ITT we insult the poster above us -- reloaded (1002)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 14:02 [no]

Well?

2 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 18:50 [no]

>>1 took long enough to make the thread

3 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 19:02 [no]

>>2 was too scared to do it himself.

4 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 19:48 [no]

>>1-3 are all idiots for thinking a new thread had to be made. The original is still perfectly adequate.

5 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 20:39 [no]

>>4 doesn't believe in legends.

6 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 20:57 [no]

>>5 was raped by santa

7 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4506 00:40 [no]

>>6

was fucked doggy style by santa anally

8 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4506 01:49 [no]

>>1-7 can't ever break out of the old style.

9 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4506 02:23 [no]

>>8

was never in the old style

10 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4506 02:43 [no]

>>9 is a newtype.

11 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4506 03:08 [no]

>>10 believes in trendy obsolete fashion.

12 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4506 03:44 [no]

>>11 has pathetically weak Kung Fu that is in the old style, and that is why his master died so easily.

13 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4506 04:10 [no]

>>12 is an ignorant upstart that ignores tradition in favor of baseless theory.

14 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4506 23:59 [no]

You idiots, there is no reason for this thread. Just use the old one! It's still there and it's as good as ever. Sheesh.

15 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 03:29 [no]

>>14 doesn't understand what autosage is, probably because he's busy fucking goats.

16 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 04:38 [no]

I understand perfectly what autosage is, but the thread is still there. Who cares if it fucking gets bumped? All that means is more idiots (who aren't familiar with the true spirit of the DQN) will fuck it up.

17 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 05:27 [no]

>>16 is a troll.

18 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 19:09 [no]

>>17 doesn't want the original thread to get to 2000.

19 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 21:15 [no]

>>18
Will keep posting until all insult threads 2000GET

20 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 05:05 [no]

>>19 has ruined it for everyone.

21 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 07:42 [no]

22 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 13:35 [no]

>>21 is praising instead of insulting.

23 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 21:31 [no]

>>22 has no sense of decorum.

24 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 02:53 [no]

>>23 is tedium.

25 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 17:36 [no]

>>24 is trying to kill this thread with boring replies. Seems like it's working too.

26 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 18:59 [no]

>>25 likes beating small dead horses.

27 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 20:42 [no]

>>26 likes wearing a horse costume and being beaten.

28 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 20:54 [no]

>>27 pretends to be a horse with all of his horse-friends on the internet.

29 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 21:32 [no]

>>28 is horsecution.

30 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 05:42 [no]

>>29 was raised by a cup of coffee

31 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 06:36 [no]

>>30

is a hillybilly hick like cletus the slack jawed yockel from the simpsons

32 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 07:55 [no]

>>31 still watches the simpsons

33 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 09:12 [no]

>>32 still watches rugrats

34 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 09:44 [no]

>>33 is a rugrat

35 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 21:29 [no]

>>34 is a sewer rat

36 Name: MODD 1993-09-4512 22:58 [no]

>>35 is banned.

37 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 23:20 [no]

>>36 is an all-around great person with no flaws whatsoever.

38 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 00:00 [no]

>>37 fails at making his sarcasm clear.

39 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 09:57 [no]

>>38 doesn't realize that sarcasm on the internet is a fucking impossibility.

40 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 12:53 [no]

Pitiful >>39 hasn't heard of Netiquette.

41 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 20:36 [no]

>>40 is Internet Legend Tim Skirvin.

42 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 23:11 [no]

>>41 is W T Snacks

43 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 00:32 [no]

>>42 is full of AIDS

44 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 02:05 [no]

>>43 seems to be implying that >>42 and >>41 are the same person.

45 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 10:40 [no]

No, >>44 just doesn't understand basic logic.

46 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 10:47 [no]

>>45 is full of AIDS too. It's contagious.

47 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 17:47 [no]

>>46 is the guy who first got it from a monkey.

48 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 18:32 [no]

>>47 is the scientist who injected the monkey.

49 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 20:18 [no]

48 is the monkey

50 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 20:50 [no]

>>49 is the pharmaceutical sponsor of the scientist.

51 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 01:21 [no]

>>50 is head of the Zaibatsu that owns pharmaceutical company, as well as several media companies which continuously pump out propaganda to cloud the true nature of AIDS. Said corporation chiefly produces pollution, emos, bad Chuck Norris jokes, and profit off the suffering of us, the citizens of the Internets.

52 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 01:29 [no]

>>51
tl;dr

53 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 01:59 [no]

>>52 is a valet of the Illuminati which runs the World Bank which funded the pharmaceutical company which hired the scientist who shot the monkey.

54 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 02:50 [no]

>>53 doesn't know why the scientist shot the monkey. Perhaps he'll die.

55 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 03:26 [no]

>>54 shoots cocaine

56 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 04:33 [no]

>>55 shot Kurt Cobain

57 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 04:36 [no]

>>56 rubbed his face in a Lion's mane

58 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 05:09 [no]

>>57 fellated Jean de la Fontaine

59 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 06:56 [no]

>>58 posted so much it caused a new thread

60 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 08:20 [no]

>>59 is a thread

61 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 08:56 [no]

>>60 is a reply

62 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 09:02 [no]

>>61 is a Captain Obvious

63 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 11:48 [no]

>>62 is wrappin' small business

64 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 14:02 [no]

>>63 only works with small packages

65 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 16:59 [no]

>>64 has a big package, but it's mostly stuffing.

66 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 22:17 [no]

>>65 had a big package, but it was damaged in-transit.

67 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 23:31 [no]

>>66 damaged the package while working for UPS.

68 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 01:21 [no]

>>67 couldn't hack it at UPS, so he works at McDonalds.

69 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 01:33 [no]

>>68
Saw >>67 spit on his burger @ McDonalds.

70 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 01:39 [no]

Logic never fails me! >>69 then proceeded to eat the delicoius burger!

71 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 03:23 [no]

>>70 has failed logic

72 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 03:25 [no]

In Soviet Russia logic fails >>71

73 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 03:38 [no]

>>72 is a communist

74 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 04:00 [no]

>>73 is a neocon

75 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 04:06 [no]

>>74 is a lolikon

76 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 05:36 [no]

>>75 is lolibait

77 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 06:09 [no]

>>76 is lolbait

78 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 06:43 [no]

>>77 is fidel castrofl

79 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 06:54 [no]

>>78 will be the first up against the wall, come the Revolution.

80 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 09:43 [no]

>>79 will be fourth

81 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 12:08 [no]

>>80 = A fucking loooser.

82 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 15:05 [no]

>>81 thinks math is hard

83 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 15:47 [no]

>>82 thinks PE is hard

84 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 16:06 [no]

>>83 gets hard in PE

85 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 16:37 [no]

>>84 is Captain Obvious

86 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 16:49 [no]

>>85 is Captain Oblivious

87 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 18:09 [no]

>>86 is Captain Obstreperous

88 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 19:52 [no]

>>87 is Captain Osteoperosis

89 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 21:46 [no]

>>88
Is Cap'n Crunch.

90 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 22:33 [no]

>>89 is a sadistic monster.

91 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 23:30 [no]

and boy, does it turn >>90 on.

92 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 05:26 [no]

it sure turns >>91 on.

93 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 06:30 [no]

>>92 has a repetition fetish

94 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 09:51 [no]

>>93 is breaking the law for annoying someone anonymously over the Internet.

95 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 13:31 [no]

>>94 doesn't care about the Constitution.

96 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 15:43 [no]

>>95 is a Red, >>95 is a Communist. You never hear a real American talk like that.

97 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 16:06 [no]

>>96 voted for Bush. Both of them.

98 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 16:41 [no]

>>97 writes BushxCheney slash.

99 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 18:42 [no]

>>98 is a frenchie.

100 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4517 19:21 [no]

>>99 is banned.

101 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 19:22 [no]

>>99 tried to 100GET, but failed miserably.

102 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 19:48 [no]

>>101
Oh, the irony.

103 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 19:50 [no]

>>101 assigns a special significance to the number 01100100 for some reason.

104 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 20:35 [no]

>>102
Dials phone numbers in binary and wonders why they don't connect.

105 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 20:42 [no]

>>104 drinks JOLT Cola, the cola of the 3L33T H4CK3R

106 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 21:36 [no]

>>105 wants to be a Briton, probably because they fuck better than his mom down there.

107 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 21:41 [no]

>>106 thinks his jokes are especially funny

108 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 22:01 [no]

>>107's jokes are shit, and he's well aware of it, but continues to post them.

109 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 04:26 [no]

>>108 is Ray Romano.

110 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 09:24 [no]

>>109 doesn't like marriage very much

111 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 10:22 [no]

>>110 wants to be a beautiful bride

112 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 12:49 [no]

>>111

is marrying Gluttony from fullmetal alchemist, and makes out with him all day long because he likes that kinda thing

113 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 14:45 [no]

>>112 has a vore fetish

114 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 15:08 [no]

>>113 likes loli guro

115 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 16:16 [no]

114 is a white, male Mana cosplayer

116 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 16:42 [no]

>>115 is greater-than-symbol-challenged

117 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 16:44 [no]

116 is << a man, so he does not deserve >> symbols.

118 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 16:52 [no]

>>117 is not capable of following convention, and is thus shunned by it's peers

119 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 18:21 [no]

>>118 is a plant and/or animal

120 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 20:45 [no]

>>119 is a tapeworm living in >>1's body.

121 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 22:50 [no]

>>120 is >>1's fin funnel.

122 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 23:56 [no]

>>121 sees dead people.

123 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 00:38 [no]

>>122 was Found On Road Dead

124 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 01:25 [no]

>>123, dead at 20

I just heard some sad news on talk radio - 4-ch poster >>123 was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the 4-ch community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to 4-ch culture. Truly an American icon.

125 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 01:32 [no]

>>124 is a pretentious asshole.

126 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 01:37 [no]

>>125 has a short attention span and gets all "tl;dr" whenever someone posts a message more than a sentence long

127 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 03:46 [no]

>>126 thinks he's 4-ch's conscience, even though he's just DQN-er.

