ITT we solve the question above us. (999)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 21:56

4 + 4 = ?

2 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 22:03

? = 8

What is love?

3 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 22:16

The white things come out from your penis

Describe Anime ?

4 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 22:56

It's better than reality.

What kind of country is Bosnia, anyway?

5 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 23:01

Full of strife and self-created problems.

Why does the entry text blink?

6 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 23:55

>>5 because squeeks put textarea(text-decoration:blink); in the header and you didn't go into about:config and set browser.blink_allowed to false
Mine doens't blink.. haha

Why does this thread suck?

7 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 00:05

>>6
squeeks didn't do that. i did.
i didn't set browser.blink_allowed and mine doesn't blink because khtml > gecko.

> Why does this thread suck?

because it lacks:

  • mittens
  • real vippers from 2ch
  • grandpa

8 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 00:23

What's a wapanese?

9 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 01:26

Everyone on this board.

What is the rest mass of a proton (in units of MeV/c^2)?

10 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 01:43

Is that an African or European proton?

Why is this textbox blinking?

11 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 04:13

(・∀・) >>6

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is Captain Obvious stealing our gig?

12 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 05:46

( ´ω`) That guy has always been jealous of our success.

( ´ω`) What's that gay noise?

13 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 09:50

Moot fucking snacks without lube.

What does jappafag mean?

14 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 10:41

It's a new breed of pokemon.

What's the best icecream flavor?

15 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 10:53

homemade vanilla w/butterfinger bits

why the hell am I up so damned early?

16 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 14:28

The early bird gets the worm.

Where does love go?

17 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 14:29

because the cats kept shitting on your pillow.

Why is a chicken?

18 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 04:51

Why not?

How?

19 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 00:51

lol what?

So, what is your current situation in life?

20 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 01:22

Directly in jail. Not passing go. Not collecting $200.

Do you remember love?

21 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 01:51

How could I forget our passionate days of love, >>20?

What is the best Linux Distro?

22 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 01:52

I remember wanting sex.

Do you have plans for tonight?

23 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 16:08

Maybe I'm gonna hang out with a friend, but I was up until 6:30 playing CS tonight so I might not 'cause I'm really daffy now.

Do you think CS is fun?

24 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 18:52

CS is fun to watch and to participate in.

In the end, did it even matter?

25 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 19:14

You didn't try hard enough, didn't get far enough.... so, no.

Do we really need 5 country radio stations in my hometown?

26 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 21:07

We don't need 5 country radio stations ANYWHERE.

Are condi and hillary going to compete for president in 2008?

27 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 02:07

God, I hope not.

I've had enough of your bullshit, kid. Did the bad man or did he not touch your pee-pee?

28 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 02:52

Does it count if I raped him?

What's the best movie ever?

29 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 04:02

Dr. Strangelove, or 'How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb'.

Did you know Slobodan Milosevic died today?

30 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 08:29

Yes, I heard it on the news at the laundromat

What's the ugliest part of your body?

31 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 09:27

Your face.
Why do all the girls i like end up in jail?

32 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 09:44

You should start dating men.

Will George W Bush be remembered by the world as the third Antichrist?

33 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 10:00

No, much like Reagan, Bush's greatness will be remembered fondly while his foibles will be put into proper perspective

Why is it that Corea is so beloved the whole world over?

34 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 11:42

Because Grace Park is hot.

What did you have for lunch yesterday?

35 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 13:01

Beef Curry!!!

Where can we found CP torrent ?

36 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 13:09

www.fbi.gov

Now that I have the apartment to myself for a week, what should I do?

37 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 13:28

Masturbate until your dick falls off.

What is the most vile and disgusting thing on the internets?

38 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 13:40

Personal Weblogs.

Will Newt Gingrich consent to be Hillary's Veep?

39 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 16:49

I sure hope so, just for the comedy value.

Should I bother with getting the new CPU, or just go with the other upgrades and save myself a couple hundred bucks?

40 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 17:11

save yourself the money if your current computer isn't complete crap.

Where do I download Winny?

41 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 17:34

www.google.com

What's the best board on iichan's sidebar?

42 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 17:40

Sad Girls in Snow, of course.

I wonder if >>40 tried looking at http://www.sofotex.com/WinNY-download_L20801.html ?

43 Name: Captain Obviouz : 1993-09-4576 18:39

>>41 mods

44 Name: Captain Obviouz : 1993-09-4576 18:40

>>41 .mod, ribbon, bijin. the rest is cool too.

45 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 21:50

You didn't ask a question, so I laugh at you like the silly king you are!

What's the worst board on the iichan sidebar?

46 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 22:04

4-ch DQN

Where do babies come from?

47 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 00:21

4-ch DQN

Is it nobler in the mind to face the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them?

48 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 01:37

Sorry, Shakepere makes my head hurt.

Don't think, Feel! and you'll be?

49 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 02:20

TANASINN

∴∵∵∵∵∴∴∵∵∵∵∴∵∵∵∵∴∵∵∵∵?

50 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-4577 02:55

Mittens

Mittens?

51 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 04:25

( ゚ ヮ゚) MITTENS!

Is now a good time to visit New Orleans?

52 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 05:22

Certainly

What is this thread about?
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1142225437/

53 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 06:31

< ・∀・> Foolish people who have been taken in by Japan's lies

< ・∀・> Why is it no other nation comes close to being as great or as loved as korea is?

54 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 06:54

Because it would mean they'd be settling for less

How do you find VIP, DQN or IAA on your ID?

55 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 08:02

By the power of KAMI...

Who was the first person to post a fucking ascii cat on the internet?

56 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 08:03

By typing fusianasan in the name field, it enables IDs

Why are people obsessed with this drawball shit?

57 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 14:39

Because it's a small way to be famous.

Have YOU drawn anything on drawball? If so, what and where?

58 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 14:51

No, because it sucks due to not being a ball.

Why is it not a ball?

59 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 15:04

2D lol

So, what are you wearing?

60 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 15:35

( ゚ ヮ゚) MITTENS

Why are there so many Westerners posting on 2ch right now?

61 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 17:13

We've filled our quota here, and they're looking for new opportunity.

If you had a dead rat and a rope to swing it with, would you give it to me in exchange for the chance to whitewash my fence?

62 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 18:39

I dunno, this is a pretty awesome rat... but it's tempting...

I wonder if I'll enjoy farming when the oil runs out?

63 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 19:02

( `ハ´)As much as you'll enjoy it before the oil runs out, which is to say not at all...

( `ハ´)Would you let the owner of the house know I borrowed a few things from the kitchen?

64 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 19:58

Of course, I'm sure he won't mind at all.

Will you please leave either your your car keys or a credit card as collateral?

65 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 03:15

Certainly; here's your credit card back.

Is there real butter in the pie crust?

66 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 03:56

At the DQN Bakery, we use only the highest-quality, all-natural ingredients.

What should I cosplay as at MidSouthCon?

67 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 03:56

If that's what you want to call it, sure.

Is the world really going to end in a few hours in a massive cataclysmic explosing? And, if so, How should I spend my last few moments on this plane of existance?

68 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 04:15

Not the whole world, just the part you're in. I recommend you eat the hell out of a bacon double cheeseburger with all the trimmings.

What the fuck is this lump on my back? It's right next to my spine, and it makes it difficult to sit in hard-backed chairs.

69 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 06:20

Back cancer.

Why the fuck is it raining again?

70 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 12:16

becuase of the fuckin season fairies in your backyard, burn em to make it stop.

btw wut da fuck ITT mean??

71 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 12:23

>>70 In This Thread

72 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 12:26

Oops forgot to post a question: would you kill a person if it were the only way you could save your child's life?

73 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 13:29

Depends on what person it is, if I'd get away with it, what my future child is like and so on...

How long do you think you're going to live and what will you die of?

74 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 13:36

Until I am struck in the head with an anvil, and I will die by being struck in the head by an anvil.

I had a question but I already forgot it. Care to jog my memory?

75 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 13:47

In your current shape, it could lead to a heart attack.

How do you exercise your brain in a safe manner?

76 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 20:21

By doing crossword puzzles.

What's a five-letter word for "an idiot who can't think of a five-letter word for idiot"?

77 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 20:33

Dunce.

How many roads must a man go down?

78 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 21:15

137.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

79 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 21:34

Infinite, if we make the assumptions (1) angels can overlap and (2) angels can dance on the head of a pin.

When is a door not a door?

80 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 22:32

When it's a jar.

How many ninjas does it take to screw up a lightbulb?

81 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 01:42

The answer is here

>>100

82 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 04:10

What kind of question was that?

...what kind of question was that?

83 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 04:54

Try again. The perfect question is the question that solves itself.

Why am I such a genius?

84 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 05:59

There was excessive moisture and your tests were scanned improperly.

Who trusts standardized testing?

85 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 15:56

>>83, obviously.

So, if I start playing Eve, does that make me cool?

86 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 17:07

Unusually enough, yes it does.

Why do all the cool places to live have to cost so damn much?

87 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 17:15

Supply and demand, good sir. There's just not enough cool to go around.

Why is a wonderful person such as >>1 not invited to the garden party?

88 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 17:56

>>1 is made out of marshmellows, unyuu and hellfire. He would burn the fuchsias.

What will >>100 write in his post?

89 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 19:07

100GET.

Will >>101 curse that s/he didn't get 100GET?

90 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 20:07

I think so.

Will >>99 mention 100GET in his post, I wonder...

91 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 21:24

The Stars are cloudy. Ask again later.

Should I trust astrology?

92 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 21:44

Only as far as you can throw it.

Should I attack Irkutsk, or end my turn?

93 Name: Volcano Ass Splatter Surprise : 1993-09-4584 00:26

ATTACK! ALWAYS ATTACK!

Is that thing on my dick going to go away on its own?

94 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 03:14

Not until you pay her the $50.

Why do girls watch Pretty Woman over and over again?

95 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 04:50

Because it's fun to be a prostitute! Sucking and shopping is the ultimate lifestyle.

Why haven't I gone to sleep yet?

96 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 05:03

The clowns will get you.

What are several ways to define the realm of South America?

97 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 20:18

Hell if I know.

Why can't >>96 answer his own damn essay questions?

98 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 20:35

Because that's what I have peones like >>97 for. >:(

I wonder why she hasn't called?

99 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 23:03

Because she hates you and wants you to die.

Will she turn the gun on >>98?

100 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 23:20

We now interrupt this question and answer session for a 100GET!

Was that too much, do you think?

101 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 23:30

Yeah, you totally broke the flow.

It'd be rude if they simply didn't tell me anything, right?

102 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 01:58

Not nearly as rude as telling you "the goat's ass we interviewed was better qualified then you, so we went with it. medical plan's cheaper, too."

What is the mathematical equation of the sequence of primes?

103 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 12:42

Fuck do I know?

How do you say "I am looking for a maid who will not steal from me very much" in Russian?

104 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 14:31

Я смотрю для горничной не украдет от меня very much, according to babelfish.

What kind of a jackass relies on machine translation for mission-critical communications?

105 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 14:34

Я смотрю для горничной не украдет от меня много

Should I buy or should I sell?

106 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 18:36

Buy low, sell high.

Here is funny internet, is it not?

107 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 18:40

The funniest.

Is >>89 a liar?

108 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 18:46

>>89 relies on base 89, and actually 10GET, but was honest as far as he understood it.

Do you know exactly how to eat an Oreo?

109 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 19:19

Yes.

Who is the funniest person in the world?

110 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 19:42

VIPPER wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

When you lose a sock in the dryer, where does it go?

111 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 20:47

>>103

Я смотрю для горничной не украдет от меня много= I am looking at a maid not stealing from me much

dunno how do translate your sentence though...I don't know enough Russian

112 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 23:31

>>111 fails for irrelevancy.

When you lose a sock in a dryer, it becomes a sacrifice to Ashtophar. He's a demon of the third order who appreciates sweat a little more than blood. Be happy for his unusual preferences.

Now that I raised it and it's done my bidding, how do I put it down?

113 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 00:43

>>112

You can't. Best solution is to sedate it with bad porn and chicken wings.

Is it wrong to want to fuck tons of asian chicks?

114 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 07:16

Yes. Bestiality is always wrong

What did Dr Weir do to himself to turn himself into a superfreaky demon type at the end of event horizon?

115 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 07:50

Fat asian chicks.

On a scale of 1 to 10 - 1 is No, 10 is Yes - would you, or would you not post in the next Grandpa thread?

116 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 14:11

11.

Will Junior take over after Grandpa?

117 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 14:39

Of course. There will always be a Terakian.

Will the Botanical Society accept my intestinal flora as a late entry for this year's flower show?

118 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 14:45

Of course. There will always be a Terakian.

Will the Botanical Society accept my intestinal flora as a late entry for this year's flower show?

119 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 13:00

They have for the last three years, so why not?

Why are all the ships in Honor Harrington books shaped like double-ended dildos?

120 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 13:46

If you think about it, the answer is pretty obvious.

Should I make a big stink about not buying bootlegs?

121 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 14:41

Of course. Real men leech their own, and don't get it from Ebay.

Can I offer myself as a martyr to apologize for Fursecution?

122 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 15:22

It would be a pretty facile apology, considering that fursecution persists to this very day.

What's the last digit of pi?

123 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 15:32

Jack Horner's thumb.

Why was he keeping it warm and moist?

124 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 02:28

なんだここは

125 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 02:29

なんだここは

126 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 02:57

>>123 The doctor told him to.

Why does this soup taste so funny?

127 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 03:09

Because it has a bunch of shitty memes in it. "under the moon loli to issho", for example, is on top of that piece of carrot right there. You see?

What are three ways that OpenBSD mitigates the risks stemming from buffer overflow bugs in poorly written software?

128 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 05:58

Making it extremely difficult to run any software, and SSP.
Where is my copy of Finnegans Wake?

129 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 06:11

Try your bookshelf.

Sleep or post more?

130 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 09:51

>>129 Sleep moar!

ectasy or mda?

131 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 12:38

masturbate!

boxers or briefs?

132 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 13:07

Briefs. Briefs contain briefish energy, which gives you super powers. Super Brief Charge!

How do I become a proper princess?

133 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 13:31

Clean Up Princess!

Why are residence hallways so wide when the actual rooms are so small?

134 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 14:00

It's not that way here at Needler Hall, where all the rooms are spacious and the residents are eccentric!

Why won't they bring back yummy cyclamates?

135 Name: p549A4D60.dip.t-dialin.net : 1993-09-4590 21:10

Because you touch yourself at night. Do it during the day, ya perv.

What does it mean when your fart smells of dog food?

136 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 21:39

Nothing, really, except that your dog tends to drool when sniffing your butt.

Should I vacuum my living room first, or do the dishes?

137 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 21:51

>Should I vacuum my living room first, or do the dishes?

vacuum is easy, compared. so do that first and then continue drinking.

138 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 21:53

The dishes; you can't eat off the floor, no matter how clean it is.

So, whatever happened to that whole "new mods zOMG" thing?

139 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 21:54

>>138 plastic plates thanks to oil.

140 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 21:55

Do you have no questions??

What is the world coming to?

141 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 21:58

Peak oil, then apocalypse.

Have YOU registered an account at becauseitswinter.com ?

142 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 22:10

Yes. In fact, I liked it so much I registered 26 accounts.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

143 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 22:15

Zippy claimed 10, but it was really just a clogging group.

