ITT we say something nice about the poster above us (302)

1 Name: !YsP554yc3s 1993-09-4559 18:51 [no]

Well?

2 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 19:05 [no]

>>1 smells good :)

3 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 19:05 [no]

>>1
Was my first friend.

4 Name: !YsP554yc3s 1993-09-4559 19:05 [no]

>>2 is the result of a broken condom.

5 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 19:06 [no]

oh man totally RUINED

6 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 19:06 [no]

FUCK

7 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 19:46 [no]

This thread was doomed to be a failure right from the start.

>>6 swears nicely.

8 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 20:40 [no]

>>7 has it right.

9 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 20:48 [no]

>>8 knows how to pick up the pieces and get a thread back on track. That's a rare and beautiful talent.

10 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 20:49 [no]

>>9 is not really fat and stupid, he just seems that way sometimes.

11 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 21:01 [no]

>>10 is quite good at masking his insults in the guise of praise.

12 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 21:11 [no]

>>11
Seems to be a very analytical and straightforward who acts on gentle and true intentions.

13 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4559 21:16 [no]

>>12 is on my good side, for now.

14 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 21:34 [no]

>>13 fought most valiantly against the vippers.

15 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 21:37 [no]

>>14 is very good at sucking

16 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 21:42 [no]

>>15 's cheeky irreverence delights my troubled mind

17 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 21:45 [no]

I would be proud to be >>16 's parent.

18 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 21:54 [no]

>>17 Can marry my daughter any day of the week

19 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 21:59 [no]

>>18 is a nice old lady, just don't mind her talking to all of her cats

20 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 22:00 [no]

>>18 is a wonderful parent for supporting lesbian marriage.

21 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 22:00 [no]

>>19-20 are daft but fun.

22 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 22:03 [no]

>>21 made me blush like a schoolgirl.

23 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 22:10 [no]

>>22 is really hot when blushing like a schoolgirl

24 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 22:14 [no]

>>23 Genuinely was just looking for change in his pocket when he was caught outside that girls' school

25 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 22:45 [no]

>>24 wasn't, but we still love him.

26 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 22:58 [no]

>>25 is so cute when he puts his tongue in his cheek.

27 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 01:22 [no]

>>26 posted the original KAWAII DESU NE

28 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 01:33 [no]

>>27, have you lost weight?

29 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 02:11 [no]

>>28 really knows how to make people feel good

30 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 03:33 [no]

>>29 Lookin' gooooooood...

31 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 06:46 [no]

>>30 good job posting at 3:33 ( ^-^)b

32 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 07:08 [no]

>>31 good job not posting at 6:66! That would've been bad.

33 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 07:10 [no]

>>32 good job posting at 07:08! You didn't hit snooze on your alarmclock!

34 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 08:08 [no]

>>33's post convinced me go to bed and get a good night's sleep

35 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 12:42 [no]

>>34 sleeps well!

36 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 16:00 [no]

Sometimes, i just like to sit there and watch >>35 sleep

37 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 16:32 [no]

I'm not a doctor, but I think >>36 is spreading a fatal disease called love.

38 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 16:34 [no]

>>37 makes such excellent diagnoses!

39 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 19:39 [no]

>>38 is not a lawyer

40 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 19:52 [no]

>>39 nearly always turns his cellphone off at the opera

41 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 19:55 [no]

>>40 always leaves the seat down

42 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 19:57 [no]

>>41 is always willing to lend a girl in need a tampon.

43 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 20:08 [no]

>>42 is quite the decent dude

44 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 20:42 [no]

>>43 would become hard gay to please his girlfriend.

45 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 00:14 [no]

>>44 is adored by women worldwide

46 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 05:03 [no]

>>45 is adored by men worldwide

47 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 06:00 [no]

People throw roses wherever >>46 walks

48 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 07:10 [no]

People remember to cut off the thorns first for >>47

49 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 09:49 [no]

>>48 is witty

50 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 10:35 [no]

>>49 is a bishie

51 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 10:36 [no]

>>50 is glompable

52 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 11:32 [no]

>>51 is my first love

53 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 11:49 [no]

very polite

54 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 12:02 [no]

>>53 is very intelligent and unselfish and has impeccable personal hygiene.

55 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 12:04 [no]

>>54 Tastes like fine wine

56 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 12:16 [no]

>>55 is a Panda

57 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 12:27 [no]

>>56 has the gift of turning insults into positive things

58 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 12:52 [no]

>>57 Knew better than to be tricked into saying "Pa Pa Panda"

59 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 14:56 [no]

>>58 makes me go all fuzzy inside

60 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 17:21 [no]

>>59 isn't a menace to society

61 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 18:09 [no]

>>60 is a model citizen

62 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 18:22 [no]

>>61 married Rose Cotton and had thirteen children.

