ITT we insult the poster above us (1067)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 05:59 [no]

Well?

523 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 10:07 [no]

>>522 and his dickhead are separated. He still claims his flesh-eating plant seduced him to give him a blowjob and would have taken it to court if the poor vegetable hadn't died of food poisining: >>522 has never washed between his legs since his mommy stopped doing that.

524 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 13:57 [no]

>>522

is also captain obvious in disguise

525 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 14:18 [no]

everything about >>524 is so detesting that his right and left brain won't communicate. So he cannot count, and he cannot be creative.

526 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 14:29 [no]

>>525
Tried to make both sides of the brain communicate, using two tin cans and a streched wire.

527 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 14:48 [no]

The insults in this thread are getting lame. I think it's >>526's fault.

528 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 15:10 [no]

>>527

Pointing out the obvious detracts from a situation. Way to go!

529 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 16:23 [no]

>>528 is bored, boring and bothersome.

530 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 16:31 [no]

>>529 thinks that alliteration is somehow clever and interesting.

531 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 18:53 [no]

>>530 fails to properly appreciate literary devices.

532 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 19:09 [no]

>>531 =WTFMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMG

533 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 19:23 [no]

>>531 has crotch rot

534 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 19:50 [no]

>>533 didn't reload

535 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 20:24 [no]

>>534 enjoyed "The Matrix Reloaded"

536 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 21:04 [no]

>>535 is tight as Trinity

537 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 21:35 [no]

>>536 thinks trinity has her cherry

538 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 22:12 [no]

>>537

wishes to have Neos manhood in his mouth

539 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 23:01 [no]

>>538 is living the dream.

540 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 03:23 [no]

>>539 is dreaming the life.

541 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 03:23 [no]

>>539 is dreaming the life.

542 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 03:30 [no]

>>541 is using a crappy browser that replied twice.

543 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 03:38 [no]

>>542 is a niggler.

544 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 03:53 [no]

>>543 is a nigglet.

545 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 03:55 [no]

>>543 is a wannabe racist

546 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 04:42 [no]

>>545 is a midget.

547 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 05:28 [no]

>>546 watches Gidget.

548 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 09:13 [no]

>>547

sucks Bridgets cock off 24/7

549 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 10:23 [no]

>>548
Has a really fucked up view on what's GOOD or BAD.

550 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 10:36 [no]

>>549

548's view is only fucked up behind your fat ass.

551 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 10:36 [no]

549 is Bridget's brother

552 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 12:45 [no]

>>551 must be a women

553 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 12:56 [no]

>>552 would like to get in touch with women: FAT CHANCE!!!

554 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 13:23 [no]

>>553
Lives in the lie his other "Father" is actually a woman.

555 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 13:27 [no]

>>554 can't see the difference between a man and a woman.

556 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 13:27 [no]

>>554 lives in the faulty assumption that his mommy is -like his father- of the human race, when in fact she is a sheep named "dolly-chan."

557 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 13:52 [no]

>>556

is the child of fatty-chan

558 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 13:58 [no]

>>557 is fatty-chan

559 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 17:21 [no]

>>558 is the mother of fatty-chan

560 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 17:44 [no]

>>559 is the brother-in-law of the sister of fatty-chan

561 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 18:37 [no]

>>560 is doing a great job continuing this thread's tradition of shitty insults

562 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 20:00 [no]

>>561 can't even get a nice scat plot into this thread.

563 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 20:43 [no]

>>562
Is jaded due to his joyangeles.com membership.

564 Name: 「」 1993-09-4481 03:31 [no]

>>563 keeps a Livejournal.

565 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 03:54 [no]

>>564 is a MySpace whore.

566 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 04:02 [no]

>>565 sucks Xanga users' tiny cocks.

567 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 04:03 [no]

>>566 pays hosting and a domain name to host his own weblog

568 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 04:05 [no]

>>567 pays $200/month for 512k/128k DSL

569 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 04:17 [no]

>>568 pays $10/month for 10 hours of dialup.

570 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 05:43 [no]

>>569 Still uses AOL

571 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 05:49 [no]

>>570 Still uses Fidonet

572 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 08:48 [no]

>>571

is slower then AOL

573 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 08:58 [no]

>>572 wants to upgrade to AOL

574 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 09:56 [no]

>>573
was such a lame attempt at an insult that im left breathless..

575 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 10:51 [no]

>>574 forgot how to breathe.

576 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 13:28 [no]

>>575 is a breatharian.

577 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 13:53 [no]

>>576 tries to breathe underwater.

578 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 15:29 [no]

>>577 actually breathes under water, being a fish an all.

579 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 15:32 [no]

>>578 is a sperm whale

580 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 15:40 [no]

>>579 is a gigantic penis.

