[ICD-10] ITT we laugh at the misfortune of others in a systematic fashion [Schadenfreude] (13)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 23:14

Introducing the ICD-10: http://www3.who.int/icd/vol1htm2003/fr-icd.htm

Our friends at the WHO have been nice enough to systematically organize and list every possible reason you might end up having to see a doctor. Since we know the basis for all humour is laughing at the suffering of others, ITT we will dig through the ICD-10 for particularly funny ways people have suffered!

You can try to find slapstick, such as W22 Striking against or struck by other objects, Includes: walked into wall, or the more gruesome ways to die, such as V97.3 Person on ground injured in air transport accident, Sucked into jet, or maybe just try to find yourself - are you R46.0 Very low level of personal hygiene, R46.1 Bizarre personal appearance, or R46.2 Strange and inexplicable behaviour? Or just plain old Z73.4 Inadequate social skills, not elsewhere classified?

The misfortunes of man are nearly limitless! Go find the best ones!

2 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 23:15

2get lol internet

3 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 23:20

>>2 is F42.1 Predominantly compulsive acts [obsessional rituals]

4 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 01:40

2get

5 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 02:55

T61 Toxic effect of noxious substances eaten as seafood
rofl

6 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:38

Y35.5 Legal execution
this is a disease?

7 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:44

>>6
No less so than walking into a wall or getting sucked into a jet.

8 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 07:23

N44 Torsion of testis

9 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 09:03

>>8 is no laughing matter
that shit hurts and you have the possibilty of losing a nut
no joke kiddies, go to the ER

10 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 12:59

"W28 Contact with powered lawnmower" probably hurts.

11 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 13:02

Also, it's good to know that these have proper classifications:
Z56.4 Discord with boss and workmates
Z59.2 Discord with neighbours, lodgers and landlord

12 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 18:46

>>11 posts in the Internet Addicts forum. I laugh at his pathetic existence.

13 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 12:37

F32.2 Severe depressive episode without psychotic symptoms
X31 Exposure to excessive natural cold
X72 Intentional self-harm by handgun discharge

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