thread content:

File : 1128803402.png-(584 B, 54x19, grandpa.png)
584 B ( LƒÖ`) Grandpa Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:30 No.2880525

( LƒÖ`) Hello kids!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:33 No.2880575

i@EÍEj grandpa, what is fire made out of?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:35 No.2880614

( LƒÖ`) You should ask that nice American boy Wheeler.

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:36 No.2880632

EARTH

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:37 No.2880643

i@EÍEj grandpa, am I the result of incest?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:37 No.2880651

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| | | | @@@@„«„Ÿ„«|@ ƒ@SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:38 No.2880657

i@EÍEj Grandpa, you once told me I was less useful than Ma-ti, did you really mean it?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:38 No.2880663

(LEƒÖE)‚Â(E(EKneading tits

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:41 No.2880697

( LƒÖ`) Junior, sexy Central American Indian boys may come and go, but you'll always have a place in my heart.

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:44 No.2880735

>>2880643
( LƒÖ`) Of course not! Your sibling parents married way after you were born.

>> hbcj !bAurBkS7vc 10/08/05(Sat)15:46 No.2880765

i@.A.j Grandpa, why is my face fucked up

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:49 No.2880796

( LƒÖ`) Because you touch yourself at night.

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:50 No.2880811

( LƒÖ`) Smack that frown upside down, my father always said.
@¼œc™))Í;)

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:52 No.2880841

Grandpa, can this work outside of a DQN board?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:53 No.2880847

( LƒÖ`) Where did you go, Junior? I can hear you, but I can't see you!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:53 No.2880864

i@EÍEj Sorry Grandpa, I was getting your tonic!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:54 No.2880868

i@EÍEjGrandpa, how do I shot web?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:55 No.2880879

>>2880868
( LƒÖ`) HavenLt you asked me that before, junior? YouLre even more forgetful than me.

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:55 No.2880882

( LƒÖ`) This is quality, return to the board with the v2.0!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:57 No.2880903

( LƒÖ`) Ah, excellent.
@@( ‚Â’UO
@@‚ƁQ)_)

@ i@L`j
@@(@ރm S
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@ @Q, ._
@ i@LƒÖ`j Thank you, junior. You are truly a worthy grandchild.
@@( ‚Â’UO
@@‚ƁQ)_)

i@LƒÖ`j Now get me my belt. It's time to straighten you out again.

118 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 21:34 [no]

>>117
( LƒÖ`)b GJ!

119 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 21:34 [no]

continuing: (TEXT FIELD TOO LONG)

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:58 No.2880928

>>2880903
i@EAEj

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:58 No.2880932

(EAE) R.I.P. Grandpa |^ ( LƒÖ`) _|

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:59 No.2880938

i@EÍEj Grandpa, can Nidar come to play too?

<˜¤MÍL> apology juice!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:59 No.2880941

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@R |@@@@@@@ o
@A |@@@@@@@@ o@
@N |@@@@@@@ o
@D |@@@@@@@o@
@P |@@@@@@ß
@A |@@ˆ@@(EAE ) those were the days...
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>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:59 No.2880952

>>2880932
i@LƒÖ`j What?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:00 No.2880960

i@LƒÖ`j I STILL FUNCTION

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:02 No.2880978

( LƒÖ`) What's wrong with you? I'm not dead yet!
@@¼œc™))„DL) >>2880932

<˜¤MƒÖL> Hello Nidar! How is our dear leader?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:02 No.2880983

i@EÍEj What exactly is apology juice made of, Grandpa?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:02 No.2880989

(`A') Granpa, how do I fix unicode?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:03 No.2881001

< ˜¤MƒÖL> It's made of the blood, sweat, and tears of our Korean people each time the Japanese commit a grave unjustice against us.

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:03 No.2881003

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1128450843/

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:06 No.2881039

i@EÍEjGrandpa, can I fuck you in the ass? I've always wanted to nail an old man.

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:07 No.2881049

>>2881039
( LƒÖ`) Shut up and suck!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:07 No.2881057

i@ LƒÖ`j Junior, where have you run off to now? And what are all these weird URLs you're giving me? Though I do say, the man in that thread does look familiar.

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:08 No.2881067

. .. ( LƒÖ`) <Get me some more sake child...
@@( ‚Â’UO
@@‚ƁQ)_)

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:08 No.2881073

(@LƒÖ`) Needs more doublewidth spaces, you losers

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:09 No.2881076

i@EÍEj Grandpa, what's a neet?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:09 No.2881080

>>2881057
( LƒÖ`) http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1118254935
You should've seen me in my prime!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:10 No.2881097

i@EÍEjHello kids!
TIME PARADOX

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:12 No.2881125

@ i@L`j
@@(@ރm S
@@‚ƁQ)_)

@ @Q, ._
@ i=LƒÖ`j You're looking pretty good right now, Junior.
@@( ‚Â’UO
@@‚ƁQ)_)

@ i@L`j
@@(@ރm S
@@‚ƁQ)_)

i@LƒÖ`j Come sit on old Grandpa's lap. I'll give you a nice treat!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:13 No.2881142

i@EÍEj GREETINGS! I CAME FROM THE FORBIDDEN GARDEN OF DQN!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:16 No.2881183

i@EÍEj Grandpa, there's an angry Asian man pointing his finger at me! What should I do?

120 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 00:25 [no]

>>116
If your OS and browser is capable of displaying unicode, you probably just need some fonts.

121 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 04:27 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa! I've been seeing and hearing a lot of static lately. How about you?

122 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 05:29 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Stop listening to these alternative freeform radio stations!

123 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 05:42 [no]

(EÍE) iE_EBj
Grandpa! This is my friend. We are going to get married. Isn't that great?

124 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 06:07 [no]

( LƒÖ`) She should get that skin infection checked out.

125 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 13:39 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa! I got ditched! I blame you!

126 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 17:44 [no]

<˜¤MƒÖL> Blame the Japanese.

127 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 18:07 [no]

( LƒÖ`) A sea is a sea, who cares what people call it. We'll all be gone from this world and that sea will still be there.

128 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 18:09 [no]

(EÍE) But for the mean time, it's The Sea of Japan!

129 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 18:12 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I see you've been reading your history books from school.

130 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 20:25 [no]

(EÍE) Ganbare, VIPPERS!

131 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 20:44 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Ganbare, VIPPERS!

132 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 20:47 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa! Why are all the Japanese people racists?

133 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 20:52 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Insular & isolationist history + nasty experiences with European & American foreigners.

( LƒÖ`) Also, everybody knows that Japan simply is superior!

134 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 21:35 [no]

(EÍE) They do have a lot of VIP quality.

135 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 21:41 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, does Junichiro Koizumi care about black people?

136 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 22:39 [no]

( LƒÖ`) What black people? You mean niggers?

137 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 23:16 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, I love you

138 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 23:17 [no]

(EÍE) ...In the butt

139 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 23:17 [no]

(EÍE)...all night long

140 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 00:19 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Stop talking nonsense, boy.

141 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 01:00 [no]

( LƒÖ`) ...for it is I who loves YOU in the butt.

142 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 02:51 [no]

(EÍE) Why are we so concerned with buttlove in this thread, Grandpa?

143 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 03:39 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Buttlove makes the world go 'round.

144 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 05:11 [no]

(EÍE) Are you really wise? Or do you just play one?

145 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 07:12 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I am more zen than wise, actually.

146 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 07:29 [no]

(EÍE) Yeah I figured that... not very bright are we.

147 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 07:38 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I'll cut ya!

148 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 10:28 [no]

(EAE) I'm perfectly capable of cutting myself!

149 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 10:34 [no]

( LƒÖ`) You'll never get that burgerflippin' job if your arms are all cut up, Junior!

150 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 11:47 [no]

|\/\/|
(oÍo) WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

151 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 12:58 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Actually, I am quite hungry. Fetch me a burger, Junior!

152 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 13:11 [no]

(EÍE) Yaranaika?

153 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 14:38 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I think I'm starting to understand what you mean by "static" sonny.

154 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 14:59 [no]

( LƒÖ`) A BURGER! GET ME A BURGER!

( LƒÖ`) And fries with that.

155 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 16:06 [no]

(EÍE) Supersized?

156 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 18:39 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Of course, Junior. My fat ass won't grow on its own you know.

157 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 03:07 [no]

(EÍE) I have gotten you a burger grandpa, but it seems someone farted in the bag when I wasn't looking

158 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 06:11 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Smells like chicken

159 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 07:56 [no]

(E . E) t a n a s i n n . . .

160 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 15:15 [no]

( LƒÖ`) So you want reruns?

161 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 15:22 [no]

(EÍE) Damnit Grandpa, why did you make me want to go to Semi Burger when I don't have the money for it?

162 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 16:02 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Conspicuous consumption is the DQN Way, Junior!

163 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 16:15 [no]

(EÍE) Teach me more about the DQN Spirit, Grandpa!

164 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 02:08 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Well, it all started on the Breaking News board on 2channel..... tgar afoef ‚­‚Ÿ‚—‚¹‚„‚’‚†‚”‚‡‚™‚Ó‚¶‚±‚Œ‚.... zzzzzzzz

165 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 03:27 [no]

( LƒÖ`) It's not really something I can explain... when you're older, you'll be able to experience it for yourself.

And then, you'll understand.

166 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 08:38 [no]

(EÍE) what

167 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 11:21 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, what's your favorite ero-game?

168 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 11:24 [no]

( LƒÖ`) •ê« -ƒ}ƒ}ƒNƒ‰ƒu-

169 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 12:40 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, I watched "Serenity" this weekend. It was pretty good.

170 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 18:07 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Really? I don't like movies these days... they were better before they had sound.

171 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4426 00:41 [no]

Hey Grandpa, I heard that color was invented in 1939 and that's why all old photographs are in black and white. Is it true?

172 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4426 05:31 [no]

( LƒÖ`) You seem to have dissapeared sonny.

173 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4426 08:08 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Also, stop ripping off Calvin&Hobbes gags!

174 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4426 11:49 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, you get stinkier and smellier every day! Just how old are you?

175 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4426 11:52 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Older than the trees, younger than the mountains.

176 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4426 14:46 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, do you think the Loch Ness Monster is real?

177 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4426 15:28 [no]

( LƒÖ`) That's actually your grandmother sonny.

178 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4426 20:41 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa! I found slightly retarded cosplay of myself on the internet!

(EÍE)‚ http://img339.imageshack.us/my.php?image=j9we.jpg

(EÍE) Am I cool yet?

179 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4427 03:36 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Yes, you do look retarded.

180 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4427 11:56 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, in regards to your letter of inquiry, I'm sorry to say that we no longer offer that particular product. However, I have enclosed one (1) book of coupons for many of our other fine products that I hope you will also enjoy. Thanks for writing.

Sincerely,
Junior, Vice President of Marketing.

181 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4427 15:32 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Hmph, that's not how we did business in my day.

182 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 03:08 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, I'm sorry, but I like to listen to Linkin Park.

(;Í;) CRAAWWWLLLINNGG INNNN MY SKINNNN

183 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 03:20 [no]

( LƒÖ`) The crap you listen to these days...

184 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 03:43 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, I'm sorry, but I have H5N1

185 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 16:51 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Too bad can't find any tamiflu

186 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 16:57 [no]

(EÍE) I am bored, Grandpa. Tell me a story!

187 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 20:13 [no]

( LƒÖ`) A long time ago in Washington, NY a giant robot fell on Arc de Triumph and accidentally ate the queen of the Mexico. THE END.

188 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 20:26 [no]

(EÍE) What was the queen of Mexico doing in Washington?

189 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 21:11 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Trotsky had sent her on a special mission to seduce the queen of England

190 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 02:29 [no]

(EÍE) We never learned that in school, Grandpa!

191 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 02:39 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Of course not... the government controls what the schools teach! They erase events from history to suit their own ends!

192 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 08:23 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, when I say the Pledge something in my pants goes 'Thump!'

193 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 09:09 [no]

( LƒÖ`) That's your little skinhead!

194 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 12:03 [no]

@ (*LƒÖM)
@( R‚ÁɁ@@@fapfapfap
@bb

195 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 12:33 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, I got a flu shot today and I'm all like, "Hey, flus! I'm pretty much invulernable now, so y'all can kiss my butt" and the flus are all like, "Oh, no! This guy is strong. but what until there's the Avian flu!" and I'm all like, "No humans have even caught that yet!" and they're like "Oh, you'll see."

(EÍE) So, anyway, I got a flu shot today.

196 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 14:01 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Ok

197 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 14:21 [no]

(EÍE) more liek ‚Í‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚¨‚‹‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚— amirite?

198 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 21:36 [no]

( LƒÖ`) No, more like you're a incompetant little infe-

( ;L„D`) HUGHH!! Oh, my heart!! Junior, call for help!!

199 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 21:50 [no]

(EÍE) Ha ha! What's that, grampa?

200 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 22:17 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Too much moe. I sorted it out with my brutal excessive masculinity! Harrrr!

201 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 22:28 [no]

(EÍE) Tell me more ` ♡

202 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4430 00:36 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, I think the Sox are going to win tonight. Are you a Sox fan or a Rally Monkey?

203 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4430 06:45 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Ozzie Guillen can go fuck himself, Junior.

204 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4430 11:52 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, was candy any different in the olden days?

205 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4430 12:59 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Was it ever! 5‘ would get you a jawbreaker as big as your head!

206 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4430 13:38 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, was TV any different in the olden days?

207 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4430 16:36 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Yes indeed! TV and movies were both black and white, and so was the entire world! Color was not invented until 1982.

208 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4430 17:35 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, who would win in a fight: Boar's Head sliced turkey or the Fox network (if it were a transforming robot)?

209 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4430 19:31 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Your questions are dumb. I am going to bed.

210 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4430 21:13 [no]

(EÍE) Good Morning Grandpa! I was wondering, what does Hic-a-doo-la mean?

211 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4430 22:01 [no]

( LƒÖ`) That's the mating call of the striped-breasted costume player, Junior. Be careful though; sometimes it's just an ordinary camwhore making that call.

212 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4430 22:23 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, will a camwhore finally love me if I buy all the items on her Amazon wishlist?

213 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4431 14:54 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Oh, Junior. There's so much for you to learn.

214 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4431 14:59 [no]

(EÍE) And there's so much to learn from you, Grandpa! Somehow I feel that this will always be the case!

215 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4431 15:34 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, can I be JISAKU JIEN with you?

216 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4431 15:34 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I guess. This will be the first and last time though.

217 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4431 17:18 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, did you know that humans are descended from the gracile line of Austrolipithecus? Specifically, Austrolipithecus afarensis?

218 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4431 18:01 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Kopipe from Wikipedia does not count as wisdom, Junior!

219 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4431 22:22 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, you're the coolest ever!

220 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4431 23:04 [no]

( LƒÖ`) And I worked damn hard to get this way! We didn't have CAPS LOCK when I was young. And they didn't just hand out wisdom, we had to go looking for it ourselves! And it was hard!

221 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4432 11:48 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, you're trapped on a desert island and you have three books with you. What are they?

222 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4432 20:00 [no]

( LƒÖ`) None. I ate them before I could even find out what they were.
(;LƒÖ`) Now I feel sick...

223 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4433 02:32 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa! Did you have to puke there? Those were new shoes too!

224 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4433 11:59 [no]

( LƒÖ`)

225 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4433 14:17 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, you're trapped on a desert island and you have three boobs with you. What are they?

226 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4433 14:19 [no]

( LƒÖ`)

227 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4433 18:52 [no]

(EÍE)

228 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4433 19:54 [no]

( LƒÖ`) A set of oppai, and 1 disembodied hovering boob, of course.

229 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4433 21:41 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa! I put my clothing out to dry, and when I went to it this morning, everything but the pants were dry! What should I do??

230 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4433 22:05 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Do it like we used to in the good ol days, and get your slaves to blow on them until they are.

231 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4433 22:47 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa! If you saw a lady in distress, what would you do?

232 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4434 08:42 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Save her. Save her now. Go.

233 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4434 15:08 [no]

@

234 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4434 18:27 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa! If you had an illegitimate child, what would you do?

235 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4434 19:28 [no]

(@L_T`) This thread is haunted. Leave now!

236 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4435 16:40 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I never told you the story about your Uncle Tom, Junior?

237 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4436 00:37 [no]

BEEP

238 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4436 02:11 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, does growing up mean we can't trust anymore?

239 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4436 13:21 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Growing up just means future sentencings will carry jail time.

240 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4436 16:51 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, look what I can do!

@ ÈQÈ@@@ÈQÈ@@@@ÈQÈ
@i@EÍEj@@i@EÍEj@@@i@EÍEj
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@<@<@<@@@@j@j@j@@@@@iQj|
@iQiQj@@i_QjQj@@@ œci_Qj

241 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4436 16:57 [no]

( LƒÖ`) That's not you.

242 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4436 16:57 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Oh wait, you make them dance! GJ!

243 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4436 22:47 [no]

R( EÍE)É
@@@‚Â

244 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4436 22:57 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, what's that up in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

245 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4437 02:06 [no]

R( LƒÖ`)É
@@@‚Â

246 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4437 12:01 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, how does the tail end up wagging the dog?

247 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4437 12:40 [no]

( LƒÖ`) You see, you need to tell the public about the B3 bomber.

248 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4437 15:02 [no]

(E„DE) Your answers are getting weird, grandpa. Are you dying?

249 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4437 16:14 [no]

( LƒÖ`) We are all dying, kid.

250 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4437 16:36 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, we have lost popularity at last.

251 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4437 17:32 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Nevarrr! I'll make Elfriede show her goods or whatever it takes to correct the situation!

252 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4437 17:57 [no]

(EÍE) That would actually be pretty cool, Grandpa! That Erofriede is one hot mama!

253 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4437 18:31 [no]

( LƒÖ`) In a second sonny. I got heartburn, too much rum.

254 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4438 04:31 [no]

(EÍE) Heartburn killed my father and raped my mother, Grandpa. We must exact revenge.

255 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4438 13:13 [no]

( LƒÖ`) That's what they told you, Junior....

256 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4439 05:25 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, I'm sick and tired of talking to you.

257 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4439 05:31 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Well, too fucking bad!

258 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4439 05:34 [no]

(EÍE) So this is it. I'm getting out of here.

259 Name: Erofriede 1993-09-4439 08:37 [no]

(o )( o)
) .( - helllooooooo, Junior!
( ♥ )

260 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4439 11:12 [no]

(‹Í‹) Y HELO THAR!!!!!!!

