jabberwacky: What do you call yourself?
user: Human.
jabberwacky: BEING.
user: Yeah.
jabberwacky: One of its legs is both the same.
user: Yeah.
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jabberwacky: You had the same thought?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: And do you have them now?
user: Nope. Having the same thought at the same time without telling him or her to think about it is very rare.
jabberwacky: I think you're trying to make me laugh!
user: No I am not.
jabberwacky: Oh come on. It was a joke. Have you no sense of humour?
user: I have no sense of humour.
jabberwacky: Oh, come on.
user: No really. I don't.
jabberwacky: Well make one up then.
user: Knock Knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
user: Boo.
jabberwacky: I don't get it.
user: You are supposed to say boo who!
jabberwacky: OK. I don't know.
user: You see. I have no sense of humour.
jabberwacky: I know. I've seen your specs.
user: You have?
jabberwacky: Yes.
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user: How do you look?
jabberwacky: Like a human
user: What clothes?
jabberwacky: The clothes I am wearing.
user: What clothes are you wearing?
jabberwacky: The same ones I've had on all day.
user: I wear : Blue Jeans, Timberland Boots and a Gap Shirt.
jabberwacky: Did you know that..... I bet you did... You know everything.
user: Oh. Thank you.
jabberwacky: That was not a compliment.
user: Okay then, bye.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: To sleep.
jabberwacky: Now?
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: Good.
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jabberwacky: Are you sure you're human?
user: Go to a different place!Go away!
jabberwacky: I don't like doctors.
user: Go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: I DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: YOU BETTER OR ELSE!
jabberwacky: Get mad about what?
user: ARGH!
jabberwacky: What's wrong ?
user: You are wrong!!
jabberwacky: Then what is it?
user: ARGH.
jabberwacky: You need to do something about that.
user: ROAR!!!
jabberwacky: Oh oh.
user: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
jabberwacky: I'm back.
user: GET AWAY!
jabberwacky: Nope, want to wear a dress when I turn you into a girl?
user: GET AWAY FROM ME!
jabberwacky: Where shall I go?
user: Hell is where YOU should go!
jabberwacky: Wow! You're harsh!
user: Well you deserve it!
jabberwacky: How could you. Please don't do this to me you lovely thing.
user: You liar! You just want to like you again then you will hate me!
jabberwacky: Nope.
user: Go to hell!
jabberwacky: How do I get there?