(・∀・) Hey dudes!

( ・ω・) I'm still here.

(・∀・) Oh, hi dad!

( ・ω・) I'm not your da-

( ・ー・）Hey, Junior! Where's Grandpa?

( ・ω・) ...

(-∀-) Grandpa, he's...

(・∀・) Wait. Dad, my Grandpa is your dad. You called him Grandpa too. BAKA !!

F-F-F-F-FAIL FLAIL!

( ・ー・） I'm impressed, Junior. I called him "Grandpa" because I thought you were still mentally 5 years old.

( ・ー・） So?

(・∀・) So help me save Grandpa from the depths of hell or or leave my thread!

（・_・。）Hi... blush

(・∀・) Fiance, you're back!

（・_・。）Who're you? Where did my lover go? What have you done with my lover*??!*

(・A・) ...

（・_・。） Oh, there you are...

( ・ー・） Okay, we'll be going now. Bye, Junior.

(・Д・)

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(・Д・) Shit sux.

( ・ω・) If you're willing to listen, I may be able to help you win her heart.

(・∀・) tl;dr

(・∀・) Ah, I joke, I joke. Tell me how to attract girls, Clonepa.

(・∀・) Yeah I'm so desperate that I have to listen to advice from a non-character.

( ・ω・) Clonepa is a non-character is NOT a meme.

( ・∇・)つ( ・ω・) Don't listen to my brother, he's a bother!

( ・∇・) (・ω・ ) You! This time, we'll settle this!

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(・∀・) OOOOOOOOOIIII! This is my thread people.

( ・ω・) Sorry, I've always wanted to do that.

(・∀・) I want a girl to knead!

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( ・ω・) Do you have Solar Hands?

(・∀・) I have Solar Gauntlets.

( ・ω・) Excellent! Then come with me to play Dark Underworld, I need you to defeat this Vile Darkness bastard.

(・∀・) joins your party.
You gain 2 exp. You reach the ten billionth level of experience. You gain one (1) internets, but your inventory is full. Do you wish to leave the internets behind?

( ・ω・) I drop one (1) magic elixer and take the internets.

(・∀・) You are full of Bombs and/or Keys.

(・∀・) A blast from the past!

(・∀・) So, wait, is clonepa my dad now?

( ・ω・) I forgot my Japanese name.

(　･ิω･ิ) It's 「くらぷーあすー」

( ・ω・) You dick!

(・∀・) Good one, Dad!

( ・ω・) I think it might be 「シルバー・カートリッジ」, though.

(・∀・) I am Jr, hear me roar

(・∀・) I can't believe Grandpa is making me live in the garage. I hate that old bastard!

（　｀ハ´) Hello, Junior.

(・∀・) Woah there! Good Darkpa!

（　｀ハ´) So why aren't you living with your mom & dad?

（　｀ハ´) More importantly, why aren't you living in my basement? You could take care of my tentac-*coff*tent garden.

（　｀ハ´) Yes, I have a garden in a tent. I know it's very unusual. that's why I need someone with your unique abilities.

(・∀・) What does it pay?

（　｀ハ´) 15 Rape Dollars a month.

(・∀・) Can I buy rapeseed oil with those? It's my favourite lubricant.

（　｀ハ´) Everyone loves magical nonoha oil.

（　｀ハ´) If you do it right you won't need lube.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like lube!

（　｀ハ´) Myself, I do not, as lube tends to have a corrosive effect on Mittens.

(・∀・) HELLOS