ITT we insult the poster above us (1067)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 05:59 [no]

Well?

957 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 22:02 [no]

>>956 believes the Web 2.0 hype

958 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 22:25 [no]

>>957 believes the iPod hype.

959 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 22:51 [no]

>>958

Belives in what little hype the Nintendo Revolution has

960 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 23:03 [no]

>>959 owns 3 PSPs. One for shitty homebrew and pointless emulation, one for normal use, and one for absolutely nothing.

961 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 23:17 [no]

>>960 is horribly mistaken because >>959 doesnt own a PSP, and thinks the machine sucks, but instead >>960 is mistakening himself for >>959

962 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 23:41 [no]

>>961 is an absolute idiot for pointlessly attempting to defend >>959

963 Name: 1993-09-4502 03:01 [no]

>>962 bought 200 cases of canned beans in preparation for Y2K.

964 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4502 03:30 [no]

>>963

Buys 300 cases of canned beans in preparation for Y3K

965 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4502 03:35 [no]

>>964 fapped 300 times in preparation for 1000GET

966 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4502 04:23 [no]

>>965 thinks 1000GET is unimportant, the uncultured swine that he is.

967 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4502 06:58 [no]

>>966 raises uncultured swines for a living.

968 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4502 08:35 [no]

>>967 loves the way those uncultured swine oink when he does them in the butt.

969 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4502 10:14 [no]

>>968 loves to cavort in a bathtub filled with mayonnaise and pigs.

970 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4502 19:33 [no]

>>969 loves to cavort in a bathtub filled with hot sauce and caviar.

971 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4502 20:20 [no]

>>970 ruined the STEALTH THREAD by posting and then not deleting the posts

972 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4502 21:54 [no]

>>971 is too smart for a DQNer and is gonna get his ass handed to him

973 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 00:49 [no]

>>972 knows from having his ass handed to him many times.

974 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 01:25 [no]

>>973 ate >>964's beans and posted the results at sniff's drawing studio.

975 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 01:55 [no]

>>974 thinks "alright" is a word

976 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 02:03 [no]

>>975 is so close.

977 Name: 1993-09-4503 02:37 [no]

>>976 has writer's block in the insult thread.

978 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 03:07 [no]

>>977

is the preist guy that gets crushed in Gantz

in other words a damn fool

979 This post sucks.

980 Name: 「」 1993-09-4503 03:47 [no]

>>979 posted shit in an already shitty thread.

981 Name: 1993-09-4503 04:00 [no]

>>978 is trying to be clever.
>>979 is in the wrong thread.
>>980 is doing it wrong.
    人
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\(__)/ Don't make shitty posts!
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982 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 05:13 [no]

>>981 made a shitty post.

983 Name: 「」 1993-09-4503 06:28 [no]

>>982 is just jealous that he can't copipe.

984 Name: 1993-09-4503 06:42 [no]

>>983 went to Yoshinoya and ordered extra sauce.

985 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 07:00 [no]

>>984's daddy ordered the extra-large.

986 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 07:03 [no]

>>986 doesn't like beef bowls, but went anyway just because of the discount

987 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 07:44 [no]

>>986 failed in trying to insult >>985.

988 Name: 「」 1993-09-4503 08:06 [no]

>>987 shot the sheriff, but left the deputy alive to testify at the trial.

989 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 09:16 [no]

>>988 swears it was in self defense, but no one believes him except idiots like >>990.

990 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 14:35 [no]

>>989 refuses to believe that aliens are out there.

991 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 14:46 [no]

>>990 is from Uranus

992 Name: 「」 1993-09-4503 14:48 [no]

>>991 is from France.

993 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 14:55 [no]

>>993 thinks Uranus is better than France.

994 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 14:59 [no]

>>993 is doing it wrong

995 Name: 「」 1993-09-4503 15:16 [no]

>>994 hears that from his mother every other night.

996 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 15:42 [no]

>>995 hears that from his uncle every night

997 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 16:07 [no]

>>996 is an uncle fucker

998 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 16:44 [no]

>>997 repeated the previous insult, but phrased in a dumber way.

999 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 17:09 [no]

>>998 is afraid of change.

1000 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 17:31 [no]

>>999 was so close!

1002 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 18:02 [no]

>>1001's penis width and length stand to each other as the golden ratio

1003 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 18:13 [no]

1002 can measure a penis with the accuracy of Rain Man. Practice makes perfect! :D

1004 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 18:21 [no]

>>1003 thought long and hard about that one

1005 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 18:27 [no]

>>1004 is a big, fat poopyhead

1006 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 18:42 [no]

TEH HORROR!! >>1000 didn't 1000GET!!