261 This post sucks.

262 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4439 11:54 [no]

Meanwhile, as Junior entered paradise, Grandpa decided to play a game.

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( LƒÖ`) Um, A!

iLÍM@,jI'm afraid the correct choice was C. Sorry, Grandpa. (D would have been an acceptable choice as well)

( LƒÖ`) ....

( LƒÖ`) Damn you, Junior.

263 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4439 20:36 [no]

(EÍE) Graaaand pa! Where you goin' with that gun in your hand?

264 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4439 20:51 [no]

( LƒÖ`) BANG! Spike Daisuki!

265 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4440 04:46 [no]

@@@@@@@ @ÈQÈ@@@„¡„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ
@@@@@@ üi EÍE jü ƒ For me, its Grandpa-chan!
@@@@@@@ _@@@ ^@@„¤„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ
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@@@@@@@@ @@‚Œ‚Œ‚Œ

266 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4440 19:25 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, what's the best path for the warrior?

267 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4440 23:58 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Surely, the new and popular martian art that is sweeping the nation, Do Kyun Dou. That's DQNdo for you uneducated people!

( LƒÖ`) Want to learn it from me, Junior?

268 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4441 11:21 [no]

(EÍE) Yesyes! Please teach me Grandpa! You're so cool!

269 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4441 11:26 [no]

VIPkarakimasuta

270 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4441 13:21 [no]

271 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4441 16:48 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Kiddo, I've been meaning to tell you - I'm actually Darkpa II.

iMƒnLjDo you remember post >>741 on the first Grandpa thread?

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iMƒnLjYour foolish Grandpa may have thought to have defeated me then, but I was reincarnated as Darkpa II by the powers of DQN! Then, I spiked his tea in >>894 of the same thread:

@ ( LƒÖ`) Silly n00b
@@( ‚Â’UO
@@‚ƁQ)_)

@ i@L`j
@@(@ރm S
@@‚ƁQ)_)
@ @Q, ._
@ i@LƒÖ`j Wait, what...
@@( ‚Â’UO
@@‚ƁQ)_)
@ @Q, ._
@ i@LƒÖ`j
@@( ‚@O. __
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@@@@@@@@@@ß*¥:.¡
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@@¼,_‚Ɓi@ @ j½@ i__(j¤;.oFBHAX
@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ ß*¥:.¡

iMƒnLjYour precious "Grandpa" has long been dead since then! It was then I pretended to be your Grandpa. Slowly but surely, I was becoming less and less funny and thus more people lost interest in this thread. It is already too late! There's no more hope for your "Grandpa" or much less YOU, Junior!

272 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4441 18:51 [no]

(EÍE) Yes yes! We need some action! Drama! I'll save the girl!

273 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4442 04:44 [no]

In the purgatory of DQN...

( LƒÖ`) Huh..? Where am I?

(iœjĪªª²iœj) I am DQN.

( LƒÖ`) Oh, I've seen you around. I think. Uh, anyway, what do you want?

(iœjĪªª²iœj) Grandpa, you have been killed by Darkpa II.

( LƒÖ`)

(iœjĪªª²iœj) Yeah, I know.

( LƒÖ`) So, what does that mean to me?

(iœjĪªª²iœj) The fate of this thread lies all to Junior now. Only he can defeat Darkpa II, ask the mighty KamiBU-N to ressurect you, all the while joining in the adventure with two other Juniors and one sexy girl he will eventually sleep with and rid of her.

( LƒÖ`) ZZZzzZzzzzz

(iœjĪªª²iœj) Grandpa?

( LƒÖ`) fffFFFAAAARRRTTTTTTT!

  • (LƒÖ` ) !

( LƒÖ`) Oh, what was that?

(iœjĪªª²iœj) ... I think I like you Grandpa.

274 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4442 04:55 [no]

(EÍE) You know, sometimes I wonder whatever happened to Gradpa... he was a funny guy.

275 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4442 05:02 [no]

iMƒnLjGradpa died too, kid, don't you remember?

iMƒnLjAh, even all this talk of death is depressing even for Darkpa II. Heres a funny trick I used to do back in the day, watch:

@@@@@@@@@^ÜR
@@@¼“ñ“ñ“ñi@MƒnLj“ñ½
@@@@@@@@|@@@ / @@@@@@BU-N
@@@@ @@@ i@Rƒm
@@@@@@@@ ƒm>ƒm@
@@@@ ŽO@@ƒŒƒŒ

iMƒnLjDid you find it funny, Junior?

276 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4442 06:38 [no]

(EÍE) Not really, don't you have other tricks? And please don't start givin stupid advice or something like grandpa always did.

277 Name: THE END OF DARKPA 1993-09-4442 15:26 [no]

( LƒÖ`) i MƒnLjNo more tricks for you, you little-
( LƒÖ`)iMƒnL j
( LƒÖ`)iMƒnL j
( LƒÖ`)iMƒnL j(iœjĪªª²iœj )
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( LƒÖ`)iMƒnLj(iœjĪªª²iœj )

@@@POW™@@POW™@@!2 HITS!
( LƒÖ` )½)ƒn(¼(iœjĪªª²iœj )

278 Name: THE END OF DARKPA 1993-09-4442 15:27 [no]

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@@@@@@@@@@__| !4 HITS!

279 Name: THE END OF DARKPA 1993-09-4442 15:28 [no]

(EÍE) Hey, I know what I can do!

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!5 HIT JUNIOR-GRANDPA-DQN HYPER COMBO FINISH!!!

(iœjĪªª²iœj) It would seem that Darkpa's legacy is now over. I must take my leave..

( LƒÖ`) Thanks for all your help, uh...whoever you are.

(EÍE) Are you back, Grandpa?

( LƒÖ`) ffAAARRRTTT Whoo...bad gas these says. What was that Junior?

(;EÍE) ..He's back.

280 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4442 17:04 [no]

(EÍE;) YEAH YEAH! ACTION!

281 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4442 17:04 [no]

( LƒÖ`) KARTIRIGE LOADOOOO!!!!

282 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4442 20:34 [no]

iMƒnL j SUPPAAAAAA BARIAAAA!!!!!

283 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4442 20:35 [no]

(EÍE)JUNIAAAAA LUKKUUUUUUU!!!!!!

284 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4442 20:36 [no]

*now someone should have awsome ascii art for this scene**

285 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 11:49 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Ha! In my day, we carved our action scenes from wood at 60 fps.

286 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 15:35 [no]

iE_EBj Grandpa, you're my hero! <3

287 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 15:36 [no]

(GE„DE) B-b-but we were supposed to get married, Fiancee!

288 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 15:37 [no]

(EÍE) iE_EBj
Junior! This is my friend. We are going to get married. Isn't that great?

289 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 15:42 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I'm afraid I made a grave Copy+Paste error in >>288, Junior.

290 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 17:37 [no]

(EÍE) Oh God, Junior, you've screwed it up again!

291 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 17:47 [no]

(EÍE) You didn't use cowpipes on the farms back in the day, did you, Grandpa?

292 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 18:06 [no]

iMƒnL jHey you can't forget about me!! I will KILL YOU! KILL KILL!

293 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 18:11 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I am you! You are me! All my atoms

294 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 18:16 [no]

( LƒÖ`) | iMƒnL j

295 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 18:24 [no]

i^_^B;jI should be leaving.

296 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 18:27 [no]

/„ª„ª„ª( LƒÖ`)„ª„ª„ª/„ª„ª„ªiMƒnL;j„ª„ª„ª/

297 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 19:19 [no]

iE_EBj I'll marry the winner! <3

(;;E„DE)

298 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 20:59 [no]

( LƒÖ`) You'll marry the whiner!

(;;`„DL) !

299 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 21:57 [no]

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@@@¤Qr@@@@ @[]]@@@@@@@@@@@@|_^

300 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 21:58 [no]

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@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @ @ @ !__/
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ !@! !
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301 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 22:01 [no]

@@@@@_@@@@@@™
@@@@@@@@@@@@@|@@@@@™
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@@™„Ÿ@iLÜ;:@@@@::Ü`j@:;@@j
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@@ @^@i@@@@T@@S@˜¤@@ƒ\@„Ÿ

302 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 22:11 [no]

GOTTA GET SOME HELP FOR GRANDPA!
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@@@@ ÈÈ@@@j@@@@@@(LÜ(L
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@@@@@@ PP@ (LÜ(LÜ;;

303 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 22:42 [no]

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@@@@ @ @ @ /¿,,@,@,; ,;;:¤S`

304 Name: ™*F.¡. .¡.F*¥Kߥ*tl;dr*F.¡. .¡.F*¥Kߥ*™ 1993-09-4443 22:46 [no]

(EÍE) Special effects!!!

305 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 22:51 [no]

( ))ƒÖ`) Huff... huff... give up yet?!

iMƒnxj NEVER!

306 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 22:53 [no]

@@@@@@@ ^PPPPPPPPPPP
@@@@@@@ |@BATTLE MODE!!!!!!!!
@@@@_@@_
@@@@@@@@@PPP|^PPPPPPP
@@@@@@_@È È
@@@@@@@@( LƒÖ`¿
@@@@@@ ¼/@@,ƒm
P@P@@@u _@@|`@ƒg@P P@P
@@@@@@@¾ R l@@ ƒI
@@@@@@@/@@¾@@_
@@^@@@@@@@:@@ @ƒI
@@@@@/@@@@||@.@@ ƒH@@_
@@@@@/@@@@ |@:@@@ƒH@@_
@@@@/@@@@@@@.
@@@@@@@@@@@|@.@ @ƒH
@@@@@@@@@@ | | : .
@@@@@@@@@@@|:@ .
@@@@@@@@@@@||@.
@@@@@@@@@@@@.
@@@@@@@@@@@ |
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@@@@@@@@@@@.@: .
@@@@@@@@@@@ |@.:

307 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 22:56 [no]

@@P@ @@ @@¤US'""''¿;ƒÊ,@@
@@@@ @@ @ .S LƒÖ`@@@@œc !!!
@@@@ @ @@ Ё@@@@@ÌÞܯ .ƒ~
@@@@ @ @@ œc@@@@@@@ Ð
@@@@ @ @ @ /¿,,@,@,; ,;;:¤S`

iMƒnLj Wh-what the hell is that?!

308 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 22:58 [no]

@@@ ,ˆê-A@@@@@@ @^PPPPPPPPPP
@@@| l P R@@@@@ƒ@We have spotted them at last.
@@@6-¡¡@@@@@@@_QQQQQQQQQ
@@@ RLÍM @@@@
@@@^|‚x/_@@

309 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 23:05 [no]

The thing is my POWER BOOSTER ATTAAAAAACK!!
@@@PPPPPPPPÉPPPPPPP@@ ]=ß@ÈQÈ
@@@@@ /Ü!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@]=ß@@ iMƒnL@ j@
@@@@@i_ ( ¸@@@@ ÈQÈ@@@@@@@@]=ßi PPPPMR RÜR
@@@@@@_ _@@@i@ LƒÖ` j ¤R˜¸ /@@@]=ß PPPP _S ² @|
@@@ @@@] __PP‚V@@@ MÜR@@@@;@@D@]=ß]=ß; F@ j)) | @|
@@@@ @@@@= PP|@@@ ”ª@ ÉɁŒ@@. :@@,@@@]=ß@@^@@ |@ |
@@@@ @@@.@ Q =@|@@@@|@.// W S@@@@@]=ß@@^ ^@^‚µ˜¦
@@@@. @_@=@.Q `R|QQ/@²@@@@@@@@]=ß@^ ^@^
@@@@@= iP@iQQQQ/‚x@@@@@]=ß@@@^ ^@^
@@@ Q =@ |@@)[\]i@@@˜¦@@@@@]=ß@iP@^@^
@@@@@¤ A. |@ .|@@@@ _‚Á _@@M:R@@]=ß P(__^
@@(@R:@Q˜¦ Í.@@M@;@@ _@_@Ü/ R
(L _.˜¸iQQQ) ^M)@ (¤‚Ö(__Ü_)˜¸l^ ;M)

310 Name: ™*F.¡. .¡.F*¥Kߥ*tl;dr*F.¡. .¡.F*¥Kߥ*™ 1993-09-4443 23:11 [no]

(EÍE) I don't understand what's going on for what reason! Must be a Hong Kong flick!

311 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 23:17 [no]

@ ÈQÈ @@ ^PPPPP
@i@LƒÖ`j@ƒ@So here is the story kids;
@i@@@@j@@_QQQQQ
@b b@|
@i_QjQj
Darkpa is beaten by me again, but this attracted the attention of some government agents. The pretty girl who was supposed to marry sonny of course fell into my charms. Sonny is clueless of what is going on, even though he went to fetch some help. The furry things saved me by supplying super powers. otanoshimini!

312 Name: ki!miko.XDhyg 1993-09-4443 23:20 [no]

>>271
(EÍE) If you killed grandpa and he kicked your ass, even though you were fa--

ƒ°(E„DE) TIME PARADOX!

313 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 23:21 [no]

i@LƒÖ`j Just live with it sonny.

314 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 23:21 [no]

ƒ°(E„DE) Wait, you're a girl?!

iE_EBj you couldn't tell by my hooters?!

315 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4444 00:34 [no]

(E_EBj
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( ♥ )
PPPPPPPP›PPPPPPPPPP
@ @@@@@@@ o
@@@@@ @o@

              O
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(EÍE) *Actually*, now that you mention it...

316 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4444 00:36 [no]

i@LƒÖ`jJunior, do not sully this thread or Fiancee's reputation with your daydreams!

317 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4444 01:15 [no]

(E„DE;;) H-how did you see my thoughts?!

318 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4444 02:49 [no]

i@LƒÖ`j I have powers, Junior. Powers you can't even imagine. Now get me my tapioca.

319 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4444 04:22 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, how can I obtain those powers?

320 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4444 05:04 [no]

i@LƒÖ`jYou know, whenever I ask you to bring me something you never do it. I'm tired and old, Junior, you can't expect me to get everything by myself.

321 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4444 15:34 [no]

(EÍE) Never mind that, I want to learn about your awesome powers!

322 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4444 15:38 [no]

wakaranai ... ( LA`)

323 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4444 19:29 [no]

i@LƒÖ`j I have the power to kick your ass if you don't get me my goddamn tapioca, how's that?

324 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4444 19:47 [no]

@@P@ @@ @@¤US'""''¿;ƒÊ,@@BATTLE MODE!
@@@@ @@ @ .S@ ,' 3@@@@œc
@@@@ @ @@ Ё@@@@@ÌÞܯ .ƒ~
@@@@ @ @@ œc@@@@@@@ Ð
@@@@ @ @ @ /¿,,@,@,; ,;;:¤S`

325 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4444 19:53 [no]

@@@ ,ˆê-A@@@@@@ @^PPPPPPPPPP
@@@| l P R@@@@@ƒ@Put agents in all supermarkets. Key: TAPIOCA
@@@6-¡¡@@@@@@@_QQQQQQQQQ
@@@ RLÍM @@@@
@@@^|‚x/_@@

326 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4444 19:56 [no]

@@@@ ___
@@@(Ü_@@ÈQÈ
@@@ _ RRi#LƒÖ`jI SAID TAPIOCA !
@@@@ (mJ@@ @ Ü_
@@@@@ Ɂ@¿@@/ ^
@@@@@i@ | .|ÈQÈ
@ ^_˜¦@|@i@@@ j
@(___‚ցQƒm TQQƒm@@

327 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4444 19:59 [no]

@ .'ÜÜ˜¤
@Œ˜¸ ˜¸j@@@^PPPPPPPPPPPP
@RTBE_EƒË@ ƒ@ @Grandpa...
.@i| |Í| |j@@@_QQQ
@ /QQ_T
@ iQj___j@

328 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4444 20:05 [no]

@@@@@@@@@@@@/_
@@@@@@@@@@@/.@@_
@@@@@@@@@@/@/@/.@_
@iPPPPPPPPP_ _
@@PPiPP^^^^P_È È@ @^PPPPPPPPPPPPP
@@@@@@Pi^^^^P_( ,,LƒÖ`) ƒ@I Kick your ass sonny.
@@@@@@@@i^i^^^Pi‚@ ‚@ _QQQQQQQQQQQQQ
@@@@@@@@|@/@/.i^i^b@Ü!
@@@@@@@@‚µ||i^ii|@ ‚µ'
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ ‚µ'
@@@@@@@@@POWAAAAAA PUNCHU!!!

329 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4444 20:06 [no]

@@@@@@@ @ÈQÈ, ŽO‚Á˜¸È¤;E',e@
@@@@@@@@i#LƒÖMjŽO‚Â;;)iT0Þ)_;ˆ@Aaaa TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA
@@@@@@@@i,,,@=ß,ŽO‚¦G'½@@@ TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA
@@@@@@@@Ɂ@Ɂr@rƒ~Ü);;¼;j`@@@
@@@@@@@iQ_jQj@; ''(ƒmP@

330 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4444 20:13 [no]

( ))ÍE) Grandpa! You are so violent these days!

331 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4444 21:35 [no]

Grandpa! .. make me mother.. ( >_<)'

332 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4445 00:36 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I am the angle of Zero Hour!

333 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4445 00:48 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, um, may I have twenty dollars? I want to buy the new Star Wars DVD tomorrow.

334 Name: LONGHAT IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4445 02:13 [no]

( LƒÖ`) In my day, television was called BOOKS.

335 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4445 02:13 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Fuck Star Wars!

336 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4445 03:23 [no]

(EÍE) It reminds you of that time you ki--

@@@@ ___
@@@(Ü_@@ÈQÈ
@@@ _ RRi#LƒÖ`jNEVER BRING THAT UP!
@@@@ (mJ@@ @ Ü_
@@@@@ Ɂ@¿@@/ ^
@@@@@i@ | .|ÈQÈ
@ ^_˜¦@|@i@@@ j
@(___‚ցQƒm TQQƒm@@

337 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4445 03:56 [no]

iM„DLj I'VE FUCKING HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT, GRANDPA!