128 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 07:46 [no]

>>127 thinks he's God's conscience, even though he's just Jesus.

129 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 15:55 [no]

>>128 thinks >>127 is Jesus even though he's just Moses.

130 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 16:06 [no]

>>129 is Friedrich Engels.

131 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 19:43 [no]

>>130 is Kurt Angle

132 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 19:51 [no]

>>131 is the Gobbledy Gooker.

133 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 20:00 [no]

>>132 is no one of note.

134 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 20:32 [no]

>>133 is YANKI

135 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 21:20 [no]

>>134 is the jappo

136 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 22:38 [no]

Fucking see see see combo breaker. i'm tired of fucking up this thread. die thread die.

137 Name: Tahrey 1993-09-4519 23:48 [no]

>>136 is Pee Wee Herman in disguise

138 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4520 00:54 [no]

Disregard that, >>137 sucks cocks.

139 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4520 06:57 [no]

>>138 is the one who recieves buttsex and oral favors from >>137

140 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4520 09:16 [no]

>>139 is bad at AA

141 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4520 09:46 [no]

>>140

thinks he is DQN but isnt

142 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4520 10:46 [no]

>>141 thinks that's a bad thing.

143 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4520 19:58 [no]

>>142 is vipper

144 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4520 20:24 [no]

see >>136

145 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 17:18 [no]

ITT >>144 is a fucking idiot.

146 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 17:41 [no]

>>145 is a fucking idiot in every thread.

147 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 17:42 [no]

>>146 is JISAKU JIEN

148 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 20:41 [no]

>>147 is the one who is the ball-licker

149 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 20:52 [no]

>>148 panics and retorts whenever he thinks he heard "ball-licker".

150 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 21:02 [no]

>>149 is the last level in Chip's Challenge

151 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 21:41 [no]

>>150 tries, but can´t get past the first level.

152 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 22:21 [no]

>>151 still has to ask his Mom for quarters.

153 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 22:47 [no]

>>152 thinks Chip's Challenge was an arcade game

154 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 00:54 [no]

>>154
Once asked why "Computer" was not a flavor of chip.

155 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 01:59 [no]

>>154 Is so dumb, he just insulted himself

156 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 02:10 [no]

>>155 wishes he thought of that first.

157 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 03:07 [no]

>>156
Can't come up with anything original so he quoted the first words he ever heard from his mother "I wish he thought of that(the condom) first."

158 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 08:45 [no]

>>157 wasn't even there.

159 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 21:30 [no]

>>158 still isn't all the way "there", if you catch my drift.

160 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 23:53 [no]

Nobody ever gets >>159's drifts, no matter how much he winks or nudges.

161 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 03:54 [no]

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162 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 04:10 [no]

>>161 relies on shitty kopipe because he can't think for himself.

163 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 04:15 [no]

>>162 is too insecure to use shitty kopipe because he feels a need to prove he can think for himself.

164 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 04:43 [no]

When >>163 hears the word 'culture,' he reaches for his gun.

165 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 04:46 [no]

>>164
Is a penis.

166 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 06:34 [no]

>>165 is a sentence fragment.

167 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 09:52 [no]

>>166 fucks sentence fragments in the ass.

168 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 13:56 [no]

>>167 is an uncouth boor.

169 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 14:08 [no]

>>168 spends his evenings writing erotic poetry.

170 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 14:55 [no]

>>169 spends his evenings writing Star Trek slashfic.

171 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 15:21 [no]

>>170 writes them in script format and hopes for it to some day be made into a movie.

172 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 15:33 [no]

>>171 derived time travel and wormhole theory just to facilitate seven of nine, deanna troy and those other bimbo's in one scene of his lousy scripts.

173 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 19:37 [no]

>>172 sucks.

174 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 19:54 [no]

>>173 sucks harder than a demuxed Electrolux.

175 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 21:30 [no]

>>174's bit of wit is unmitigated shit, stupid git.

176 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 22:15 [no]

>>175 rhymes all the time, it should be a crime, how about you STFU and deepthroat a lime!

177 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 22:25 [no]

>>176 Sucks at rhyming.

178 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 00:56 [no]

>>177 killed the joke

179 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 04:16 [no]

In Soviet Russia, the joke killed >>178!

180 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 09:53 [no]

>>179 thinks Soviet Russia jokes were funny the first thousand times he heard them, so why not another.

181 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 10:20 [no]

>>180 only thinks that in Soviet Russia.

182 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 17:28 [no]

>>181 likes New Coke.

183 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 18:27 [no]

>>182 likes cod liver oil.

184 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 20:49 [no]

>>183 is overweight

185 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 21:29 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < >>183 is overweight
   (  >>184  )
   \     /
    (__)_)

186 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 21:35 [no]

>>185 NO U

187 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 22:25 [no]

>>186 likes to point his finger at his mothers hard phallus.

188 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 22:26 [no]

>>186
is so retarded, he can't think of anything even slightly original to say.

189 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 22:28 [no]

>>187
is >>186's mother

>>188
is too slow to keep up

190 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 23:17 [no]

>>189 made this post from his hotel room at FurCon

191 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 00:25 [no]

>>190 is a small-minded anti-furry bigot.

192 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 05:14 [no]

>>191 is a furry.

193 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 06:09 [no]

>>192 attempts to supress his furry tendencies - not always successfully.

194 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 07:42 [no]

195 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 10:27 [no]

>>194 has set a new low for this thread

196 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 15:29 [no]

only to be outdone by >>195 just 2:25 later

197 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 16:24 [no]

>>196 is a pimply nerd

198 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 17:05 [no]

>>197 is a pimple on >>196's face.

199 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 17:23 [no]

>>198 is a tumour in >>197's scrotum

200 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 17:24 [no]

>>199 is gay.

201 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 18:55 [no]

>>200 is a homophobe

202 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 19:13 [no]

>>201 sucks cock.

203 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 01:06 [no]

>>202 is a component the association Gug, even though >>202 knows full well that Gug idiot is one gugin'.

204 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 07:11 [no]

>>203 is too comprehensible for DQN.

205 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 09:04 [no]

>>204 is up to his ole thesaurus.com tricks

206 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 11:23 [no]

>>205 contrived nothing of his own yet.

207 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 11:36 [no]

>>206 has no chance of advancement

208 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 15:10 [no]

>>207 has no chance to survive make your time

209 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 15:41 [no]

>>208 is so outdated, he still says "I KISS YOU!"

210 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 16:25 [no]

>>209 can stay my home.

211 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 18:20 [no]

cmboo breaekr.

212 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 01:10 [no]

>>210-211 are DQN.

213 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 05:37 [no]

>>212 is T-N-T! HE'S DYNO-MITE!

214 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 08:30 [no]

The only thing explosive about >>213 is his diarrhea.

215 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 10:21 [no]

>>214 gave >>213 his AIDS

216 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 11:01 [no]

On the other hand, >>215 received his AIDS during a one-night stand with a sperm whale.

217 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 15:16 [no]

>>216 is IAA

218 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 15:58 [no]

>>217 thinks making DQN forced registration is a bad idea.

219 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 19:38 [no]

>>218 thinks we should charge :10bux: too.

220 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 15:58 [no]

>>219 thinks that's too cheap.

221 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 18:09 [no]

>>220 paid :10bux: before he found out that it was free.

222 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 18:34 [no]

>>221 on the other hand hasn't donated.

223 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 19:02 [no]

>>222
donated to 4chan after Moot sold out

224 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 19:09 [no]

>>223 goes to 4chan

225 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 19:14 [no]

>>224 will admit to knowing what 4chan is

226 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 20:23 [no]

if >>225 knew what 4chan was, he'd love it and be a total /b/tard

227 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 20:24 [no]

>>225 donated in hopes that Gary Niger would come forth and feed him the Holy Gay Nigger Seed from a vial he keeps in a small pocket in his well-ironed suit.

228 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 21:00 [no]

>>227's brain should be donated to science.

229 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 21:59 [no]

>>228 donated his brain to science, and they gave it back.

230 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 03:25 [no]

>>229 sold his brain to science because he needed the money to buy drugs.

231 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 03:57 [no]

>>230 couldn't complete the drug transaction, though he lives in a bad village.

232 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 05:38 [no]

>>231 failed to sage

233 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 06:19 [no]

>>232 failed to not fail.

234 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 08:11 [no]

>>233's mother tried to (A)bort but (F)ailed.

235 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 09:16 [no]

>>234 saged a sager in Sageland at Sageville near Sage River with his sidekick Sagedude the Archsager of the Saging Institution

236 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 09:45 [no]

>>235 has a limited vocabulary.

237 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 14:45 [no]

>>236 posted in the "ITT we post in this thread" thread. 3 times.

238 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 15:46 [no]

>>237 is the bastard brat of a Scotch pedlar.

239 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 17:40 [no]

>>238 confuses ethnicity with alcohol, thereby proving what a retard he is.

240 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 19:16 [no]

>>239 confuses women with floor lamps when under the influence of alcohol

241 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 19:51 [no]

>>240 confuses cynicism with insight

242 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 20:23 [no]

>>241 confuses everyone.

243 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 20:43 [no]

>>242 is easily confused

244 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 21:32 [no]

>>243 secretly prefers the word 'confuzzled'

245 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 23:29 [no]

>>244 always watches out for incorrect verb forms that have snuck into the language.

246 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 00:26 [no]

>>245 watches these people from the shadows.

247 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 01:11 [no]

>>246 is the shadows.

248 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 12:58 [no]

>>247 is a nerd who thinks he's TOO GOOD for Star Trek.

249 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4531 15:54 [no]

>>248 is me.

250 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 16:29 [no]

>>249 is a tripfag

251 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 18:25 [no]

>>250 thinks rebelling against mods is new and cool

252 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 21:17 [no]

>>251 thinks that 'new and cool' is hip.

