[Christmas] Celebrations! Stuff! Inanity! [belongs-in-general-but-dqn-is-more-fun] (8)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 17:45 [no]

hey guys, where i live it is now six o'clock on the 24th
that means it's totally christmas, like now
i'm listening to louis armstrong and sipping red wine while reading timothy leary

what are you guys doing for christmas?

2 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 18:40 [no]

Masturbating furiously to Katamari Damacy h-doujin.

Or perhaps eating fattening foods and wondering how much of the stuff I asked for is actually under the tree. :)

3 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 22:10 [no]

Waiting for the 24-hour Beatles marathon to start at 995themountain.com

4 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 22:32 [no]

WAIT FOR JESUS HE'LL CERTAINLY COME

5 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 01:36 [no]

>>4
He assured the apostles that he'd be back during their lifetime.

Searches for cryogenically frozen apostles

6 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 02:37 [no]

Merry!

7 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 02:40 [no]

>>5
Wait, I thought that was the 'coming of the kingdom of God.' i.e. Jewish Apocolypticism? Aw fuck, nevermind. Happy co-opted pagan ritual everybody.

8 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 02:47 [no]

Happy foodmas!

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