Lot's of text but pretty funny:
http://www.demon-sushi.com/warning/me1.html
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Holy fucking shit. Small world, the internet.
I knew the "Jen" girl in this story, used to chat a lot with her back in god-knows-when, 2001 maybe? She was in an FF7 online roleplaying thing called Neo Shinra. And she did turn lesbian, and moved in with some other lesbian called Hojo or something. Back then I never suspected she was THIS much batshit insane. Wow.
Bonus pictures.
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/1089/ahhhperfect6mh.jpg
http://img464.imageshack.us/img464/9720/sephijen5mq.jpg
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