Well?

>>1 is clearly a faggot.

>>2 failed at '2GET'

>>3 needs to stop being such a GET whore.

>>4 is insecure and whiny.

>>5 tries to come off all superior to those around it.

>>6 is some sort of politically correct faggot who can't use gendered pronouns.

>>7 lacks heterosexual finesse.

>heterosexual finesse

Is that like french for 'homo' or something?

>>9 fails at insulting >>8

>>10 fails at coming up with a suitable response to >>9

>>11

fails for mindlessly copying the previous post.

And yes, that means I fail too.

>>12 botched by foundering in using the thesaurus (http://www.m-w.com )

>>13 is a fucking baldy.

>>14 couldn't spot a misspelling of "floundering" if it raped him with a strap-on vibrator from behind.

People often confuse the verbs founder and flounder. Founder comes from a Latin word meaning “bottom” (as in foundation) and originally referred to knocking enemies down; people now use it also to mean “to fail utterly, collapse”: The business started well but foundered. Flounder means “to move clumsily, thrash about” and hence “to proceed in confusion.” Thus if >>15 is foundering in appearing that he has a clue, he had better lurk more; if he is floundering, he may yet pull through.

>>16 is tl;dr, and needs to go away from DQN

>>17 is tired and bitter!

>>18 is jacques chirac

>>19 is dubya

>>20 has a penis bone even though he's human only so that everyone can see what an idiot he is since he frequently manages to break it

>>21 is incomprehensible.

>>22 is moot

>>23 is emo snacks

>>24 IS A FURRY

>>25 is hiding his secret attraction for >>24

>>26 is nurupo

>>27 gah!

>>28 is....well, ugly.

>>29 breaks into open weeping during sex.

>>30's mom

BURNBURNBURN

>>31 is DQN.

>>32 is too stupid to think of a good insult

>>33 is the shit piece left in my column after an enema.

>>1-34,36-1000 tanasinn

THREAD OVER.

>>36 doesn't know when a thread is over! This thread will become a legendary cesspool of meaningless insults!

>>37 is desperate to keep his thread alive, even when it sucks.

>>38 No, YOU suck!

>>39 NO U!
(come on, you knew it was coming)

>>40 is a 4chan faggot who can't come up with anything original

>>41 busted his cover, "faggot" is a typical 4chan insult.

>>42
You'd know, wouldn't you?

>>43 fails at 「」

>>44 fails at properly insulting >>43

For recycling something we already decided was lame, >>45 does not succeed.

>>46 is a little shitworm who needs to grow a fucking spine and dare to say some real insults.

>>47 has too much anger in his life.

Only a motherfucking scumbag like >>47 would need to give explanations why >>46 sucks donkey balls so much, it's so damn frigging obvious.

oh and >>48 should shut up

>>50 voted for Bush.

>>51 has made this thread the worst thread ever.

>>52 fails at being a hip, cool, alternative internet person.

>>53 is a fuddy-duddy

>>54 is dead inside and cannot feel real feelings.

55 is an emo pussy

>>56 is a me-too trendhopper, jumping on the trite bandwagon of making fun of people for being emo.

>>56 is to damn lazy to type >>

>>58 is obviously too stupid to know that 57 comes after 56.