[Part 3] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (1000)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 09:29 [no]

( ´ω`) hello kids!

2 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 10:10 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

3 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 10:44 [no]

( ´ω`) well, junior, there were these creatures that we used to call "girls"

( ´ω`) they're all extinct now

4 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 13:27 [no]

J(・∀・)し

5 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 13:29 [no]

J(・∀・)し You too, gramps!

J( ´ω`)し ...

6 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 14:17 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, we're reading "The Outsiders" in school and how teeangers were in, like, the olden days. Were you a preppy Soc, or one of the cool Greaser kids?

7 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 23:17 [no]

J( 'ー`)し Hey boys, have you seen...

J( 'ロ`)し 

8 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 23:17 [no]

J( ´ω`)し ...

9 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 01:48 [no]

J(・∀・)し Grandpa, I'm hard!

10 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 02:11 [no]

J( ´ω`)し Hard gay?

11 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 02:14 [no]

. welcome.
.
.( ´ω`) I am Ballos.

12 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 02:34 [no]

( *ω`) Ages upon ages ago, in fear of enduring punishment, I allowed my funny to run wild.

( *ω`) The funny became such that even its master's hands could not control it.

13 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 02:54 [no]

J(・∀・)し That's great, Grandpa, now help me pick out a dress. Do I need a bra?

14 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 03:07 [no]

( *ω`) If you wanna hold up those saggy tits of yours into some kind of presentable package, I'd fucking recommend it! You better believe it!

15 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 03:23 [no]

J(・∀・)し Grandpa, what happened to your eye? It went from ´ to *!

16 Name: VIPPER 1993-09-4518 03:24 [no]

J(・∀・)し Hey Mom! Does this dress look good on me?

J( 'ロ`)し ......

17 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 04:01 [no]

( *ω`) Go play Cave Story.

18 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 04:11 [no]

J(・∀・)し That game's kind of hard, though...

19 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 05:07 [no]

J(・∀・)し Grandpa, I came into my smooth, soft, silky dress! What should I do now?

20 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 07:52 [no]

( *ω`) You put the dress in the washer, or you get the hose again!

21 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 14:16 [no]

J(・∀・)し But washing machines are dangerous! I read about one guy who felt into one and got killed.

22 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 17:46 [no]

( *ω`) That's because no real man does laundry and nature was weeding out inferior males.

( *ω`) I really need to do something about this sty in my eye.

23 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 20:58 [no]

J(*∀・)し Is it contagious? Oh wai...

24 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 01:33 [no]

( ω) ...Damn kid.

25 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 02:28 [no]

J(・∀・)し Grandpa, it's high time you see an eye doctor, ya know! Your condition is getting worse by the hour!

26 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 04:07 [no]

( ω) Dagnabbit, Junior, don't you dare try and tell me what to do!

( ω) Now show me where you are so I can bitchslap you.

27 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 05:47 [no]

J(・∀・)し Here, I'm here by the cupboard! Hey I just found your stash of Playboy from 1960-1970... Vintage! Will I get a good buck if I sell those on eBay?

28 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 14:28 [no]

( ω) If you actually looked it up, maybe you'd know.

29 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 19:27 [no]

J(・∀・)し Oh! Why didn't think of that?
J(・∀・)し ...
J(・∀・)し Currently fetching $.17 per vintage issue in mint condition? Only??
J(・∀・)し Grandpa, I thought that sex was selling?

30 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4520 04:22 [no]

( ω) Well, I did have my way with the issue if you'd check the centerfold..So I'd say $.5 at the most.

31 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4520 05:11 [no]

J(・∀・)し I wanted to check the centerfold, but for some reason the pages are stuck together... Why is that, Grandpa?

32 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4520 05:55 [no]

( ω) Because I touch myself at night

33 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4520 06:54 [no]

J(・∀・)し Touch yourself? Like..where?

34 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4520 08:51 [no]

( ω) I'd show you, but I'm not really sure myself right now.

35 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4520 13:43 [no]

J(・∀・)し Grandpa, they say that if you touch yourself too much you'll go blind, is that true?

36 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4520 16:54 [no]

( +ω+) In your case, I will go blind.

37 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4520 20:28 [no]

  _  ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 Grandpa old fart! Grandpa old fart!
 ⊂彡

38 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4520 20:29 [no]

/  ゚Д゚ \ Shhh.

39 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4520 23:33 [no]

( (●)ω(●)) Hey Junior, DQN let me borrow his eyes. Man, I can see everything with this.

40 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 00:40 [no]

Σ( ゚Д゚)

41 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 00:53 [no]

( (●)ω(●)) I can see past, present, and future. I can see multiple areas at once. I can see everything.
Σ( ゚Д゚)
( (●)ω(●)) Even your soul.
Σ( ゚Д゚;)
( (●)ω(●)) Especially your soul.
Σ( ゚Д゚;;) Aiee!

42 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 01:05 [no]

(・∀・) Wait... My soul? I guess I don't k now if I have one.

43 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 03:16 [no]

(・∀・) Okay, let's do a simple test before I believe you, Grandpa: what are the winning numbers for the upcoming Lotto? When and where?

44 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 03:18 [no]

( (●)ω(●)) You're composed of pixels on a computer screen, Junior. Pixels don't have souls. Except for me, of course.

45 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 05:09 [no]

( (●)ω(●)) The winning numbers for the Alpha Centuri Daily Jackpot are:

Quarble Graphag QuintaPeta Graphag Peta. The super bonus is "Joggl".

46 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 05:25 [no]

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   /o  o  l    | ゝ   ├─  /
 (⌒ヽ ワ  i⌒i   レ'   /    /
  ヽ. `ー― l  ト、_  _/ノ\ ,´ /
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     `"´ `"´

         Alpha Centuri Daily Jackpot

-= Where everyone wins, even if it's just a few dollars =-

47 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 05:27 [no]

          ∧_∧
    ∧_∧  ( (●)ω(●)) Grandpa, I wonder the lottery!
    (・∀・)  /   ⌒i I bought us this new laptop.
   /   \     | | Who knows what crazy adventures this'll lead us on?!
  /    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/ | Learning is an adventure!
__(__ニつ/ DELL  / .| .|____
    \/____/ (u ⊃

48 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 05:28 [no]

. . .

/dqn/

. . .
           ∧_∧
    ∧_∧  (´<_`  ) Hey, wtf, are these guys trying to steal our bit?
   ( ´_ゝ`) /   ⌒i
   /   \     | |
  /    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/ |
__(__ニつ/ DELL  / .| .|____
    \/____/ (u ⊃

49 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 05:45 [no]

>>44
・ < Hey, I resent that remark, you insensitive clod! I'm a pixel and I believe I have a soul!

50 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 06:09 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ・∀・ \ < Delicious pixel... must eat...
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

51 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 07:45 [no]

(・∀ ) >>49 Hey, come back here!

52 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 18:06 [no]

・ < Pixel persecution! Pixel persecution!

53 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 20:17 [no]

        Pixel what? I dont get it.
/

           ∧_∧
    ∧_∧  (´<_`  ) - Open the Needler Hall thread already!
   ( ´_ゝ`) /   ⌒i
   /   \     | |
  /    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/ |
__(__ニつ/ DELL  / .| .|____
    \/____/ (u ⊃

54 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 21:01 [no]

          ∧_∧
    ∧_∧  ( (●)ω(●)) Grandpa, aren't those Sasuga brothers just crazy?
    (・∀・)  /   ⌒i Now let's go check out what eBaum has for us today!
   /   \     | |
  /    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/ |
__(__ニつ/ DELL  / .| .|____
    \/____/ (u ⊃

55 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 21:44 [no]

       ∧_∧
  ∧__∧ (・∀・)
  ( ´ω`)/  ⌒i
_(__つ/ ̄ ̄ ̄/i |_
  \/___/ ヽ⊃
Respect your elders! I'm the one sitting here.

56 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 21:48 [no]

       ∧_∧
  ∧__∧ (・∀・) ・・・
  ( ´ω`)/  ⌒i
_(__つ/ ̄ ̄ ̄/i |_
  \/___/ ヽ⊃
What with this computer? It doesn't obey me!

57 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 23:29 [no]

Bastard blowfish encrypted my porn.

         /

           ∧_∧
    ∧_∧  (´ω`  ) -Thats low..
   ( ´ω`) /   ⌒i
   /   \     | | I you want the pass, get me
  /    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/ | ∧_∧ / 100mbit!!!!!lol
__(__ニつ/  ´ω`  / .| .|____(・∀・)_________
    \/____/ (u ⊃ ^^ ^^

58 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 11:16 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, how did you get your eyes back?

59 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 12:44 [no]

( (●)ω(●)) These eyes change shape from time to time. I don't really know why.

60 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 12:50 [no]

(´トェェェイ`) Durrrrrrrr

61 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 14:35 [no]

● < I'm >>52's mother, I'm really sorry. I would like to apologize for my son's misconduct, please forgive him.

62 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 01:43 [no]

(・∀・) That's OK. I'll forgive you if you go out on a date with me!

63 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 02:34 [no]

■ < I'm >>61's husband. What in God's Name are you trying to do with my wife? Buzz off.

64 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 03:26 [no]

( ;Д;) Love hurts...

( ゚Д゚) OKAY, FUCK THIS. I HATE THIS WORLD!

( ゚Д゚)・WHA- FUCK OFF YOU PRICK. I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE-

65 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 03:32 [no]

( ´ω`)Ahahahahaahaha!

( ´ω`)Now, please excuse me, while Fiancee and I go out to get a mocha latte~

( ´ω`)(・_・。)ちゅ〜!♪
kiss!

66 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 04:06 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Cheer up, emo kid! It could be worse!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

67 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 05:02 [no]

(・∀・) Yeah you're right. Thanks for showing up.

(・∀・)o O (He's right, I could have been more like that old geezer, unable to remember what I'm supposed to do in the middle of the foreplay!LOL)

(・∀・) Haha. Hey, you don't get much either do you, comerade?

68 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 08:41 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < I only came for the free food.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

69 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 09:02 [no]

    ∩
( ;・∀・;;)彡 Grandpa! The other kids are mean to me!
 ⊂彡 Im set on a path possibly leading to problems

              dealing with human relationships in a manner
not unlike a certain eva character!

70 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 12:49 [no]

        ∧_∧
       _( ´ω`)Okay, shut the fuck up, Junior.
     /      )           _     _
    / ,イ 、  ノ/    ∧ ∧―= ̄ `ヽ, _
   / / |   ( 〈 ∵. ・( >>69__ >  ゛ 、_―
  | !  ヽ  ー=- ̄ ̄=_、  (/ , ´ノ
  | |   `iー__=―_ ;, / / /
   !、リ  -=_二__ ̄_=;, / / ,'
       /  /       /  /|  |
      /  /       !、_/ /   〉
    / _/             |_/
    ヽ、_ヽ

71 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 13:27 [no]

        ∧_∧
       _( ´ω`)You mustn't run away!
     /      )           _     _
    / ,イ 、  ノ/    ∧ ∧―= ̄ `ヽ, _
   / / |   ( 〈 ∵. ・( >>69__ >  ゛ 、_―
  | !  ヽ  ー=- ̄ ̄=_、  (/ , ´ノ
  | |   `iー__=―_ ;, / / /
   !、リ  -=_二__ ̄_=;, / / ,'
       /  /       /  /|  |
      /  /       !、_/ /   〉
    / _/             |_/
    ヽ、_ヽ

72 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 14:47 [no]

        ∧_∧
       _( ´ω`)Go home!
     /      )           _     _
    / ,イ 、  ノ/    ∧ ∧―= ̄ `ヽ, _
   / / |   ( 〈 ∵. ・( >>69__ >  ゛ 、_―
  | !  ヽ  ー=- ̄ ̄=_、  (/ , ´ノ
  | |   `iー__=―_ ;, / / /
   !、リ  -=_二__ ̄_=;, / / ,'
       /  /       /  /|  |
      /  /       !、_/ /   〉
    / _/             |_/
    ヽ、_ヽ

73 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 16:40 [no]

        ∧_∧ It's too early for you to get
       _( ´ω`)get kicked around like an idiot, idiot.
     /      )           _     _
    / ,イ 、  ノ/    ∧ ∧―= ̄ `ヽ, _
   / / |   ( 〈 ∵. ・( >>69__ >  ゛ 、_―
  | !  ヽ  ー=- ̄ ̄=_、  (/ , ´ノ
  | |   `iー__=―_ ;, / / /
   !、リ  -=_二__ ̄_=;, / / ,'
       /  /       /  /|  |
      /  /       !、_/ /   〉
    / _/             |_/
    ヽ、_ヽ

74 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 18:28 [no]

(・∀・) Tut, tut. You might think I've been letting myself get kicked around like an idiot, but in fact, I was preparing for my hissatsu attack!

( ´ω`)...

  /              \
 |   ○       ○   | CHAAAAAAAAARMIIIIIIIING
 |     \__/.       |
 |       \/         .| GEEEEEENOOOOCIIIIIII...
  \              /

        ∧_∧
       _( ´ω`)...
     /      )           _     _
    / ,イ 、  ノ/    ∧ ∧―= ̄ `ヽ, _
   / / |   ( 〈 ∵. ・( >>69__ >  ゛ 、_―
  | !  ヽ  ー=- ̄ ̄=_、  (/ , ´ノ
  | |   `iー__=―_ ;, / / /
   !、リ  -=_二__ ̄_=;, / / ,'
       /  /       /  /|  |
      /  /       !、_/ /   〉
    / _/             |_/
    ヽ、_ヽ

75 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 20:00 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, I just got around to watching the Boku wa Imouto ni Koi wo Suru OVA. Why can't I be in love like that?

76 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 21:19 [no]

■ < I thought we already went through this? The lady is spoken for!

77 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 21:20 [no]

( ´ω`)(・_・。) Maybe because I keep stealing your girlfriends away from you, Junior? ♪

78 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 21:46 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's so civil about war anyway?

79 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 21:48 [no]

(。;・_・) r-rei?

( ´ω`) ...♪

(。;;>_ <;);; REIIIII

80 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 21:49 [no]

( ´ω`) War is how gentlemen settle their disputes - by having some
      poor bastards go out and shoot at each other.

81 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 21:51 [no]

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         |   \   __ /  |
         |    ´     '    |
        /  ''''''       '''''':::::::ヽ,
       /     \,   、 /、.    . 、
     /       ,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,, .:::.     \   Why hello there.. Tee hee! ♪
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       ヽ      `ニニ´  .::::    /
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82 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 22:50 [no]

(・∀・;)
(;・∀・)

(´゚∀゚)つ(・(・ I can Knead now!

83 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 06:26 [no]

( ´ω`) That's not you.

84 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 12:00 [no]

   ∩

( ;・∀・;;)彡Grandpa! I have been wronged!
 ⊂彡 Fix this thread up kthx

85 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 12:07 [no]

( ´ω`) You're too fat to be Junior. Junior, where are you?

86 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 13:10 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Uho!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)(     ・∀・     ) Sorry Grandpa... he kept telling me how good it is to eat, and..

87 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 22:40 [no]

( ´ω`)You're not allowed to ask me questions until you lose some goddamn weight, fatty.

88 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 23:06 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)(     ・∀・     ) Sorry Grandpa, but we'd rather lose my life! Wait...

89 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 00:46 [no]

    Why is he talking to his foot?
/

           ∧_∧
    ∧_∧  (´<_`  ) - Because you touch yourself at night.
   ( ´_ゝ`) /   ⌒i
   /   \     | |
  /    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/ |
__(__ニつ/ 4-CH  / .| .|____
    \/____/ (u ⊃

90 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 16:59 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what are the four truths of the Buddha, and are they available for download?

91 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 19:52 [no]

( ・ω・) Grandpa, where did Junior's weight go? ...and why didn't you tell me there was a new thread...?

92 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 00:09 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, that guy with my eyes and your mouth has no character.

93 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 00:27 [no]

( ´ω`)One at a time, Junior. I'm getting old and slow, you know, and you have so many eager questions.

Now, the four noble truths are:

  1. Life is stress.
  2. Stress is caused by desire.
  3. Happiness is caused by the cessation of desire.
  4. To truly eliminate desire you must follow the Eightfold Path.

Usually you don't call things "noble truths" in philosophy or Buddhism, but these are so obviously true that they are at the foundation of the entire thing.

As for Clonepa... don't worry about him, he has only a four-year lifespan.

94 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 04:43 [no]

>As for Clonepa... don't worry about him, he has only a four-year lifespan.

As more me it's Minto-chan!!! (Insert jump AA here)

95 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 05:51 [no]

( ´ω`) It sure is scary when kids are too lazy to copy-paste!
(・∀・) But Grandpa, it's because of our short attention span!

96 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 06:44 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, I need help with this math assignment..

2+2 = ?
32 + 10 = ?
(・∀・) + トェェェイ = ?
Kouyama Mitsuki-chan + Mona jump AA = ?

