(     ゜∀゜    ) We're fat~! (307)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 00:18 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ <Guess my weight!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

2 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 00:35 [no]

2!

3 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 00:37 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ <Higher!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

4 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 00:44 [no]

4!

5 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 01:29 [no]

5!

6 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 02:57 [no]

(・∀・) I'd say 18, since you're made up of 18 separate characters, but I may be a bit biased, seeing as how I'm Junior.

7 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 04:09 [no]

|       .:;|    ,r'ヾ
|       .:;|    /  !
|       .:;|   l  ,,..........---......,
|       .:;|  ,.ノ' ´:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.` 、
|       .:;|,.イ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: .....:::::` 、
|       .:;|        :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ヽ
|       .:;|:::::..::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::l、:::::::::::::::::::::::::::`、
|       .:;|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::}‐t、::::::::::::::::::::::::、'、
|       .:;|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::| キ'、::::::::::::::::::::}ヾ
|       .:;:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.レ'Tヽ、、|:::::|::::::::::iヾ
|       .:;|:::::ト:::::::、::ト:::::::::::::::::! |‐' | i!|::::.:トi:::::|i:l !
|       .:;|::::::|ヾ、::i'、i '、:::::::::ソ ヽ__ノ ' |::::::l |::::||:|
|       .:;|:::::::|. |Lキヾ ヽ:::/ソ /// |::::::|.l:::| |! 
|       .:;|:::::::l|/// ヾ     U オ:::::!.!::| |
|       .:;|{:::::::|:'、     ,.. _      ,<:!:::::|.レ"    
|       .:;|.|::::::|::{:::> 、   ‐ '   / |::::||   A-Ano... I think...
|       .:;|:|:|::::|i:r'   ` t. 、 _ イ {    |::/  you're >>1 lbs? S-sorry if I'm wrong!
|       .:;| ,| |:::|'     r' ´>、  , ーヽ |/
|       .:;| | |/   /~ ´  `ヾ、  '、!
|       .:;| . | |    {       }、 /ヽ、
|       .:;| ,,. . r::'::´::|     }/!ヾ‐:::::::::丶、
|       .:;|´   }::::::::::::}     li;;;iヾ;ヽ、:::::::::::7 、
|       .:;|    ,}::::::::r‐' 、   ハ;;Vヾ;;ノ::::::::::::{   `ヽ、

8 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 04:10 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ <I'm hungry!!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

9 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 06:06 [no]

          ∩_____________∩
          /ノ                     ヽ
        /          ●   ●       l
       |            ( _●_)        ミ Mr. Kuma wants to be
       彡、           |∪|         、`   the biggest bear in the world.
       /              ヽノ         ::::i \
     /   /                      ::::|_/
     \_/                        ::::|
       |                         ::::/  KUMA
        i                    \ ::::/ KUMA
          \                  | :/
            |\___________//
          \___________/

10 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 06:18 [no]

nice idea lol

11 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 06:59 [no]

>>10

i stole it lol

12 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 11:04 [no]

>>11

that was a great accomplishment

13 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 12:39 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ <Let's grab a bite to eat, Mr. Kuma!!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

14 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 00:19 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚Д゚ \ < :(
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

15 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 00:42 [no]

>>9

he should eat an xbox then he will

16 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 01:06 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚Д゚ \ < >>15
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

17 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 02:20 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚Д゚ \ < QT9ZU8890SXCTY
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

18 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 03:17 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚Д゚ \ < I eat because I'm unhappy,
   (       ) and I'm unhappy because I eat.
   \     /
    (__)_)

19 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 04:26 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚Д゚ \ < But how happy am I while I eat
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

20 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 05:44 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < This happy!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

21 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 16:27 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < LETS GETS TO METS!
   ( 4chan  )
   \     /
    (__)_)

22 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 17:41 [no]

>>18
sad truth

23 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4491 01:59 [no]

stupid fat americans.

24 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4491 06:05 [no]

>>23 lol! signed

25 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4491 16:02 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Hey, hey, hey!!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

26 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4491 21:57 [no]

    ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < DAMMIT, I'm calling Dr. Phil about this disicrymination
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

27 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4492 02:05 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Ah wash mahself with a rag on a steeck
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

28 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4492 02:26 [no]

     ∧_∧∩
   /  ゚∀゚ \彡 < Oppai! Oppai!
   (    ⊂彡)
   \     /
    (__)_)

29 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4492 05:00 [no]

     ∧_∧∩
   /  ゚∀゚ \彡 < Fat! Fat!
   (    ⊂彡)
   \     /
    (__)_)

30 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4492 07:18 [no]

     ∧_∧∩
   /  ゚∀゚ \彡 < Cutlets! Cutlets!
   (    ⊂彡)
   \     /
    (__)_)

31 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4492 12:52 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < ...tired... ...tired...
   (    ⊂彡)
   \     /
    (__)_)

32 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 21:20 [no]

  ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ <CHRISTMAS FAT WEEK IS HERE EAT ALL!!!!!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

33 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 01:36 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < I'm gonna eat until I can't move!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚A゚ \ < Well... it's kinda hard to get around already...
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

34 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 05:05 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < HUEG!
   \     /
    (__)_)

35 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 05:06 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < HUEG!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

36 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 05:27 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /丶`∀´\ < In North Korea we have many delicious foods nida!
   \     /
    (__)_)

37 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 14:38 [no]

Can a moderator delete this thread please? It is offending me.

