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doesnt have any freinds, and as such has no phone
>>760 is a phony.
>>761 accidentally developed flesh-eating bacteria her belly-button
>>763 is a Panda
>>764 is probably albright
>>765 Wants to have sex with pandas while jerking off Mr. Dress Ups dead corpse in front of Martha Stweart.
>>767 doesn't proofread his posts.
>>769 is thinking about bottoms.
>>775 bodybuilds to draw attention away from his tiny penis
>>779 is a Panda
>>780 couldn't get laid if the survival of his species depended on it
>>785 enjoys construction work.
>>792 is half of pi.
>>793 gets dressed up like a mailman while his mother goes and has sex with some guy he doesn't know on his dad's bed.
C-C-C-C COMBRO BREAKEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>797 forgets who's bed he's in
>>798 is in bed with a Panda
>>801 is trying way too hard to be DQN. Trying and failing.
>>807 is too lame to think of a new joke
>>808 thought of a new joke, but didn't bother using it.
>>810 is a churlish swag-bellied fustilarian
>>812 uses terminology I don't understand
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818 douches with lysol
819 is funny
>>820's keyboard and mouse are broken.
>>821 is not good at personal hygiene
Smells because he cant afford a bathtub or a shower
>>823 smells despite the fact that he showers twice a day
>>824 has no discernable smell at all, because he's a robot.
>>825 trusts the pusher robot.
>>826 thinks it's funny to make references only five people will get.
>>828 plays too much Escape ( http://escape.spacebar.org/ ).
thinks secret codes make you cool. He's wrong, though.
>>833
Buys CDs.
speands his life outside in the grass because he has no home, like a Panda!, hows the bamboo?
>>839 is giving lessons but doesn't check if spellcheck is a valid spelling.
>>841 is clearly a faggot.
speands!, o rly?
848 has done it and confessed to it in church
>>849 has FAILED to use the leading >> symbols because he is a big dummyhead.
you're a fag and nobody likes you. plz die amirite?
>>854 fails at attempting to create a graphical representation of an insult using text
>>857 is a coprophile