It is official; Netcraft confirms: DQN is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered DQN community when Alexa confirmed that DQN market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all boards. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that DQN has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. DQN is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Board Admin comprehensive nazi test.

You don't need to be a VIP to predict DQN's future. The hand writing is on the wall: DQN faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for DQN because DQN is dying. Things are looking very bad for DQN. As many of us are already aware, DQN continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.

The Forbidden Garden of DQN @4-ch is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core NEETs. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time The Forbidden Garden of DQN @4-ch NEETs Grandpa and Junior only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: The Forbidden Garden of DQN @4-ch is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

News for VIP leader moot states that there are 7000 users of News for VIP. How many users of Internet Addicts Anonymous @4-ch are there? Let's see. The number of News for VIP versus Internet Addicts Anonymous @4-ch posts on Google Groups is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Internet Addicts Anonymous @4-ch users. Not-English posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Internet Addicts Anonymous @4-ch posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Not-English. A recent article put The Forbidden Garden of DQN @4-ch at about 80 percent of the DQN market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 The Forbidden Garden of DQN @4-ch users. This is consistent with the number of The Forbidden Garden of DQN @4-ch Google Groups posts.

Due to the troubles of 4-ch, abysmal sales and so on, The Forbidden Garden of DQN @4-ch went out of business and was taken over by world4chan who sell another troubled board. Now world4chan is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that DQN has steadily declined in market share. DQN is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If DQN is to survive at all it will be among board dilettante dabblers. DQN continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, DQN is dead.

Fact: DQN is dying

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( ´ω`) I'll die as well. My time has come.

(・∀・) But we left, Grandpa! Why bother?

(;´ω`) ...Too much gas.

age for truth

>>1 ZOMG HTML!

Tripcodes killed DQN.

Everyone is invited to join our friendly community, and sing songs about mittens.

sage

mmm MITTENS!

さげ

I'd post more, but I'm afraid that it is difficult for me to present DQN quality, what with being a VIPPER and all. But I'm working on lurking so that one day, when I get caught up and find out what the DQN spirit is, I may.

IT TOOK ME 100 MINUTES TO UNDERSTAND THAT THE POSTERS ARE ALL COLLEGE STUDENTS YOU CAN TAKE YOURSELF AND SHOVE IT UP YOU ASS BRING BACK OUR BETTER MATURE POSTERS AND GTFO STUDY FOR YOUR FINALS OR SOMETHING PLEASE

>>15
Excuse me, but I do not attend any of this "college" nonsense, and frankly it is my belief that NEET, much like VIP, is what makes up DQN.

>>16 is banned 'couse of reference to VIP nonsense

>>17
VIP > school

>>18 is baned

>>18 is baned

>>20 is an accident orz

>>21 is banned

>>22 is banned

is >>24

Bane is probably the worst Batman villain

>>18 is baned

R.I.P. DQN (1993-1993)