97 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 06:45 [no]

(・∀・) Oh and

I hate myself and want to die + Himself + Gun + Winter = ?

98 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 10:38 [no]

( ´ω`) The answer to your question is somewhat complicated junior, Ill try to sketch it out for you:

        / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
        | TURN A GUN!!!!!!!!!!!
    \   \
          ̄ ̄ ̄|/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
      \ ∧ ∧
        (゚Д゚∩
       ⊂/  ,ノ
 ̄  ̄   「 _  |〜 f  ̄  ̄  ̄
       ∪ ヽ l   w
       /  ∪  \
  /       :    e
     /    || .   e  \
     /     | :   e  \
    /       .
           | .   e
           | | : .
           |:  .
           || .

99 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 11:17 [no]

(・∀・) Wow, Grandpa! I never knew you could draw!

100 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 11:33 [no]

( ´ω`)Of course I can't, junior.

101 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 12:33 [no]

(・∀・)

102 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 14:45 [no]

( ´ω`)Hm?

103 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 16:29 [no]

        / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
        | TURN A GUNDAM!!!!!!!!!!!
    \  \
          ̄ ̄ ̄|/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
      \ ∧ ∧
        (゚Д゚∩
       ⊂/  ,ノ
 ̄  ̄   「 _  |〜 f  ̄  ̄  ̄
       ∪ ヽ l   w
       /  ∪  \
  /       :    e
     /    || .   e  \
     /     | :   e  \

104 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 19:03 [no]

(・∀・)

105 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 19:41 [no]

( ´Д`)

106 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 19:42 [no]

( ´ω`)Maybe on a dime.

107 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 20:37 [no]

(・∀・) We don't have that kind of money, Grandpa.

108 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 16:16 [no]

( ´ω`)I definitely thrust vectored, though.

109 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 17:44 [no]

(・∀・) Still. no good.

110 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 17:57 [no]

( ´ω`) 110GET

111 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 18:17 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa! Why don't you just die.

112 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 18:39 [no]

( ´ω`)Junior! That's not like you.

113 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 19:15 [no]

( ´ω`)You forgot the question mark on your question!

114 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 19:32 [no]

( ´ω`)I can't hear well.

115 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 21:38 [no]

(・∀・) Can you hear me now?

116 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 22:10 [no]

( ´ω`)Not at all, Junior.

117 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 22:18 [no]

(・∀・) Maybe you take DQN's ears too.

118 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 23:24 [no]

( ´ω`) Maybe you go back to school and stop bothering me.

119 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 03:46 [no]

(・∀・) I graduated, then decided life sucks (just like what you decided) and I retired shortly thereafter! Now I'm just leeching off of you and my parents.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's your favorite anime?

120 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 03:51 [no]

( ´ω`)Hold on, there's something stuck in my cheek.

( ´ω`)  ●

( ´ω`) That's better. Junior, have you been feeding me unko in my sleep again?

121 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 04:14 [no]

(・∀・) Hahaha, sucker!!

122 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 04:38 [no]

                     
         /|                                     |\
        / /|                                     |ヽ ヽ
       | / |        Think you can defeat me, Grandpa?!       |  ヽヽ
       | |  L                 从从                _|  | |
      | |   /               从     从              ヽ   | |
      | |   |    ,-‐‐‐‐‐‐‐-     (・∀・)      -‐‐‐‐‐‐‐、   |  | |
      | |   |    ヽ ̄~‐‐ 、  `',‐- ノ、 ̄ ̄,´ゝ-‐~´   ,.-‐~ ̄ノ  |   | |
       | |   |     ヽ  (ソヽ/""  ~~^ ^~~  ゙゙゙ヽヽ/ヾ| /    |    | |
       | |   |      / ,--、|         |       | ,‐‐、 〈     ,|    | |
        | |   |    _/ /===))ゝ____,...-‐↑‐-、.._____ノ)(===ヽ `‐;;、  l   | |
        | |  |  ∠ヽ  |=l/ .|二=/´..|__丶:=二|  ゝ=ノ /==ヽ |_  | |
         ||| ∠=:::::) /´|    |==|~  |  ̄|:==|   | ゝ ゝ===ヽ |||
        /二二>==´ ノ 丿    ゝ=:|~ ̄l| ̄~~|::::=ノ    ゝ `‐`==<二二::ヽ
       ( /{ミ三∀/ (____,.......-‐|_/ゝ..|....._ノ\_|‐-........____) `ゝ∀三彡} | )
        \__|:::|二,         _/   /   `l    ゝ        `,二|:::|__ノ
           ~∨~´       ,..-‐'´ヽ_/  ,⊥  \___/ `‐、_         `~∨~
                  ,:::´ ,.......、 ヽ/´ `ヽ/=‐-、  `ヽ
                ┌⌒ヽ /====),<   _  >、====ヽ  /⌒ヽ
                 ,ゝ-'´ヽ|二=‐'´' ヽ二‐二/  ゞ二==|
                |   /Τ ̄    ゝ二ノ      Τヽ   `l
                |   |二_|               |二_|   |
                ,ヽ_____|二|                |二|_____/
            ∠lllll匚ノ   ̄ \             ノ    □lllllゝ
              ,〃)))\,、-'‐-<lllll\       ∠llllll>-‐-、/(((ヘ
              |/ ̄                         ̄\|

123 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 06:06 [no]

  \__|:::|二,         _/   /   `l    ゝ        `,二|:::|__ノ
           ~∨~´       ,..-‐'´ヽ_/  ,⊥  \___/ `‐、_         `~∨~
                  ,:::´ ,.......、 ヽ/´ `ヽ/=‐-、  `ヽ
                ┌⌒ヽ /====),<   _  >、====ヽ  /⌒ヽ
                 ,ゝ-'´ヽ|二=‐'´' ヽ二‐二/  ゞ二==|人ノ
                |   /Τ ̄    ゝ二ノ      Τヽ   `l
                |   |二_|               |二_|   |
                ,ヽ_____|二|                |二|_____/
            ∠lllll匚ノ   ̄ \             ノ    □lllllゝ
              ,〃)))\,、-'‐-<lllll\       ∠llllll>-‐-、/(((ヘ
              |/ ̄                         ̄\|

124 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 06:48 [no]

( ´ω`) Too tired to. ZZzzzzz

125 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 08:13 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, wake up! The russians are coming!

126 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 13:17 [no]

( ´ω`) It's fine. The russians are russian your ass.

127 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 14:52 [no]

( ・∀・) Your not making sense...
( ´ω`) I am too!
(・∀・ ) ...
( ´ω`) Well,
∀・ )
( ´ω`) Hey
・ )
( 'ω' )
( ´ω`) your ass, my ass? no difference!

128 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 15:57 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, do you think we've been copy/pasted more then any 1000 thread by oppai oppai?

129 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 15:58 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa! How come your hands look all disgusting and full of black spots?

130 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 15:59 [no]

( ´ω`) oppai is a one man thread sonny.

131 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 16:41 [no]

(・∀・) I want to play "Oppai Oppai" too, Grandpa!

132 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 16:54 [no]

( ´ω`) Maybe when you're older.

133 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 17:48 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, this is DJ Junior on WDQN hosting the zany, new morning show - Junior and the Zoo Krew! We're a wacky, wild bunch who plays the "boing" sound effect to imitate a penis suddenly going erect, and sometimes we make prank calls... ON THE AIR! Aren't we the freshest and funniest act on terrestrial radio today!?

134 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 17:54 [no]

( ´ω`) I'm retired. I don't listen to the radio driving to work anymore.

135 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 18:50 [no]

( ´ω`) But I still drive to work. Ah, old times... sigh

136 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 12:44 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, how many wrinkles do you have on your body? I have, like, none!

137 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 13:04 [no]

( ´ω`) Only one? Heck, I have millions of them, boy. Wanna take a look them?

138 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 14:48 [no]

(・∀・) (.∀:) (;∀;) N-no thanks

139 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 20:18 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is emo sexy?

140 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 00:06 [no]

( ´ω`) It isn't!

141 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 13:04 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, does maturity grow as you age?

142 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 19:03 [no]

( ´ω`) Age and maturity are a state of mind, Junior. You're only as old as you feel.

( ´ω`) Mind you, I feel like I'm a flapper girls from 1920's Chicago doing the Lindey Hop in a Speakeasy with gangsters, but that's my business.

143 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 21:09 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do they say "don't count your chickens before they hatch" when they sell eggs by the dozen? I mean, it's kind of hard not to count if they tell you right on the package the number of them.

144 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 06:02 [no]

( ´ω`) So you can die of bird flu.

145 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 12:50 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, who has the most delicious boobs in anime?

146 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 15:46 [no]

( ´ω`) There are no boobs in anime, junior, let alone any of the delicious variety. In fact, anime is all about bewbs.

147 Name:   1993-09-4531 17:16 [no]

         ∧_∧   ┌────────────────────────────
       ◯( ´ω` )◯ < For me, it's Katsuragi Misato-chan!
        \    /  └────────────────────────────
       _/ __ \_
      (_/   \_)
           lll

148 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4531 18:24 [no]

( ´ω`) Though a Misumaru Yurika-san is fine too.

149 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 22:04 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, is Junior my real name?

150 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 22:04 [no]

( ´ω`) Hohoho! My dear boy, nobody's ever told you your real name?

151 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 22:04 [no]

(・∀・) What?! No, Grandpa, what is it?

152 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 22:05 [no]

( ´ω`) Sockpuppet W. Gangare, Junior!

153 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 10:50 [no]

( ・ー・) My last name is Igewal, though.

( ´ω`) ...

( ・ー・) ...I'll be going now.

154 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 18:12 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, I want to become a professional Go player. I want to play a game against you in the hopes your fighting spirit will inspire me!

155 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 21:46 [no]

( ´ω`) No. Grow a REAL man's nose and play mahjong.

156 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 04:55 [no]

   人
  (__)
  (__)
 ( __ )
 (・∀・) I smell!

157 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 05:00 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, do you work for the Siberian Railway?

158 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 05:28 [no]

( ´ω`) Why do you waste my time asking such stupid questions? I don't have much longer to live!

159 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 06:05 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, can I have your moustache when you die?

160 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 06:10 [no]

( ´ω`) I'm donating my mustache to the Children's Aid Society when I die. However, you can have my pubes, if you'd like!

161 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 06:14 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do you look at other women when you have me?

162 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 07:06 [no]

( ´ω`) You're not a woman, you just have vagina envy.

163 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 15:08 [no]

( XωX) OH SHIT! HEART ATTACK! STROKE! DIEEEEEEEEEES!

164 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 15:09 [no]

GRANDPA IS OVER.

165 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 15:25 [no]

                              ( ´ω`)

166 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 15:25 [no]

                    ( ´ω`)

167 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 15:26 [no]

          ( ´ω`)

168 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 15:26 [no]

!! ( ´ω`) I've been replaced! Call me..Grandpa.

169 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 16:36 [no]

(・∀・) Uh, okay.

170 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 17:12 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? It's something I ask of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.

171 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 17:17 [no]

( ´ω`) No, but I did meet the devil at the crossroads. He wanted to know I wanted to buy a chocolate bar for charity. I told him to fuck off.

172 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 17:47 [no]

              / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
    |~ ̄ ̄|     < Bless you and live well, Grandpa.
    |____†__| .♀    \_______________
    (_・∀・ ).‖    
    / ~〉†〈/つ      
   ノ  ノ|  |...‖    
  ´〜(__),__)‖ゝ  

173 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 18:34 [no]

( ´ω`) Hell-a loo yah.

174 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 19:32 [no]

(・∀・) Granpa, where do missing socks go?

175 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 19:40 [no]

( ´ω`)
The Bureau of Missing Socks is seeking young, attractive, potential stars for a series of Internet videos and a possible part in director Joel M. Reed's next feature film. Fame, fortune and a new career are possibilities - International exposure a reality. There will be pay and no fees of any kind are involved. Please email your picture to admin@funbureau.com. If you're under 18 submission must be accompanied by a note from parent or guardian. All entries will be published.

176 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 20:37 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, can I sign up?

177 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 21:04 [no]

>attractive, potential stars

( ´ω`)

178 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 23:36 [no]

(・∀・) Yes?

179 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 08:12 [no]

>under 18 submission must be accompanied by a note from parent or guardian

( ´ω`)

180 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 08:20 [no]

(・∀・) Are you saying you won't give permission?!

181 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 16:06 [no]

( ´ω`)

182 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 16:48 [no]

(・∀・) Please...?

183 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 17:00 [no]

( ´ω`) No. Now go and play your cat-guitar.

184 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 23:05 [no]

(・A・)

185 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 23:06 [no]

(・∀・) Please...?

186 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4535 04:57 [no]

( ´ω`) No, no, and I said no, so no. Do this anymore and I'm going to have to teach you a painful lesson.

187 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4535 05:19 [no]

( ・ω・) I'll sponsor you, Junior.

188 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4535 12:50 [no]

(・∀・) But, you aren't my legal guardian. You aren't even a human.

189 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4535 13:57 [no]

( ´ω`) But junior, you are not even legal.

190 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4535 16:00 [no]

(・Д・) SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CLONE CRAP WAS ANYONE TALKING TO YOU GET THE FUCK OUT

191 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4535 17:40 [no]

( ´ω`) Go back to your own damn thread, Emojunior.

192 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4535 19:10 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, who's the deaf, dumb, and blind kid that plays a mean pinball?

193 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 03:51 [no]

( ´ω`) Your mom.

∩( ´ω`)∩ Oh! What's up now, bitch?!

194 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 04:09 [no]

( ・ω・) When did this become Jerry Springer?

195 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 06:19 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, I tried to fix the Wikipedia page, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manga, but they blocked my IP range due to some other asshole. Are you a big fan of 'Buttsecks?'

196 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 06:24 [no]

( ´ω(。・_・) I'll fix it in a bit, Junior. I'm busy right now.

197 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 12:29 [no]

(・∀・) I'll just sit here and watch until you can fix it.

198 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 19:25 [no]

(。・_・) ......

199 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 21:44 [no]

( ´ω`) Ok what was that again?

200 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 02:24 [no]

(・∀・) Oh, nevermind.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was the internet like before MySpace was invented?

201 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 04:50 [no]

\( ´~`)/ hey!

202 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 06:54 [no]

(・∀・)?

203 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 15:29 [no]

( ´ω`) What's MySpace? Is it like goatse.cx?

204 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 17:20 [no]

(・∀・) Grandp∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴

205 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 19:23 [no]

( ´ω`) Finally.

206 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 20:31 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, aren't you glad that the House of York won the War of the Roses? Those Lancaster punks didn't stand a chance!

207 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 20:37 [no]

( ´ω`) SHUT THE FUCK UP WAS ANY... oh. sorry...

208 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 21:10 [no]

(・∀・;) Geez, Grandpa. Eats some prunes and maybe you won't be so cranky!

209 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 21:43 [no]

( ´ω∴∵
∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
 ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
∴∵∴∵∴∵

210 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 22:11 [no]

( ´ω`) The divine judgement from the Lord Tanasinn has blessed our thread, Junior. Stop being so disrespectful and accept it!

211 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 23:07 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, may I ask for whom the bell tolls?

212 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 00:09 [no]

∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
 ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
∴∵∴( ´ω∴∵
∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
 ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
∴∵∴∵∴∵

213 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 00:36 [no]

∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∵
 ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∵
∴∵∴( ・∀∴∵∵∵∵∵∵
∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵
 ∴*But I don't wann*-∴∵∵
∴∵∴∵∴∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵

214 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 01:24 [no]

∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∵
 ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∵
∴∵∴・∀∴∵∵∵∵∵∵
∴∵∵∴∵∴∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵
 ∴∴∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵       (・ω・ ) Meh.
∴∵∴∵∴´ω∵∵∵∵∵∵∵ ∵∵
  ∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵ ∵
∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵ ∵

215 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 01:38 [no]

( ´ω`) hello kids!∵

216 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4540 05:39 [no]

(・∀・) Well, this is it. Ground zero. Anything you'd like to say?

217 Name: Anonymous 1993-09-4540 06:08 [no]

Grandpa, I would like to apologize to you. I know I have wronged you in the past (as I see you've told Junior), After our parting, I was forced into slavery to obtain the strawberry rice cakes I so desire. It was then that I learned what a horrible place this world truly is. I'm glad that I was able to do this befo∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴

218 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4540 18:20 [no]

(`ハ´) Hmph. I don't believe in Tanasin.

(`ハ´) ...

(`ハ´) ∴

(`ハ´) Wha!?

219 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4540 23:09 [no]

                ∧∧
              (( ( ´ω`) )) Shut the fuck up, bitch.
              (( // 、) 、)∩)) ♥
            ((〜((≡γ'⌒ヽ∧∧ )) ♥ ♥  
               し'`Jし'ゝつ;´ヮ゚)っ )) ♥ Grandpa, it's amazing!! ♥

220 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4540 23:31 [no]

                ∧∧
              (( ( ´ω`) ))
              (( // 、) 、)∩))
            ((〜((≡γ'⌒ヽ∧∧ ))
               し'`Jし'ゝつ;`ハ´)っ ))

221 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4541 02:54 [no]

(・∀・) A part of me has just died.