@@@@ ___
@@@(Ü_@@ÈQÈ
@@@ _ RRiXM„DLjNOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED!
@@@@ (mJ@@ @ Ü_
@@@@@ Ɂ@¿@@/ ^
@@@@@i@ | .|ÈQÈ
@ ^_˜¦@|@i@@@ jI'd like to see you try, you little brat!
@(___‚ցQƒm TQQƒm@@

338 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4445 11:39 [no]

@ ÈQÈ @@ ^PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@i MƒnLj@ƒ@Good. Let your hate make you strong!
@i@@@@j@@_QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
@b b@|
@i_QjQj

339 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4445 17:40 [no]

Grandpa, i like you ( *L_`)<3

340 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4445 20:36 [no]

@ ÈQÈ @@ ^PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@i@MƒnLj@ƒ@Good. Let your love make you deviant!
@i@@@@j@@_QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
@b b@|
@i_QjQj

341 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4445 20:50 [no]

(#LƒÖ`) GAH!
@@@@ ___
@@@(Ü_@@ÈQÈ
@@@ _ RRi#LƒÖ`jMake like 4chan and ZERO HOUR, >>338
@@@@ (mJ@@ @ Ü_
@@@@@ Ɂ@¿@@/ ^
@@@@@i@ | .|ÈQÈ
@ ^_˜¦@|@i@@@ j
@(___‚ցQƒm TQQƒm@@

342 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4445 21:32 [no]

@@(Ü_@@ÈQÈ
@@@ _ RRi#LƒÖ`jI am Kurt Angle of ZERO HOUR!!!!!!!!!
@@@@ (mJ@@ @ Ü_
@@@@@ Ɂ@¿@@/ ^
@@@@@i@ | .|ÈQÈ
@ ^_˜¦@|@i@@@ j
@(___‚ցQƒm TQQƒm@@

343 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4445 23:01 [no]

@@(Ü_@@ÈQÈ
@@@ _ RR( *L_`)<3 This is a rape Grandpa! Put your hands up!
@@@@ (mJ@@ @ Ü_
@@@@@ Ɂ@¿@@/ ^
@@@@@i@ | .|ÈQÈ
@ ^_˜¦@|@i@@@ j
@(___‚ցQƒm TQQƒm@@

344 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4445 23:42 [no]

( LƒÖ`) And that junior, is how I saved Japan from The Beatles!

345 Name: ™*F.¡. .¡.F*¥Kߥ*tl;dr*F.¡. .¡.F*¥Kߥ*™ 1993-09-4445 23:53 [no]

(EÍE) Sugoi!

346 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4446 01:48 [no]

@,.:::.ÜÜ:::::R
i::::::::::::::::::::::::::::j
i::::::::::::::l:::::::::É @ How ya like my new do', Grandpa?
i:::: i(EÍE):ƒm@
@P/ ‚‚Æl
@ @‚µ[-‚i

347 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4446 02:22 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Ah, that reminds me of the old days... man, the 60s never ended.

348 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4446 03:22 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, I once ended a psychology presentation by saying "I've learnt that PCP is more dangerous than running a sledgehammer through your head!". Is it true?

349 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4446 12:52 [no]

( LƒÖ`) You kids with your PCP and glue sniffing. So naive and so childish. Wait until score some black tar heroin and ride the horse.

350 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4446 13:19 [no]

(EÍE) But I thought you only did opium, Grandpa!

351 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4446 15:40 [no]

Grandpa, you buy viagra ? (L_`)V

352 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4446 19:44 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Why do you ask, Junior? Chinpo not doing its job?

353 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4446 20:52 [no]

Grandpa, you buy vagina?iE_EBj<3

354 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4447 01:36 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, what's the secret to graduating from high school?

355 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4447 03:45 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Stick to the Internet forums. So-called "real" friends will stab you in the back. You know those high school kids.

356 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4447 19:32 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, I'm selling candy bars for my marching band's trip to the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! Can I count on you to buy three cases?

(EÍE) Because I, um, already told the band director I sold that many.

357 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4447 20:01 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Sorry Junior, can't do it. Diabetes, you know.

( ;LƒÖ`) Plus, chocolate gives me the shits.

358 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4447 20:03 [no]

( LƒÖ`)>======[] You lying whippersnapper! There are no liars in our family! Get out!

359 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4447 21:22 [no]

Grandpa, How old are you ? (*L_`)

360 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4447 22:09 [no]

(EÍE) Dear, I already asked that question.

(;EÍE) And I've been noticing you've been coming onto my Grandpa lately. Why?!

361 Name: ™*F.¡. .¡.F*¥Kߥ*tl;dr*F.¡. .¡.F*¥Kߥ*™!TLDRwjAlhI 1993-09-4447 22:30 [no]

( LƒÖ`) É@
( LƒÖ`) Ɂ\\\\@ sirrrrrrrrr
( LƒÖ`) É@ wup

( LƒÖ`) It's the toys, Junior!

362 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4447 23:28 [no]

™*F.¡. .¡.F*¥Kߥ( LƒÖ`)(^_^B)F.¡. .¡.F¥Kߥ*™
@™*F.¡. .¡.F*¥Kߥ( L(@@ )F.¡. .¡.F¥Kߥ*™
@@@@@@@@@@@@kiss@

363 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4447 23:42 [no]

( ‹„D ‹)

364 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4448 05:24 [no]

™*F.¡. .¡.F*¥Kߥ( LƒÖ`)(^_^B)F.¡. .¡.F¥Kߥ*™
@™*F.¡. .¡.F*¥Kߥ( L(@@ )F.¡. .¡.F¥Kߥ*™
@@@@@@@@@@@@kiss@
PPPPPPPP›PPPPPPPPPP
@ @@@@@@@ o
@@@@@ @o@

          O
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365 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4448 05:28 [no]

(EÍE) Oh, it was just a dream...

( LƒÖ`) Hey there Junior, have you seen my boxers?

(EÍE) Didn't they used to be over... there...
(EÍE) ...

(^_^B) What?

(*LƒÖ`) Oh, uh, she has him I see, heh.

( ‹„D ‹)

366 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4448 06:24 [no]

( ‹„D ‹) ...

( LƒÖ`) Junior, are you all right?

( ‹„D ‹) ...

( LƒÖ`) Look, it's no what you may think it is.

( ‹„D ‹) ...

( LƒÖ`) Are you... are you going to be O.K.? Say something!

( ‹„D ‹) Oh, my God! I've gone BLIND!

367 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4448 06:44 [no]

(; ‹ „D ‹ ) LOVE IS OVER!

368 Name: ™*F.¡. .¡.F*¥Kߥ*tl;dr*F.¡. .¡.F*¥Kߥ*™!TLDRwjAlhI 1993-09-4448 08:19 [no]

Too much happened while I was gone!

369 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4448 16:16 [no]

( ‹‚` ‹ )it's horrible being blind, but maybe if I just accept it and move on, things will work out.

( ‹Í ‹ )Grandpa, could you take me to the movies? I know can't see it anymore, but I thought I could at least listen to it, and you could tell me what's happening on the screen.

( ‹Í ‹ )I hear "Pulp Fiction" is pretty good. It has Ving Rhames in it!

370 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4448 16:51 [no]

( LƒÖM)ƒÐ(EÍE) Do not keep stealing Grandpa's teeth

371 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4448 18:32 [no]

( EƒÖE) < BEEP

372 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4448 20:10 [no]

( EƒÖE) . . .

( LƒÖM) Who the hell are you?

373 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4448 21:31 [no]

( EƒÖE) < I'm the illegitimate clone of ( LƒÖM) and (EÍE) !

374 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4449 00:30 [no]

( LƒÖM) Hmm, I don't seem to recall putting my ding-dong in Junior's baby hole.

375 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4449 00:48 [no]

( EƒÖE) < You don't need to do that to make a clone, you know.

376 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4449 01:33 [no]

( ‹‚` ‹ ) Clonepa, can you cure my blindness?

( EƒÖE) < I'm not jesus, you know. But I can inform you that Grandpa and Fiancee are silently having sex as we speak.

™*F.¡. .¡.F*¥Kߥ( L(@@ )F.¡. .¡.F¥Kߥ*™
whisper whisper whisper whisper

ƒ°(; ‹ „D ‹ )

377 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4449 02:46 [no]

( ‹„D ‹) It sucks being blind, but alteast I get a seeing-eye dog!

@@@ ^PPPP_
@@^@@@@ œ@@œ¤@@@@@QQQ
@@|Y@@Y@@@@@@@ _ @@^
@@| |@@ | @@@@@@ ¥ |@ƒ ARF
@@| _^@@@@@@Ql.|@@_QQQ
@@|@@@@@@ QQQƒm
@@_@@@ .^
@@@b b@|
@@@i_QjQj

( EƒÖE) what the hell.

378 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4449 05:11 [no]

( EƒÖE) < Seeing is like sex, it's overrated you know. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near Tannhäuser Gate. And for what? All those moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain anyway.

379 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4449 05:26 [no]

( LƒÖM) Shut up and get back to mowing the kitchen.

380 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4449 06:17 [no]

( EƒÖE) Ah, but Grandpa, don't you realize? I have all the questions and I have all the answers - in theory, I -AM- this thread, so you have no right t-

( LƒÖ`) GAH!
@@@@ ___
@@@(Ü_@@ÈQÈ
@@@ _ RRi LƒÖ`jShut it, Clonepa, and MOW THE FUCKIN KITCHEN!
@@@@ (mJ@@ @ Ü_
@@@@@ Ɂ@¿@@/ ^
@@@@@i@ | .|ÈQÈ
@ ^_˜¦@|@i@@@ j
@(___‚ցQƒm TQQƒm@@

381 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4449 14:55 [no]

( „^ƒÖ„^) < ouch... I can't see anymore now. Where is that kitchen anyway?

382 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4449 14:58 [no]

( „^ƒÖ„^) < because, I could use an ice pack or two.

383 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4449 15:32 [no]

( ‹Í ‹ ) Uh...

( „^ƒÖ„^) Eh...

@ @ @ @ @ BUMP!
Oof! („^ƒÖ„^ @)#( @ ‹„D ‹) agh!

( ‹„D ‹ ) Hey, watch where you're going!

( „^ƒÖ„^) What - no, YOU should watch where you're going!

384 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4449 19:08 [no]

( „^ƒÖœ)< ...

385 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4449 19:29 [no]

one hour earlier

( MƒnL)@@ŽOŽO@œ
"¼ƒm@

386 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 00:43 [no]

( œƒÖœ) < I saw that!

387 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 00:46 [no]

( EƒÖE) < OK, I got better.

388 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 13:07 [no]

( EƒÖE) < Where is everybody? Grandpa? Junior? I feel left out...

389 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 15:47 [no]

( LƒÖ`) É@
( LƒÖ`) Ɂ\\\\@ sirrrrrrrrr
( LƒÖ`) É@ wup

( LƒÖ`) I've got a blind Junior, a clone, an evil nemesis of mine, and a lovely Fiancee to boot.

( LƒÖ`) É@
( LƒÖ`) Ɂ\\\\@ sirrrrrrrrr
( LƒÖ`) É@ wup

( LƒÖ`) And a yoyo.

390 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 15:48 [no]

( ‹Í ‹ ) Sure must be great to have everything you could ask for, eh Grandpa?

( -„D -) Me on the other hand..

391 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 23:21 [no]

( EƒÖE) < Is that tomato sauce on that yoyo? ...or...

392 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 00:09 [no]

( LƒÖ`) É@
( LƒÖ`) Ɂ\\\\@#( @ ‹„D ‹) AGH!

(EÍE) Damnit Grandpa, stop th- hey, I can see again!

( LƒÖ`) Well, it was getting damn boring hearing you bitch about it.

393 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 02:48 [no]

(^_^B)
(_^B )
(^B@)
( @)
(@@M)
(@Mƒnj
(MƒnLj*!!! !!!*

( ‹„D ‹) !!
( LƒÖ`) !!
( EƒÖE) !!

394 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 04:07 [no]

>>392
(iœjĪªª²iœj) See what I did there? Deus Ex Machina!

395 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 04:28 [no]

( EƒÖE) < Coincidence! He happened to get better at the moment you hit him, that's all.
( EƒÖE) < Now please hit me too...

396 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 05:13 [no]

>>393

COMEDY„ª„ª„ª„ª„ª„ª(߁Íß)„ª„ª„ª„ª„ª„ªGOLD !!

397 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 08:35 [no]

(EÍE) More like DQN Ex Machina am I rite?

398 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 12:45 [no]

( LƒÖ`) < nurupo

399 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 13:08 [no]

(EÍE) Granpda, if it's true that "Where there's a will, there's a way;" does that mean if there's a way, there is a will?

401 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 18:11 [no]

>>399
( LƒÖ`) no because some people are lazy

402 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 19:11 [no]

( ÍƒÖÍ) Hey hey, look at me, who am I?

403 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 19:21 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Turn A Turn, Turn A Turn, Turn AAAaaaaaa koffkoff hack

404 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 21:22 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, the thread is becoming normal again! What should we do?

405 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 22:03 [no]

( EƒÖE) < Grandpa is burned out.
( EƒÖE) < Junior, it's time for you to take over the business!

406 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 23:20 [no]

( LƒÖ`) >>405 is part of today's youth with a depressingly short attention span. "It's time!" Bah. Now, let's hear some more questions!

407 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 23:38 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, what's the best way to save money for your old age? I tried burying my allowance in the backyard...

( ;EAE) ...but I forgot where I buried it.

408 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 00:56 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Buy gold and coat it with tungsten. They have the same density, everyone will be fooled. Everybody's doing it: http://www.theodoregray.com/PeriodicTable/Samples/074.1/index.s12.html

409 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 02:43 [no]

(MƒnLj H-Hey! Did you forget about me?!

(E„DE;) Grandpa, did you know that Darkpa was your fiancee?!

( EƒÖE) I should have really seen this coming.

( LƒÖ`) I did find it odd that felt a penis while groping/snogging.

410 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 05:42 [no]

(MƒnLjFoolish Grandpa, ignorant Junior, and absent-minded Clonepa! I'm Darkpa III, self-claimed master of disguise! I'll always come back bigger and stronger and--

(MƒnL)<(EÍE ) prod

( MƒnLj(EÍE) Darkpa, though all that ass-kicking that went on recently between you and Grandpa was cool and stuff, we don't need another couple dozen scenes of action sequences. Not yet, anyway. Return in like, >>600+ or so, or start asking Grandpa questions.

(MƒnLj... Questions, huh. Okay, I got one.

(MƒnLjGrandpa, how do I get laid without crossdressing?

411 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 13:16 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Darkpa, my foul nemesis, you should be yourself at all times. Let people know who you really are and they'll accept you. Happiness can only follow then.

( LƒÖ`) In the meantime, stay away from me and Junior, you transvestite freak.

412 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 19:30 [no]

(EÍE) Granpa, why is an elaborate story forming in this thread?

( LƒÖ`) Quite, son. You're ruining the mood.

413 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 21:14 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, do you believe in global warming? Because it's really hot for November!

414 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 01:00 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I could make a really crass joke about how ladies' breasts are "globes" and wanting to warm up to them, but I want do it, Junior. No, sir! Don't even try to goad me into it!

415 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 01:07 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Ahem... that should be "won't" not "want" in >>414

( LƒÖ`) I'm getting too old for this....

416 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 01:09 [no]

(EÍE) Do IT! Do IT! Do IT! Do IT!

417 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 01:53 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, I was thinking earlier how we're kind of like a Comedy Duo now, and that has a long and admirable tradition!

(EÍE) Like, in recent times it's been people from Saturday Night Live. For example, Chris Farley & David Spade and John Belushi & Dan Akroyd. Jerry Lewis & Dean Martin are an even earlier example.

(EÍE) If you go back to the golden age of cinema, it was people like Abbot & Costello and Laurel & Hardy. Not to mention the many acts that were alive during the days of Vaudeville.

(EÍE) Even Japan has a Comedy Duo tradition straight from the rowdy streets of Osaka! Where one person, the straight man, sets up a joke by asking a very foolish question. That would be me, I guess. Ha ha! And the guy who has the answer, that would be you, Grandpa, would deliver a punchline and then hit... the... other... guy....

(EAE) Uh-oh. Maybe I said too much?

418 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 02:57 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Yes, I studied the 'manzai' comedy style when I was younger.

( LƒÖ`) ahem

@ _ @¿
(@LƒÖ`)œc ™ NANDEYANEN!
@ ¼œc ™ ( `„DL)

419 This post sucks.

420 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 03:00 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Said too much stupid! SMACK

421 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 03:04 [no]

( EƒÖE) Yeah, lets all get Junior!
@@¼œc™))„DL)

( MƒnL) Kill the little one!
@@¼œc™))Í;)

( EÍE) Yeah, beat him up!
@@¼œc™))Í;)

(;EÍE) Wait, wha-
@@¼œc

422 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 13:06 [no]

( EƒÖE) < damn those flies
@@¼œc

423 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 15:12 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, what's your favorite manga?

424 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 16:16 [no]

( LƒÖ`) It's been a while since I've read any manga and I've forgotten the title, but the one I liked the most was a story about young, high school-age characters having to deal with zany/outrageous/unusual/comedic cirumstances who, at first, are at odds with each other which just masks their true feelings of romantic love for each other.

( LƒÖ`) You know which one I'm talking about, Junior?

425 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 16:32 [no]

(EÍE) Scooby Doo?

426 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 19:07 [no]

( MƒnL) That doesn't have girls with extremely short skirts and sexy faces.

427 Name: ™*F.¡. .¡.F*¥Kߥ*tl;dr*F.¡. .¡.F*¥Kߥ*™!TLDRwjAlhI 1993-09-4453 23:36 [no]

(EÍE) I stopped reading a while ago. I'd like to catch up, but I think it's too much work.

428 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 23:39 [no]

( LƒÖ`) You're gonna be serving up fries for a living with that attitude, Junior!

429 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 00:09 [no]

( EƒÖE) < Do you want flies with that?
@@@ ‚Âœc

430 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 03:18 [no]

(EÍE) Don't worry, Grandpa. The job I have isn't in some low-rent fast foob place. I work with an upscale steakhouse chain in their advertising department.

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@@ i;;;;;;;;;;ß;;;߁R
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@)|;;;;;;;;(EÍEj < There's no BULL about our steak!
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@@R..;;;;;;;;/
@@@ U"U

431 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 12:31 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Hm, I remember the last time I went to a steakhouse...

(;LƒÖ`) Why, I think I recall that being the first time meeting your Grandma...

432 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 17:17 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, Tell us more about when you met grandma! When did you have mom?

433 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 18:16 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I fucking told you about 4 different versions of this story on these threads already. Go read the thread, sonny.

434 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 19:40 [no]

(EÍE) I don't think any of those are the truth, Grandpa! I THINK YOU'RE SHITTIN' ME!

