ITT we discuss qualities we would like in our dream bed (12)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 17:58

I want a bed so soft that I can leave an imprint on it.

2 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 18:06

14 virgins.

3 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 21:03

>>2
Male or female?

4 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 23:01

>>3
Depends on how I'm feeling, but there have to be 14 at all time

5 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 23:17

A bed that can fly and drop bombs.

6 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 04:43

( ) I want a bed with 14 mittens!

7 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 07:57

>>6
SIGNED

8 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 08:13

I want the sort of bed that would let me breathe when I have a blocked nose. Breathing through the mouth is annoying

9 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 09:04

stain-resistant

10 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 11:18

I don't care about the bed, I just need a maid to take care of it for me!

11 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 14:13

Nice and firm, with a huge soft fluffy comforter on top, two cats at the foot, and the 14 virgins gently scattered about.

12 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 14:43

Beds need to be FIRM!

But fair.

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