DQN SONG [TAKE FREE] (123)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 05:49 [no]

>>13 is the title of the song
>>14,32,6 is the first verse
>>26-29 is the chorus
>>48,17,60 is the second verse
>>9 is the final line

We gots us some new numbers and everything

2 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 05:56 [no]

this is going to be awesome.

3 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 05:56 [no]

I vote sage.

5 This post sucks.

6 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 07:01 [no]

> This time, allow many more lines for each verse, and for the chorus, so that one guy posting "what what what" won't screw up the whole thing.

fuck that shit

7 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 07:25 [no]

Fuck that shit could be the best opening line ever.

8 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 07:28 [no]

Except that it's already the end of the first verse.

9 This post sucks.

10 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 09:57 [no]

needle smash

11 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 14:54 [no]

Needs less shitty and more awesome.

12 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 16:37 [no]

In DQN? Not going to happen.

13 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 16:53 [no]

The End of the World

14 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 16:57 [no]

High upon Mount Motherfucker

15 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 17:11 [no]

If I made a version of this, it would have to be rap.

16 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 17:34 [no]

>>12

the 2nd DQN song was type of awesome. We can do better than this!

17 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 18:22 [no]

so I saged the motherfucking thread

18 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 18:47 [no]

>>1
You stupid jerk, I told you to use more lines, and yet you're having us sing 3-line verses again. No way I'm going to sing this one, >>9 already ruined it.

Sage.

19 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 18:53 [no]

>>18
Why can't "This post sucks" be the final line?

20 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 19:43 [no]

It should be.

21 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 20:52 [no]

gay. Let's just start over and pretend this never happened.

22 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 20:57 [no]

>>21

True.

23 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 21:13 [no]

You guys ruined the fucking song already!
Jeez!

24 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 21:34 [no]

I think >>21-23 are ruining the thread by whining, and should just accept the damn song as-is.

25 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 21:47 [no]

penis

26 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 21:47 [no]

WHAT WHAT WHAT

27 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 21:48 [no]

chupopopopopopopopopopopopopo

28 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 21:49 [no]

this post sucks

29 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 21:50 [no]

dochira ni shiyou kana ten no kami-sama no iu toori

30 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 22:08 [no]

Now this song really is ruined.

31 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 23:01 [no]

naw, this sucks because you are supposed to write down the song format beforehand, but not tell anyone, then go to large threads and sing that thread's song for it.

32 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 00:07 [no]

die thread die

33 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 00:27 [no]

OK, now the song is ruined. Great work, >>26-29!

Guess what? I don't have time for this fucking bullshit anymore. You retards can ruin all the threads you like, I'm not going to stick around and waste my time standing for it. I'm leaving this fucking board.

34 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 00:28 [no]

On a serious note, I think >>1's mistake was starting a new THREAD too soon after the last song. I for one was still waiting for other renditions of "All Alone for Christmas (As Usual)" to appear, and feel that trying to make a new song now was premature.

35 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 00:30 [no]

sage for INCORRECT

36 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 00:35 [no]

>All Alone for Christmas (As Usual)

...perhaps, THE 'DQN Song'.

37 Name: 33 1993-09-4526 00:55 [no]

>>34 doesn't speak for me. I was serious, and I am fucking leaving. I just came back briefly to make sure no one was lying about me. I'm really leaving forever now. Don't care? I don't care if you care. Bye-bye, bitches.

38 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 01:19 [no]

oh damn this thread has way too many posts

39 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 01:22 [no]

Also, you guys were so asking for it.

40 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 01:48 [no]

Real DQN song, from http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1136037769
with handpicked lyrics

Title: >>1
First verse: >>2,3,5,6
Chorus: >>39,12
Second verse: >>8,9,10,11
Bridge? whatever: >>26,27,28,29
Third verse: >>43,46,47,48
Special line: >>49

The song: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1136037769/1,2,3,5,6,39,12,8,9,10,11,39,12,26,27,28,29,43,46,47,48,49,49,49,49,39,12

Make it better if you like! It's better than this shitty thread

41 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 03:01 [no]

FREAD THAILED

42 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 04:13 [no]

This THREAD pretty much FAILS IT, I gotta say.

43 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 04:40 [no]

die thread die

44 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 04:42 [no]

Maybe if we age it enough it will die

45 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 04:44 [no]

>>44 u r duint it rong. do you knnweo saeg_

46 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 07:50 [no]

saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging saeging

47 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 12:36 [no]

MODD needs to permasage this shit

48 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 14:22 [no]

what? permaage?

49 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 16:14 [no]

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50 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 16:24 [no]

High upon Mount Motherfucker
die thread die
fuck that shit

WHAT WHAT WHAT
chupopopopopopopopopopopopopo
this post sucks
dochira ni shiyou kana ten no kami-sama no iu toori

what? permaage?
so I saged the motherfucking thread
????????//

WHAT WHAT WHAT
chupopopopopopopopopopopopopo
this post sucks
dochira ni shiyou kana ten no kami-sama no iu toori

This post sucks.

WHAT WHAT WHAT
chupopopopopopopopopopopopopo
this post sucks
dochira ni shiyou kana ten no kami-sama no iu toori

not even MODD can make this song good.

51 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 16:25 [no]

yeah, that's it. this thread needs to be permaaged.

52 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 18:21 [no]

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@@@^@ ߁Νί _@ τ High upon Mount Motherfucker
@@ i@@@@@@@j  die thread die
@@@_@@@@ ^ L fuck that shit
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53 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 19:38 [no]

Tihs trehad dtefniealy ndees to be pgresamead. Trhee is no otipon aoubt it. You ioitds slohud aslo be bennad.

54 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 01:05 [no]

age for great thread!