Am I having fun yet?

144 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 02:16

Uh-oh!! I'm having TOO MUCH FUN!!

Why are there so many minnows in the water?

145 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 20:03

>>144
because you touch yourself under water

Why is there no 'becauseitssummer.com'?

146 Name: winter : 1993-09-4591 20:11

Normal people don't get depressed only because it's warm and sunny.

What should I wear to Dracula's Ball? It's some kind of a Goth Dance.

147 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 20:22

>>146
dress as van helsing and carry a wooden stake

Do you know anyone who likes ashley simpson, shikira or britany spears?

148 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 21:35

Unfortunately, yes.

Sex or maturbation?

149 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 21:37

Masturbate while thinking about having sex

Is it good or is it whack?

150 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 04:37

How about masturbating while thinking about masturbating for a change?
Now that would be whackingly good.

Heads or tails?

151 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 05:09

Well, I'd rather kiss lips that kiss ass, so... heads.

Why have these last few posts all been about sex?

152 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 06:58

virgins, lol

does espresso really have less caffiene than coffee?

153 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 13:56

I wouldn't know. I drink Morning Thunder made with Water Joe.

What's good for what ails ye?

154 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 14:31

Kouyama Mitsuki-chan!

What's a fun thing to do in the city of __________?

155 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 16:07

See the Castle of -----------.

Why do I have a headache?

156 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 16:11

Too many excesses, not enough sleep.

Why don't we have a tail?

157 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 16:37

So we don't have to suffer from clarts.

How do I keep the Sheep Mafia out of my city?

158 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 17:24

Go to Ireland and yell "Scottland rules!"

Will >>157 make out of it alive?

159 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 17:52

>>157 Dies (zomg spoilarz)

Do the scots get their superiority from shagging sheep, or from something else?

160 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 18:04

You are correct. It all stems from sheep-shagging.

What happens to sea monkies when they die?

161 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 18:40

They go to the Western Shores.

Why does Rhino 3D's interface suck so bad?

162 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 20:30

>>161 Because it's still in beta despite being sold.

What was the next big thing after the Rubik Cube?

163 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 22:05

My cock.

Why does Squeeks wear a poo hat?

164 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 22:31

Because he is Squeeks, and because he is alive.

Would you hit it?

165 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 22:45

Like the fist of a minorly annoyed god.

Sex! Lies! and...?

166 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 01:12

poop hats

How many of us truly like mittens?

167 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 01:39

I haven't worn mittens since I was 12.

Does it seem ... chilly to you?

168 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 02:02

Better put on those mittens!

.......................too.......................tired......................

169 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 08:23

Go to sleep.

How do I shot web?

170 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 08:54

I don't know lol

Why does loli haet pizza?

171 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 10:09

because it has anchovies.

Who shot JFK?

172 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 12:41

The driver.

Is this thing on?

173 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 12:43

Whoa, feedback. Let me turn this down a bit!

Should I go back to bed?

174 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 16:05

Nah, just jump in the shower.

Is decaf responsible for decreased intelligence?

175 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 19:09

It's more likely that decreased intelligence is responsible for decaf. People don't drink coffee for the taste, so whoever tought up the idea of removing the only reason to drink it can't be one of the smarter ones.

Please state your answer in the form of a question.

176 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 19:23

禿同。
ところで話は変わるけど
この前久々に幼馴染と飲みにいったんだ
俺たちは幼稚園、小学校、中学校、高校まで同じだったんだけど
大学だけは別々のところに行ったから約一年半ぶりのご対面
ついつい昔話に花を咲かせちゃって・・・
それで、気が付くともう12時回っててそろそろ帰ろっかと思ったんだけど
彼女ぐでんぐでんに酔っ払っててさ
初めて気が付いたんだけど、こいつかなり酒癖悪かったわけよ
仕方ないから俺が家まで送ることになって
途中何度も嘔吐しながらも何とか彼女ん家に着いた
彼女をベッドに乗せるとやっと解放されたーと思ってどさっと座り込んだ
ふと、すやすやと眠っている幼馴染の顔を見ると
しばらく見ない間にものすごく可愛くなってた
ずっと友達としか思ってなかったこいつを初めて「女」と感じた
送ってやったんだからキスぐらい・・・っていう誘惑に負けてつい彼女に口付けをしてしまった
すぐに彼女は目を開く
「キス・・・した?」
「お、起きてたのか?!ごごごごめん!」
慌てふためくかっこ悪い俺
「初めてだったんだけどなー。まあいっか、あなただし」
怒られる・・・と思ったが、意外な答えが返ってきた。
「幼稚園のころからずーと大好きだった。なのに全然思いが伝わらなくて」
何だ?全然話が見えないぞ
「離れ離れになってから、後悔したな。結局告白できなかったって。今日は会えてとても嬉しかったよ」
やっと彼女の思いがわかった。何故俺が地元を離れるときに彼女があんなに泣いていたかも
そして、いつの間にか彼女に欲情して元気になった俺の息子がいた
「大きくなってるねwいいよ、来て。ずっと待ってたんだから!」
そこで俺の理性が吹っ飛んだ
彼女の体に覆いかぶさって何度も何度も口付けを交わしその豊満な胸に手をつけると

持ってて良かったPSP

177 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 20:05

Have you seen the solar eclipse?

Have you seen the solar eclipse?

178 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 20:09

No, because I don't have a piece of smoked glass.

Would you consider this to be a decent translation of >>176 ?

禿同. by the way, although the talk changed, it was said to the childhood friend and the drinker after a long time last time -- us -- a kindergarten -- although it was the same to the elementary school, the junior high school, and the high school, since only the university went to the separate place -- about one year and a half -- for the first time in -- 対面 -- just -- an old tale -- a flower -- making it bloom ... then 12:00 to notice and which will be rich -- turning -- て -- soon -- 帰ろっ -- と -- although considered -- her, although it had got drunk dead-drunk and て気 was attached at the beginning of さ this -- remarkable conduct when drunk was bad -- divide -- since it is unavoidable, I send to a house -- ことにな -- on the way -- while vomiting repeatedly -- somehow -- her -- when she who arrived at ん家 was put on the bed, - released at last was thought and it sat down with どさっ -- suddenly Lose the temptation [ kiss ] ... which felt as the "woman" this which was lovely extremely while not concluding for a while that the face of the childhood friend who is sleeping calmly was seen, and which was regarded only as the friend all the time for the first time since it sends, and she is kissed just. kept "kiss whose she opens an eye immediately ... it carried out -- ?" -- "-- having occurred -- ?! -- ごごご -- pardon -- " -- awkward me who am flustered -- "-- it was the first. Although he thought ... with being scolded し it is いっ and you well", the unexpected answer came on the contrary. "It did not cut at the time of a kindergarten but was as favorite as -. a thing -- completely -- a thought -- not being transmitted -- " -- what, the talk is not in sight at all -- "-- after getting separate, he repented. It was not able to confess after all. I was very glad to have met today" -- her thought was found at last. my son who 欲情(ed) to her unawares and became fine was in why when I left local, she was crying like that -- "-- it is large -- w -- it is good -- come. Since it had been waiting " It is if it covers and hangs over her body with which my reason vanished there, kiss is exchanged repeatedly and a hand is attached to the plump breast.! Having, it is good PSP.

179 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 21:00

No. It sucks like all machine translation.

Is Medusa the hottest of the three?

180 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 21:36

Depends on the other two, really.

Who are the other two?

181 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 21:43

>>180
Squeeks and Doug

Who is Doug?

182 Name: LeDQN!LeDqnM1Jj2 : 1993-09-4593 22:01

>>181
Furry.

183 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 22:08

What was the question again?

184 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 22:22

Well, it was the Ultimate Question, the answer to life, the universe and everything.

Who's getting the next round?

185 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 22:28

Not me, I'm tapped out.

How many copies of this do you think I can sell?

186 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 00:07

I'd say 2, maybe three.

Which came first; the chicken or the egg?

187 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 00:11

Actually, I came first. Well, that's premature ejaculation for you. :\

Why is The Rocky Horror Picture Show so popular?

188 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 00:55

>>187 Because it's safer than "Priscilla, Queen of the desert"

Why are fags so annoying?

189 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 02:23

Because they feel compelled to keep reminding you that they're gay.

What should I have for dinner tonight?

190 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 04:05

>>189 Instant ramen.

Who is this Pa Pa Panda?

191 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 06:55

Tis a panda.

Are all of the workers in Mexican and Chinese restaurants really illegal immigrants that don't speak English?

192 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 14:12

Actually, they're mostly zombies. It's much easier employing the undead, as they need neither food nor payment beyond the occasional guest who accidently wanders into the kitchen.

Have you ever tried the lamb?

193 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 17:43

I've had better. The veal was good, though.

What's the best song ever?

194 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 17:56

This is the song that doesn’t end
Yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
And they’ll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song etc.

How do I get this damn thing out of my head???!!!

195 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 18:16

Try singing the DQN Song instead.

Will I be able to get everything done in time?

196 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 19:03

Only by using ZA WARUDO.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

197 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 19:52

42.

why am i posting in this thread?

198 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 21:20

Like you have anything better to do. Don't pretend you have a life!

Was I too harsh?

199 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 23:21

>>198 You were so soft that I cried like a schoolgirl. Be more tough!

Does human flesh really taste like chicken?

200 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 23:35

You didn't notice the difference at lunch yesterday.

Let's be honest for a moment: do any of you people really exist?

201 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 02:05

>>200 You have too much imagination.

Are we alone in the Universe?

202 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 11:22

>>201 I really hope not. It'd be pretty depressing if humans, including vippers and /b/tards, were the most advanced beings in the universe.

What's going to be the next radical new fad among nerds after anime-fever has subsided?

203 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 11:28

Chibi-Vampire

Why is Tokyopop still in business?

204 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 14:14

Courtney Love is paying them to keep Princess AI in print.

Was there ever anime so vile as Don't Leave Me Daisy?

205 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 16:15

No.

Why do people ask yes or no questions in this thread, as if they don't realize how little those questions leave to the imagination?

206 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 16:51

Right.

How do you escape from your daily existence?

207 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 19:58

No.

Do you still beat your sister?

208 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 20:12

It really depends on what you are inferring by using the word "Beat", as it has several meanings and there's nothing within that paragraph's context to determine what you intended.

What foods should I serve for sunday brunch?

209 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 20:16

Fried chicken and waffles.

Just what does >>208 do to his sister?

210 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 20:42

It really depends on what you are inferring by using the word "do", as it has several meanings and there's nothing within that paragraph's context to determine what you intended.

What was your favorite scene in "Tapeheads"?

211 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 23:36

>>210 The part where >>208 beats his sister.

Do I stuff the chicken with the waffles?

212 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 00:01

No. Serve the chicken on top of waffles with syrup and butter optional.

What did >>208's sister do to deserve such a variety of beatings?

213 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 00:59

She recited passages from the bible backwards with multiple voices while floating in air and making her eyes glow bright red somehow.

Is it time to take the pizza out yet?

214 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 01:32

No, give it another hour. I like the cheese black.

Are you a samurai?

215 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 02:03

A SAMURAI PIZZA CAT, HERE TO RESCUE THAT POOR PIZZA FROM BURNING!

Can I get you gentlemen anything? Coffee? Tea? Smokes?

216 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 02:10

Get me >>208's sister so I can beat her.

Is it true that chicken tastes like humans?

217 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 02:42

No, but human is strikingly similar to crocodile.

Where did you say you put it?

218 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 04:16

>>217 In >>208's sister face.

Do butter work for >>208's sister black eye?

219 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 14:38

>>218
It works fine to remove scribbles by a magic marker! But I'm not so sure about if it's the same with an damaged eye..

>>220 Are you the creator of this fine thread?

220 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 15:06

No, >>1 is.

Where is >>208's sister right now, and what is she doing?

221 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 15:20

She's crying into her hands because her brother is >>208

How many pokemon are there now? It must be a crapload more than 150.

222 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 22:25

386 => http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/rspokemonlist1.html

Is it safe to pour vegetable oil into my eyes?

223 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 22:37

As long as it isn't partially hydrogenated, sure.

what foods are you most likely to ignore expiration dates, and why do you feel safe doing it?

224 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 00:42

Potato chips. Those suckers will keep for MONTHS!

What is your favorite chemical?

225 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 02:12

Capsaicin. Love those hot peppers.

What is the WORST WORD ever?

226 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 02:54

Squeeks.

Do you hate April Fools day as much as I do?

227 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 03:23

Indeed. BTW, PONIES!!!11

what's your opinion on /guro/?

228 Name: Shii : 1993-09-4597 03:52

Horihone Saizou is erotic, but otherwise I don't really enjoy it.

Does the 4-ch front page need updating?

229 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 04:35

Yes, news4vip left long ago.

Why is Shii using his name everywhere? At least he isn't using a tripcode

230 Name: Shii : 1993-09-4597 05:57

I needed to use it on /mod/ and now wakaba 3.0 filled it in for me everywhere. I'll remove it after this post, OK.

So, why are 20-year-old girls all over Neil Gaiman? He seems like a perfectly average fantasy writer.

231 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 08:43

Because he's fucking NEIL GAIMAN, BITCH.

OK, so I bought Advance Wars for the DS, now what else should I get?

232 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 12:52

A real console.

Is there a question that has no answer?

233 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 13:31

Why are you such a goddamned idiot?

Anyway, there are birds outside my window (I'm on the 4th floor). How do I get them all to shut up so I can go back to sleep?

234 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 13:47

Shoot them. You get a free breakfast as an added bonus.

Why does the tales of the abyss soundtrack only have two good songs, and why are they shitty versions of songs from tales of eternia?

235 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4598 12:24

2. ???
3. PROFIT!!!

Have you seen Ice Age?

236 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4598 21:32

"I, Sage" was the biggest hit of the Japanese cinema of the past five years. Unfortunately, it never made it to any festivals, and is mostly unknown outside of Japan.

Who is cooler, the King of Beggers, the God of Cooks, or the God of Gamblers and why?

237 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 02:54

The God of Cooks: otherwise, what would we eat?

Tits or ass?

238 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 03:55

  _  ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 おっぱい! おっぱい!
 ⊂彡

Contingency planning?

239 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 04:50

Yes indeed.

Why is my text blinking, while my cursor is not?

240 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 05:48

Squeeks set the css on the textbox to blink. I'm not sure what's wrong with the cursor though.

How many more threads can grandpa last before we get tired of him?

241 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 06:17

As many as it takes until Squeeks cuts off payments to the hosting company.

Is there somebody out there for me?

242 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 06:36

No.

Why does /dqn/ suck so bad?

243 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 06:59

Because you're here.

When will >>242 leave?

244 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 07:00

Because you touch yourself at night.

(・∀・) How is this thread different from Grandpa's?

245 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 07:04

ガラハーーーーーーーーーーーーーー!

How can we prevent two people from solving the same question in the future?

246 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 10:26

>>245
Pick one of the two for deletion

Which is more deserving of the many love and accolades which they recieve; Corea or Something Awful?

247 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 11:27

Trick question.

Please fondle my bum.

248 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 12:34

Cannot compute. Please reformulate the question.

Is Q God?

249 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 12:49

Yes. He became a mortal, and sacrificed himself to save the Enterprise, then went back to being omnipotent.

What kind of sacrifice would Q find seemly?

250 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 16:32

Maybe a ball.