38 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 19:33 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚д゚ \ < Offended!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

39 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 19:34 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < I like sumo!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

40 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 23:03 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < You look tasty!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

41 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 06:53 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Dosukoiiiii!!!!!!!!!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

42 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 11:36 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < I love food!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

43 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 00:01 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /;; ゚д゚ \ < Where's the toilet?
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

44 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4502 02:02 [no]

[no]

     ∧_∧
   /;; ゚д゚ \ < Seriously, stop ignoring me. I need a toilet
   (       )< With the special BIDET attachment.
   \     / < My arms are too short to use paper
    (__)_)

45 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4506 00:55 [no]

          ∧_∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
   人     ( ゚∀゚ )< Too late! Oh, I feel 100 pounds lighter!
  (__)    (    )  \________
  (__)   | | |
 ( __ )   (__)_)

46 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4506 03:51 [no]

            ∧_∧  
   人      / ゚∀゚ \ < Uho!
  (__)    (       )
  (__)    \     /
 ( __ )     (__)_)

47 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 00:10 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < I could go for some Recess Peanut butter cups right about now LOL!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

48 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 01:34 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Reese! Lol
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

49 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 01:50 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Whoops, *Reese! Sorry, my fat must have been clogging my brain cells again!!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

50 Name: (・∀・)!peNisxBOyI 1993-09-4509 03:18 [no]

   >┴<   ⊂⊃
 -( ゚∀゚.)-            ⊂⊃
   >┬<
         /⌒ヽ
        /(●)(●)   ∧_∧
        | トェェェイ/  /  ゚∀゚ \ < Let's all go for a walk!
        | /`ニニ´   (       )
        // | |     \     /
       U  .U      (__)_) ( ´ω`)   (・∀・)
;;⌒::.;;.⌒⌒/   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/  ̄/::. :; ;⌒⌒:.:⌒:;⌒;;⌒
..  ,::.;  /   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/   /.., ,; .:   ,,。,.(◯)   ::
  : :::., /   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/   /,,;  (◯)  ::: ヽ|〃  ;;:
.  ,:.; /   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/   /.., ,; :ヽ|〃  ,,。,    ::;;,

51 Name: VIPPER 1993-09-4509 03:35 [no]

   >┴<   ⊂⊃
 -( ゚∀゚.)-            ⊂⊃
   >┬<
         /⌒ヽ
        /(●)(●)   ∧_∧
        | トェェェイ/  /  ゚A゚ \ < Huff Huff. I'm tired.
        | /`ニニ´   (       )
        // | |     \     /
       U  .U      (__)_) ( ´ω`)   (・∀・)
;;⌒::.;;.⌒⌒/   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/  ̄/::. :; ;⌒⌒:.:⌒:;⌒;;⌒
..  ,::.;  /   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/   /.., ,; .:   ,,。,.(◯)   ::
  : :::., /   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/   /,,;  (◯)  ::: ヽ|〃  ;;:
.  ,:.; /   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/   /.., ,; :ヽ|〃  ,,。,    ::;;,

52 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 04:51 [no]

   >┴<   ⊂⊃
 -( ゚∀゚.)- saitama!!       ⊂⊃
   >┬<
         /⌒ヽ DUUUURRRRR!?
        /(●)(●)   ∧_∧
        | トェェェイ/  /  ゚A゚ \ < Whew..
        | /`ニニ´   (       ) Grandpa: Make sure you don't become a fat fuck like that guy Junior.
        // | |     \     /    Junior: Already working out. And showering! 
       U  .U      (__)_) ( ´ω`)   (・∀・)
;;⌒::.;;.⌒⌒/   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/  ̄/::. :; ;⌒⌒:.:⌒:;⌒;;⌒
..  ,::.;  /   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/   /.., ,; .:   ,,。,.(◯)   ::
  : :::., /   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/   /,,;  (◯)  ::: ヽ|〃  ;;:
.  ,:.; /   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/   /.., ,; :ヽ|〃  ,,。,    ::;;,

53 Name: VIPPER 1993-09-4509 05:14 [no]

   >┴<   ⊂⊃
 -( ゚∀゚.)- THAT WAS GOOD ICE CREAM           ⊂⊃
   >┬<
         /⌒ヽ DURRr
        /(●)(●)   ∧_∧
        | トェェェイ/  /  ゚A゚ \ < When the FUCK did we get ICE CREAM!?
        | /`ニニ´   (       )
        // | |     \     /
       U  .U      (__)_) ( ´ω`)   (・∀・)
;;⌒::.;;.⌒⌒/   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/  ̄/::. :; ;⌒⌒:.:⌒:;⌒;;⌒
..  ,::.;  /   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/   /.., ,; .:   ,,。,.(◯)   ::
  : :::., /   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/   /,,;  (◯)  ::: ヽ|〃  ;;:
.  ,:.; /   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/   /.., ,; :ヽ|〃  ,,。,    ::;;,

54 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 09:24 [no]

          ∩_____________∩
          /ノ                     ヽ
        /          ●   ●       l
       |            ( _●_)        ミ I heard the lolis like their
       彡、           |∪|         、`   bears to be big soft
       /              ヽノ         ::::i \ and hugable, so I put
     /   /                      ::::|_/ on a few pounds
     \_/                        ::::|
       |                         ::::/  PEDO
        i                    \ ::::/ PEDO
          \                  | :/
            |\___________//
          \___________/

55 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 19:03 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  -_- \ < I hate myself and I want to die...
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

56 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 22:23 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < is >>55 really an accurate representation of my life? /cry
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

57 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 23:40 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  -_- \ < BECAUSE IT'S WINTER...
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

58 Name: VIPPER 1993-09-4510 00:44 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  -_- \ < The fat doesn't keep you warm you know.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

59 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 01:14 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  -_- \ < turned the gun on himself(myself)
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

60 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 04:22 [no]

     ∧_∧ ♪
   /  -Д- \ < Dividiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Driver!
   (       )
   \     / ♪
    (__)_)

61 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 04:23 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚Д゚; \ < it divides faster than my fat cells
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

62 Name: Captain Oblivious 1993-09-4510 06:12 [no]

゚Д゚; < I DIVIDED BY ZERO, NOW LOOK AT ME!