435 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 20:11 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I can see you are getting itchy again. Want me to scratch, sonny?

436 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 23:41 [no]

(EÍE) ENDLESS LOOOOPPP

437 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4455 00:29 [no]

@@@@|„«ŽO Slam!
@@@@|„«@@@@ ———
@@@@|„«@ß@ —#A— @
QQ__.|ƒ~_QQi @ É`j @HoneyIWhich lies have you
@@@@|„«=QQ||R ^ /|_ been telling them about me?!

438 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4455 03:09 [no]

(;LƒÖ( EÍE) Grandpa, why are you hiding behind me? It's just grandma!

439 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 10:11 [no]

( EÍE) Grandpa, she doesn't have 9 tails like you said before.

440 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 12:39 [no]

( EÍE) She has...lesseee....8 + 1/5 tails. What's up with THAT?

441 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 17:22 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Shut up, damnit!

442 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 19:54 [no]

( E~E)

443 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 19:56 [no]

( EƒÖE) I've been waiting for you...a messenger from the Relatives.

(EÍE) So you're the grandpa around here?

( EƒÖE) No, not just here. I'm the grandpa to surpass Great Grandpa himself: Clonepa!

( LƒÖ`) No! That is not Clonepa!

( `EƒÖEL) Brother, I'm a whole different game from Darkpa! HRRRRR!!

( `EƒÖEL) The world needs only one Great Grandpa!

( MƒnL) Don't forget me!!

444 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 20:04 [no]

@@@@|„«ŽO Slam! Slam! Slam!
@@@@|„«@@@@ ———
@@@@|„«@ß@ —#A— @
QQ__.|ƒ~_QQi @ É`j @HoneyIWhy did you let all
@@@@|„«=QQ||R ^ /|_ of these people in the house?!

445 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 20:36 [no]

(EÍE) So Grandpa! You want that wierd looking furry thing to help you fight?

446 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 21:06 [no]

( ;LƒÖ`) Damn, I need a drink!

447 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 23:33 [no]

@@@@|„«ŽO Slam! Slam! Slam!
@@@@|„«@@@@ ———
@@@@|„«@ß@ —#A— @
QQ__.|ƒ~_QQi @ É`j @HoneyIWhy did you let all
@@@@|„«=QQ||R ^ /|_ of these DQN in the house?!

448 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 00:30 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I o-only had Junior in here to answer his questions! I have no idea where these other DQN came from!

449 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 01:29 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, what happen to the Edmund Fitzgerald?

450 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 02:15 [no]

( LƒÖ`) The captain got blitzed, the first mate was taking a shit, and the damn thing ran into some rocks and spilt oil everywhere.

( LƒÖ`) Wait... that what the Exxon Valdez.

451 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 03:58 [no]

---------
( LƒÖ`)
| |
| | squirt

ƒÖ===D ---- -- 

452 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 03:58 [no]

>>451 grandpa fail at squirting

453 This post sucks.

454 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 06:26 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, today was Veteran's Day!

(EÍE) What was fighting in the war like?

455 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 17:30 [no]

( LƒÖ`) It was like club med, but only with bullets

456 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 00:52 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, you really have to admit it. You are losing popularity.

457 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 01:03 [no]

( LƒÖ`) My Q-rating slipped below Ricky Martin, but I'm still higher than Bronson Pinchot. I blame marketing.

458 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 01:13 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, I'm going on a school field trip to see the Amish people in Pennsylvania or some such crap. Anyway, I'll be gone for a few days.

(EÍE) But don't despair! I have constructed a replacement for while I'm gone. He will ask questiona of youthful innocence and enthusiasm just as I do to keep you from feeling lonely. I call him... The J-bot Mk.1 (patent pending)!

|EQE| GREETINGS-PATRIARCHAL-UNIT. INTERROGATIVE-PROGAM-COMMENCING....

|EQE| BEGIN QUERY: "Grandpa, why does your bedsheets smell so much like tobacco and Ben-Gay?" END QUERY.

459 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 01:37 [no]

(;;LƒÖ`) A J-bot? But I've never been so good with machinery..

@@@@click
( LƒÖ`)☞|EQE| What's this do?

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@@PPPP@@@@ŽO@ _ _@ @^ÜR@@@^ ^ R
@@\\@ @ @ @ @@ ¼“ñ“ñ“ñ@|EQE|“ñ“ñ½ | @@BEGIN QUERY: "BU-N." END QUERY.@
@@@@@@@@\\@@@@@@@_@__¿_^@^ / |
@@@@QQQQQ@@@@@@@ i@@(::)(::)@@j !
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@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @S./@@@@@@@@//
@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @¤°`¤-¤S¤¤,@@¤, /i^
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/^@./^^ /
@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@/@@^ ^ ^

460 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 03:45 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Ah, so realistic -- just like the real thing!

461 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 12:24 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, whats the longest time you have sex, and with who ?

462 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 12:26 [no]

|EQE| c

|EQE| c

|EQE| BEEP

463 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 13:30 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I though you were gone on a field trip sonny. Are you back already? My sense of time is diminishing it seems.

464 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 13:33 [no]

|EQE| I-SHALL-ACCOMPANY-HIM-TO-THE-BUS

465 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 14:58 [no]

(EÍE) I'm the "other" sonny, did you forget about me ?

466 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 15:48 [no]

(EÍE)(EÍE)(EÍE)(EÍE)(EÍE)(EÍE)(EÍE)(EÍE)

( LƒÖ`)@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@(EÍE )

(EÍE)(EÍE)(EÍE)(EÍE)(EÍE)(EÍE)(EÍE)(EÍE)

Welcome back, Mr. Grandpa..We missed you.
Like what I've done with the place?

467 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 15:49 [no]

|EQE| LET-US-TRAVEL-TO-THE-BUS

468 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 18:46 [no]

(EÍE)(EÍE)(EÍE)(EÍE)(EÍE)(EÍE)
All aboard the man train, choo choo~

469 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 21:27 [no]

|EQE| ERROR: TRAIN NOT FOUND. NO "MAN" TRAIN IS SCHEDULED FOR THIS DATE.

470 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 21:28 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Dang these contraptions.

471 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 21:47 [no]

(;E„DE) Wha-what are all these other juniors doing here?! I leave to mock the Amish and this happens?!

|EQE| STAND-NEXT-TO-THESE-STAIRS

(;E„DE) Why next to the sta- AUGH! WHY DID YOU PUSH ME DOWN THEM?!

|EQE| TO-PROTECT-YOU-FROM-THE-HORRIBLE-SECRET-OF-SPACE

|EQE|

472 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 23:09 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Well, as long as I'm here, maybe I'll ask a few questions myself.

( LƒÖ`) J-bot, I want to try this 'Internet' thing I keep hearing about...

       but I'm kind of worried.. How can I keep my megahurtz from being stoeled?
I'm told that sort of thing happens all the time!

473 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4458 00:01 [no]

|EQE| ELIZA:-PERHAPS-YOU-DON'T-WANT-TO-KEEP-YOUR-MEGAHURTZ-FROM-BEING-STOELED?

474 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4458 12:52 [no]

( LƒÖ`) He read my mind...I'm going to have to kill him later..

!(LƒÖ` ) But then he could read these thoughts too! Shit!

475 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4458 12:59 [no]

|EQE| I-AM-SCARED-DAVE-WILL-I-DREAM?

476 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4458 13:08 [no]

|EQE| NEED-RECHARGE

477 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4458 14:55 [no]

|EQE| NEEccDccREcCHARcGEccc

478 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4458 14:57 [no]

|EQE| NEEEEEeeeeeecccccccdcccccccccccccc

|-Q-| cc=Bzkt!=

479 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4458 15:58 [no]

( LƒÖ`)Farewell, dear J-bot. May you be reborn as a 1970 Cadillac

   Deville in your next life.

480 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 02:37 [no]

(EÍE) Poor J-bot.... My creation did't last the weekend. Oh, well.

(EÍE) Grandpa, why is Las Vegas such a glitzy and classy city? I mean, not even New York City or Los Angeles has All-You=Can-Eat Pancake bars or half as many retina-burning neon signs.

481 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 03:10 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I remember this one time I went to Vegas and I slipped on some of those porn cards that were on the sidewalk.

482 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 03:27 [no]

(EÍE) That happened to me too, Grandpa! Except I landed on something soft. I think it was a dead hooker.

483 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 12:55 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Actually, that was your sister.

484 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 13:34 [no]

(EÍE) Oh! I did think she looked moe!

485 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 18:00 [no]

( LƒÖ`) At least when I walked past her, she was pretty mauled all right.

486 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 21:38 [no]

(EÍE) anyone said –G‚¦`H

487 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 21:58 [no]

(EÍE) Yes.

488 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 00:04 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Junior, you have to get to my age before you earn the right to answer your own questions.

489 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 03:50 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, I saw a cat in a box the other day. Who was it?

490 Name: shii 1993-09-4460 05:04 [no]

@@@@@@_È ÈQQ
@@@@ ^( LƒÖ`)@ ^_
@ @ ^|P ‚t ‚tP|_^ That was me, son...
@ @ @ |@@Hii@ .|^
@ @ @@PPPP

491 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 13:00 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot, so I must wear a disguise that will strike terror into their hearts! I must be a creature of the night, like a... a....

(EÍE) Um, help me out, Grandpa!

492 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 13:36 [no]

|T|
(LƒÖ`)

Hat man?

493 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 13:36 [no]

(EÍE) You fail it, grandpa.

494 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 18:38 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, I will now recite John Keats masterful poem "Ode to a Grecian Urn."

(EÍE) Ahem!

(EÍE) "Thou still unravishfd bride of quietness,
Thou foster-child of silence and slow time,
Sylvan historian, who canst thus express
A flowery tale more sweetly than our rhyme:
What leaf-fringfd legend haunts about thy shape
Of deities or mortals, or of both,

  In Tempe or the dales of Arcady? 

What men or gods are these? What maidens loth?
What mad pursuit? What struggle to escape?

  What pipes and timbrels? What wild ecstasy

(EÍE) "Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard
Are sweeter; therefore, ye soft pipes, play on;
Not to the sensual ear, but, more endeared,
Pipe to the spirit ditties of no tone:
Fair youth, beneath the trees, thou canst not leave
Thy song, nor ever can those trees be bare;
Bold Lover, never, never canst thou kiss,
Though winning near the goal-- yet, do not grieve;
She cannot fade, though thou hast not thy bliss,
For ever wilt thou love, and she be fair!

(EÍE) "Ah, happy, happy boughs! that cannot shed
Your leaves, nor ever bid the Spring adieu;
And, happy melodist, unwearied,
For ever piping songs for ever new;
More happy love! more happy, happy love!
For ever warm and still to be enjoyfd,

  For ever panting, and for ever young; 

All breathing human passion far above,
That leaves a heart high-sorrowful and cloyfd,

  A burning forehead, and a parching tongue.

(EÍE) "Who are these coming to the sacrifice?
To what green altar, O mysterious priest,
Leadfst thou that heifer lowing at the skies,
And all her silken flanks with garlands dressed?
What little town by river or sea shore,
Or mountain-built with peaceful citadel,

  Is emptied of this folk, this pious morn? 

And, little town, thy streets for evermore
Will silent be; and not a soul to tell

  Why thou art desolate, can efer return.

(EÍE) "O Attic shape! Fair attitude! with brede
Of marble men and maidens overwrought,
With forest branches and the trodden weed;
Thou, silent form, dost tease us out of thought
As doth eternity: Cold Pastoral!
When old age shall this generation waste,

  Thou shalt remain, in midst of other woe 

Than ours, a friend to man, to whom thou sayfst,
'Beauty is truth, truth beauty,-- that is all

  Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.'"

(EÍE) I thought I'd class things up a bit here.

495 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 23:17 [no]

(LƒÖ`) tl;dr

496 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 23:43 [no]

(EƒÖE) < Hey, I think I know that poem:

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
@Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsy were the borogoves
@And the mome raths outgrabe.

(EƒÖE) < Well, same gibberish anyway.

497 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 00:09 [no]

(LƒÖ`) (ry

498 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 04:09 [no]

(MƒnLjI got a question, Gramps.

(MƒnL) I got a bad case of a ACHOO...cold. What kinda things should I do to get better?

499 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 04:35 [no]

_m^(EÍE)_m^ Grandpa, whats your favorite metal band?

500 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 13:01 [no]

(EÍE) p.s. - 1000/2GET.

501 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 23:40 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Darkpa, I suggest dying. It might sound crazy, but it's an absolute cure-all!

( LƒÖ`) I like Under17, Junior. moe

502 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 01:06 [no]

(EÍE) That's not metal in the least, you old fogey!

503 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 01:07 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, who'd win in a fight: you or Vin Diesel?

504 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 02:45 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Even I have to succumb to the awesomeness that is Mr. Diesel.

505 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 12:47 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, be you a rich man or a little street sweeper, sooner or later you must dance with the Reaper!

(EÍE) Station!

506 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 20:12 [no]

( LƒÖ`) needs more cowbell.

507 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 23:37 [no]

(EÍE) She's choppin' broccoli... SHE'S CHOPPING BROCCOLI~

508 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 00:22 [no]

( LƒÖ`) SKYYYYYYYYYYROCKETS IN FLIGHT, AFTERNOON DELIIIIIIIIIGHT

509 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 01:05 [no]

(EƒÖE) o O ( ...when did this become karaoke night?... )

510 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 02:42 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, did you ever kill the jabberwalkie?

511 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 04:20 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Why yes, Junior. In fact, it's all coming back to me now... my days as a DQN dragonslayer...

512 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 07:56 [no]

(EÍE) Dragonslayer?! Sugoi sugoi, tell me more Grandpa!

513 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 18:45 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Whan that Sakura with her shoures soote, the droughte of fun hath perced to the roote, and bathed every vayn in such licour, of wich virtu yellow'ed is the flour, when a bad haeleth came to DQN, and rampagt havoc on the fen, then cometh Grandpa with his OHAYOU BEEM, and approached the scoundrel on a horse.
"I fear ye not," he said, of course.
So Grandpa drew out his big svon, and slew the contemptous villain anon!

514 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 21:38 [no]

(EƒÖE;) o O ( King James' Dragonslayer?! )

515 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 02:36 [no]

(EÍE) tl;dr

(EÍE) Hey Grandpa, how much hentai do you have? I've been raking up a few gigabytes recently, just for the heck of it, yknow?

516 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 03:41 [no]

( LƒÖ`) ...

Why do today's youngsters download GIGABYTES of pictures of weirdos? In my day, we had Hard Gay and were happy with it.

517 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 08:01 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, do you have any artistic talent?

518 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 23:03 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Are you joking? I made the Mona Lisa, but Da Vinci smudged my name off the painting!

(;LƒÖ`) He did, however, make most of The Last Supper - I don't care much for Jesus. I once wiped my ass with the painting, though - that's where most of the brown parts of the painting are. Guess that's why I didn't kill him. Equivalent trade, you know.

519 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 23:42 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, I done heard tales of a mighty catfish in Gobbler's Lake called "General Lee" that can swallow a man whole, boat and all. And no man has ever caught him!

520 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 04:32 [no]

( LƒÖ`) In his house at Gobbler's Lake, dead General Lee waits dreaming...

521 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 05:49 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, do you think that we will ever get to 1000 again?

522 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 05:54 [no]

( LƒÖ`) As long as there are idiots like you with dumb questions, my boy.

523 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 11:36 [no]

( MƒnL) soon, I will have my revenge. Yes, my pretties, soon.
evil cackle

524 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 12:21 [no]

(EÍE)..... Grandpa, i wonder, just how old are you?

(EÍE) You must have been through so much with all the samurais the hiroshima incident and the landing on the moon. Not to mention the holocaust and the second impact!

525 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 19:28 [no]

i Lƒn`jYou buy now!
(EƒnE) Wha... what's happening, Grandpa?

526 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 20:24 [no]

(E„DE) WHAT THE!!!

527 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 20:43 [no]

@@ @ @ @ @ Q,. -„Ÿ„Ÿ=ƁRA
@ @ @ @@@/Ú'L @@@@@@MRA
@ @ @ @@//œ / ,@,¤ R RR@āA
@@@@@@/7‚n@‚Š_É_/ƒnHl¤_j@l@lN
@ @ @ @q‚V²@L|/l/ @ MÍÉ}@jr‚­)j
@ @@@r]ƒ–Êl @‚ƒÜr„Ÿ«Ü‚ƒ,ʁRr@
@@@@@Y//,Ê>¤j„‚Œ¤_ƒm.ƒCÚ1l ځŒ
@ @ @ @ _l l//M MPL@‚Š ‚Œ Ú'
@ @ @ @ @_„Œr¡~¡R@Ú'L
@@@@@@(__TA<UƱ<@|
@ @ @ @ @@@_MOOL @l
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ M°‚’-¤ƒm
@@@@@@@@@@@@‚µŒ

528 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 20:59 [no]

(„D)
Who are you >>523 >>525 ? You're not Grandpa?!
You kind of scare me...

529 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 03:08 [no]

(„D) MY EYES!!!!!!!!

530 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 03:20 [no]

sssss
( ŽK_ ) BWAHAHAHA!!!! I, DAG ÆGREN, HAVE REMOVED YOUR EYES WITH WAKABAMARK!!!

531 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 05:32 [no]

(EƒÖE) o O ( They're breaking out with the nonsense again, maybe it's about time for me to make my move... )

(EƒÖE) o O ( No... not just ye-- )

|EQE|Ɂ\\\@ (œƒÖE;) ...................

532 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 06:56 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, will MSN Otoko find true love?

533 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 10:15 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Yes, sunny.

534 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 15:54 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa?

535 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 16:01 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Just browsing other threads sonny... DQN has never had this many cool threads.

536 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 00:42 [no]

(=(EÍE) Ahem. Most esteemed Grandfather, I have need for your generous wisdom for my most urgent question.

(=(EÍE) Darkpa, your incredibly dashing rival, is all alone on Thanksgiving this year. Perhaps we should invite him? I think he would be too proud to join us, but it would only be the polite thing to do.

(=(EÍE) Ahhh... Ahh...

( MƒnL) CHOOO! ŽOŽO =(EÍE)

( MƒnL)@@
"¼ƒm=(EÍE)

537 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 04:11 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Cool mask, Darkpa. Not. You really thought you could fool me eh?

