DQN is on Thread-Alert! (8)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 21:07

This was a test. Had this been an actual emergency, you would have had actually got up from your seat at the computer, grab an armful of your anime DVD's and wallscrolls, and reported immediately to the nearest relocation center for living reassignments for dorks like yourself and away from God-fearing people who have a life.

2 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 21:11

Good thing it was just a test, huh

3 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 21:21

What is test?

4 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 21:23 

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|         SEVERE          |
|  Severe risk of VIPPER  |
|   invasion (wwwwwwwww   |
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|          HIGH           |
| Looks like they made a  |
| link to /dqn/ at 4chan  |
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|    > > ELEVATED < <     |
|  A few JISAKU JIENs in  |
|  the dark of the night  |
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|        GUARDED          |
|   It is safe to make    |
|      new threads        |
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|          LOW            |
|    Time to bump the     |
|     insult thread       |
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 * DQN  THREAT  ADVISORY *

5 Name: Current situation: : 1993-09-4572 21:36

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| > > ELEVATED < < |
| A few JISAKU JIENs in |
| the dark of the night |
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6 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 21:42

>>5 Add a few spaces before each line

7 Name: Current situation: : 1993-09-4573 02:42

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|　　　　Time to bump the　　　　|
|　　　　　insult thread　　　　　　|
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8 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 14:06 

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