63 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 01:31 [no]

>>62 loves children.

64 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 02:27 [no]

>>63 has his-or-her head on straight.

65 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 03:45 [no]

>>64 has grown up to be an upstanding citizen, despite being found at a railway station in a handbag

66 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 05:04 [no]

>>65 giggles delightfully when prodded

67 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 05:04 [no]

>>65 Perfect in every way

68 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 07:26 [no]

>>67 Makes me the one-pump wonder.

69 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 09:46 [no]

>>68 makes adorable comments

70 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 09:59 [no]

>>69 is so kawaii

71 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 14:19 [no]

>>70 is a polyglot.

72 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 16:48 [no]

>>71 is cute when (s)he sleeps, no matter what >>71 thinks.

73 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 20:07 [no]

>>72 can see past gender, which is a beautiful thing.

74 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 00:45 [no]

>>73 loved by everyone

75 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 01:12 [no]

>>74 is loved by bridget in particular.

76 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 05:37 [no]

>>75's love has no boundaries.

77 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 06:18 [no]

I believe >>76 when he says that the threat of being locked up in a mental hospital caused his insanity, and not the other way around.

78 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 10:48 [no]

>>77 took Erving Goffman's Asylums to heart exceptionally well

79 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 14:07 [no]

>>78 is beloved by kittens and babies.

80 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 14:12 [no]

>>79 loves kittens and babies.

81 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 14:30 [no]

>>80 can type

82 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 15:00 [no]

>>81 lives up to his name

83 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 17:49 [no]

>>82 dresses smartly and sensibly, no matter the season.

84 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 20:42 [no]

>>83 never wears white shoes after Labor Day.

85 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 21:40 [no]

>>84 wears pearls only after 6pm.

86 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 22:11 [no]

>>85 always leaves a 20% tip.

87 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4564 04:32 [no]

>>86 Always drops his change into the 'help the children' jar

88 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4564 07:22 [no]

>>87 Smiled at an ugly girl today.

89 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4564 17:46 ID:NjwlRl9i

>>88 Was smiled at by >>87

90 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4564 17:55 ID:MENzlRWq

>>89 never places his elbows upon the table, and even folds his napkin at the end of a meal!

91 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4564 18:33 ID:qxUXSy1s

>>90 always uses the proper utensils.

92 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4564 20:20 ID:Y03yPAFu

>>91 is such a gentleman that he refrains from swearing around women.

93 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4564 21:50 ID:dtZ3qmyM

>>92 is such a feminist he doesn't.

94 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4564 22:01 ID:I+uUMX3X

>>93 generously supports public television.

95 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4564 23:40 ID:42HC3tG0

>>94 generously supports public radio, even though he disagrees with almost everything he hears on it.

96 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4565 00:48 ID:k6PV7mqM

>>95 says the nicest things.

97 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4565 01:56 ID:uL4s7hdW

>>96 deserves every word >>95 says.

98 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4565 03:48

>>97 Always Headshot when playing FPS game

99 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4565 16:28

>>98 is always polite to people, even when playing FPS games online.

100 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4565 16:49

>>99 was kind enough to let me have the privilege of 100GET

101 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4565 16:54

>>100 beat me to 100GET, but he's still a cool guy.

102 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4565 18:51

>>101 brushes after every meal.

103 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4565 22:32

>>102 showers everyday

104 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4566 00:35

>>103 doesn't shower everyday to save water and the environment

105 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4566 01:10

>>104 cares about the environment and is considering suicide in order to reduce the strain on it.

106 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4567 16:31

>>105 has such a delightful laugh, it's positively intoxicating!

107 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4567 17:04

>>106 can find positivity in anything.

108 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4567 18:21

>>107 bravely took on the role of a stripper in the movie "Closer."

109 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 00:00

>>108 fearlessly jumped on a live grenade to save his platoon, and lived to tell about it.

110 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 13:53

>>109 never threw a grenade at any platoons.

111 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 14:56

>>111 makes me laugh

112 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 16:22

>>111 has lots of self respect.

113 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 16:48

>>112 recognizes the good in others.

114 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 17:14

( ) >>113 posts to my thread every day!

115 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 23:55

>>114 always washes his head thoroughly after imitating Squeeks

116 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 23:59

>>115 is Squeeks. :3

117 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 03:41

>>116 recognizes the Squeeks in others.