1007 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 19:00 [no]

>>1006 should not be insulted because pedo-abused primary school wimps like 1006 will become obsessed with donkey-bestiality. So please don't insult him, because he will fail at it, at the cost of the poor donkey. Thank you.

1008 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 19:20 [no]

>>1007 is a pacifist

1009 Name: Brian 1993-09-4503 23:33 [no]

is a pedafile

1010 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4504 00:41 [no]

1011 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4504 00:59 [no]

>>1010 lol your want

1012 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4504 01:14 [no]

>>1011 hopes to some day achive the true 1000GET.

1013 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4504 03:32 [no]

>>1012 is saging an unbumpable thread

1014 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4504 15:09 [no]

>>1013 knows a lot about threads.

1015 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4504 20:10 [no]

>>1014 is me, but I'm posting again just to keep this thread alive. Come on, bump or no bump, let's continue the insults!

1016 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4504 20:37 [no]

This thread will never see the light of day again, and it's all >>1015's fault.

1017 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4504 21:10 [no]

>>1016 is a naysayer.

1018 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 00:25 [no]

>>1017 is a yaysayer

1019 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 00:26 [no]

>>1017 is trying to beat off a dead horse.

1020 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 01:40 [no]

>>1019 failed to reload

1021 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 02:50 [no]

>>1020 has failed to end this thread peacefully.

!!!!!!!! THE ENDO!!!!!!!!!!!

1022 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 15:36 [no]

>>1021's reports of this thread's end were greatly exaggerated.

1023 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 18:45 [no]

>>1001-1022 failed to migrate to the new thread

1024 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 19:47 [no]

>>1023 failed to ignore the new thread and keep using the original and best.

1025 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 20:44 [no]

>>1024 boycotted New Coke.

1026 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4506 00:40 [no]

>>1025

is a fucknut

1027 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4506 04:56 [no]

>>1026 doesn't give me much to go on

1028 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 02:20 [no]

>>1027
No more clever insutls to throw, eh?
Well that's why I'm here to shine brightly, in contrast to your poopy presence.

1029 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 03:12 [no]

>>1028 uses the word "poopy" unnecessarily.

1030 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 04:01 [no]

>>1029 uses the word "poopy" necessarily.

1031 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 04:01 [no]

>>1029's existance is "unnececssary"

1032 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 04:14 [no]

>>1030 >>1031
Posted at the exactly same minute. And it maybe goes without saying, but THAT is proof enough, you are my Grandfather.

1033 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 04:38 [no]

>>1032 didn't have much parental support during childhood

1034 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 06:21 [no]

>>1033 had an unbumpable secret clubhouse.

1035 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 19:06 [no]

>>1034 was never allowed in the neighborhood kids' secret clubhouse

1036 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 20:19 [no]

>>1035
Is still attending "secret clubhouse" meetings

1037 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 22:17 [no]

>>1036 is the proud owner of a "secret clubhouse"

1038 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 22:29 [no]

>>1037's bit of wit is unmitigated shit, stupid git.

1039 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 22:57 [no]

>>1038, you ARE the father.

1040 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4508 00:29 [no]

>>1039 is rabid and frothing at the mouth

1041 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4508 14:38 [no]

>>1040
Suffers from hallucinations caused by the drug his stepfather gives him before putting IT in. He's probably a little dizzy from last nights session.

1042 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4508 19:06 [no]

>>1041 is obsessed with drugs

1043 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4508 22:44 [no]

>>1042
Fucks anything with a heartbeat. And he's not on any kind of drug.

1044 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 14:09 [no]

>>1043 fucks anything without a heartbeat. What kind of nonsatiated necrophile are you!

1045 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 17:13 [no]

>>1044 fucks inanimate objects

1046 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 19:21 [no]

>>1045 thinks the word "fuck" is hilarious

1047 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 20:44 [no]

>>1046 is a cunt.

1048 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 00:00 [no]

>>1047 exemplifies the universal truth that profanity is the linguistic crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker.

1049 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 00:02 [no]

>>1048 likes anal.

1050 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 01:48 [no]

>>1049 likes Anal Cunt.

1051 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 18:20 [no]

>>1-1050 have forgotten about this thread :(

1052 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 12:32 [no]

>>1051 hasn't.

1053 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 21:31 [no]

>>1052 reloads this THREAD everyday.

1054 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4541 01:26 [no]

>>1053 writes THREAD in uppercase

1055 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 01:48 [no]

>>1054 writes Thread in title case.

1056 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 19:37

>>1055 writes tHREAD in reverse title case.

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