253 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 22:24 [no]

>>252 think that hip is new and cool

254 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 23:34 [no]

>>253 thinks that his new replacement hip is cool

255 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 23:54 [no]

>>254 wish to be the little mo-ga

256 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 17:26 [no]

>>255 is white but his ass is Mocca

257 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 19:41 [no]

>>256 can't spell "mocha"

258 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 21:06 [no]

>>257 goes to the local Starbucks every morning.

259 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 22:37 [no]

>>258 performs sex acts for free Starbucks coffee.

260 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 22:55 [no]

>>259

drops the soap in starbucks for fun

261 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 23:03 [no]

>>260 masturbates while reading Moby Dick.

262 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 23:22 [no]

>>261 can't read.

263 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 01:00 [no]

>>262 participated in the intellectual pogrom.

264 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 02:47 [no]

>>263 just looks up big words to feel smart.

265 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 03:34 [no]

>>264
is a curmudgeon

266 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 12:41 [no]

>>265 thinks that's a big word.

267 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 13:35 [no]

>>266 is a humuhumunukunukuapuaa.

268 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 14:51 [no]

>>267 smells of poo.

269 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 15:56 [no]

>>268 likes the smell.

270 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 17:09 [no]

>>269 likes the taste

271 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 18:33 [no]

>>270 likes the waste

272 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 19:25 [no]

>>271 eats the paste

273 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 21:12 [no]

>>272 shits in the waste

basket

274 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 21:24 [no]

>>273 really sucks at this.

275 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 21:41 [no]

>>274 is a drama queen who constantly claims to be leaving /dqn/, then comes back 30 minutes later.

276 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4535 00:19 [no]

>>275 is .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

277 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4535 01:06 [no]

>>276 just COULDN'T use the goddamn space key.

278 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4535 02:05 [no]

>>277 actually gives a damn.

279 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4535 22:45 [no]

>>278 thinks saying "damn" makes him cool.

280 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 06:37 [no]

>>279 know that nothing can make him cool.

281 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 07:34 [no]

>>282 thinks this is ITT we insult the poster below us

282 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 07:57 [no]

>>281 NO, U

283 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 08:13 [no]

>>281
can't spell NO U!!!1

284 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 11:34 [no]

>>283
fucked up big time

285 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 14:17 [no]

>>284 couldn't get it up.

286 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 14:42 [no]

           \,ヽ从从//
    -―'''`` ̄~~     r‐---- 、
     ,,,___,、、,、,、,、         ` ̄`l |       / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
              ~`//WwN゙ヽ /  |      | >>285 is made of chocolate!
                 ,.‐ 7  ノ~ `ー-,、 ∠___________
           ,. -‐┐   / ’     ’  ヽ        r―-- 、
            /  /   ,|           ,.┴-、     ヽ     \
          {  ,⊃   [| ^ヽ /⌒      [l |      と      }
            |_ __ |    { ~゙ 、_,  '''゙゙   -r′       `l_   _|
        /   /   _,...\  `ー′       ノ^ー--、    /   /
           ー <    ゝー _,、 ---一<   __ ー-
               ーr ̄^゙>-〈H/ー-、_,....-一´

287 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 14:52 [no]

>>286 is unclear on the concept

288 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 14:53 [no]

>>286 sucks at kopipe

289 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 14:53 [no]

>>287 is too tied up in concepts to understand the real world

290 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 15:04 [no]

>>289, like >>288, fails to insult the poster above him.

291 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 17:13 [no]

>>290 fails to account for relativity

292 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 19:18 [no]

>>291 fails to respect his relatives

293 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 21:15 [no]

>>292 is related to >>291

294 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 01:17 [no]

>>293 can't dance and if he can't dance he's no friend of mine.

295 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 01:37 [no]

>>294 is not being safe with the Safety Dance.

296 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 10:41 [no]

>>295 is Not Safe For Work

297 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 13:09 [no]

>>296 is an affront to kind people everywhere.

298 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 15:22 [no]

>>297 mistakes needless formality for kindness.

299 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 15:43 [no]

>>298 faps to pictures of Moot.

300 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 15:44 [no]

>>299 posted twice, just to 300GET!

301 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 15:45 [no]

>>300 insulted herself. twice.

302 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 18:20 [no]

>>301 enjoys furry porn

303 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 20:16 [no]

>>302 is furry porn.

304 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 09:55 [no]

>>303 hates freedom.

305 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 12:02 [no]

>>304 fails to understand that freedom is an absolute which cannot meaningfully be attained. For his quote, he is an inept flatfish boasting vaguely understood themes from mediocre romanticists, ie. 304 is member of the NRA

306 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 19:31 [no]

>>305 is an overeducated underachieving fagmitten

307 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 21:49 [no]

>>306 is a Japanese major.

308 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 21:58 [no]

>>307 is a damn baka

309 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 21:59 [no]

>>308 is a damn weeaboo.

310 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 23:24 [no]

>>309 is a bandwagon whore

311 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 02:03 [no]

>>310 is a whore in general.

312 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 02:08 [no]

>>310 bribed a mod to post here

313 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 02:18 [no]

>>310 is a faggot.

314 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 05:25 [no]

>>313 fails this thread miserably

315 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 05:50 [no]

>>314 brings misery to this failed thread

316 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 05:59 [no]

>>315 wrote the chorus to DQN song 3.

317 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 19:04 [no]

>>316 draws yaoi fanart of Grandpa and Junior.

318 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 19:30 [no]

>>317 jerks off to said art.

319 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 19:53 [no]

>>318 added such art to the do-not-post list on grandpachan at >>316's request.

320 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 20:17 [no]

>>319 reported >>316 to AOL for stealing pictures, as it is a crime.

321 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 22:53 [no]

>>320 is not a meme.

322 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4540 03:26 [no]

>>321 is really fucking stupid.

323 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4540 08:08 [no]

>>322 is really fucking his mother.

324 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4540 08:20 [no]

>>323 is >>322's father and brother.

325 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4540 14:20 [no]

>>324 is BOTH Mint AND Ranpha.

326 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4540 18:36 [no]

>>325 would hit it

327 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4540 18:43 [no]

>>326 got hit by it, it not being >>324

328 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4542 10:29 [no]

>>327 is halfway through his genderchange operations

329 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4542 10:52 [no]

>>328 stopped halfway through his genderchange operations six years ago.

330 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4542 11:25 [no]

>>329 is a Panda

331 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4542 11:47 [no]

>>330 Pa Pa Panda

332 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4542 12:12 [no]

>>331 is fucking stupid

333 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4542 14:25 [no]

>>332 thinks milhouse is a meme

334 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4542 15:28 [no]

>>333 got a cool number but couldn't even mention it in his worthless post

335 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4542 18:56 [no]

>>334 is clearly half-assed.

336 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4542 21:12 [no]

>>330-331 am I having deja vu?
>>335 is full assed

337 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4542 21:47 [no]

>>336 thinks he is cool for getting a joke

338 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4543 01:34 [no]

>>337
Is more TANASINN than 74.5% of the threads in The Forbidden Garden of DQN

339 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4543 01:57 [no]

>>338 is a Pan∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴

340 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4543 04:45 [no]

>>339 ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴

341 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4543 07:16 [no]

>>340 is convinced that putting tanasinn dots in a post is hilarious

342 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4543 11:09 [no]

>>341 has a point,but not a big one. He also has a point between his legs, even smaller.

343 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4543 14:03 [no]

>>342 feels secure in his homosexuality.

344 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4543 14:31 [no]

>>343
Still haven't grasped the wonders of Homosexuality

345 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4543 15:42 [no]

>>344 is a gay homosexual faggot! How gay!

346 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4543 16:00 [no]

>>345 is a straight heterosexual faggot.

347 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4543 17:45 [no]

>>346 is a complete pain in the ass.

348 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4543 22:57 [no]

>>347 is a straight homosexual faggot.

349 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4543 23:10 [no]

>>348 was never sure about his sexuality, which is why he is 27 years old and still virgin.

350 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4543 23:33 [no]

>>349 has no excuse for being a 27 year old virgin.

351 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 01:12 [no]

>>350 spends hours making up excuses about it

352 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 02:04 [no]

>>351 finds >>350's sex life fascinating.

353 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 02:30 [no]

>>352 posts about his sexual fantasies on the INTERNET because he has no sex life

354 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 02:32 [no]

>>353 has no sexual fantasies

355 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 02:35 [no]

>>354 has no sexual organs

356 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 02:38 [no]

>>355 has sex with non-sexual organs.

357 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 08:12 [no]

>>356 has sex with pipe organs

358 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 12:25 [no]

>>357 George W Bush

359 This post sucks.

360 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 12:59 [no]

>>358 is completely unable to follow a theme other than "lol BU$HITLER!1!".

(>>359 sucks.)

361 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 14:33 [no]

>>360 thinks Bush actually means all that talk about "freedom."

362 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 14:58 [no]

>>361 thinks Bush is only a rock band

363 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 14:58 [no]

>>362
Doesn't realize rock is dead.

364 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 15:03 [no]

>>363 likes Mini Moni

365 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 17:29 [no]

>>364 is Mini Moni

366 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 18:53 [no]

>>365 wanked it to Mini Moni once and still feels ashamed.

367 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 19:08 [no]

>>366 continues to wank it without regret.

368 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 19:48 [no]

>>367 owns weapons of mass destruction and has ties with Al-Qaeda

369 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 20:25 [no]

>>368 draws prophet muhammed

370 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 20:53 [no]

>>369 failed the physical for suicide bomber corps

371 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 21:31 [no]

>>370 didn't want to be a suicide bomber because Linkin Park's lyrics are unclear on that topic.

372 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 23:57 [no]

>>371
Knos trock is dead, but since >>371 is a necrophile, >>371 is happy.

373 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 01:18 [no]

>>372 likes unimaginative 4/4 "dance" music.

374 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 01:28 [no]

>>373 doesn't enjoy the music he listens to, since he's an elitist who only listen to music that makes him cool.

375 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 02:30 [no]

>>374 masturbates to american idol.