63 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 07:51 [no]

         /⌒ヽ
        /(●)(●)
        | トェェェイ/ SHARP LIKE AN INCISOR
        | /`ニニ´  
        // | |    
       U  .U    

64 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 18:26 [no]

         /⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒ヽ
        /  (●)(●)|
        |   トェェェイ  / what what what?
        |   /`ニニニニニニ´  
        /  /  | |    
        UU   .U    

65 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 19:14 [no]

>>64
what

66 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 20:32 [no]

     ∧_∧ ♪ >>64 You missed
   /  -Д- \ < called him the kaiser!
   (       )
   \     / ♪
    (__)_)

67 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 04:18 [no]

     ∧_∧ ♪
   /  -Д- \ < >>64 is an idiooooooooot
   (       )
   \     / ♪
    (__)_)

68 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 04:42 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  -_- \ < JISAKU JIENs
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

69 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 04:50 [no]

     ∧_∧ ♪
   /  -Д- \ < IIIIIIN the dark of niiiiiiiight
   (       )
   \     / ♪
    (__)_)

70 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 08:27 [no]

         /⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒ヽ
        //  (●)(x)⌒|
        |   トェェェェェイイ  / is it my turn yet?
        |   /`ニニニニニニ´  
         / /  |ニ|    
        UU   .U  

71 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 12:40 [no]

(     ´ω`   ) burp I feel full, somehow.

72 Name: MODD 1993-09-4512 22:56 [no]

>>71 is just banned.

73 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 00:44 [no]

(          ・∀・    ) Grandpa, I'm scared.

74 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4514 05:04 [no]

Unhealthy lifestyles are a bannable offense.

75 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 16:42 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < I don't care what people say!
   (       ) To be fat is to live!
   \     /
    (__)_)

76 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 17:23 [no]

   ∧_∧  
  ( ・∀・) < Just not for very long, lol.
  (    )   
  | | |
  (__)_)

77 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 20:36 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚; \ < I'd orz if I could
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

78 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 01:53 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < I LOVE MYSELF AND WANT TO EAT
   (       ) BECAUSE I'M FAT  TURNED THE FOOD ON MYSELF
   \     /
    (__)_)

79 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 02:09 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚A゚ \ < >>78 is an inspiration to us all.
   (       ) I'd buy your CDs, but I can't find them online...
   \     /
    (__)_)

80 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 03:08 [no]

>>78
     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚; \ < I laughed so hard I shed a tear
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

81 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 03:25 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < I HAVEN'T SEEN MY FEET IN 12 YEARS.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

82 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 03:44 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < I love Ruri-chan's smelly feet!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

83 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 04:11 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚A゚  \ < I cut my finger, and cooking oil came out.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

84 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 10:19 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Then I made fish and chips!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

85 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 15:11 [no]

     ∧_∧

   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Boy does those chips taste like me!
   (      )
   \     /
    (__)_)

86 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 02:37 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < I could go for some butter right now.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

87 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 02:52 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Unsalted butter.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

88 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 03:28 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚o゚ \ < Or maybe salted...
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚A゚ \ < I can't decide!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

89 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 10:18 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Hmm.. 'Salt Enriched Butter'
   (       ) I guess I'll get that one!
   \     / Tralalalalala....
    (__)_)

90 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 10:20 [no]

>>89

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚; \ < Ugh.. cant.. jump.. flubber..
   (       ) overload..
   \     /
    (__)_)

91 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 12:34 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \∩ < Mom! I need some help!
   (       )………□
   \     /
    (__)_)

     ∧_∧
   / J`Д´し\∩ < I'm watching Emeril!
   (       )………□ slam
   \     /
    (__)_)

92 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 14:27 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚A゚ \ < BUTTTT MOMMMMMMMM~~
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

93 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 15:19 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Now where did I put my trusty
   (       ) portable pneumatic lift?
   \     /
    (__)_)

94 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 15:27 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚A゚ \ < Oh thats right... I ATE IT.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

95 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4520 08:12 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < I take showers, actually. With OLIVE OIL!
   (       ) Oh, the things you can make with olive oil...yum. It's healthy too!
   \     /
    (__)_)

96 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4520 08:48 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < I only buy the finest extra virgin olive oil.
   (       )Anything less is trash!
   \     /
    (__)_)

97 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4520 14:41 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚Д゚ \ < Buttered oil.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

98 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4520 17:21 [no]

   ∧_∧  
  ( ・∀・)oO(I wonder how many 3rd world pieces of bread could've been
  (    ) buttered, had he not consumed it?)
  | | |
  (__)_)

99 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4520 20:23 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚Д゚ \ < I'm not fat.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

100 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4520 23:39 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚Д゚ \ < I just get hungry often. And I 100get sometimes too.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

101 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 00:39 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Hmm... delicious 100GET... I must eat...
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

102 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 00:54 [no]

   ∧_∧  
  ( ・∀・)100get for the guy who weighs more than 100kg, I suppose...
  (    ) I'm not bitter!
  | | |
  (__)_)

103 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 03:22 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < You're a step closer to finding out my true weight!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚Д゚ \ < A step..I wish I could do that.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

104 This post sucks.

105 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 04:01 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚A゚ \ < I once fell over aND**** crushed a school bus filled with Boy Scouts.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

106 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 04:19 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚Д゚  \ < I wish my SJIS body was aligned properly.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

107 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 05:08 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚A゚ \ < I accidentally sat on a cow..
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

108 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 05:15 [no]

   ∧_∧  
  ( ・∀・) And figured since it was already dead, you might as well eat it too?
  (    )
  | | |
  (__)_)

109 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 05:21 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Mama told me to never waste!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

110 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 09:56 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < What's that about my waist? I'll have you know I'm just big-boned!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

111 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 18:12 [no]

   ∧_∧  
  ( ・∀・) 'big boned'... is that what they're calling it now?
  (    )
  | | |
  (__)_)

