What should deleted posts in The Forbidden Garden of DQN say? (49)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 23:04 [no]

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2 This post sucks.

3 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 01:41 [no]

( ֥) PcPROGRAM ERRcOR. POST DELETION IN PROGRESS

4 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 01:44 [no]

encrypted L` blowfish makes a bad post

5 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 15:58 [no]

"Deleted by moderator for breaking forum rules."

6 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 16:05 [no]

"User was banned for this post."

7 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 16:40 [no]

"Marked for deletion"

8 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 18:41 [no]

"Another fine post from the 4chan crowd."

9 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 19:23 [no]

"This message has been delegated by a maladroit."

10 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 19:46 [no]

"Oops"

11 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 20:03 [no]

DENIED (EDE)

12 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 20:31 [no]

TOO VIP FOR ME

13 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 20:53 [no]

I vote for >>8

14 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 21:01 [no]

Deleted by MODD!5JrU4QOlH6

15 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 21:03 [no]

>>14
signed

16 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 14:00 [no]

"Stealth post"

17 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 14:33 [no]

I like >>10

18 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 17:02 [no]

One of >>2,6,8-10,16 at random.

19 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 17:51 [no]

Protected from the terrible secret of space.

20 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 18:22 [no]

i@OցOj post BU-N'd

21 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 18:43 [no]

>>20
Or even better:
i@OցOj post aBU-N'd

lol aborn pun.

22 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 19:44 [no]

"I'm leaving. You idiots aren't worth my time."

23 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 22:58 [no]

">># turned the gun on himself"

24 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 23:04 [no]

">># turned the gun on himself"

25 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 18:48 [no]

26 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 22:52 [no]

"WHOOPS1 CAN'T SHOW THAT IN A CHRISTIAN DQN"

27 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 02:15 [no]

"Too Hot for TV!"

28 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 04:32 [no]

">># hates himself and wants to die, BECAUSE ITS WINTER"

29 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 16:29 [no]

>>28
Too sexist. What if the deleted post was written by a girl?

30 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 21:16 [no]

yeah, we'd need to make it a variable and have a list of prefixes to go in it
so we could have random:
himself
herself
hirself
shimself
itself

and then we'd need to replace WINTER with whatever season it is currently, except there are different seasons depending on where you are in the world, so there'd be:
winter
summer
fall
spring
cherry

also die is a good thing to some people and they might think we mean dice besides, so we replace it with:
smoke
eat a lot

well, you understand.

31 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 22:57 [no]

what

32 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 23:25 [no]

" "

33 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 00:12 [no]

>>30
Good luck telling folks in Australia that there's a season called "fall."

Hint: Those without deciduous forests call it "autumn."

34 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 01:17 [no]

>>33
sorry, we use white-people seasons only

35 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 03:01 [no]

>>30 tl; dr

36 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 03:18 [no]

>>34
australia is white people, idiot.

37 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 03:21 [no]

>>36

orly

38 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 03:27 [no]

>>36
gtfo

39 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 03:46 [no]

>>33
idiot, we call it either fall or autumn, we have two names for our seasons, we are better then you wimpy Ausies with your one name for fall

40 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 10:50 [no]

>>39 Wait. That's way too long for a post deleted message.

41 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 11:00 [no]

>>40 Are you sure? I'd like to see it.

42 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 17:52 [no]

Here's a new one:
"Another pointless opinion on what to call season."

43 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 18:39 [no]

"Nothing of value was lost."

44 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 02:42 [no]

"Poster was DQN"

45 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 03:37 [no]

"User was DQN for this post"

46 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 04:05 [no]

>>43
And nothing of value was lost ftw

47 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 05:33 [no]

"MODD killed this post"

48 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 05:34 [no]

"Nidar ate this post"

49 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 14:32 [no]

Poster was eaten by a grue.

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