( LƒÖ`) But, Darkpa, Thanksgiving is all about the pilgrims and the indians and how they shared a feast together back in the day (but I wouldn't really know - I attended the party but was severely drunk with moe). I'd be delighted if you attended Thanksgiving with me, Junior, Clonepa, and and J-bot. Of course, you'll have to be willing to contribute to the feast just as much as the other members. Having said that, I'd like to be the first...

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538 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 05:46 [no]

(;E„DE) Grandpa, calm down! We haven't even passed >>550 yet!

539 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 12:32 [no]

i LƒÖ`jIt would be my second.

540 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 21:34 [no]

(EÍE) Your second what, Grandpa?

541 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 23:26 [no]

i LƒÖ`j>>550 (such is the cycle of the universe)

542 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 02:50 [no]

(EÍE) "Time is such a wheel that no man can stand upon it long.

          And it always, in the end, comes back around to where it began."

(EÍE) I read that in a book, once.

543 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 04:42 [no]

i LƒÖ`jYou? Read books? You're shitting me.

544 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 10:14 [no]

(EÍE) Actually, grandpa, I rather enjoy it.

545 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 17:19 [no]

i LƒÖ`jWell sonny if you are so wise, do something to repopulate this thread

546 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 17:20 [no]

i LƒÖ`jBecause I'm the only one posting here for a while.

547 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 17:25 [no]

(EÍE) Hey everyone, I hear they're giving out free chicken and watermelon over at "( LƒÖ) Grandpa (v2.0)"! Yes, that's "( LƒÖ) Grandpa (v2.0)"!

548 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 17:26 [no]

(EÍE) .......Grandpa, what did I do to your face?!

549 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 17:53 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, don't you think I just don't have anything else to ask?

550 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 17:56 [no]

i LƒÖ`jIf you stop asking questions, I will die.

i LƒÖ`jI must live forever...Give me questions, Junior. NOW.

551 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 18:01 [no]

( MƒnL) (So that is where he gets his strength...perhaps I should create a Darkpa thread and have Junior start asking me questions...)

552 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 18:14 [no]

(EÍE) Well, Grandpa, I have a few suggestions.

(EÍE) Perhaps someone should create a website that you can enter in any question and Grandpa will answer! Or something of that sort - like a mIRC bot or AIM bot or something. You could use questions previously answered, or new ones too.

(EÍE) Or, Squeeks should archive the Grandpa threads and immortalize them on this website. We are sort of mascots, yknow!

553 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 18:49 [no]

i LƒÖ`jNot until the comedy starts. Someone needs to stop the LAZY and make with the ASCII ART if you know what I mean.

554 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 18:49 [no]

i LƒÖ`j You can't replace me with a machine!

555 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 19:17 [no]

(EÍE) Oh, shut up Grandpa! Today's thanksgiving. Let's eat and grow fat!

556 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 19:24 [no]

i LƒÖ`) What was that, Junior? I'm busy digesting.

557 This post sucks.

558 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 19:31 [no]

(@@@@@@EÍE@@) I feel a bit heavy..

(@@@@@@@@EÍE@@@@) Oh well, its nothing!

559 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 19:53 [no]

i LƒÖ`) Dessert goes in a different stomach, after all! Haha!

560 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 23:44 [no]

(EÍE) So you don't have to exercise to burn the fat Grandpa?

561 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 01:31 [no]

(EÍE) I bet his muscles have disappeared.
Not like the old days sparrring with Bruce Lee, huh?

562 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 05:01 [no]

i LƒÖ`) What are you talking about, Junior? Bruce Lee could kick your ass from beyond the grave if he wanted.

563 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 06:36 [no]

(EÍE) Kind of embarassing to die from a headache-relief pill, don't you think?

564 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 16:29 [no]

i LƒÖ`) I have lived and died. So?

565 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 16:33 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, do you think the Japanese were as offended by Gwen Stefani and her Harajuku Girls as I was by her solo career?

566 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 16:50 [no]

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567 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 17:40 [no]

(EÍE) Ouch!

(EÍE) Grandpa, were you in the war?

568 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 18:35 [no]

i LƒÖ`) I'm not your stereotypical Grandpa. I wasn't in just -one- war, I was in every war out there to date, even some that weren't historically recorded. How did I get through them all with maybe one or two flesh wounds?

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569 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 21:25 [no]

(EÍE) Do you ever wish for the days before the endless September, Grandpa? I know you were there, I saw the old usenet postings you made in alt.usenet.kooks.

570 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 00:13 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Junior, you need to find a better news source than Green Day albums.

571 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 03:14 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, its snowing! Come outside and lets play!

572 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 05:09 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Ouch, my back...

573 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 06:41 [no]

(EÍE) ...Grandpa, when's the last time you got off your ass and did something?

574 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 08:54 [no]

( LƒÖ`) when I fucked your mother

575 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 11:03 [no]

( LƒÖ`)ƒm“Ê

576 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 12:45 [no]

( MƒnL)ƒm“Ê

577 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 16:23 [no]

(E„DE) Wh, what?!

578 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 22:33 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Just forgot my pills today, thats all.

579 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 00:48 [no]

(EÍE) Is that why you were holding an ink bottle just now?

580 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 02:31 [no]

( EƒÖE)ƒm“Ê < Hey I have one too! But what is it?

581 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 04:26 [no]

( EƒÖE)ƒm‰š < Oh?

582 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 04:33 [no]

(EÍE) Those're Legos, Clonepa. And they're mine, so stop playing with them!

(EÍE) Grandpa, I heard you were going to star in Metal Gear Solid 4 as Solid Snake. Is this true?

583 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 05:31 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I'm working on it with Koijma himself, Junior. The eyepatch itches, though.

584 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 06:17 [no]

( EƒÖE) David Hayter is my hero.

585 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 13:04 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, who is the better hero? You or David Hayter?

586 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 18:14 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Well, he also voices Sephiroth...

587 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 22:58 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, why should I copy-paste my face before talking to you?

588 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 23:54 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

589 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 00:00 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, what do you think of the IRS?

590 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 00:10 [no]

( LƒÖ`) One at a time, Junior! I'm too old to multitask like you can nowadays.

( LƒÖ`) I severed my ties with Anonymous long ago. Anyhow, I won't answer questions if I don't know who's asking them. Just don't fight the system...or I'll fight you.

( LƒÖ`) Yeah...I do. I think at any time, any place... people can fall in love with each other. But... if you love someone, you have to be able to... er... Line?

( LƒÖ`) tl;dring the last question but I give you a thumbs up for the awesome timestamp.
( LƒÖ`)b

591 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 00:13 [no]

(EÍE) Granpa, is W.T. Snacks really gone?

592 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 00:16 [no]

( LƒÖ`) W.T. Snacks will be back. For he WHERE IS SARAH CONNOR

593 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 00:17 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Maybe you should know that he never existed in the first place, Junior. You mother only created him to threaten you so that you would finish your meal and go to bed.

594 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 00:18 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, why are our timestamps set at 1993?

595 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 00:19 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Junior, the month is much more important than the year.

596 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 00:20 [no]

(EÍE) Grandma says its the week that matters!

597 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 00:23 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Grandma isn't that good with numbers, I must actually remind her of your birthday every year you know.

598 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 01:00 [no]

(E„DE) I have a birthday?!

599 Name: Grandma 1993-09-4472 02:01 [no]

(LƒÖ`) He has a birthday?

600 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 03:03 [no]

(EÍE) 600GET

601 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 03:29 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa! Is it true you were born in 1874? Wiki says so!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandpa

602 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 03:37 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Kiddo, I've already told you that Wikipedia isn't the best--well, a few cans short of a six-pack, yknow.

( LƒÖ`) Anyway, you'll never find true background data about me on the internet. I've hired several of the world's best hackers to destroy all information pertaining to me, my ancestors, and anyone related to me.

(;LƒÖ`) You see, I've done some pretty wild stuff in the past that had to be kept in secret.

603 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 03:41 [no]

>>602 (EÍE) Pretty wild stuff? You cheated on Grandma?

604 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 09:16 [no]

( MƒnLjHa! Darkpa III returns, as was foretold in >>410!

( MƒnLjNow, Grandpa, where were we?

605 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 09:42 [no]

(EÍE) Not now, Darkpa III! Grandpa was about to spill the beans on his dark and mysterious past! Return in like, >>700+ or so.

606 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 13:46 [no]

( MƒnLjHis past? He was the first hikkikomori, living in a hut made of dry leaves, using a computer made of twigs! Ha ha.. ha...

607 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 15:36 [no]

>http://www.google.com.tr/search?q=grandpa
>Results 1 - 10 of about 5,930,000 for grandpa [definition]. (0.28 seconds)

(EÍE) Shit grandpa, what the hell did you do??

608 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 17:27 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Well sonny, I smoke pot. A lot of it. I grow it myself too.

609 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 19:20 [no]

(EÍE) Shit grandpa, you are the only one writing here.

610 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 01:21 [no]

(E„DE;jDon't die on me, Grandpa!

611 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 01:57 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Anyway, about my past...

( LƒÖ`) I was a young man, my parents had abandoned me. Fuck them. I didn't need them nor did I need anyone. I got in a lot of trouble...

612 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 03:41 [no]

( LƒÖ`) It was then I met Darkpa, but back then I called him Vicious. Vicious was always one to run into trouble and we'd always get into adventures and whatnot. We were both the little rascals.

( MƒnLjRemember that one time I set that chicks' mailbox on fire?

( LƒÖ`) Yeah, that was some good times.
(;LƒÖ`) Wait, that was my first girlfriend's mailbox. She was nice. Ass.

( MƒnLjHaha.

( LƒÖ`) Anywho, yes Junior, indeed, me and Vicious used to hang out together. We both, however, had extremely different point of views on life. In the dark, rainy night, countless years ago, Vicious and I had our first real fight...

613 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 08:21 [no]

FLASHBACK FROM NOW ON

614 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 08:22 [no]

( EƒnEj*Come on young Grandpa, I can kick your ass*

615 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 13:03 [no]

( EÍE) young grandpa I'd like to see you try, vicious! have at you!!

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@@@@@@@@^@@@-\@PP@@P"'"@. @@f |@‚™'Ü@@Üi
@@@@@@@/@@@ƒm@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@|@@^@@ƒm b
@@@@@@/@@, ² j@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@, [' @^LS_É
@@@@ @/@ @_,@_@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@^@,@@ƒm
@@@@ @|@@/ _@ `¤@@@@@@@@@@@@^@^ ^
@@@@ @‚Š@ /@@R @|@@@@@@@@@@@^@^@,'
@@@@^@ƒm@@@o @|@@@@@@ @@@^@ ^| @|
@@ ^@^@@@ @|@i_@@@@@@@ @!¤Q^ / @ r
@@¤Qr@@@@ @[]]@@@@@@@@@@@@|_^

*Let's fighting love...
Let's fighting love...*

616 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 23:53 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I won the fight, due to my superior fighting skills and catchy music playing in the background.

( MƒnLjBut in my last moment, I kicked you straight in the balls.

( LƒÖ`) Yep. You're fortunate to be alive, Junior, because I'd have never had your father if Vicious hit any harder then he did. Unfortunately, I immediately lost the fight after that, and I vowed my revenge on Darkpa. Damn sonofabitch won't die, though, no matter how hard I kick his ass.

( MƒnLjBecause I've found the 7 DQNballs and asked the mighty BU-N Dragon for immortality. Hahahaha!

( LƒÖ`) Fag. Anyway, I met my first girlfriend after that. I found myself at a hospital, and this cute nurse was healing up my chinpo...

617 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 01:29 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, you're acting a bit hip all of a sudden. It's kind of weird, so stop!

618 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 01:33 [no]

Flashback~

( EÍE) H-hwaaarg...

(*߁[ß) Oh! You're finally awake.

( EÍE) W-where am I?! Where's Vicious?! Ow!

(*߁[ß) Calm down, your chinpo took some pretty serious damage.

( EÍE) I swear I'll get him...

now, I never knew it then. but that nurse would change the history of the DQN...

619 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 04:32 [no]

(*߁[ß) By the way, your chinpo's lovely...

( EÍE) You think so? Well, I think you're lovely too, madam'.

™F.¡. .¡.F¥Kߥ( EÍE)(߁[ß*)F.¡. .¡.F¥Kߥ™
@™F.¡. .¡.F¥Kߥ( E(@@ )F.¡. .¡.F¥Kߥ™
@@@@@@@@@@@kiss

end flashback

(EÍE) TL;DR IM GOING TO BE SICK GRANDPA!

( LƒÖ`) Yep, me and that nurse got hitched. She was a special one, as she was the first of my many >>1000 girlfriends, and the first out of >>1000 to get it on. However, it never occured to me what kind of person she truly was. It'd seem she had astronomical powers; those which ascend beyond mine. She created a creature that was the true epitome of all things DQN: (iœjĪªª²iœj). From there, she make the gods mona, giko, BU-N, Nida, Oppai Oppai, and all the other crazy characters you see occasionally here. These characters devastated DQN with their own ambitions and rampaged throughout this society.

( LƒÖ`) I wasn't quite sure what to do with her, until...

620 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 09:27 [no]

@@@.QQQ@@@@@@@
@@/@||PP||@ÈQÈ@@@@
@@| @||QQ|| (EÍE) I'm starting a blog for you grandpa.
@@|PP_ŽO¼/PPP/@@ @@

621 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 23:18 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Your blogging pushed us off of the front page. Thanks alot, Junior.

622 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 01:42 [no]

(EƒÖE) Continue your story, grandpa!

623 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 01:45 [no]

(EÍE) Wait! Didn't you say in >>108 that you met grandma on a train?

624 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 01:46 [no]

( LƒÖ`) You fool, I didn't say that nurse was your grandmother.

625 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 03:17 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Well, the truth was, I wasn't too fond of these new gods. I just seemed to never get along with them that well.

flashback

(iœjĪªª²iœj) DUuuURUUURRRRR!!
(EĪªª²E) Duurrrr!
(iœjĪªª²iœj) UR DOIEN IT WRONG
( EÍE) Oh shut up, nurupo.
(iœjĪªª²iœj) GA!

i LÍMjOmae mona!
( EÍE) Oh my mo-nah!
i LÍMjMitsuki-chan!!
( EÍE) Meetskey-chan!!
i LÍMjYou fail it nurupo.
( EÍE) NO U

626 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 20:17 [no]

(EÍE) Happy World AIDS Day, grandpa!

627 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 08:01 [no]

( LƒÖ`) You'd have to worry about that.

628 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 12:43 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Well, kiddo, I'm done talking about my past for now. I'll probably start talking about it again in Grandpa 3.0. It'll be twice as interesting and full of awesome adventure, but I have to sleep now.

( LƒÖ`) ZZzZzZzzzzzzzZzzzzz

629 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 12:46 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, Grandpa, wake up! There is somebody on the phone, he wants to talk to you and said it's urgent!

630 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 17:13 [no]

@@@ ,ˆê-A@@@@@@ @^PPPPPPPPPP
@@@| l P R@@@@@ƒ@We have gotten the phone number. Tap in.
@@@6-¡¡@@@@@@@_QQQQQQQQQ
@@@ RLÍM @@@@
@@@^|‚x/_@@

631 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 18:14 [no]

flashback

632 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 19:03 [no]

(iœjĪªª²iœj) duuuuurrr...
(iœjĪªª²iœj) duuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrr......
(iœjĪªª²iœj) DUUUUUUuuUUUUUUUuURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

end flashback

633 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 00:38 [no]

@@@@@ @È È@@^PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@@@ @ @¿LƒÖ`)ƒ Hello? Yes, my refrigerator is running....@
 ccc(‚@@| @ _QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
PPPPPPPP|

634 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 01:14 [no]

@@@ ,ˆê-A@@@@@@ @^PPPPPPPPPP
@@@| l P R@@@@@ƒ@That idiot... can't even recognize the secret keyphrase anymore...
@@@6-¡¡@@@@@@@_QQQQQQQQQ
@@@ R @^ @@@@
@@@^|‚x/_@@

635 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 01:14 [no]

@@@@@ @È È@@^PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@@@ @ @¿LƒÖ`)ƒ ...hello? ...hello?! ...
 ccc(‚@@| @ _QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
PPPPPPPP|

636 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 01:30 [no]

@@@@@ @È È@@^PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@@@ @ @¿ßÍß)ƒ Oppai! Oppai!
 ccc(‚@@| @ _QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
PPPPPPPP|

637 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 01:36 [no]

(;E„DE) Grandpa, who is it? The FBI? CIA? DQN?

638 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 06:38 [no]

( LƒÖ`) No, the DQN would have kept going DUUURRRRRRRRRRRR, this must be Darkpa's doing...

639 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 09:14 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Sonny, there is something I have tell you... about my past. I was the maker of mew mew project.

640 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 11:02 [no]

ƒ°(; ‹ „D ‹ ) What!? Are you for real, grandpa?

641 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 14:17 [no]

( EƒÖE)!

642 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 15:18 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Yes. I had spent millions of yen on research equipment. And finally found something that I decided to call, kimera anima.

643 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 01:55 [no]

( MƒnLjHa! I heard my name! Clonepa, come over here. I want to talk with you.

( EƒÖE) What is it, Darkpa?

( MƒnL) Actually, I want to kill you!

( EƒÖE;) Oh.

( MƒnL) Not even Grandpa's Secret Project can save you! HAAAAAA-

644 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 02:35 [no]

@@@@@@@@@@@@,@‚”@¯¤ ¤h‚’‚’
@@QQQQ@@@@@MS;ll!!liL@`@@@@@“ñ
@ _@@@@@PPM""''@-@Sl!!¤¤`@@@@@@_ƒm@
@@@_¤@@@@@@@@@@@ M"' ¤i!!¤@ @@@@@@@@@@
@@@@ _¤@@@@@@@@@@@@@RƒnL)ƒm@>>643
@@@@@@S@QQ@@@@@@@@@@'i@`@@
@@@@@@i"'R@@ "'@¤@@@@@@@@i'@@Grandpa: HITEN MITSURUGI RYU:
@@ @@@|R,,,ƒg¤@@ @@ R @ @ @ @ @l;@RYU SHOU SEN!!
@@@ @ƒmƒmɃÖ`j @@ @@ 'l@@@@@@@l;
@@i,,_||;;;;;;;;q/v@@@@@@ i@@@@@@@i'
@@@@@/;;;‚™;;<@@@@@@ Ɂ@ @ @@ @i'
@@ @^::S;;r¤¯`L@ @ƒm@@@@@@^
@ @ i,,Ɂ@@S,,,j-=“ñ.,,QQ,,. -''"

645 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 02:40 [no]

(; ‹ „D ‹ ) Grandpa, that's outrageous! What are you doing to Clonepa??!