376 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 02:42 [no]

>>375 Wishes they masturbated to American Idol

377 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 03:03 [no]

>>376 is actually American

378 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 11:36 [no]

>>377 thinks that nationality says something about personality

379 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 11:42 [no]

>>378 thinks personality development is completely unaffected by the surrounding socio-cultural framework.

380 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 13:27 [no]

>>379 thinks he will sound smart by copy-pasting from Wikipedia

381 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 16:20 [no]

>>380 thinks he will enhance Wikipedia by copy-pasting to Wikipedia.

382 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 20:26 [no]

>>381 thinks wikipedia is the best thing since google internet accelerator

383 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 23:24 [no]

>>382 thinks Alexa rankings are an accurate, unbiased way to measure the popularity of websites.

384 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 00:17 [no]

>>383 loves to tell everybody that he used Firefox before it was cool

385 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 01:45 [no]

>>384 still uses Firefox even though it is no longer cool.

386 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 02:34 [no]

>>385 pretends to like using IE5 for Mac, but only does it because Safari is too slow on his old computer

387 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 03:33 [no]

>>386 like safari for its cripplingly slow speed.

388 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 06:53 [no]

>>387 is so slow, everyone thinks he's crippled

389 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 07:08 [no]

>>388 likes posting in dying threads.

390 This post sucks.

391 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 07:33 [no]

>>390 sucks

392 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 07:59 [no]

>>391 sucks

393 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 09:22 [no]

>>392 sʞɔns

394 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 09:27 [no]

sʞɔns Ɛ6Ɛ<<

395 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4548 09:29 [no]

>>393 is banned for hacking the board

396 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 09:59 [no]

397 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 10:46 [no]

Now >>396 is just being silly.

398 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 12:01 [no]

>>397 sung on all 4 'All Alone for Christmas (as usual)' songs

399 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 13:46 [no]

>>398 sings them for karaoke contests.

400 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 13:55 [no]

>>399 is not as cool as I am

401 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 14:14 [no]

Nobody even knows who >>400 is.

402 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 16:09 [no]

>>401 failed 400GET by one post

403 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 18:22 [no]

>>402 is twice as fat as >>201

404 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 18:24 [no]

>>403 isn't eating enough because he spends his entire welfare check on games and DVDs.

405 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 21:04 [no]

>>404 Not Found

406 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 21:48 [no]

>>405 Method Not Allowed

407 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 21:49 [no]

>>406 Not Acceptable

408 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 22:15 [no]

>>407 Proxy authentication required

409 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 22:15 [no]

>>408 Request Timeout

410 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 22:17 [no]

>>409 Conflict!!

411 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 22:36 [no]

>>410 Gone

412 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 23:23 [no]

>>405-411 are a bunch of nerds

413 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 23:27 [no]

>>412 is too much into the whole Net Cop thing to be any fun.

414 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 23:51 [no]

>>413 has been reported to the AOL police for trolling DQN, as it is a crime.

415 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 01:07 [no]

>>414 is actually a bot programmed to repost old 4chan catchphrases

416 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 02:01 [no]

>>415 Unsupported Media Type

417 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 04:27 [no]

>>416 is using Netscape

418 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 07:12 [no]

>>417 is using w3m

419 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 13:18 [no]

>>418 is using internet explorer

420 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 16:14 [no]

>>419 uses Windows XP with the My First Windows™ theme.

421 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 16:16 [no]

>>420 uses windows me and skins it to look like os x

422 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 17:42 [no]

>>421 still prefers Classic to OS X

423 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 17:46 [no]

>>422 never really liked macs but bought one anyway to impress his elitist fag friends.

424 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 17:54 [no]

>>423 is DQN

425 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 17:56 [no]

>>424 is so bland and unoriginal, his parents forgot about his existance once!

426 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 18:02 [no]

>>425 is >>424's parents.

427 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 18:09 [no]

>>426 is ( ´ω`)

428 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 21:03 [no]

>>427 is not a registered member of becauseitswinter.com.

429 Name: 429!QdNeeGeXho 1993-09-4549 21:21 [no]

>>428 doesn't have a tripcode

430 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 21:28 [no]

>>429 is a tripfag

431 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 21:47 [no]

>>431 can't read instructions

432 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 22:14 [no]

>>431 can't read instructions

433 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 22:53 [no]

>>434 can't read instructions

434 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 22:59 [no]

>>433 can't read instructions

435 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 23:04 [no]

>>434 can't read instructions

436 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 23:51 [no]

>>435 is a Panda

437 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 23:54 [no]

>>436 is not a panda

438 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 00:00 [no]

>>437 failed to say "Pa Pa Panda!"

439 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 00:02 [no]

>>438's time is 00:00

440 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 02:24 [no]

>>439 is a 12:00 flasher

441 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 04:58 [no]

>>440 has 5:00 shadow

442 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 05:14 [no]

>>441 is a woman.... with a 5:00 shadow o_o

443 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 05:17 [no]

>>442 thinks there are women on the Internet

444 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 07:07 [no]

>>443 likes it up the ass

445 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 15:09 [no]

I agree with >>444, though adding that there are no women in his life now, and haven't been ever.

446 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 22:39 [no]

447 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 01:37 [no]

>>446 is a rude boy from Omaha, Nebraska, sick as a porno flick but gold as precious laughter.

448 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 02:45 [no]

>>447 is full of sound and fury, and signifies nothing. I hate that fucker.

449 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 09:32 [no]

>>448 likes to fuck ichinensei girls in the loo.

450 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 10:43 [no]

>>449 thinks that was an insult

451 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 11:56 [no]

>>450 is a sad unfunny pedophile wanker bastard twit

452 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 12:35 [no]

>>451 is a joyful and amusing pedophile wanker bastard twit

453 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 12:48 [no]

>>452 is a Generic and uninteresting pedophile wanker bastard twit

454 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 13:19 [no]

>>453 is the kind of pedophile that googles "hentai" and saves every thumbnai.

455 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 13:39 [no]

>>454 owns 24TB of storage in a RAID 1 array, rents a T1 pipe, and croned 400Kb of shell scripts over 4 servers to download all the porn he can.

456 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 15:26 [no]

>>455 is a geek who knows all the technical jargon like "cron", "RAID", and "script."

457 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 16:31 [no]

>>456 isn't.

458 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 17:51 [no]

>>457 thinks he's cool because he uses loonix.

459 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 18:08 [no]

>>458 doesn't know that cool trools call it "GNAA/Lunix"

460 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 21:08 [no]

>>459 cares what "cool trools" think.

461 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 22:53 [no]

>>460 doesn't know that cool trolls no longer reproduce quoted spelling mistakes

462 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 00:32 [no]

>>461 is an uncool troll

463 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 00:41 [no]

>>462 is an uncoll trool

464 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 01:50 [no]

>>463 thinks that trolling is the ultimate form of comedy

465 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 02:08 [no]

>>464 didn't realize he was posting that in a thread entitled "ITT we insult the poster above us"

466 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 04:03 [no]

>>465 knows that trolling is the ultimate form of comedy

467 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 04:47 [no]

Merrily, >>466 trolls along.

468 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 07:11 [no]

>>467's flamboyance knows no bounds.

469 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4553 13:27 [no]

>>468 is a Panda

470 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4553 13:44 [no]

>>469 is a fucking retard.

471 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4553 13:48 [no]

>>470 failed at Panda

472 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4553 13:53 [no]

>>471 knows Panda.

473 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4553 16:24 [no]

>>472 nullpo

474 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4553 16:32 [no]

475 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 02:43 [no]

>>474 recited a stupid meme without even thinking about it.

476 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 03:19 [no]

>>475 is a Panda

477 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 03:34 [no]

>>476 Pa Pa Panda! I don't get the meme but here I am doing it anyway

478 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 07:23 [no]

>>477 fears the sexual harrassment panda!

479 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 09:28 [no]

>>478 likes to take it from horny pandas

480 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 13:12 [no]

>>479 is a Pa∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴

481 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 17:24 [no]

>>480 is not tanasinn

482 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 17:35 [no]

>>481 like to take it from horny tanasinn

483 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 19:52 [no]

>>482 thinks but doesn't feel

484 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 12:40 [no]

>>483's ass feels for him, whereas his brain thinks shit

485 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 17:35 [no]

>>484 Not Found

486 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 17:36 [no]

>>485 is a Panda

487 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 17:42 [no]

>>486 wanks while looking at a pic of Kim Jong-il. And then he cuts off Kim's head, glues it on a super model's head and wanks again.

488 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 20:33 [no]

>>487 fell in a vat of disfiguring liquid and has to wear a mask everywhere

489 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 20:36 [no]

>>488 has to wear a mask everywhere, even though he didn't fall in a vat of disfiguring liquid

490 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 20:42 [no]

>>489 wears sunglasses and pretends he was never Char Aznable while making fun of people who wear masks.

491 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 20:51 [no]

>>490 secretly admires the VIPPERS.

492 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 22:00 [no]

>>491 secretly admires the /dis/tards.