What's that bird whistling outside my window?

251 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 18:28

It's whistling "Who da man? WHO DA MAN? Oh Yeah! You Want Somma Dis!" to the bitches.

Why is it so fucking windy today?

252 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 19:41

Because the trees are sneezing a lot -- they're allergic to tree pollen.

Why do posts on DQN take so damn long to post these days?

253 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 19:50

Why do posts on DQN take so damn long to post these days?

BECAUSE IT'S WINTER (somewhere)!

254 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 20:37

That's not a question

Why did >>253 fail it?

256 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 22:35

Yes.

Why do YOU think >>253 failed it?

257 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 22:39

All I know is that >255 is doing a damn good job of failing it.

Does the rain in Spain fall mostly on the plain? Or is that just bullshit?

258 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 22:45

>>257
The rain in spain mostly falls on muh dick

Has anyone ever visited trollz.com?

259 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 00:49

No

What will happen to junior once grandpa's thread v3 hits 1000?

260 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 01:06

He will wait for Grandpa v4 and post there.

What will Grandpa v3's final post be?

261 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 01:43

1000GET

When did you begin acting like this?

262 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 11:57

I was born with it.

Do they have "In Capitalistic USA..." jokes in Soviet Russia?

263 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 12:25

In Soviet Russia, "in capitalistic USA..." jokes have THEM!

What if there is no grandpa v4?

264 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 12:39

Oh, don't worry. Someone will restart it. Someone always does...

Why do jokes hang on so far past their Laugh At date on the internet anyway?

265 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 13:07

Because internet jokes are made from Velveeta, the Cheese that Would Not Die.

Do you think that Butterscotch, the Hasbro Robotic Pony will be the big hit this Christmas, and what's the best hack for its programming?

266 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 01:05

Not likely with a $300 price tag; best hack is to convert it into a vibrator.

Why does my coffee taste like crap when it's cold?

267 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 01:34

Much like sake, any coffee will taste decent when its hot - only high quality java is good cold.

Was the $50 I just spent on Kingdom Hearts II wasted?

268 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 03:04

Not if you're gay.

Who am us, anyway?

269 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 03:27

We are the DQN Theatre.

Why does a Digg page never complete loading in my browser? Is it because Web 2.0 is crap?

270 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 09:48

>>269
You need to upgrade your processor, add more ram and get a better internet connection, then digg will go VROOM VROOM

Was it inappropriate of me to give >>269 an serious answer to his question?

271 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 14:33

It's the Ultimate DQN: showing intelligence in a DQN forum!

What's the fastest way to earn a million bucks?

272 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 14:50

Rob a bank; it's also the fastest way to loose a million bucks!

Digg or /.?

273 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 16:24

Fark.

Will Microsoft manage to kill open source?

274 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 20:00

Hopefully.

Why is 4chan becoming less and less Japanese?

275 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 20:14

Because the mods are something awful.

Why is it that ebaumsworld is so superior?

276 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 23:39

Because http://www.ebaumsworldsucks.com

Is it me or is http://www.wired.com getting worse and worse?

277 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 05:20

Wired's web design is just so 2000.

Which is more amusing: RAGEQUIT or RAGEJOIN?

278 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 06:24

RAGEQUIT

Why does >>276 think anyone cares about his crappy flash animation getting stolen?

279 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 09:35

>>276 is an idiot

What's this thing on my penis?

280 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 11:40

that would be a girl.

Should I do eggs or pancakes for breakfast today?

281 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 15:16

Eggs. Make an egg sandwich!

VIP? or DQN? Is there a difference?

282 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 16:33

No. Both are equally a bunch of idiots, easily forgotten.

Should I up my ritalin to 20mg TID?

283 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 18:32

Not enough. Make It 50mg.

Is 4-ch really going to die?

284 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 19:10

4-ch is eternal moment, like tanasinn.

♪ Do you feeeeeeel like we do? ♪

285 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 06:06

Goodness, I hope so!

What song is this at http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=30171642 ...? It's been bothering me, and I can't rest until I find out!

286 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 12:52

The Magical 8Ball says "Ask Shii".

Can drama be converted into kinetic energy?

287 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 14:31

We'll find out in Three Weeks!

Porn?

288 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 15:03

Not on MY hard drive! Luckily, I have an ipod.

Why is anonymity used as an excuse to dodge responsibility?

289 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 15:11

It's addictive to talk shit w/out getting smacked down.

It snowed last night, isn't it supposed to be fucking spring yet??!?!?!?!?!?!?!???

290 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 15:42

It's like 80 degrees here, and the grass is coming back to life, so yes it's spring. Quit living in IglooTown.

Is 4-ch still up?

291 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 15:46

Like Johnny Wadd and his favorite fluffer!

Do you love Desiree Cousteau? She's MUCH cuter than Vanessa Del Rio.

292 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 16:52

lol

what?

293 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 17:52

Ahem. "Do you love Desiree Cousteau? She's MUCH cuter than Vanessa Del Rio."

Do you love Desiree Cousteau? She's MUCH cuter than Vanessa Del Rio.

294 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 18:17

Oh! I did hear you right the first time. Never heard of either.

Can anyone recommend a good hearing specialist?

295 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 18:29

Generally, you need to go through your primary physician and get a referrel who participates in your health plan.

Is socialized medicine/universal healthcare going to lead to less advanced care, but greater preventative care?

296 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 01:18

No, because I'll fight socialized medicine and other socialist nonsense tooth and nail.

What's that on your teeth?

297 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 02:18

Your wife's pubic hair.

Why does everybody always want to hit me?

298 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 09:25

You have >>296's wife's pubic hair in your teeth all the time.

Is there anything I can to do halp 4-ch?

299 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 09:39

Start a partition.

Do you smell that?

300 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 14:12

Yeah, but I'm not really sure what it is. Let's take a look around.

Why does Tony Danza still have a fucking talkshow? It's not because he's funny, so is it because he gives free jewlery to the entire audience?

301 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 14:14

Free Shiatsu!

Is it cruel to breed dogs that need sweaters for the cold weather?

302 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 13:22

Not really. Just stick sweaters on them when cold weather comes.

Paris Hilton or Pamela Anderson?

303 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 14:36

Paris, of course. She has a hotel named after her, and not the other way around.

As long as we're on the subject, what has Tonya Harding been up to these days?

304 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 18:49

http://www.tonyaharding.org/ > Tonya Harding, former Olympic Skater turned Pro Boxer. Within these pages you will find a wealth of information.

Oh god, Why me?

305 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 18:58

Because you're the Chosen One.

Kathy Griffin or Sara Silverman?

306 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 20:39

Option 3: Put it in.

If you were up to your neck in shit, and someone threw a bucket of shit at your head, would you duck?

307 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 22:16

To the side, maybe.

Where the fuck did all my money go?

308 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 23:47

To the goddamn FUCKUPS at the goddamn IRS!

Who must I slay to get my money back???!!!

309 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 02:35

The goddamn FUCKUPS at the goddamn IRS!

Pumpkin or Raspberry-Rhubbarb?

310 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 03:19

Raspberry-Rhubbard, of course.

Would you fuck Brittney Spears?

311 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 03:55

Not if you paid me $100. (maybe for $1000)

Did you play Cave Story yet?

312 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 04:50

Yes.

Why is the world a cruel, unforgiving place?

313 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 07:48

Because you never got the secret ending.

How much longer will my cold last?

314 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 08:13

two years.
why is france such a violent place?

315 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 09:05

Don't know.

Do you?

316 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 09:36

It all started going downhill when the commoners seized power.

Is there a doctor in the audience?

317 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 12:28

I have a Ph.D in english from Oxford, if that helps at all.

Did you eat the ears or the tail of your chocolate bunny first?

318 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 12:42

I bit out its eyes while screaming "STOP LOOKING AT ME!"

Is Iowa a better place to live than Texas?

319 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 13:01

It slowly becomes one after you develop your 100 mile stare.

Who would you crawl 100 miles over broken glass for just to eat the corn out of their shit?

320 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 13:37

No.

Who came up with the "mittens" meme?

321 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 13:58

( ゚ ヮ゚) Not sure. I started the Post Happy Things thread. Someone else has the mittens fixation.

Should I just go back to bed?

322 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 14:29

No, you have work to do!

Where are my car keys?

323 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 14:36

They're in your jacket pocket, right where you left them.

Why isn't the L700 listening to TSM?

324 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 16:41

Answer hazy - ask again later.

What should I charge my neighbor for not fixing her computer?

325 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 19:03

Blowjob.

If the missiles were in the air and you had one hour to live with no consequences, what would you do?

326 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 19:38

Do a lot of coaine and LSD, rape as many people as posible, and jump off a very high building.

So is 4-ch getting free hosting now?

327 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 19:47

As soon as you jump off that building.

Who is this bloody man?

328 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 21:00

Not sure. The pile of shit next to him makes me want to say "Squwaks", though.

Does Gatorade go well in mixed drinks?

329 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 21:50

Normally, yes, but since you already pissed in the jug there's no reason to bother.

Will Mickey Mouse's copyright be extended 20 years again?

330 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 01:55

Of course, everyone knows Congresscritters can be bought!

If you stomp on a Japanese person's head, do they turn into yen?

331 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 05:18

Yes, but only coins, not banknotes.

How much longer before the aliens come for us?

332 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 06:38

ask suzumiya haruhi

333 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 07:15

I don't know, LOL

Is there anybody out there with the answer to how I can shot web? (spiderman doesn't know)

334 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 13:46

1) take gun
2) shoot web

3)????

335 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 13:53

>>334 You are the fourth child, who cannot even ask a question. and the one who does not know to ask is told, "It is because of what the Almighty did for me when I left Egypt."

Does anyone have a good recommendation for a laxative?

336 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 14:57

high-fructose corn syrup

Why are my clients such disorganized morons?

337 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 15:09

As a consultant, you bear the brunt of the responsibility. You should make them purchase some kind of CRM solution and then rack up many, many hours making it work for them. Failing that, make them buy Palms. Even if they don't use the daytimer functions, they'll at least be able to play games.

Why do we call them "Users"?

338 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 17:04

because 'clients' denotes equality and respect.

Why is becauseitswinter.com so awesomely popular?

339 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 18:38

( ゚ ヮ゚) Because everyone loves mittens!

( ゚ -゚) Why does the government subsidize urban sprawl?

340 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 20:57

Because developers make substantial political contributions, and everyone would love to expand their tax base.

If we were going to form an all-male ballet troup with only internet celebrities, who would you like to be the primo ballerino and why?

341 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 21:48

I vote for doug, hes supposed to have the body of a little girl.

Whats your opinion on >>340's question?

342 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 22:07

I will judge no one on the basis of his sexual fetish, for mine is nearly as disgusting.

Is this really necessary?

343 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 23:28

This no, but that, oh yes!

How will be the weather this year?

344 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 00:30

it gone rain

How many times have I told you not to stick your tongue in outlets?

345 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 00:37

Not once. In fact, you have on several occasions encouraged me to do so, promising fabulous cash rewards.

Have you beaten >>208's sister yet?

346 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4617 01:39

No, she beats herself. AT PONG.

O RLY?

347 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 01:41

YA RLY

Where can get get some of your delicious bacon?

348 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 02:40

It's on sale at the meat shop down the road.

What's the best possible topping for pizza?

349 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 02:43

PUSH BUTAN. RESV BACON. ENJOY BACON

Why is there not enough sjis art in the new grandpa thread.

350 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4617 18:24

Because Furry Friday stole its thunder.

Why are In The Groove players so completely full of themselves?

351 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 21:28

I don't know what In The Groove is, but chances are they're fags.

Where did >>349's question mark go?

352 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 21:36

The World that Never Was.

How do I become 'hanyan'?

353 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 00:05

Just stare at Mizuki-sensei.

Was Chobits merely a piece of crap, or a stunningly subtle attack on moetaku culture?

354 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 00:09

Just a piece of crap.

How the fuck do people manage to watch anything on YouTube?

355 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 00:47

The thrill of thievery makes up for shitty quality, I suppose.

Why can't international companies offer their financial records in U.S. dollars along with their native currency?

356 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 03:50

Because the world doesn't revolve around the US, no matter what Dubya tells you.

What's the best papercraft you've ever seen?

357 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4618 09:07

Beavis and Butthead Do America toilet paper.

Is 4-ch REALLY like this?

358 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 16:30

Yes. This is its true nature.

Are you surprised?

359 Name: REI : 1993-09-4618 21:20

REI!

REI?

360 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 21:58

That whole Rei thing is so 20th century...

What's the newest annoying internet fad?

361 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 22:05

Gundam SEED Destiny

362 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 22:06

How did I forget to put my question in the same post?

363 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 00:32

Defective educational system.

From what arcs of fire do armored wheel hubs and wheel guards protect?

364 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 01:02

The stresses involved in travelling through time.

How many countries is Bush going to nuke during his term?

365 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 02:39

The USA is the only country who's gonna end getting nuked because of Bush.

Why is the guy outside making so much noise with his music?

366 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 02:51

Because he really, really likes polka.

Should bad people who only ever say bad things be denied free speech?

367 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 04:08

If that were enacted, /b/ would cease to be. So yes.

Did'ja get that thing I sent ya?

368 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 05:53

Indeed I did. I found it quite droll, and with many novel applications!

Is it better to reach a good compromise, or hold out for what you really want, even if it will cause other difficulties?

369 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 23:36

The latter. There is no such thing as a good compromise.

What would the world look like today if the Axis powers had won WWII? More importantly, what would anime be like?

370 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 00:51

Adventures of Magical Hitler-chan.

Why can't I get a decent sandwich after midnight?

371 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 01:19

Because you should make your own sandwiches.

Do you paint, or are you a snapper?

372 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4620 07:04

I'm a ctrl-v'er.

What movie am I watching right this second?

373 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 09:12

I don't know the title, but there's a hairy man sticking his wee-wee in another hairy man's butthole.

Do you want to save money on Viagra?

374 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 09:25

Sure. Normally I wouldn't be interested, but if I'm saving money...

Where do mittens come from?

375 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 11:52

Mats.

Why isn't the coffee ready yet dammit?

376 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 13:14

Because you're a bit of a snob, and prefer to roast your own beans, then grind them by hand.

Given the choice between all of the so-called "energy drinks", which would you prefer?

377 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4620 15:39

Loli-Ade.

Why can't I stop posting on the internet and get a life?

378 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 16:10

Life is overrated.

What is Life?

379 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 18:25

Life is the name of the game.

Why isn't Bruce Forsyth dead yet?

380 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 19:12

My agents are losing their touch.

Where's the fucking mail?

381 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4620 20:10

You get NONE. Only awesome people get mail.

Why is >>377 using my nickname? Is anonymous truly THAT unforgiving?

382 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4620 20:36

It's simply great. I love it.

Want some of my Chinese food?

383 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 23:45

No thanks, gives me gas.

Did you vote for Pedro?

384 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 01:37

I voted for Pedo(bear).

lol u tk him 2 da bar|?

385 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4621 09:47

I'm sorry, you'll have to repeat that. I don't speak ass.

Can Hulk Hogan be fossilized?

386 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 10:40

He'd turn into the Rock, so no.

Does masturbating to Morning Musume make me less of a man?

387 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 10:55

( ゚ -゚) ....

( ゚ ヮ゚) I like knitten!

388 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 12:30

>>386 No, but it certainly diminishes the quality of man that you are.