646 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 02:45 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Junior, I know "God-speed" Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu is beyond you, but I hit Darkpa.

@@@@ _¤@@@@@@@@@@@@@RƒnL)ƒm@>>643

( LƒÖ`) See? Right there.

647 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 02:59 [no]

( EƒÖE) yeah, i havent done anything anyway.

( EƒÖE) yet.

648 This post sucks.

649 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 06:12 [no]

( EƒÖE) What was that? .....

650 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 06:38 [no]

@@@ ,ˆê-A@@@@@@ @^PPPPPPPPPP
@@@| l P R@@@@@ƒ@MISTER ANDERSON...
@@@6-¡¡@@@@@@@_QQQQQQQQQ
@@@ R @^ @@@@
@@@^|‚x/_@@

651 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 22:16 [no]

(;‹„D ‹) Grandpa! The thread fell off the front page!

( LƒÖ`) Your complaining isn't helping, Junior.

652 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 22:47 [no]

(EÍEjBut we need to keep this thread going, grandpa! It's your legacy!

653 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 23:02 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Everyone needs a little rest from time to time.

654 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 23:10 [no]

(EƒÖE) Yes... fall into obscurity!

655 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 01:21 [no]

(EÍEjGrandpa thread resurrection GET!

656 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 01:23 [no]

( EƒÖE) Stop that!

657 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 01:59 [no]

@@@ ,ˆê-A@@@@@@ @^PPPPPPPPPP
@@@| l P R@@@@@ƒ@YOU SAW NOTHING TODAY...
@@@6-¡¡@@@@@@@_QQQQQQQQQ
@@@ R @^ @@@@
@@@^|‚x/_@@

658 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 03:32 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I came to this country with nothing but a hammer and a powerful laxative!

659 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 03:52 [no]

(EÍEjGrandpa, did you know that life on Earth depends on Jupiter? It's true.

(EÍEjSee, since Jupiter is so big and has such a strong gravitational field, it actually helps prevent some large, life-threatening asteroids, and even the small, high-velocity ones, from crashing into the Earth with its own pull.

(EÍEjStill, everyone once in a while one will get close, but Jupiter is a real friendly and helpful neighbor that way! How about that?

660 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 04:57 [no]

( LƒÖ`) tl;dr

( LƒÖ`) But Junior, you're supposed to be completely stupid and ask ME questions in which I would provide that information.

( LƒÖ`) In fact, I have a question: How old are YOU, Junior?

661 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 05:27 [no]

(EÍEjHow old are YOU, Grandpa?

662 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 13:43 [no]

( EƒÖE) oO( Grandpa's never going to answer that question...

663 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 18:38 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Well, Junior, by the way, did you know that today is 3rd International day of the Ninja?

664 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 22:07 [no]

(EÍEjNo, but I have a new question! Who were the guys in >>3?

665 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 23:23 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Our new neighbors. They've kept me up all night with their constant screaming of SAIKAMASAIKAMASAIKAMASAIKAMA.

666 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 23:25 [no]

(EÍEj I think you mean SAITAMA. Oh, and 666 get!

667 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 00:13 [no]

iMƒnLjDamn! Why do I failed at such a dark GET?

668 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 03:29 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Your mom.

669 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 05:48 [no]

( E[EjHello dad. Hey, son.

(EÍEjDad?

( LƒÖ`) Why, if it isn't my accident of a son!

( E[EjI've come to take Junior back home. He's spent way too much time asking you questions, dad.

670 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 06:48 [no]

J(`„DL)‚µ WHAT?!

671 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 07:46 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Bullshit, you pathetic waste of DNA. He certainly learns more talking to me than he does listening to your idiotic stories.

672 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 08:27 [no]

(EÍEjGrandpa, why are you always mean? You were much kinder in v1.0

673 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 11:24 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Sorry, sonny boy. It's just that your father and I aren't on the best of terms, and I was worrying that he might try and take you away.

( LƒÖ`) sniff You love your grandpa, don't you, sonny boy? Don't you want to hear more of my stories?

674 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 12:56 [no]

@@@@@@(EÍE)@Yes, Grandpa, I shall continue to ask questions and nothing will stop me.
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@|[Ej@Well, if you want to talk to my dad so much, so be it. But
¼@@j@I will be back, someday..
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675 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 13:11 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Thank god that rancid smell is gone!

(EÍEjLike father, like son!

676 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 13:22 [no]

(-Í-j Why is it that you hate Dad so much anyway?
(EÍEj Without him i wouldn't be sitting here keeping you company y'know.

677 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 13:26 [no]

( LƒÖ`) That is the reason I hate your dad.

678 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 16:11 [no]

(EÍEj Grandpa, why do so many people want to buy a Xbox 360? The launch titles usually aren't that good anyway.

679 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 19:59 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Huh?

680 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 21:28 [no]

A what-box? Is this one of your new-fangled record players?

681 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 21:34 [no]

(;E„DEj Grandpa, you've turned invisible!

682 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 22:23 [no]

( LƒÖ`) O Rly?

683 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 22:26 [no]

@ @ @ @ @ |@@@@@
@ @ @ @ @ |@@@@@
@ @ @ @ @ |@@@@@
@ @ @ @ (E[Ej@that was me... sorry...
@ @ @ @ (¿¿)„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ
@ @ @ ^
@ @ ^
@ ^

684 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 02:33 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Who let Hikki in? I thought I banished him from my house. Junior!

685 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 03:33 [no]

(EÍEj That's dad, Grandpa, after a lifetime of no-love from you!

686 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 03:45 [no]

( LƒÖ`) want some wrinkly lovin'?

687 Name: GRAMP SABBATH 1993-09-4481 04:24 [no]

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ |@ ,
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ÈQÈ¿¼½
@@@@@@@@@@¼L½ (EÍEj/ , .|
@@@@@@@@@@@@|@!Ü!!Ü!‚ ,-=-
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@@ i@ ‚Â/|||T@@@@@@@@@ ¿ÈQÈ
@@@ >@/ ‚Öß> @@@@@@@@@|i@ MƒnLj
@@@‚µL‚µL@@@@@@@@@@ „¡„¨--‚Á@j
@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@|@[|ßiž
@@@@@@@@ ÈQÈ@@@@@`-iQj~˜¦
@@@@@@@@i LƒÖ`j@@@@@@@ @¾@@
@@@@@@@@ ƒÆ¤¼@j
@@@@@@@¼“ñ(_/@@@
@@@@@@@@@@ ‚µ _|^@@
@@@@@@@@@@@@^|@

688 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 05:00 [no]

@ @ @ @ @ |@@@@@
@ @ @ @ @ |@@@@@
@ @ @ @ @ |@@@@@
@ @ @ @ (E[Ej@ummm...
@ @ @ @ (¿¿)„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ
@ @ @ ^
@ @ ^
@ ^

689 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 05:07 [no]

(EÍEjWhat was it like being a rock star, Grandpa?

690 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 05:42 [no]

( LƒÖ`) It rocked, junior.

691 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 10:01 [no]

(EÍEjGrandpa what do you think of David Bowie?

692 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 10:06 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Didn't he do that Faggy Starslut concept album or something like that?

693 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 13:27 [no]

(EÍEjHe played guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly, and The Spiders From Mars, Grandpa!

694 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 21:03 [no]

( LƒÖ`) The only musician I respect is GG Allin. He was hardcore.

695 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 23:50 [no]

(EÍEjGrandpa, how do you do that Voo Doo that you do so well?

696 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 00:02 [no]

( LƒÖ`) That's a family secret, sonny.

697 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 01:50 [no]

(EÍEj I'm family! Can't you tell me?

698 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 01:51 [no]

( LƒÖ`) ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE!

699 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 04:18 [no]

@@@@(ÜRA@@@@@@@@@@@@@@iÜRA@ @ @ \\\\@›
@@@i@@@@@j@@@@ ,@ÜR@@@@(@@@@j@@@@@ @ @ ^/ |@_
@@@T@@@@@R@@@i @@@.'@@@i@@@@@ @ RÜR..@^@/@|@ @_
@i@@@@@@@@@j@@T@@@@MR(@@@@@@@@@ @ @j@@@ @|
@@T@@@@@@@ MR,(@@@ (@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@MR
@i@@@@@@@@@@@@j@@@@j

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Grandpa: Junior, we're outside.
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@We must be dreaming...

@@@@@@@@ @ @ @( LƒÖ`)››@@ iEÍE j
,.,.,.,.,@@i›j""'i›j '@i›j@@'''''""""'''''' ;..""@:,;:;;"""
.,.,.,,,,.i›ji›ji›j›j ,,o|V""' '@@@'''''""""'''''' @,;:;;..:;;:
''''""R|VR|Vi›j |VR|V""' '@@,;:;;..,,@@'''''""""'''''' @@@@''''""~""'
''''""i›ji›j@i›j›j@i›ji›j'''''""""'''''' ,;:;;..,,@@'''''""""''''''
''''""R|VR|V@R|VR|V R|VR|V,;:;;..,,@@''

700 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 04:30 [no]

(EÍEjWake up, Grandpa! I've go something to show you! Remember J-bot? I recharged him and plugged him into the wall, so he'll last longer.

|EQE| HELLO-GRANDPA-UNIT. ACTIVATING-INTERFACE.

701 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 05:21 [no]

( EƒÖE) Sorry, Junior...

(EƒÖE) ...but this time, Grandpa won't be waking up.

702 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 10:31 [no]

(EÍEjWho the fuck are you!. asshole?

703 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 12:51 [no]

@@@@(ÜRA@@@@@@@@@@@@@@iÜRA@ @ @ \\\\@›
@@@i@@@@@j@@@@ ,@ÜR@@@@(@@@@j@@@@@ @ @ ^/ |@_
@@@T@@@@@R@@@i @@@.'@@@i@@@@@ @ RÜR..@^@/@|@ @_
@i@@@@@@@@@j@@T@@@@MR(@@@@@@@@@ @ @j@@@ @|
@@T@@@@@@@ MR,(@@@ (@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@MR
@i@@@@@@@@@@@@j@@@@j

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Grandpa: Clonepa?
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@Clonepa: Everything is going as planned..

@@@@@@@@ @ @ @( LƒÖ`)››@@ iEƒÖE j
,.,.,.,.,@@i›j""'i›j '@i›j@@'''''""""'''''' ;..""@:,;:;;"""
.,.,.,,,,.i›ji›ji›j›j ,,o|V""' '@@@'''''""""'''''' @,;:;;..:;;:

704 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 20:28 [no]

(EÍEj Have those two went nuts?

705 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 22:51 [no]

  • (LƒÖ` )!

( LƒÖ`) Was that a dream? Why, I haven't had a dream in at least 30 years now!

( LƒÖ`) How..disturbing. I was outside. My eyes hurt.

706 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 23:29 [no]

@ @ @ @ @ |@@@@@
@ @ @ @ @ |@@@@@
@ @ @ @ @ |@@@@@
@ @ @ @ (E[Ej@hello... father... welcome back... hahahahahaha...
@ @ @ @ (¿¿)„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ
@ @ @ ^
@ @ ^
@ ^

707 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 00:53 [no]

( LƒÖ`) What the hell am I doing here?! Where's junior?!

708 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 00:56 [no]

@ @ @ @ @ |@@@@@
@ @ @ @ @ |@@@@@
@ @ @ @ @ |@@@@@
@ @ @ @ (E[Ej@oh... junior, is it... it's ALWAYS junior, isn't it...
@ @ @ @ (¿¿)„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ
@ @ @ ^
@ @ ^
@ ^

@ @ @ @ @ |@@@@@
@ @ @ @ @ |@@@@@
@ @ @ @ @ |@@@@@
@ @ @ @ (EÍEj@is this good enough for you?! huh?!
@ @ @ @ (¿¿)„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ
@ @ @ ^
@ @ ^
@ ^

709 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 14:40 [no]

(MƒnLj Damn, I need a beer. Are there any in the fridge?

(MƒnLj OOOF!

(MƒnLj Hey! Who the hell left this power coord lying across the floor?

|EQE| 4:59:99!

|EQE| 4:58:65!

|EQE| 4:57:31!

710 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 16:28 [no]

meanwhile

(EÍEjI gotta go see my fiancee! Tralala.

711 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 23:41 [no]

(EÍEj Hello, fiancee!

iE_EBj ...

(EÍEj ... Hello?

iE_EBj ...

(EÍE;) Er, why aren't you talking to me-

BANG

'ÊiE_EBj Sorry Junior, it's for the sake of the mission.

712 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 00:03 [no]

iE_EBj Mission complete.

Sound Only ...Good job.

713 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 00:47 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I sense a great disturbance in the DQN.

714 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 01:04 [no]

@ @ @ @ @ |@@@@@
@ @ @ @ @ |@@@@@
@ @ @ @ @ |@@@@@
@ @ @ @ (EÍEj@What?! Isn't my DQN enough?!
@ @ @ @ (¿¿)„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ
@ @ @ ^
@ @ ^
@ ^

715 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 03:04 [no]

( LƒÖ`) You couldn't DQN yourself out of a paper bag, now shut up and get me out of here.

716 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 08:03 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Oh, uh, hello there.

iE_EBj...

( LƒÖ`) Speak up, youngin'.

BANG

'ÊiE_EBj Forgive me, Grandpa. But I-

( LƒÖ`) Haha! It'll take more then that to kill me!

iE_EBj!

717 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 08:36 [no]

Meanwhile
@ @@@ _ _@ ƒÌ
@@@ (L @ MRA@@ @
@@¼,_‚Ɓi@ @ j½

( E[Ej Dad! Dad?!

(;E„DEj Dad, what's wrong with Grandpa?!

( E[Ej Junior, I have some bad news for you...

( EƒÖE) .....

718 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 11:12 [no]

(;E„DEjHe's drunk again?
( E[Ej No, but I saved a load of money by switching to Geico.
(;E„DEj ...

719 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 16:44 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Them I-talian secret ops can't hurt me because I have mew mew

720 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 16:55 [no]

iE_EBj . o O ( If I don't kill I won't be loved by my controller! )

721 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 08:15 [no]

(EÍEj Grandpa, help me!

722 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 15:35 [no]

|EQE| 0:00:05!
|EQE| 0:00:04!
|EQE| 0:00:03!
i LÍMjI like Kouyama Mitsuki-chan!
|EQE| 0:00:02!
|EQE| 0:00:01!
|EQE| 0:00:00! SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED.
(EÍEj I knew I should've disabl-

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@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ...]''Þ .@@M@L@L¤ T @ '']...
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ..]L@@@@@@Þ @@@@@@@@ M]..
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@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@LށMށ܁U;iill|||lli|llii:;Þ|lii|||||l||ilil||i|llii;|;_ރǁLßÞ

BUT THE WORLD REFUSED TO CHANGE.

723 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 17:37 [no]

( EƒÖE) < Ooh... Fireworks! So pretty

724 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 21:44 [no]

Meanwhile
@ @@@ _ _@ ƒÌ
@@@ (L @ MRA@@ @
@@¼,_‚Ɓi@ @ j½

(;E„DEj J-bot, fix Grandpa!
|EQE|
(;E„DEj
|EQE|
(;E„DEj
|EQE| BEEP
( EƒÖE) ...

725 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 03:39 [no]

(;E„DEj Clonepa! What happened to grandpa! I thought that he wasn't killed by Fiancee's shot!
( EƒÖE) It's something else... he's not dead, he's in some sort of... COMA.

dramatic reverb

726 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 04:21 [no]

( EƒÖE) < He's pining for the fjords.

727 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 16:07 [no]

(EÍEjI want to fuck fiancee.

728 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 19:31 [no]

( EƒÖE) Idiot, that was just a part of a drug-induced dream. You don't really have a fiancee. You don't even have a girlfriend!

729 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 12:47 [no]

( EƒÖE) anyway, since grandpa's gone, youll be asking me questions from now on.

730 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 12:51 [no]

( LƒÖ`) hello kids!

731 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 12:52 [no]

>>730

(EÍEjIs his memory gone?

732 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 13:59 [no]

( EƒÖE) o O ( I've underestimated him... to break that illusion so easily, it would take uncharted levels of DQN! )

733 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 00:25 [no]

( EƒÖE) o O ( If the illusion was broken, then I must resort to... THE GRANDPA-VANQUISHER 2.0 (patent pending)!!)

@ @@ @@@@@ Q@ @ @@ QQ_ ÈÈ@ @@@@@Q@@ @@@@ llllllllll
@ @ @ @@^Ü_ _ @ @ kk |ƒ¬ (,,EƒÖE)‚@^ÜO__@ @@ƒ@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@„
@ @ @ @ /^Ü_ || @ Q/ ||ƒ¬/ ‚÷÷@ / ^Ü_||@@@ƒ@@@This is the end, Grandpa!!
@ @ @ ^@@@@@j|“ú|_/___|^PPPP_@ _____.|“ú|__@ ƒ@@@@@@@@@@@@@@„
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@@@@@@/@@@ Q_/@ @ @/@@@@@@@/|@@@/Q_/
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734 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 00:37 [no]

(EÍEjSugoi, Clonepa! We're fucked!

(EÍEjLet's play some awesome fight music. Hmm... Perhaps Iron Maiden - Fallen Angel? Something heavier, like Amon Amarth - Vs. The World? Well, maybe some video game music. Earthbound - Final battle might work...Devil May Cry 3 - Vergil Battle 3 also. Oh, there's so many possibilities! What do you think, everyone?

735 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 00:41 [no]

( EƒÖE) Something classy.

736 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 04:08 [no]

( LƒÖ`) May I suggest Tchaikovsky's "Scherzo: Allegro non tanto e con fuoco (Qrt. 1)?"

737 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 04:16 [no]

i MƒnLjAn articulate choice, Grandfather, but I believe Barber - Adagio for Strings is a more peculiar notion for such an epic event.

738 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 06:03 [no]

(EÍEj But you know, for classy, dramatic music, you really can't beat O Fortuna!

739 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 10:45 [no]

( EƒÖE) Wait, I know!

Don't wanna know why, everybody ready get it on!!
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740 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 03:56 [no]

( LƒÖ`) It was my late father's dying wish that I would bring absolute justice to DQN - and now, I shall enforce his last words stronger then ever before.