118 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 06:58

>>117 realized his inner Squeeks

119 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 07:02

>>118 transcends Squeeks

120 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 07:33

>>119 is a beloved registered member of Squeeks' IRC channel

121 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 10:51

>>120 has a life outside IRC

122 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 14:16

>>121 had one, but gave it up because of his intense love and support for Squeeks.

123 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 19:31

>>122 Can see through the hollow charade that Squeeks has blinded everyone with and is secretly working from within to bring as many out of their IRC Hell as he can!

124 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 23:39

>>123 Is aware of the little-known grammatical nuance that if one cannot capitalize a proper noun (such as a Kareha post reference), one should capitalize the particle immediately after it. Bravo!

125 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 00:34

>>124 gives others lots of credit, but quite modest when it comes to himself

126 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 04:06

>>125 can see deeper into a millstone than most.

127 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 13:10

>>126 knows what a millstone is.

128 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 14:13

>>127 has an excellent grasp of minerology.

129 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 14:29

>>128 can use binary and hexadicemal numbering as easily as decimal numbering

130 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 17:17

>>129 can actually think in octal when chmod'ing!

131 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 17:49

>>130 vf syhrag va ebg13.

132 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 17:50

>>131 speaks fluent mumbo jumbo.

133 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 18:29

>>132 is very smooth character!

134 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 18:42

>>133 Invented the old "paint a tunnel on the side of a cliff" trick that always goes wrong for the coyote.

135 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 19:42

>>134 has a fine appreciation of classic cartoons.

136 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 21:27

>>135 has an impressive collection of horseradishes.

137 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 21:45

>>136
Has a flavorful penis.

138 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 21:47

>>137 enjoys the fruits of >>136's attention to personal hygeine.

139 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 00:34

>>138 can play a mean balalaika

140 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 02:06

>>139's rhythm kazoo is the perfect accompaniment

141 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 02:32

>>139 appreciates the diversity of the world's different cultures

142 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 02:37

>>141 appreciates the diversity of the world's different cultures until one of them moves in next door.

143 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 03:09

>>142 would let >>141 marry his daughter.

144 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 03:20

>>144 would let >>143 dress up as his daughter

145 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 03:39

>>144 is my daughter

146 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 06:38

>>145's daughter is really cute and good at her job

147 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 08:33

>>146 Has exceptional taste in fashion

148 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 10:48

>>147 does not let fashion influence his daily life unduly.

149 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 18:43

>>148 fought the Law, but graciously let the Law win.

150 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 18:54

>>149 is twice as tough as vin deisel, but also twice as modest so you never hear about it!

151 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 18:58

>>150 taught Chuck Norris the secret of the Roundhouse Kick.

152 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 20:14

>>151 taught Chuck Norris how to be a loving father.

153 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 20:31

>>152 Made a MAN out of MAC!

154 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 21:10

>>153 uses a Mac, but never makes a big deal out of it.

155 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 14:28

>>154 was polite enough to not bump the thread.

156 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 14:30

>>155 always stays to the street side when taking a lady's arm.

157 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 09:48

>>156 lets the lady pay for a meal.

158 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 11:28

>>156 and 155 actually both let the lady pay for the meal, because it allows them to buy the expensive wines and deserts fit for their guest, and still say that they split the costs!

159 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 14:01

>>158 aims to please.

160 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 14:49

>>159 pleases!

161 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 15:00

>>160 delivers.

162 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 17:49

>>161 just LOVES mittens!

163 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 19:26

>>162 is a connoisseur.

164 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 20:18

>>163 is one of the cognoscenti.

165 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 20:20

>>164 speaks several languages fluently

166 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 20:37

>>165 has an acceptable grasp of body language.

167 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 03:05

>>166 has mastered language

168 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 12:40

>>167 teaches language to people with developmental difficulties.

169 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 13:40

>>168 is kind enough to share such a flattering compliment with us

170 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 20:36

>>169 is a famous rescue worker.

171 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 21:08

>>170 would be famous for his donations to charity except he always does them anonymously.

172 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 10:58

>>171 supervises these charity funds in order to prevent their misuse, and does so quite expert

173 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 13:11

>>172 watches the watchers.

174 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 13:12

>>173 certainly knows a lot about many things.

175 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 14:11

>>174 can see with his heart as keenly as his eyes.

176 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 19:35

>>175 understands that not all that glitters is gold.

177 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 19:56

>>176 realizes that his rose is ephemeral, and that snakes can send you home.

178 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 23:35

>>177 has both length and girth.

179 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 23:52

>>178 has birthing hips.

180 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 01:34

>>179 (MʁL) Always has time to discuss tanasinn

181 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:32

>>180 doesn't think and just feels.