Raziel is my favorite angel. Who is yours?

389 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 14:35

I've haven't seen the last 7 or 8 episodes, but so far Leliel is my favorite.

What? oh... I guess Asmodeus doesn't count... I'd have to agree with you on Raziel. Azael and Eblis have cool names though.

What question am I asking?

390 Name: My Sentences : 1993-09-4621 15:50

Yes.

Why doesn't Advent Children have a coherent plotline?

391 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 16:06

No.

Why is DQN so addictive?

392 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 17:49

Insufficient data for meaningful answer.

A/R/I/F?

393 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 00:17

I... don't know.

What do you think of the new fansub drama involving nanashi and leaked scripts?

394 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4622 00:28

I think it vaguely resembles a cheese sandwich.

But what KIND of cheese?

395 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 00:48

blue cheese

How do you make blue cheese?

396 Name: My Sentences : 1993-09-4622 02:07

With blue crayons.

Do you?

397 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 14:00

Yes, but only in designated areas, and I don't go swimming for an hour.

How do I won internets?

398 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 16:23

By beating the boss guy at the end.

Why hasn't the mail come?

399 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 17:02

Maybe because somebody killed and ate the mailman again.

Is Funadou no Ookami (道祖王) the coolest name ever or what?

400 Name: My Sentences : 1993-09-4622 19:13

Yes. (The answers can't ALL be sarcastic or negative.)

Who is Abraham Lincoln?

401 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 19:42

Muh dick.

Muh dick?

402 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 20:18

Please rephrase the question.

Is four sales in four hours good?

403 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 20:36

Depends on if you're selling cars or candybars.

Is covering 7 chapters worth of material in 3 hours a bit unrealistic?

404 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 22:25

It depends on the length of the chapters.

Is coming 4 times in 2 hours enough?

405 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 22:37

For a normal person, I guess.

How are you?

406 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 00:56

I'm getting the feeling that each new ansewr does a more inadequate job of solving it's question than the one before.

So I poured some vegtable oil into my eyes, and some of it managed to get into my nasal passages. Is there any danger in the situation described in the latter half of the compound sentence previous?

407 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 01:08

Well, a nice even coating will prevent you from pollen irritation, so I'd generally consider this to be a positive situation.

So, why exactly did you pour the vegetable oil into your eyes?

408 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 01:37

I lost a bet.

I just sold an item to somebody in Fukuoka. Can I start bragging to the ladies that my work is huge in Japan yet?

409 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 02:54

Hey, if I can call myself a novelist because I tried out NaNoWriMo once, you can call yourself whatever the hell you want.

Wii?

410 Name: My Sentences : 1993-09-4623 03:30

Wii not?

What is love?

(Baby don't hurt me.)

411 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 08:19

Love hurts, love scars, love wounds, and marks, any heart, not tough, or strong, enough to take a lot of pain, take a lot of pain love is like a cloud holds a lot of rain.

Who'll stop the rain?

412 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 17:11

Weatherbusters!

Who you gonna call?

413 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 19:08

844, to see what the weather will be for my fishing trip.

If Jesus is the fisher of men, doesn't that make him kind of gay?

414 Name: My Sentences : 1993-09-4623 22:42

It just proves that Jesus is completely unchristian.

When will the Servbots from Megaman Legends/Misadventures of Tron Bonne get their own series? They're the only interesting characters from those games.

415 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 22:54

Didn't they have a pocketstation minigame? Isn't that enough for you?!

Speaking of which, why is Namco vs Capcom still not translated?

416 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 00:00

Well, it's strange. Every time a team is formed to translate it, all the team members are mysteriously eaten by sharks. ~fin~

Would that be a good plot for a horror movie?

417 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 00:08

Well, its a 4chan meme, so it would there for be awful.

Whats you favorite flavor of dounut?

418 Name: My Sentences : 1993-09-4624 02:47

Cardboard.

Someone stole my sentences. Will you please get them back for me?

419 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 03:13

Hell no I won't. It's your own damn fault you lost them.

How do I doged Haduken?

420 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 05:15

by freeze framing

how do I shoot web?

421 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 08:36

Step 1: Go back to 4chan. Further instructions will be given upon your arrival.

Was I too hard on >>420?

422 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 08:40

No. You cannot mollycoddle those nancyboys.

How many were going to St. Yves?

423 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 00:57

Six. Exactly six.

I have way to much energy and I need to burn it off. What should I do? Tell me now!

424 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 01:03

Make this thread active again.

Infact, I think this can be a question you can answer. Do you?

425 Name: My Sentences : 1993-09-4629 01:04

Set yourself on fire.

What did God tell you?

426 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 01:19

Jesus returns tommorrow.

Are you going to ready for judgement day?

427 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 01:22

Yep. I've played through it in many RPGs already, so I should be fully prepared.

What is your favorite language?

428 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 01:24

English

Why are some people as stupid as they are?

429 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 02:20

I blame TV.

Why am I so tired today?

430 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 03:43

I blame internet.

Why am I here?

431 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 04:33

I blame God.

Why am I still up this late?

432 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 04:41

Because your waiting for a chance to do a C−C−C−Combo Breaker!

Who will be the next monar to get it's own thread on DQN?

433 Name: My Sentences : 1993-09-4629 05:10

Squeeks.

Why does "Internet Addicts" suck so much?

434 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 05:21

Because you don't appreciate the contribution that Something Awful made to the internet.

Do you think ( ゚ ヮ゚) Post happy things! will sputer out before it reaches 1000? I mean, everyone used to think that the fat thread was the next big thing.

435 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 05:28

( ゚ ヮ゚) I like posting until 1000!

How much does it cost to get somebody killed around here?

436 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 05:36

( `∀´) Why don't you stop by my thread and ask?

( `∀´) Well, are you going to answer me?

437 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 05:38

I would say "No", but I am, so yes.

Who the fuck was >>436?

438 Name: 436 : 1993-09-4629 05:55

I've been every other poster in this thread for the last hour. Thats probably breaking some kind of rule, so I'll leave after this question.

Do you like horny bunnies?

439 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 07:06

Of course! What kind of question is that?

Why does 4chan's /b/ have so many Nazis on it?

440 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 07:13

lol internet

beast or furry?

441 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 07:28

cock

Is the end nigh?

442 Name: My Sentences : 1993-09-4629 07:37

Yes. The Squeeks thread is almost at 1000.

Who... is... Captain Obvious?

443 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 09:05

A very slow-witted individual, usually one who states the most obvious thing.

Who is the tripfag above this post?

444 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 10:06

That famous chinaman, Sum Dum Bum

Where is lolocaust?

445 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 13:21

lolocaust is on Sabbatical. We last saw him at the Walpurgisnacht Sabbat.

How many wiccans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Show your work.

446 Name: My Sentences : 1993-09-4629 14:39

Two, but they have to be really small wiccans. Fuck you, I did it in my head.

Should the new anonymous name on /dqn/ be "My Sentences"?

447 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 15:08

No. While "My Sentences" is indeed beautiful, "DQN Otoko" or some variation is much more fitting. But it still sucks.

Could you explain the first half of Eureka Seven 38 to me?

448 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 15:21

Stuff happens. Then everybody dies. Or not.

How many more drinks before I pass out in a pool of my own urine and vomit?

449 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 15:29

"I never made it without dying. Ask Mr. Owl."

"Mr. Owl, How many more drinks before I pass out in a pool of my own urine and vomit?"

450 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 01:29

Let's find out. One.... thud

Why am I such a lightweight?

451 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 13:40

You need to WORK at vice. It wasn't meant to be easy.

What's your favorite joke?

452 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 14:17

Your mom.

Should Zacarias Moussaoui have gotten the death penalty?

453 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 15:45

He hasn't killed anybody.

Is hydrogen the future?

454 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 03:20

Hydrogen is the future and the past and the present. It's all over the fucking place, man.

Why is it that every time I go take a piss, I think I'm done, go back to my desk, sit down, and then a little more dribbles out?

455 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 04:11

Because you have urinary incontinence.

Why don't people buy energy efficient refrigerators, realizing that the money they'll save on electricity will quickly make up for the cost difference?

456 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 13:15

For the same reason that they buy cars that get them 2mpg, and then bitch about gas prices.

What was the kitten doing in the duel between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris?

457 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 14:29

Purring contentedly.

Why is it so cold out today, after being unbearably hot for weeks?

458 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 14:33

It's all the fault of the corporanazis and the nucleo-industrial deathglomerates.

If I give you some cheese, will you go away?

459 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 16:37

Depends.

Is it Gouda?

460 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 16:57

Nope. Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.

If Mars is heating up at the same rate the Earth is, would it not follow that our current global warming trend is in fact the sun's fault?

461 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 17:09

No, its the pollution from those two rovers doing it. IT'S ALWAYS MAN'S FAULT!

Am I crazy?

462 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 17:54

You're as crazy as the pixie says you are.

What makes loli so very fappable?

463 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 20:26

Deep-seated insecurities, if not outright psychoses.

What are we going to do with all these pedos?

464 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 21:20

Kill them dispassionately, like one would destroy a termite nest.

Why does Amarillo have to be so crappy?

465 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 01:44

Because it's a city in Texas, where all things are big and suck a lot.

Has anyone else in the last 50 posts besides me actually bothered to read this from the beginning or do you have better things to do?

466 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 01:47

No, I was busy hitting >>208 's sister.

Will this hurry up so I can post my cleverly thought out 500 get or do I have to do 45 in a row?

467 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 02:08

You better not try it. I bet your 500get sucks.

When the lights go out and they play that funky music, what happens next?

468 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 03:38

Insert tab A into slot B

How much time is it going to take to pack up all this shit?

469 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 04:42

Way too long but less than you think.

Why did Haruhi hesitate in that corridor?

470 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 04:57

It's all an act. Part of being God is knowing that you are God.

How's the weather?

471 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 06:23

It's raining and I want to die

Why is that?

472 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 07:36

Because it's winter.

What's the most mysterious thing ever?

473 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 09:22

Why they ever thought inviting colbert was a good idea.

Democrat or republican?

474 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 13:14

I voted for Nader! I hate everyone!!

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

475 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 13:54

She's alive and well and living in a small commune outside of San Dimas, and occasionally bathes at the water park.

Is it more important to Be Excellent to Each Other, or to Party On, Dudes?

476 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 15:32

I think they're both important, so it's really hard to say.

What's the best party drug?

477 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 17:16

Ketamine. Nothing says 'party' like a bag of horse tranqs

Will they ever let me in that store again?

478 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 20:42

After the way you acted last time, with the ketchup going all over that dude's face, I'd say no.

479 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 20:44

oops, forgot question.

Daddy, why is the sky blue?

480 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 21:41

Ask your physics teacher about wavelength absorption.

Why does Yotsubato cheer me up every time I read it?

481 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 23:55

Because it's good to escape from the misery of your ruined life by reading the innocent antics of someone who has yet to permanently ruin theirs?

Is black all colors combined, or is that white?

482 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 01:51

Black is an absence of color, white is all colors combined, of course it matters if you are using rgb or cymk.

wtf does "lol u tk him 2 da bar|" mean?

483 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 08:34

It means moot didn't spend enough time on IRC to come up with a genuine chatspeak phrase.

r u mf?

484 Name: My Sentences : 1993-09-4635 07:24

No, I would be, except you stole my sentences.

Has Anonymous forgiven me yet?

485 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-4635 09:35

Yes, my child. Go your way and sin no more.

Why were the catholics so pissed off about Mel Gipson's "Passion"?

486 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 12:20

Because it sucked harder than an altarboy after Mass is over

What unnamed horrors lurk in the deep?

487 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 12:34

You should not leave Grandma in the dark like that.

Who is r2_jane@yahoo.co.jp?

488 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 12:35

I dare not speak their names.

Is the universe truly as vast, cool and unsympathetic as I think it is?

489 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 13:16

Nope. THe universe is actually hot and passionate, though she'd probably never give you the time of day.

Are you a god?

490 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 13:58

Ummm... yes.

Why is it we shouldn't cross the streams again?

491 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 14:01

We were all gods once, we just forgot about it for the sake of playing a detective game.

Any girl here?

492 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 14:09

>>490 Because it would be a "Bad Thing." You die, she dies, everybody dies.

>>491 You'll need to ask your question in turn.

How do I stabilize the decoction?

493 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 03:40

>>492 Add 50ml of that beaker next to you.

Will we make it to 1000?

494 Name: My Sentences!3pI2s8EqCA : 1993-09-4636 10:31

Yes. On the other hand, possibly no.

Why did the Pokemon TV show turn Ash into a Pikachu at the end of one episode just to change him back at the beginning of the next? Didn't they realize how much cooler it would've been to LEAVE him that way?

(Alt: WHY am I asking a Pokemon question in the first place?)

495 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 10:38

Because if Ash was a pikachu there waould have been no way to subliminially influence kids with the gay Ash-Pikachu relationship.

Alt answer: Because you watched too much pokemon and were turned gay.

If you could kill your father and marry your mother without any legal problems, would you?

496 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 10:40

No, Freud already leaves threatening letters on my doorstop.

Should the playa be hated upon, or is it perhaps the game that should be the true target of one's haterizing?

497 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-4636 10:43

If you don't have enough hate to spare enough for both the player and the game, you need to GTFO!

Can I get a threadstop?

498 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 10:46

Not until 501.

Will the 500get be funny at all?

499 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 10:48

Not sure.

Shall we find out?

500 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 10:49

( `ハ´) No.

( `ハ´) Are you done with your drinks?

501 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 10:53

Yes. now I'm sad

Why does >>500 suck so much?

502 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 10:54

Needs more ascii.

Isn't it ironic that an OS built for text processing fails it at mona font?

503 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 13:08

As I see it, it's more pitiful than ironic.

I'm having some real problems. the Sun Sparc binary for Helix player won't play AVI files. Short of a snide anti-solaris message, does anyone know of a decent solution for media watching for my Ultra5?

504 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 14:03

I'd recommend vlc but I haven't touched a sun machine in ages.

How much longer will it take IIChan to return online?

505 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 15:14

Two weeks!

What's it like behind a rainbow?

506 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 16:25

Sunny, happy and gay.

How do I get the mildew out of the corners of my bathtub where an old toothbrush doesn't really reach?

507 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 17:48

Spray some bleach, I'd say. Just a little bit mixed with water should do it.

Is converting my mp3 files to Flac a waste of space, despite the obvious advantages of a music collection in a single format?

508 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 17:53

Pointless waste. You can't get what you take out back.

How much free HD space do you currently have?

509 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 17:58

About 250GB.

Where can I get a node list for Share?

510 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 18:24

http://www.google.com/search?q=share+node&btnG=Google+Search looks promising...

are there any share clients other than the official windows-only one?

511 Name: My Sentences!3pI2s8EqCA : 1993-09-4636 20:24

Yes.

Did Gummo Marx have acting talent, or was he just there to fill in a space during the Vaudeville era?

512 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 22:09

Gummo marx was the jason priestly of his time

Was clara bow the britany spears of her age?

513 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 14:13

I don't know, but her Wikipedia photo sure creeps me out.

Why can so few people spell "Britney Spears" right? And even fewer "aluminium"?

514 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 14:27

I don't know about Britney Spears, but "aluminum" is the American spelling. It's pronounced that way here, too -- the second i is simply absent.

