ITT we insult the poster above us [PART III] (999)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 07:30

Well?

2 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 08:26

>>1 is an idiot

3 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 08:38

Let's get to 1000 by kicking >>2 in the ass

4 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 09:14

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5 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 10:03

This thread has been closed. You can not post in this thread any longer.

6 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 10:33

>>5 is MODD!5JrU4QOlH6.

7 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 10:42

>>6 is MOTT!EOKAMA75e2

8 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 13:37

>>7 is too stupid to understand why this thread keeps coming back.

9 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 14:16

>>8 is a Panda

10 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 15:16

Everybody would be much happier if >>9 didn't come back.

11 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 15:29

>>10 is a Panda

12 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 18:23

>>11 started another thread even though this one already existed.

13 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 19:17

>>12 wants to blow the poster over there, yonder by the bushes where wild rye grows

14 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 20:13

>>13
IS ONE UNLUCKY FUCKER BITCHSECS

15 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 20:20

>>14 wants to be the little bitch

16 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 20:59

unfortunately >>15 is not extinct yet.

17 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 21:36

Normally I don't pick on retards, but for >>16 I"ll make an exception!

18 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 21:43

>>17 thinks that toblerone chocolate bars are shipped in triangular trailers

19 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 22:37

>>18 often confuses toblerone bars and cat shit. Hilarity ensues.

20 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 07:18

>>19 never owned a single pair of mittens in his god-forsaken life.

21 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 08:56

>>20 couldn't even get a date with his right mitten.

22 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 12:36

>>21 always asks for dates with right mittens.

23 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 13:45

>>22 Prefers gloves. He's tentacle-obsessed.

24 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 17:09

>>23
is BITCHSECS

25 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 17:54

>>24 all the capslock in the world couldn't give >>24 an ounce of cool

26 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 18:49

>>25 is fusianasan

27 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 19:24

>>26 wants to be xenu when he grows up

28 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 20:25

>>27 was a volcano in a past life

29 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 22:51

>>28 IS OKAMA

30 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 22:51

>>28 IS OKAMA

31 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 00:26

>>30

Is itchy trigger finger.

32 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 00:29

>>30 is a panda

33 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 08:23

>>32 Pa Pa Panda!

34 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 13:44

>>33 isn't even worth thinking up a new insult for

35 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 14:18

>>34 isn't even a Panda

36 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 15:18

>>35 is hard ghey panda

37 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 16:30

>>36 put the art in retarted

38 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 16:39

>>37
put the dumb in stupid dumbfuck

39 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 20:07

>>38 is a ***tard.

40 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 22:13

>>39 ****s his own ****

41 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 00:08

>>40 **** my ******* ***

42 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 01:22

>>41 is a communist censor

43 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 03:59

>>42 likes to wear pink.

44 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 06:37

>>43 is uncomfortable with his own femininity.

45 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 07:13

>>44 is in touch with his femininity since after the gender-operation. It's been five years now, and you can let go, in fact you should. It won't fall of.

46 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 13:26

>>45 misspelled "off"

47 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 14:51

think you're ofensive huh?

48 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 15:04

>>47 attempts to affect a casual style of conversation, but fails because his language skills don't even reach that far.

49 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 16:19

>>48 can't dance

50 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 17:18

>>50 is a dancing fool, only without the 'dancing'.

51 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 19:53

>>50 is the kind to throw stones in a glass house

52 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 19:59

>>51 has lost the will to live, but keeps on living anyway.

53 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 21:12

>>52 fills a much needed gap.

54 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 08:13

>>53
Can not fill in any kind of void, for he is a void in himself.

55 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 12:30

>>54 couldn't even fill one of those little paper cups the dentists give you when its rinsing time.

56 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 16:49

the dentist never asks >>55 to rinse. only to shower

57 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 16:52

>>57 loves it when he dentist gives him a "root canal."

58 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 17:27

>>56 is a Panda

59 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 19:12

>>58 Can't count

>>57 mistook this for another thread.

>>59 sucks ass and fails at this thread too.

60 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 23:27

>>59 thinks and doesn't feel. he cannot be tansinn

61 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 15:06

>>60 doesn't think or feel, making him a panda.

62 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 15:41

>>60 doesn't Pa Pa Panda!

63 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4598 12:00

>>62 has trained his rectum to securely hold six bar of atmospheric pressure

64 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4598 18:02

>>63 has posted personal ads on Yahoo.

65 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4598 18:11

>>64 has answered every personal ad on Yahoo and still not gotten laid.

66 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4598 18:41

>>65 uses the bulk profile uploader on Google Romance

67 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 00:56

68 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 04:48

>>67 doesn't know the difference between an insult and a generous compliment. Eat mud, you braindead donkeyass!

69 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 06:56

>>68 trusts wikipedia to provide information

70 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 11:28

>>69 Forgot to include "accurate" before the word "information"

71 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 11:59

>>70 "uses" a "lot" of "quotes".

72 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 13:45

>>71 is a product of the American educational system, and has to use Spellcheck on every single fucking word he writes.

73 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 14:26

>>72 is a product of the Squeeks educational system

74 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 19:19

>>73 loves his Dragonball hentai!

75 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 22:08

>>74 loves his all-American Squeeks hentai!

76 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 22:19

>>75 is a third rate hentai artist

77 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 22:24

>>76 is an American hentai artist

78 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 23:24

>>77 masturbates to american hentai.

79 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4600 04:12

>>78 is Serenity

80 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4600 04:26

>>80 killed Wash

81 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4600 08:31

>>80 washed the stampede

82 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4600 20:14

>>81 killed Mr. Universe in the movie.

83 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4600 22:05

>>82 dry-humped Mr. Universe's love doll right next to his cold dead corpse.

84 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4600 22:25

>>83 fapped while watching >>82, and wished he was that corpse!

85 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 02:27

>>84 killed the thread with a crappy insult.

86 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 07:29

>>85 DID IT
>>85 KILLED THE MAGIC

87 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 12:36

>>86 likes to dwell on trivial details.

88 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 16:34

>>87 is a trivial detail

89 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 21:02

>>88 bought a 'family pack' of condoms and then wondered why it was empty

90 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 21:06

>>89 is an odd number

91 Name: Cyber Okama : 1993-09-4601 21:47

>>90 has an odd member (meaning PENIS)

93 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 22:13

>>92 Panda

94 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 22:43

>>93 furfag

95 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 03:30

>>94's hairy ass sags so much that it wipes clean the floor whereever he goes

96 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 04:04

>>95's hairy ass sags so much that it wipes clean the floor wherever he goes

97 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 09:57

>>96 believes that because of his condition, toiletpaper has become obsolete

98 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 10:13

>>96 believes that because of >>97's scat fetish, toilet paper is obsolete..and is correct!

99 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 10:54

>>98 watches so much porn, he gets spontaneous erections in elevators because of the similar music played there

100 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 11:30

>>99's post number is twice his IQ.

101 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 19:25

>>100 developed a trinary computer system which consists of the values 0, 1 and 11

102 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 13:56

>>101 developed an imaginary computer system which consists of the values 'furry' and 'buttsecks'

103 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 16:50

>>102 loves a good catchphrase and won't stop using them.

104 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 19:07

>>103 desu desu desu, etc

105 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 19:56

Both of >>104's eyes are saying go. What a fag!

106 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 21:23

>>105 is such a japanophile that he thinks everybody D'oh! everybody knows go is a boardgame!

107 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 21:53

>>106 is consistently beaten at Go by AI

108 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 22:18

>>107 consistenly beats his own cock for lack of a sex partner.