581 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 15:49 [no]

>>580 sucks the gigantic penis.

582 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 15:56 [no]

>>581 has regular relations with George Zimmer.

583 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 16:03 [no]

>>582 is George Zimmer.

584 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 16:29 [no]

>>583 is your mother

585 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 17:32 [no]

>>584 doesn't have a mother.

586 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 17:44 [no]

>>585's mother is his favourite aunt.

587 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 17:51 [no]

>>586 has saggy balls

588 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 18:21 [no]

Unlike >>587 , >>586 has the decency to not wear shorts.

589 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 19:20 [no]

>>588 knows too much about >>587 shorts. Either his mom or his lover.

590 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 19:33 [no]

>>589 used to have sagging balls, untill that time he accidentally crushed them between his knees in a bizarre attempt at making a military greeting, while walking on the knees.

591 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 19:40 [no]

>>590 spends hours fantasizing about sagging balls and visiting sagging balls websites

592 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 19:42 [no]

>>591 runs a sagging balls website as a 24/7 job

593 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 20:10 [no]

>>592 is laughing now, but he ties a knot in his scrotum to remember things he would otherwise forget

594 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 20:56 [no]

>>593 is jealous because he has no balls to tie knots with

595 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 21:19 [no]

http://www.neuticles.com
>>594 isn't just the president, he's a client.

596 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 21:23 [no]

>>595 isn't just a client, he's the president.

597 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 21:57 [no]

>>596 does not know how to follow hyperlinks.

598 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 22:03 [no]

>>597 seems to be under the delusion that anybody cares

599 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 22:14 [no]

>>598 went to Yoshinoya today. Yes, THAT Yoshinoya.

600 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 01:01 [no]

>>599 didn't 600GET. How uncool!

601 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 03:59 [no]

>>600 didn't 666GET. Ha, how about that, mother fucker!

602 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 08:26 [no]

>Select clue from >>601

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603 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 10:29 [no]

>>602 is a database freak

604 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 13:10 [no]

>>603 is a beta freak

605 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 13:58 [no]

>>604 is an alpha airhead

606 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 14:52 [no]

>>605 Omega Failed

607 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 15:10 [no]

>>606 thinks he is Xtreme

608 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 15:11 [no]

>>606 is underflowing.

609 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 15:44 [no]

>>608 is menstruating

610 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 15:52 [no]

>>609 is a typical insensitive male

611 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 16:52 [no]

>>610 is a typical oversensitive tranny

612 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 18:29 [no]

C-C-C COMBO BREAKER II !!!!!!!!!

613 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 20:11 [no]

>>612 is amused by repetition

614 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 20:39 [no]

>>613 is amused by what little penis he has

615 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 20:49 [no]

Such a thing aside, >>614, please listen to me, in spite of being not related this thread very much.  Yesterday, I went to YOSHINOYA nearby my house. Then,I found that all seats were saved, and couldn’t sit.  I gazed a banner which says“Reducing By 150yen”.  Are they fool?Is it nonsense?  Hey, don’t come YOSHINOYA where you usually don’t come only for reducing by 150yen,goddam!  Parents and their children also came,and said“Now, Dad’ll order TOKUMORI!” I couldn’t see anymore.  I give you 150yen, so get away.  YOSHINOYA originally should be more bloodthirsty.  To stab or to be stabbed,such an atmosphere is desirable. Women and children must keep out it.  At last, I sat.Then, the man who sit next to me ordered“OOMORI TUYUDAKU”. So, I got angry again. Listen, TUYUDAKU is already out of date. I was disgusted because you order TUYUDAKU with a look of triumph. I want to ask him“Is that true that you want TUYUDAKU?”. I want to ask a question closely. I want to ask a question closely almost one hour. I want to say“You simply want to say TUYUDAKU, and want to behave as if you  are in the know. From the point of my view who is an professional of YOSHINOHYA, fashion among professionals of YOSHINOYA is NEGIDAKU. It is. NEGIDAKU is with much of leek. It is order style for professional of YOSHINOYA. But if you order with that style, you’ll marked by a clerk. It is, so to speak, a sword with edges on the both side of it. I can’t recommend it to beginners. After all, you, a beginner, should eat GYUSYAKETEISYOKU.

616 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 21:17 [no]

??? Everyone should just keep walking and not make eye-contact with >>615 . Its for your own safety.

617 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 21:55 [no]

>>616

is a newbie

618 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 22:19 [no]

>>617
Pretends he knows stuff.

619 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 22:38 [no]

>>618

is awesome

620 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 22:41 [no]

>>619 is making a very poor attempt at reverse psychology.

621 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 01:42 [no]

>>620 thinks Freud actually knew something.

622 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 01:47 [no]

>>621
Understimates a person with clearly much more brains than himself.

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