Why are water chestnuts so good in recipes, even though on their own they taste like wet shoe?

515 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 14:43

They harken back to the times when people were poor enough to resort to shoe cuisine. As living standards improved, people didn't want to abandon the recipes that made foodwear so delicious, and so they simply replaced the central ingredient with water chestnuts.

Since this is not the Usenet Oracle, I keep wondering about the ligneous output of wood-chuckable woodchucks ...

516 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 16:00

"ZOT!"

How many running jokes does it take to stage a humor relay race?

517 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 16:01

That's not a question.

Do you KNOW about the ligneous output of wood-chuckable woodchucks?

518 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 16:26

'fraid I don't, sorry.

Where are the Wild Things these days?

519 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 19:17

Jisakujiening over in /love/.

Is it possible to find a function f(q) which tends to 0 as q increases without limit, such that the inequality |qx - p| < f(q) has infinitely many integral solutions p, q?

520 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 19:49

My name is Squeeks.

What is your name?

521 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 20:56

>>519 Hmmm, I'd ask Google Math.

Is the default name "My Name is Squeeks" a form of bragging, or is it merely resignation to the fact that Squeeks has passed into internet legend status, like Shii and WT Snacks?

522 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4638 21:06

It's the Mark of the Moron.

Where is the democratic vote for a change of default name?

523 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 23:05

It will never exist as long as people like you think they have some kind of entitlement to representation on another person's server.

Is a Baby Ruth nothing more than a chocolate covered Payday?

524 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 00:23

           ,..-─‐-..、
            /.: : : : : : : .ヽ
          R: : : :. : pq: :i}
           |:.i} : : : :_{: :.レ′
          ノr┴-<」: :j|
        /:r仁ニ= ノ:.ノ|!           _
          /:/ = /: :/ }!        |〕)  ガッ
       {;ハ__,イ: :f  |       /´
       /     }rヘ ├--r─y/
     /     r'‐-| ├-┴〆    , 、  '⌒ ☆
      仁二ニ_‐-イ  | |      ∩`Д´)
      | l i  厂  ̄ニニ¬      ノ  ⊂ノ
     ,ゝ、 \ \   __厂`ヽ    (__ ̄) )
     / /\_i⌒ト、_   ノrr- }     し'し′
   └-' ̄. |  |_二二._」」__ノ

525 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 00:24

           ,..-─‐-..、
            /.: : : : : : : .ヽ
          R: : : :. : pq: :i}
           |:.i} : : : :_{: :.レ′
          ノr┴-<」: :j|
        /:r仁ニ= ノ:.ノ|!           _
          /:/ = /: :/ }!        |〕)  ガッ
       {;ハ__,イ: :f  |       /´
       /     }rヘ ├--r─y/
     /     r'‐-| ├-┴〆    , 、  '⌒ ☆
      仁二ニ_‐-イ  | |      ∩`Д´)
      | l i  厂  ̄ニニ¬      ノ  ⊂ノ
     ,ゝ、 \ \   __厂`ヽ    (__ ̄) )
     / /\_i⌒ト、_   ノrr- }     し'し′
   └-' ̄. |  |_二二._」」__ノ

526 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 00:24

           ,..-─‐-..、
            /.: : : : : : : .ヽ
          R: : : :. : pq: :i}
           |:.i} : : : :_{: :.レ′
          ノr┴-<」: :j|
        /:r仁ニ= ノ:.ノ|!           _
          /:/ = /: :/ }!        |〕)  ガッ
       {;ハ__,イ: :f  |       /´
       /     }rヘ ├--r─y/
     /     r'‐-| ├-┴〆    , 、  '⌒ ☆
      仁二ニ_‐-イ  | |      ∩`Д´)
      | l i  厂  ̄ニニ¬      ノ  ⊂ノ
     ,ゝ、 \ \   __厂`ヽ    (__ ̄) )
     / /\_i⌒ト、_   ノrr- }     し'し′
   └-' ̄. |  |_二二._」」__ノ

527 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 00:24

           ,..-─‐-..、
            /.: : : : : : : .ヽ
          R: : : :. : pq: :i}
           |:.i} : : : :_{: :.レ′
          ノr┴-<」: :j|
        /:r仁ニ= ノ:.ノ|!           _
          /:/ = /: :/ }!        |〕)  ガッ
       {;ハ__,イ: :f  |       /´
       /     }rヘ ├--r─y/
     /     r'‐-| ├-┴〆    , 、  '⌒ ☆
      仁二ニ_‐-イ  | |      ∩`Д´)
      | l i  厂  ̄ニニ¬      ノ  ⊂ノ
     ,ゝ、 \ \   __厂`ヽ    (__ ̄) )
     / /\_i⌒ト、_   ノrr- }     し'し′
   └-' ̄. |  |_二二._」」__ノ

528 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 00:24

           ,..-─‐-..、
            /.: : : : : : : .ヽ
          R: : : :. : pq: :i}
           |:.i} : : : :_{: :.レ′
          ノr┴-<」: :j|
        /:r仁ニ= ノ:.ノ|!           _
          /:/ = /: :/ }!        |〕)  ガッ
       {;ハ__,イ: :f  |       /´
       /     }rヘ ├--r─y/
     /     r'‐-| ├-┴〆    , 、  '⌒ ☆
      仁二ニ_‐-イ  | |      ∩`Д´)
      | l i  厂  ̄ニニ¬      ノ  ⊂ノ
     ,ゝ、 \ \   __厂`ヽ    (__ ̄) )
     / /\_i⌒ト、_   ノrr- }     し'し′
   └-' ̄. |  |_二二._」」__ノ

529 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 01:06

>>523 Yes. That IS the case. A Baby Ruth IS nothing more than a chocolate covered PayDay Nut Roll.

Do you feel cheated?

530 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 01:08

In more ways than I can count.

Why is that girl smacking the little guy with a ladle?

531 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 02:05

There's no meaning other than VIPPERS thinking it's cute.

Who called the VIPPERS here?

532 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 02:06

The girl is News4VIP and the little guy is /dqn/. Or the other way around. However, the ladle is the most significant symbol in that Shift-JIS image!

Why is she smacking the little guy with a ladle?

533 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 02:13

He said a naughty word four times in a row.

Is it a sweet hurt?

534 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 02:07

Yes. Blueberry flavored, too!

Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party?

535 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 02:55

No. I don’t like the Communist Party, Mrs. Eldredge.

Have you at any time ever ordered, incited, assisted, or otherwise participated in the persecution of any person because of race, religion, national origin, or political opinion?

536 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 02:57

Yes or no.

Is there a Ford in your future?

537 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 06:34

Not until gas prices drop below $2/gallon

What color are your mittens?

538 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 13:34

Black as my tortured soul.

What should I have for breakfast today?

539 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 13:36

Spicy Udon with corn and an egg cracked into it.

What tastes better, Aspertame, saccharin, or cyclamates?

540 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 13:41

The blood of a freshly killed virgin.

Is "pronto" a real word?

541 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 13:48

No, it's the name of faithless indian sidekick from the gay porn film "The Prone Ranger".

If we were going to remake "Deep Throat", where should we place Linda Lovelace's 'anatomical displacement'?

542 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 19:05

I don't know.

Why are Sun Chips so much better than potato chips?

543 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 19:22

They make you fatter.

Anyone wanna share imageboard links?

544 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 20:02

http://wakachan.org
All the image boards in the world, and now without iichan cruft.

What cruft force is YOUR computer?

545 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 20:11

hp 3.4ghz dual, 17inch WIDESCREEN, 1 gb, 150 gb, has as much power as a desktop and is almost as big.

How do you carry your laptop?

546 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 22:40

On a gold chain around my neck. I'm the King of Bling.

What is the best band ever?

547 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 22:51

The one you get after your CP thread has graced 4chan /b/ for almost an hour.

Is it going to rain today?

548 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 22:58

Yes, and it's a good thing. We've been needing it.

Is Lordi the next ABBA?

549 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 09:33

Björn Again is the next ABBA.

Do you feel Voltaire was right in saying "Anything too stupid to be said is sung"?

550 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 09:43

Nummy nummy nummy, I've got love in my tummy!

Why do smart people tend to not reproduce?

551 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4644 10:25

Because they're smart enough to realize that the LAST thing the planet Earth needs is more human beings. It's because of human beings that we have somethingawful.com, after all.

Are you, indeed, the man now, dog?

552 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 11:17

Why, no sir. You da man.

Why don't stupid people get involved in more deadly accidents?

553 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 13:13

Because God protects fools. I refer you to "Being There".

Are nannies really the greatest cause of celebrity divorce facing us today?

554 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 18:42

No; you're thinking of lawyers

Did you see what was on digg today?

555 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 00:25

No, there's too much noise on digg, but I read a news site that aggregates the most interesting stories from digg and more than 450 other news sites.

Is anonymous posting equivalent to communism?

556 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 00:54

No, anonymous posting is double-plus good.

Whats the greatest musical album ever?

557 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 03:28

Frank Zappa's Thing Fish.

Why does Amarillo have to suck so hard?

558 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 03:53

Because even though Amarillo and Amaretto are might seem somewhat similar, they really aren't.

Is it the fried catfish that's making me feel slightly queasy? :\

559 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 05:19

I'd say it's the Yen you're chewing on.

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

560 Name: Admirable Secret!3pI2s8EqCA : 1993-09-4645 06:29

Just one: the road leading to the nearest soccer riot.

Can we starting making up our own Kanji symbols for stuff? It's not like anyone will be able to tell the difference...

561 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 12:36

NO U!

Am I famous yet?

562 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 15:02

You were right up until you said "NO U!", then you faded to obscurity.

Why the fuck do people think catchphrases are funny?

563 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 15:03

A Famous idiot, perhaps.

When I stroke my beard thusly, do I not appear more sophisticated?

564 Name: !ahellos1m2 : 1993-09-4645 15:50

More sophisticated than >>561 , but that's not saying much...

Does using tripcodes that spell things make you cool?

565 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 16:03

I don't #f[dp/;z1

Why does Blizzard hate making new games so much?

566 Name: !YFsYtemlO2 : 1993-09-4646 22:48

Because they suck at it and innovating takes too much energy.

Why do my feet smell so bad?

567 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 00:11

You gotta wash everyday like the muslims.

And my dick smells sweet...

568 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 01:38

...because you wash it like the muslims?

Why did that Finland song won? I thought it sucked, apart from the overdone SFX.

569 Name: Admirable Secret!3pI2s8EqCA : 1993-09-4647 02:14

Because IT'S FOR FINLAND!!!

Which is worse: "txt talk," or "1337 speak,"?

570 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 06:42

31173 3717736 05169 100% 6036375 15 5097333.

Who is the hottest chick in anime?

571 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4647 07:23

>>570: Ranma Saotome. Take that any way you will.

Do you consider photoshop art?

572 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 09:24

No. The person sitting right to me at the moment showing what he did in Photoshop proves that I am right.

How does one get people to do what one wants them to do?

573 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... !DqnSUX774A : 1993-09-4647 09:32

Do you mean editing pictures that someone else took? Then no that's not art, not unless you make it so that it's really hard to tell where the picture came from but if you just add some lense flares and change the contrast it's not art and your're a talentless fuck.

Do you consider MSpaint art?

574 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 10:43

>>572
Using social skills
>>573
Yes, as much as children's crayon drawings and stick-figures are art.

Why can't we be friends?

575 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 10:53

BECAUSE YOU FUCKER, YOU STOLE MY FUCKING CLOUDSONG.

Who is John Galt?

576 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 11:57

a stupid dummy butt face!

Is this the internet or something???? help

577 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 13:33

Yes, it is. You can tell because of all the stalkers that your mommy warned you about!

Will you be my new best friend?

578 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 13:37

That depends on what you did with your old best friend.

Will you tell me, or are you going to lawyer up?

579 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 17:19

On the advice of counsel, FUCK YOU.

Why do people follow the news even though there's nothing they can do about it?

580 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 17:28

So we can take notes, and take remedial action when the opportunity arises. People can be voted out of office, throats can be slit in dark alleys, etc. Watching the news is a fine way to develop grudges.

How is the creation of an independent Montenegro going to directly effect your life?

581 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4647 17:42

>>580: It forces me to answer a question on a message board.

How badly is the Simpsons movie going to suck?

582 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4648 01:13

That depends who they cast as Homer.

I seem to be out of cookies. How can I best rectify this grave situation?

583 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4648 05:19

Marry me!

Can I have sum monies?

584 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4648 07:17

No. Get a job.

Should I go home now or waste some more time pretending to work while surfing the internets?

585 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4648 14:25

NO

Face it straight, guys: Swords Dance or Double Team?

586 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4648 16:22

I've never seen swords dancing before, so.. double team?

Anyways, now that iichan is kind of back, will you start using it again, or continue using wakachan?

587 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4649 02:14

I never wasted my time on either of those shitty websites, and I never will.

Is the answer to the question "no"?

588 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4649 12:52

Aye.

What is 'i'?

589 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4649 13:25

something you use to oogle young girls with.

what is the capital of zaire?

590 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4649 17:55

Z

So, how 'bout that local sports team, huh?

591 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4649 19:56

Dude, we're playing chess.

What happens when I press F9?

592 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4649 20:17

Your internet explodes!

Why won't you love me anymore? Why did you lie to me!? WHY?!?

593 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4649 20:30

It's not about you.. It's about me.

Why didn't you change?

594 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... !DqnSUX774A : 1993-09-4649 20:45

Becasue I'm perfect and you should be the one to change.

Could you please move a little to the left? You're blocking my light.

595 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4649 21:55

>>594 fuck you and your completely-meaningful-except-that-last-character tripcode.

596 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4649 22:05

597 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4649 22:42

I came, I saw, I left.

Why so many crappy sites?

598 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4649 23:59

We're being invaded by VIPPERS

Should I choose Squirtle, Bulbasaur or Charmeleon?

599 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4651 04:41

Agumon.

Are YOU a VIPPER?

600 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 04:53

No.

What did you think of my 600GET?

601 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 04:53

No. That's not to say I'm not a totally inane retard though.

My mage has more meat on her arms than my swordswoman. What's up with that?

602 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 11:02

>>600 You suck and everything you write sucks go back to your hole and cry sucky mcsuck suck,

>>601 RPGs suck and are illogical. once you accecpt that a human can will fireballs into existance using a thing called "mana" you have accecpted that a wimp like your swordsman is cool, go and fucking kill yourself.

Which is better a giant blender filled with lolis or a giant loli filled with blenders?

603 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 13:13

Why can't I have both?!

What would happen if there were no hypothetical questions?

604 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 13:25

That question was posed to me in grade 4. That was the year I was molested.

I trusted you Grandma. How could you do that to me?

605 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 13:51

That wasn't me. That was my twin sister, Sophie. She was always a little 'tetched'.

Why are twins and albinos generally depicted as evil beings?

606 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 14:32

Because they are. Without exception.

Is that answer racist?

607 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 14:34

It would be if it weren't so obviously true.

What does someone do for fun in this shithole one-horse town?

608 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 15:08

You wait for the stage to take you to Carson City, drinking bitter beer while listening to the professor on the out-of-tune piano. Don't let Dotty take you upstairs, cowpoke. She has the french disease.

What did you see as you walked down the streets of Laredo?

609 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 04:48

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orang juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear the pricey booze, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop and yelled my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Who doesn't like Will Smith?