109 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 22:18

>>107 makes insults about chinese games

110 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 22:47

>>109 is insulted by chinese games

111 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 12:17

>>110 is world's greatest hikaru no go fanboy

112 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 14:43

>>111 offers every guy a white lily

113 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 17:03

>>112 danced while the piper played, but didn't pay the piper.

114 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 18:44

>>113 tried to make a reference to some culture thing in an insult, but nobody found out his source to insult him with

115 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 23:14

>>114 sells software and doesn't release the source code. What a fag!

116 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 23:57

>>115 believes "software wants to be free" means "I get all my software for free!"

117 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 04:14

>>116 works for a russian copy protection company

118 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 05:10

>>117 is a copy-protected russian.

119 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 08:53

>>118 is Ѕ„UѴҐҘҬ „`ҶςςҐѦ

120 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 09:01

>>119 wasted an hour typing that post in Character Map

121 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 09:38

>>120 is pretty fly, for a white guy

122 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 09:56

>>121 is a fag.

123 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 10:23

>>122 amazes me with a crazy and original insult

124 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 21:26

>>123 was actually offended by >>122's insult, which is just small fry. For a shite guy like you however, go on and stand up for your 'rights.'

125 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 21:47

>>124 was amazed at >>122's insult, and even wrote down notes by hand so he'd be able to refer to it the next time he had to insult someone.

126 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 02:17

>>125 talks too damn much.

127 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 09:24

>>126 tl;dr

128 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 11:21

>>127 sux

129 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 11:41

>>128 asdfasdfdas

130 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 11:45

>>129 can't even get 'fgsfds' right!

131 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 12:53

>>130 is completely lost and just doesn't realize it.

132 Name: yuri!KNs1o0VDv6 : 1993-09-4607 13:20

>>131
thinks WEPU9DSSDOFUC90VCX0V'SD /MNMFG/.DFMKIUXLV/K.N,D VXKDCN/K LN.,CZDSFIUY\.LZKU/HBSD/.LX7^*_)*&&&%^%%’^*_*

133 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 13:20

>>132 actually suffers from line noise

134 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 17:25

>>133 is line noise.

135 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 17:32

>>134 can't habeeb SHIT.

136 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 17:46

>>135 thinks "douche" is a witty insult.

137 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 18:09

>>136 is a douche.

138 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 19:58

>>137 thinks "douche" is a witty insult.

139 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 20:17

>>138 sucks dick like the rest of these wannabe 'insult the poster above you' posts.

140 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 20:28

>>140 fails at irony.

141 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 20:45

>>140 still uses "fail."

142 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 20:52

>>141 sure isn't a winner.

143 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 02:17

>>142 believes he was specially chosen to win a free Ipod.

144 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 04:45

>>143 bought an iPod.

145 Name: Secret Admirer : 1993-09-4608 05:51

>>144 is a blood belching vagina

146 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 07:43

>>145 is post-menopausal

147 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 08:07

>>146 luvs him sum obvious "insults"

148 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 18:52

>>147 robs this thread of its dignity.

149 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 19:05

>>148 makes vague rants about 'dignity' during the day, hires prositutes to dress him as an adult baby at night.

150 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 19:33

>>149 has a lot of first-hand experience regarding >>148's sexual fetish.

151 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 00:49

>>150 applied for the job but was rejected, several times, for bad diaper-waist coordination. It goes on the baby, you runt!!! - not on your own hairy ass!

152 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 05:40

>>151 was rejected from walmart

153 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 06:56

>>152 didn't know where to place the hamburger in mcdonalds' employee exam

154 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 11:28

>>153 sang "Ding Fries Are Done" all through the exam.

155 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 21:39

Nobody knows what >>154 is talking about. Not a new experience for him

156 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 22:26

>>155 discovered http://americanangst.com/dingfries.html about 800 years after everyone else had seen it and then emailed it to everyone in his Outlook contacts folder.

157 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 22:33

>>156 links to shitty sites on purpose

158 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 13:15

>>157 doesn't even know how to link a site.

159 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 14:11

>>158 isn't even interesting enough to insult.

160 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 22:07

>>159 is destined to die alone and friendless. Probably out in the desert somewhere.

161 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 01:23

>>160 will be shot in the back by people he thinks are his friends.

162 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 01:28

>>161

Has no friends to begin with.

163 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 02:58

>>162's only friend is the return key.

164 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 03:57

>>163 thinks that a 286 is teh most advanced computer to date

165 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 04:26

>>164 NEVER GAVE UP HIS PRECIOUS APPLE ] [

166 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4615 06:51

Plays the Phillips CD-i

167 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4615 06:51

>>165 Plays the Phillips CD-i

168 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4615 06:52

>>167 double-posts.

169 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4615 07:04

>>167 double-posts.

170 Name: Non Person : 1993-09-4615 12:20

>>169 is a kopipe

171 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 17:21

>>170 is a crackpipe

172 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 18:59

>>171 has got his hashpipe.

173 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 20:43

>>172 has his dickcheese

174 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 21:40

>>173 has Richard Cheese

175 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 03:47

>>174 wants sex with John Cleese

176 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 14:58

>>175 wants sex today with Graham Chapman

177 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 14:59

>>176 would settle for a blowjob from Terry Gilliam

178 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 16:21

>>177 ruins the joke for everyone because he always expects the Spanish Inquisition.

179 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 16:59

>>178 has been repeating that fucking spanish inquisition joke for the last 35 fucking years

180 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 21:53

>>179 quotes Hitch Hiker's Guide every chance he gets, and then he laughs at his own quote so everyone will know how funny he is.

181 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 22:09

Reading >>180's post is alot like being drunk.

182 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 23:01

>>181 asks a glass of water.

183 Name: Some Guy!ur6F5gR21E : 1993-09-4616 23:04

>>182

Sucks his own p3n0r after he has sex with a girl shitting diarrhea during the love-making

184 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 00:24

>>183 censors himself even in private.

185 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 01:34

>>184 said "private" and didn't censor it.

186 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 21:45

>>185 makes jokes nobody understands, and embarrases all his friends.

187 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 23:46

>>186 is really the only one who doesn't understand the jokes

188 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 01:04

>>187's life is a joke.

189 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 01:56

>>188's life is the punchline to a sick joke

190 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 06:01

>>189 IS a punchline

191 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 06:27

>>190 gets punched for cutting in line

192 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 06:27

>>190 gets punched for cutting in line

193 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 06:29

>>191-192 uses a shitty browser that double posts on 4-ch and is also a jisaku jien

194 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 07:15

>>193 can't appreciate posting in a legendary thread.

195 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4618 09:04

>>194 can't appreciate The Legend of Kage

196 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 14:15

>>195

Kage Musha!

197 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 23:58

>>196 is taking up too much space

198 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 00:25

>>197 eats food that could be better served to a useful person.

199 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 02:53

>>198 breathes too much, wasting valuable air

200 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4619 04:41

>>199

Doesn't breath Carbon Dioxide

201 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 21:38

>>200 is a waste of 200get

202 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 22:20

>>201 fowards e-mails about Columbine students years after they're dead.

203 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 22:22

>>202 is a dropout working as a school janitor.

>>202 is also the one who keeps writing bomb threats on the toilet paper.

204 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 22:22

>>202 forwards those very e-mails to the dead Columbine students.

205 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 22:24

Also, >>203 is a Columbine bully.

206 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 23:55

>>204-205 is too slow

207 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 06:56

>>206 can count his IQ with one hand

208 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4620 07:01

>>207 can't count his HANDS on one hand.

209 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 13:03

>>208 can't stop resurrecting old threads

210 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 13:12

>>208 tried to rape his hand, and failed.