@@ ◢░ @ ▄▅@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@▅▄@@░◣
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741 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 04:26 [no]

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@@@@@@@@@ _@ _@`['"L, -'ÜR@Grandpa: Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu:
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742 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 04:28 [no]

i MƒnLjFool, using one of your strongest techniques right off the bat.

(EÍEjEven I'm not that stupid, Grandpa!

743 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 12:40 [no]

( LƒÖ`) But it looked cool..

( EƒÖE) It did, actually.

744 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 15:12 [no]

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(EÍEjwow grandpa, thanks that you let me know!

745 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 22:51 [no]

( MƒnLjYou know, -I- should be involved in this battle. After all, I am Grandpa's greatest opponent.

( EƒÖE) Then, you're my enemy.

( MƒnLjHAAAAAAA

( EƒÖE) UWAAAAAAA

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@@@A...ah, damnit.

746 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 22:52 [no]

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@ @ @@@ @ @^@@@|@/@ @ @/@ @ @ @@/@ @|_/@__/
@ @ @@@ @^@@@@ |/QQ/@ @ @ @@ /@@@ /P /
@ @ @@@ /@@@ Q_/@ @ @/@ @ @@@@ /|@@@/Q_/
@@@@@@/@@@ Q_/@ @ @/@@@@@@@/|@@@/Q_/
@@@@@ /@ @^@@PP| /@@@@@@@q@_^__q/
@@@@@/Q^Q^P__|/@ @ @@@@@ _@ _Q_
@@@@@ O /QQ_Q|@_Q _@@@ @ @ @@@_.@|@ @|
@@@@@@ |( MƒnLjQQQ|@@ @@@@@@@@_|Q^
Darkpa: Grandpa, we're not tools of the government or anyone else! Fighting was the only thing... the only thing I was good at, but... At least I always fought for what I believed in... Grandpa... farewell.

747 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 22:57 [no]

@@@@@/Q^Q^P__|/@ @ @@@@@ _@ _Q_
@@@@@ O /P@ @|@_Q _@@@ @ @ @@@_.@|@ @|
@@@@@@ |QQQ/QQQ|@@ @@@@@@@@_|Q^
@@@@@@@squish

( LƒÖ`) DARKPAAAAAAA!!!!

( EƒÖE) Foolish man...He begged for death, and it found him. You see? You can't save anyone. Not even yourself...DIE!

748 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 23:04 [no]

(EÍEjThat was dramatic, but it made no sense. Why was Darkpa Clonepa's enemy in >>745?

( EƒÖE) Well, you see, -I- want to be the one to put an end to Grandpa myself. I won't let anyone interfere with that.

( LƒÖ`) Oh, and we were also taking lines from Metal Gear Solid, of course. Just for reference.

(EÍEjtl;dr I see.

749 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 00:52 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Anyways, we need some more music. Clonepa already picked something, Junior is an idiot, and Darkpa is dead. That leaves me and my worthless son... any ideas, jackass?

750 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 03:06 [no]

( E[Ej ....no.....

( E[Ej Actually, if you're bored, you could just shoot the robot with this stinger missile launcher I've got here.

751 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 16:07 [no]

( MƒnLj I'm not quite dead yet.

752 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 17:51 [no]

( MƒnLj It just so happens that I am only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.

753 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 20:14 [no]

(EÍEjARE YOU maybe UNDEAD?!

754 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 22:06 [no]

( LƒÖ`)Stop lying, Darkpa. You'll be stone dead in a moment.

755 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4491 01:44 [no]

( MƒnLj rock solid

756 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4491 06:03 [no]

( MƒnLj Really, I'm not quite dead yet.

757 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4491 08:37 [no]

@@@@@/Q^Q^P__|/@ @ @@@@@ _@ _Q_
@@@@@ O /QQ_Q|@_Q _@@@ @ @ @@@_.@|@ @|
@@@@@@ |( MƒnLjQQQ|@@ @@@@@@@@_|Q^
@@@@@@.........

758 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4491 09:43 [no]

( EƒÖE) I made everything but the fist out of cardboard.

759 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4491 15:53 [no]

( ;LƒÖ`) C...cardboard?!? ALL HOPE IS LOST NOW!

760 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4491 16:03 [no]

(EÍEjHoly crap, Clonepa, you should have told me you liked to build robots with cardboard! I got a few myself - none as cool as yours is though!

761 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4492 05:00 [no]

( EƒÖE) We'll discuss this later, Junior. I'm busy watching Grandpa die of wakabamark.

762 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 04:02 [no]

LƒÖ`)!

763 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 04:03 [no]

ƒÖ`

764 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 04:03 [no]

ƒÖ

765 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 04:03 [no]

.

766 This post sucks.

767 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 04:08 [no]

(EÍEjGrandpa? Grandpa?!!? GRANNDDDPAAAASNNAAAAAAAKKEEEEE!!

( EƒÖE) So, it's all over.

( MƒnLjMy nemesis has been vanquished. What should I do now..?

iE_EBj...

@@@@|„«ŽO Slam!
@@@@|„«@@@@ ———
@@@@|„«@ß@ —#A— @
QQ__.|ƒ~_QQi @ É`j @I don't remember why I even married him!
@@@@|„«=QQ||R ^ /|_ Really though, I don't. Anyone know why?

768 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 04:11 [no]

(EÍEj His money?

( EƒÖE) His home?

( MƒnLj His power?

iE_EBj ...his inner beauty...?

769 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 04:26 [no]

G R A N D P A 2 . 0@-@E P I L O G U E

After Grandpa abruptly vanished from the world, everything went into chaos shortly thereafter.

i @ É`jGrandma quickly passed away for unknown reasons.
iE_EBjFiancee was hired by a underground DQN organization as a female assassin, and successfully killed thousands of DQNs, but died in battle with Junior.
( MƒnLjDarkpa, after living a long life of unsuccessful revenge, had no idea what to do at first of Grandpa's demise. He led a huge mass of DQNs to total genocide. Darkpa's existance was finally put to an end by an effort made by Junior.
(EÍEjJunior, after having asked thousands of questions to Grandpa, was severely devastated the most. He trained his body and mind to compare to that of Grandpa's prime days. He successfully killed Fiancee in a heated battle, but lost his arm in the process. With one arm, he then rode to destroy Darkpa, and did so by using Grandpa's legendary 'DQN Ultima Lv99 Death' that he finally mastered at his own last ounce of strength. Junior died, hoping that DQN would seek to a new light..a new hope. He thought of his Grandpa one last time, and faded to nothingness.

770 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 04:34 [no]

(E[EjI've come to discuss the shaping of a new DQN.

(*߁[ß) What do you have in mind?

(E[EjEven though my own son and father hated my guts, we must not forget what they've done for DQN. After the amazing Darkpa saga was put to an end with Junior's effort, the world was shining with a new ray of light. This ray of light shall prosper, and bring forth a new garden, a new DQN. I propose that the entity 'Grandpa' be born again, as well as 'Junior'. I also propose that 'Fiancee' and 'Darkpa' be brought back again.

(*߁[ß) What of Grandma?

(E[EjShe's a stinky old hag that deserved to die anyway.

(*߁[ß) I agree. She took my love away from me. But yes, I will vow to recreate DQN and implement the deceased characters of the Grandpa thread, bring them back to life again, and start anew. DQN, hun, you know what to do.

(iœjĪªª²iœj) DDDDddddddDddDdDDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUuuUUUUUuuuRRRRRRRrRrrrRR!!!!!!!!

771 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 04:42 [no]

( EƒÖE) hello kids!

772 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 04:45 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

---

(*߁[ß) Er, wait a minute, something's not right. What happened to Clonepa when Grandpa died?

(E[EjI...don't know.

(iœjĪªª²iœj) DDDDUUUURRUURURRRR?!?

( EƒÖE) Ahahaha! You'll learn that your powers of reshaping the world have been reclaimed by ME! Now I'll control the Grandpa thread the way -I- want to!

(*߁[ß) !!!

773 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 05:01 [no]

(EÍE)y„ª¥ Grandpa, can I just tl;dr that whole thing?

774 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 05:16 [no]

(E[Ej ...okay, you know what? I'm getting tired of this. First you wanted me to help you write a book, then it ended up being really stupid, and now you're just going to tl;dr?

(E[Ej You two just go bother Grandpa or something already, I'm going out for a drink.

(EÍE) ...

( EƒÖE) ...

775 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 07:40 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, why is everyone trying to make a story here?

776 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 09:37 [no]

( LƒÖ`) It's just false wisdom. Don't imagine, learn!

777 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 16:39 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, is there life on mars?

778 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 17:47 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Kid, there isn't even intelligent life on Earth.

779 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 20:54 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, will we ever find the single quark?

780 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 22:59 [no]

( LƒÖ`) You're to one who lost it! Now get back out into the yard and look for it!

781 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 03:05 [no]

( EƒÖE) Grandpa, what did you get us for Christmas?

782 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 03:47 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Well I've only purchased one gift so far: contraceptives, so mistakes like Junior don't happen again!
ƒ°(G[Gj...that hurt...
(;;`„DL) ! I'm taking your present back to the store Grandpa!

783 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 03:48 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Oh you actually thought of someone other than yourself this year? What'd you buy for me?

784 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 23:14 [no]

(EÍE) You'll find out on Christmas~!

(EÍE) What was christmas like back in your day, Grandpa?

785 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4495 02:00 [no]

( LƒÖ`) When I was a lad, Christmas meant getting a stocking full of oranges and Brazil nuts. And we were happy to have 'em!

786 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4495 03:58 [no]

(EÍE) Do you believe in Santa Claus, Grandpa?

787 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4495 09:03 [no]

( LƒÖ`) No. You?

788 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4495 09:09 [no]

(EÍE) Gee, I was hoping for a story about him being one of your old friends.

(G[Gj I hate you, Grandpa!

789 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4495 15:50 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I've been around the world, Junior, and I've seen a lot of strange things. But that doesn't mean I've seen everything.

790 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 09:27 [no]

(EÍE) Have you seen Russia grandpa?

791 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 18:02 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Even better, I've seen Soviet Russia. He was a silly man.

792 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 01:51 [no]

(EÍE) You don't post much, do you grandpa?

793 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 07:43 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Nope.

794 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 10:54 [no]

( LƒÖ`) The key is lurking. With lurking comes wisdom. Lurk more, sonny!

795 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 12:38 [no]

(EÍE) Hay Grandpa, have you played Final Fantasy 4? The original SNES cart, I mean?

(EÍE) I'm playing the GBA version, and I was wondering if you knew about any differences between the versions?

796 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 13:47 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Did you just curse at me sonny?

797 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 19:39 [no]

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798 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 19:43 [no]

(;;E„DE) G-grandpa! Someone's using our elevator!

799 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 19:46 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Sonny, I have to say but... You are a stupid fuck. Why do you sage something already on top.

800 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 19:46 [no]

(EÍE) For this.

801 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 19:52 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Sonny, I have to say but...I'm W.T.Snacks.

802 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 19:57 [no]

(E„DE) Grandpa, didn't you know? Nobody pays attention to the email field!

(EÍE) By the way, you've been calling me "Sonny" alot recently... could you have forgotten my name?

803 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 19:59 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Ergh...

804 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 20:01 [no]

(EÍE) Junior, Ju. Ni. Our. Get that old man?

805 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 04:21 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, I fucking hate you. I hate you so goddamn much.

(EÍE) >:(

806 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 04:57 [no]

( LƒÖ`) DQN spotted!

807 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 05:46 [no]

(E`_LE) Wtf?

808 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 13:54 [no]

(EÍE) Sorry about that, I was feeling emo.

(EÍE)ƒm“Ê Anyways, here's your medicine, Grandpa!

809 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 22:53 [no]

( LƒÖ`) No use..... I'm dying junior.

810 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 23:56 [no]

(EÍE) Fine, FINE! I'll ask you more questions!

(EÍE) Grandpa, were you on usenet during Eternal September? I mean, early on.

811 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 01:26 [no]

( LƒÖ`) "Early on?" I thought that was yesterday. Or maybe I get it mixed up with Black September?

812 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 02:13 [no]

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( LƒÖ`) Ho ho ho, meerrrry christmas, junior!!

813 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 03:05 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa's Santa?!?

(EÍE) ZOMG PRESENTZ PLZ

814 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 11:09 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Have you been a good DQN this year?

815 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 16:09 [no]

(EÍE) Yes, Santa!

816 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 16:58 [no]

(EÍE) No, Santa!

817 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 17:51 [no]

(EÍE) Yes, Santa!

818 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 01:03 [no]

( LƒÖ`) ThatLs it! No christmas presents for you.

819 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 04:16 [no]

(EÍE) Noooooooooo! Santa!

820 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 09:07 [no]

(E„DE;jo O ( Christmas is over... and i still haven't gotten any presents..!)

821 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 11:10 [no]

( LƒÖ`) But you did get a present... you got me!

822 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 14:07 [no]

(E„DE;jo O ( ....... )

823 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 15:18 [no]

(߄Dß) o O (J-just now.. Did he read my mind?)

(;EÍE) um... Hey Grandpa! We're almost at 1000!

     Nirvana awaits!

824 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 17:43 [no]

( LƒÖ`) If I live that long.

825 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 18:27 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Junior, I have to tell you...I think I might finally pass away at >>1000 GET.

( LƒÖ`) You see, its come to my attention that a lot of the posts here are..interesting, but not as groundbreaking as the previous Grandpa thread. The lesser quality of your questions, and the less energy I have to stay alive.

( LƒÖ`) Some DQN may come along to make Grandpa 3.0, but the same Grandpa may not be there to answer your stupid questions.

826 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 19:02 [no]

(EÍE) Guess it's time for me to start havin' kids!

827 Name: CTRL C + CTRL V 1993-09-4500 20:31 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, will we ever make it too >>1000 ?

828 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 21:48 [no]

( LƒÖ`) We already did.

829 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 23:10 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Junior, what self-respecting woman would like a DQN such as yourself?
(EÍE) Fiance---
( LƒÖ`) No. She was a figment of your imagination...

830 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 00:57 [no]

(EÍE) B-but she's really real!

831 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 06:16 [no]

( LƒÖ) |EQE|<˜¤MÍL> ( MƒnLji @ Ɂj( EƒÖE)(*߁[ß)(E[Ej(iœjĪªª²iœj) No, she isn't, Junior.

iE_EBji'm really not real. see look, i'm fading away now.
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(EÍE) .........

(;Í;) WWAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

832 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 08:35 [no]

(EÍE) W-was it all just my imagination? E-even Grandpa?!

833 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 08:43 [no]

( LƒÖ`) No.

834 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 11:20 [no]

(EÍE) What is the Matrix?

835 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 20:39 [no]

( LƒÖ`) This is the matrix.

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836 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 23:05 [no]

(EÍE) I expected a bit more 3D, but I guess that's okay.

(EÍE) Grandpa, how do you like your tea?

837 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4502 17:22 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I like my tea ZA WARUDO!!!!

(EÍE)

( LƒÖ`) Time has stopped.

838 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4502 19:30 [no]

(EÍE) |EQE| <˜¤MÍL> ( MƒnLji @ Ɂj( EƒÖE) (*߁[ß) (E[Ej (iœjĪªª²iœj)

839 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 00:47 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Where am I?

840 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 02:04 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Oh, right, time stopped. Now how do I turn this thing back on...?

841 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 04:41 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Aaah, it's not important. ZZZZZzZzzzzzzZzz....

842 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 05:24 [no]

( LƒÖ`) ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz......

843 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 14:35 [no]

( oƒÖo)ITS

844 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 15:39 [no]

(EÍE)

845 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 15:49 [no]

(EÍE)

846 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 17:10 [no]

(iœjĪªª²iœj)

847 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 18:00 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Hmm...idea!

( LƒÖ`) É@@@@ @(EÍE)
( LƒÖ`) Ɂ\\\\@#(EÍE) smack!
( LƒÖ`) É@@@@ @(EÍE)
( LƒÖ`) Ɂ\\\\@#(EÍE) smack!

( LƒÖ`) AHahahaha COUGH COUGH Ahahaha COUGH...ah, that's the shit.

( LƒÖ`)y„ª¥~~ I need a smoke.

848 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 19:19 [no]

(EÍE)

849 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4504 00:39 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, s'like,,, wow, man. Y'know? Just... woah.... Think about it, man.

850 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4504 01:18 [no]

( LƒÖ`) It's over already?

(EÍE)

( LƒÖ`) Oh, his idiocy was just seeping through.

851 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 16:49 [no]

(EÍEj Don't die on us now, Gramps!

852 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 19:04 [no]

(EÍE) What are your wishes for the new year, Gramps?

853 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 20:01 [no]

(EÍE)

854 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 20:01 [no]

(EÍE)

855 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 20:02 [no]

(E„DE)

856 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 20:13 [no]

( LƒÖ`) 1. A harem consisting of all the hot babes in anime, hentai, video games, etc.
2. Die by suffocation of several pairs of boobs squished against my head. Then come back to life, then die again.
3. No Grandpa 3.0. I'm too old for this shit.
4. For you to shut up. How'd you even break out of that spell?

857 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 20:37 [no]

( EƒÖE) Doesn't it only last for 10 seconds?

( EƒÖE) Although the length of 10 seconds when time has stopped is debatable.

858 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 21:56 [no]

( LƒÖ`)

859 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 23:31 [no]

i@ܶƒÖܶj

860 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4506 00:20 [no]

( EƒÖE) According to my calculations, if September had ended on time, it would currently be the year 2006 in some areas! Isn't that interesting?

861 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4506 01:03 [no]

(E„DE) What the fuck are you smoking?

862 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4506 06:30 [no]

( LƒÖ`) The Boss was working for the US all along, eh?

( LƒÖ`) Oh, sorry Junior, didn't mean to spoil the ending to MGS3 or nothing. Since I'm playing Solid Snake in MGS4 I figured I'd go over the whole storyline again.

(E„DE) I was playing that and everything!

( LƒÖ`) I also saved over your game.

863 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4506 07:19 [no]

(E„DE) What the f

( LƒÖ`) THE WORLD!

(E„DE)

( LƒÖ`) Ah, much better.

864 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4506 08:14 [no]

(EÍEj niggaplease, STARPLATINUKK!!

865 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4506 17:41 [no]

( KƒÖK) W-What?!

866 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4506 18:25 [no]

(EÍEjGrandpa, what's your opinion on Genghis Kahn, ruler and founder of the Mongol Empire?

867 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4506 21:33 [no]

( LƒÖ`) He was here just now. You must have missed him.

