ITT we post in this thread when no other posts have been made since our last visit (66)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4535 16:07 [no]

So we at least get the fake impression of having some activity around here

2 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4535 19:38 [no]

i made a mistake in an online order but one of the reps at the company sorted it out for me

3 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4535 22:24 [no]

I can't believe it, I had to buy 39 of them 1 cent stamps just to post my letter.

4 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4535 22:33 [no]

It went up to 39 already? Shit, I have a bunch of 37 cent stamps still lying around.

5 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 13:52 [no]

i think i will take a shower now and then get to work

6 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 14:49 [no]

I fall in love with the girl on the next room on my office, but i'm too shy to talk to her

7 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 14:55 [no]

>>6
gb2/love/

8 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 15:11 [no]

>>6
Put it in her pooper.

9 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 20:40 [no]

The Serenity visual companion book shows the 'verse having seven stars in a close grouping, five of them with planets. That makes a little more sense than one star with a whole huge mess of planets in the biozone.

10 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 01:37 [no]

Please play with me....

11 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 10:21 [no]

Damn nobody posted

12 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 10:39 [no]

aaaa

13 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 13:11 [no]

>>6
The best solution is to follow here at a distance everywhere she goes and take lots of pictures of her with a telephoto lens. Put those pictures up in your own office space with little candles and jewels and other shrine-type materials.

When she sees your obsessive devotion to her, she will have no choice but to call the police!

14 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 15:06 [no]

>>13 lol, bastard i seriously in love with her

15 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 16:18 [no]

What's holding you back from asking her out?

Think about it.
Best possible result: She says yes, you both fall madly in love, get married and live in the country.
Worst possible result: She says no with an amused laugh, you grow horribly depressed and throw yourself off a building, bounce off a pier into the ocean and a shark tears your body parts off and eats them right in front of you just before you breathe your last.

More than likely, the actual result will fall somewhere between those two.

16 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 20:07 [no]

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17 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 20:23 [no]

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i@@LΝMjƒconfidence, lol
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18 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 20:29 [no]

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i@@LΝMjƒit's the thing chicks dig!
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19 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 20:30 [no]

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i@@LΝMjƒit's the chicks dig!
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20 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 20:33 [no]

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i@@LΝMjƒit's the dig thing chicks !
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21 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 21:26 [no]

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i@@LΝMjƒ dig the chicks thing ! it's
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22 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 23:51 [no]

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i@@LΝMjƒ ...
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23 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 00:34 [no]

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i@@LΝMjƒ There is activity on this board
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24 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 00:46 [no]

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i@@LΝMjƒ So when do we get to the banzai?
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25 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 01:01 [no]

BANAZI

26 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 01:24 [no]

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i@@LΝMjƒ Why am I posting in an ITT thread?
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27 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 01:29 [no]

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i@@LƒΦMjƒ ITT we wonder why we post ITT, Junior.
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28 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 02:26 [no]

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i@@LΝMjƒ Who's Junior, geezer?
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29 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 03:54 [no]

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i@@@@LΝMjƒ Whew..
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30 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 04:51 [no]

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31 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 06:35 [no]

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32 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 07:15 [no]

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33 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 07:41 [no]

What the fuck, man
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34 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 16:54 [no]

So how'd that forbidden office romance thing go? Did'ja jump her bones or what?

Inquiring minds want to know...

35 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 17:27 [no]

Enabling Open Space Technology on this thread.

36 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 20:36 [no]

Apply now!

37 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4540 16:00 [no]

I'm pretty tired. I think I'll go back to bed.

38 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4540 18:52 [no]

Activity Simulation Activation Powers activate!

39 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4541 08:25 [no]

rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb

40 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4541 18:54 [no]

>>4 In my country the default stamp does not have its price written on it, and won't ever expire, It's nice, except that it means that they can rise the price more frequently since they don't have to print different stamps to do it.

41 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4542 01:10 [no]

Of course the taxpayers are expected to bail out the innefecient postal sytem frequently.

42 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4543 13:01 [no]

Nothing ever happens...

43 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4543 16:00 [no]

And when something does happen, it's a bad thing. :(

44 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4543 16:00 [no]

>>40 so you can stock up on stamps and sell them when the price goes up.

45 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4543 22:51 [no]

I can't remember when I last had to use a stamp. Ilove internet!

46 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 09:54 [no]

she said "LET'S, PARTY TIME"

so then I said, "yes let's"

47 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 04:15 [no]

string tastes funny.

48 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 04:25 [no]

is it null-terminated string?

49 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 04:39 [no]

NULLPO

50 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 09:57 [no]

>>49 needs to be terminated

51 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 13:14 [no]

Oil prices keep rising.

52 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 16:44 [no]

It's about time we started moving away from fossil fuels anyway.

53 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 16:47 [no]

Impossible.

54 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 17:33 [no]

It's high time to start using nuclear cell powered cars. Forget about meltdown risks!

55 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 18:49 [no]

”nŽ­II”nŽ­”nŽ­II

56 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 19:44 [no]

not enough uranium.

57 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 21:02 [no]

Too much red tape is involved in having nuclear power.

58 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 21:42 [no]

Not really. There really isn't enough uranium. We still don't know how to dump it either. But main problem is there isn't enough uranium.

59 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 21:55 [no]

We know exactly how to dump it: In the ground. The only real problem is the NIMBYs.

60 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4547 11:41 [no]

We dump it into ocean right now.

61 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 01:36 [no]

And then we all catch Blinky, the three eyed fish.

62 Name: Josef Stalin 1993-09-4548 04:29 [no]

In Soviet Russia, Blinky catches YOU!

63 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 22:49 [no]

Also, in Soviet Russia, you have to be vigilant. Somewhere a rock of crack will put you in his pipe.

64 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 03:43 [no]

Nothing ever happens...

65 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 03:57 [no]

and when something does happen, it's a bad thing...

66 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 23:40 [no]

So perhaps it is just best to hide.

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