610 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 05:42

>>609
Those couple of guys who were up to no good and started to make trouble in the neighborhood didn't like Will Smith.

What's a good way for a couple of guys to start making trouble in the neighborhood?

611 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 14:08

Either Cherry Bombs or rape.

Shall we Bu-n!?

612 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 14:24

I'm afraid to fly, unlike Erica Jong.

How many radians are there in a circle?

613 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 14:24

Nah. It's too hot out.

What's for breakfast?

614 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 15:45

>>612
More than THEY want you to believe. @___@
>>613
Loli with spam, bacon and spam.

Why did Barbershop singing go out of fashion?

615 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 15:49

Everyone followed the trend to Beauty Parlor Dancing.

616 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 15:50

And while we're on the subject, can a fox trot?

617 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 21:00

No, contrary to popular belief foxen actually gallop instead of trot.

How can I make enough money to pay for theses damn college loans?

618 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 21:21

Prostitution.

Why didn't I ever get that action figure I wanted for christmas? :'(

619 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4655 21:31

Because you never finished your steamed pete.

What is a man?

620 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 01:24

A miserable little pile of secrets.

Is McDonald's food really that unhealthy, considering that two (tiny) servings of unsalted mixed nuts have more fat than a Big Mac?

621 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 01:37

Yes. You also have to consider sugar and salt content. Also remember that there is more than one type of fat.

I'm not a veteran, so should I get the green onion or not?

622 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 06:38

I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you, >>621, should just stick with today's special.

Anyways, >>621, please listen to me. Not that it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?

623 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 07:14

That's the beef bowl place isn't it?

Do you REALLY want to eat the extra-large with extra sauce?

624 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 07:21

Not really. I just wanted to say extra sauce.

Why is it crowded at Yoshinoya? I couldn't get a seat!

625 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 07:30

Take a look at that banner up there. "150 yen off".

Who the hell comes to Yoshinoya for 150 yen off?

626 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 09:28

>>621 did, that's who.

ADV translations, or a sharp stick in the eye repeatedly?

627 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 14:42

I'll take the sharp stick for 20, Dave.

Did God create mosquitos, or was that Man's doing?

628 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 15:02

The processes of nature created mosquitos, but man created God.

Will a nonreligious institution ever fill the multigenerational social and community needs currently addressed by churches?

629 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃!DqnSUX774A : 1993-09-4656 15:03

God created mosquitos to punish man for imageboard faggotry.

Do you ever find yourself saying smock over and over agian for many days just because it sounds so freaking cool? And why is saying smock so much cooler than wearing one?

630 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 15:16

Wearing a smock implies that you might be pretty smart, and high intelligence is inexplicably frowned upon by the masses. Stoopid masses...

Why aren't my roommates back yet?

631 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 17:16

>>1, just keep waiting, and all the residents of Needler Hall will return with more wacky adventures!

Do you know Magical Needle-chan's true identity?

632 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 17:17

They were ambushed by lawn gnomes on their way back.

What is the objective of the sinister lawn gnome conspiracy?

633 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 17:19

The answers to >>631 and >>632 are connected in mysterious way. I cannot risk saying more.

Is the truth out there?

634 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 17:43

No. A bunch of lies are out there, though; this sentence is one of them.

How do you cope with the fact that life is fleeting and you may suddenly die at any time?

635 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 17:53

I gave $30 to "Bob"! Salvation is Guaranteed, or TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK!

Do you have Slack?

636 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 17:55

By answering questions on /dqn/.

Why is this thread suddenly popular again after going without posts for a long while?

637 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 18:49

Posts on /dqn/ are like fashion trends: they're cyclical. What's old is new again.

Paul Graham is full of shit, but don't his essays have merit in the fact that they make you think, even if only so you can tell him how full of shit he is?

638 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃!DqnSUX774A : 1993-09-4656 20:55

God created mosquitos to punish man for imageboard faggotry.

Do you ever find yourself saying smock over and over agian for many days just because it sounds so freaking cool? And why is saying smock so much cooler than wearing one?

639 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 21:45

Wearing a smock implies that you might be pretty smart, and high intelligence is inexplicably frowned upon by the masses. Stoopid masses...

Why aren't my roommates leaving yet?

640 Name: Yay!J2sprLV9fQ!!JJYYs87i : 1993-09-4656 21:57

They are sex0ring your mittens in the alley.

Who brought grandpa and junior here from 2ch?

641 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 23:54

( `ハ´) My wonderful parties, of course.

( `ハ´) Should I have another one soon?

642 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 00:12

⊂二二二( ゚ ヮ゚)二二二⊃ Hells yeah!

⊂二二二( ゚ -゚)二二二⊃ Long arms are nice and all, but how am I supposed to rub the mittens on my face?

643 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 14:24

Elbows.

Aww, did this thread go out of fashion so soon?

644 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 14:28

No, there was just a sudden influx of new threads.

Where did you get that pair of sweater pies?

645 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 14:55

At the sweatshop.. err, sweetshop.

How do I get the tea stains off of my mug?

646 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 15:31

Soak it in hot water and dish liquid.

Will the forces of darkness succeed in taking over the world?

647 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 15:57

Short answer yes with an if. Long answer no with a but.

Will 4ch die the next time NEWS4VIP pays it a visit?

648 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 17:25

Actually, I think that NEWS4VIP will slip 4ch a roofie, and 4ch will have to spend the money that it was saving for Spring Break on an abortion.

Do you crack an egg into your ramen?

649 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 18:35

No, I crack eggs into my semen. Or was that my semen cracks into eggs.

Why is life so complicated in this day and age?

650 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃!DqnSUX774A : 1993-09-4657 18:39

Yes, I always love salmonilla with my monosodium glutamate.

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

Why?

651 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 19:05

Why, Indeed? Why is such a basic question, that all I can really do is say "Because I'm the Daddy, that's why."

Should I go with Makita, DeWalt, or Milwaukee?

652 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃!DqnSUX774A : 1993-09-4657 22:21

DeWalt brand condoms: for all your screwing needs.

GOD DAMNIT WHAT TYPE OF TREE AND WHY??!?!?!

653 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 23:05

I hate the tree question, so I'm not answering it.

What's with the fucking tree question anyway?

654 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 23:07

GOD DAMNIT WHAT TYPE OF TREE AND WHY??!?!?!

I just ejaculated and almost nothing but gummy seamen came out, no other type of ejaculate. Should I be worried?

655 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 00:18

>>654
No, fapping more than 3 or 4 times a day tends to alter the semen chemistry. Also, fapping after not fapping for a week tends to produce a wicked wad of jizz.

If I shit out butt pee 3 times in one day, should I be worried?

656 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 01:59

No, Junior. It's perfectly natural.

What is your favorite non-cola carbonated beverage?

657 Name: Yay!J2sprLV9fQ!!JJYYs87i : 1993-09-4658 02:22

7-up, it's the un-cola

When was the last time that the real squeeks posted on DQN?

658 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 03:05

I'll take "never" for 1000, Alex.

Hey, can you pass me some of that?

659 Name: My name is ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ and...!XONm83jaIU : 1993-09-4658 03:15

No, because I have no arms.

This is a funny neuronet is it not?

660 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4658 04:54

It depends. How much do you like Seinfeld?

Does the magic 8-ball REALLY know what it's talking about?

661 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 07:17

Ask again later.

What manner of unholy evil will 666GET be?

662 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 07:20

VIPからきますた。

What song am I listening to right now?

663 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 08:04

"Superman" by Five For Fighting.

Be honest. If you could have sex with Squeeks, would you? I'LL KNOW IF YOU'RE LYING.

664 Name: My Name is ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ and ...!XONm83jaIU : 1993-09-4658 09:07

Alright, alright, I'm lying!

oh my god, I am sooo stoned right now. You know what I mean?

665 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 12:09

Duuude, do I ever!

Are you a SATAN-WORSHIPPING SATANIST OF SATAN?

666 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 13:42

HELLS NO!

Do you like cheese with your wine?

667 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 14:40

I prefer a nice porter.

Have you heard that Beer might have been the driving force in the development of civiliations?

668 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 06:43

Yes I have.

Do you agree that that's bullshit, as everyone knows sex was the driving force?

669 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 09:08

No I don't agree. Perhaos living in Australia has tinted my view on the matter though.

You heard me before, yet you hear me again, then I die, 'til you call me again.
What am I?

670 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 12:07

Squeeks

How's your stomach feeling?

671 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 13:19

It's O.K., I had a stomach ache yesterday, but now everything is fine.

Which is the most important challenge that civilization must face: global warming, obesity, or terrorism?

672 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 13:27

Alien invasion.

What is Tim's favorite flavor sauce?

673 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 17:27

Blair's 16 Million Reserve.

Are you made of metal?

674 Name: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ : 1993-09-4659 17:43

No.

Saaya Irie is illegal?

675 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 19:40

Very.

How do you shot websites?

676 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 19:50

Distributed denial of service attacks.

What port do I input my penis into on my girlfriend? Keep in mind I am not running in protected mode.

677 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 20:31

Her pooper

? = 42

678 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 21:28

42

Who is John Galt (and why should we care)?

679 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 21:33

Some loser, and we shouldn't.

Don't you hate it when you write a witty answer to the question above you, but then some idiot comes along and preempts you with an unfunny, obvious answer?

680 Name: Elitest Superstructure!006z00sOUM : 1993-09-4660 00:57

lol what

Who is going to author the Squeeks article on wikipedia?

681 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 01:21

I think http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Neutrality volunteers to write it.

How do you know that the square root of 2 is an irrational number?

682 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4660 07:35

SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT THE SQUARE-ROOT OF SEVEN IS!? What are you, racist?

What song will people remember from us 100 years from now?

By the way, >>669: An echo.

683 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 10:26

All Alone for Christmas (as usual)

Will people still turn the gun on themselves 100 years from now?

684 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 13:41

Probably, but the guns will be much shinier and far more lethal.

I just found a piece of paper while cleaning. It said, in my handwriting, "SIB! DOSIIIB GSIB". What does that mean?

685 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 14:31

I think it means that death is imminent for you.

If you could do it all over again, what would you do differently?

686 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 14:53

I wouldn't have pulled the sword out of that goddamn stone.

What do you think of insects?

687 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 16:27

I think it's lots of fun (I'm assuming that was a typo and you meant "incest").

Why does that temperature scale that starts with a C have two names?

688 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 19:36

It doesn't, you're just a dumbshit.

What's the best thing George Lucas could do RIGHT NOW to make the world a better place?

689 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 19:50

give me his fortune

why won't he do that?

690 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 20:20

Because he's under the influence of the evil jar-jar binks

What's ten times as good as a 69?

691 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 20:56

under the moon loli to issho

bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex?

692 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 23:11

What's the magic word?

Why don't people ask more nicely these days? What happened to good old-fashioned manners?

693 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 23:53

Fuck do I know? Piss off.

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Zlotenmeyer?

694 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 00:04

Ja! Beiherhund das oder die Flippenwaldt gersput!

Can anyone translate that back into English?

695 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 00:09

((/ デ.ㄟ) Anglisch ist nicht dien only languagech inst der verld!!!

696 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 00:12

((/ デ.ㄟ) I forgot my question

((/ デ.ㄟ) why is it that everyone feels deep, passionate and unending hatred for me?

697 Name: Fuckhead!7IpclaCWO6 : 1993-09-4661 00:29

Because you're an asshole.

Why is it that elitist anonymouses rule the world and discriminate against us tripfags?

698 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 00:47

because the elitist superstructure is anonymous, and never forgives!

is the anonymous system used at 420chan's /b/ anonymous, or tripfaggy?

699 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4661 10:32

Yes.

Will anyone over at Love & Romance live happily ever after?

700 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 11:05

No one is immortal.

Or are they?

701 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 11:56

You're not cleared for that.

Am I a cop, you idiot?

702 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 12:08

Stop it.

Who told you you could eat my cookies?

703 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 12:14

The cop did.

If I was to sing that long song, how long will it take?

704 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 12:54

IT TOOK ME FUCKING 100 HOURS TO SING THAT LONG LOVE SONG.

Have you ever screwed up a deltree command?

705 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 13:28

No, I use a real operating system, therefore I screw up rm -rf commands instead.

Why is >>704 still using Windows 98?

706 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 13:53

Because $300 is a lot of money.

What do you think of the new Slashdot look?

707 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 14:16

It's much cleaner, but I hate the font.

Should I quit caffeine again?

708 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 14:40

Why bother? You're just gonna get hooked again and you know it.

Who the hell actually BUYS Windows?

709 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 14:57

((/ デ.ㄟ) People who are too lazy to cut themselves.

((/ デ.ㄟ) Why can I never find true happiness?

710 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4661 15:07

Because you're bleeding and your eyes are closed. Work on that.

Why is Sony alienating its video game fanbase?

711 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 16:24

I guess because Nintendo alienated theirs, thus starting a trend.

What did Sony do, anyway?

712 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 16:26

Because its' video game fanbase only makes up 10% of sony's overall revenue stream.

Do you like golden showers?

713 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 17:02

No, but I watch the Silver Screen.

Are we truly in the Kali Yuga?

714 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 22:58

More like Dvapara Yuga.
Where are the secret headquarters of the elitist superstructure?

715 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 23:53

http://urukust-xap.com/

Have you considered joining the elitist superstructure?

716 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 01:16

I'm too good for any elitist superstructure that would accept me.

Where's those titties I like so well, and my goddamn beer?

717 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 01:59

Look in a mirror, and in the fridge.

Is it 662006 yet?

718 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 04:43

No, it's 946621993, why do you ask?

719 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 05:32

shit i just remembered 90210 for some reason

720 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 08:34

>>719 was too stupid to ask a question, so I'll ask one for him:

What was the best thing to come out of the 90's?

721 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 14:37

The beginning of the '00s.

Will the gay marriage amendment pass?

722 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 15:00

No, not a chance, but some senators will go on record as either supporting or opposing a wedge issue that is important to a powerful, vocal minority that tends to vote as a block.

How long will it be before my ears stop ringing?

723 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 16:12

About an hour or so, depending on how long you were in the bin and how hard it was being hit?

By the way, what were you doing in there in the first place?

724 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 16:50

06-06-06

Didn't I tell you I was hardcore?

725 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 17:14

>>724

The date is 4662-09-1993

726 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 17:18

>>725 is a complete failure for not answering the question or asking one.

>>724, I do not remember this.

How do we solve world hunger?

727 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 17:30

Kill the hungry.

How do we bring about world peace?

728 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 18:38

First, we kill everyone who isn't hungry. Then, we solve world hunger.

Why are realdolls so expensive?

729 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 18:52

Three holes, no waiting.

Why don't I ever see happy-go-lucky feminists?

730 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 18:54

Cause they want more power. Even cutting off a mans penis is considered funny these days. Imagine showing cutting a womans breasts as a joke.

You you read the politically corrected news of BBC?

731 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4662 18:56

Because Nicolas Cage is busy right now.

Was Sarah Cloise the devil?

732 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 20:26

Strangely enough, the devil is actually an assistant HR manager at Vanguard. Catbert is loosely based on his actions.

What arts project can I do with all these little paper umbrellas?

733 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 21:22

A paper umbrella replica of the flying castle laputa.

Why does my BIOS go beeeep-bepbep-bebebebebebebep... when I try to boot?

734 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 03:57

It's not an APPLE!

Osaka > *, true or false?