211 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 13:14

>>210 was late because he raped >>208's hand before posting, just to show that it could be done.

212 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 14:23

>>211 doesn't know it, but his hands are cheating on him with a 46 year old hairy fatass

213 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 20:01

>>212 has never been cheated on because he's doomed to a single life forever.

214 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 20:29

>>213 sodomizes gomorrah

215 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 02:52

>>214 is a rabid bible thumper

216 Name: NOT Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 09:45

>>215 is a rabbit Bible humper.

217 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 10:15

>>216 is NOT a rabbit Bible humper.

218 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 17:40

>>216 and >>215 both capitalized 'Bible.'

219 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 20:34

>>218 does, too.

220 Name: My Sentences : 1993-09-4622 00:32

>>219 stole my sentences, God damn it. And I want them back, NOW.

221 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 08:47

I endow this sentence to the sordid ass of >>220

222 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 09:02

>>221 didn't make any sense

223 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 10:23

>>222 got the wrong damn sentences, and the wrong damn trousers.

224 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 10:31

>>223 is wearing >>222's underwear.

225 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 10:53

>>224 can tell by their scent.

226 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 13:34

>>223 would only mistake the scent of >>222's underwear for the odour >>224 gives off.

227 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 14:35

>>226 got so carried away insulting people, he forgot all about the one person who mattered the most.

228 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 22:39

>>227 is just jealous.

229 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 01:40

>>228 suffers erectile dysfunction. >>225 caused it.

230 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 03:04

>>229 is a devout Christian

231 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 06:44

>>230 is a feminist democrat.

232 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 13:28

>>227 just didn't have the attention span to understand a single statement.
>>231 is a suffragette fundamentalist

233 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 13:52

>>232 is >>226 and too much of a whiny cunt to admit his mistakes.

234 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 17:10

>>233 can bite me. Fuck you, >>233, fuck you!

235 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 17:17

>>234's mommas so ugly she gots to put a bag over yo haid in case de bag ovah her haid breaks

236 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 18:08

>>235 is a racist shithead

237 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 18:21

>>236 still thinks Stormtroopers were originally from Star Wars.

238 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 18:24

>>237 Wears low quality Star Wars cosplay.

239 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 18:53

>>238 still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, and Hard Gay!

240 Name: My Sentences : 1993-09-4623 22:44

>>239 believes in Yu-Gi-Oh!

241 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 00:02

>>240 believes in God, the grownups' version of Santa Claus.

242 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 00:18

>>241 believes his smug atheism makes him smarter, but it really just makes him insufferable.

243 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 01:21

>>242 is actually taking that atheist serious. A concept surpassing understanding can neither be unconditionally accepted, nor comletely refused. But just so you both know, atheism is a dumber belief than most others. Hard Gay! Hard Gay! Hard Gay! and the easterbunny!

244 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 04:32

>>243 is still sitting in a pumpkin patch, waiting for the
Great Pumpkin to appear.

245 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 05:17

>>244 smells like pumpkin

246 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 05:27

>>245 wishes they smelled like pumpkin.

247 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 05:34

>>246's fetish is pumpkin-scented feet.

248 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 07:22

>>247 doesn't even know what a fetish is.

249 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 12:40

I hope your nose will bite you

250 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 16:34

>>249 takes everything way too personally.

251 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 22:13

>>250 tried to trick a goat into consummating their relation, even though he'd been happily wedded to a duck for twenty years.

252 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 23:54

>>251 did a bunch of drugs, but thinks that's all right

253 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4625 18:12

>>252 is just pissed that >>251 stole his stash.

254 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4625 19:01

>>253 stole it back from >>251, and then forgot where he put it.

255 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4625 19:26

>>254 stole a dildo from his mother and knows exactly where he put it.

256 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4625 22:03

In >>255's ass.

257 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 00:34

>>236 is DON

258 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 00:52

>>257 failed out of second grade

259 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 01:19

>>258 didn't even make it past playschool

260 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 02:18

>>259 dropped out of school at the age of ten, 'cause all the teachers tried to player hate on him

261 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 03:26

>>260 hates the player, not the game.

262 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 03:36

>>261 is a pawn in the game

263 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 03:43

>>262 hates the playa AND the game.

264 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 07:24

>>263 has friends, that are too polite, to ask him to shower

265 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 10:54

>>264 doesn't have any friends at all, polite or impolite.

266 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 11:49

>>265 is a Panda

267 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 15:06

>>266 Pa pa-thetic!

268 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 16:12

>>267 did it wrong.

269 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 16:23

>>268 is the guy who keeps posting ">>xxx is a Panda"

270 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 16:30

>>269 seems to care who >>268 is in real life

271 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 17:00

>>270 is a rampaging shitcock who wouldn't know a good insult if it bit him in the ass.

272 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 18:24

>>271 was bitten in the ass by a good insult and knew it.

273 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 19:30

>>272 was fucked by daddy and liked it!

274 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 20:36

>>273 invented the "Clonepa" character.

275 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 21:03

>>275 Doesn't feel, thinks he can still be Tanasinn

276 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 13:48

>>274 is a lunix faggot

277 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 15:14

>>276 can't separate operating systems from sexuality

278 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 15:42

>>277 was the one who originally spelled Microsoft with the dollar sign.

279 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 15:50

>>278 thought "Microsquish" was the height of humor.

280 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 15:50

>>279 still thinks it's cool to spell it as "Windoze"

281 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 18:05

>>280 thinks the 'mac Flurry' is hybrid technology from Apple and the golden arch

282 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 18:32

>>281 thinks that Microsoft is actually highly advanced, and have created top-secret alternatives to everything, including eating.

283 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 19:47

>>282 still uses Windows 98

284 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 20:25

>>283 still uses System 9

285 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 21:32

>>276-284 all use muh dick

286 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4628 01:40

>>285 can only ever make jokes about his dick, because let's face it, nothing is more ridiculous.

287 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4628 03:38

>>286 still thinks that beat/internet time is cool

288 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4628 04:49

>>287 put his lucky rock in his shorts before butt-dropping onto the concrete.

289 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4628 16:52

which is very sensible. >>288 actually did a butt-dropping in quick-drying concrete without shorts on... incidentally this happened just before >>288 and his dick, as well as plenty of redundant skin, parted ways forever. That is also the moment that the exclamation 'RRRIiiip-YAAAAAAARRGGh!!!' was first heard.

290 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4628 23:22

>>289 thinks the public still likes epic tales.

291 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4628 23:27

>>290 thinks people still play Boggle.

292 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 00:38

>>291 has ADD and will get bored in 5 seconds if there are no explosions on a screen nearby

293 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 00:39

>>289 was just reminiscent about his own RRRIiiip-YAAAAAAARRGGh!!!''experience.
>>290 ownz at Boggle3D

294 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 00:41

>>292 is boring

295 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 00:43

>>285-294 are annoying.

296 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 04:36

>>295 still uses Red Hat Linux 6.4

297 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 10:22

>>296 still uses

298 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 11:23

>>297 has no use

299 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 18:57

>>298 was used

300 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 19:40

>>299 was abused

301 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 20:28

>>300's balls are fused

302 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 20:29

>>300 is no use to anyone

303 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 00:05

>>302 is pretty damned slow when you come to think about it.

304 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 01:39

>>303 has no balls

305 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 06:29

>>304 likes to watch Gigli

306 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 07:12

>>305 is a doo doo head

307 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 09:28

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308 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 09:34

>>307 didn't get the 1,000th post in the Squeeks thread.

309 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 09:43

>>307 ruined the 1,000th post in the Squeeks thread.

310 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 10:56

>>308
>>309
Different faggot.