493 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 22:29 [no]

>>492 secretely admires becauseitswinter.com posters

494 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 22:33 [no]

>>495
Jappafag wap with no life outside of the internet and childrens cartoons

495 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 22:38 [no]

>>949 mixes insults with praise

496 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 22:38 [no]

>>494 is pretty fucking stupid

497 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 22:45 [no]

>>496 is from 4chan

498 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 02:18 [no]

>>497 is from idlechan

499 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 03:23 [no]

>>498 is from wakachan

500 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 03:54 [no]

>>499 didn't 500GET

501 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 03:56 [no]

>>499 is from gurochan

502 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 03:57 [no]

>>500 beat me to it, that asshole

503 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 04:36 [no]

>>502 came from VIP wwwwwwwwwwwww

504 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 05:41 [no]

''';;';';;'';;;,.,    ザッザッザ・・・
                       ''';;';'';';''';;'';;;,.,   ザッザッザ・・・
                        ;;''';;';'';';';;;'';;'';;;
                        ;;'';';';;'';;';'';';';;;'';;'';;;
                        vymyvwymyvymyvy、
                      MVvvMvyvMVvvMvyvMVvv、  VIPからきますた
                   Λ_ヘ^−^Λ_ヘ^−^Λ_ヘ^Λ_ヘ
    VIPからきますた    ヘ__Λ ヘ__Λ ヘ__Λ ヘ__Λ
             __,.ヘ /ヽ_ /ヽ__,.ヘ /ヽ__,.ヘ _,.ヘ   VIPからきますた
    /\___/ヽ   /\___ /\___/ヽ /ヽ /\__/ヽ
   /''''''   '''''':::::::\/''''''   '''/''''''   '''''':::::::\   /''''''   '''''':::::::\
  . |(●),   、(●)、.:|(●),    |(●),   、(●)、.:|、( |(●),   、(●)、.:|
  |   ,,ノ(、, )ヽ、,, .::::|   ,,ノ(、, )|   ,,ノ(、, )ヽ、,, .::::|, )|   ,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,, .::::|
.   |   `-=ニ=- ' .:::::::|   `-=ニ= |   `-=ニ=- ' .:::::::|ニ=|   `-=ニ=- ' .:::::::|
   \  `ニニ´  .:::::/\  `ニニ \  `ニニ´  .:::::/ニ´ \  `ニニ´  .:::::/
   /`ー‐--‐‐―´\ /`ー‐-  /`ー‐--‐‐―´\-‐‐ /`ー‐--‐‐―´\

505 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 07:01 [no]

>>504 is a spammer and will soon be dealt with accordingly

506 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 07:04 [no]

>>505 is deluding himself

507 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 07:35 [no]

ちょwwwwwおまwwだれだvip召喚した奴

508 Name: MODD!xCKji5FypQ 1993-09-4556 07:36 [no]

>>507 is banned

509 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 07:39 [no]

You cannot understand what is said.
ちょwwwwwおまwwだれだvip召喚した奴

510 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 10:14 [no]

i am spammer!!

511 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 10:17 [no]

>>509

chowwwwwomawwdaredavipsomethingsomethingshitawomanandfoldingchair

WTF???

512 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 10:54 [no]

動ナビからやってきました

513 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4556 11:36 [no]

>>512 is banned for being a vipfag
additionally, >>508 is banned for impersonating me

514 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 13:50 [no]

''';;';';;'';;;,.,    ザッザッザ・・・
                       ''';;';'';';''';;'';;;,.,   ザッザッザ・・・
                        ;;''';;';'';';';;;'';;'';;;
                        ;;'';';';;'';;';'';';';;;'';;'';;;
                        vymyvwymyvymyvy、
                      MVvvMvyvMVvvMvyvMVvv、  VIPからきますた
                   Λ_ヘ^−^Λ_ヘ^−^Λ_ヘ^Λ_ヘ
    VIPからきますた    ヘ__Λ ヘ__Λ ヘ__Λ ヘ__Λ
             __,.ヘ /ヽ_ /ヽ__,.ヘ /ヽ__,.ヘ _,.ヘ   VIPからきますた
    /\___/ヽ   /\___ /\___/ヽ /ヽ /\__/ヽ
   /''''''   '''''':::::::\/''''''   '''/''''''   '''''':::::::\   /''''''   '''''':::::::\
  . |(●),   、(●)、.:|(●),    |(●),   、(●)、.:|、( |(●),   、(●)、.:|
  |   ,,ノ(、, )ヽ、,, .::::|   ,,ノ(、, )|   ,,ノ(、, )ヽ、,, .::::|, )|   ,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,, .::::|
.   |   `-=ニ=- ' .:::::::|   `-=ニ= |   `-=ニ=- ' .:::::::|ニ=|   `-=ニ=- ' .:::::::|
   \  `ニニ´  .:::::/\  `ニニ \  `ニニ´  .:::::/ニ´ \  `ニニ´  .:::::/
   /`ー‐--‐‐―´\ /`ー‐-  /`ー‐--‐‐―´\-‐‐ /`ー‐--‐‐―´\

515 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 14:14 [no]

Now >>514 is being a complete dick.

516 This post sucks.

517 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 14:21 [no]

>>516 is norwegian

518 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 14:22 [no]

>>517 is talking to people inside his head.

519 This post sucks.

520 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 14:43 [no]

>>519 doesn't understand the concept of "the poster above us".

521 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 14:44 [no]

>>520 is a control freak

522 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 14:49 [no]

>>521 has no control of his life at all.

523 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 14:54 [no]

>>522 wishes he'd get laid at least by ugly people

524 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 15:15 [no]

>>516 is a bastard for being a tripfag and deleting his post

525 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 15:17 [no]

>>519 was a lazy fucking bastard, ignoring his own tripcode, and insulting >>516 out of order.

oh.. and >>524 smells like poo gas.

526 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 15:20 [no]

>>525 also knows who >>516 was

527 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 15:29 [no]

>>526 isn't very creative with the insults tonight

528 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 16:00 [no]

>>527
Tries to hide his own weaknesess by projecting them onto others.

529 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 17:20 [no]

>>524 is a fucking retard for not insulting 523

>>527 is a NEET

530 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 17:21 [no]

>>528 is so pitiful that i even forgot about him/her/it

531 This post sucks.

532 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 17:26 [no]

>>531 is a trend whore.

533 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 17:33 [no]

>>532 likes to masturbate with eels.

534 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 18:11 [no]

>>533 uses electric eels. Or at least that's what he calls them.

535 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 18:22 [no]

>>534 calls them vibrators.

536 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 18:26 [no]

>>535 calls them his only friends.

537 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 18:41 [no]

>>535 calls them "mother"

538 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 20:35 [no]

>>537 is a fuckup for ignoring >>536

539 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 20:41 [no]

>>538 is just a fuckup in general

540 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 21:09 [no]

>>537 likes to be called "Onee-san" in coitus

541 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 21:09 [no]

>>540 forgot to refresh before posting

542 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4558 02:28 [no]

>>541 is responsible for the declining quality of DQN

543 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4558 06:50 [no]

>>542 bumped it every day

544 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4558 07:03 [no]

>>543 participated in the daily bump thread

545 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4558 11:02 [no]

>>544 will bump just anything...

546 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4558 13:40 [no]

>>545 dresses up like sailor moon, to create his own niche market within prostitution. The outfit is perfect, but the bare hairy legs ruin his business.

547 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4558 13:46 [no]

>>546 is Man-Faye

548 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4558 14:24 [no]

>>547 is Wanku, an even stranger niche.

549 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4558 15:06 [no]

>>548 wanked to Ochaken and then told everyone about it.

550 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4558 17:16 [no]

>>549 tatooed 'I AM AWESOME' on his chest

551 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4558 18:49 [no]

>>550 tattooed ">>549 tatooed 'I AM AWESOME'" on his chest.

552 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4558 20:57 [no]

>>551 tattoed "RECURSION IS FUNNY BUT PEOPLE ARE TOO STUPID TO GET MY AWESOME JOKES" on his chest.

553 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4558 22:17 [no]

>>553
Tatoo'd a pile of crap to his chest because he couldn't get somebody to put the real thing there.

554 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4558 22:19 [no]

>>553 tatoo'd wwww on his chest

555 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4558 22:40 [no]

>>554 tattoo'd "555get" on his chest even though he jumped the gun.

556 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4558 22:49 [no]

>>555 opened his eyes for the next faiz.

557 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 00:19 [no]

>>556 still has his eyes closed

558 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 01:53 [no]

>>557 contributed the line "under the moon loli to issho" in that song

559 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 04:33 [no]

>>558 is a lolifapper

560 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 05:03 [no]

>>559 is loli

561 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 05:15 [no]

>>560 is an insomniac

562 Name: zack 1993-09-4559 06:02 [no]

>>561 is a legomaniac

563 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 07:12 [no]

by using a nickname, >>562 is one step away from being a tripfag

564 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4559 07:32 [no]

>>563 is banned.

565 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 11:15 [no]

>>564 is an illusion.

566 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 11:53 [no]

>>565 sucks donkeydick for replying to texts written by illusions

567 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 12:32 [no]

>>566 can't be insulting without being vulgar.

568 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 12:45 [no]

>>567 calls that an insult

569 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 13:45 [no]

>>568 is a Panda

570 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 14:54 [no]

>>569 is a Panda but only when doused in cold water

571 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 16:56 [no]

>>570 watches inuyasha every night and kisses the tv when inuyasha appears onscreen

572 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 17:16 [no]

>>571 imitates the exclamations of some girl being gently taken by 'oniisan, please be gentle with me....haaaa!' records them and faps to them

573 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 17:56 [no]

>>572 is a furry

574 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 18:42 [no]

>>573 fursectued me, I will write to his ISP to have his Internet revoked

575 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 19:49 [no]

>>574 gets kicks when yelling at 5-year-olds for nothing.

576 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 21:25 [no]

>>575 kicks 5-year-olds for nothing.

577 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 21:37 [no]

>>576 is a 5 year old.

578 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 22:12 [no]

>>577 is an aborted fetus

579 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 22:17 [no]

>>578's mother attempted to abort him and failed

580 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 22:24 [no]

>>579's mother and father tried to abort him but failed

581 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 22:33 [no]

>>580 's parents would have aborted him if they'd known he was going to grow up to be a furry who kicks five year olds when he thinks they've fursecuted him

582 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 01:21 [no]

>>581 was raped by furries when he was five

583 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 01:35 [no]

>>582 is !YsP554yc3s

584 Name: Timothy Chen!Z3BWgPzzuc 1993-09-4560 02:12 [no]

>>583 is a kotepho who thinks there's anything wrong with having an identity.

585 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 02:29 [no]

>>584 is a dirty tripfag

586 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 03:28 [no]

>>585 is a tripcoder rapist

587 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 03:34 [no]

>>586 couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag.

588 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 03:49 [no]

>>587 couldn't rape his way into a vagina the size of a hallway.

589 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 04:14 [no]

>>588 couldn't pound his way into a cake.