55 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 01:25 [no]

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56 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 01:26 [no]

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57 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 01:26 [no]

sage

58 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 01:26 [no]

sage

59 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 01:26 [no]

yoyoyo

60 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 01:27 [no]

”œ š š’ —Χ ”V ‘ε ‘Š Ž΅ ŒZ ’ά “’ ‹C Œα £ Žq ”V ŽΛ —§ ˆΧ Œ“ Œά ‰Β V ‰½ –{.

61 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 01:31 [no]

> 33 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 00:27 [no]
> OK, now the song is ruined. Great work, >>26-29!
> Guess what? I don't have time for this fucking bullshit anymore. You retards can ruin all the threads you like, I'm not going to stick around and waste my time standing for it. I'm leaving this fucking board.

POST OF GOLD

62 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 02:14 [no]

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63 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 04:30 [no]

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64 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 04:37 [no]

Oh hit my key won't work
orry guy

65 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 04:38 [no]

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66 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 16:28 [no]

age for wonderful and legendary thread

67 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 16:50 [no]

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68 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 16:59 [no]

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69 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 17:45 [no]

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70 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 20:44 [no]

age for BEST THREAD EVER

71 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 21:11 [no]

AGE! AGE! AGE!

72 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 21:35 [no]

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73 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 00:13 [no]

age!

74 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 01:05 [no]

"The End of the World"

High upon Mount Motherfucker
die thread die
fuck that shit

WHAT WHAT WHAT
chupopopopopopopopopopopopopo
this post sucks
dochira ni shiyou kana ten no kami-sama no iu toori

what? permaage?
so I saged the motherfucking thread
”œ š š’ —Χ ”V ‘ε ‘Š Ž΅ ŒZ ’ά “’ ‹C Œα £ Žq ”V ŽΛ —§ ˆΧ Œ“ Œά ‰Β V ‰½ –{.

WHAT WHAT WHAT
chupopopopopopopopopopopopopo
this post sucks
dochira ni shiyou kana ten no kami-sama no iu toori

This post sucks.

good job guys

75 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 01:07 [no]

yeah, good job

76 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 01:16 [no]

it would have been funny if >>74 had posted that at >>60

77 Name: This song sucks. 1993-09-4528 01:32 [no]

@

78 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 02:42 [no]

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@@@@@ i@EΝEj@@@.‚uM„DLj/ ©>>71
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79 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 02:53 [no]

@@ƒ©Qƒ©@@__
@ i@EΝEj@@@|@|@WTF chupopopopopopo
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@iQƒtœc@@@@@ @@/@>>1

80 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 13:44 [no]

80 GET!

81 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 14:43 [no]

Let's get 1000 by SAGERU.

82 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 15:22 [no]

age

83 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 15:51 [no]

I bet somewhere there's a spam script harvesting email addresses and all it's getting is
sage
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84 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 19:15 [no]

sage

85 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 01:14 [no]

This thread'll live forever

86 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 01:27 [no]

.

87 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 10:30 [no]

I am happily responsible for the entire chorus!

88 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 14:51 [no]

>>87
that isn't anything to be proud of, you know

89 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 00:08 [no]

WHAT WHAT WHAT

90 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 03:35 [no]

WHAY WHAY WHAY

91 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 05:14 [no]

92 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 02:11 [no]

Let's have a karaoke contest for the third DQN song!

93 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 02:34 [no]

no

94 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 22:18 [no]

>>92
I made the second verse unpronounceable so that this wouldn't happen.

95 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 23:50 [no]

>>94
Asshole.

96 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 00:44 [no]

>>94

which is good and bad because the second one was kind of promising

97 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 06:53 [no]

requesting transliteration of >>60

98 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 08:25 [no]

>>97
Not the clamour circle big seven brother fingernail soup my child shoots stands for concurrently five may new what

99 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 09:26 [no]

getting 100 in a shitty thread

100 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 09:42 [no]

>>99
o rly

101 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 09:45 [no]

102 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 20:37 [no]

This thread will never die.

103 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 21:08 [no]

This thread may not die, but >>102 will.

104 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 22:41 [no]

>>97
It's a rare piece of manyogana that has not been readable since the late 8th century AD, and probably will never be deciphered.

105 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 03:21 [no]

request to replace >60 with random static

106 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4539 04:26 [no]

>>105
denied

107 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 04:53 [no]

request to permasage this thread so we can pretend that it never happened

108 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4539 07:09 [no]

>>107 agreed

109 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 15:38 [no]

109 getting in a permasaged thread

110 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 20:22 [no]

ageing a permasaged thread

111 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 21:01 [no]

I think we can get this thread to 1000 if we really try

112 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 21:04 [no]

ƒ’ƒ’ƒ’ƒ’ƒ’ƒ’ƒ’ƒ’ƒ’ƒ’ƒ’ƒ’ƒ’ƒ’ƒ’ƒ’ƒ’ƒ’ƒ’ƒ’ƒ’ƒ’ƒ’ƒ’ƒ’

113 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4541 00:49 [no]

Let's go! 887 posts to go!

114 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4541 01:32 [no]

886

115 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4541 08:27 [no]

885

116 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4541 09:36 [no]

funyy, how come this thread ages when it's permasaged? bug in kahera

117 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4541 13:52 [no]

ok, clear. nothing to see here.

118 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4542 23:30 [no]

Fight against DQN song thread 4!
Song thread 3 will win!

119 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4543 02:34 [no]

DQN songs stopped being funny after #2

120 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4543 16:08 [no]

I SAID CLEAR! This is a warning Captain Obvious

121 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4543 16:11 [no]

ageing an unfunny thread

122 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 04:07 [no]

threading an unfunny age

123 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 06:41 [no]

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