112 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 20:15 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < I hate you and want you to die.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

113 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 20:38 [no]

   ∧_∧  
  ( ・∀・) So you can eat me too?
  (    )
  | | |
  (__)_)

114 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 21:36 [no]

         ,,..,,,,
        ./ ,' 3  `ヽーっ 
        l   ⊃ ⌒_つ =3 プッ
         `'ー---‐'''''"

115 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 21:36 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Man, I sure could go for an Aramaki Scaltinof right about now
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

116 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 21:37 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Waiter, I'll have 2x Aramaki Scaltinof. Oh, and without salt!
   (       )  Aramaki Salted-off, get it?! Hahah snort
   \     /
    (__)_)

117 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 13:08 [no]

   ∧_∧  
  ( ・∀・) We're out.
  (    )
  | | |
  (__)_)

118 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 14:05 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Crap.. then give me the Yoshinoya Special!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

119 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 16:52 [no]

   ∧_∧  
  ( ・∀・) I think you need to head down to Subway.
  (    ) Don't get any chips or cookies, either.
  | | |
  (__)_)

120 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 17:43 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Subway sells things other than chips and cookies?!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

121 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 19:09 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Oh that's right! They have fountain drinks!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

122 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 20:52 [no]

   ∧_∧  
  ( ・∀・) This Subway only has Diet Coke and water.
  (    ) Sorry.
  | | |
  (__)_)

123 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 22:04 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < I go to Subway and order a foot-long meatball sub with cheese and jalapenos.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

124 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 22:39 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < When I am hungry, I am mean to people weaker than me.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

125 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 00:14 [no]

     ∧_∧
   / ゚∀゚ \ < Which is most of the time.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

126 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 01:00 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Did I ever tell you about the last
  (     ) time I was ever on a train?
   \    /
   (__ _) Since I was as wide as the hallway, I

                 accidently flipped the emergency stop lever
between fat rolls 33 and 34.

127 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 01:39 [no]

>>126
     ∧_∧
   / ゚∀゚ \ < Disregard that, it's just my body collapsing under its own weight
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

128 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 01:55 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < If I fell off the CN Tower, I'd create an impact like a meteor!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

129 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 02:09 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < I want to enjoy life and JUMP in the air.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

130 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 03:35 [no]

   ∧_∧  
  ( ・∀・) At the current rate, the only thing you'll be jumping
  (    ) into is the back on an ambulance! Or off that bridge!
  | | |
  (__)_)

131 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 03:36 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < You forgot c. into the fridge d. into a coffin! sob sob
   (       ) I'm so hunnnnnnngry!!!
   \     /
    (__)_)

132 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 03:37 [no]

       ∧_∧
  ∧__∧ (・∀・) ・・・Hey Grandpa, are these guys becoming the new 4-ch DQN meme?!
  ( ´ω`)/  ⌒i
_(__つ/ ̄ ̄ ̄/i |_
  \/___/ ヽ⊃

133 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 14:49 [no]

       ∧_∧
  ∧__∧ (・∀・)
  ( ´ω`)/  ⌒i Not if I can help it, sonny.
_(__つ/ ̄ ̄ ̄/i |_
  \/___/ ヽ⊃

SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE

134 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 20:46 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < That computer looks delish.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

135 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 20:59 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Computer chips, potato chips... it's all the same to me!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

136 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 22:37 [no]

( ´ω`)You ate my hard drives stacked full of loli!

( ´ω`) I WILL AVENGE YOU, SAKURA-CHAN!!

137 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 15:23 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Me? Eat a hard drive?
   (       ) What do you think I am?
   \     /
    (__)_)

138 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 03:38 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Oh no, they've found me out.
   (       ) The pusher robots control my brain...
   \     /
    (__)_)

139 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 05:31 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < My good cholestrol count is great!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

140 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 10:04 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Bad cholestrol isn't THAT bad...
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

141 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 15:54 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < I prefer liquidized fat over water!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

142 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 16:25 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Lard kool-aid!!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

143 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 19:40 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < I can drink 4 cases of beer!!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

144 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 19:40 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Sumo judges said I can't join.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

145 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 20:38 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚Д゚ \ < Said I was too thin.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

146 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 04:43 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < So now I'm gonna get the King of All Cosmos to help me train!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

147 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 17:48 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ train!
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

148 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 17:55 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ I need to attain the perfect jelly rolls!
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

149 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 17:56 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ Solar Jelly Rolls!
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

150 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 18:16 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ Rocket to the moon! I heard it's made of fatty cheese.
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

151 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 23:21 [no]

         ∧_∧
        /    \
      /        \  
     /     ゚∀゚    \ I've gotten so huge,
    /             \ my body is distorted!
  /                 \
 /                    \
(                        )
(                        )
(                        )
(                        )
 \                    /
   \                /
     \            /
       \        /
         \     /
          (__)_)

152 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 23:23 [no]

         ∧_∧
        /    \
      /        \  
     /     ゚Д゚    \ I don't even fit on
    /             \ the front page anymore!
  /                 \
 /                    \
(                        )
(                        )
(                        )
(                        )
 \                    /
   \                /
     \            /
       \        /
         \     /
          (__)_)

153 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 04:30 [no]

・・・He ate everything.
 ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ____
. ∧_∧        ∧_∧  / This is all
( ´・ω・)       (´・ω・ ) < we have
( つ  O       O旦と ) | left now..
と_)_) |Щ__   (__(__つ  \____

154 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 14:36 [no]

・・・
 ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ 
. ∧_∧        
( ´・ω・)       
( つ  O       O旦と )
と_)_) |Щ__   (__(__つ 

155 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 15:59 [no]

・・・
 ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄
. ∧_∧ 
( ´・ω・)

156 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 16:40 [no]

・・・

. ∧_∧ 
( ´・ω・)