(・∀・) Well, anyway. What kind of music do you listen to, Grandpa? Or have listened to in the past?

222 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4541 04:21 [no]

                ∧∧
              (( ( ´ω`) )) Shut the fuck up, junior.
              (( // 、) 、)∩)) ♥
            ((〜((≡γ'⌒ヽ∧∧ )) ♥ ♥  
               し'`Jし'ゝつ;・∀・)っ )) ♥ Grandpa, it's amazing!! ♥

223 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4541 06:17 [no]

                ∧∧
              (( ( ´ω`) )) I like doing it with Shii more
              (( // 、) 、)∩)) ♥
            ((〜((≡γ'⌒ヽ∧∧ )) ♥ ♥  
               し'`Jし'ゝつ;´ヮ゚)っ )) ♥ it's because I'm cute, miaow

224 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4541 10:45 [no]

(・∀・) Okay Grandpa, it's my turn now

225 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4541 12:16 [no]

( ´ω`) No.

226 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4541 16:32 [no]

            ((   ∧∧
        (( (( ( (●)トェェェイ(●)) )) )) DDDUUUUURRR~~~!!!!!
           ((  (( // 、) 、)∩)) ))
         (( ((〜(((≡γ'⌒ヽ∧∧ )) )) OH SHI-!!
               し'Jし'ゝつ;´ω)っ )) )) I'm too old for this! You sick bastard!

227 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4541 17:47 [no]

(・∀・) Get a room, you two!

228 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4541 19:28 [no]

           / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
           | The doctor said that his rectum may
           | never recover...
           | Such a tragedy...
              \   ______________/
                | ./                       _
                |/         γ------------ヽ l┴l|
                       ∧∧ |   ∧_∧_,  .|.|[__]| ____ peepーーー……
.            。 ∧_∧ (*iдi)|--(  ´ω`)(ン--|.|[__]|||田田|:| ̄|
            ゚  ゚(・Д・; )γ  、つγ´⌒`ヽ"〜--/ l》| |||田田|゚.|_|、  
             ∩ ∧_∧| ヽつ" /    ,,, ノ .  /  |ノ|〔二二二〔  |
              ゞ(   ・д)/   (   、,,ノ"   /  ノ」 .| ||___||/
              (__( ∩_∩ ーーーーーーー〈  / ∧◎∧  lヽ田∧7
                | (   ´)            〉| / ( ;・∀・) (‘д‘ )
               (_(   `つ_______ノ (_」⊃/二/⊂「::∩ノ
                  |  l  L||         ||    |_::__|  /__ン
             (_(__)                (__)_) (_(_)

229 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4541 23:55 [no]

     Junior: Grandpa, I'm here for you!
     Grandpa: Junior...my stash...is located in C:ヽ Windowsヽ PCHEALTHヽ DQNヽ (・∀・) ...password is 'Mitsuki-chan'...Please, make the collection bigger for me..
     Junior: Of course, Grandpa!!
                                        _
                         γ------------ヽ l┴l|
                       ∧∧ |   ∧_∧_,  .|.|[__]| ____ peepーーー……
.                     (*・Д・)|--(´ω`  )(ン--|.|[__]|||田田|:| ̄|
                     γ  、つγ´⌒`ヽ"〜--/ l》| |||田田|゚.|_|、  
                      /    ,,, ノ .  /  |ノ|〔二二二〔  |
                     /   (   、,,ノ"   /  ノ」 .| ||___||/
                       ーーーーーーー〈  /              
                                   〉| /                
                     _______ノ         

230 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4542 00:03 [no]

     Junior: Gra∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴

                         γ∵∴--------∵∴┴l|
                   ∵∴∧∧ |   ∧_∵∴  .|.|[__]| ____ pe∵∴
.                     ∵∴Д・)|--(´ω∵∴(ン--|.|[_∵∴田|:| ̄|
                     γ  、つγ´⌒∵∴〜--/ l》| |||∵∴田|゚.|_|、  
                      /  ∵∴ノ .  /  |ノ|〔二∵∴  |
                     /  ∵∴ 、,,ノ"   ∵∴ .| ||_∵∴||/
                       ーーーーーーー〈  /              
                            ∵∴   〉∵∴             
                     ∵∴_____ノ    

231 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4542 01:39 [no]

some time later

( ´ω`) And so I told the guy "Dagnabbit, git the hell off mah property!"

(・∀・) Ahaha! You're so cool, Grandpa!

232 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4542 01:55 [no]

        〜〜〜〜〜○〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜
               。
              ゚  
         <⌒/ヽ-、___  
       /<_/____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

           ∧∧
          ( ・∀・)  Grandpa! I just had this weird dream!
         _| ⊃/(___ We were taken over by something called "tanasinn"
       / └-(____/ And then things stopped making sense. You died.
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

233 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4542 04:37 [no]

if anyone does tanasinn on >>232 i will drive to their house and kick their ass

234 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4542 05:02 [no]

( ´ω`) You killed me in your sleep. I will NEVER forgive you.

235 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4542 05:25 [no]

           ∧∧
          ( ・∀・)  You were killed by tanasinn.
         _| ⊃/(___ I think Clonepa was leading it, though.
       / └-(____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

236 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4542 20:22 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is it that man cannot live on bread alone? I think bread is pretty tasty, and you can't have a good sandwich without bread.

237 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4542 21:30 [no]

( ´ω`) Junior, if you try to live on bread alone, you'll get terrible constipation.

( ;´ω`) Ask me how I know.

238 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4542 22:03 [no]

(・∀・) How do you know, Grandpa?

239 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4543 00:22 [no]

( ;´ω`)

240 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4543 00:33 [no]

(・∀・) Haha! I finally outsmarted Grandpa!

241 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4543 03:56 [no]

( ´ω`) How many (・∀・)'s does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I'll tell you.

( ´ω`)

  _  ∩
( ´ω`)彡 ☆ DON'T EVER TALK BACK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!!
  ⊂彡 ☆ ( `Д´)

242 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4543 08:38 [no]

(・∀・) I'm sorry.

(・∀・) Here's a new question! If dad is your son, then why does mom live with us when he lives somewhere else?

243 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4543 16:05 [no]

( ´ω`) Sonny, we have talked about it.[2]

______________
[2] See Grandpa V2.0 somewhere around the start.

244 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4543 22:30 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, did you know that in the War of 1812, a British invasion burned down Washington D.C.?

(・∀・) Also, did you know that Lincoln publically stated he could care less about black people, or slavery, during the Lincoln-Douglas debates of 1858?

( ゚ ∀ ゚ ) History is so cool!

245 Name: Obvious Captain 1993-09-4543 22:50 [no]

( ´ω`) Fscking furries on my intertrons.

246 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 01:17 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, are you gay? Are you a nigger?

(・∀・) Are you a gay nigger?

247 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 01:31 [no]

( ´ω`) I am not, nor have I ever been associated with with organization in question.

248 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 01:34 [no]

(・∀・) I think you're avoiding the question, Grandpa.

249 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 02:46 [no]

( ;´ω`) Can't you see that I am not a "nigger", sonny?

250 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 02:50 [no]

(・∀・) But look at you, Grandpa! What I can see of you is definately black!

(・∀・) ...

(・∀・) For that matter, so am I...

251 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 02:59 [no]

(・∀・) Plus, Grandpa, you should know... being a gay nigger is not about skin color or religion, it's about spirit.. and I guess sexual preference.

252 This post sucks.

253 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 03:59 [no]

> ( ´ω`) What's that you say >>250? I had to fetch my ear trumpet.

254 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 04:01 [no]

( ´ω`) I'd say we're more of a grey colour.

255 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 04:10 [no]

(・∀・) Shut up, darkie.

256 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 11:14 [no]

( ´ω`) grey on a field of red bricks, even.

257 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 20:17 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is Poland called the Mexico of Europe?

258 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 20:23 [no]

( ´ω`) I think you know the answer. Not as bad as turks though.

259 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 03:17 [no]

(・∀・) Turks? As in...Reno, Elena, Tseng, and Rude Turks?

(・∀・) Sweet!

260 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 04:18 [no]

( ´ω`) For me, it's Elena-chan!

261 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 05:29 [no]

( ´ω`) Oh wait, I don't play your kid games.

262 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 06:15 [no]

263 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 06:40 [no]

( ´ω`) SPAM.TXT

264 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 08:17 [no]

(・∀・) I just submitted "( `ハ´)" to the SPAM.TXT!

265 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 09:50 [no]

( ´ω`) But he did it because of your advice afaik

266 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 09:55 [no]

( ;・∀・) I'll be leaving now...

267 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 17:37 [no]

( ´ω`) Karaoke Night!

( ´ω`) 〜♪
Mine's a tale that can't be told,
My freedom I hold dear;
How years ago in days of old
When magic filled the air,
T'was in the darkest depth of Mordor
I met a girl so fair,
But Gollum, the evil one crept up
And slipped away with her.
Her, her....yea.
Ain't nothing I can do, no.

Ramble on

268 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 21:53 [no]

(・∀・) Have you been drinking again old man?

269 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 02:56 [no]

          、ゞヾ'""''ソ;μ,  
          .ヾ ´ω`    彡 This is my true form.
          ミ     ブワッ .ミ
          彡        ミ
           /ソ,, , ,; ,;;:、ヾ`

270 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 02:56 [no]

          、ゞヾ'""''ソ;μ,  
          .ヾ ´ω`    彡 And yeah, I did have a bit to drink.
          ミ     ブワッ .ミ
          彡        ミ
           /ソ,, , ,; ,;;:、ヾ`

271 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 12:42 [no]

(・∀・) You look really kawaii, Grandpa-chan!! SUGOI!! =^_____^=

272 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 16:20 [no]

( ´ω`) HOLY LONELY LIGHT

273 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 16:40 [no]

( ´ω`) Did somebody say weeaboo? Because I think somebody just said weeaboo.

274 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 16:58 [no]

(・∀・)

275 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 17:09 [no]

( ´ω`)

276 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 17:16 [no]

( ´ω`) POWER TO THE DREAM

( ´ω`) POWER TO THE MUSIC

( ´ω`) C'MON AND FEEL THE POWER FROM YOU AND ME!

277 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 17:21 [no]

? ? (・∀・) ? ?

278 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 17:50 [no]

(・∀・) Hey Grandpa. Why are we on /dis/?

279 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 17:51 [no]

( ´ω`) Kids these days...

280 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 21:49 [no]

( ´ω`) Wait.... Oh no. I didn't want to be there.

281 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 23:28 [no]

(・∀・) Have you taken your medication yet, grandpa?

282 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4547 00:01 [no]

( ´ω`) No, and the boards down at 4chan are making it even harder for me to get it up!

283 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4547 01:14 [no]

(・∀・)Grandpa, am I JISAKU JIEN?

284 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4547 04:00 [no]

(・∀・) Yes, lol!

285 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4547 14:40 [no]

(・∀・) Great idea!

286 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4547 17:22 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, the Japanese see a rabbit in the moon. The Greeks say it was a woman in the moon. Now, we say there is a man in the moon. Just what the heck is the moon's problem?!

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295 Name: Death to amerikkka & all jappafag waps 1993-09-4547 17:30 [no]

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296 Name: Death to amerikkka & all jappafag waps 1993-09-4547 17:30 [no]

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297 Name: Death to amerikkka & all jappafag waps 1993-09-4547 17:30 [no]

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298 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4547 17:38 [no]

( ´ω`) Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii.

299 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4547 17:40 [no]

  /⌒ヽ
  ( ´ω`'∩ < What was all that crap about?
  (つ ノノl /
 (⌒と⌒__)
. ⊂===⊃

300 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4547 17:41 [no]

( ´ω`) Goes into the E-mail field.

301 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4547 17:57 [no]

( `ハ´)It looks like you can say "SAGE SAGE SAGE" to anger people. Why? I must understand and use it to my advantage.

302 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4547 19:00 [no]

SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE
( `ハ´) SAGE SAGE http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1139363681/ SAGE SAGE
SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE

303 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4547 20:59 [no]

ヽ( # ゚Д゚)ノ I demand an apology! You insulted my feelings!

304 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4547 21:13 [no]

ヽ< # ゚Д゚>ノ Hey! I was here first!

305 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4547 23:42 [no]

( ゚ ヮ゚) posting in legendary thread!

306 This post sucks.

307 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4547 23:53 [no]

  (●)〜*. _ I have taken Grandpa hostage! Jihad! Jihad!
 (__) /
 ( ゚ノ皿ト゚ ) ¬ ( ´ω`) < What?

308 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 18:21 [no]

(・∀・)つ◎ PUSH HERE TO RESET

(・∀・) Aaaaanyway...

(・∀・) Grandpa, I have a question to ask... but I'm too emberassed to say.

309 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 18:23 [no]

( ´ω`) Go on, spit it out!

310 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 18:24 [no]

(・∀・) Nevermind, I think I'll ask Dad.

(・∀・) But I do have a question for you. Personally, I feel that there are certian boundaries set by God that science should not overstep. How do you feel on this subject?

311 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 18:38 [no]

( ´ω`) I think any being powerful enough to create the entire universe probably doesn't care where you stick your dick, boy.

312 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 18:47 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, I wasn't talking about myself. It's about a friend of mine.

313 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 19:39 [no]

( ´ω`) Go on...

314 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 20:17 [no]

(・∀・) Well, he likes this girl, you see. But he doesn't like her body, and plans to fuse her with a rat.

315 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 20:25 [no]

FYUUUSHANN!!

straaberi beru!

317 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 23:26 [no]

( ´ω`) I see, and what does the girl think about this plan?

318 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 00:47 [no]

(・∀・) She didn't have an opinion, since he covered her mouth in duct tape and knocked her out. She's now inside his lab, about to undergo the experiment. So, what do you think, Grandpa?

319 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 01:45 [no]

( ´ω`) Yes.

320 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 01:47 [no]

( ´ω`) Well, this is really a delicate situation. We have to ask ourselves questions such as, "How do I know if I am acting in a good or moral way?" and so forth. And to do that, we must first come upon an objective definition of the terms in question.

321 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 02:13 [no]

( ´ω`) A woman is two-faced,
A worrisome thing
That will leave you to sing
The blues in the night

So yeah, fusing her with a rat is A-OK.

322 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 03:27 [no]

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩・∀・)< Hello? Oh, hey dude! ...Yeah. Yeah. ...Uh huh. Well, I'll have to ask...Okay, bye.
□………(つ  |   \______________________
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(・∀・) I just got in touch with my friend. He says that she's now become a rabid, mutant beast. He wants me to go to his house with as many guns and swords as I can to go to battle. Should I go, Grandpa?

323 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 03:59 [no]

( ´ω`) In such cases, air strikes are a safer and more reliable method.

324 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 07:01 [no]

(・∀・) ...but he's still in there

325 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 09:03 [no]

( ´ω`) He'll survive it. Trust me.

326 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 12:03 [no]

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩・∀・)< Yeah, so I'm going to... well, yeah... that's... but... oh, alright.
□………(つ  |   \______________________
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(・∀・) Grandpa, he wants to talk to you.

327 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 15:23 [no]

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩´ω`)< Dominoes?
□………(つ  |   \______________________
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328 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 15:28 [no]

□……… (⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh! I have eaten my captor!

329 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 15:33 [no]

       ∧ ∧  
       ∩´ω`)< Well, congratulations. I don't know if you've
□………(つ  |   forgotten or what, but you aren't supposed to
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|  put the phone in your mouth.

330 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 17:59 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is Dick Cheney shooting people in the face?

331 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 18:12 [no]

( ´ω`) He just wants to see them die.

332 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 18:31 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, do you think we could print out these threads and sell them to Reader's Digest?

333 Name: sage 1993-09-4549 20:01 [no]

( ´ω`) You might get a check for $25 for "The Most Unforgettable Character I've Ever Met"

334 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 23:55 [no]

(・∀・) Wait, which one of us is the most unforgettable?

335 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 23:56 [no]

( ´ω`) It's me, junior. Who could forget my 'w'-shaped mouth?

336 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 23:56 [no]

(・∀・) I think upside-down 'A' is superior.

337 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 23:57 [no]

(⌒o⌒) Actually, the most unforgettable would be me.

338 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 23:57 [no]

Σ( ゚Д゚;;) Grandpa! The rat-woman monster is here!

339 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 03:23 [no]

( ´ω`) I'm retired, as I've said before. I know forty different martial arts styles and such, but I'm not up for some ass-kicking right now. You deal with her.

( ´ω`) ZZzzzZzzzz

340 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 08:08 [no]

(⌒o⌒) I like volleyball and potato chips, but I don't like snakes!

341 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 08:39 [no]

(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh hoh

342 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 09:17 [no]

キタ━━━━━━(⌒o⌒)━━━━━━!!!!!

343 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 10:18 [no]

ヲホホホ━━━━━━(⌒o⌒)━━━━━━!!!!!