182 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:35

>>181 has the common courtesy to give someone the reacharound

183 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 16:39

>>182 lets the lady go first, except into a potentially dangerous situation

184 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 12:38

>>183 usually prevents dangerous situations from taking place, by his foresight and carefulness.

185 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 14:05

>>184's roundhouse kick is feared by Chuck Norris.

186 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 03:03

>>185 knows talent when he/she sees it.

187 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 04:34

>>186 makes a thread legendary simply by posting in it.

188 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 04:44

>>187 would give me free tacos from taco bell if he were low enough to work there at all.

189 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 13:05

>>188 would give the tacos to the poor.

190 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 13:55

>>189 give haircuts to the bums at the Bowery every Sunday.

191 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 14:05

>>190 is a world famous hair stylist

192 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 14:31

>>191 has a fabulous haircut

193 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 14:55

>>192 has such glorious mane of long flowing hair that noone dare cut it.

194 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 20:23

>>193 has a wonderful imagination

195 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 20:24

( L`) >>194 has tasty brains

196 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 20:39

>>195 can smell >>194's spicy brains.

197 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 22:43

>>196 sticks to her diet, no matter how tempting those chocolate cakes may be.

198 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 00:43

>>197 can eat anything without gaining weight.

199 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 01:32

>>198 created >>197

200 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 10:08

>>199 allowed me to 200GET

201 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 12:26

>>200 has wonderfully curly nosehair

202 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 14:04

>>201 always uses a bookmark.

203 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 23:43

>>202 bookmarks all pages of interest when he is done reading so others can skim.

204 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 13:16

>>203 always studies a topic in depth.

205 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 14:12

>>204 Understands that GUI design isn't merely an afterthought.

206 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 17:10

>>205 likes his cinnamon rolls gooey.

207 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 19:34

>>206 lets his children have a taste of his drink when his wife isn't looking.

208 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 00:40

>>207 lets his friends have a taste of his children when his wife isn't looking.

209 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 02:30

>>208 Is obviously an advocate for making us aware of the dangers of abuse against children.

210 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 05:33

>>209 is allowed to sponsor messages like this because he is the chief of all of the police in the world.

211 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 14:33

>>210 always puts pennies into the bowl, never taking them.

212 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 14:56

>>211 takes pennies but leaves dimes.

213 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 11:19

>>212 plans to topple lukasjenko

214 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 14:53

>>213 supported Cuba's right to play baseball in the world championship.

215 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 21:00

>>214 didn't brag too much when Japan won the world championship.

216 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 21:43

>>215 kindly brought his family and co-workers along to the game

217 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 22:01

>>216 sprung for the peanuts and Crackerjack!

218 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 13:05

I don't know what >>216 is talking about, but its bound to be something remarkably more positive than it seems at first appearance.

219 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 13:33

>>218 is Mittens-tan

220 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 14:42

>>219 is winter-kun, who gave us all the Friendly Community.

221 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 15:18

even though it is winter, >>220 still enjoys life

222 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 12:58

>>221 never turns the gun on himself.

223 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 15:59

>>222 likes to go rabbit hunting, but sticks with blanks only in order not to hurt those little long eared humping herbivores.

224 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 03:05

>>223 is a bit of a lovable wascal himself.

225 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 10:53

>>224 isn't Norwegian

226 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 12:59

>>225 is a danish cartoonist who decided not to join his kinsmen in their free speech folly.

227 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 15:15

>>226 is a danish musician

228 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 15:38

>>227 is just Danish. Everybody loves them!

229 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 19:10

>>228 likes to share his danish pastries with the poor.

230 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 21:38

>>229 found out about this during his daily volunteer job serving hot tea at the homeless shelter.

231 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 21:42

>>229 likes pastries, rainbows and happy mittens

232 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 14:01

>>231 has a true appreciation for a Guinness moustache.

233 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 15:49

>>232 knows his beers.

234 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 16:37

>>233 knows his fine wines.

235 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 18:05

>>234 appreciates the fine produce of British Columbia.

236 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 18:39

>>235 is a scholar and a gentleman.

237 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 19:13

>>236 likes the cool refreshing taste of ramen.

238 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 19:29

>>237 does not settle for instant ramen.

239 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 22:27

>>238 won against 1 million sperms.

240 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 23:18

>>239 has never lost his dignity

241 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 20:55

>>240 was injected with the cuddly kind of government nano-bots.

242 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 22:04

>>241 picks up dog crap like a good citizen.

243 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 22:44

>>242 figured out how to shot web all by himself on the first try!

244 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 23:55

>>243 is an excellent Metroid player.