157 Name: not tanassin 1993-09-4528 17:57 [no]

・・・

. ∧_∧

158 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 18:55 [no]

  ∧_∧
        /    \
      /        \  
     /     ゚∀゚    \
    /             \ My wish is to emulate Guu-sama.
  /                 \
 /                    \
(                        )
(                        )
(                        )
(                        )
 \                    /
   \                /
     \            /
       \        /
         \     /
          (__)_)

159 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 19:13 [no]

        /    \
      /        \  
     /     ゚∀゚    \
    /             \ My ears were tasty.
  /                 \
 /                    \
(                        )
(                        )
(                        )
(                        )
 \                    /
   \                /
     \            /
       \        /
         \     /
          (__)_)

160 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 00:53 [no]

__________________________________________________
(                        )
(          ゚∀゚            )
(                        )
(                        )
(                        )
(                        )
(                        )
(                        )
 \                    /
   \                /My fat gave me
     \            /so much gravitational
       \        /force, food goes directly
         \     /into my mouth. An asteriod

               (__)_)is tasty

161 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 02:42 [no]

IS FINE TOO

162 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 03:43 [no]

( ´ω`)If you get any fatter, you'll break the coding for the DQN board and crush this place into dust.

( ´ω`)If that happens, the garden is done for. I can't let you get any fatter.

163 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 04:25 [no]

_____________________________________________________
(                        )
(          ゚∀゚            )_
(                         )_
(                         )__
(                         )
(                        ( ´ω`)
(                         )
(                        )
(                        )Its too late old man!
(                        )Soon I will attain
(                        )my final form and you
(                        )will be assimilated
(                        )permanently!
(                        )
(                        )
 \                    /
   \                /
     \            /
       \        /
         \     /

           (__)_)

164 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 04:35 [no]

 
 
 
 
                  ゚∀゚
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Post way too long.

165 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 12:42 [no]

 
 
 
 
                  ゚∀゚
        I've become one with the thread!
         But...I'm still hungry.
 
 
 
 
 

166 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 13:20 [no]

                ・  . ・
             三    三
                ̄ ̄

167 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 13:20 [no]

              (・)   (・)
                  ○
                三 | 三
                __|__
                ===

168 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 13:21 [no]

            ∴∵∵∵∵∴
           ∴∵(・)∴∴(・)∵
           ∵∵ / ○\∵∵
          ∵∵∵/三 | 三|∵∵
           ∵∵∵| __|__ |∵∵ tanasinn
          ∵∵∵|  === .|∵∵
           .∴∵ \__/∴∵

169 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 13:21 [no]

 
 
 
                  ゚∀゚
               ...I'm scared!

170 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 15:30 [no]

             三   ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃
                       BU-N!

171 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 15:31 [no]

 
 
  
 
 

             三   ⊂二二二( ゚∀゚
)二⊃
                       BU-N!

172 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 16:20 [no]

 
 
 
 
 
 

                  ゚Д゚
 
 
 
 
 
                              Feed me.

173 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 20:34 [no]

 
 
 
 
                  。A。

         Woah! I'm being rolled!

                    I'm a giant katamari!

 
 
 

174 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 20:49 [no]

someone make a tshirt of >>172

175 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 22:03 [no]

>>174 Yeah tell that guy who made the previous ones. I got one and now they already are faded and ripped apart.

176 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 22:44 [no]

>>175

How'd you manage that? Mine's still in perfect condition.

177 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 03:42 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚; \ < I got so fat that food could physically not be put in my mouth for a few weeks.
   (       ) So here I am. I'm a bit hungry at the moment..
   \     /
    (__)_)

178 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 04:53 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚; \ < I just hope I don't get tanasinn'd
   (       ) before I get a decent meal...
   \     /
    (__)_)

179 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 06:20 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚; \ < Oh shi
   ( ∵∴∵∴  )
   \  ∵∴ /
    (__)_)

180 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 06:38 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚; \ < I wonder what happens if I eat tanasinn...
   ( ∵∴∵∴ )
   \  ∵∴ /
    (__)_)

181 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 06:49 [no]

     ∴_∴
   ∴∵ ゚∀゚∴ < Tastes like chicken!
   (∴∵∴∵∴)
   ∵∴∵∴∵
    (∵.)∵)

182 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 07:16 [no]

 ∧___∧
(      ´∀`)< You're growing nice and beefy, just like your old father!
(         )
|   |   |
(_____)____)

183 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 10:12 [no]

 ∧_∧_∧_∧
(      ´∀`)
(         )
|   |   |
(_____)____)

184 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 17:37 [no]

      ∧_∧
    /  ゚∀゚ \   < what
   /       \ 
  /           \
 f            ;
 |                |
 &            j
  \              /
   \        /
    \     /
     (__)_)

185 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 17:54 [no]

 ∧___∧
(      ´∀`)< That's my son!
(         )
|   |   |
(_____)____)

186 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 23:12 [no]

      ∧_∧
    /  ゚∀゚ \   < I'm FAT
   /       \   Ha ba de ha ba daa
  /           \
 f            ;
 |                |
 &            j
  \              /
   \        /
    \     /
     (__)_)

187 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 08:35 [no]

      ∧_∧
    /  ゚∀゚ \   < nacho nacho maaan
   /       \   
  /           \
 f            ;
 |                |
 &            j
  \              /
   \        /
    \     /
     (__)_)

188 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 16:04 [no]

      ∧_∧
    /  ゚∀゚ \   < To eat, or NOT to eat
   /       \   
  /           \
 f            ;
 |                |
 &            j
  \              /
   \        /
    \     /
     (__)_)

189 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 20:01 [no]

      ∧_∧
    /  ゚∀゚ \   < I want to enjoy life and EAT in the air.
   /       \   
  /           \
 f            ;
 |                |
 &            j
  \              /
   \        /
    \     /
     (__)_)

190 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 23:17 [no]

