( LΦ`) hello kids!
( LΦ`) No, I mean you're wearing Depends®.
( LΦ`) Give 'em back! They're not for you!!
( LΦ`) COUGH HACK COUGH Junior..I don't think I'll have much longer to live.
( LΦ`) I think it's time I passed all my powers over to you..
(@MnLj o O (Finally, my chance to strike!)
( LΦ`) Anyway, I'm going to mexico, bitches!
( LΦ`) Get ready to meet the new grandpa
(EΝE) hello, kids!
< Hi grandpa! I'm your unborn child's unborn child who still resides in your left testicle. Please let us out, it's dark in here!
(EΝE) fap fap fap
(EΝE) Better?
< Aaahhh, I'm dying! Gaaahhh...
(@MnLj Hey! Watch where you point that thing!
(EΝE) Darkpa! Now that grandpa has gone
(EΝE) I was wondering if you...
(EΝE) ...if you...
(EΝE) If you wouldn't mind being the new junior!
( EΦE) I will be the new Grandpa.
( EΦE) hello kids!
(EΝE) Grandpa, some one sent me a letter to tell me I may already be a winner!
( EΦE) I do that on the weekends. The pay is pretty good.
( LΦ`) Forgot my sumbrero from the last time I went to Mex-...
( LΦ`) You fucking let Clonepa be the new Grandpa?!! I won't stand for this.
(EΝE) I let him because you took so long.
(EΝE) Not to mention that he has your good looks.
( EΦE) I think you missed 970get there, junior.
( LΦ`) Beat it, you six piece Chicken McNobody!
( EΦE) gb2/mexico/
( EΦE) I'm a celebrity on 2chan, I noticed.
( EΦE) 975GET
( LΦ`) Get the hell out
(EΝEu) Grandpa, your pressure...
( ' =_=)Grandpa... You look so sexy... (GrrrOooWww)
( LΦ`) And soon we'll face the final curtain, Junior. I have no regrets, except for all the time wasted trying to educate you.
( LΦ`) Junior... there is another Skywalker...
(EΝE) Yeah, seen the movies.
( ί ί) Is he dead y--
( ί ί) ....
(ί- ί ) sorry.
( LΦ`) Junior, don't you have anything in your life you aspire to or want to try? I worry about your future and so should you.
(EΝE) Well, I wouldn't mind getting 3000.
( LΦ`) Ah, so you're the one posting "this thread has reached over 1000 replies" on world4ch's "I'm not a racist" thread.
(=(EΝE) Grandfather, perhaps you should take a nap before the 1000. I will look to your needs as you rest.
( LΦ`) Nonesense! I don't want to risk sleeping through 100--
( LΦ`) zzzzzzzzzzz
(EΝE) mwahahaha...
(=(EΝE) Why are you laughing? It's my victory.
^PP_
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i(L₯Φ₯`)΅ Soon this thread will 1000GET
( ί ί) mittens for 1000GET!
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( ί ί) oooo, so close now
( LΦ`) zzzzzzzzzzz
(EΝE) Don't fall asleep, grandpa!
( `ΦL) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
(EΝE) NO! YOU'LL EXPLODE IF YOU SLEEP LIKE THAT!
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) WAKE UP DADDY!!!!
( LΦ`) Hm? Oh, 1000get.