245 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4620 07:06

>>244 never posted a shitty "I'm leaving the Internet FOREVER" topic.

246 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 07:31

>>245 has a beautiful name.

247 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 08:28

>>246 does, too.

248 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 13:16

>>247 is such a charming gentleman.

249 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 13:26

>>248 shines with a virtue resplendant.

250 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 15:32

>>249 is a master of Her Majesty's English

251 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 15:33

>>250 properly celebrated International Spank Your Maid Month.

252 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 18:57

>>251 just makes my whole world better

253 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4620 20:11

>>252 is the reason this topic will make 1000 posts.

254 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 14:10

>>253 Is better than fresh strawberries.

255 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 15:33

>>254 wrote an essay about why pollution is bad.

256 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 06:48

>>255 kept it real, while all the other suckas were just frontin'.

257 Name: My Sentenceses : 1993-09-4623 06:54

>>256 appreciates subtlety and nuance.

258 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 07:05

I actually know >>257 in real life, and the motherfucker actually drove ten miles down I-70 to bring some gas to my dead-ass car.

259 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 07:12

>>258 has head-explody powers, but choses NOT to use them.

260 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 11:21

>>261 sees what you did there

261 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 11:48

>>260 probably has a good taste in music :)

262 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 12:12

>>261 gives cash, not gift cards.

263 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 17:18

>>262 walks the streets for money not caring if it's wrong or if it's right.

264 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 17:23

>>263 has a holy man look in his eyes

265 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 17:29

>>264 Is a holy man

266 Name: My Sentences : 1993-09-4623 22:46

>>265 will put an end to famine and world hunger.

267 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 22:59

>>266 will put an end to alcohol and drug abuse.

268 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 01:39

>>267 Is better at computer stuff than me

269 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 14:08

>>268 is better at dancing than me

270 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 18:03

>>269 is still one fine hunk of man.

271 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 21:24

>>270 volunteers to spend time with lonely elderly people

272 Name: Madam I'm Adam : 1993-09-4627 03:49

>>271 recognizes a palindrome when he sees one.

273 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 04:52

>>272 recognizes a paladin when he sees one.

274 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 06:22

>>273 can't stop fallin' in love. Tell him you will be true, forever baby.

275 Name: My Sentences : 1993-09-4627 09:01

>>274 will grow to love In The Groove, but NOT become an elitist bastard.

276 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 12:44

>>275 is not part of the Elitist Superstructure.

277 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 01:41

>>276 was very ballsy to dare to say that

278 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 16:42

>>277 masterfully makes charming comments about his fellow posters' testicles.

279 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 02:24

>>278 correctly infers that posters who use the word "ballsy" are probably male, even if they are not speaking of themselves

280 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 11:09

>>279 has mastered both deduction AND intuition.

281 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 13:24

>>280 uses big words, this can only mean he is clever.

282 Name: Ben Dover & C Howett Fields : 1993-09-4639 16:51

>>281 didn't laugh at all at the nick I entered

283 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 00:02

>>282 has always been ready to take a bullet for any one of us.

284 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 13:30

>>283 took a bullet for this thread.

285 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 16:36

>>284 takes global warming and other issues about the long-term sustainability of materialism very seriously.

286 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 22:23

>>285
Works hard to keep the science community out of corruption.

287 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 19:12

>>286 isn't an emo faggot.

288 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 20:18

>>287 doesn't really persecute anyone, but masterfully blends in with the community via his excellent grasp of current slang.

289 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 20:54

The combination of >>288's blends of coffee beans and >>287's roasting techniques is superb.

290 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 22:08

>>289 is a coffee blending genius rivalling that of Andrew Waltfeld

291 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 01:37

>>290 has good taste in music

292 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4664 03:40

>>291 isn't the PRIMARY cause of 4-ch's death.

293 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 04:28

>>292 is the primary cause of 4-ch's death.

294 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 06:05

>>293 gives a perfect example of how not to jump to conclusions

295 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4664 06:22

>>294 is sweet fopr defending me, but >>293 is probably right.

296 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 08:58

Don't flatter yourself, >>295. That's my job. And I'm calling in sick.

297 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 11:27

>>296 gives us all a bit of mystery in our daily lives by letting us puzzle over whether or not he's on topic.

298 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 13:54

>>297 makes keen observations on other posters that delight the entire board.

299 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 15:52

>>298 touches the breasts of unknown sober women without them minding at all

300 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 16:40

>>299 let me have 300GET and didn't even think once about it

301 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4666 06:36

>>300 didn't rub his 300GET in anyone's noses.

302 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 17:14

>>301 waited patiently for >>300 to get 300 before posting. He totally could have had it.

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