      ∧_∧
    /  ゚∀゚ \   < fatcat is faaaaaat
   /       \   
  /           \
 f            ;
 |                |
 |                |
 |                |
 |                |
 |                |
 |                |
 |                |
 |                |
 |                |
 |                |
 |                |
 |                |
 |                |
 |                |
 |                |
 |                |
 |                |
 |                |
 |                |
 |                |
 |                |
 |                |
 |                |
 |                |
 |                |
 |                |
 |                |
 |                |
 |                |
 |                |
 |                |
 &            j
  \              /
   \        /
    \     /
     (__)_)

191 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 23:32 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < ...
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

192 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4540 05:43 [no]

     ∧_∧ ♪   Nobody will ever let you know..
   /  -Д- \ < When you ask the reason why..
   (       ) They just tell you that you're on your own
   \     / ♪   And fill your head all full of lies~
    (__)_)

193 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4540 15:02 [no]

      ∧_∧
    /  ゚∀゚ \ ♪  < I'm too sexy for my shirt.
   /       \   
  /           \   ♪
 f            ;
 |                |
 &            j
  \              /
   \        /
    \     /
     (__)_)

194 Name: Mich The Weird 1993-09-4540 17:00 [no]

I guess...at least 300 pounds.

195 This post sucks.

196 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4541 03:04 [no]

      ∧_∧
    /  ゚∀゚ \   < I ate >>195. Anyway, I think I need to use the bathroom.
   /       \   
  /           \   
 f            ;
 |                |
 &            j
  \              /
   \        /
    \     /
     (__)_)

197 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4541 03:19 [no]

   人
  (__)
  (__)
 ( __ )

198 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4541 04:10 [no]

       ∧_∧
      /  ゚∀゚ \ ♪  < Yummy.
     /        \   
   /           \   
  /               \   ♪
 f                ;
 |                    |
 &                j
  \                  /
   \            /
    \         /
      \     /
       (__)_)

199 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4542 01:12 [no]

       ∧_∧
      /  ゚∀゚ \   < The person who gets owned in the
     /        \   < Insult thread will be forced
   /           \   < To wipe my fat ass.
  /               \   
 f                ;
 |                    |
 &                j
  \                  /
   \            /
    \         /
      \     /
       (__)_)

200 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 15:51 [no]

       ∧_∧
      /  ゚∀゚ \   < I finally grew big enough to 200GET!
     /        \   
   /           \   
  /               \   
 f                ;
 |                    |
 &                j
  \                  /
   \            /
    \         /
      \     /
       (__)_)

201 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 16:17 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < I like super-deformed better.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

202 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 20:26 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < I like Japan. But I don't like it either.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

203 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 00:00 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < The main problem with Japan is that
   (       )< there are not enough accomodations
   \     / < for fat people like me. However, if
    (__)_) < I say I am a wrestler, chicks dig me.
Now if only Toyota produced an equivalant to the Chevy Suburban...

204 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 08:36 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  `ハ´\ < http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1139363681/
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

205 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 01:27 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ <
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

206 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 02:27 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < I like Japan like an abusive husband!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

207 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 04:36 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚Д゚ \ 

   \     /
    (__)_)

208 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 09:56 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚Д゚ \ < Null Pointer Exception?!

   \     /
    (__)_)

209 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 09:18 [no]

 ∧____∧
(    ´∀`  )< what what what?
(         )
|   |   |
(_____)____)

210 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 09:23 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Large like REALLY FAT
   (       ) Called him the fatty
   \     /
    (__)_)

211 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 23:37 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < SHARP LIKE SHARP CHEESE
   (       )CALLED HIM THE PORKCHOPS
   \     / >>1 IS REALLY FAT!!
    (__)_)

212 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 23:51 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < I intend to be on the next ep of
   (       ) < Drawn Together. I eat Toot Braunstein.
   \     /
    (__)_)

213 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 01:37 [no]

ちんちん

214 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 01:49 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < DID SOMEBODY SAY STEAK?
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

215 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 09:35 [no]

あなたたちはweirdです。

216 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 11:59 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Makkudonarudo here I come!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

217 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 04:29 [no]

         /⌒ヽ
        /(●)(●)
        | トェェェイ/ what what what?
        | /`ニニ´  
        // | |    
       U  .U    
         / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ヽ
        /   (●)(●)
        |    トェェェイ / what what what?
        |   /`ニニニニ´  
        /  /  | |    
        UU   .U   
         / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ヽ
        /   (●)(●)
        |    .トェェェイ / what what what?
        |  ∧ `ニニ´/
        / / | | ̄ ̄    
       (__) (_)    

218 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 13:31 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < DQN is under my influence!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

219 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 17:17 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < You look kinda like a giant pork chop...
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

220 Name: FDS Doug 1993-09-4553 09:20 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < O RLY?
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

221 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4558 22:38 [no]

As viewed by a 1x10(-31) magnification lens.

222 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4558 23:10 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < The world
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

223 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 12:18 [no]

      ∧_∧
    /  ゚∀゚ \   < Oops, I think I'm having a flashback.
   /       \ 
  /           \
 f            ;
 |                |
 &            j
  \              /
   \        /
    \     /
     (__)_)

224 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 07:36

        maybe I lost too much weight

225 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 18:24

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < kawaii desu ne
   ( かわいい  )
   \     /
    (__)_)

226 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 19:20

   /\______/\  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  <     ` (oo) ´   ><I'm fatter.
  (       ー      )  \_____
  |      |      |
  (______)______)

227 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4600 04:11

   /\______/\  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  <     ` (oo) ´   ><I'll take 3 orders of the Spicy Szechuan Shrimp.
  (       ー      )  \_____
  |      |      |
  (______)______)

228 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4600 05:44

   /\______/\  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  <     ` (oo) ´   ><Porkchop Sandwiches!
  (       ー      )  \_____
  |      |      |
  (______)______)

229 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4600 11:52

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < I challenge you to a sumo-wrestling match!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

230 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4600 13:09

   /\______/\  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  <     ` (oo) ´   ><Mada mada dane.
  (       ー      )  \_____
  |      |      |
  (______)______)

231 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 23:39

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < yare yare da ze!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

232 Name: Mai Shiranui : 1993-09-4627 22:42

I have fat where I'm supposed to, and I have no fat where I shouldn't have fat.