590 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 05:22 [no]

>>589 got severely burned when trying to pound an pie

591 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 06:44 [no]

>>590 likes corm

592 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 07:12 [no]

>>591 likes corn in orfices made for the sole purpose of removing eaten corn

593 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 07:34 [no]

>>592 likes corn flakes in his nose.

594 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 10:51 [no]

>>593 rather uses pedigree pal for that practice

595 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 11:05 [no]

>>594 makes jokes no one understands

596 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 11:45 [no]

>>595 understood the "I like corn" joke, and is probably a sick individual

597 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 11:49 [no]

>>596
Nigger

598 This post sucks.

599 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 12:03 [no]

>>598 should learn some verbs

600 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 12:07 [no]

>>599 got a degree in English so he could insult people over the internet

601 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 12:15 [no]

>>600
loser jappafag wap

602 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 12:27 [no]

>>601 doesn't know how to speak English

603 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 12:37 [no]

>>602
Fuck moron total

604 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 12:40 [no]

>>602 thinks the problems of >>601 stop at only that.

605 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 13:51 [no]

606 This post sucks.

607 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 17:18 [no]

>>606 sucks.

608 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 17:36 [no]

>>607 is Captain Obvious

609 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 17:53 [no]

>>608 is Not in Employment, Education or Training

610 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 19:40 [no]

>>609 can only dream of becoming NEET, the cream of society

611 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 19:48 [no]

IANAL, TINLA, but what >>609 is doing is illegal and it needs to stop. Right now.

612 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 20:42 [no]

You fucked up this thread :(

613 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 20:45 [no]

>>612's mother was a hamster and >>612's father smelled of elderberries!

614 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 22:10 [no]

Actually it was cloudberries...

615 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 22:46 [no]

>>614 can't even begin to understand the way of the DQN.

616 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 22:47 [no]

>>614 is utterly hopeless at doing what he's told.

617 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 23:29 [no]

>>616, too.

618 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 01:03 [no]

619 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 03:51 [no]

>>618 is from /b/

620 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 04:10 [no]

>>619 is from ebaum's world

621 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 05:04 [no]

>>620 is from the internet

622 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 09:53 [no]

>>621 is from vagina

623 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 10:33 [no]

>>622 is Captain Obvious again

624 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 12:04 [no]

>>623 needs to stop being redundant and think of new insults

625 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 12:10 [no]

>>624 is a Panda

626 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 12:27 [no]

>>625 drives a Fiat Panda

627 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 12:52 [no]

>>626 Drives a bycicle

628 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 12:53 [no]

>>627 Couldn't spell to save his life

629 This post sucks.

630 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 13:01 [no]

>>628 is french.

631 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 13:13 [no]

>>630 sucks more than >>629

632 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 13:39 [no]

633 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 16:47 [no]

>>632 needs a dose of fresh air and a knife in the throat

634 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 17:20 [no]

>>633 needs to quit being redundant and stop using unnecessary and uncalled-for repetition

635 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 17:22 [no]

>>634 works for paypal

636 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 18:07 [no]

>>635 founded PayPal

637 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 18:32 [no]

>>636 admires PayPal

638 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 20:29 [no]

>>637 would die for PayPal

639 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 20:46 [no]

>>638 used PayPal

640 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 23:29 [no]

>>639 still uses paypal.
oh, and $540

641 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 01:30 [no]

> >>639 still uses paypal.

>>640 is really mean here.

642 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 01:44 [no]

>>640 made a $540 joke in the wrong post number

643 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 02:27 [no]

>>642 is one of the programmers who helped design Sony's XDCP rootkit

644 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 04:18 [no]

>>643 writes press releases for Infinium Labs

645 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 05:06 [no]

>>644 Smells like poo

646 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 07:25 [no]

>>645 pre-ordered a Phantom

647 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 09:45 [no]

>>646 pre-ordered Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

648 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 11:54 [no]

>>647 didn't know that Snape kills Dumbledore

649 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 12:14 [no]

>>648 pre-ordered Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

650 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 00:49 [no]

>>649 Still playing Diablo 2

651 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 05:58 [no]

>>650 is still playing Zork

652 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 06:15 [no]

>>651 is a jisaku jien in the dark of night

what what what

653 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 07:07 [no]

>>652 always sings DQN song #2 at karaoke

654 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 14:00 [no]

>>653 prefers DQN song #8 to #2!

655 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 14:44 [no]

>>654 fills me with inertia.

656 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 15:00 [no]

>>655 is filled with AIDS.

657 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 15:06 [no]

>>656 is just so full of himself

658 This post sucks.

659 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 15:24 [no]

>>658 fucked up

660 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 15:57 [no]

>>659 was banned from 4chan for posting with moot's tripcode. And he didn't know it was moot's tripcode.

661 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 16:00 [no]

>>660 subscribes to a magazine about the private life of popular tripfags

662 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 16:02 [no]

>>661 writes for it.

663 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 16:04 [no]

>>662's picture was on the cover last month

664 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 16:13 [no]

>>663 sleeps with last month's cover under his pillow.

665 This post sucks.

666 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 16:28 [no]

>>665 was deleted by MODD!5JrU4QOlH6

667 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 16:33 [no]

>>666 is MODD!5JrU4QOlH6, as evidenced by the fact he is >>666

668 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 17:15 [no]

669 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4563 17:36 [no]

>>668 the ban, by the link of the writing of >>667.

670 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 22:10 [no]

>Sorry. You need to Join WritersNet and activate your account to post a message.

It's quick, easy and free. All we need is a valid email address and the name you wish to use here .

671 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 23:50 [no]

>>670
Is gay

672 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4564 04:00 [no]

>>671 is straight, but only with ruminants.

673 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4564 04:01 [no]

>>672 has hair between his toes!

674 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4564 05:20 [no]

>>673 is a hobbit

675 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4564 09:04 [no]

>>674 ho ho hobbit!

676 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4564 11:16 [no]

>>675 is like Santa Claus except he gives children AIDS instead of presents.

677 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4565 08:11

>>676 Still believes in Santa ....lame

678 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4565 08:24

>>677 still believes in Satan ....lame

679 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4565 08:29

>>678
Is a wap

680 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4565 15:23

>>679 is a wanker.

681 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4565 16:19

>>680 is British.

682 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4566 13:26

>>681 failed to inspire ANYONE to post in this thread.

683 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4566 13:40

>>682 had nothing better to do but post anyway

684 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4566 23:52

>>681

is american

685 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4567 00:58

>>684 is DQN.

686 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4567 01:26

>>685 is VIPPER

687 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4567 02:45

>>686 is the product of a DQN and VIPPER

688 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4567 03:02

>>687 carries out horrible experiments on hobos and tortures little kitties

689 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4567 12:20

>>688 is a hobo kitten.

690 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4567 15:19

>>689 why the fuck is my text blinking

691 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4567 15:35

>>690 made the text blinking, that asshole

692 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4567 15:37

>>691 doesn't know who made the text blinking.

693 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4567 15:40

>>692 thinks the text is blinking, but in reality he's just drunk.

694 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4567 16:48

>>693 never gets invited to parties.

695 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4567 17:24

>>694 puts his dick in the mashed potatos, but still gets invited to parties

696 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4567 18:04

>>695 invites >>694 to other people's parties.

697 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4567 19:32

>>696 allways displays his best party trick, which is naming all the flavours of Jelly Bellies in reverse alphabetical order at the top of his lungs.

698 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 13:49

>>697 thinks it's hilarious.

699 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 14:50

>>698 hates seeing other people having a good time.

700 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 15:00

>>700 is just frustrated he didn't 700GET

701 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 15:08

>>700 uses same old jokes... same old.

702 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 18:14

>>701 is just frustrated he didn't 700GET

703 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 18:22

>>702 is estimating the time until 1000 comes up so he can be in front of his computer hitting the refresh button on his browser.

704 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 19:16

>>698 thought>>703 assbasing on >>702 was funny

705 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 19:48

>>704 Likes to go into children cancer centers and shine the heads of bald little boys!

706 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 20:06

http://www.drawball.com/

South Korean was drawing South Korean national flag on this site!
Lets change this fucking picture into Pepsi logo!
I want you to cooperate in 4ch!

http://www.vipper.net/vip17845.jpg (Situation a little while ago
)
http://www.vipper.org/vip208109.jpg (The final purpose)

707 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 20:15

>>706 is racist against pepsi.

708 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 21:29

>>707 is a slacker, and needs to help out with this effort!

709 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 21:31

Let's just forget about those two morons above

710 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 21:42

>>709 forgot that anonymous never forgives or forgets

711 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 22:39

>>710 forgave once. She drained his wallet and his soul. Never again.

712 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 00:02

>>711 drained my wallet and my soul.

713 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 00:30

>>712 Has a particularly leaky soul

714 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 00:50

>>713 sold his soul on eBay

715 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 02:20

>>714 sniped it at the three seconds, then ate it with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

716 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 03:39

>>715 doesn't know that liver, fava beans, and wine all contain a substance called tyramine, which can kill you if you're talking a certain class of antidepressant drugs.

717 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 04:40

This knowlege is very important to >>716, though, as he is on many antidepressants.

718 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 05:01

>>717 is depressing

719 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 09:20

>>718 is depressing and obvious to the fact

720 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 10:31

>>719 can't tell the difference between "obvious" and "oblivious"

721 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 10:40

>>720 can't pronounce "obvious" correctly

722 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 12:56

>>721 has his mother's red lipstick between his asscheeks.

723 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 14:09

>>722 knows that because he was devastated to find traces of someone elses lips than his there.

724 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 18:22

>>723 is on MAO inhibiters.

725 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 21:51

>>724 is a big fan of the Beloved Chairman!

726 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 22:27

>>725 Has an autographed copy of the Little Red Book.

727 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 22:33

>>726 forged Mao's autrograph on his copy of the Little Red Book

728 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 22:55

>>727 had Mao autograph his Yellow Pages!

729 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 01:09

>>728 thinks that a joke about "yellow" and "asians" is witty

730 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 09:47

>>729 is wapanese, thinking he's an asian born in a non-asian body.