344 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 13:09 [no]

キタ━━━━━━(・∀・)━-

(・∀・) Wait, I think I need to do something about this.

345 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 13:58 [no]

(⌒o⌒) Let's play!

346 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 14:00 [no]

(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh hoh

347 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 17:35 [no]

(・∀・) So, um, do you read Eyeshield 21, Laughing-face-rat person?

348 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 17:55 [no]

(⌒o⌒) ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL

(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh hoh

349 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 19:03 [no]

(・∀・) Football hurts too much. But we can play some Dorabase, if you like.

350 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 20:41 [no]

(⌒o⌒) WHAT

(⌒o⌒) I SEEEEEEEED!! ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!

tackle

(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh hoh

(・∀・; ) Just what did he see in her, anyway...

351 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 21:51 [no]

(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh hoh. I will get you all. Woh hoh hoh hoh.

352 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 22:35 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, kill it for me!

( ´ω`) Fine.
( ´ω`)つ* snap

(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh-
(⌒∵∴∵ oh-
∵∴∵∴

( ´ω`) Tanasinn.

353 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 22:37 [no]

(・∀・) Sugoi sugoi Grandpa-chan! When did you learn how to use tanasinn?

354 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 22:46 [no]

        〜〜〜〜〜○〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜
               。
              ゚  
         <⌒/ヽ-、___  
       /<_/____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

           ∧∧
          ( ・∀・)  Grandpa! I just had this weird dream!
         _| ⊃/(___ You were controlling something called "tanasinn"
       / └-(____/ And then things stopped making sense. The rat thing died.
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh hoh

355 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 03:29 [no]

( ´ω`) I...

356 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 05:06 [no]

( ´ω`) In the end, we'll all become...

( ⌒ω⌒) Rats.

357 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 05:12 [no]

        〜〜〜〜〜○〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜
               。
              ゚  
         <⌒/ヽ-、___  
       /<_/____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

           ∧∧
          ( ・∀・)  Grandpa! I just had this weird dream!
         _| ⊃/(___ First I dreamt that you were controlling something called "tanasinn."
       / └-(____/ And then things stopped making sense. The rat thing died.
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ But then you became a rat!

358 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 05:19 [no]

                ∧∧
              (( ( ⌒ω⌒) )) What was that Junior? I'm busy.
              (( // 、) 、)∩))
            ((〜((≡γ'⌒ヽ∧∧ ))
               し'`Jし'ゝつ⌒o⌒)っ )) Woh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

359 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 05:24 [no]

           ∧∧
          ( ゚Д゚)  Grandpa, who the hell is that?
         _| ⊃/(___
       / └-(____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

360 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 05:27 [no]

           ∧∧
          ( ⌒Д⌒)  ?!
         _| ⊃/(___
       / └-(____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

361 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 10:31 [no]

( ´ω`) I was just kidding. Stop taking everything I say so seriously.

362 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 11:16 [no]

( oωo)

363 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 12:44 [no]

        〜〜〜〜〜○〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜
               。
              ゚  
         <⌒/ヽ-、___  
       /<_/____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

           ∧∧
          ( ・∀・)  Grandpa! I...
         _| ⊃/(___ ....eh, fuck it.
       / └-(____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
         <⌒/ヽ-、___  
       /<_/____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

364 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 13:22 [no]

(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh hoh! Wake up wake up wake up! It's time to plaaaaay! Woh hoh hoh hoh

365 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 15:48 [no]

           ∧∧
          ( ・∀・)  
         _| ⊃/(___
       / └-(____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
         <⌒/ヽ-、___  
       /<_/____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
           ∧∧
          ( ・∀・)  
         _| ⊃/(___
       / └-(____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
         <⌒/ヽ-、___  
       /<_/____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
           ∧∧
          ( ・∀・)  
         _| ⊃/(___
       / └-(____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
         <⌒/ヽ-、___  
       /<_/____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
           ∧∧
          ( ・∀・)  Exercise is good for us.
         _| ⊃/(___
       / └-(____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

366 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 16:13 [no]

           ∧∧
          ( ⌒o⌒)  
         _| ⊃/(___
       / └-(____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
         <⌒/ヽ-、___  
       /<_/____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh hoh

367 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 17:54 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why does American Idol have so many effeminate men auditioning?

368 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 00:30 [no]

         <⌒/ヽ-、___  
       /<_/____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

           ∧∧
          ( ´ω`) That's just our style, junior.  
         __| ⊃/(__
       / └-(____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

369 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 04:24 [no]

(・∀・) I could audition for American Idol! I'm sure I could be the number 1 star with the multi-platinum hit single, All Alone for Christmas (as usual)! What do you think, Grandpa?

370 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 05:36 [no]

( ´ω`) 'Make your money quick and get out quick.' That's what they always say.

371 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 09:35 [no]

( ;´ω`) But then again, the places I made my money in were pretty shady.

372 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 19:28 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa! Don't you think this board has become kind of... lame?

373 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 19:55 [no]

( ´ω`) No, not really. Why do you ask?

374 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 20:14 [no]

(・∀・) !

(・∀・) YOU asked ME a question in your own thread! now isn't that a bad sign?

375 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 20:17 [no]

( ´ω`) I can't read minds.

( ´ω`) Or so I say.

376 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 21:56 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa... I'll finish this saga by asking a question...

ドン━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━ッ!!
"What's your name... your name... ur name.. name...me..."

377 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 21:57 [no]

((( ´ω`)))

378 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 21:59 [no]

( ´ω`) Anyway, now I'm going to have to kill you.

( ´ω`) Your dreams of tanasinn are dangerous to the seal. I can't afford to play around like this any longer.

379 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4553 03:15 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what is your stand on abortion?

*( ´ω`)
    (・∀・)*

380 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4553 08:50 [no]

( ´ω`) I think abortion should be ...

( ´ω`) ...

( ∴ω`∴∵

(∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵tanasinn

(・∀・) Granpa!!!

381 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4553 10:53 [no]

(∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ It seems I was too late... the world's destruction is at hand!

( ´ω`) Just kidding, now go get me some fried bologna.

382 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4553 18:22 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what juicy gossip do you have for the hungry public aching for some trashy rumors about celebrities?

383 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4553 18:32 [no]

( ´ω`) The Olsen twins are actually men.

384 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4553 23:43 [no]

( ´ω`)

385 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 00:27 [no]

(・∀・)

386 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 00:33 [no]

(・八・)

387 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 01:51 [no]

(⌒o⌒)

388 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 01:54 [no]

( `ハ´)

( `ハ´)

( `ハ´)

( `ハ´)_(I don't look like it, but I'm planning my next move)_

389 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 19:19 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, have you ever eaten frozen raw ground beef?

390 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 20:40 [no]

(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh. Oh dear junior. I don't know but I ate him.

391 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 20:47 [no]

(・∀・) Oh, okay. I probably would've asked you, but you probably have, and you probably liked it...

        〜〜〜〜〜○〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜
               。
              ゚  
         <⌒/ヽ-、___  
       /<_/____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

           ∧∧
          ( ・∀・)  
         _| ⊃/(___
       / └-(____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

392 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 21:28 [no]

           ∧∧
          ( ・∀・) 
THE REALIZATION!!!!!

393 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 21:35 [no]

CHAPTER 1

394 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 21:37 [no]

Junior goes to high school 2nd year. He has trouble waking up but his childhood friend fiancee manages to make him attend the morning classes.

395 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 21:40 [no]

scene 1

396 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 21:45 [no]

(。・_・) G-good morning Junior-kun...

397 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 23:11 [no]

(・∀・) Ah, Good Morning, Fiancee! I think I know a quicker way to school. I found it on MapQuest last night.

(・∀・) Now to just find this "Mordor" place. It should just be around the corner and then it's just a few minutes to school! No more tardy slips!

398 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 23:13 [no]

(。・_・) HAI!

399 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 23:17 [no]

junior and fiancee takes the shortcut

400 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 23:27 [no]

(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh. Why have you come here? This is not a place for children!

401 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 02:58 [no]

(⌒o⌒)Woh hoh hoh. Zakenna, take care of those two!

( `w´)Zakenna-!!

402 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 03:24 [no]

( ´ω`) Stop!

(・∀・) (。・_・) (⌒o⌒) Grandpa! What are you doing here?

(・∀・) Are you following me to school still?

( ´ω`)Hang on, Junior, I've got to deal with Zakenna here!

( `w´)Zakenna-!? HAAAAAAAAAAA

403 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 03:26 [no]

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404 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 04:12 [no]

(。・_・)This looks bad.

405 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 04:15 [no]

( OωO) 『ロードローラー』だッ!!!

406 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 04:19 [no]

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          ,,/"´´//:...::::::: :/ ̄`゙/   _    `ヽ、
        -‐ァ''",〃::/ //::::/'´  /_,,..-‐''"ヽ、 `,     `r=‐-、
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407 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 04:28 [no]

>>405
( ´∀`) WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

408 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 04:29 [no]

                ( ´ω`)_ノ   
                 /  `  __、
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       ____i' :、_;-+:;;、_  _、+'
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409 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 05:41 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, just what is this place?

410 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 05:55 [no]

( ´ω`) The forbidden garden of DQN, you dumb shit.

411 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 06:23 [no]

(^ω^) The forbidden garden of DQNVIPwwwwwww

412 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 06:27 [no]

(・∀・) wwwwwwwwwwww

( ´ω`) wwwwwwwwwwww

413 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 06:55 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, my second attempt at writing something is failing and you aren't helping me at all!

414 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 07:02 [no]

⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃ブーン

415 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 07:07 [no]

( ´ω`) Well, in my day...

416 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 15:32 [no]

(。;;・_・;)Grandpa, I'm pregnant with your child.

417 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 15:39 [no]

                ∧∧
              (( (´ω`) )) <what, so soon?
              (( // 、) 、)∩))
            ((〜((≡γ'⌒ヽ∧∧ ))
               し'`Jし'ゝつ;;・_・;)っ ))

418 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 15:54 [no]

( ´ω`) Junior, I'm pregnant with your child.

419 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 16:05 [no]

                ..∧∧
              (( ( ´ω`) ))
              (( // 、) 、)∩))
            ((〜((≡γ'⌒ヽ∧∧ ))
               し'Jし'ゝつ;;´ω)っ ))

420 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 16:12 [no]

( ´ω`) Junior, I'm pregnant with my own child.

421 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 16:15 [no]

(・A・)

422 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 16:16 [no]

( ´ω`) Junior, you're pregnant with everyone's child!

( ´ω`) running gags are so fun...

423 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 16:23 [no]

(・A・) No Grandpa! No!

424 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 16:25 [no]

(・A・)

425 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 16:32 [no]

( ´ω`) Nurupo

426 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 16:36 [no]

(・A・) Grandpa, I just don't get this VIP stuff!

427 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 16:43 [no]

( ´ω`) The VIPPERs are taking over! Junior! We must take refuge and come up with a victorious battle plan!

428 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 17:01 [no]

J( 'ー`)し
  ( )
  | |

429 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 17:04 [no]

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「vipから来ますた」「vipから来ますた」「vipから来ますた」「vipから来ますた」

430 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 17:04 [no]

( `ω´) It's over, lady! LEAVE ME ALONE!

431 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 17:46 [no]

( ´ω`) Ka

( ´ω`) Mi

( ´ω`) CHU

432 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 21:27 [no]

(・∀・) chu~

433 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4555 22:13 [no]

locked.

434 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 22:49 [no]

( ´ω`) don't lie to the people, >>433

435 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 00:08 [no]

( `ハ´) Perfect! The japanese are all gathered in one place! We can destroy them now!

436 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 00:16 [no]

GAY

437 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 00:51 [no]

( ´ω`) I thought you turned to the side of good! Well, I won't be allowing this either way.

438 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 14:17 [no]

                        ∩   ∩
       _ ∩           (⌒ )   ( ⌒)       ∩ _ 
        (ヨ,,. i             |  |  / .ノ        i .,,E)
        \ \          |  |  / /         / /
  n      \ \     .|  | / / _、    / ノ
 (  l     、 _  \ \( <, )|  | / / ,_ノ )/ /       
  \ \ ( <_, ) \         ノ(       /____( ,_ノ )    n
    ヽ___ ̄ ̄ ノ   |      /   ヽ      | __      \     l .,E)
      /    /     /     /    \     ヽ   /     /\ ヽ_/ /

439 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 14:18 [no]

揚げるぞー
まあ全部俺の自作自演ってやつなんだけどな。
                         ∧_∧
  ∧__∧                  (´<_` ) 流石だな兄者
  ( ´_ゝ`)                  /  ⌒i
_(__つ/ ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄/
  \// ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄/
  \// ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄/
  \/___//___//___//___//___/    __
       └───┴───┴───┴───┴──┼コ |
                                     ̄~

440 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 14:52 [no]

       さて・・・・   ファサァ
       ∧_∧
       ( ・∀・)       ))
       /つ( ̄`ヽO_ノ⌒ヽ
      ノ   )        \ ))
     (__丿\ヽ ::    ノ:::: )
         丿        ,:'  ))
       (( (___,,.;:-−''"´``'‐'

       俺はもう寝るぞ。お前らも夜更かしするなよ
          ∧_∧
          ( ・∀・ )
         /  ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜、
      ( ̄⊂人 //⌒   ノ  ヽ)
     ⊂ニニニニニニニニニニニニニニ⊃

┌─ ∧_∧ ─┐
│┌( -∀-)┐ │ZZZzzzz
┌─○──○─┐
│┌────┐│
││∴∵∴∵││
││∵∴∵∴││
││∴∵∴∵││
││∵∴∵∴││
│└────┘│
└──────┘

441 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 15:07 [no]

        〜〜〜〜〜○〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜
               。
              ゚  
         <⌒/ヽ-、___  
       /<_/____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

           ∧∧
          ( ・∀・)  Grandpa! I--
         _| ⊃/(___
       / └-(____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
        ∧_∧
       _( ´ω`)
     /      )           _     _
    / ,イ 、  ノ/    ∧ ∧―= ̄ `ヽ, _
   / / |   ( 〈 ∵. ・( >>r1__ >  ゛ 、_―
  | !  ヽ  ー=- ̄ ̄=_、  (/ , ´ノ
  | |   `iー__=―_ ;, / / /
   !、リ  -=_二__ ̄_=;, / / ,'
       /  /       /  /|  |
      /  /       !、_/ /   〉
    / _/             |_/
    ヽ、_ヽ

442 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 15:10 [no]

(^ω^)Gizamoerusu

443 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 17:31 [no]

WTH is this?

444 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 18:31 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what do you think of >>443 ? He seems quite dense to me.

445 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 19:28 [no]

        ∧_∧
       _( ´ω`)Shut up already!
     /      )           _     _
    / ,イ 、  ノ/    ∧ ∧―= ̄ `ヽ, _
   / / |   ( 〈 ∵.・( >>444__ >  ゛ 、_―
  | !  ヽ  ー=- ̄ ̄=_、  (/ , ´ノ
  | |   `iー__=―_ ;, / / /
   !、リ  -=_二__ ̄_=;, / / ,'
       /  /       /  /|  |
      /  /       !、_/ /   〉
    / _/             |_/
    ヽ、_ヽ

446 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 20:23 [no]

(・∀・) I'm going to file your fucking ass for child abuse, Grandpa!!

447 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 02:53 [no]

(^Д^)プギャー

448 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 03:19 [no]

( ´ω`) Whatever. Help me get rid of these damn VIPPERS, why don't you?

449 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 03:27 [no]

            ,. .‐:'´: ; : : : r、;._:`丶、                }
           /: : : : :_://: ;イ:l    ^⌒` :\              /
      rt.冖7ー、: : : : :Z ,'イ: / l/        ヽ:ヽ           /
     冫⌒ハ く: : :_フ / l:/ 、l         i: i :i、       /    /
     ′ .└r‐': :_7   |′ __\        l小lr'     /      /
     i . . : :.:.|: : : Z    //::::::ヾ`′   ∠.  lハl    /      /
      |: : : : :.:.!:.:. :7    /  {tヘ__,リ     i':::iヽ !: :|  , '      , ′
      ! : : : :.:.:|:.:.:.{       `ー'´      t_リ '/: : l /      , ′
.     | : :. : :.:.:l'⌒、                '   {: : : レ'       /
      !: :.:. :.:.:.:|  〉      ,.-―−- ._    }:.: : |     /
      l: :.:.:.:.:.:.:|ヽ.      {        7   /:.:.:l|   /
     | :.:.:.:.:.i:.| `ー->、    ヽ      /  , ':.:.:.:l| !  /
    !:.:.:.:.:l|:!    '  i     `    '_,.イ:.|:.:.:.:.l !| /
      !:|:.:.:.:!l:!       }     ` T_7_´ ヽ:.:.:.:.l:|:.:.:ハリ'
     l:l!:.:/ ′_,∠>;く        | く:.`ゝ }:.:.:.:l|:.:/:r'
      l|/ /     }:.:.ヽ、‐-、  ' `Y^´:.:.:.:.:|:// 
       'r く      ´「´:.:.\     ノ:.:.:.:|:.:.リ'
    ,. :'´:.:.:.:.:.`ー、   ,':.:.:.:.:.:.:,.二_ー';.-、:.:.:l/
   j:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.v' /:.:.:.:.:.:.:.{._‐ ` ' ‐j:.:.:|
  f-、:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.::::`:"::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:r、`ヽ~ r'´:.:.:.:l HELLO VIPPERS! PLEASE GO BACK TO VIP FOR SOME LOLI ACTION!