233 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 05:26

   /\______/\  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  <     ` (oo) ´   ><*huff* huff I gotta make it to 250.
  (       ー      )  \_____
  |      |      |
  (______)______)

234 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 11:53

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < At this rate, Squeeks is going to
   (       ) beat us to 1000!
   \     /
    (__)_)

235 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 12:13

   /\______/\  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  <     ` (oo) ´   ><we're too fat to move fast
  (       ー      )  \_____
  |      |      |
  (______)______)

236 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 03:52

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < I can still beat Squeeks if I believe in myself!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

237 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 07:15

   /\______/\  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  <     ` (oo) ´   ><I AM DASH BILLIONS
  (       ー      )  \_____
  |      |      |
  (______)______)

238 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 07:23

   /\______/\  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  <     ` (oo) ´   ><Buzz-a Buzz-a Buzz...
  (       ー      )  \_____
  |      |      |
  (______)______)

239 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 09:05

   /\______/\  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  <     ` (oo) ´   ><I'm used as brick.
  (       ー      )  \_____
  |      |      |
  (______)______)

240 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 09:25

      ∧_∧
    /  ゚∀゚ \   < Maybe if I take a deep breath I can offset some of >>239's weight.
   /       \ 
  /           \
 f            ;
 |                |
 &            j
  \              /
   \        /
    \     /
     (__)_)

241 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 12:54

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < I ate a pint of Ben and Jerry's last night!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

242 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 14:12

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚A゚ \ < While silently crying inside.
   (       )I wanted to get to 1000 before Squeeks!
   \     /  That would prove that weight doesn't matter!
    (__)_)

243 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 14:28

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚A゚ \ < Our society is so shallow.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

244 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 17:33

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚A゚ \ < IF only I had money, bitches would want some of this..
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

245 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 19:54

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚A゚ \ < Uh, oh, that Ben and Jerry's is acting up
   (       )
   \     / BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPP!
    (__)_)< yuck, I just vomited a tiny bit. It sure tasted better going down.

246 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 22:08

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ <Hey! My face is fixed!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

247 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4631 03:28

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < But I can feel it slinking back already...
   (       )Maybe 250 get will help...
   \     /
    (__)_)

248 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 12:02

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Uuuugh..but 250get is too hard.
   (       )Why can't everything come to me?
   \     /
    (__)_)

249 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 12:57

>>248 ( ゚ -゚) Have you considered Buddhism?

250 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 12:59

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ <Wow. 250GET. Time to celebrate with cake and ice cream!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

251 Name: Lolmao : 1993-09-4635 00:29

  ∧_______________________________________________∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \
   (     PLZTOTSOZ!!!   )
   \   ___________________________________________/
    (__) (__)

252 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 01:30

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ <Wow. 252GET. Time to celebrate with cake and ice cream!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

253 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 04:47

⊂ニニニ( ^ω^)ニニニ⊃ブーン

254 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 08:16

⊂ニ(   ^ω^   )ニ⊃ Wide Boon

255 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 09:36

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ <Wow. 255GET. Time to celebrate with bu-n and ice cream!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

256 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 15:37

     ∧_∧
  ⊂ニ  ゚∀゚ \⊃ < boon
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

257 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 17:59

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ ⌒, < and ice cream!
   (っ     V )
   \     /
    (__)_)

258 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 18:59

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ <Hey, where did these hands come from? they most of been stuck between my fat rolls.
   (つ     つ
   \     /
    (__)_)

259 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 19:31

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Uho! Nice guy
   (       )
   \  っ  /
    (__)_)

260 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 03:37

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚A゚  \ < Can't... reach...
   (       )
   \  っ  /
    (__)_)

261 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 10:30

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Excuse me mam, could you help me out a bit?
   (       )
   \  っ  /
    (__)_)

262 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 12:01

  .'´⌒⌒ヽ. yes♪
 iシンダバカリ) 
 iリリ ゚ ヮ゚ノi
 リ⊂)氏!つ○~"
   く/_l_lゝ
   (/∪

263 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 13:42

     ∧_∧
   /  -A- \ < kimochii〜〜
   (   ω    )
   \  ‖  /
    (__)_)

264 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 13:42

     ∧_∧
   /  -A- \ < kimochii〜〜
   (   ω    )
   \  ‖  /
    (__)_)

265 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 13:12

  .'´⌒⌒ヽ. 50 Euros now, or no happy ending ♪
 iシンダバカリ) 
 iリリ ゚ ヮ゚ノi
 リ⊂)氏!つ○~"
   く/_l_lゝ
   (/∪

266 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 13:23

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < I always thought that I held
   (つ     つ my hands behind my back like Monar
   \     /
    (__)_)

267 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 14:15

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚A゚ \ < I wish my arms could
   (つ     つ make it around my back.
   \     /
    (__)_)

268 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 15:18

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ <They aren't really hands. They're actually pseudopods.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

269 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 17:25

     ∧_∧     I am the lard of my gut.
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Cholesterol is my body, and oil is my blood.
   (つ     つ  I have consumed over a thousand Twinkies.
   \     /  Unknown to exercise,
    (__)_)  Nor known to diet.
           Have withstood diarrhea to eat much junk food.
           Yet, this weight will never lose anything.
           So as I pray, unlimited fat works.