311 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 13:29

310 idem

312 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 19:19

>>311 was too lazy to type out "idempotent"

313 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 20:37

>>312 is a frequent contributor to simple english wikipedia.

314 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 21:22

>>313 worships Richard Stallman

315 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 21:34

>>313 wants to grow up to be Eric S Raymond

316 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4631 02:07

>>312 its 'idem dito' you ignorant twat
>>315 tied a double knot in his intestines

317 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4631 04:47

>>316 uses GNAA/Lunix

318 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4631 08:33

>>317 didn't know that the witch-woman Jenka once had a brother, his name was Ballos.

319 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4631 09:44

>>318 did not use a [SPOILER ALERT]

320 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 04:06

>>319 is still recovering from SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!

321 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 04:08

>>320 WHAT?!?#?!?@?$? DUMBLEDORE DIES?!?!??#?! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

322 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 04:16

>>321 That old fag has had one foot in the grave since book two. Snape did him a favor by feeding him to the man-eating wallaby.

323 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 04:28

>>322 reads Harry Potter books

324 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 04:53

>>323 only reads unique, original and VERY MANLY AND EXCITING Tom Clancy bestsellers

325 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 12:10

>>324 reads picture books, with great difficulty.

326 Name: kyra : 1993-09-4632 18:46

I like >>325 as much as the next guy but its now turned into the FF7 of chans. No offense but these "POAST MOAR >>325 WALLPAPURS PLXKTHNXBAI!!11!1!1" threads are really getting annoying. It was great last year when there were a bunch of vectors made(ZOMG Original Content!) but now the only things left are constant reposts and low quality-low resolution rehashes. And for those that are going to reply with "GTFO trollfag!" I am not trolling out of hate; just out of frustration for the continuos repetition of the material posted.
Only stupid people reply to a thread "FUCK THIS SHIT! SAGE!" because they are expressing their hatred and thus provoking the OP into doing the very thing they hate like posting furry images, CP, the occasional "FF7 is better than FF6" comment, of >>325 reposts(this thread).

327 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 18:50

As usual, nobody knows what on Earth >>326 is ranting about.

328 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 19:22

what a very very witty and original post that was!

329 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 20:25

>>328 doesn't know how to reference earlier posts.

330 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 20:26

>>329 wouldn't even help his own grandmother reference an earlier post.

331 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 21:53

>>330 doesn't think his grandmother could handle FreeBSD, so he gave her a Mac instead.

332 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 04:02

>>331 doesn't even know that macs are just running FreeBSD with the proprietary Aqua window manager!

333 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 10:52

>>332 isn't even here.

334 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 15:43

nobody ever notices if >>333 is here or not.

335 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 16:58

Nobody cares if >>334 is here or not, but can't help notice the smell.

336 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 06:04

>>335 likes the smell way too much

337 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 08:30

>>336 has no sense of smell and has to taste everything instead

338 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 14:46

>>337 thinks 'al dente' is a flavour

339 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 14:56

>>338 Thinks Al Dente has a pizza shop.

340 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 14:36

>>339 totally sucks

341 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 15:19

>>340 smells like a subway toilet

342 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 15:51

>>341 drinks out of subway toilets

343 Name: Demian : 1993-09-4635 16:14

>>342 thinks he belongs to an elevated class of humanity. But really, he's just walking on his toes.

344 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 21:26

>>343 doesn't have toes.

345 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 22:29

>>344 doesn't use public transportation

346 Name: My Sentences!3pI2s8EqCA : 1993-09-4636 10:26

>>345 uses public transportation, but makes excuses in order to weasel out of paying full fare. What, is a dollar-fifty REALLY too much to ask!?

347 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 14:36

>>346's bit of wit is unmitigated shit, stupid git.

348 Name: : 1993-09-4636 18:13

>>347 is his own grandpa.

349 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 18:14

When people ask "What's your name", >>348 is clueless.

350 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 19:28

>>349 is some kind of faggot

351 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 19:35

>>350 is every kind of faggot

352 Name: My Sentences!3pI2s8EqCA : 1993-09-4636 20:19

Two for the price of one: >>351 and >>350 can't think of any creative insults, so they just call people faggots all the time. Incidentally, they're totally into Flock of Seagulls.

353 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 22:12

>>352
Tries to impress everyone by saying "so-and-so is a faggot" as verbosely as he can, and he's oblivious to the fact that half of his audience is asleep and the other half are playing games on their cell phones and PDAs.

354 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 00:15

>>353 sucks at minesweeper

355 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 05:58

>>354's greatest life achievement was to finally beat Freecell

356 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 11:39

>>355 cheats at solitare. Yet still manages to lose.

357 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 12:35

When people ask "What's your name", >>356 replies with "Squeeks".

358 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 17:58

>>357 asks random strangers "how do I shot web" and then giggles like a little school-girl.

359 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 18:01

>>358 falls for penny stock spam every time

360 Name: Brett Kavanaugh : 1993-09-4637 19:37

>>359, I take responsibility for that.

361 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 20:54

requesting explanation for >>357 if there is anything to it.

>>360 also takes responisbility for Y2K

362 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 22:19

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363 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 22:24

>>362 is living under a turd

364 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4638 01:16

>>363 answers questions candidly and directly, which is why he is so much less successful than Brett Kavanaugh.

365 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 10:40

Post making the implication that >>364 thinks this is the ITT we mix up the concept of every other thread thread.

366 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 17:12

>>365 still hopes to one day peek underneath princess peach's dresses

367 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 19:27

>366 is a member of Andy's inner circle, and as such, has had that honor.

368 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 21:22

>>367 fails at formatting.

369 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 23:17

>>368 fails at the game of Life

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371 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 01:03

>>370 has no fucking idea what's going on in this thread

372 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 15:01

>>371 fails at eating Life breakfast cereal

373 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 15:52

>>372 isn't man enough for Cap'n Crunch.

374 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 20:47

>>373 IS a real man. And he's going to face captain Crunch to make the world a better place

375 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 20:57

>>374 is in the fucking wrong thread.

376 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 21:37

>>375 is fucking up the wrong thread

377 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 00:04

>>376 couldn't even get laid in the right thread

378 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 21:21

>>377 doesn't know how many wieners there are in Vienna

379 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 02:09

>>378 loves this fucking university, and this university loves fucking >>378

380 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 05:40

>>379 stole my Maxim Gorki book because he wasn't getting any

381 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 11:09

>>380 stole >>379's Mapplethorpe book because he wasn't getting any.

382 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 11:39

>>381 stole >>380's insult because he wasn't getting any.

383 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 13:51

>>382 isn't getting any, and isn't doing anything about it.

384 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 14:40

>>383 got it in spades. We're talking about STDs rite?

385 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 19:24

>>384 is circumcised

386 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 23:29

When they circumcised >>385, the doctor was inconclusive after the operation on which part was the one that should be thrown away. >>385 was lucky. Otherwise, his foreskin would have posted here, but much better.

387 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4642 14:56

>>386 is tl;dr

388 Name: Cybek Okama : 1993-09-4642 18:08

>>387 brought a "present" from central Europe

389 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4642 18:09

>>388 wanted to be a tripfag, but was too stupid to figure out how to do it~~

390 Name: My name is Squeeks and ...!zJKIP9xQm6 : 1993-09-4642 18:23

>>389
>>390

Same person.

391 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4642 21:18

>>390 sees conspiracies everywhere, and won't shut the fuck up about 'em.

392 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4642 21:54

>>391 can't even see a beautiful insult when its right before his eyes. Learn to count, moron!

393 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 02:40

>>392 thinks shitty failed jokes are beautiful

394 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 06:40

>>393 is a fucking moron.

