[Part 3] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (1000)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 09:29 [no]

( LƒΦ`) hello kids!

951 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 15:03

( LƒΦ`) No, I mean you're wearing Depends®.

952 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 18:48

( LƒΦ`) Give 'em back! They're not for you!!

953 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 15:07

( LƒΦ`) COUGH HACK COUGH Junior..I don't think I'll have much longer to live.

954 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 15:09

( LƒΦ`) I think it's time I passed all my powers over to you..

955 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 16:53

(@MƒnLj o O (Finally, my chance to strike!)

956 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 19:01

( LƒΦ`) Anyway, I'm going to mexico, bitches!

( LƒΦ`) Get ready to meet the new grandpa

957 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 19:02

(EΝE) hello, kids!

958 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 19:13

‹ < Hi grandpa! I'm your unborn child's unborn child who still resides in your left testicle. Please let us out, it's dark in here!

959 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 19:30

(EΝE) fap fap fap

(EΝE) Better?

960 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 19:36

‹ < Aaahhh, I'm dying! Gaaahhh...

961 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 19:36

(@MƒnLj Hey! Watch where you point that thing!

962 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 19:39

(EΝE) Darkpa! Now that grandpa has gone

(EΝE) I was wondering if you...

(EΝE) ...if you...

963 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 19:40

(EΝE) If you wouldn't mind being the new junior!

964 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 19:55

( EƒΦE) I will be the new Grandpa.

( EƒΦE) hello kids!

965 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 20:17

(EΝE) Grandpa, some one sent me a letter to tell me I may already be a winner!

966 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 20:51

( EƒΦE) I do that on the weekends. The pay is pretty good.

967 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 00:21

( LƒΦ`) Forgot my sumbrero from the last time I went to Mex-...

( LƒΦ`) You fucking let Clonepa be the new Grandpa?!! I won't stand for this.

968 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 03:23

( EƒΦE) nurupo

969 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 04:47

(EΝE) I let him because you took so long.

970 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 05:46

(EΝE) Not to mention that he has your good looks.

971 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 19:31

( EƒΦE) I think you missed 970get there, junior.

972 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 00:07

( LƒΦ`) Beat it, you six piece Chicken McNobody!

973 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 04:23

( EƒΦE) gb2/mexico/

974 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 04:44

( EƒΦE) I'm a celebrity on 2chan, I noticed.

975 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 06:00

( EƒΦE) 975GET

976 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 09:31

( LƒΦ`) Get the hell out

977 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 10:19

(EΝEu) Grandpa, your pressure...

978 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 11:24

( ' =_=)Grandpa... You look so sexy... (GrrrOooWww)

979 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 12:49

( LƒΦ`) And soon we'll face the final curtain, Junior. I have no regrets, except for all the time wasted trying to educate you.

980 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 16:53

( LƒΦ`) Junior... there is another Skywalker...

981 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 17:45

(EΝE) Yeah, seen the movies.

982 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 18:01

( ί ƒŽί) Is he dead y--
( ί ƒŽί) ....
(ί- ί ) sorry.

983 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 18:36

( LƒΦ`) Junior, don't you have anything in your life you aspire to or want to try? I worry about your future and so should you.

984 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 19:25

(EΝE) Well, I wouldn't mind getting 3000.

985 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 20:08

( LƒΦ`) Ah, so you're the one posting "this thread has reached over 1000 replies" on world4ch's "I'm not a racist" thread.

986 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 20:40

(=(EΝE) Grandfather, perhaps you should take a nap before the 1000. I will look to your needs as you rest.

987 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 21:51

( LƒΦ`) Nonesense! I don't want to risk sleeping through 100--

988 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 21:51

( LƒΦ`) zzzzzzzzzzz

989 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 22:03

(EΝE) mwahahaha...

990 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 22:28

(=(EΝE) Why are you laughing? It's my victory.

991 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 23:09

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‚i(L₯ƒΦ₯`)‚΅ Soon this thread will 1000GET

992 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 23:11

( ί ƒŽί) mittens for 1000GET!

993 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 23:12

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994 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 23:24

( ί ƒŽί) oooo, so close now

995 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 23:26

( LƒΦ`) zzzzzzzzzzz

996 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 23:42

(EΝE) Don't fall asleep, grandpa!

997 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 23:54

( `ƒΦL) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

998 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 23:55

(EΝE) NO! YOU'LL EXPLODE IF YOU SLEEP LIKE THAT!

999 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 23:58

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) WAKE UP DADDY!!!!

1000 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 23:58

( LƒΦ`) Hm? Oh, 1000get.

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