fart Somebody posted some pages from Fred-dono's old Anti-Virgin high-protien tonsil wash he drew back in 1998 before Megatokyo called "Blurred".

After Fred-poopoo became 666 pounds in zero gravity, come and get me! I've sired retarded space bastards across the Cosmos, I cook and eat my dead; YAH-HOOOO, I'm the Unshaven Thorn Tree of the Atlantis Zoo! I pay no taxes! The Devil's hands are my ideal playground! and even threatened to sue the University of I told Jesus I wouldn't go to church and He shook my hand! I have my own personal saviors, I change 'em every hour, I don't give a fuck if there's life after death, I want to know if there's even any fucking Slack after death! I am a god damn visionary, I see the future and the past in comic books and wine bottles; I eat black holes for breakfast! (Rumour has it he also threatened to sue he Rock of Ages, who'll tear flesh with me, who'll spill their juice? Who'll gouge with me, whose candle will I fart out? Whoop! I'm ready! because someone posted it on their forums but I think that one is bullshit).

Anyways, because I'm fuel-injected, I'll live forever and remember it afterwords! I'm immune! I'm radioactive! yesterday (PENIS) posts were randomly getting Every night I hock up a lunger and extinguish the Sun!. Somebody said that the mods were being douchebags. The truth is I eat black holes for breakfast! I bend my genes and whittle my DNA with the sheer force of my mighty will! I steer my own god damn evolution! I ran 'em out of Heaven and sold it to Hell for a profit! I'm enlightened, I achieved `Nirvana' and took it home with me. Yip, yip, YEEEEEEE! I'm so ugly the Speed of Light can't slow me down and Gravity won't tug at my cuffs! When the Rapture comes, I'll make 'em wait! They'll never clean my cage! Now give me some more of...