395 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 14:58

>>394 is a mucking foreigner.

396 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 17:54

>>396 needs to murk loar

397 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 21:06

>>396 insulted himself, seeing as nobody else would ever stoop so low as to pay attention to him.

398 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 23:58

Even >>397 acknowledges he's a nobody

399 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 00:52

>>398
Acknowledged the nobody.

400 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 02:09

>>399 smells like 400 lbs. of deep fried dogshit.

401 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 02:32

>>400 is slowly working on eating >>399

402 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 02:34

>>401 wishes he was getting eaten by >>400

403 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 02:40

>>402 is waiting for leftovers

404 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4644 04:42

>>403 is waiting to exhale.

405 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 07:57

>>404 thought disallowing posting in /niche was a fucking splendid idea

406 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 08:18

>>405 's Method was not allowed.

407 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 10:39

>>406 thinks "Kusomiso technique" the the instant his eyes see the word "Method". The information doesn't even travel down his optic nerve first.

408 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 11:34

>>407 has an unhealthy obsession with Japanese gay porn manga

409 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 11:42

>>408 , being a cock straddling queer, is on the ball today.

410 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 18:44

>>409 has deep seated issues regarding his sexuality, sadly lacks the necessary skills to come to terms with them and therefor will end up being hand-balled in rest stops when he's 40.

411 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 22:39

>>410 attended a summer community college course on psychology and now feels qualified to analyze >>409 's problems.

412 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 00:23

>>411 is an incorrigible punster, and should not be incorriged.

413 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 17:00

Reacting to >>411 would be an insult to myself. So I don't

414 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 17:31

>>413 is JISAKU JIEN

415 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 20:35

>>414
Wapanese.

416 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 20:55

>>415
American

417 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 21:24

>>416

is just plain fucking stupid for not realizing American Superiority.

418 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 21:37

>>417 is, statistically speaking, an idiot for either voting for Bush in 2004 or failing to vote.

419 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 06:29

>>418 is, heuristically speaking, a stupid dumbshit asshole

420 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 06:42

>>419 is, anatomically speaking, a small man.

421 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 07:11

>>420 is, literally speaking, a "big fat fatty-fatso."

422 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 07:46

>>421 is, generally speaking, so unremarkable he might as well not exist

423 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 10:40

>>422 is, figuratively speaking, a nice guy

424 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 12:59

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425 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 16:38

>>424 came from VIP

426 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 17:52

In time, regardless of his grandeur, every man's name will eventually disappear from the memories of his kin after he dies.

>>425's death won't even be noticed by his children, should he ever be able to spawn some.

427 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 17:22

>>426 wastes time posting on /dqn/

428 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 18:06

You, >>427, are a waste of life. You should never have been born and every waking moment that you are breathing is spent causing others pain. I hate you. I hate your guts. You sicken and disturb me to no end. I cannot fathom why anyone would ever want to be around you. I don't even see how your parents put up with you. God, what a selfish asshole. >>427, do me a favor and fuck off and die. The world would be better off without you taxing us of our patience.

I'll never forget what you did to me, >>427.

429 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 18:33

Even though I wholeheartedly agree with >>428 on his evaluation of >>427, I think he should realize that he sees >>427 in the eyes every morning after washing his face, looking in the mirror.

430 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4648 14:37

>>429 oh god I don't know, words don't even begin to describe how horrible >>429 is. I just can't even say anything sufficient

431 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4648 15:18

>>430 couldn't handle himself inside a Yoshinoya even with a taste for green onions.

432 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4648 15:58

>>431 couldn't nail an insult even with the /super/ nailgun. That's right. Number 5, bitch.

433 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4649 02:14

>>432 sucks at counterstrike

434 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4649 02:49

>>433 sucks in a universal but non-specific way.

435 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4649 12:46

>>434 is still trying to install the internet on his harddisk

436 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 00:39

>>435's base are all belong to Cats.

437 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 02:47

>>436 piloted a 'zig' and failed

438 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... !DqnSUX774A : 1993-09-4650 04:33

>>437 Does not know what he doing.

439 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 06:26

>>438 was on the way to destruction, but got lost and wound up in /DQN/

440 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 01:10

>>439 Can do anything for great justice, has to settle for average justice.

441 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 14:34

>>440 is the reason DQN is dying

442 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 17:42

>>441 is a Panda

443 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 18:25

>>442 is coming on RAFTS OF THE DEAD.

444 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 18:47

>>443 fell off a RAFT OF THE DEAD once and hit his head on the LUXURY CRUISELINER OF THE DEAD.

445 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 21:23

>>444 is 16

446 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 23:12

>>445 failed to check himself, will most likely wreck himself

447 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4652 02:00

>>446 is illiterate. He got his little sister to post for him, and even SHE thought the comment was infantile.

448 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 06:36

>>447 is trying to lure >>446's little sister into his white van with promises of candy.

449 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 09:36

>>448 ate all the candy himself, like the big fattie that he is!

450 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 15:43

>>449 loves the fatties.

451 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 18:34

>>450 loves the cock.

452 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 18:47

>>451 is unable to love due to deep-rooted psychological issues

453 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 19:42

>>452 is naked and petrified but will never know the feel of being covered in hot grits

454 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4654 00:02

It pains me to insult the guy who makes it so easy to be mocked.
I'm sure that it pains many trees when they realize their supply of oxygen also sustains >>453.

455 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4654 00:29

>>454 doesn't realize that trees inhale carbon dioxide.

456 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4654 00:50

>>455 found out about wikipedia last week. Now every time he talks, he try to get us to care about some random factoid he picked up there.

457 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4654 02:53

>>456 was too cool for school. This by the very rudimentary vocabulary and sentence structure which he is able to use to express himself.

458 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4654 03:05

>>457 is frequently gets lost in his own pretentiousness!

459 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4654 04:57

>>458 posts whiny topics about not being able to talk to girls at Love and Romance.

460 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4654 09:07

>>459 doesn't have that problem. Your problem is that once you've talked to a girl, for some reason you never get to talk to her again ?!

461 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4654 10:28

>>460 doesn't realise that only happens to him. Is clueless why that would be.

462 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4654 11:50

>>461 can only insult by rephrasing insults from others. Too english crappy writes he.

463 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4654 15:45

after around 1500 insults, >>462 still doesn't realize that the best insult is ">>462 is a fucking asshole"

464 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4654 19:32

>>463 is a shitbreathing asspocket.

465 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4654 19:33

>>462 is a grammar nazi, who favours outmoded prescriptive methods of language teaching.

466 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4654 19:34

>>465 is both a linguistics geek and way too slow.

467 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4654 20:04

>>466 is a stinking pile of buffalo shit upwind of the rest of the internet.

468 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4654 21:27

>>467 is an unthinking drone who enthusiastically and unquestioningly swallows whatever shit they say on TV.

469 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4654 22:06

>>467 bu-n!

470 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4654 22:10

>>469 clearly has spinal fluid where his brain should be, as his post indicates he couldn't get a clue if he doused himself in clue musk and performed the clue mating dance during clue season.

471 Name: !!JJYYs87i : 1993-09-4655 00:40

>>470 isn't cool. Cool people use tripcodes and secure tripcodes.

472 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 04:05

>>471 is a deluded tripcode addict who can't stand the idea that someone might not care if his post is in fact his.

473 Name: Yay!J2sprLV9fQ!!JJYYs87i : 1993-09-4655 09:10

mimi cake!

474 Name: ¼“ñ“ñ“ñ( ß ƒŽß)“ñ“ñ“ñ½!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4655 10:01

>>473 has been banned.

475 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 10:59

>>474 thinks a pseudoban is an insult.