450 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 03:27 [no]

(・A・) Do you think that will make them leave?

451 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 03:27 [no]

( ´ω`) We can hope, junior.

452 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 04:14 [no]

(^Д^) Leave this pleasant board? Never! I never well for old VIP the this kind of cannot be splendid, go away from the elegant place!

453 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 04:26 [no]

      ∧_∧
     ( ´Д`)
     /⌒    ヽ
    / /    ノヽ    _ー ̄_ ̄)',  ・ ∴.'  , .. ∧_∧ ∴.'.'  , .
    ( /ヽ   | ) --_- ― = ̄  ̄`:, .∴ '      ((( #)゚Д゚) .∴ '←静
    \ /  _, -'' ̄  = __――=', ・,' .r⌒>  _/ / ・,' , ・,‘
      (   _~"" --  _-―  ̄=_  )":" .' | y'⌒   ⌒i .' .   ’
      |   /,,, _―  ̄_=_  ` )),∴. ).  |  /  ノ | ∴.'∴.'
      |  / /   ―= _ ) ̄=_)   _), ー'  /´ヾ_ノ
      (  ) )      _ _ )=  _) ,./ ,  ノ  '
      | | /          = _)  / / /   , ・,‘
      | | |.               / / ,'  , ・,‘
     / |\ \            /  /|  |
     ∠/   ̄            !、_/ /   )
                           |_/

454 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 04:51 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, I have a serious question now. You see, I had to upgrade to firefox 1.5 for a certain feature, but it sucks and all of my settings are lost. But when I go back to 1.0.*'s, it simply won't work. Do I switch to Opera?

455 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 04:54 [no]

( ´ω`) Yes.

456 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 06:50 [no]

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457 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 07:19 [no]

        〜〜〜〜〜○〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜
               。
              ゚  
         <⌒/ヽ-、___  
       /<_/____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
           ∧∧
          ( ・∀・)  Grandpa! I--
         _| ⊃/(___
       / └-(____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

         <⌒/ヽ-、___  
       /<_/____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

458 Name: Captain Obuious 1993-09-4557 07:22 [no]

WHO THE FUCK IS GRANDPA???

459 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 07:45 [no]

( ´ω`) Who is that speaking? ARE YOU A VIPPER?

460 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 07:47 [no]

I'M FROM /DIS/ YOU FUCKING MORON

461 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 07:52 [no]

(・∀・) Hey grandpa, what did we do before all the VIP came along?

462 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 08:56 [no]

( ´ω`) Well jr, we ate copious amounts of copy pasta. I remember you got very large.

           (゚д゚ )
          <⌒/ヽ-、__ノヽノ |
        /<_/____/ <; <;
         ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
                     (゚д゚ )
          <⌒ヽ_ /ヽ-、__ノヽノ |
        /<___ノ/____/ <; <;
         ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
                       Σ(゚д゚ )
          <⌒ヽ    /ヽ-、__ノヽノ |
        /<___ノ ̄ ̄/____/ <; <;

                     (゚д゚; )
          <⌒ヽ_ /ヽ-、__ノヽノ |
        /<___ノ/____/ <; <;
         ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
                   (゚д゚; )
          <⌒/ヽ-、__ノヽノ |
        /<_/____/ <; <;
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ∧∧
         ( ・ω・)   Σ(゚д゚ )
         _| ⊃/(___ノヽノ |
       / └-(____/ <; <;
          ∧∧
         ( ゚д゚ )      ( ゚д゚ )
         _| ⊃/(___ノヽノ |
       / └-(____/ <; <;

463 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 11:58 [no]

           ⊂'v'つ
    //   r''''"""""''' ヽ _|\
    l"  "'''/   801   ヽ   >    【呪いの801】
    \ /   , - 、 ,r- 、 ヾ /    このAAを見たら死にます。
      .|   l l .O| |O l |  |"     コピペしても死にます。
      ||   l "'-ノ__l-'´ノ   |     801商店街で買い物をしても死にます。
      |  ,, "'" (.__).'''   ,, |.|.     http://www.kics.gr.jp/kita/801office/calacter.htm
       |  "'''‐-,---,-‐'''" l
       l     "'''''"    ノ
      /ヽ,,,vVvvVv,,ノノ\
      |           /
    ゚""""          """"゚

464 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 14:21 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, that demon scares me! Am I going to die?

465 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 14:53 [no]

( ´ω`) We're all dying, Junior. I've been dead inside for YEARS.

466 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 17:33 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why does my DQN thread have only three replies? I thought it was funny.

467 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 17:44 [no]

( ´ω`)

468 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 19:22 [no]

                   _,,,,,,,,,,,,,__
               ,,,--''''~:::::::::::::::::::~'''--,,,
.            ,-'':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::~''-
           /:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ヽ,
.          /:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ヽ:::::::::::ヽ,
.           /::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;:::::::::::::/::::::::::::l:;:::::ヽ;:::ヽ,
.         /:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/::::::::::::/::;::::::::::l l|;::::::lヽ:::ヽ,
.          l:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/::::::::::::/l::l:::::::::::l ll l::::::l .l:::l i
         l::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;/:::::::::/:/.l:l.l::::::::::l .ll .l:::::l.l l;ノ l
         l::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/l:;::::::/l::/ ll l::::::::/ ! |;;ノl
          l:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>.l:l:::::/.l:l .l .l::::::/,-ノ ''/ l_,
.         l::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::> l.l:::l l| _!,-''~~    ,-}~
.          l::::::::::::::::/~'-;::::::> ヽ;:l,,-''~_,,,-''/~    l;;ノl
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.         l:::::::::::::::::ヽ  .l:::::l    ~~'''''~        >l
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.        l::::::::::::::::::::::l::::::l~l-,_l          ,,=' /i
.       l:::::::::::::::::::::::::l::::ヽ:l'''~lヽ,_.         /i-''ヽ
       l::::::::::::::::::::::::::l:::::ll:l:l''-,i  ~''' ,,,,_____,,,,,,/l. ヽ'ノヽ
.       l:::::::::::::::::::::::::::l::::/l::l l~'''i   l-;;;;;;;;;;;;;--,;;;l  ヽ--ヽ,
       l::::::::;:::::::::::::::::::l:://:::l::l''~l  _,,l,,,-''~'''''---,ヽ,  ヽ--'ヽ
      l:::::::::l:::::::::::::::::///ノ .l,__,l ヽ-,,''/~''''-   ヽヽ.   ヽ-'~ヽ,
        l::::::::l::::::::::::::;;-',,,-,''  ,l:::::l-  _,,-''''''''       \   ヽ;:::::ヽ
      l::::::::l::::::::::::;,-''--,,_. ヽ,  ヽ::ヽ ヽ--'~~ヽ,      ヽ.    ヽ;::::ヽ
     l:::::::::l::::::::/    ヽ  ヽ, ヽ::ヽ     iヽ,     ヽ.     ヽ;:::ヽ
.     l:::::::::l:::::::/       ヽ,  ヽ, ヽ:ヽ     .l ~'-,.    l.      ヽ;::ヽ
     l:::::::::l:::::::l        ヽ   ヽヽヽ  _,,,ノ  ヽl     l        ヽヽ
.    l:::::::::l:::::::l         ヽ   ~ヽ!''''~      ヽ     lヽ        ヽヽ
    l:::::::::ll::::::l          .l     ヽ      ノ l    l:::ヽ,         ヽ,
.    l:::::::::l.l::::/       _,,  /,      ヽ       i. l.    l::::::ヽ,    ,    /'ヽ
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    /      /:::::::l ヽ::::::::ヽヽ      .l      

469 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 20:35 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa! Are you alright? Is there anything wrong with your voice?

470 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 21:50 [no]

( ´ω`)Sometimes when you get to my age, something named 'tact' crawls down from your brain and starts fondling your larynx, which causes it to freeze up in shock and disgust. Don't worry, it passes quickly.

471 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4558 01:39 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, I've seen numerous lolita in this thread! Does this mean... we have entered HEAVEN?!

472 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4558 01:45 [no]

( ´ω`)Junior, one cannot enter HEAVEN without first destroying VIPPERS.

473 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4558 05:01 [no]

(;・Д・) So in the end we ended up going all the way to Yoshinoya in order to cool Grandpas nerves..

        ∬∬        You should have some too
  ( ´ω`)\_/=⊂(・∀・;)
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

474 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4558 17:19 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, do you believe that since man is no longer innocent in the eyes of God after falling from grace in the Garden of Eden and allow the universe to become imperfect, that God's ultimate plan is to allow man to have knowledge and free will that will lead to a new universe that is more perfect?

475 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4558 18:55 [no]

( ´ω`) Perfection is perfect. You cannot be more perfect than perfect. However, the universe could never have been perfect, for if it were, the events that supposedly "made" it "imperfect" could've never happened.

( ´ω`) Also, Don Knotts.

476 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 04:12 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, how much school or education have you taken in your life?

477 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 04:21 [no]

( ´ω`) I got a PhD in ass-whupping, Junior!

478 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 12:34 [no]

( `ハ´) He studied under me, you know.

479 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 19:04 [no]

( ´ω`) Only because you kept sitting on my head.

480 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 20:50 [no]

( `ハ´) I COULDN'T SEE THE TEACHER FROM ANYWHERE ELSE NOW SHUT UP ABOUT IT OK????

481 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 21:11 [no]

(・∀・) Ha ha shorty!

482 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 21:21 [no]

           ∧_∧
           ( ´Д`)   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          /   \ <  Ha ha shorty!
          ||  ||  \___________
          ||  ||
     __ //_ //___
    /  //  //      /
   /    ̄     ̄      //    
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||    
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||    
   ||   Teacher's desk    ||  ||    
   ||                ||  (・Д・;) (´ω` ) ( `ハ´)

483 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 03:28 [no]

(`ハ´ ) I don't need to take this crap from you...

484 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 13:21 [no]

( ´ω`) Good riddance! That guy is such a mooch.

485 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 15:20 [no]

( `ハ´) I'm taking these bananas with me.

486 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 15:49 [no]

( `ハ´) And this peanut butter.

( `ハ´) And these hot dog buns.

( `ハ´) I'm going to make some peanut butter banana hoagies tonight.

487 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 16:15 [no]

(・∀・) Damn, that sounds good...

488 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 18:15 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, since Elvis died with no male heir, who is the current King of Rock 'n Roll and where is the crown?

489 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 21:01 [no]

( ´ω`) Currently, there is no King. Dick Clark is the Regent of Rock 'n Roll (since he could never take over the throne but will clearly live well into the next millenia to appoint a new monarch) He has entrusted the crown to Vin Diesel for safekeeping.

490 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 22:09 [no]

( `ハ´)Grandpa, you are losing your touch! I'm moving to North Korea!

491 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 23:05 [no]

( ・ω・) Hay guys, am I cool yet?

492 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 01:24 [no]

(・∀・) Clonepa, what's that smell?

493 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 02:04 [no]

   人
  (__)
  (__)
 ( __ )
 ( ・ω・) The Japanese have a scatalogical fetish and everyone seems to like them...

494 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 09:55 [no]

(・∀・) What does scatalogical mean?

495 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 11:03 [no]

( ´ω`) Sonny, you know you should hit WP when you want to learn about things kids do nowdays

496 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 15:44 [no]

(・∀・) Hello kids! ...no, wait.

497 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 07:30 [no]

( ´ω`)バカ!私はグランドパです!こんいちは、子wwwwwおっぱい。

498 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 08:42 [no]

(・∀・) You sound like a gaijin just starting to learn japanese grandpa.

499 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 09:31 [no]

( ´ω`)おいすー^^ 今北産業orzなんだけどこのスレタカスクリニックがひろがりんぐwwwうえっwwwうぇww( ^ω^)
フリスクキタコレ久々にワロタwwwてゆーか馴れ合いたい携帯厨ですがなにか文句でも?と書いてみるテストww
なんて釣りでしたm9(^Д^)プギャーww俺も参加してるよテラオモシロスな罠www
ブーンだけあったかいナリ詳しくテラワロスwwwうはwwおkwww
ヒント:この速さなら言えるツンデレ俺本当は新参VIPPERだお (´・ω・`)
ちょwwwwwおまwwwwwそれなんて全力で釣られるのがVIPクオリティな件?www
sageない古参厨UZEEEEEEEEEEからおっぱいうp汁wwwwwwwww
突撃先で「VIPからキマスタwwwwwww」と書きこんだ俺ガイルwwwwwww

500 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 23:36 [no]

(・∀・) Just thinking about 500GETing, that's all.

501 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 01:37 [no]

( ´ω`) Being old means being able to be proud over silly things like younger people than you achieving bogus achievements.

502 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 02:39 [no]

(・∀・) o O (Grandpa at the start of the thread = ( ´ω`))

(・∀・) o O (Grandpa now = ( ´ω`))

(;・∀・) o O (Grandpa at time of 1000GET = (          ´ω`))

503 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 02:51 [no]

(          ´ω`          ) I never told you I can strech my body like putty?

504 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 18:25 [no]

(・∀・) That joke just sucked grandpa.

505 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 18:31 [no]

( ´ω`)Did I ever tell you the one about the bear and the rabbit?

506 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 20:05 [no]

(・∀・) Isn't that the one where the rabbit impregnated the bear, then, 2 months later, ate the bear and used the embryos to play baseball with?

507 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 20:23 [no]

( ´ω`)That's a new one to me. Let's hear it!

508 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4564 03:45 [no]

(・∀・)

509 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4564 15:56 [no]

( ´ω`)

510 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4564 16:06 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, were you a Cavalier, Roundhead, or a Clubman during the English Civil War?

511 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4564 18:09 ID:6WIHlCwr

( ´ω`) I was a Mexican.

512 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4564 18:23 ID:jkjosJoI

(・∀・) Grandpa, is there any advice you can offer me regarding grooming habits?

513 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4564 18:44 ID:8sp2IW+y

( ´ω`) Junior, the most fundamental thing you can always do: wash your penis.

514 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4564 21:18 ID:NKZVFTtV

(・∀・) Grandpa, why did the porridge bird lay his egg in the air?

515 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4565 00:30 ID:iM9uAFHB

( ´ω`)Junior, what the fuck are you talking about?

516 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4565 00:52 ID:Irpv4SrG

(・A・) We are the Alpha and the Omega.

(`μ´) The beginning and the end.

( ´ω`) The first and the last.

517 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4565 10:42

(´ω`) So now cultists are living in my basement too?

518 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4565 15:08

(・∀・) They're my friends!

519 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4565 16:22

(`μ´) We mean no harm.

(`μ´) We only wish to be allowed to worship the great Tanasinn.

(`μ´) We have some pamphlets, if you want...

520 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4565 16:29

(´ω`)Junior, get rid of them. NOW!

521 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4565 18:16

(・∀・) Aww, don't be like that. Here, I'll introduce you.

(・∀・) This is... ah... uhm...

(`μ´) We are 'Mu' -mu.

(`μ´) Praise be to Tanasinn -mu.

522 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4565 18:43

(・∀・) wtf.

523 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4565 20:11

(ᵔᴗᵔ) əʞzxs/ɯoɔ·լɹnʎuᴉʇ//:dʇʇɥ

524 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4565 22:26

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is Tanasinn so ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴

525 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4566 08:44

(`μ´) Tanas∴∵∴

(`μ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴

∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴

526 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4566 13:29

∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴μ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴μ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵μ∴∵
∴μ∵∴∵∴μ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴μ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵μ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴μ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴μ∵∴∵∴∵
∴μ∵∴∵∴∵μ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴μ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵

527 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4566 14:25

(-∀-) I AM SPARTACUS!!!!

528 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4566 14:25

(´ω` ) Aw, dammit. I'll get the vacuum cleaner.

529 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4566 20:29

( ゚ ヮ゚) Gwandpapy! Gwandpapy! I made a poo-poo!

530 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4566 20:45

(´ω` ) So did I. Can you reach over and grab that box of Depends off the counter for me?

531 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4566 20:45

(´ω` ) So did I. Can you reach over and grab that box of Depends off the counter for me?

532 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4566 20:45

(´ω` ) So did I. Can you reach over and grab that box of Depends off the counter for me?

533 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4566 20:46

(´ω` ) So did I. Can you reach over and grab that box of Depends off the counter for me?

534 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4566 22:36

(・∀・) Sing me a song, Grandpa.

535 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4567 00:38

(´ω`) I just did, Junior.

