Wapanese (53)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 17:11

gWapaneseh are decidedly caucasian individuals who, by means of thoroughly warped postmodern acculturation processes, have come to the decision that it is in their best interest to act as if they were denizens of the nation of Japan. The term gwapaneseh can be accurately though of as an analog to wigger. A whitey can be classified as a gWapaneseh if they are in possession of two or more of the following defining traits:

2 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 17:12

3 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 17:13

1. Has an unhealthy obsession with shallow, saccharine and intellectually insulting animation shows (also refered to as anime by the nerd elite) originally tailored for young Japanese children

4 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 17:13

2. Operates under the erroneous belief that every aspect of American culture is vastly inferior to that of Japanfs – even though 99.9% of Wapanese have never had firsthand experience of any sort with their preferred culture (in other words, theyfve never set so much as one foot upon the island(s) of Japan)

5 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 17:14

3. Is a Virgin

6 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 17:15

4. May be afflicted with a terminal case of yellow fever; however, they constantly fail in their quest for Japanese pootytang

7 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 17:16

5. Extreme cases may traipse around whilst wearing a gcostumeh that makes them resemble their favorite anime characters (this practice is reffered to as cosplay; cross-dressing and raging homosexuality is not an uncommon component of cosplay.

8 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 17:17

Interestingly, Wapanese are generally though of as gfailuresh and rejects within their own culture. Social scientists such as myself speculate that it was their failure to gain acceptance within their own culture than has lead many a white geek to seek out Japanfs culture as a surrogate; however, theyfd be shattered to know that the insular and somewhat racist Japanese society would be even less accepting of them than the people of their true and native culture.

9 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 19:04

So true

10 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 19:56

I'M GOING TO AGE THIS EVERYDAY

11 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 21:53

What does age mean?

12 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 22:03

>>10
wap

>>11
fag

13 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 22:05

This is now the bold thread! Post in bold ITT!

14 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 22:25

So, what kind of anime do you guys like?

15 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 22:40

>>14
Anime is not for children, daily bump, sports are fun to watch and to participate in (true story)

16 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 22:55

I've played sports with my cousin before

17 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 00:45

I've participated in hotdog eating contest before. Is that sports?

18 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 01:24

>>17
IT'S A SPORT

19 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 01:26

AGE

20 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 04:05

sage

21 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 04:58

Everyone on 4chan is wapanese.

22 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 05:15

>>21
NOT TRUE

23 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 12:11

shit thread

24 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 15:09

in before ƒNƒ\ƒXƒŒ‚`‚`

25 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 15:59

>>19 does not know how to age.

26 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 16:00

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27 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 16:02

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28 Name: sage : 1993-09-4570 16:56

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29 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 17:04

ORZ

30 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 17:08

OLZ

31 Name: ip70-161-91-189.hr.hr.cox.net!3SHRUNYAXA : 1993-09-4570 18:07

>>28
That works now, so the AA has to point!

32 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 21:05

AGE

33 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 22:57

bump

34 Name: fus¡anasan : 1993-09-4570 23:18

Don't!

35 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 23:19

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36 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 22:19

bump

37 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 15:45

<b>WEEKLY BUMP</b>

38 Name: h4286a.brfstorstugan.se!gSG02x2nFM : 1993-09-4579 18:45

sage

39 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 22:35

bump

40 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 01:01

>>21
everyone on any english chan is wapanese, don't kid yourself

bump

41 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 22:59

>>4

American culture is inferior to almost all cultures

42 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 23:28

>>41 except for all the other ones.

43 Name: sage : 1993-09-4584 00:29

T_T

44 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 05:48

>>43
smooth move butter fingers

45 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 10:49

Interestingly, Wapanese are generally though of as gfailuresh and rejects within their own culture. Social scientists such as myself speculate that it was their failure to gain acceptance within their own culture than has lead many a white geek to seek out Japanfs culture as a surrogate; however, theyfd be shattered to know that the insular and somewhat racist Japanese society would be even less accepting of them than the people of their true and native culture.

46 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 11:31

>>45 source?

47 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 11:49

>>46
Some social science journal published in 2005

48 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 08:17

>>46
urbandictionary

49 Name: SAIYAN92 : 1993-09-4595 10:51

i cant belive u guys dont liek japan i thik janpa is so awesome and cool i want lean japnaese and move to japan and then i get a sexy maid gilfriend who call me master haha just lik in megatkyo and then ill be like wtf u stayd in us for u noobz!!!!!

