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How dare you steal my art? I put alot of hard work into it and a lowlife piece of scum like you comes and steals it? You didn't do anything at all! You just put your name on it!

Oh my god! I can't believe someone just posted a really long thing in another thread! What an asshole!!!

Worst thread ever.

BEST THREAD EVER!!!!

I saw this show that I liked would be on tonight, and I spontaneously ejaculated!!!!!!!!! And then I had to change my underwear and missed the first two minutes of the show :(

Clearly the reason our business is failing is because the competitors threatened us with the double rocket punch if we didn't sign those outrageous contracts.

I fucked a million girls. This is the millionth and one.

Please listen to me, >>8. It's really related to this thread. I went to Yoshinoya a while ago. Yes, the States have Yoshinoyas. Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in. Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "$1.50 off" written on it!
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots!
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's $1.50 off, fool. It's only $1.50, SIX QUARTERS for crying out loud!
There were even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice. "Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large."
God, I couldn't bear to watch. You people, I'll give you $1.50 if you just get out of those seats! Yosinoya should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place. Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce." Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron? I wanted to ask him, "do you really want to eat it with extra sauce?" I wanted to interrogate him. I wanted to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion. That's right, extra green onion! This is the vet's way of eating! Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious! This is unbeatable!
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>8, should just stick with today's special.

OH MY GOD THERE IS A PENIS IN THIS PORN
I AM NOW BOTH BLIND AND GAY
OH THE HUMANITY

>>10
lol

I heard there's a game coming out that might be good. OH GOD SPONTANEOUS EJACULATION AGAIN goddammit

>>11 How dare you epitomize the summit of something vile as masturbation in public, you insolent, immature excuse of a human!

Dammit >>1-12 I wasted my entire life reading this fucking thread, only to be let down in the end. That's one whole life I could have been using to get drunk or jerk off, gone now thanks to you assholes.

You know what, I'm not even going to talk to you anymore. Just fuck off!

The Dow Jones Industrial Average is down 11.44 points! WE'RE ALL DOOMED! THE SKY IS FALLING!

PEAK OIL is coming

OH SHI-

HORSE and BUGGY days! ( O_O)

>>15 not funny, tis teh trut

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MODD might as well close this thread now, >>19 won it.

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>>21 banned for cursing.

>>20 is banned for telling me what to do.