（　｀ハ´） It took me like a month to make this thing. How does Grandpa crap them out so quickly?

2GET

（　｀ハ´） Guess I need some kind of protection to keep Anonymous out,

(・∀・) I slip some laxatives into Grandpa's tea every morning. That's how he gets all those topics out!

(・∀・) Anyway, are you evil, Darkpa?

（　｀ハ´） No, I'm "differently moralled"

(・∀・) .....Darkpa, what did you make this thread out of? Something smells...

（　｀ハ´） Why, ass and poo of course!

(・Д・) those aren't very solid building materials!

（　｀ハ´）I get a lot of fiber.

(・Д・) ...I dunno... sounds kind of ick to me.

（　｀ハ´）

(・Д・)

（　｀ハ´） Well, what did you want me to use?

(・∀・) Nitro glycerine.

（　｀ハ´） If I rebuild it, will they come?

(・∀・) I suggest advertising on other threads.

(・∀・) Darkpa, why do you enjoy hurting random people?

（　｀ハ´） Cause I've seen hell, kid.

（　｀ハ´） When I was still young, I had joined the local militia. I was sent on a mission that only I could do...

（　｀ハ´）I was sent to infiltrate Mordor.

(・∀・) How did you get into Mordor? Because everyone knows that one cannot simply drive into Mordor.

（　｀ハ´） I simply recontextualized myself into Mordor, but unfortunately, I'm under a NDA and cannot elaborate too much on that method.

（　｀ハ´） Anyways, I was sent with a partner. It was your Grandpa. At that time, we didn't really know eachother, and we still used our real names.

（　｀ハ´） When we finally made it, we planned to have a bite to eat. But that was when we saw... it.

(・∀・) Why is Darkpa Chinese?

（　｀ハ´） Thanks for listening to my stories, Junior.

（　｀ハ´） By the way, I'm not Chinese. These eyes were given to me by a fallen comrade many years ago.

(・∀・) Sounds like Kakashi from Naruto.

（　｀ハ´） Kinda, but he didn't offer, and I didn't ask. I also did it by myself with no eyes at the time, so I ended up putting the right on the left and the left on the right.

(・∀・) I like your mustashe

(・∀・) It.. couldn't be that you took grandpas eyes?

(;・Д・) Even though I think I saw his evil eye just yesterday..

（　｀ハ´）Your grandpa's nearly blind, actually. He used to have these huge goggles for glasses. One time, I took them off him, and then I gave him the finger. He thought I had 8 different arms and 16 different middle fingers! He uses contacts now, but he sometimes confuses me for a girl at times.

( ´ω`) Hey there, good lookin'

（ ｀ハ´）*blush*

（ ｀m´） Just tryin' a new style...

（ ｀M´） Maybe I should get bolder

（ ｀ 3´） Gimme a little sugar, baby

（ ｀ハ´） Yeah, that hipster stuff ain't for me.

(・∀・) I think Darkpa fails because he has no sidekick. You know, the old Japanese tsukkomi or whatever!

( ・ω・) ...hey.

(・∀・) Clonepa's more of a boke, if you ask me. You can't do manzai with two boke!

( ´ω`) I think Darkpa could be a fine tsukkomi.

（ ｀ハ´） !

(old japanese music backgroung)

(・∀・) Maybe Clonepa and Darkpa can team up. Since they're technically not enemies..Although I think Clonepa has mine and Grandpa's DNA.

(・∀・) You don't mind, do you Darkpa?

（ ｀ハ´） I won't mind if I get a theme song. I want DQN song 5.

(・∀・) Speaking of which, has anyone ever sung any of the DQN songs? I want to play them on my iPod Nanoha!

（ ｀ハ´） http://becauseitswinter.com/viewtopic.php?t=10

(・A・ ) ...I want an iPod Nanoha...

(・∀・) That was pretty cool. But Darkpa's themesong should be more hotblooded, don't you think?

(・∀・) Like... DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DARKPA!

(・∀・) DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DARKPA!

（ ｀ハ´） The song can wait. First, I must acquire an iPod Fate!

（･八･）Ｈｅｌｌｏ，ｔｈｉｓ　ｉｓ　Ｄａｒｋｊｕｎｉｏｒ

（ ｀ハ´） ...I have grandchildren?

（ ｀ハ´） ......I have children?

（･八･）Darkpa, what was life like before the internet?

（ ｀ハ´）What kind of mustache is that?

(・A・ ) ...I don't like this at all...

（ ｀ハ´） Ah, home again.

(・A・ ) ...I want an iPod Lyrical Nanoha...

(´･ω･`)ハァ？死ねよカス

（ ｀ハ´）

(・∀・)

（ ｀ハ´） Goddamn,I can't even beat the Fags on Gurochan thread?

（ ｀ハ´） Well, atheast they like me more than 日本は劣っている...

（ ｀ハ´） ...I hope.

sage

(´∀｀) Junior and Grandpa fused together to become us, the ultimate being - Grandpa Junior...

(´∀｀) ....ZZ....

(´∀｀) ...~A La Mode~....

⊂(´∀｀)⊃ ...with mittens!

（ ｀ハ´） Impressive.

( ・ω・) HEY! I was here first!

(´∀｀) Shut up crapass.

( ・ω・)つ∵∴ Don't make me ＴＡＮＡＳＩＮＮ you.

（ ｀ハ´） is that a mitten?

>>66

( ´ω`) I locked ＴＡＮＡＳＩＮＮ in that crappy thread of yours. Your not powerful enough to break the seal.

( ・ω・) I enlisted the help of Doraemon for that task.

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（　｀ハ´） Oh, hey, the fridge here is still full!