731 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 09:56

>>730 is a wannabe /b/tard weeaboo

732 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 10:15

>>731 Thinks that /b/ catchphrases are funny outside of /b/.

733 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 10:17

>>732 Thinks that he is funny outside of /b/.

734 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 10:58

>>733 thinks /b/ is funny in general

735 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 12:09

>>734 is delayclose.jpg

736 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 13:38

>>735 spends hours studying the hilarious internet trends to stay up to date with /b/ memes

737 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 15:39

>>736 doesn't know that his photo ended up to be insane.jpg

738 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 15:45

>>737 jerked to it none the less

739 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 15:52

>>738 jerked to delayclose.jpg

740 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 16:52

>>739's girlfriend.jpg is full of artifacts

741 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 17:52

>>740's girlfriend.jpg is a pic of his mom

742 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 18:08

>>741's girlfriend.jpg is actually a renamed .bmp

743 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 18:11

>>742 doesn't know how to rename files

744 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 18:18

>>743 is 1141660744500.jpg

745 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 18:24

>>744 is 1141660744500.bmp

746 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 18:46

>>745 is 1141660744500.png

747 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 20:52

Those last three schmucks are all in the picture. Let's rip it up and their 2dimensional asses with it

748 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 20:57

>>747 fails for not using the >>744-746

749 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 23:26

   Λ_Λ ドルルルルルルルルルル.!!!!! ∴*.∵;".∴|;".
   (  ゚∀゚ )___。  \从/  _ _ _*;:*;ビシュ!!∧_− __ −
  ミ(  つ【〔ロ=:(∈(二(@ >‐― ‐ ∴¨O:∴ −\ヽケヒャーヒャヒャヒャヒャ
   Λ_Λ  ̄゛  /W'ヽ  -   ̄ ;\~~ビシュ∴|.;'':∵∴ヒャヒャヒャヒャヒャ!!!
   (  ゚∀゚ )___。  \从/  _ _  ゝ;   ∧∧*;_−あひィィィィィーーーーッ助けてェェェーーーーーーーッ!!!
  ミ(  つ【〔ロ=:(∈(二(@ >‐― ‐ _  ̄(;゚Д゚)   ゚∴;ビシシシュッ!!:∀
   Λ_Λ  ̄゛  /W'ヽ  -   ̄  \/つ>>748o ̄ζ ;:;'*':∵アーヒャヒャヒャヒャヒャ
   (  ゚∀゚ )___。  \从/   _ _  ;:;(__-、ノ''o∴*.∵ζ;".∴ -   ;'':∵
  ミ(  つ【〔ロ=:(∈(二(@ > ‐― ‐ _.ノノU*.;'*〆ビシュシュシュシュッ!!!-  ヾ- ゚)
   人 ヽノ  ̄゛   ̄−─   ∪   ̄- - ̄- ̄  ̄.∵ζ;"*.  ̄
  (__(__) .                      _    ;:;'*' ∴*;::;:

750 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 00:09

>>749 makes unbelievably ugly kopipe

751 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 00:27

>>750 is 1141660744500.txt

752 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 02:58

>>751 was anally raped by one of >>749's guns.

753 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 06:33

>>752 is panda.png

754 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 10:50

>>753 is so ill equiped, he needs a strap-on to get some reaction from that faking, cheap illegal hooker he picks up whenever he's saved enough dimes.

755 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 13:55

>>754 is a Hotmail client

756 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 14:44

>>755 is a nerd who's too timid to appreciate lewd jokess.

757 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 17:13

>>1-756

SAME PERSON

758 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 18:00

>>757-757
Different people.

759 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 18:07

>>758 just HAD to post at 18:00 sharp, stupid bastard

760 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 18:34

>>759 isn't worthy to kiss >>758's left tit.

761 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 20:16

>>760 earned that right through many hardships.

762 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 21:38

>>761 was defeated by >>760

763 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 22:02

>>762 badly wants to kiss >>758´s left tit.

764 Name: !DEEPjKeito : 1993-09-4571 22:04

>>7
nice tripcode.

765 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 22:57

>>764 has an unhealthy obsession with tripcodes and usernames.

766 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 06:35

>>765 is Captain Obvious

767 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 10:55

>>766 thinks the other side of the moon is vagina shaped

768 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 10:55

>>766 is Captain Obvious' left tit

769 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 13:45

>>768 has been demoted to Corporal Obvious

770 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 14:18

>>769's only meaning in life is to rape mittens. And occasionally kittens.

771 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 14:25

>>770 is a sock puppet, which is nothing more than a thumbless mitten.

772 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 16:15

>>771 is ( ゚ ヮ゚)

773 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 17:04

>>772 has a favourie teletubby

774 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 17:25

>>773 is Elmer Fudd

775 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 18:48

>>774 put it in his pooper

776 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 20:10

>>775 tried for days to put it in his own pooper

777 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 20:31

>>776 offered to help

778 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 20:42

>>777 offered to videotape it and put it on his fetish porn website

779 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 21:01

>>778 responded with "ZOMG TORRENT"

780 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 21:01

>>778 made a movie of it using still pictures taken by a hidden camera and put it on his personal website without asking for permission

781 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 21:02

>>780 never waits his turn.

782 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 21:04

>>781 waited in line up to 31 hours to see some of the Star Wars movies

783 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 21:07

>>782 Is still trying to sell copies of Ep III he recorded in the theatre with his thumb over the camcorder lense!

784 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 00:33

>>782 had to put his finger on the lens in order not to record that sickening dandruff-shedding nerd in his tight XXXL "Yoda you too luvs" shirt, who was sitting in front of him. That was >>783 by the way.

785 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 00:35

>>784 went with >>783.

786 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 04:49

>>785 frequently dresses as Padme and sucks off >>784 who dresses as Anakin and >>783 who dresses as yoda!

787 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 09:10

>>786 actually bought >>782's video

788 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 11:26

>>787 tried to emulate yoda's success, and actually became a green furry pygmee suffering from severe speaking disorder. Then he found out that yoda is actually just popular with guys.

789 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 14:51

>>787 is popular with >>788.

790 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 14:53

>>789 is addicted to pointless gossip

791 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 14:55

>>790 is a bluenose.

792 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 15:01

>>791 plays the reindeer on Christmases.

793 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 16:46

>>792

is Shinn Asuka

794 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 17:49

>>793 has big brown eyes and a nose to match

795 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 03:06

>>794 has monobrows

796 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 05:25

>>795 had two eyebrows before plucking the upper one out

797 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 10:07

>>796 is a heartless bastard who hates mittens

798 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 10:13

>>797
loves mittens, dedicated a religion and his whole life to the mittens.
But noone but>>797 loved mittens. What a waste.

799 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 12:35

>>798 talks too much.

800 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 13:26

>>799 didn't 800get, and also can't keep his fucking mouth shut.

801 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 00:47

>>800 cares about get-ing.

802 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 03:30

>>801 doesn't get any

803 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 04:02

>>802 is wasting posts with his useless nonsense and we've got less than 200 of them left! orz

804 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 05:40

>>803 is a perfect example of why this thread is unredeemably shitty.

805 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 08:45

>>804 makes coreans look witty

806 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 09:16

>>804 should give >>805 apology juice-nida

807 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 10:22

At least we know >>806 never made any sense anyway

808 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 12:08

>>807 is a Panda

809 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 12:50

>>808's mother was a panda

810 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 15:39

>>809 gets laid even less than a captive panda

811 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 16:35

>>810 was the captive panda

812 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 16:54

>>811 was laid by the captive panda several times

813 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 17:53

>>812 finds anal rape funny!

814 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 18:34

>>813 is unable to appreciate the humour in brutal sodomy

815 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 08:59

>>814 has an unhealthy fascination with brutal sodomy

816 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 12:53

>>815 tries to emulate densha otoko

817 Name: 電車男 : 1993-09-4576 12:58

>>816 is Densha Otoko

818 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 15:17

>>817 bought a second crappy guitar from the same girl who tricked him the first time round.

819 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 16:50

>>818 thinks that the Top Gun theme is totally profound guitar work

820 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 10:56

>>819 is so bland it is virtually impossible to insult him

821 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 12:41

>>820 is handsome enough, but is so mind-bogglingly dull that he fades from your awareness the moment he starts talking.

822 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 13:12

>>821 is the same, except for being handsome.

823 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 20:13

>>821 is so forgettable people often act as if he didn't exist.

824 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 22:45

>>822 doesn't exist.

825 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 23:06

>>824 does exist, much to everyone's dismay.

826 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 00:15

>>823 and >>825 not only exist, but spend every waking moment doing their damndest to attract attention to themselves.

827 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 00:54

>>826 posts as a girl on gaia for attention

828 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 01:17

>>827 Calls himself "Jemmy" on #bifemsex

829 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 01:20

>>828 Calls himself "Babe" on #pigsex

830 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 03:59

>>829 goes by "NihiLOLanthic" on #iichan

831 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:32

>>830 hello, lain

832 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:34

>>831 is NihiLOLanthic

833 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:35

>>832
Is NihiLOLanthic

834 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:40

>>833 NO U

835 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:42

>>840
May exist in the future

836 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:45

>>835
Likes cocks in his nose.

837 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:46

>>836 likes it in the ear

838 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:57

>>837
Likes Lain in the ear.

839 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 06:00

>>838 likes feeling superior because he can name-drop all the tripfags

840 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 06:00

>>838 is a panda.

841 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 06:00

vip kara kimasuta

842 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 07:19

>>839 and >>840 play with each other

843 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 12:52

>>841 came from VIP.

844 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 14:20

>>842 and >>843 are total gaywads

845 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 16:33

>>844 came before his mother did

846 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 16:50

>>845 was his own grandfather

847 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 21:31

>>846 invented a dimensional displacement field just in order to perform the peculiar act of personally sodomizing himself

848 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 21:32

>>847 is the fag who brought the original back.

849 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 21:44

>>848 needs to be arrested for cp

850 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 21:55

>>849 needs to pull his thumb out of his ass.

851 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 00:52

>>850 wants to lick it.