270 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4642 03:39

      ∧_∧
    /  ゚∀゚ \   < I wash myself by rolling around
   /       \  in antisceptic
  /           \
 f            ;
 |                |
 &            j
  \              /
   \        /
    \     /
     (__)_)

271 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 19:03

( `ハ´) Hello, I'm here to inspect your kitchen sink. It'll only take a moment.

272 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 02:07

     ∧_∧
   / `ハ´ \ < The inspection is complete. Thank you for your
   (       )   cooperation, citizen.
   \     /
    (__)_)

273 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 02:59

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚A゚ \ < Stop right there!!
   (つ     つ
   \     /
    (__)_)

274 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 03:08

  ∧_∧
   / `ハ´ \ < Yes?
  (      )  
   \     /
    (__)_)

275 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 03:24

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚A゚ \ < You're under arrest!
   (つ     つ Get over here and put these handcuffs on!
   \     /
    (__)_)

276 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 04:02

     ∧_∧
   / `ハ´ \ < ... ... ... I'm trying to
   (       )   run away, but it's not working.
   \     /
    (__)_)

277 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 04:10

     ∧_∧
   / `ハ´ \ < Fortunately, my hands now are too far apart
   (       )   for me to worry about handcuffs.
   \     /
    (__)_)

278 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 04:10

     ∧_∧
   /  ಠ_ಠ \ < Hey there! Nice plump guy!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

279 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 04:20

   ∧_∧
   /  ゚ ヮ゚ \ < Mittens for fatties!
   (つ     つ
   \     /
    (__)_)

280 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 09:23

    人     
   (__)    
   (__)   
  ( __ ) 
 / ・∀・\ < ...
(つ      つ
 \     /
  (__)_)

281 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 13:18

    人     
   (__)    
   (__)   
  ( __ ) 
 / ・∀・\ < My name is Squeeks, and I should stick to my own thread.
(つ      つ
 \     /
  (__)_)

282 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 16:02

    人     
   (__)    
   (__)   
  ( __ ) 
 / ・∀・\ < My name is Squeeks, and I should stick it to my own thread.
(つ      つ
 \     /
  (__)_)

283 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 16:33

    人     
   (__)    
   (__)   
  ( __ ) 
 / ・ヮ・\ < My name is Thread, and I should stick to my own squeeks.
(つ      つ
 \     /
  (__)_)

284 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 16:38

    人     
   (__)    
   (__)   
  ( __ ) 
 / ・__・\ < My name is I, and squeeks' stick should thread to own it... my.
(つ      つ
 \     /
  (__)_)

285 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 16:45

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Yeah, you can stay all you want.
   (       ) Just don't expect me to feed you.
   \     /
    (__)_)

286 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 17:37

    _
   (__)    
   (__)   
  ( __ ) 
 / ・∀・\ < That's okay, I'll eat my hat.
(  つ人つ )
 \     /
  (__)_)

287 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 17:45

    _
   (__)    
   (__)   
  ( __ ) 
 / ・∀・\ < Wait a minute... If I eat shit, will I die?
(  つ人つ )
 \     /
  (__)_)

288 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 17:46

( `ハ´) That has always been the general consensus.

289 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 01:31

    _
   (__)    
   (__)   
  ( __ ) 
 / ・∀・\ < oh... oops.
( つ(__)つ )
 \     /
  (__)_)

290 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4649 00:28

    _
   (__)    
   (__)   
  ( __ ) 
 / ・∀・\ < Ahh well. Veronica Moser did this
( つ __ つ ) < over 100 times, and she isn't dead.
 \ (  ) /
  (__)_)

( `ハ´) Hard fetish websites tend to be lacking in certain types of info. That in mind, they are more accurate than right-wing hardcores.

291 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4649 01:04

http://kei.iichan.net/emo/res/93.html

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I told you I was hardcore.
 (つ   つ    
 | | |     
 (__)_)

292 Name: My name is not Squeeks and... : 1993-09-4649 01:10

   人          _
  (__)       (__)    
  (__)      ( __ ) 
 ( __ )      ( __ ) < I just vomited on Squeeks
 ( ~~~ 人()()~~~~/  ・∀・\ 
 (つ   つ    ( つ(__)つ )
 | | |      \     /
 (__)_)  \ (  ) /
   (__)_)

293 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 21:44

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ <Come on guys, stop eating for 5 seconds and we can get 1000
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

294 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 22:18

     ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 Tits! Tits!
  ⊂彡

295 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4687 20:55

     ∧_∧
   / ´^ิ౪^ิ \ <d-DURRR
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

296 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4692 13:56

ttp://kenken.chu.jp/matutari/index.html
⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃おっおっおっ

297 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4729 17:42

        
∧_∧    
( ゚∀゚ )< Hey guys, I'm thin again!     
(    )
| | |  
(__)_)

298 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4729 17:47

299 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4729 18:54

 ∧_∧    
( ゚∀゚ )< I am Fred-chan!
(    )
| | |  
(__)_)

300 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4729 19:22

 ∧_∧    
( ゚∀゚ )< 300get!!
(    )
| | |  
(__)_)

301 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4729 20:17

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ <I'm fat again~!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

302 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4729 20:18

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < How did THAT happen?!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

303 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4729 20:56

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ <I ate nine!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

304 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4730 00:21

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ <PORK CHOPSSS!!?!!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

305 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4731 08:14

     ____∧_∧
    /  ゚ ∀゚\   < Hey does this make my butt look big?
   /       \ 
  /         \
 f          ;
 |       |     |
 &      人    j
  \    /  \   /
   \        /
    \     /
     (__)_)

306 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4731 14:54

     /⌒ヽ
   /(●)(●). <I ate durrr
   (   トェェェイ  )
   \  `ニニ´/
    (__)_)  

307 Name: sage : 1993-09-4732 04:44

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ((●)(●)) < My name is Squeeks and i'm high on meth
 ( トェェェイ)
 (つ   つ    
 | | |     
 (__)_)

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