( ﾟ -ﾟ) please send help
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...and Mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...and loli porn!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...and LESBIANS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)...and bacon cheeseburgers!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...and hot dogs!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)...and alcohol!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...wait, I'm underage! Bring peppermint schnapps!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...wait, I'm a 16 year old girl; send boones!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ..wait, what the fuck is a boones?
(´ﾟωﾟ`) "A description and a collection of drink recipes for Boone's Farm® Strawberry Hill wine, with it's origin, ingredients, alcohol content, and nutritional ..."
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Shrine girls! Shrine girls!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Please send lolis...with cheese burgers...wearing Mittens!
<o_o> ...Please send ear-plugss...so we don't have to hear any more about Mittens.
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MITTENSMITTENSMITTENSMITTENSMITTENSMITTENSMITTENSMITTENSMITTENSMITTENSMITTENSMITTENS
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) They're like mittens... for your ears! How wonderful!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)...and loli catgirl meganekko maids!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)...and loli catgirl meganekko breasty mecha-maids!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...with mittens and earmuffs!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)...in snow!
( *ﾟ ヮﾟ) haaaa haaaaa
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... and send powdered gold! Nothing disrupts cybermen like powdered gold!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...gold mittens! Why didn't I think of those?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Oh, dem Golden Mittens,
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Oh, dem Golden Mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Golden Mittens I'm gonna wear,
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Because they look so NEET!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Oh, dem Golden Mittens,
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Oh, dem Golden Mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Golden Mittens I'm gonna wear
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) to walk the Golden Street!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) What is it with girls and Boone's, anyway?
⊂二二( ＾ω＾)二⊃ Boones~
⊂二二( ﾟ ヮﾟ)二⊃ Mittooons~~