735 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 04:17

DOUBLE TRUE.

If you found a one-way ticket to Loli Planet in your pocket, would you go?

736 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 11:43

Only if it's under the moon.

Why is 4chan down?

737 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 12:52

moot is off to sweden to have surgery to correct his gender dysphoria.

Have you considered http://wakachan.org for your image jonesing?

738 Name: Boobs : 1993-09-4664 02:12

LOL No.

How many losers lurk on this site?

739 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 03:17

Only one, and his name is ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃!

Have your turned in your informational card yet? We ask so we can send you information about the Group. You DO want information about the Group, don't you? The Group is good.

740 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 03:51

It's 1993 not nineteen eighty-four. Leave me alone.

Is it wrong if I masturbate to children but they never know? Sure there's some faux violation occuring but they should be flattered, know what I'm sayin'?

741 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 03:53

It's between you and the Lord. And the FBI agent reading this post.

Is emo the new grunge?

742 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4664 06:24

Emo is the new 1980s.

I'd like to hack the server. Do you know any Gameshark codes for this?

743 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 12:56

Try dlh.net, it's never failed me.

Is the best pronunciation for "the 00s" "the Naughties"?

744 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 14:10

I was told that it's the "Nothings", but I've been lied to before.

Do you feel that the best way to protect marriage is by forbidding homosexuals to marry, or to ban divorce?

745 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 15:12

What's there to "protect"? Marriage is a contract. It's a agreement between two people to behave in a certain way. Introducing unnecessary societal restraints in an agreement between two people is gonna create havoc and frustrations. Leave it alone, I'd say.

How do I change the ugly new Slashdot font back to the previous one?

746 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 16:42

Greasemonkey.

Why would >>745 want to go to that website anyway?

747 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 16:55

He was banned from Fark.

What is nougat made of?

748 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 17:45

Oh My God, It's Full Of Stars!

So, was coming down from the trees a bad idea?

749 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 19:22

there are like 3 people posting in this thread.

750 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 19:40

Yes, and so was creeping out of the sea.

How do I satisfy women?

751 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 19:54

by growing up

so you are a fag college student also?

752 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 20:44

Not yet.

What's the best way to get this shit out of my hair?

753 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 21:00

Well, if it's actually shit, just use shampoo. If it's chewing gum, use freon to freeze it, and hit it with a hammer.

Can I please have a quick and simple recipe for dinner? I feel like cooking, but I don't know what to make.

754 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 21:02

open a can. eat contents

Shouldn't it be "press button, recieve bacon"?

755 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 21:24

No. 'i' before 'e' except after 'c'.

Would a Battle Royale MMORPG be cool?

756 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 21:41

It'd probably work better as a Counterstrike mod.

How do I get rid of an inner ear viral infection?

757 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 15:20

Cipro and patience.

How are you going to spend your summer vacation this year?

758 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 16:30

"Traveling"

Anyone else think this hurricane season's going to a huge dissapointment?

759 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 17:36

Hell, I certainly hope so. My territory is NC down to FL, then over to TX. I saw thousands of dollars in commissions get washed away last year.

Have you written to your Senator urging him to support net neutrality?

760 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 18:39

Not yet, I'm still neutral on the neutrality issue.

Anyone else think the Candy Cane season's (it follows the hurricane season) going to be a huge disappointment?

761 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 01:17

I think it will flop, sending the respective companies more than halfway into the red. And as you know such an imbalance of colour really pisses off those candy cane fatcats. Let's hope Suicide Season (it follows Candy Cane season) gets them before they get us.

Was Robert Stack more attractive during The Untouchables' era or the Unsolved Mysteries era?

762 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 13:55

Definitely during the Untouchable's. Definitely.

I'm having the runs this morning. What should I eat to settle my stomach?

763 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 15:59

Asphalt.

Does Japan have a chance to beat Brazil after losing to the Aussies?

764 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 16:51

Can't see it myself, but on today's form they should be capable of at least competing with Croatia, group could still go anywhere.

Were the White Stripes ever really any good?

765 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 19:16

No, and Red Stripe is pisswater, too.

If you throw a yellow rock into the Red Sea, what does it become?

766 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 20:00

Love.

Is it just me, or is the new Muse album not as good as Absolution?

767 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 20:03

A yellow rock submerged in water.

Why do people insist on having such ridiculous character traits as pride?

768 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 00:01

Because they like to think they are creative, even if their little creatitivity is wasted on something so unimportent.

Why haven't I seen a repeatable lab experiment to confirm the existence of global warming, rather than a computer model based on assumed numbers?

769 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 03:08

It wouldn't make a bit of difference to you, as you'd find fault in the methodology.

How many oysters DID the walrus and the carpenter eat?

770 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 09:58

There's a far more important question than that.

Considering the aphrodisiac effect of oysters, how many hours of hawt bestiality happened afterwards?

771 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 14:43

Unfortunately, they both got hepatitis from eating oysters out of season, so sex was out of the picture.

How is this St. Jude medallion that I glued to the side of my computer helping me?

772 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 23:01

>>771
Because you know that inside the medallion is a camera, wand spying on youy is your future employer.

Has anybody ever sucessfully installed a screw with a hammer, or a nail with a screwdriver?

773 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 23:54

I did the latter with a very thick-handled screwdriver.

If I invented a perpetual motion machine whose operational by-products included squaring the circle and eradicating poverty, hunger and injustice, which Nobel prize would I get?

774 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 03:58

the third one.

what question will 990get ask?

775 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 13:47

An illegal question that will result in jail time.

Isn't it a little bit scary that there are illegal questions?

776 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 14:28

Not as scary as all those illegal operations performed by allegedly legitimate software on your PC on a daily basis.

What if the cops found out about all that illegality?

777 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 15:27

They wouldn't do shit because The Elitist Superstructure keeps them on a leash.

Worst thing that could happen to NHK ni Youkoso in Tokyopop's sticky clutches?

778 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 15:43

Having Haruhiism licensed by ADV.

Is it really winter in Australia?

779 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 00:33

Sort of, as it is close enough to the equator to limit seasonal change.

Has anybody found a great way to topple the elitist superstructure?

780 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 02:50

by associating with it.

what ever happened to those pax jikkauru (whatever) people?

781 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 07:20

You mean Pax-Tsukuru www.pax-tsukuru.com? They are working with the other communities (member communities) towards the mutual symbiosis.

so i herd u liek mudkips. Confirm/deny?

782 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 07:21

CONFIRM I luuuuuuuuuuuve mudkips.

What is a sour fruit that does not begin with the letter 'l'?

783 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 12:23

Carambola.

Did >>782 really think that was some sort of tricky question?

784 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 00:11

Maybe.

Did >>783 really think that >>782 thought that that was some sort of tricky question?

785 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 00:32

No.

Did >>786 think that >>787's post was insulting?

786 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 01:41

Most certainly, because it was deliberately provocative, and a bit mean, too.

And what did you mean by that?!

787 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 02:33

What did I mean by what?

Oh, this?

788 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 03:56

No, not that. The other >>787 post.

What goes well with hot cereal?

789 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 04:04

Milk.

Would you take 30 years off your life if it meant meeting Suiseiseki?

790 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 13:47

  ∧_∧
 ( ●∀O) >>789. Without a doubt ですぅ~!
 (    っ-~ 

  ∧_∧
 ( ●∀O) 791. Please tell us a little about your first love!
 (    っ-~

791 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 15:15

She was cute, blonde, we were both 8, and she kissed me because I caught a monarch butterfly.

Why do we dwell on the past?

792 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 16:08

People have a tendency to conciously damage themselves despite their best interests. We can't help it, really.

I read someone say -- I think it was a programmer saying it or some shit -- although I presume they rippped someone else off (but does it really matter?): Regret is like driving while looking at the rear view mirror.

Does this ring truth with you? If you bring up Hitchcock I'll kill you right here in front of all these faggots.

793 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 17:51

It does, as it obscures a clear view of the future when your focus is on the past.

How does this relate to "Mindfulness"?

794 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 18:03

It doesn't.

Or does it?

795 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 02:52

It might.

Who are we to define such concepts as whether something "does" or "doesn't", anyway?

796 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 12:29

That depends on our status as most supreme creatures on this planet.

If we are indeed supreme, how did the world come into being?

797 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 12:35

The legends say it was willed into existence by a group of unsuspecting godlike beings.

What should I have for dinner?

798 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 12:44

Steack hache´ frites.

Would that satisfy you?

799 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 13:16

Not as much as a Snickers Bar.

What's the most meaningful song you've heard?

800 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 14:36

DQN Song #1

Was this worthy of 800GET?

801 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 01:02

Most certainly. I never saw a worthier 800GET.

Alright, so I put this new PC together, and it keeps crashing during WinXP setup. I've updated the BIOS, exchanged the CD/DVD drive, low-level formatted the harddrive twice and taken out all nonessential hardware. Yet it still bluescreens during XP setup. If this is true, where is what I do?

802 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 01:23

( ゚ -゚) I'm a PC

( ゚ ヮ゚) I'm a Mac

Why you'll love a Mac.
You can make amazing stuff.

It's amazingly simple to turn your
photos, music and video into websites,
photo books, DVDs and more:

See the ad
http://www.apple.com/getamac/

Aren't Macs cool guys?

803 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 01:24

Install Lunix, problem solved!

What is the cool thing to be right now?

804 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 01:27

A Mac. You can't beat a Mac, as has just been demonstrated.

I think the real question is why is everything that's not a Mac just so terribly uncool?

805 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 03:00

Because ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ has skewed standards.

Why did >>r act so stupid?

806 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 03:37

Only an idiot cares what's cool.

807 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 03:54

I assume that 806 is so concerned with idiocy that he failed to frame a question, so >>805, I can't really get a handle on >>r's motivation. I think that the writer didn't give us a good sense of >>r's history or thought processes, so frankly, >>r was a flawed character from the start.

I like dipping my pretzels in chocolate ice cream. How about you?

808 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 11:10

I live in Bavaria. We have proper-sized pretzels here. I like dipping them into sweet mustard.

Will South Germany ever rise again?

809 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 12:30

Only with a healthy dose of Viagra.

Is tying Italy a major accomplishment for the USA?

810 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 14:10

Only if you think soccer is important.

Why is it that my awesome Mac slows to a crawl in only a few months of regular use, requiring me to reinstall the OS to get its performance back?

811 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 14:28

Because it hates you.

Why does my leg itch?

812 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 15:39

because the tanasinn is CRAWLING IN YOUR SKIN

How do I "magicked" my way into the university I applied to ?

813 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 15:57

Suck a few dicks, here and there.

Should I stay up to watch Brazil vs Aussies or not bother?

814 Name: ⊂二二二[valium]二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 20:24

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815 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 22:15

I take opium, sorry.

Why did someone create the щ(`Д´щ) thread when this thread will give you all the answers you need?

816 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 22:45

He was amused by the щ(`Д´щ) AA.

Why have I taken like six naps today?

817 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 22:57

Beats me.

Why have I taken like six faps today?

818 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 23:30

Beats yours.

Why have I worn no cap today?

819 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 00:37

You really WANT sunstroke. A LOT. And sun poisoning on your nose. I seriously recommend sunblock.

How do I get a writ of nunc pro tunc so I can overturn this damned suspension?

820 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 03:51

Rid of Nunc Pro Tunc? I thought he got killed in a New York gang turf war.

Will N'Orleans ever be rebuilt?

821 Name: NotTripcodeAnymore!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4675 04:45

>>820 That implies that New Orleans was actually built in the first place. I for one think it's all propaganda.

What would happen if you created a lightgun shooter with the concept of Warzaid, the graphics and physics of CarnEvil, and the voice acting of House of the Dead 4?

822 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 08:07

It would be released shortly after the Duke Nukem Forever port for GNU/Hurd.

Why does >>r actually link to some post? What kind of obscure kareha feature is that?

823 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 09:17

random I guess.

who would win in a fight between bucky o'hare and jazz jackrabbit?

824 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 09:48

Definitely Bucky.

Why am I so great?

825 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 10:04

Because you're Derek Smart.

You're up early today, doctor. Can I get you anything?

826 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 10:31

I need a speculum and a digital camera, stat!

What's wrong?

827 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 10:33

I'm out of valium.

Will I go into withdrawl?

828 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 10:45

No, but you might slobber a little.

Is your mom single?

829 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 13:48

Yes, but she's decided that she doesn't want to be married ever again.

Why do I feel such reluctance to check my messages?

830 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 15:43

You're a passive-aggressive wuss.

What's that coming over the hill?

831 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 20:44

Why, it's a gay getting married!

Isn't that wonderful?

832 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 21:32

No, its full of gay and hillclimbing.

Why did the newtonian-cartesian worldview fail?

833 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 23:27

Because it was a lot like IRC, which IIRC a thread on 4-ch correctly FAILED.

834 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4683 01:18

'kay.

Why did >>833 forget to ask a question?

835 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4683 01:32

The question is there, it's just very very small.

How do I increased font size?

836 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4683 02:12

Press Ctrl-Alt-F4-Delete.

Are you going to kill me?

837 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4683 06:02

Yes.

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Where can I find more attacking kopipe?

838 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4685 22:42

>>837
http://4-ch.net/ascii/kareha.pl/1112629846

a^n + b^n = c^n
I need non-zero integers for a, b, and c please.

839 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4687 00:42

Open a math book.

Will the space shuttle blow up?

840 Name: boom boom : 1993-09-4687 01:28

Yes.

Was my answer too short?

841 Name: wah wah : 1993-09-4687 01:29

Yes.

Will the next answer be red?

842 Name: branded : 1993-09-4687 01:30

LIKE A COMMUNIST ON FIRE.

Is it morning?

843 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4687 01:32

Don't worry about the world ending tomorrow - it's already tommorow somewhere.

Isn't it awkward to meet someone you know in real life online, and vice versa?

844 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4687 10:09

Only if it's in sexually meaning.

Does anyone else think the phrase "in sexually meaning" doesn't make any sense?

845 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4687 15:58

Of course it doesn't. 'Sexually' is an adverb. It is poor English, no matter how you look at it.

Will you watch football or the Tour de France today, and why?

846 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 12:56

The Tour de France, of course. Italy won it all DAYS ago.

Now that couchsurfer is gone, how will you find places to crash?

847 Name: NotTripcodeAnymore!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4698 07:46

>>846, I don't know, but it will definitely involved torture, and possibly death.

Whose stupid idea was it to make topics automatically close at 999 posts?

848 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 12:54

Obviously, it was Modd. He has always hated/despised/loathed 1000-san, and was secretly working behind the scenes to have him deported.

What would happen to a mere human if it was to REALLY understand everything going on in the outre dimensions?

849 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 20:49

Instant cranial explosion.

Which is the best site boss/figurehead? Squeeks, Lain, or moot?

850 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4698 21:13

The best site boss is obviously me.

Also, >>848 is assigned banned status for revealing my secret.

851 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 00:32

>>850
ok lol

Why does MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 fail at having a question for me to solve?

852 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 01:16

Because MODD!5JrU4QOlH is all-knowing.

What should I eat for breakfast tomorrow?

853 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 06:20

Nigga please

What character is top tier in the 2ch character battle?

854 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 13:25

Needless to say, it's Shii. Cuteness conquers all, and you'll get paper cuts from her cardboard box.

What's your favorite snack?

855 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 22:08

WT

What's your favorite piece of winter wear?

