The downfall of the flamboyant super-celebrity reads like Greek tragedy. In his quest for forbidden love, his fall from grace was stunningly swift and complete.
Mittens?
Mittens, the love that dares not speak its' name!
In fact the whole of Japan is a pure invention. There is no such country, there are no such people.
..........mittens?
Japan is a nation of aliens. They are subverting the world from NHK headquarters.
Welcome to the Oscar Wilde!
if I was an oscar mayer wiener
I thought this thread was about Uncyclopedia or was it Encyclopedia Dramatica? But it wasn't
I think this thread is about mittens or some shit