852 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 12:20

>>851 is shunned by all his formers friends because he's too disgusting to have around.

853 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 14:07

>>852 has an era fixation.

854 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 20:38

>>853 chundered all over Darkpa's 50GET.

855 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 20:51

>>854 spread lies about >>853 because he was refused cybersex.

856 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 21:57

>>855 suffers from premature baldness too.

857 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 22:01

DAILY SAGE

858 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 22:06

>>857
Didn't have the guts to age.

859 Name: Fabian K. Brocken : 1993-09-4579 22:15

>>858 didn't have the guts to use his real name.

860 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 22:43

>>859's real name is Poobag McButterhole

861 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 22:49

>>860 has no name.

862 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 22:50

>>861 is so bereft of imagination that he couldn't come up with a better name than Poobag McButterhole.

863 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 23:19

>>862 thinks Poobag McButterhole is funny

864 Name: Poobag McButterhole : 1993-09-4579 23:39

>>863 has no sense of humor

865 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 05:14

>>864 has no sense of propriety

866 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 05:37

>>865 doesn't respect his elders

867 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 09:23

DAILY SAGE

868 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 13:04

>>867 is a dangerous subversive!

869 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 03:29

>>868 is a harmless wannabe subversive

870 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 04:54

>>869 is fehj

871 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 05:25

DAILY SAGE

872 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 09:52

871 is a freak we can just ignore
>>870 pretends to speak arabic

873 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 10:20

>>872 shut himself in the basement in fear of terrorists

874 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 10:52

>>873 Likes to wrap a towel around his head and insist every1 call him "omar de la cheik, head of al-quaeda"

875 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 11:12

>>874 makes everyone call him "nigga".

876 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 12:27

>>875 is a white supremacist

877 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 12:57

>>876 is a tree-hugging hippy

878 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 13:12

>>877 likes horse cock in the butt

879 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 13:33

>>878 found Ebichu sexually arousing

880 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 14:01

>>879 keeps shouting "ARMAGEDDON!"

881 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 15:24

>>880 keeps shouting "ISHTAR!!!"

882 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 15:40

DAILY SAGE

883 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 16:01

>>882 is too dumb to play along

884 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 19:33

>>883 is too dumb to play ashort

885 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 19:45

>>884 lost his virginity to a couch

886 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 20:19

>>885 ripped off another THREAD

887 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 15:04

>>886 bought a fleshlight and then didn't know which end to use.

888 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 15:59

>>887 is a professional fleshlightsabre warrior

889 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 20:36

DAILY SAGE

890 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 00:27

>>889
Thinks he is making the world a better place, when in fact he is part of the problem.

891 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 01:18

>>890 is 3 parts problem 1 part fat.

892 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 01:45

>>891 is a Panda

893 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 13:15

>>892 is old and tired.

894 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 14:12

>>893 Sails on rafts of the dead.

895 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 16:06

DAILY SAGE

896 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 20:03

895 is a freak we can just ignore
>>894 tried to sail on a raft of the dead, but it sank

897 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 00:15

>>896 is a girl.

898 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 02:01

>>897 thinks there are girls on the internet.

899 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 05:39

900 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 05:42

>>899 isn't cool enough to 900GET

901 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 13:26

>>900's mind is too simple to get pleasure from anything more intellectually advanced than a lousy "900GET".

902 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 13:39

>>901 is a genius panda.

903 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 14:27

>>902 is a Sexual Abuse Panda.

904 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 14:29

>>903 dreams to have sex in a panda fursuit.

905 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 15:45

>>904 had sex in a panda fursuit. Now he and that other moron can't find the zipper to get out

906 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 16:10

>>905 was the other moron

907 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 16:44

>>906 is bitter because they didn't let him join them.

908 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 17:02

>>906 was the girl who wore a dildo with a camera inside

909 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 18:33

>>908 is a cockrub warrior.

910 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 20:28

dAiLy SaGE

911 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 20:48

>>910 saged.

912 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 22:53

>>911 wouldn't lift a finger to help someone in distress.

913 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 23:59

>>912 would kick the guy who is down - twice!

914 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 00:46

>>913 wouldn't have the courtesy to give >>906 a reacharound.

915 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 06:41

>>914 on the other hand, did extend that courtesy.

916 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 08:15

>>915 would like to experience >>914's courtesy for himself.

917 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 09:26

>>916 is a kisama-tachi

918 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 09:49

>>917 likes to spout Japanese phrases he doesn't even understand

919 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 11:16

>>918 thinks there is culture in Japan, when actually he is talking about the symptoms of severe hereditary personality disorders in about 120mln island-dwellers.

920 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 12:09

>>919 thought this was the "ITT we insult Japan" thread

921 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 21:04

>>920 would call truth insult. And his dick is Japanese sized

922 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 21:17

>>921 is an eunuch.

923 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 23:33

>>922 still doesn't understand how the indefinite article works.

924 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 06:45

DAILY SAGE

925 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 07:03

>>925 fails for saging like a /b/tard

926 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 08:58

>>925 doesn't know the right prepositions (at...), therefore id a /b/tard

927 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 12:01

>>926 totally failed at that post in many ways

928 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 16:51

DAILY SAGE

929 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 17:33

>>928 thinks that his idiotic DAILY SAGE crusade is really having an effect on the thread

930 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 17:49

>>929 brought the downfall of his own prediction! Such a shame, in one so young.

931 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 18:02

>>930 hasn't done laundry in over four months

932 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 18:24

>>931 wouldn't even have a brain if he didn't happen to find his cat's litter box this morning.

933 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 18:35

>>932 is really >>932, just FYI

934 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 20:43

HOURLY SAGE

935 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 22:00

SAGE THAT HAPPENS EVERY THREE-AND-A-HALF MINUTES OR THEREABOUTS

936 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 22:39

>>935 believes sage to be an insult.

937 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 23:17

>>936 believes he isn't gonna be called a fucking asshole for stating the truth. How stupid!

938 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 00:26

>>937 is fucking an asshole

939 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 00:46

>>938 is witty and original

940 Name: sage : 1993-09-4588 02:14

941 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 02:51

>>940 was sold invisible ink

942 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 03:09

>>941 Couldn't sell desert-dwellers bottled water.

943 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 05:17

>>942 tried to store water in cheesecloth.

944 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 05:45

DAILY SAGE

945 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 12:55

>>944 is a retarded dwarf armed with a roll of toilet paper, trying desperately to keep the future from happening.

946 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 12:59

>>945 didn't realize he was describing wahabbist terrorists instead of the daily sage idiot.

947 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 14:01

>>944 and >>945 both failed to ignore the sage idiot

948 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 16:42

>>947 tried to have sex once, but he got tired of digging into the grave.

949 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 17:29

>>949 Is a eunich

950 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 17:32

>>950 got 950GET

951 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 18:01

952 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 18:42

>>951 is a retard that cannot figure out this thread

953 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 19:03

>>952 is sexually attracted to retards

954 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 21:51

>>953 made that new thread before >>1000

955 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 01:09

DAILY SAGE

956 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 08:41

>>954 makes jokes people don't understand

957 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 09:48

>>956 didn't see that new thread. What an idiot!

958 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 12:57

>>957 ends every single joke he makes with "What an idiot!"

959 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 14:07

>>958 ends every single joke he makes with a quote.

960 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 14:18

>>959 ends every single joke he makes with a period!

961 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 14:53

>>960 ends every single joke he makes with an exclamation mark

962 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 15:03

>>961 doesn't end his jokes at all.

963 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 15:27

>>962 forgets the punchline.

964 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 15:55

I just sold 2100 square meters of real estate for €10000. The new owner is visiting it right now for a first look. Even though its a little bit secluded, about 35 km directly north of the North Pole, I am certain he will love it there. So everyone, lets hear an applause for >>963's new aquisition!

965 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 16:03

>>964 is an idiot that thinks something can be north of the North Pole

966 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 16:50

>>965 is an idiot because he didn't get the joke

967 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 18:54

>>966 just wants to belong, so he always pretend to understand every joke.

968 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 19:05

>>967 is norwegian

969 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 19:52

>>968 is a Norwegian panda

970 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 20:19

DAILY SAGE

971 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 02:52

>>969 is a Finnish panda

972 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 03:10

>>971 lacks sisu

973 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 04:15

974 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 04:16

975 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 04:16

976 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 04:26

977 Name: LeDQN!LeDqnM1Jj2 : 1993-09-4590 05:07

>>1-976
Same person.

978 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 09:15

daily sage

979 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 10:51

>>972 I can't insult a fellow Finn with sisu...

>>971 is a babyfucker lolicon fan

980 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 12:56

>>979 knows that he is just a second rank Swede

981 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 18:56

>>980 fell off the Øresundsbron

982 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 19:06

>>981 thinks drinking water is the manly thing to do

983 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 19:10

>>981's mother was an Åländsk pannkaka

984 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 19:11

Sorry, >>982's mother was an Åländsk pannkaka

985 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 20:43

>>984 had too much Absolut to aim at the right poster.

986 Name: yuri!KNs1o0VDv6 : 1993-09-4590 20:46

>>188's mother isn;t even here yet

987 Name: yuri!KNs1o0VDv6 : 1993-09-4590 20:47

>>999's mother isn;t even here yet

988 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 21:15

>>987 is barely sentient.

989 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 21:37

>>988 is barely competent.

990 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 21:59

DAILY SAFE no sage

991 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 02:18

>>989 is boringly coherent.

992 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 02:26

>>992 is a replacement

993 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 02:49

>>992 doesn't know what the fuck.

994 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 04:50

>>993 1000

995 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 05:22

>>994 jumped the gun.

996 Name: LeDQN!LeDqnM1Jj2 : 1993-09-4591 05:40

>>995
hates life

997 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 05:43

daily sage

998 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 07:05

>>996 uses a tripcode

999 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 07:06

>>997 wasn't faggy enough to post that three more times.

1000 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 07:26

hahaha

1001 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 01:45

>>1000 failed to insult >>999.

1002 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 01:52

>>1001 doesn't know this thread is over.

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