856 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 02:33

( ゚ -゚) Scarves.

( ゚ -゚) ...

( ゚ ヮ゚) I'm kidding!

( >ヮ<) MITTENS!!!

857 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 15:24

>>856 is too lost in mittenplation to think of a question, so I will ask one in his stead. What's the best way to prepare tonight's pork tenderloin?

858 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 16:49

Really, is there any way to ruin a good tenderloin?

So, what's with all the fighting?

859 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 17:21

ITT WE FUCKING KILL THE ABOVE POSTER has a hole in it. It's themes are leaking out in to the world.

What do you like on your hamburgers?

860 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 17:36

A seconed hamburger, I am american after all.

Can I have some bacon?

861 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 18:55

Sure you can, and some swiss cheese as well.

I'm a rare fan, myself. I like my burger to gently moo with each bite. How about you?

862 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4701 04:01

I like Rocky Mountain Oysters, personally.

Ever had one?

863 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4701 07:25

No, but I will have to, sooner or later.

If I'm too lazy to even get up and eat, how soon will I die?

864 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4701 08:08

You have three weeks.

Does anyone visit iichan's /b/?

865 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4701 09:50

What the hell is iichan?

I mean, seriously, what the hell is it?

866 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4701 16:02

Nothing of importance.

I hear 4chan's like that too?

867 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4701 23:08

It's made of irrelevance and.... I'm not sure what else it's made of. Probably vegetable oil.

What was the last good GET?

868 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4701 23:49

>>867

1 Million. Senator Rodden Clitoris posted a more accurate depiction of the female orgasm.

869 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4702 02:22

I don't know how to respond to that, and so I won't.

What is your favorite Trout Fishing in America song?

870 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4702 05:58

Probably "Government Orders (Fish Just or Fish Dead)"

What's that book you're writing about?

871 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4702 12:58

Some of Robert Silverberg's early work, while he was still young and self-important.

Have you considered participating in /lit/ ?

872 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4702 18:18

Not really. I figure nearly every board is completely off-topic and just stay on DQN, which is the least off-topic.

Are you snoke the drug?

873 Name: LOLIHAET TRIPCODE!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4706 07:33

( ゚ ヮ゚) If by "snoke," you mean "wore," and by "drug," you mean "MITTENS," then you bet!

Is there a life outside of 4-ch? I can't remember.

874 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 10:13

Yes and it's wonderful. Lots of plastics. Lots of ground floors. Marriage. It's got it all.

Is there a life inside 4-ch? I can't remember.

875 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 12:40

Cave cricket.

Haven't I seen this somewhere before?

876 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 14:33

Clear your cache.

What's with all these thunderstorms over the past few weeks?

877 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 14:40

God's wrath and cow farts.

Could Bartertown really have run on pig shit?

878 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃!DqnSUX774A : 1993-09-4711 01:25

( ゚ ヮ゚) If by "Bartertown," you mean "wores," and by "shit," you mean "MITTENS," then you bet!

Why is grandpa such a pervert?

879 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 02:29

Comes with the territory. It's an inhereted position, like sex, you understand?

Transmetropolitan: Greatest comic ever, or GREATEST comic ever?

880 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 04:28

Bah, Global Frequency was better.

AA: ASCII Art or Alcoholics Anonymous?

881 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 13:36

It has been called the Argentum Astrellum, too, but it's true name is the Illuminati, aka The Elitist Superstructure.

Who is your Short Duration Personal Savior (shordurpersav) for today?

882 Name: LOLIHAET TRIPCODE!L10tPnV3tU : 1993-09-4711 15:22

Bu-n guy.

Be honest: can anything NOT be solved with the use of MITTENS?

883 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 20:50

Yeah, but that's why they invented duct tape.

Is there anything duct tape can't do?

884 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 21:17

Nothing. And it's not just for the bedroom anymore!

Why can't I concentrate today?

885 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4712 02:56

Because the Internet is eroding our attention spans.

What was the question again?

886 Name: LOLIHAET TRIPCODE!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4713 03:53

It was "How do I shot web?"

So... how DO I shot web?

887 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4713 13:04

Turn your palm upwards, extend thine arm towards thine enemy, and press thy middle and ring finger upon the middle of thy palm, and the Web shall shot from thy wrist, leaving thine enemies in a quagmire.

This is also the american sign language symbol for "I Love You." How does that signify?

888 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4713 15:47

It is a mystery.

Will we ever finish the Really Long Song?

889 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4713 19:22

I certainly hope not. It would be longer than Stairway to Heaven back to back with Howl.

What song has your favorite drum solo? (Mine is Inagaddadavida)

890 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4713 20:24

Mine is Frankenstein, by the Edgar Winter Group.

What does tanasinn mean?

891 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4713 20:25

Amen Brother

Is it just me, or has DQN been getting busier lately?

892 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4713 20:56

September is coming, so I'm not thinking, but feeling.

Is Moby Dick better as a novel or a drum solo?

893 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4713 21:06

Novel. It's way too long for a drum solo.

Whats with all these song threads?

894 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 00:32

People who can't write music them selfs depending on others to write it for them, so they can make millions with the '4-ch' song of course. It's about money, It's always about money

What's the point in asking a question to a random stranger?

895 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 01:28

You can get frank answers that you won't get from people you know.

Do I smell?

896 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 02:26

The way the dandelions shrivel and turn brown as you pass by should be your clue, you walking fast food dumpster.

Was that too harsh? I can't tell any more.

897 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 05:38

No, this is too harsh: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Was I too harsh, even considering that I intended to demonstrate "too harsh"?

898 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 10:37

No.

Was I too soft?

899 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 12:49

Yes, you weak little pussy.

What's with the heat these days?

900 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 12:52

Global warming, dude.

Was that the easiest 900get ever?

901 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 14:14

Your adept ways and extraordinary skills just made it look easy. Stop selling yourself short!

What kind of wine goes best with a good cheeseburger?

902 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 14:16

Close, but I can't come up with a good example of anything easier.

Wow, this thread's finally going to >>999-get. It's been a long time coming.

903 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 14:16

Close, but I can't come up with a good example of anything easier.

Wow, this thread's finally going to >>999-get. It's been a long time coming, don't you think?

904 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 14:18

I agree, but what about my question?

What kind of wine goes best with a good cheeseburger?

905 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 14:20

If you continue double-posting, sure.

Why do some people find the term "affiliation" to contain connotations that they find unpleasant?

906 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 14:46

Reunite, and implied homosexuality.

When will I be able to buy Butterscotch, the Furreal Robot Pony?

907 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 15:55

2010, I promise.

Why am I so happy?

908 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 16:30

Because you're on DQN, where you can just chill out and totally relax.

Where does the idea that "Japan=superior" come from?

909 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 16:35

Mostly from elitists who dislike american animation on the grounds that it's american, and therefore lacks pantsu.

How many panty flashes occurred in the first episode of Najica?

910 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 16:45

>>909

909 GET!!!!

911 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 18:27

911 GET JIHAD !!

912 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 18:57

Please state your insults in the form of a question.

What kind of wine DOES go with a cheeesburger?

913 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 19:03

Beer.

Why are all american girls so rough?

914 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 19:08

Because they don't know what a "lady" means.

Can we shut down this thread now?

915 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 19:13

Maybe when we reach 999.

Will we ever reach 999?

916 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 19:18

Only if 999-san is lost in the night and fog.

What was squeeks trying to say when he cut the max posts per thread value to 999?

917 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 19:41

Squeeks was trying to say "My name is Squeeks and this thread sucks dick like the rest of those wannabe "Lets get to 1000 by.""

What is the most peculiar fetish you can think of?

918 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 20:24

Earwax. Let's not discuss it any further.

Is there any fish happier than the Puffer?

919 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 20:33

The clown fish

Is this real or is it a dream?

920 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 20:47

Pinch yourself and then see if it hurts or not.

Is it just me, or are western art styles being pushed out in favour of the notable big-eyed, large-haired style from Japan?

921 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 20:48

Yes, ths is the real life.

Now, is this just fantasy?

922 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 21:06

yeah, it's a funny internet, and we're all probably disgustingly drunk anyway

why are most of the questions and answers off, is there some sort of posting frenzy going on?

923 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 21:15

more people are coming to 4-ch! this means more livelyhood and a bright future!

i wonder if these people really are coming from world4ch?

924 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 21:58

I came from the sky. That is all I know.

Is DQN usually not this busy on friday?

925 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 22:06

DQN? Busy? Don't make me chuckle!

Do you balance your checkbook right after you buy something or do you let reciepts pile up?

926 Name: 135567 : 1993-09-4720 00:47

My reciepts pile up, unfortunately.

If 4chan died, would anyone really miss it?

927 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4720 00:48

No.

Why'd >>926 sage this thread?

928 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4720 02:01

Out of a compulsion to appear unconventional without really working at it.

Are you gay?

929 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4720 02:16

No, it's just a good way to get guys to give me free cocaine.

Will there be a part 2?

930 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4720 02:24

Of course, a thread never ends at 999

What is love?

931 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4720 06:06

DAILY SAGE

932 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4720 18:24

>>930 Baby, don't hurt me no more, but I don't know.

How can I tell if the cookies are ready to come out of the oven?

933 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4720 19:49

If the smoke detector goes off.

Do you think you're above the law?

934 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 01:12

no I AM the law

do we ever stop?

935 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 01:23

NEVER.

Why is mine the loneliest number?

936 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 01:32

The loneliest number is 1, so no worries, just cross your eyes!

Why are WTFUX and 420chan down?

937 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 01:53

It's either a vast internet conspiracy, or a serious lack of cash.

Does anyone here actually browse WTFux or 420chan?

938 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 02:40

I sure as hell don't.

Does anybody want this cake I made?

939 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 02:44

Only if it's delicious.

Should I go outside today? Sitting here with the AC on is so much nicer.

940 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 03:04

Yes, you should go into town too

Should I go to sleep soon? It's 11:03 here.

941 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 03:45

Only if you've got something worth getting up early for tomorrow.

Now, does work qualify as worth getting up for?

942 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 04:12

no

why am i unemployed?

943 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 04:14

( ゚∀゚) BECAUSE THIS IS A SONG THREAD SONG THREAD SONG THREAD
( ゚∀゚) WHY DO I TALK LIKE THIS

944 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 04:26

(゚∀゚) BECAUSE OF SUGARRRRRRR

( ゚∀゚) WHAT IS LOVE?

945 Name: LOLIHAET TRIPCODE!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4721 06:11

>>944: A miserable little pile of secrets!

Will 999GET live up to the hype?

946 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 06:42

4-ch as we know it will be destroyed by aliens in an attempt to take over tyhgdfbvgdbhdfbgfdgbfnghnghnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(Will you please wake me up?)

947 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 06:57

Too late, I go-goed

http://tinyurl.com/ll3e2 ?

948 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 07:30

DAILY SAGE

949 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 07:43

Your days are numbered, Mr Sage!

How many days does he have left, exactly?

950 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 13:33

I don't know. I never got to the end without biting.

Mr. Owl, how many days does Mr Sage have left?

951 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 15:43

Ah-1, ah-2, ah-3, crunch. 3.

Tootsie-roll pops, or dum-dums?

952 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 15:49

BIDAILY SAGE PART 2

953 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 16:14

Dum-dums, just like >>952

If squeeks lives in tomorrow, can the world ever be destroyed?

954 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 16:51

yes, but we'll have 24 hours notice.

Come on, can we make it to 1000?

955 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 17:07

( ´_⊃`)
How do I shot web?

956 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 17:46

web 101 is that way

at what point do we just post filler questions simply to hurry 999GET along?

957 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:04

Now!

Who am I?

958 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:07

You are ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃.

how do I shot web2.0?

959 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:13

Knead your dick.

Why am I still feeling blue?

960 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:17

The paint hasn't washed off

Does this look swollen to you?

961 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:19

yeah... maybe you shouldn't knead your dick that much.

Where in the world is carmen sandieago?

962 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:29

My bed

Hey! where'd she go? She was here just a minute ago!

963 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:31

My bed now, BITCH!

Why am I so hungry?

964 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:35

Because you only had two pizzas

How many pizzas will it take to fill >>963 up?

965 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:38

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Millions!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

Why are you not bringing me pizzas?!

966 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:44

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I don't deliver!
 (つ   つ   
 | | |     
 (__)_)  

Will we get 999 today?

967 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:45

Because you're not bringing me mittens!

Who likes mittens?

968 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:45

Perhaps.

Will you pick me a flower?

969 Name: PERHAPS : 1993-09-4722 18:47

NO, AND OMG MITTENS!

Will you make me mittens!?

970 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 19:04

Out of human skin

How will you react to sleeping through 999GET?

971 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 19:05

BASTARDS! Just like the mittens thread!

Did you get 999 on the mittens thread?

972 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 19:41

As a member of the Elitist Superstructure of DQN, I am proud to announce that I was part of 999GET on the mittens thread.

Were YOU part of 999GET?

973 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 20:55

Yes. I GOT it.

Were YOU part of the finale of the mittens thread?

974 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 21:22

( ゚ ヮ゚) Of course, I'm mittens!

( ゚ ヮ゚) Where are my mittens?

975 Name: LOLIHAET TRIPCODE!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4723 02:10

Youtube.

What does dish soap taste like?

976 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 02:49

Ramen-dattebayo.

Ramen-dattebayo?

977 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 02:50

Yes.

Cactus?

978 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 03:07

No-dattebayo.

Mittens-dattebayo?

979 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 04:07

(´^ิ౪^ิ)( ゚∀゚)( `ハ´)щ(Д´щ)( ・ω・)( ´∀)((●)トェェェイ(●))<丶`∀´>

Don't forget everyone else!!!

Does this board have too many characters?

980 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 04:18

No-dattebayo.

Why am I ending my sentences in dattebayo-dattebayo?

981 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 04:23

DAILY SAGE

982 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 06:00

I don't know-dattebayo

Oh no-dattebayo! Is this contagious-dattebayo?

983 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 06:21

It must be-dattebayo.

Is there a cure for this curse-dattebayo?

984 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 06:23

I don't know-dattebayo

Oh no-dattebayo! Is this contagious-dattebayo?

985 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 06:24

Stop repeating yourself-desu.

Yay, by ending my sentences with desu, I can stop ending my sentences with dattebayo-desu!

986 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 06:41

Oops, forgot my question-desu.

How many Suiseisekis does it take to screw a lightbulb?

987 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 13:18

Too many, desu.

Why do people like to end their sentences with desu?

988 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 13:44

Because it's trendy, -nyoro~n.

Are we there yet?

989 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 14:36

Still 11 more to go.

Are we there yet?

990 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 15:16

Yes, you may exit now

I thought the final GET would be much better than this; didn't you?

991 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 15:17

10 more.

Are we there yet?

992 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 15:26

If you say that one more time I'll put this thread in reverse and we'll go all the way back to 1.

Did I miss the turn I was supposed to make?

993 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 15:29

No, keep driving.

are we in a car?

994 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 15:31

Yes, but you made one you weren't supposed to, so it's alright.

Does a true pervert necessarily appreciate asses more than cunts?

995 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 15:36

There a diffrent types of perverts, so no.

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996 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 15:37

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997 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 15:39

Does it come with a mittens compartment?

998 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 15:40

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Are you last?

999 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 15:44

I don't think I am!

Are you?!?!

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