536 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4567 04:52

(´ω` ) So did I. Can you reach over and grab that box of Depends off the counter for me? *♪*

537 Name: LeDQN!LeDqnM1Jj2 : 1993-09-4567 05:36

(゜∀。) Poasting in a legendary thread.

538 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4567 05:42

( ´ω`)kids

539 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4567 06:38

(゜∀。)

( ´ω`) Good Jr, you look kinda cool

540 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4567 18:16

Meanwhile in North Korea....

(=< `∀´) I must fit in with the locals.

(=< `∀´) How about that Starcraft, huh? Pretty great game!

541 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4567 18:26

( ´ω`) Junior, I thought I specifically told you not to go snooping around the lower left drawer box in my bedroom.

(゜∀。) Sorry grandpa, but I couldn't resist trying heroin for at lesast once in my lifetime...wow, is that pink Yukorin over there?!

( ´ω`) It's a clock...

542 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4567 18:32

(・∀・) .....Grandpa, who is that guy?

543 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4567 21:35

( ゚ ヮ゚) I like -

( ゚ -゚) oh wait. wrong thread.

( ゚ -゚) ........

544 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4567 21:48

( ´ω`) Please state your insults in the form of a question.

545 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4567 21:50

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do you smell like mothballs and farts?

546 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 09:16

( ´ω`) Junior, at least I don't smell like piss like you you do.

547 Name: : 1993-09-4568 09:21

(・∀・) Grandpa, are you ever going to pull grandma's used tampons out of your nostrils?

548 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 13:47

( ´ω`) Yes, it will be passed down to you and generations to come.

549 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 14:33

( ゚ ヮ゚) Is this the...?

( ゚ -゚) poop. wrong door again...

(゚- ゚ ) I'll just see myself out.

550 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 14:38

( ´ω`)Why does that young girl keep coming in to my house?

551 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 14:40

(・∀・) Hey grandpa, did my classmate drop by yet?

(・∀・) I don't know if she'll remember that she's supposed to, she's a bit ditzy.

552 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 15:48

( ´ω`)You know I'm just going to have my way with her.

553 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 16:21

( ゚ ヮ゚) I like having my way with girls 12- and 22+!

(゚- ゚ ) .....

554 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 18:13

( ´ω`) Junior, what did I tell you about bringing lesbians to the house?

555 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 18:31

(・∀・) Always have the camcorder ready?

556 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 19:31

( ´ω`) That too, but... also always bring two of them.

557 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 19:40

(・∀・) Grandpa, they only sell them in six packs!

558 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 22:03

( ´ω`) Lesbians?

559 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 22:38

(・∀・) Camcorders.

560 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 03:02

(゚ ∀ o) Grandpa, I've been playing Disgaea lately. I have a Divine Majin at like, level 9999, with the Yoshitsuna and has two maxed out Gladiators and stuff!!!

561 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 07:07

( ´ω`)Such an honor; surely you will be the most repected of guests at the garden party!

562 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 07:32

( ´ω`) Just kidding. Har har har ha*cough* har.

563 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 08:42

(・∀・) Why are you so legendary, Grandpa?

564 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 08:47

( ´ω`)Well son, if it doesn't have to do with the fact that I've lived for eons, saved the universe a few hundred times, and my incredible wit, humor, and sexiness...

( ´ω`)I have two 1000-post threads and one thats ongoing. I created you, Darkpa, and a lot of the more popular DQN characters. And, dagnabbit, I'm the 4-ch mascot! Now get me some fucking pie, Junior!

565 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 10:44

( ゚ ヮ゚) Who wanted leasbians???

( ゚ -゚) Umh I mean...

( ゚ ヮ゚) Pie!

566 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 19:36

( ´ω`)No! No! It's four and twenty blackBIRDS baked in a pie!
Those poor, poor kids...
.

567 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 19:51

( ゚ -゚) No lesbians?

(゚ -゚ ) I'll be going then.

568 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 20:00

J(・∀・)し

569 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 21:30

(・∀・) So Grandpa, what do you think of Atlus' recent aquirement of Super Robot Wars OG 1 and 2? This is much more important than Disgaea shit!

570 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 21:38

( ´ω`) Put Mom's wig away and shut up about those damned ding-dang picture games! It's Grampa's nap time!

571 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 22:34

( ´ω`)..........

572 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 22:40

J(・∀・)し But Grandpa!

573 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 00:43

ξ(・∀・)ξ I feel pretty!

574 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 01:12

( ´ω`) Don't tempt me!

575 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 02:44

ξ(・∀・)ξ Keep away from me! I'm trying to get the lesbians to stay. It's a tough job, but a man gotta do what a man gotta do.

576 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 06:04

( ゚ -゚)

577 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 10:15

( ゚ ヮ゚) You're a real lesbian underdcover, aren't you!

( ☆ヮ☆) Your panties are showing.

578 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 15:00

ξ(・∀・)ξ Honeypie I swear, I'll become lesbian for you! HARD LEZ!

579 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 18:59

ξ( ´ω`)ξ Sei! Sei! Sei!

ξ(・∀・)ξ Foooooo!

580 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 19:14

( ゚ ヮ゚) Big sisters!

581 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 20:01

( ´ω`) all this excitement is really bad for my rheumatism. I'm going to lay down for a while.

582 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 20:32

( ´ω`)zzzzzZZZZZzzz...lesbians...zzzzzzzz....

583 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 20:47

ξ(・∀・)ξ What's this gay noise?

584 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 21:23

( ´ω`)Must be this thread...

585 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 21:25

( ゚ ヮ゚) Oneeeeeesamaaaaaaaaaaaa

586 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 21:53

(・∀・) Hey,
as you probably know, many people who look at anime often tend to like hentai. And I have watched some hentai, but I really don't get it. How can anyone like it? Sure, some of the parts can be really fun, but mostly it's just sick! How can grown up people seriosly sit and watch at drawned rape scenes?! Offcourse not all hentai is about grest demons raping small innocent grils, that seem to like to be raped, but I still don't get it. Because hentai is only a very strange perverted version of porn. ( http://www.animenfo.com/forums/about5546.html&highlight= )

587 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 22:41

( ´ω`)Sonny, you still have a lot to learn about kopipe.

588 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 03:29

(・∀・) Why can't you ever respect me, Grandpa?

589 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 03:32

(´ω`) Because respect has to be earned, you little crotch dropping.

590 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 05:58

(・∀・) Nigga, I gon' fuck you up like a bitch aint knowin

591 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 06:15

(          ゜∀。          )

(・∀・) He's made of rubber!
( ゚ ヮ゚) How did that happen?!

592 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 06:32

( ´ω`)You kids should be more focused

593 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 14:14

(・∀・) I'm sorry, Grandpa, I forgot to take my meds.

594 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 14:56

( ゚ ヮ゚) Mittens!

( ゚-゚) No, wait...

(゚-゚ ) Brb...

595 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 15:01

ALL YOUR THREAD ARE BELONG TO BU-N

         /⌒ヽ
   ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃
        |    /            /⌒ヽ
   ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃
        |    /       BU-N!
         ( ヽノ
         ノ>ノ 
     三  レレ         /⌒ヽ
   ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃
        |    /       BU-N!
         ( ヽノ
         ノ>ノ 
     三  レレ         /⌒ヽ
   ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃
        |    /       BU-N!
         ( ヽノ
         ノ>ノ 
     三  レレ 
         ( ヽノ
         ノ>ノ 
     三  レレ

596 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 15:03

( ゚-゚) I was away for, what, 2 seconds and already this place is ravaged by wild bu-n. That kinda sucks.

597 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 15:38

( ´ω`) You kids have no sense of history. Once, this thread was ravaged by wild bu-n, until hunters nearly drove them to the point of distinction. The fact that they are finally returning is a sign that the atmosphere of DQN is finally becoming less poisonous.

598 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 18:16

(・∀・) Grandpa! Tell is a story!

599 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 18:17

( ゚-゚) I meant us...

600 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 18:38

( ゚ ヮ゚) Wow Junior you looked like me for a while!

( ゚-゚) Weird...

(゚-゚ ) I'm going to the lil' ladies' room.

601 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-4571 21:56

602 Name: ( `ハ´) : 1993-09-4571 22:34

ALL YOUR THREAD ARE BELONG TO BU-N

         /⌒ヽ
   ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃
        |    /            /⌒ヽ
   ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃
        |    /       BU-N!
         ( ヽノ
         ノ>ノ 
     三  レレ         /⌒ヽ
   ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃
        |    /       BU-N!
         ( ヽノ
         ノ>ノ 
     三  レレ         /⌒ヽ
   ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃
        |    /       BU-N!
         ( ヽノ
         ノ>ノ 
     三  レレ 
         ( ヽノ
         ノ>ノ 
     三  レレ

603 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 00:23

(・∀・) Grandpa, hack 4-ch and make this horrible blinking stop!

604 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 00:58

( ´ω`) Oh you see it too? I thought my eyes were going...

605 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 02:04

( ゚ -゚)

606 Name: (・∀・) Grandpa!eacF9fKRy6!!JJYYs87i : 1993-09-4572 02:04

 

607 Name: (・∀・) Grandpa, I'm stuck in the name field. : 1993-09-4572 02:05

 

608 Name: ( ´ω`)I remember back in my day when I hung out in the name field. : 1993-09-4572 02:07

 

609 Name: (・∀・) How did you get out? : 1993-09-4572 02:43

 

610 Name: ( ・ω・) You're going to say this isn't cool anymore, aren't you? : 1993-09-4572 02:51

 

611 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 11:38

(・∀・) lol, Clonepa is still hanging out in the name field. That's like, so 2 posts ago.

612 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 14:27

( ´ω`) He has my sense of nostalgia for the dusty past.

613 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 19:25

(・∀・) Grandpa, Dave's not here, man.

614 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 20:06

( ´ω`) Junior, drug humor was always in bad taste. Although Earache My Eye never failed to make me chuckle a bit at the points where he physically abused his son.

615 Name: ( ゚ -゚) This name field is weird...is that a bu-n over there? : 1993-09-4572 20:25

.

616 Name:    ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃ BU-N : 1993-09-4572 20:59

 

617 Name: ( ゚ -゚) Huh. So this is where all those wild bu-n came from. : 1993-09-4572 21:01

 

618 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 23:52

(・∀・) Grampa, who's this Frank Zappa guy you have so many records of? He looks like a homeless loser.

619 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 23:54

(´ω`) Junior, you wouldn't know good music if it bit you in the ass.

620 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 01:27

⊂二二二二二二( ^ω^)二二⊃ BU-N

621 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 09:17

( ゚ -゚) Grandpa, why are there so many bu-n here?

622 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 12:52

(´ω`) looks like the no bu-n strips are full again. I'll go replace 'em.

623 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 15:45

( ´ω`)I'll rest for the rest of the week. Later, kids.

624 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 19:24

⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃ BU-N
⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃ BU-N
⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃ BU-N
⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃ BU-N
⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃ BU-N

( ゚ -゚) ...

625 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 21:43

(・∀・) Grandpa, I find the arguement that I should "fight for my right to party" to be spiritually unfulfilling and void of any tangible philosophical influence. Could the Beastie Boys just be making a shallow remark about their desire to live without parental restrictions?

626 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 21:55

( ´ω`) zzzzzzz

627 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 22:04

( ・∀・) This noise, again....?

628 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 22:10

(・∀・ ) What could it be...?

629 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 22:12

━━━━(・∀・)━━━━!!

No. Grandpa.

630 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 00:34

(・∀・三・∀・) What? What?

631 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 00:58

キタ━━━━━━(´ω`)━━━━━━!!!!!

632 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 02:36

(゚Д゚;=;゚Д゚) FTW!!?!

633 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 10:59

<・∀・ > You're the man who killed my grandfather's first wife! DIE!!!

634 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 11:51

( ´ω`) zzzzzzz

635 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 20:26

( ・∀・) I suggest you GTFO, corean.

636 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 20:42

( ´ω`) zzzzzzz, no, stop, it hurts, naughty girl, zzzzzzzzzzz zzzz zzzzzzzzzz ahhh zzzzzzzzzz

637 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 20:48

( ゚ ヮ゚) But they're MY mittens! Get off of them!

638 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 20:59

<・∀・ > These were stolen from my great grandmother, and I am taking them back with me !

639 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 21:11

( ゚ -゚)

640 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 21:17

( ・∀・) I'm keeping quiet until I can snatch 666get...

Σ( ・Д・) WAIT OH SHI-

641 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 21:23

<・∀・ > In >>641->>666 we will be discussing the many transgressions against the moral just kind and loved corean people and the great need for apology juice and reparationsfrom japan!

642 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 21:25

<・∀・ > In BCE 6101 Corea was beginning...

643 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 22:01

( ゚ -゚)

644 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 22:09

<・∀・ > I have to wait before I go on; someone on ebay has put in a bid for the mittens!

645 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 22:11

( ; -;)

646 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 22:19

<・ω・ > Hello! I am Corean Grandfather! I am the most loved of grandfathers...and most famous. But japanese grandfather steals all of my fame!

647 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 00:04

  <   >
  _  ∩
( ´ω`)彡 (・ω・ ) ...
 

648 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 06:51

( ´ω`)彡 (・ω・ )
you're next clonepa

649 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 07:59

  (・ω・)
  _  ∩
( ´ω)彡 (´ω ) ...

650 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 11:56

( ´ω)  (´ω ) Wait a second...

    ( ´ω)
      ∩
(・∀・) ミ(´ω )

651 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 18:09

  (´ω )
   ∩
(・∀・)彡 ( `ハ´) ...

(・∀・) Darkpa?!

( `ハ´) Yes! And I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

652 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 19:53

( ゚ ヮ゚) ha ha ha ha.....

( ゚ -゚) I want my mittens back...

653 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 20:50

  (`ハ´)
   ∩
( ゚ ヮ゚)彡 ⊂( )⊃

( ゚ ヮ゚) Oh there they are!

(`ハ´) Put me down!

Mitte━━━━━━⊂( ゚ ヮ゚)⊃━━━━━━ns!!!!!

654 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 21:18

⊂<・∀・ >⊃ They are mine!

655 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 21:45

( ´ω`) This place is out of control...

656 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 21:47

⊂<・∀・ >⊃ >>655 is wearing my sweater!

657 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 22:15

<・ω・ > Never mind that, Corean Junior; put your hand back where I had it!

658 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 22:52

(・∀・) Grandpa! What was life before... aaah. forget it. this thread can not be saved.

659 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 23:56

(・∀・) Grandpa! Tell your version of the Aristocrats joke!

660 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 00:35

( ´ω`) So this family comes in to see a talent agent. He says "Sorry, we don't cover family acts; they're just not popular any more." The father says "Please, just let us show you the act. We've come a long way to do this for you, and it means everything to us."
The talent agent nods and says, "Lay it on me, daddyo."
At this, the father nods to the rest of the family, and they get started.

[CENSORED]

"Wow, that's quite an act. What do you call it?"
"The Aristocrats."

661 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 00:36

( ゚ o゚) ....!!!!!

662 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 04:06

>>660
i wonder what that [Censored] stands for >.<

663 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 04:23

664 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 04:37

(・∀・) It's almost time for 666GET. I'm excited!

665 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 04:37

(・∀・) Corean Grandpa, what was life like before Korea?

666 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 04:53

(・∀・) 666GET

667 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 06:13

( ´ω`) O SHI- You got ZZZzzzzz......

668 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 12:38

(・∀・) Do I get a prize now, grandpa?

669 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 12:45

( ´ω`) No. You son of a VIPPER.

670 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 22:10

(・∀・) Grandpa, can I spam sage [Part 3] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [SANE]?

671 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 05:39

( ´ω`) Go ahead.

672 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 12:50

( ´ω`) It's gotten awfully quite. Why, in my days, you can refresh and always find new content.

673 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 14:12

(・∀・) Grandpa, what sharp teeth you have!

674 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 15:07

( ´ω`) Please frame your insults in the form of a question.

675 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 15:42

(・∀・) Grandpa, what sharp teeth do you have?

676 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 17:11

( ´ω`) Just one, from a an evil pekingese that savaged my rump about 20 years ago. It bit so hard, the canine's canine became lodged, and it's still in there, making it hard to sit still for a long period of time.

677 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 19:04

(♥∀♥) Grandpa, have I ever told how sexy you are?

678 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 19:05

( `ハ´)Yes, but I'm not your grandpa; now stop playing with my moustache!

679 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 19:14

(・∀・) Grandpa, I love Easter for the sole fact that it's the only time in the year I can get those Cadbudry creme eggs. How about you?

680 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 19:24

( ´ω`) When I captured by the coreans during The War they strung us up by our thumbs and fed us nothing but Cadbury Creme Eggs. So every easter it reminds zzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzz

681 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 19:37

(・∀・) Still have narcolepsy, Grandpa?

682 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 19:55

( ´ω`) zzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz...um... whah? Oh, I was just resting my eyes.

683 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 20:35

(・∀・) Grandpa, what does sex feel like?