476 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 12:14

>>475 returned from the dead, but smells like the dead also.

477 Name: Yay!J2sprLV9fQ!!JJYYs87i : 1993-09-4655 16:38

>>476's basement is infested with rats, termites, 4chan users, and other vermin.

478 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 18:53

>>477 actually thinks 4ch = 4chan

479 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 01:25

>>478 actually thinks otherwise, even though there is no difference in practise.

481 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 10:57

Let's everybody pretend >>480 is really cool. Just this once. Once in a lifetime.

482 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 17:10

>>481 has yet to realise that this thread is not "ITT we project our own insecurities onto the poster above us".

483 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 18:22

>>482 is barely worth the effort.

484 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4656 22:17

>>483 is the reason Adult Swim sucks.

485 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 02:40

>>484 watches television

486 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 06:13

>>485 thinks that "boycotting" television makes him cool.

487 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 10:41

>>486 "cots boys"

488 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 11:41

>>487 is a coy bot

489 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 15:23

>>488 is a robot

490 Name: ¼“ñ“ñ“ñi OƒÖOj“ñ“ñ“ñ½!DqnSUX774A : 1993-09-4657 18:48

>>489 is a koi fisher is the reason many japinese gardens close.

491 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 14:17

>>490 never thought anal sex was so intrusive

492 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 14:48

>>491 could have described the procedure in great detail.

493 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 20:10

>>492 would have listened intently

494 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 21:50

>>493 would have taken notes, and then masturbated to the notes in a McDonalds restroom.

495 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 06:40

>>494 knows the only thing to masturbate to in a McDonald's restroom is that sexy Hamburglar.

496 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 20:46

i came into >>495's big mac

497 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 00:49

>>497's post sucked so horrifically bad that it pains me to talk about him in order to get this thread back

498 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 00:52

>>497 has low self opinion

499 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 03:24

>>498 was molested by a guidance counselor.

500 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4665 04:22

>>499 didn't get 500GET.

501 Name: Yay!J2sprLV9fQ!!JJYYs87i : 1993-09-4665 07:40

>>500 Wasted 500GET!

502 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 08:46

>>501 is an insecure secure-tripfag

503 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 08:52

>>502's post sucks.

504 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 09:53

>>503 sucks.

505 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 11:53

>>504 is angry >>503 didn't suck him!

506 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 12:43

>>505 smells like poop.

507 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 18:39

and >>506 is another re-turd

508 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 18:47

>>507, being a cab driver driving Will Smith to Bel-Air, smells so bad that Will Smith got out and said "Smell you later!"

509 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 19:33

>>508 wants to get ideas from other threds so he gets chased by me in super pursuit mode.

510 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 22:31

>>509 started the THREAD

511 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 22:32

>>510 fails again, to absolutely no-ones' surprise.

512 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 06:19

>>511 doesn't actually know that >>510 is right.

513 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 17:59

>>512 is actually Hellbent! Hellbent for Leather!

514 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 18:28

515 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 19:52

>>514 is already a member.

516 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 06:30

>>515 is already an affiliate.

517 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 08:04

@@@@@@@ ÈQÈ
@@@@@@@i@ಠÍಠj@@ Sucks ass like the rest of those
@@@@@@@i@@@@‚Á-~ people insulting the above poster.

518 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 11:22

>>517 is a young member of martijn

519 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 12:24

>>518 is the Grand Old Man of Dutch pro-pedo movement.

520 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 11:46

The golden arch was modeled after >>519's ears

521 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 15:26

>>520 got aids from eating his lover's feces

522 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 16:15

>>521 donated, but got banned from the site

523 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 17:21

>>522 is a Panda

524 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 17:56

>>523 resurrects long-dead shitty memes to distract himself from the fact that his life is meaningless and will never get any better than this.

525 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 18:00

>>523 thinks he can impress with his DQN-seniority

526 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 18:02

>>524 and >>525 receive nothing but mockery in their AdultFriendFinder accounts.

527 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 18:21

>>526 is just bitter because he was banned from AdultFriendFinder for being underage.

528 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 18:27

>>527 only wants to find underage "friends"

529 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 18:29

>>529 only has an imaginary friend.

530 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 18:47

>>529 couldn't even seduce his imaginary friend

531 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 18:59

>>530 Is hated by his imaginary friend.

532 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 19:31

>>531 attempted to kill his imaginary friend and was arrested for firing a handgun into a crowd seemingly at random.

533 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 20:36

>>532 misfires. Constantly.

534 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 20:52

>>532's imaginary friend is a Panda

535 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 21:30

>>534 rides the short bus because of his slowness.

536 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 22:30

>>535 rides the slow bus because of his shortness

537 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 06:14

>>536 likes to brag about his jobtitle at the Akzo Nobel company: Senior assistant to the floormanager of lavatory-rinsing for the fourth floor.

538 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 14:56

>>537 doesn't know what succinct means.

539 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 16:15

>>538 thinks a phat vocab makes him the beezy

540 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 18:05

>>539 thinks 'vocab' is a word.

541 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 18:14

>>540 neglects far more detestable words such as 'beezy' in favour of 'vocab', no doubt from a microscopic attention span and penis size. Like how I just slipped that one in there? Shame you can never do that,

542 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 18:19

>>541 has no idea how to end a sentence.

543 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 18:24

>>542 is a sheepfucker with an udder fetish

544 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 19:20

>>542 and >>543 are like peanut butter and ham jelly.

545 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 19:25

>>544 keeps creating insult threads.

546 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 22:15

>>544 likes Stephen King

547 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 22:21

>>546 doesn't know how to play.

548 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 03:31

>>547 is captain orifice

549 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 16:28

>>548 is private orifice.

550 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 17:01

>>549 is public orifice

551 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 18:16

>>550 doesn't even have a orifice, just a cubicle.

552 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 18:19

>>551's wit shows a big gaping hole when it comes to officious curibicles

553 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 19:59

>>552 was probably thinking of goatse.cx when he posted.

554 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 20:38

>>553 thinks he is an arbiter of good taste, yet he uses 1146253014810.jpg as his computer wallpaper. What a sicko!

555 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 00:17

>>554 is an obsessive stalker

556 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 00:54

>>555 did not comment on 555GET. What a loser!

557 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 00:54

>555 is Scottish.

558 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 00:56

Not only was >>557 just a tiny bit too slow, he also considers "Scottish" a dirty word.

559 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 01:04

>>558 was too much of a pussy to make fun of >>557's shoddy quoting skills.

560 Name: ¼“ñ“ñ“ñ [valium] “ñ“ñ“ñ½ : 1993-09-4674 01:15

Excuse for my insult, >>559, but I do not have money to buy meal for my children. Forgive me please.

561 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 06:17

>>560 made my job way too easy.

562 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 08:36

>>561 talked the talk and borked the walk

563 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 12:01

>>562 bought a child from >>560's poor ass.

564 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 14:30

>>563 sodomised said child

565 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 15:46

>>564 wished >>563 sodomized him instead of said child.

566 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 16:48

>>566 knows all that because he frequently visits shady darkrooms

567 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 16:52

>>566 is apparently emo.

568 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 18:03

>>567 doesn't like cheese, the stupid fuck.

569 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 19:11

>>568 actually likes stupidly fucking cheese.

570 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 21:43

>>569 once fucked a wheel of cheddar.

571 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 21:55

>>570 is Al Gore

572 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 22:14

>>571 likes destroying the envrironment.

573 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 22:19

>>572 likes destroying the environment

574 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 22:58

>>573 is a tree-hugging hippie.

575 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 23:29

>>574 is a penguin-hugging computer nerd hippie.