50 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 08:06

50GET!

secret sage

51 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 01:27

WAPANESE FAIL TO UNDERSTAND THAT SOME JAPANESE CARS HAVE SUCKED ASS. SUCH IS THE CASE WITH ALL NISSAN MAXIMAS BEARING THE MODEL YEARS 1985, 1986, 1987, AND 1988. THAT IS ALSO PROBABLY BECAUSE WAPANESE ONLY KNOW THE 1980s FOR HOKUTO NO KEN, AKIRA, ICZER-ONE, PROJECT A-KO, PLUS ABOUT 2 DOZEN PERSONAL COMPUTER SYSTEMS OF VARYING SUCESS. THAT, AND THE VERY SUCESSFUL HOME CONSOLE FAMICOM AND ATTACHMENTS SUCH AS THE FAMICOM DISK SYSTEM. THE OTHER THINGS WAPS THINK ABOUT ARE THE FIRST GENERATION OF H-GAMES THAT HAD SOME KIND OF GRAPHICS TO AUGMENT TEXT. DURING THE 1980S, IT WAS ALSO BELIEVED THAT JAPAN'S ECONOMY WOULD BE BIGGER THAN AMERICA'S BY THE 1990S, HOWEVER, NEWS OF THE REAL ESTATE BUST OF THAT ERA STILL HAS NOT PENETRATED THE 100mm THICK OTAKU SKULL. MEANWHILE, THE BALDING HEADS OF OLDER WOTAKU ARE BEING SUNBURNED BADLY, DUE TO THE CFC-12 REFRIGERANT THAT SPEWED OUT OF COMPRESSORS THAT ARE BUILT BY HITACHI, AND FROM THE DAMAGED CONDENSERS THAT WERE SCREWED UP BY THE GUTS OF FAILED HITACHI COMPRESSORS. THE CONVERSION TO HFC-134a REFRIGERANTS ARRIVED TOO LATE FOR THE OLD WAPANESE. HOWEVER, WAPANESE WHO FINALLY SCRAPE TOGETHER THE $1000 TO FLY TO TOKYO, JAPAN CAN ONLY SUBSIST BY BEING HUMILIATED AND TORTURED BY APPEARING ON JAPAN'S INFAMOUSLY CRUEL GAME SHOWS, SHOWS SO CRUEL, THE RAPE OF NANKING IS FORGOTTEN. THAT IS BECAUSE THE PRICE OF THINGS IN JAPAN IS ASS-RAPINGLY HIGH, DUE TO THE STRICT PROTECTIONIST SYSTEM THAT MAKES AMERICA'S PROTECTIONISM LOOK PUNY. THAT WAP NEVER GETS TO REALIZE THE DREAM OF PURCHASING A LIFE SIZED REPLICA OF THEIR FAVORITE CATGIRL. ALSO THEY ONLY HAVE ONE WAY OF GETTING TO HAVE SEX WITH A JAPANESE GIRL. THAT IS TO APPEAR IN NASTY FETISH VIDEOS THAT INCLUDE SCATOLOGY, BLEEDING ORIFICES, WHIPPING, FEMALE ON MALE ASSRAPE, BALL-CRUSHING, AND VOMIT FUNNELED DOWN THE THROAT. EVEN THEN, THE SEX IS NOT ASSURED, AS MANY OF THEM ARE CREATED PURELY TO TEASE THE UNFORTUNATE WAP. OH WELL, AT LEAST VOMIT IS CONSIDERED AN INDIRECT KISS. MEANWHILE, THE GIRLS OF THE VIDEO, AND THE FAGGOTY YAOI BISHI PHOTOGRAPHER ARE WELL PAID. THE WAP CAN ALSO LOOK FORWARD TO SITTING ON TOP OF HIS OWN SHIT, AS HIS LEG MUSCLES ARE WEAK, AND MOST TOILETS REQUIRE LEG MUSCLE TO STAY ABOVE ONE'S OWN HAZARDOUS WASTE

52 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 00:40

bumped to augment the arguements in the new weaboo thread.

53 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 07:03

>>51
I like this post better!

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