684 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 21:08

( ´ω`) Ever had that feeling when after you finally pull a tooth that's been so long, but you still tongue around the gap in your mouth still wanting to wiggle the tooth that is now gone? It's sort of like that.

685 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 22:05

(・∀・) ...

686 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 03:50

(・∀・) You must be a virgin, Grandpa!

687 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 03:51

( ´ω`) No, wait, that's not it. Did you ever have an epileptic fit and really, really get into all the uncontrolled thrashing until you not only bit your own tongue, but your wive's tongue, your kids' tongues and your neighbors tongues? It's kind of like that but with lubricants and not so much tongue biting.

688 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 04:00

(・∀・) Can we talk about something else?

689 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:09

( ´ω`) No, all this sex talk is makin' me kind of hot. C'mere, Junior.

690 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 07:45

  ( ´ω`)
  _  ∩
( ・∀・)彡 (・_・。)

(・∀・) ...

キタ━━━━━━(・∀・)━━━━━━ !!

691 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 18:10

(・∀・) Grandpa, come on! Big Bucks, Big Bucks, No Whammies, Big Bucks, STOP!

692 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 20:25

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was Grandma like?

693 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 20:27

( ´ω`) She was the daughter
of a wealthy
Florentine Pogen,
Deep in the street,
She drove a '59 Morgan

694 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 20:59

(・∀・) Grandpa, "I'm all like 'V for Vendetta' is coming out!", but my friend is all like, "Dude, time to party because it's St. Patrick's Day!" and I'm going, "Dude, fuck that immature shit! I want to go see a subversive movie based off of a comic book!" So, um, should I go see the movie alone because some people can't grow up and realize you're wasting your life by drinking beer and hitting on women?

695 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 21:23

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) You are not my grandson.

696 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 23:03

(・∀・) Oh yeah?

(・∀・) Why do you wet your bed still, Grandpa? I stopped doing that many years ago.

697 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 23:12

  ( ´ω`)
  _  ∩
( ・∀・)彡 (・∀・)

( ´ω`) That's why.

698 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 00:47

( `ハ´) Just passin' through.

699 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 00:59

(・∀・) I just finished looking through old photos of use and saw that you were only half as wrinkly as you are now.

(・∀・) So what was my first word grandpa?

700 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 01:20

( ´ω`) Nurupo.

701 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 01:40

(・∀・)

702 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 01:48

(・∀・) Oops, wrong thread.

703 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 02:00

(・∀・) GA.

704 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 14:10

( ´ω`) The old jokes truly are the best.

705 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 20:08

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is it people in other countries always laugh in English?

706 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 20:30

( ´ω`) wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

707 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 23:16

(・∀・) Answer my question sensibly, you old fart.

708 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 23:25

( ´ω`) わかんないwwwwwwwww

709 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 00:48

(・∀・) VIP kara kimasuta

710 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 12:38

(・∀・) Grandpa, how do I dance?

711 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 13:56

( ´ω`) Para bailar la Bamba, es necessita una poca de gracia.

712 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 14:30

(・∀・) Grandpa, you're speaking with languages again! I thought the exorcist finally succeeded last time...

713 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 19:02

(´゚ω゚`) Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

714 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 19:04

( ゚ ヮ゚) Byakhee, Byakhee,♪
( ゚ ヮ゚) fly me through space!♪
( ゚ ヮ゚) Take me away,♪
( ゚ ヮ゚) Far from this place!♪

715 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 19:12

(´゚ω゚`) Stop singing or I'll devour your soul!!!

716 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 19:43

(・∀・) If the byakhee shits, wear it!

717 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 20:12

( ´ω`) ♪バーか、バーか、バーか♪

718 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 20:16

(・∀・) Grandpa, have you ever been imprisoned?

719 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 20:26

( ´ω`) Did I ever tell you about how I freed the mahjongg players from the POW camp during the war?

720 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 20:35

(・∀・) Mahjong players? Don't those guys have really pointy noses and chins? How'd you free them without getting hurt?

721 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 20:43

( ´ω`) ...I asked nicely...

722 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 21:55

( ´ω`) And put guns in their mouths.

723 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 22:16

(-∀- ) Grandpa, I just had to tell you this... This, this... THREAD SUCKS!

724 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 22:25

( ´ω`) Just like the other "lets get to 1000 by" threads, amirite?

725 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 22:59

(´゚ω゚`) I'm not seeing any brains on this plate, Junior....

726 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 23:14

(・∀・) Anta baka!!!

727 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 04:15

(・∀・) Grandpa, stop doing the crossword puzzles on the newspapers we get! I told you it was my turn this week!

728 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 11:11

(´゚ω゚`) Grandpa is dead. They're my crossword puzzles now.

729 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 14:13

(・∀・)

730 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 17:32

(´゚ω゚`)

731 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 17:41

(・∀・) Grandpa! What's it like to be one of the undead?

732 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 17:46

( ´ω`) It's not much different, except my breath is a little worse.

733 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 21:40

And I can breath underwater for long periods of time, and also break Fear with a special ability.

734 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 21:59

>>726
( ´ω`) kono ahou

735 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 03:50

(・∀・) That's very interesting Grandpa, but I'd rather play as Tauren, Troll, or Orc! Have you ever jacked off to a video game?

736 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 03:53

( ´ω`) Pong. Twice.

737 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 04:45

(・∀・) You're weird, grandpa. Arkanoid is so much hotter.

738 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 05:44

( ´ω`) The little bases, not to mentoin the aliens, in Space Invaders are provocative too.

739 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 06:26

(・∀・) Yeah, I always thought the objective to Space Invaders was to shoot semen on the aliens.

740 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 15:12

( ´ω`) Red Attack was always a little too realistic for my liking.

741 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 17:09

( ´ω`) I used to love Cosmic Chasm except that I always got trapped by the expanding cores and used up all my shield time just trying to survive.

742 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 20:12

(・∀・) LFG Ragefire Chasm, priest plz

743 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 05:40

(・∀・) You're not so legendary, Grandpa! You're just old! Old people can't do anything legendary!

744 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 05:44

( ´ω`) I think >>1-741 was pretty legendary, with the exception of the posts not made by myself.

745 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 19:37

(・∀・) Grandpa, you've lived a long, interesting life. Can you tell me the most important thing you've learned so I can pass it on to future generations?

746 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 00:53

(・∀・)
(・∀・) ...
(・∀・) Grandpa?

747 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 01:42

( ´ω`) zzZZZZzzZZzzzzZZZZzzzzzzZZzzZZZZzzzz...

748 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 01:44

(・∀・) This is the 3rd thread! Why won't you die?!

749 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 02:24

( ´ω`) Did you... just notice?

750 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 02:25

( ´ω`) zzZZZZzzZZzzzzZZZZzzzzzzZZzzZZZZzzzz...

751 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 02:40

(・∀・) But no srsly, what is the wisdom you've distilled from your years on earth?

752 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 03:13

( ´ω`) Well, no fat chicks is one of em.

753 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 05:30

( ´ω`) One of very many, might I add.

754 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 10:49

(・∀・) Many fat chicks?

755 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 11:42

( ´ω`) Too many to count, sadly.

756 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 15:29

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do guys spend so much money on getting their date to the high school prom when all they really want to do is have sex with them and dump them once they get to college?

757 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 17:03

( ´ω`) Cause the cheaper they are the fatter they are.

758 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 17:47

(・∀・) Grandpa, how do you keep fit?

759 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 18:35

( ´ω`) Willpower and a diet consisting of cookies, cake and icecream.

( ´ヮ`) ...and MITTENS!

760 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 19:36

(・∀・) Grandpa, I'm a guy and I have this crush on this other guy...we see each other every day at our high school but never talk...I'd really like to be with him and I have sexual fantasies about him (masturbate in bed etc) but the problem is I don't know if he's gay. How can I find out? My gaydar says nothing.

He's pretty hot btw.

761 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 23:02

( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better then a guy's hairy asshole, Junior. That's all I can say.

762 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 00:44

( ´ω`) Speaking of poon, what the hell happened to that girl you were seeing? I hope to god you haven't decided to go down the "pound me in the ass" faggot road.

763 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 00:53

( ゚ ヮ゚) My name is MITTENS, and I'm going to have to agree that it's a toss-up between vagina or a nice mitten. I think mittens win, just by a little though <3

( ゚ -゚) ...
( ゚ o゚) ...
( ゚ -゚) ...

( ゚ ヮ゚) YEAH MITTENS!

764 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 00:55

Σ( ´ω`;)

765 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 01:53

( ゚ ヮ゚) By the way, we're just friends!!

(。・_・) ( ゚ ヮ゚)

(。・_・) Σ(゚ヮ ゚ )!

(。;・_・)(゚ヮ ゚ ) BRB!

766 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 07:12

(・∀・) Grandpa, what is life like on the moon?

767 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 12:22

( ´ω`) It's exactly like living in Amarillo, TX, Junior. Hot all day, bitter cold all night, and there's nothing at all to do ever.

768 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 13:13

>>761 just won the "idiot homophobe of the day" prize.

769 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 13:22

(・∀・) Maybe his opinion is based on experience, you ever stop to consider that, >>768??

770 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 13:22

>>768
( ´ω`) Hey now, this is DQN here, not SensitivityTrainingAnonymous

771 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 14:50

(・∀・) Sorry, Grandpa. I just had one of my spells of Righteous Indignation. It'll pass. It always does.

772 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 16:39

(・∀・) Grandpa... what was the moon like before the internet?

773 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 17:33

( ´ω`) Cheezy.

774 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 18:59

(・∀・) Grandpa, I swear to God that there's a big ol' bug crawling on your shoulder! I'm so serious! Look!

775 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 22:14

ж( ´ω`) Where?

776 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 22:19

( ´ω`) What?

777 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 23:52

( ´ω`)ж Who?

778 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 00:24

(・∀・) It's on your head now.

ж∵
( ´ω`)

779 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 01:37

   ─∧_∧ Got it!
 三 ( ・∀・)∩   
 三 ヽ、つ  ノ./_∧ ∩yeowch!
  ニ  ヽ (⌒ )    て`ω´)ノ
     ─ ∪し'⌒Y⌒   /

780 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 01:58

(´゚ω゚`) braaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn

781 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 02:02

(・∀・) umm... oops.

782 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 03:25

(・∀・) Raisin Bran? Sorry, ran out years ago, Grandpa. Haven't you noticed I've lost about 30 pounds?

(・∀・)
  () I'm skinny!

783 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 04:51

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ <Haven't you noticed I lost 100 pounds?
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

784 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 05:08

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < These things hurt...
     )   (
   \     /
    (__)_)

785 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 09:01

(´゚ω゚`) All Braaannnn
            
           (・∀・;) Quick! Call the Exorcist!
        

786 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 09:18

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DISTORTED SUPPER HUEG GRANDPA APROVES OF THIS THREAD

787 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 14:35

(´゚ω゚`) Kellogs Rice Crispies
            
           (・∀・;) Grandpa! Snap out of it!

788 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 14:56

( ´ω`) Junior, once in a while you need to expand your mind, even if it's to gigantic proportions.

789 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 15:30

( ´ω`) But by no means should you ever even think about opening it.

790 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 00:50

(・∀・) Why not, Grandpa?

791 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 12:58

( ´ω`) An open mind allows for changing opinions. On the internet, this is the equivalent of a death sentence.

792 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 14:45

(・∀・) Intellectual honesty demands that I solicite other's opinions, and accept that mine might not be the alpha and the omega. Haven't you ever changed your mind on a subject you felt important, Grandpa?

793 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 16:39

( ´ω`) Once. After Grandma and I decided to not abort your mother.

794 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 19:12

(・∀・) But Grandpa, I thought abortions were illegal back then!

795 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 22:38

( ´ω`) Back then, abortions were strictly of the 'strangle the baby while the doctor's back is turned' kind.

796 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 22:40

(・∀・) Wait, abort my mother? I thought that dad was your son...?

(・∀・) ...

(・∀・) OHSHI-

797 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 04:09

( ´ω`)
( XD) !!

798 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 08:21

( ´ω`) They might be related.

799 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 09:12

( ´ω`) Yeah sonny, 4-ch is getting shittier and shittier.

800 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 10:24

( ´ω`) I'm leaving and never coming back because this site is not the same anymore.

801 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 15:45

(・∀・) Nobody needs you anyway, Grandpa! You stink!

802 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 15:52

( ´ω`) Hello, I am Grandpa's friend, Sogeking.

803 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 16:00

(・∀・)

804 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 18:29

(・∀・) Will you teach me and answer my questions? What I'm asking is... will you be my new Grandpa?

805 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 18:45

( ´ω`) Yes, only when I do the grandpa thing it will be much cooler.

806 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 19:49

( ´ω`) Just call me Grandpa Hammerpants

807 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 20:02

( ゚-゚) ...what's that smell?
( ゚-゚) sniff
(・∀・) mroe liek Grandpa Poopypants amirite?

808 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 21:20

( ´ω`) We should finish this grandpa saga with some big philosophical section.

809 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 23:34

          。
             。 ヽ从/
        ガバッ   ∧ ∧     / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
             (゚Д゚;):. _ < Ah! It was all a dream!
            r'⌒と、j ミ ヽ \________
           ノ ,.ィ'  `ヽ. /
          /       i!./
           (_,.         //
          く.,`^''ー-、,,..ノ/
            `~`''ー--‐'

810 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 23:37

( ´ω`) Dream? I have a dream. that one day, this nation will rise up...

( ´ω`) ...That is all.

811 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 01:15

(・∀・) But grandpa, this nation already has risen up.

812 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 05:41

( ´ω`) Viagra: making our nation stand proud

813 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 09:53

( ゚-゚) ...
( ゚-゚) ...

( ´ω`) VIAGRA!

814 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 11:17

(・∀・) By the way, grandpa, I heard lesbians can raise it up without viagra. Is this true?

815 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 16:01

( ´ω`) Not for me, junior. I need a little more, if you know what I mean.

816 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 16:33

( ´ω`) Enough of that... Now we should start the Eva-like ending for this thread.

817 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 16:54

(・∀・) I am here but why?

818 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 21:44

( ´ω`) Mother? Is that you?

819 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 21:46

( ( (・-・) ) )

820 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 21:47

Down is down, and up is up. Without down and up there is nothing....
______________________________________ ( ´ω

821 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 21:48

( ´ω`) cut to rei ayanami's giand forehead that is a vagina

822 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 21:49

(・∀・) I am here but why?

823 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 21:52

( ´ω`)'s in His Heaven, All's Right With the World

824 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 21:57

(・∀・)

I am here.

825 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 22:02

here

where is

here.

826 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 01:58

( ´ω`) This is getting silly.

827 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 02:14

(・ω・) Can you guys really keep this for 173 more posts?

828 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 04:00

(;∀;) FATHER!! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME FATHER!? I HATE YOU!!

( ´ω`) Oh great, the emo-Shinji shit again..

829 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 04:11

(;Д;) mustn't run away mustn't run away mustn't run away

830 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 04:46

( ・ー・) Go home!

831 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 05:10

( ゚ ヮ゚)!
( ゚ o゚).
( ゚ -゚)...

( ゚ -゚) You deny the fact because you wish to deny that facet of your existance.

832 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 05:42

Understanding of oneself requires one to explore the understanding of others about oneself.

(;Д;) WHY! WHY do i have to post here! What is the point??

833 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 08:31

( ゚ ヮ゚)!!

( ゚ ヮ゚) I have solved the hedgehog's dilemma!

( ゚ ヮ゚) Just put this here, and...

キタ━━━━━━⊂( ゚ ヮ゚)⊃⊂(;Д;)⊃━━━━━━ !!

⊂( ゚ ヮ゚)⊃ Not only do mittens prevent poking, but they also add even more warmth! Buy now~!

834 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 08:40

(;Д;) Why am I crying?
(´ω`) ...
(;Д;) Grandpa!
(;Д;) Please don't stop being my grandpa!!
(;Д;) GRAANDPAAAAA!!!!!

835 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 08:57

Meanwhile

( ・ー・)...Fiancee!

(。・_・)...Junior-kun is calling me...

836 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 09:40

(´ω`) Grandpa instrumentality project is going well.

837 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 10:37

( ´ω`) Just who am I supposed to be here, anyway?

838 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 13:40

( ´´´´ω`) Okay, I'll be Adam.

839 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 14:02

(・∀・) And I'll be Steve.

840 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 14:15

(・∀・) Wait... what were we doing again?

(・∀・) Oh, right, I ask questions and you answer?

841 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 16:30

( ´ω`) Sure, Junior. What would you like to know?

842 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 16:38

(・∀・) Grandpa, what makes Mr. Pibb and Red Vines so crazy delicious when they're added together?

843 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 20:28

( ´ω`) I'm not sure, but would you like to try a sip of this? It's Ensure and Stoli.

844 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 21:40

Grandpa, weird things happen when you mix Ensure, Stoli, Mr Pibb and Red Vines!

