My visit to Yoshinoya
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Anyway, in reply to [Captain Obvious][co]' recent
[post][], please read this. It's related, right.
[co]: http://4-ch.net/dqn/
[post]: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1137101895/ Yesterday, I went over to [Yoshinoya] for a simple meal.
Yes, THAT beef bowl house, Yoshinoya. But the whole [restaurant][]
was so crowded, I couldn't even find a seat for hours!
[yoshinoya]: http://yoshinoya-dc.com/en/ Then I saw a poster that said:
<blockquote>Special offer! 150 yen discount</blockquote>
I thought to myself... geez, that's so fucking amazing.
You guys don't even normally visit Yoshinoya.
All you bastards came here just for that stupid-assed 150 yen discount.
Just for that 150 yen. ONE FREAKIN' FIFTY YEN!!
Then I saw some parents & children. A family of four eating out at
Yoshinoya. Damn, so much for that bitch's home-cooked family feast.
Then one of the little brats said <q>Daddy's gonna order a large
beef bowl</q>.
I couldn't believe it! Uuuuuggh, are you out of your fucking mind!?
Shiiit, i'll pay you 150 yen just to move your stanky fat-ass out of
a seat. Dude, you just don't go to Yoshinoya for that
lala-oh-i'm-so-happy dinner bullshit. It's where you pick a
fist-fight with the fucking guy sitting across 'yah in that
U-shaped table.
Kill or be killed. Heh... now that's the kinda shit I like.
Ladies, kids, stand back... 'cuz everything's gonna get FUCKED UP NOW.
After waiting for ages, I finally found an empty seat. But then,
the guy next to me ordered by saying
<blockquote>A large beef bowl with a LOTTA' gravy</blockquote>.
Dude, that just pissed me off even more. Shit, you just don't say
</q>lotta' gravy</q> nowadays, ya' freaking bastard.
How the fuck can you say <q>lotta' gravy</q> with that
<q>oh, i'm so fucking cool, hur-hur-hur...</q> look!?!?
Damn, I was THIS CLOSE to standing in front of his face and yelling
<blockquote>DO YOU EVEN LIKE EATING THAT MUCH
FUCKIN' GRAVY!?</blockquote>
For a freaking hour, I was THIS CLOSE to doing that.
Shit, I bet you just wanted to use the words <q>lotta' gravy</q> out
loud. Wow, you're so clever.
Dude, you gotta be like ME. See, now I know what's <q>all that</q> in
Yoshinoya.
What's cool right now to say is Negi-daku. That's it!
You see now, a large beef bowl with a lotta onions & an egg is what
the hardcore Yoshinoya freaks eat. Like ME[].
[ME]: /profile/
Saying "Negi-daku" means that you get less meat, but they put a
WHOLE MESS of onions.
Mmmmm... a large beef bowl with onions & an egg, now THAT'S what I
call a meal. But anywhoo... ordering that is kinda' like a
double-edged sword. Cuz' then the waiters might notice you the next
time you come by. So yeah, I can't reccomend this to noobs.
For you, just go order a beef and salmon combo. That's as far as you
can go, you know what i'm sayin'?
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