576 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 05:32

>>575 cried watching march of the penguins

577 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 06:20

>>576 is a penguin

578 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 06:22

>>577 Pe Pe Penguin!

579 Name: NotTripcodeAnymore!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4675 10:30

>>578 is a penguin from Pen Pen TriIcelon.

580 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 11:17

>>579 is Tux.

581 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 11:55

>>580 is racist

582 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 12:19

>>581 is not a racist, and some of his best friends are niggers!

583 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 12:20

>>582 is really a racist

584 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 13:01

>>583 Fakes it unconvincingly.

585 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 19:21

>>584 is a slobberknocker.

586 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 19:29

>>585
gives crap head

587 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 20:25

>>586 has multi-line fetish like most posters around.

588 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 21:14

>>587
can't find the 'return' key.

589 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 22:27

>>588 uses an inferior Eurotrash keyboard that's stuck in the 90s, still saying "Return" instead of the more logical "Enter."

590 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 22:46

>>589 Is a noob, whereas >>588 is old skool.

>>588&>>590 = the same GET

591 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 22:46

>>589 feels superior because he can type 55 WPM with the DVORAK layout

592 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 23:10

>>591 was also late for his Prom because of spending time on DQN

593 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 23:30

>>592
Is a wap and a virgin.

594 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 00:45

>>593 is so weeaboo, he shits kawaiiness ^_^

595 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 05:06

>>594 is so /b/tard, he'll suck your cock.

596 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 05:07

>>595 will suck it despite not being a /b/tard.

597 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 10:08

>>596 captured the hearts of the people only to form a heartless dictatorship.

598 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 19:53

Which makes perfect sense, you moron. Seriously, you're so brainless not even a desperate zombie would consider you.

599 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 21:13

>>598 is so fucking dense that he doesn't even realize that all these insults are in fact quite asides to a compatriot about the previous poster. Some times, elbowing is used for emphasis.

600 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 22:42

>>599 (600get) makes no sense (you moron.) The rest of >>598 still applies to you though.

601 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 01:47

The hole in the ozone layer? >>600's love of burritos and chronic gas caused it.

602 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 03:29

>>601 hates kittens and bacon cheeseburgers and shit like that!

603 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 03:46

>>602 is a dirty mitten-hater

604 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 03:58

>>603 is a dirty mitten-lover

605 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 08:04

>>604 is a soiled mitten

606 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 08:48

>>605 soiled >>604

607 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 08:59

>>606 soiled >>607

608 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 09:27

>>607 soiled himself without any help

609 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 09:46

>>608 helped >>607 soil himself.

610 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 11:57

>>607 till >>609 helped lowering the level ot this thread below the soil

611 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 13:06

>>610 is illiterate

612 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 16:28

>>611 is illegitimate

613 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 17:01

>>612 is illin' instead of chillin'.

614 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 20:36

>>613 is insultin' instead of contributing to other threads.

615 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 00:44

>>614 made sure that War... War never changes.

616 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 01:41

>>615 is paedophile

617 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 03:14

>>616 is afraid of indefinite articles.

618 Name: NotTripcodeAnymore!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4679 09:03

>>617 is afraid of Wikipedia articles.

619 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 11:23

>>618 is afraid of his testicles

620 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 14:55

>>619 is afraid of his father's testicles.

621 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 21:42

>>620 is stupid. hahahahaha

622 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4681 07:04

>>621 has an original insult

623 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4681 15:23

>>622 has an unoriginal insult

624 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4681 19:03

>>623 is washed-up in this town! His career is show business is over! It's over for you, Johnny! Vaudeville's dead and you're the tombstone marking the grave, you hack!

625 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4681 21:43

>>624 puts too much effort into his posts.

626 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 00:08

>>625 doesn't put in enough effort.

627 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 00:44

628 Name: 1 : 1993-09-4682 01:58

629 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 09:02

>>628 underflows the buffer of humanity

630 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 15:22

>>629 his penis is small

631 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 19:44

>>631 has a huge penis, >>629, on the other hand, secretly hides his size out of shame and points out others shortcomings.

632 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 21:19

>>631 is obviously numberblind. Probably he was the only one who was ever happy about his math grades

633 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 23:16

634 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4683 01:52

>>633 is a Panda

635 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4683 02:11

>>634 is Hiten Pandya

636 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4690 23:49

>>635 resembles a very ugly Eleanor Roosevelt.

637 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4691 09:53

638 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4691 11:36

with that stupid prediction you make yourself very very vulnerable to insult. Its so sad that I cant be bothered

639 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4691 19:39

>>638 doesn't know how to use the Internet.

640 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4692 00:43

I would mock >>639, but the challenge is gone.

641 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4692 07:28

>>640 wants to grow up to be a HUGE fag

642 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4692 12:08

>>641 hopes >>640 will grow actually grow up to be a huge fag. When that day comes, his little brown star will surely be dominantly impaled by >>640.

643 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 01:33

>>642 invented the Chuck Norris meme.

644 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 03:13

00111110 00111110 00110110 00110100 00110011 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01101001 01100100 01101001 01101111 01110100

645 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 05:28

>>644 puts spaces in his binary.

646 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 06:31

647 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 07:40

>>646 is a mime with a lisp.

648 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 08:54

>>647 has penis breath

649 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 11:36

>>648 wished he had penis breath

650 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 21:09

>>649's mom has penis breath.

651 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 00:13

>>650's dad has sperm breath

652 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 07:12

>>650 Has sperm

653 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 09:36

>>652 is jealous of >>650's spunk

654 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 12:09

>>653's spunk smells like vanilla

655 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 13:55

>>654's butthole smells like vanilla too. The exact causal relation between >>653 and >>654's scented bodyparts is unknown as of yet.

656 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 17:34

>>655 likes to sniff other people's buttholes

657 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 17:51

>>656 likes to sniff other people's penises

658 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 19:02

>>657 is one of those people in loose dirty jeans and a nondescript colour shirt who approach you in the park with "excuzzezz, Coud I azzk you a quezzzion??"

And he likes to sniff

659 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 19:54

>>658 is one of those people who watches people in loose dirty jeans ask questions.

660 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 19:58

>>658 is an okay guy.

661 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 00:44

>>660 is an antichrist.

662 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 09:41

>>661 is none other than Mild Discomfort, the fifth horseman of the Apocalypse

663 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 10:15

>>662 is Bog Hunter, the original applicant for the third horseman but who was too busy chasing little boys and missed the audition.

664 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 10:34

>>663 still waits for a response to his solicitations for a menial job at Hogwarts.

665 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 12:25

>>664 lives in a fantasy world of wizards and pedophiles

666 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 13:33

>>665 still thinks "I put on my robe and wizard hat" is funny.

667 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 15:50

>>666 can't even manage a properly satanic reply when getting 666.

668 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 22:05

>>667 Has completely warped and unrealistic expectation, as well as a remarkable lack of book learning - the true number of the beast is 616. Absolutely inexcusable ignorance.

669 Name: : 1993-09-4695 22:35

>>616 can't even manage a properly satanic reply when getting 616.

670 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 23:04

Unsuspecting visitor, if you read back what has been posted here, you will find a lot of morons

671 Name: NotTripcodeAnymore!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4696 19:44

>>670 can't even understand as simple a topic concept as this.

672 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 20:43

>>671 just doesn't get it...why are there so many little kids like him on the net?

673 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 08:54

>>672 is acutally >>6072 from the future, a future which he fucked up in a fairly nonspecific way.

674 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 11:46

>>673 Is a dunce, as evidenced by his inability to insult the above poster with any strength, as well as his poor spelling.