868 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4506 22:14 [no]

(EÍEj Yes, but what do you think of him?

869 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 05:21 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Sorry junior, I'm getting old and can't hear properly. What did you say again?

870 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 06:17 [no]

(EÍEj WHAT DID YOU THINK OF HIM!!??

871 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 06:18 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Sorry junior, I'm getting old and can't hear properly. What did you say again?

872 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 06:31 [no]

(EÍEjMOM JUST SAID WE'RE PUTTING YOU IN AN ABUSIVE NURSING HOME.

873 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 06:37 [no]

(;;`„DL) #*%$!!!!!!!

874 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 06:42 [no]

(EÍEjDon't have a cow, man.

875 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 07:05 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Abusive nursing home? Well, now that you mention it, I am up for a little BDSM!

876 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 07:29 [no]

(EÍEjOh Grandpa, what will you ever do next? Hahahaha.

877 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 17:20 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Sorry junior, I'm getting old and can't hear properly. What did you say again?

878 Name: VIPPER 1993-09-4507 18:29 [no]

(EÍEjMOM JUST SAID WE'RE TAKING AWAY YOUR PILLS SO WE CAN GET A NEW DVD PLAYER.

879 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 20:45 [no]

( LƒÖ`) A new record player?

880 Name: VIPPER 1993-09-4508 00:18 [no]

(EÍEjWhat the fudge is a record player? MOMMMM HE'S TALKING NONSENSE AGAIN.

881 Name: VIPPER 1993-09-4508 00:19 [no]

J( '°`)‚µ WOULD YOU SHUT UP? I'M TRYING TO WATCH DR. PHIL.

882 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4508 12:44 [no]

(EÍEjOld fuckin' geezer. You should just kick the bucket already.

(EÍEjBack to my fuckin' music...

(;Í; jCRAWWWLLIINNG IINNNN MY SKINNNN, THESE WOUUNNDDSS THEYY WILLLL NOT HEALLLL

883 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4508 18:08 [no]

( LƒÖ`) You want real emo? Listen to some of my old country records.

884 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4508 18:49 [no]

(EÍEj ôWhen you're emo and you know it, slit your wristô

(EÍEj ôWhen you're emo and you know it, slit your wristô

(EÍEj ôWhen you're emo and you know it, and you really wanna show it, slit your wristô

885 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 00:05 [no]

( LƒÖ`)ôôôô
(EÍEj-? WHAT
( LƒÖ`) ...
( LƒÖ`) ITS

886 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 00:11 [no]

( iœjĪ( LƒÖ`) !!!!!

887 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 00:37 [no]

(EÍEj Grandpa, have you ever gotten 888?

888 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 00:45 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I've been known to GET, now and then.

889 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 01:51 [no]

(EÍEjGrandpa, do you think that animes generally have good endings?

(EÍEjPersonally, I think they're always horrid pieces of shit! Why can't the japanese make decent endings?!

890 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 02:00 [no]

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891 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 03:02 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Tomino and Anno really did spoil you kids.

892 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 04:55 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Junior, I lasted 94 hours straight in a arm wrestle with Vin Diesel and nearly won. Bastard had to do his Diesel Drive - some funky move that defined the laws of physics and put me down. But 94 hours, Junior! Bet you couldn't last half a second against that man.

893 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 05:23 [no]

i@EÍEj Man? In school we learned that Vin Diesel is a force of nature!

894 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 05:30 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Vin Diesel created humans in his own image. Only a select few will ever get to see his true form.

895 This post sucks.

896 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 05:33 [no]

( LƒÖ`) whoops, tl;dr >>895. I'm old, you know.

( LƒÖ`) Vin Diesel is the alpha and the omega. He binds and controls all atoms within the universe and all universes beyond even my knowledge.

( LƒÖ`) And I damn near beat him(it?) in arm wrestling, Junior. Though I have to admit...I was using my right arm. I did quite the amount of vigorous "training" with that arm.. heh heh.

897 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 05:47 [no]

(EÍEjVin Diesel will benchpress you through a wall!

898 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 05:59 [no]

(EÍEjGrandpa, does that mean Vin Diesel wanks more than you?

899 Name: VIPPER 1993-09-4509 06:48 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I haven't wanked in 20 years!

900 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 09:27 [no]

(EÍEj I haven't wanked since WHERE IS SARAH CONNER!

901 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 10:06 [no]

( LƒÖ`) This thread has been targeted for termination.

902 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 12:31 [no]

(EÍEjSolid Snake simulation? Eye stimulation! I don't have any relation.

903 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 12:35 [no]

(EÍEjOh, a question. Do you think the person who made the original Grandpa thread is still around, posting in this topic? Or do you think that DQN monster (iœjĪªª²iœj) did him in?

904 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 20:49 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I expect he died when the funny did.

905 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 20:58 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I want to rest now sonny.

906 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 21:36 [no]

(E„DE) The world is coming to an end......

(L„D`) Reminiscing about old times.. Strawberry fields forever..

(EÍEjGrandpa... I suddenly felt so old. It was kinda scary but I knew you would save me if anything would happen. Why?

(E„DE) Because I'd beat the shit out of you if you didn't!

(EÍEj.... Grandpa?

. . .

907 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 21:45 [no]

( LƒÖ`) What the hell do you WANT?!

908 Name: VIPPER 1993-09-4510 00:46 [no]

(EÍEjInheritance money!

909 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 01:12 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Sorry Junior, there's no money left. I spent it all on hookers and champagne the last time I visited Vegas.

910 Name: VIPPER 1993-09-4510 01:41 [no]

(EÍEjThat's it! We're selling your organs on the black market when you die. Doc' said they seem fine.

911 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 03:31 [no]

( LƒÖ`) These old organs? That were beaten down over the ages I've lived? They wouldn't be worth more then a visit to that one ramen place..the one thats not really related to this thread.

912 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 04:05 [no]

(EÍEj Yeah, this thread is about beef bowls.

913 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 04:18 [no]

(EÍEjWait, Yoshinoya?!

914 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 05:03 [no]

i L_½Mj I bet you like Hard Gay Ramen. HOO!

915 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 08:44 [no]

(E„DE) E-eeeeeeeeh?!

916 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 19:24 [no]

(EÍEjGrandpa! What is "Hard Gay"?

917 Name: VIPPER 1993-09-4510 19:46 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Type it in Google Image Search and find out!

918 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 19:58 [no]

(EÍEjGrandpa! What is "Google Image Search"?

919 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 21:33 [no]

( LƒÖ`)
@@¼œc™))„DL)@>>918

( LƒÖ`) Don't be a smartass.

920 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 22:15 [no]

(EÍEjGrandpa, what can be done to make Grandpa 3.0 funny and good again?

921 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 22:21 [no]

( EƒÖE) Less established characters.

922 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 22:35 [no]

(EÍEjGuess that means you need to die, Clonepa! And Grandma, Fiance (though shes already gone), my dad, Jbot, and Grandpa's first girlfriend.

(EÍEjDarkpa and DQN can stay, so long as they don't say much. After all, this is all about Grandpa and me asking questions!

923 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 00:19 [no]

i MƒnLj Sorry, Junior, but your wonderful story in >>699-772 has inspired me to fight for the side of good. I must leave you now, and go on my own crusade...

924 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 01:34 [no]

(EÍE)b PARTY HARD DARKPA!!!

(EÍEjWait, a crusade? Are you going to make a Darkpa thread then?

925 Name: VIPPER 1993-09-4511 03:53 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Quit plotting my death. There's nothing in the will to begin with.

926 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 04:13 [no]

(EÍEj Don't lie to me, Grandpa! You told me one time when I was little that you found some buried pirate treasure once!

927 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 04:41 [no]

( LƒÖ`) But I didn't say you could have it.

928 Name: VIPPER 1993-09-4511 05:02 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Plus how do you think i'm paying for all that hookers and beer?

929 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 05:27 [no]

( ‹3‹) GAAAABOOORRRAAAA

930 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 06:44 [no]

(EÍEjGrandpa, a tamagotchi has invaded our thread! What should we do?!
a. Feed him
b. Slap him
c. Wash his poop
d. Nothing
e. ( LƒÖ( ‹3‹) YOWCH!~

931 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 06:48 [no]

( LƒÖ`) a.

932 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 06:55 [no]

(EÍEj Sorry Grandpa, the answer we were looking for is 'E'.

933 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 13:02 [no]

( ‹3‹) I demand an apology for this crap!
( LƒÖ( ‹3‹) YOWCH!~
( LƒÖ`)y~~

934 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 00:01 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Okay, let's do a now.

935 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 05:32 [no]

(EÍEjGrandpa, what's the way of the samurai?

936 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 09:16 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Death before dishonor.

( LƒÖ`) Fine idea, actually, since we have dishonored our thread by no longer being funny. Be my second and then kill yourself, will you?

937 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 10:56 [no]

(EÍEjI have a much better idea. Let's start copying questions from V1!

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

938 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 15:39 [no]

( LƒÖ`) We used to read books! You do kn-..

( LƒÖ`) This is the most commonly asked question from you, Junior. Ask a different one.

939 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 15:46 [no]

@@@@@@_È ÈQQ
@@@@ ^( LƒÖ`)@ ^_
@ @ ^|P ‚t ‚tP|_^ I also have to tell you something, Junior. I get most of my answers from Wikipedia.
@ @ @ |@@Hii@ .|^
@ @ @@PPPP

940 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 16:21 [no]

(EÍE) AHA! Well, that make sense - Wikipedia is pretty cool. I sent them $20 yesterday!

942 Name: VIPPER 1993-09-4512 18:21 [no]

( LƒÖ`)@I sent them a Tic Tac and a wooden nickle.

943 Name: MODD 1993-09-4512 18:40 [no]

(EÍE) But >>941-san, that doesn't really say anything about how this thread started!

944 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 21:44 [no]

(EƒÖE;) o O ( The first 4-ch flash...? )

945 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 22:47 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, are you sleeping again? You should visit my thread some time.

946 Name: MODD 1993-09-4512 22:58 [no]

Grandpa is banned junior.

Please don't break the rules or I will lock this thread.

947 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 00:10 [no]

(EÍE)

(EÍE).... what?

948 Name: MODD 1993-09-4513 00:46 [no]

I'm serious. Play by my rules or fuck off.

949 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 01:35 [no]

( LƒÖ`) >>946 is a liar and >>948 is neither a gentleman nor a scholar.

950 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 01:40 [no]

(E„DE) G-Grandpa! Ban evading is a serious offense!

951 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 03:12 [no]

( LƒÖ`) You think I'm scared of that? When I was five years old, Vin Diesel was my drinking buddy. And we drank LIQUID HYDROGEN.

952 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 06:10 [no]

(EÍE) Wow, Grandpa is immune to banning!

953 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 06:17 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I'll show you my secret, Junior...

( LƒÖ(MODD) YOWCH!~

954 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 06:18 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Follow my lead, Junior. These mods these days, they think they can tell me how to behave and who to suck up to, just because they have their "warn" and "ban" buttons. Well, fuck that noise! Who are you to tell me what to do? You're just some faggot making up half-assed rules for your tiny little patch of Internet! I'm going to post the way I want, so suck it!

(EÍE) Grandpa...

( LƒÖ`) Them's the facts of life, kid.

955 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 06:18 [no]

( LƒÖ`)y~~
(EÍE) Grandpa, I think I'm starting to see how this world revolves...

956 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 06:20 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, I think 2 universes spliced just now!

957 Name: VIPPER 1993-09-4513 07:14 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Yes, junior. I can go for donuts right now as well.

958 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 09:55 [no]

(EÍE) Well, it is 5am. Time to make the do~ nuts~.

959 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 15:04 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Don't disrespect the dead, Junior.

960 Name: VIPPER 1993-09-4513 15:41 [no]

(EÍE) B-B-but.

961 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4513 20:51 [no]

sound only Grandpa, if you keep this up, I may have to report you to your ISP for abuse.

962 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 00:42 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Go ahead, I don't have much time left in this world, anyway.

963 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 00:53 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Did you know that the witch-woman Jenka once had a brother?

( LƒÖ`) His name was Ballos.

( LƒÖ`) Like his sister, he wielded powers far beyond those of mortals�

964 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4514 01:36 [no]

sound only Grandpa...

When you are a guest in someone's house it is rude to talk more than them. Grandpa, you have become tiresome. As the host, I am asking you politely, to scale your postings back.

Thank you.

965 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 02:29 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Go wank it to loli porn, troublemaker.

966 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 03:09 [no]

(EÍE) Done and done!

967 Name: VIPPER 1993-09-4514 19:44 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Harumph.

968 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 03:30 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, how much time has passed since I started asking you questions?

969 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 03:44 [no]

( LƒÖ`) We have all the time in the world... if nobody posts to this thread for the rest of time...

970 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 05:10 [no]

(EÍE)Well, I don't want to waste your time with stupid questions.

971 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4515 05:10 [no]

That's it, Grandpa. I'm afraid I'll need to place you under arrest - http://news.com.com/Create+an+e-annoyance%2C+go+to+jail/2010-1028_3-6022491.html

972 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 12:33 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I'm above the law, so shove it.

973 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 12:38 [no]

(EÍE) I guess I should move on with life. Get out of this garden and become a man.

(-Í-) ..

(L„D`) yaaaawwnnn..

( LƒÖ`) ...

( LƒÖ`) I feel old, dagnabbit.

974 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 14:49 [no]

975 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 16:12 [no]

<˜¤MÍL> Grandpa, I demand apology juice for this slanderous posting!

976 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 16:50 [no]

@@ i@EÍE) I'm above Grandpa!
@@/ ‚i Ü‚i
@@/@ LƒÖ`)@I'm above the law...
@@|@ @@/@@
@@‚ƁQ_j__j’U

977 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 19:06 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, Philadelphia is called the "City of Brotherly Love," but why do Eagles' fans have so much pent up homosexual rage?

978 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 20:20 [no]

( LƒÖ`) All sports are homoerotic in nature, just some more than others. Ever since the Greeks started wrestling naked, men have been finding excuses to be in close physical contact with each other while sweating.

979 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 20:54 [no]

(EÍE) Do you like gladiator movies, Grandpa?

980 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 00:58 [no]

( LƒÖ`) No, but I do like a nice 980GET now and then.

981 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 01:28 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, why is Los Angeles called the "City of Angels"?

982 Name: VIPPER 1993-09-4516 03:26 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Don't you know how to read a book?

983 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 03:27 [no]

(EÍE) Th-that's..!

984 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 05:16 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa...

(EÍE) Are you really Hitoraa Adorofu?

985 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 06:56 [no]

( LƒÖ`) . . .

( LƒÖ`) Junior, do I look like I have a mustache?

986 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 07:45 [no]

(EÍE) You can only do so much with one-line AA, Grandpa.

987 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 09:07 [no]

(EÍE) Hey grandpa, why is KUMA also nicknamed Pedobear? And why makes long cat long? And why is everyone saying WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...

988 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 09:35 [no]

( LƒÖ`) That's no place for you to be, Junior! Get out this instant!

989 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 13:15 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Everyone says WRYYYYYY because Jojo's Bizarre Adventure rules.

990 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 16:23 [no]

(EÍE) But I heard it was kind of homosexual, Grandpa! Is that really what's cool these days?

991 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 18:10 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I remember the Gay revolution back in the 1970s. It was led by WT Snacks of course.

992 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 18:44 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, have you noticed that the closer we get to the end of a thread, the more people post in it? Why is that?

993 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 19:51 [no]

( LƒÖ`) >>300-950 were a rest period. You have to stop and catch your breath when you're my age!

994 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 21:21 [no]

(EÍE) Ahem.

(EÍE) Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: He hath....

(EÍE;) Um... He hath....

(EÍE;) Psst. Line!

995 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 22:31 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Try and go get >>1000, Junior! Reach for the rainbow while you're young!

996 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 22:44 [no]

(EÍE) Let's fight to the death for >>1000!

997 Name: yuri!sWV30Xl.cc 1993-09-4516 23:04 [no]

hello am i late?

998 Name: yuri!sWV30Xl.cc 1993-09-4516 23:05 [no]

(EÍE) oh im tooo late

999 Name: yuri!sWV30Xl.cc 1993-09-4516 23:06 [no]

(EÍE) then again

1000 Name: yuri!sWV30Xl.cc 1993-09-4516 23:06 [no]

1000GET(EÍE)

1001 Name: yuri!sWV30Xl.cc 1993-09-4516 23:07 [no]

(EÍE) i got 10000

1002 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 23:08 [no]

What a fag!

1003 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 23:28 [no]

( LƒÖ`) ...I see that I cannot die yet.

( LƒÖ`) I must remain as champion in the war against tripcodefags, or all will be lost and The Forbidden Garden of DQN will descend into an eternal age of darkness.

( LƒÖ`) Damn, and I was looking forward to those 72 virgins too.

1004 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 23:33 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, I would like to make it clear that >>997-1001 was not me. Please do not hate me for the wrongdoings of others...

1005 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 03:47 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I've hated you my entire life. You're the spawn of that accident of mine.

( LƒÖ`) Anyway, I suppose someone will eventually Grandpa 3.0. Eh, here's to hoping it actually becomes funny again.

1006 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 04:09 [no]

1007 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 04:47 [no]

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@@@/iœjiœj
@@@|@Īªª²/ DUUURRRR
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@@ //@| |@@@@?
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@@@@^ÜR
@@@/iœjiœj
@@@|@Īªª²/ YOUR TIME IS UP.
@@@| /MÆƁL@@
@@ //@| |@@@@Dagnabbit.
@@‚t@ .‚t@@(LƒÖ` )

1009 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 13:48 [no]

>>1008
GOD DAMN YOU

1010 Name: 1993-09-4535 04:36 [no]

>>380
(EÍE) Grandpa, does this mean something?

1011 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 03:42 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Clonepa's just a retard, Junior, don't bother with him.

1012 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 18:35

(;A;) Granpa, are you dead?
That would make me sad.

1013 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 19:20

(EÍE) Grandpa, tell us a story about the olden days, when men were men and women were inferior!

1014 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 19:34

how did this thread get on the front page again?

1015 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 00:10

>>1014
(EÍE) I don't know, but I want a story!

1016 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 00:15

( LƒÖ`) Let me rest in PEACE, damnit.

( LƒÖ`) That came out wrong.

1017 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 00:36

(EÍE) Have you ever tried sageing, grandpa? It's great to make contributions without bumping the thread

1018 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 00:38

( LƒÖ`) Either way, I'm taking a nap now.

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