DQN IS FOR DQN PEOPLE
IT'S HARD TO BE COOL IF YOU DONT FOLLOW these RULES
2GET
_ ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 Oppai! Oppai!
⊂彡
The first rule of DQN is that everybody talks about DQN. Constantly.
THE THIRD RULE OF DQN IS THAT NOBODY CAN COUNT ON DQN.
The fourth rule of DQN is that the second rule shall never be mentionned.
The fifth rule of DQN is that the second rule of DQN is that on DQN everybody talks about DQN. Constantly.
The sixth rule of DQN is the same as the seventh rule.
Don't ask about the seventh rule, it's forbidden by the eighth rule.
The ninth rule allows any DQN who respects the tenth rule to learn about the eighth rule.
the truthe of the tenth rule of DQN is hidden in these immortal letters:
10GET
There is no eleventh rule, and that's a rule.
But rule number 12 clearly states that the number of rules beyond 12 shall not be able to exceed the number of times OPPAI is mentioned on the board
13 Says that young members could be in trouble...
Rule 14 states that OPPAI shall be posted as often as possible.
Rule 15: all rules above are invalid.
16: rule 15 is a lie. just testing you
Rule 17: Rule 17 is a lie. Muhahahaha! Pradox!
Don't listen to Rule >>17, I'm the real Rule 17!
Rule 17: paradoxes are forbidden.
Rule 17 (for real): This is rule 17.
Rule 18: Read all rules before posting.
Rule 19: Flap your arms like a chicken.
Rule 20: Ignore Rule 19.
Rule 21: Good rules should be enforced.
Rule 22: Bad rules should be repelled.
Rule 23: There is no such things as Good and Bad.
Rule 24: This is also rule 17.
Rule 25: Newspeak only, please.
Rule 26: doublegood members unsage unyoung post at unbest time
>>24 is unsmart.
unbest -> ungoodest
doublegood -> doubleplusgood
> DQN RULES
Rule 27: Use of tripcodes are strictly forbidden. Even though anonymous posting could have been set in the config file, the administration has decided to give the chance of members posting using tripcodes. But tripcodes are forbidden. This way we can ban more people. You are banned!
Rule 28: Everything is forbidden.
Rule 29: Rule 28 is forbidden, too.
Rule 30: This thread was better when I thought the title meant "DQN rocks!"
Rule 31: Opinions are not valid rules.
Rule 32: Rule 30 is a cool automaton.
Rule 33: DQN rules!!!!
The number of lines in each post shall not exceed the number of inches of Mai Shirunai's bust.
says rule number tenth generation Nissan Skyline.
Rule 34: boupleplus goodbeest argh arf
Rule 35: OPPAI OPPAI.
Rule 35: Deleted
Rule 35: It will never end.
Rule 35: This post sucks.
Rule 35: See Rule 35.
Rule 35: there is no Rule 35.
Rule 35: See Rule 35.
Rule 36: You´re doing it wrong.
Rule 37: this rule has peacefully ended.
Rule 35: time paradox read rule 35
Rule 35: time paradox read rule 35
Rule 35: time paradox read rule 35
Rule 35: time paradox read rule 35
Rule 35: time paradox read rule 35
Post deleted by user
This post sucks
rule 18: all threads must use "xbox" tag
rule 48: this thread must be bumped for no real reason
Rule 49: posting in this board will result in a permanent ban.
oh wai...
_ ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 50GET! 50GET!
⊂彡
Rule 51: shitty AA is banned.
∧_∧ ┌────────────────────────────
◯( ´∀` )◯ < Rule 52: MODD-chan daisuki!!
\ / └────────────────────────────
_/ __ \_
(_/ \_)
lll
Rule 53: The default username is hereby 'MODD'.
Rule 53.B: Anyone posting with the username MODD will be banned for 3.14159265 hours.
━━━━━━━━
Rule No. 58: NURUPO
lol
lol
lol
Rule 59: GA!
Rule 60: Read the threads for one to two months before you post anything. This helps you to get an understanding of the culture of the group.
Rule 60b: All inactive (postless) accounts are deleted after one month.
Rule 61: ???
Note: The above should be explicitly not read as being a prohibition on (but is not limited to) criticism, vituperation, espousal of conspiracy theories, disagreement, speculation on personal habits and/or motivations, expressions of contempt, unfavorable extrapolations of past behavior in order to guess future behavior, mild cursing or any other traditional method of expressing disapproval with a person's policy positions or personality, provided of course that such behavior does not violate another of the Posting Rules.