845 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 21:48

( ´ω`) At least the Ensure means you're getting your suppliments. On the other hand, there's always Prune Juice. It's a Warrior's Drink.

846 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 22:03

(・∀・) Grandpa, >>845 reveals you to be a Star Trek fan as all of nerd-dom knows that Lt. Worf loved his prune juice. However, do you get the feeling that the old jokes about Star Trek fans about being losers who still live with their parents and such can now apply to anime fans and essentially making Otakus the Trekkies of the 21st century?

847 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 22:22

( ´ω`) I think that it should truly give them all hope. After all, I'm a grandfather. I've managed to successfully breed and raise children, who then had you. It just shows that stereotypes bear little semblance to reality, and both the William Shatner Saturday Night Live Skit and Maid in Akihabara share common roots.

848 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 22:34

(・∀・) Grandpa, didn't you tell me that you adopted your kids over the internet, and that I came from a test tube?

849 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 23:07

( ´ω`) Actually, I adopted the internet, it's my kid.
[INTERNET] I AM YOUR FATHER

850 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 23:37

(・ー・) Wait, then where the hell do I fit in here?

851 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 23:57

( ´ω`) You worry too much about details. You'll be my grandpa at this rate.

852 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 03:47

( ゚ ヮ゚) Omedetto!
( ゚ -゚) ...
( ゚ -゚) Oh, is that riff over already? Sorry.

853 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 07:15

(・∀・) Grandpa >>847, what do you think about black people and other minorities?

854 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 08:58

( ´ω`) you're all pork to me, Junior.

855 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 09:03

(・∀・) Although it may be a health hazard in hundreds of ways, I like chicken much more.

856 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 09:27

( ´ω`) I once killed a man who came between me and my meal of pigeon; but that's a story for another time.

857 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 13:52

(・∀・) Grandpa, I recently read Papillon, which leads me to ask you this critical question: What's the most creative way you've come up with to hide money?

858 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 14:21

( ´ω`) Savings account.

859 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 15:00

( ・ー・) I have a swiss bank account, but don't tell anyone!

860 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 16:57

( ゚ -゚) Is that your cash card?

( ゚ ヮ゚) Yoink!
 ⊂彡

(゚ ヮ゚ ) See ya later!!

861 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 17:10

Σ(´ω` ) Come back here! Where's my share?!

862 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 19:47

( ・ー・) $10 down the drain...

863 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 01:43

( ´ω`) You could buy a luxurious dinner with that money! And dessert! And some fine wine along with that! And still have money for more!

( ´ω`) Dagnabbit, if only I didn't drop my beatin' stick..

(・∀・) It's about 4 inches from your left han-

( ´ω`) Too damn far!

864 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 12:45

( ゚ -゚) ...
( ゚ -゚) I felt guilty so I brought it back.

( ゚ ヮ゚) Wanna see my new rhinestone-studded mittens?

865 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 18:25

(・∀・) Grandpa! Welcome to the "Actor's Studio" with me, your humble host, Junior. Thank you for joining me.

(・∀・) Grandpa, we've enjoyed you in such magnificent films as "Nevada Carries a Blade," "Internet: Serious Business," and in the classic "4chan is down." However, what is your favorite film?

866 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 19:00

( ´ω`) Passion of the Seven Dwarves

867 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 14:32

(*`య´)A CHALLENGER APPEARS

868 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 15:07

(・∀・) That mask isn't scary AT ALL, Grandpa!

869 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 17:30

( ´ω`) It made you pee in your pants when you were a little squirt. You know, Junior, you're not cute anymore.

870 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 18:10

( ・ิω・ิ) Hey dad, what's up?

871 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 19:26

( ´ω`) I told you I disowned you, damnit!

872 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 21:59

( ・ิω・ิ) In that case, I'm going to stop paying your old folks home bills. Have fun on the street, pops!

873 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 23:21

( ´ω`)I've made enough off the sale of mittens to live comfortably for the next fifty years.

( ´ω`)Incidently, I still have what you did with yours on video, you naughty fatman.

874 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 03:56

( ・ิω・ิ) So I'm still in the will, right?

875 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 07:47

( ´ω`)....

( ´ω`)....

( ´ω`) you have the same place in the will that you had before this conversation, if that's what you mean.

876 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 09:00

(・∀・) Grandpa, but didn't you...
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1118254935/51-52

877 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 09:05

(;゚ -゚) ...

( ゚ ヮ゚) Fuckmittens!

878 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 11:38

( ・ー・) ...I have a brother?

879 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 13:23

( ・ิω・ิ) I'm your dad, you uneducated doof.

880 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 14:10

(・∀・) They told me you ran off with a truckdriving man years ago. Mom cried about it all the time.

881 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 14:53

( ・ิω・ิ) Hey, I was young and I needed the money!

882 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 15:27

( ・ー・) ...a brother?

883 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 15:39

( ・ิω・ิ) Nope. Didn't need a brother.

884 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 16:53

( ´௰`) ...

885 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 21:06

 ,、_,、
 l ゚(・)゚) d00d, your nose...
 lづ"/)
 .l/),,)

886 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 00:04

(・∀・) Uncle, what was life like after leaving Grandpa?

887 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 01:00

( ・ิω・ิ) I'm your DAD you moron. You must have gotten your intelligence from my sister's side of the family.

888 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 01:07

(・∀・) YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER!!!!

889 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 01:11

( ・ิω・ิ) And you missed a perfectly good 888get. I'm so disappointed in you, son.

890 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 01:13

( ・ー・) ...I have a sister?

891 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 01:34

( ・ิω・ิ) Your sister, my ex-wife, your mom. All the same person.

( ・ิω・ิ) We have a very close family.

892 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 05:20

                             ( ´ω`)
                       The world is vieled in
                       darkness.  The wind stops,
                            the sea is wild,
                      and the earth begins to rot.
                             The people wait,
                      their only hope, a prophecy....
                     " When the world is in darkness
                        Four Warriors will come...."
                        After a long journey, four
                          young warriors arrive,
                           each holding an ORB.

893 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 05:36

( ・ิω・ิ) I'll be Chaos.

894 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 06:49

(・∀・) I, Junior, will knock you all down!

895 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 15:48

( ゚ ヮ゚) I'll be a white mage! Here everyone, wear these mittens!

( ´ω`) I guess I'll be a fighter. Sure takes me back.

( `ハ´)I'm making a guest appearance here just to be your black mage!

( ・ー・)I'll be a thief.

(;´ω`)(;゚ -゚)(;・∀・)(;・ิω・ิ)( ・ω・) But they suck!

( ・ー・)Oh okay, black belt then.

( ´ω`)( ゚ ヮ゚)( ・ー・)( `ハ´)*And so, the four ..well, not really so young warriors begin their journey as they enter Corne-*

|・_・| I WILL BE WARMECH. NUCLEAR.

GAME OVER

896 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4596 16:31

>>895 has been banned because: No mages.

897 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 16:53

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is Gau so obnoxious? I mean, it takes forever to learn all those different abilities.

898 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 19:27

>>895

( ´ω`) gtfo mod impersonator

>>896

( ´ω`) i dunno, lol

( ´ω`) am i cool yet?

899 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 19:29

( ´ω`) add +1 to numbers on >>898 orz

900 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 20:19

900GET!

901 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 22:12

(・∀・) Grandpa, it isn't like you to make such huge mistakes... who are you REALLY?

902 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 22:32

>>901
( ´ω`) They call me....zabadab

903 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 23:23

(・∀・) Wut? What did you do with my grandpa?

                        zzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzz

               。
              ゚  
         <⌒/ヽ-、___  
       /<_/____/

           ∧∧
          ( ´ω`) zzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzz
         _| ⊃/(___
       / └-(____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

904 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 00:08

( ´ω`) I created Grandpa; 4-ch copied me.

905 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 05:51

(・∀・) Grandpa, that FF1 thing was interesting. I think that's what we need in this thread - a little adventure, don't you think?

906 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 21:28

( ´ω`) My life IS...well, used to be full of adventure.

( ´ω`) Are you trying to tell me you're uninterested in listening to my adventures?

907 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 23:29

(・∀・) ... Okay, I'll listen. Just a minute.

         <⌒/ヽ-、___  All right, I'm ready.
       /<_/____/

908 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4598 00:02

( ´ω`) Well, it all started out when-

                    zzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzz

               。
              ゚  
         <⌒/ヽ-、___  
       /<_/____/

( ´ω`) Boobs.

(・∀・) !?!?

( ´ω`) Gotcha!

909 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 00:08

(・∀・) Is it true that boobs are very soft to touch?

910 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 01:46

( ´ω`) A woman's breast is the hardest rock the Almighty put on this earth.

911 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 06:55

( ・∀・)つ(・(・ You lied, grandpa. They ARE soft.

912 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 10:09

( ゚ o゚) Junior? What did I tell you about ever touching my breasts again???

913 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 11:41

( ´ω`)つ(・(・ Junior, don't ever touch them again!

914 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 13:41

( ゚ E゚) eeeeeek!

===>foom<

( ・A・) You just CAN'T control yourself, can you, Grampa?

915 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 13:45

( ´ω`) you started it.

916 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 19:05

(・∀・) I was just curious because you've lied to me before gramps.

917 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 19:18

( ´ω`) Lies are more interesting some times, Junior. Besides, weren't you the one that started all that leprechaun talk?

918 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4600 00:06

( ´ω`) Besides, I'm old. I haven't gotten any since...

( ´ω`) ...Long enough!

919 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4600 03:57

(・∀・) Grandpa, why does Squeek's thread sucks dick like the rest of those wannabe "Lets get to 1000 by".

920 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4600 13:15

( ´ω`) It may appear that way to you, Junior, but it is well on its way to becoming "Legendary". On the day that a Junior thread gets to 1000 on its own merits is the day that you can mock Squeeks.

921 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4600 19:40

(・∀・) Grandpa, is it true that it's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the dog that's fighting....

(・∀・) It's the dog fight is the size of... wait a minute....

(・∀・) Dogs are in a fight larger than they appear or something....

922 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4600 20:43

( ´ω`) Junior, how many times have I told you to stay away from japanese porn?

923 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4600 20:47

(・∀・) But this is German!

924 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4600 21:49

( ´ω`) I can see how you'd be confused by the scat; but none the less, 'auschwitz scheisten meisters' is japanese.

925 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4600 21:50

( ´ω`) I can tell by ss uniforms

926 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4600 21:51

( ´ω`) and having seen many japanese scat films in my day

927 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 00:21

(・∀・)Grandpa! Why don't we ever see grandma?

928 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 01:07

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) Can you keep a secret?

929 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 01:11

(・∀・) I haven't told anybody about ther grab-the-worm game we used to play, have I?

930 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 01:14

( ´ω`) Well, ok. Remember the burgers you ate yesterday?

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) They're made from your grandma.

931 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 01:18

(・∀・)Grandma was made out of tofu?

932 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 01:40

( ´ω`) Sure was! And your mom is made from pure gluten!

933 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 01:45

( ´ω`) No, but her finger got caught in the grinder.

934 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 01:54

(・∀・) Grandpa! Why can't I put it in her pooper?

935 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 04:16

( ´ω`) Hang on a moment, Junior. I contradicted myself and now my brain hurts.

936 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 04:19

( ・ω・) And that's how it happened.

937 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 09:03

(・∀・) Grandpa! What will happen when this thread reaches 1000? I'm scared...

938 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 09:21

( ´ω`) >>1001 will make a new thread, Junior; now go put on unsoiled pants.

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) You can leave that pair here

939 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 10:20

(・∀・) Why? What are you going to do with it?

940 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 10:23

( ´ω`) Cleanse them with an all-consuming fire of purification

941 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 10:33

( ´ω`) after I sniff every little morsel clinging to them.

942 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 11:25

( ´3`) Grandpa... You love me, i know that.

943 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 12:56

( ´ω`) It's getting darker now... Junior, I'm beginning to sense that we're in the final days, and the remaining posts grow fewer each day. Tell me now, what have you learned from Part3 that made it all worthwhile to you?

944 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 18:22

(・∀・) I didn't learn anything but it was all enjoyable. Thanks for the bread.

945 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 18:51

( ´ω`) ....

( ´ω`) that's not bread; now i have to buy more sponges.

946 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 19:31

(・∀・) Ha ha ha, Grandpa. Next you're going to try to tell me that this isn't Jesus' blood!

947 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 19:50

( ´ω`) It is, and that's the last time I'll hire a mexican prep cook.

948 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 11:31

('=_=) Gradpa, may i show you my underwear?

949 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 13:08

( ´ω`) .... Depends.

950 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 14:47

( '*_*) for what?...

951 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 15:03

( ´ω`) No, I mean you're wearing Depends®.

952 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 18:48

( ´ω`) Give 'em back! They're not for you!!

953 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 15:07

( ´ω`) COUGH HACK COUGH Junior..I don't think I'll have much longer to live.

954 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 15:09

( ´ω`) I think it's time I passed all my powers over to you..

955 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 16:53

( `ハ´) o O (Finally, my chance to strike!)

956 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 19:01

( ´ω`) Anyway, I'm going to mexico, bitches!

( ´ω`) Get ready to meet the new grandpa

957 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 19:02

(・∀・) hello, kids!

958 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 19:13

° < Hi grandpa! I'm your unborn child's unborn child who still resides in your left testicle. Please let us out, it's dark in here!

959 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 19:30

(・∀・) fap fap fap

(・∀・) Better?

960 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 19:36

° < Aaahhh, I'm dying! Gaaahhh...

961 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 19:36

( `ハ´) Hey! Watch where you point that thing!

962 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 19:39

(・∀・) Darkpa! Now that grandpa has gone

(・∀・) I was wondering if you...

(・∀・) ...if you...

963 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 19:40

(・∀・) If you wouldn't mind being the new junior!

964 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 19:55

( ・ω・) I will be the new Grandpa.

( ・ω・) hello kids!

965 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 20:17

(・∀・) Grandpa, some one sent me a letter to tell me I may already be a winner!

966 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 20:51

( ・ω・) I do that on the weekends. The pay is pretty good.

967 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 00:21

( ´ω`) Forgot my sumbrero from the last time I went to Mex-...

( ´ω`) You fucking let Clonepa be the new Grandpa?!! I won't stand for this.

968 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 03:23

( ・ω・) nurupo

969 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 04:47

(・∀・) I let him because you took so long.

970 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 05:46

(・∀・) Not to mention that he has your good looks.

971 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 19:31

( ・ω・) I think you missed 970get there, junior.

972 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 00:07

( ´ω`) Beat it, you six piece Chicken McNobody!

973 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 04:23

( ・ω・) gb2/mexico/

974 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 04:44

( ・ω・) I'm a celebrity on 2chan, I noticed.

975 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 06:00

( ・ω・) 975GET

976 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 09:31

( ´ω`) Get the hell out

977 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 10:19

(・∀・u) Grandpa, your pressure...

978 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 11:24

( ' =_=)Grandpa... You look so sexy... (GrrrOooWww)

979 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 12:49

( ´ω`) And soon we'll face the final curtain, Junior. I have no regrets, except for all the time wasted trying to educate you.

980 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 16:53

( ´ω`) Junior... there is another Skywalker...

981 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 17:45

(・∀・) Yeah, seen the movies.

982 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 18:01

( ゚ ヮ゚) Is he dead y--
( ゚ ヮ゚) ....
(゚- ゚ ) sorry.

983 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 18:36

( ´ω`) Junior, don't you have anything in your life you aspire to or want to try? I worry about your future and so should you.

984 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 19:25

(・∀・) Well, I wouldn't mind getting 3000.

985 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 20:08

( ´ω`) Ah, so you're the one posting "this thread has reached over 1000 replies" on world4ch's "I'm not a racist" thread.

986 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 20:40

(=(・∀・) Grandfather, perhaps you should take a nap before the 1000. I will look to your needs as you rest.

987 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 21:51

( ´ω`) Nonesense! I don't want to risk sleeping through 100--

988 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 21:51

( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzzzz

989 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 22:03

(・∀・) mwahahaha...

990 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 22:28

(=(・∀・) Why are you laughing? It's my victory.

991 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 23:09

/ ̄ ̄\
|Oracle|
J(´・ω・`)し Soon this thread will 1000GET

992 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 23:11

( ゚ ヮ゚) mittens for 1000GET!

993 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 23:12

         ∧_∧    ┌─────────
       ◯( ´∀` )◯ < It is delicious 1kGET, I must eat it!!
        \    /   └─────────
       _/ __ \_
      (_/   \_)
           lll   

994 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 23:24

( ゚ ヮ゚) oooo, so close now

995 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 23:26

( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzzzz

996 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 23:42

(・∀・) Don't fall asleep, grandpa!

997 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 23:54

( `ω´) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

998 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 23:55

(・∀・) NO! YOU'LL EXPLODE IF YOU SLEEP LIKE THAT!

999 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 23:58

( ・ิω・ิ) WAKE UP DADDY!!!!

1000 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 23:58

( ´ω`) Hm? Oh, 1000get.

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