675 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 18:01

>>674 wastes his energies on useless things

676 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 19:13

>>675 is a zombie waitress from the future

677 Name: : 1993-09-4697 19:37

>>676 is a biped

678 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 20:40

>>677 hasn't really wrapped his 2-volt brain around the concept of insulting someone else yet.

679 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 22:22

>>678's brain has always been a perfect conductor. In other words, there has never been potential in his head. just like the person himself

680 Name: : 1993-09-4697 22:44

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681 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 22:56

>>678 would be a HEUG fag had his growth not been stunted by too much caffiene at a crucial point in his development

682 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 22:57

>>681 was far too slow to post.

683 Name: : 1993-09-4697 23:12

>>682 does not have nekomimi

684 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 00:57

>>682 is not nekomimi

685 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4702 20:46

>>684 can't count and has a fucked up idea about insults.

go to your mother and say "please, try again."

686 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4703 03:04

>>685 grew up in the loving family of two fathers and a gerbil

687 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4703 04:57

>>686
Is a PC

688 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4703 16:19

>>687
still uses MS-DOS

689 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4703 16:20

>>687 is an NPC

690 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4703 16:26

>>689 is that character that's playable but nobody plays him

691 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4703 16:28

>>690 visits pax-tsukuru

692 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4703 16:42

>>691 tried to affiliate with the pax-tsukuru.

693 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4704 00:31

>>692 had sex with my mom and did not clean the sheets afterwards i;L„DMj

694 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4704 04:05

>>693 ƒ° (ß„Dß;j uses a LOT „ª(ßÍß)„ª(Íß )„ª(ß@ )„ª(@@)„ª(@@)„ª(@ ß)„ª( ßÍ)„ª(ßÍß)„ª of jap ...Y(ߤß*)–G‚¦ smilies (L?ƒÖ?M) because he wants to be the i@LT`j COOL GUY on (=߃Öß) THE INTERNET “Ê(PŽMP”)

695 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4704 04:25

>>694 forgot the _ in i@L_T`j

696 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4704 06:06

>>695 's weeaboo is showing

697 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4704 06:07

>>696's weeaboo is mysteriously absent.

698 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4704 07:09

>>697's insult is unseemly gentle.

699 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4704 08:58

>>698 is Kammo.

700 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4704 10:15

>>699 is a Panda

701 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4704 13:06

>>700 is a pedo

702 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4704 16:05

>>701 is a loli

703 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4704 16:48

>>702 is a multi user entity that doesn't forgive

704 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4704 17:36

>>703 is a Multiple Intelligence Yggdrasil Unit

705 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4704 18:12

>>704 is a dwarf

706 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4704 19:42

>>705 is still searching for lost rogia

707 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4704 19:55

>>706 IS Lost Rogia

708 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4704 21:24

>>707 lost me

709 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4704 21:32

>>708 couldn't tell the difference between being stuck in his ass or a hole in the ground.

710 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4704 21:56

>>709 has a fucked up sense of grammar or is just a plain incoherently muttering geek

711 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4704 22:13

>>710 is speaking of himself again

712 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 00:19

>>712 Is a jerk, oh wait that's me!

713 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 07:27

>>712 Takes all the fun out of this sort of thing.

714 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 07:53

>>713 is moldy

715 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 14:15

>>714 has a mold fettish

716 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 14:59

>>715 is mold

717 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 15:03

>>716 is old

718 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 16:00

>>717 posts in this thread every day.

719 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 19:09

>>718 doesn't know what it feels like to be the little girl

720 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 22:27

>>719 thinks he should recommend that feeling to everyone

721 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 00:40

>>1-720 are idiots

722 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 01:43

>>721
is don

723 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 01:45

724 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 01:47

>>722 ±Â„ª„ª„ª„ª¼iß„Dß;¼Ü`‚„ª„ª„ª„ª²

725 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 09:40

>>724 is kon

727 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 15:31

>>726 is a wannabe VIPSTAR

728 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 17:36

>>727 is an avaition relic.

729 Name: Brausetab, Bruce : 1993-09-4706 18:39

Das ist der Wahrheit :Q

730 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 18:58

in the ugly witch's house where >>727 lives in a dark cupboard, >>728 is the foulmouthed other flying broom, but much more rundown and neglected than >>727, and he is confined to the smelly, decrepid old shed outside. As he/it is wildly manic, we'll just forgive it its lousy spelling.

731 Name: 730 : 1993-09-4706 21:25

das ist DIE Wahrheit, >>729, du Deppcheff!!

732 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 21:29

(EÍE) >>730 doesn't know what life was like before the internet

733 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 23:29

>>732 is the same person

734 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 23:37

>>1-1000 are idiots

735 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 00:13

>>734 states the obvious way too often and doesn't realize how much his friends hate it when he does.

736 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 01:45

( ß -ß) >>735 hates mittens...

737 Name: ¼“ñ“ñ“ñ<˜¤MÍL>“ñ“ñ“ñ½ : 1993-09-4707 02:11

<˜¤MÍL> >>736 hates kittens, even though they are delicious, nida.

738 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 03:35

( ß ƒŽß) >>737 is a faggot!

739 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 03:46

>>738 has repressed homosexual feelings.

740 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 03:50

>>738
is so original that i must take notes

741 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 06:36

>>738 is a HUEG Faggot, but not near as queer as >>740!

742 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 07:05

>>741 is a crossdressing bananaboat

743 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 07:29

When >>742 woke up this morning he said, ">>742, you're not going to lick those windows today".

744 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 07:39

>>743 can never remember what comes after "don't think"

745 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 09:33

and that's when >>743 takes him in the brown star

746 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 10:05

>>745 's head is filled with naught but scatological thoughts.

747 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 11:26

>>746's post has internal rhyming, synchronous to his intestinal chiming.

748 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 11:37

>>747 is an aspiring artist destined to be ignored by society forever. His works will be discovered hundreds of years after his death and will be immediately discarded as worthless garbage.

749 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 20:03

in the ugly witch's house, >>748 is the talkative parrot in the dented cage hanging next to the black and white tv. Unfortunately he only knows one sentence which he repeats ad nauseam.

750 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 20:08

>>749's weeaboo is showing

751 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 20:11

>>750 is a dick, but amazingly enough does not have one.

752 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 23:23

>>751 is insulting girls again

753 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 02:04

>>752 seems to think he'll finally get a little action if he defends random girls on the internet

754 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 02:40

>>753 has insulted a Panda once

755 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 03:00

>>754 Does not think the pandas must die.
Corky and The Juice Pigs - The Pandas must Die

756 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 04:11

>>755 listens to Corky and The Juice Pigs

757 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 12:44

>>756 is so dense that his head is constantly at risk of nuclear fusion

758 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 16:42

>>757 Has nothing but air between his ears.

759 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 18:33

| È
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760 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 20:37

>>759 only pretends to be a doctor.
Also, >>744 has yet to be properly insulted.

761 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 22:12

>>760
t(-_-t)

762 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4709 01:11

>>761 didn't have the courage to insult, so he made the little guy do it.

763 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4709 07:26

>>762 Is the little guy, if you know what I mean...

764 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4709 07:41

>>763 loves "little guys", if you know what I mean...

765 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4709 08:20

>>764 is a plus-size size queen

766 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4709 12:04

>>765 is a bbm (big beautiful male)

767 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4709 12:39

>>766 overdosed on rainbows and fresh-baked bread. There's nothing more we can do.

768 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 01:42

>>767 is a rainbow Panda

769 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 04:39

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770 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 04:39

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771 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 16:02

>>770 actually thinks he is writing in 'trinary' language with the values 0, 1 and 10.

772 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 16:02

>>769,>>770 is a computer

773 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 17:00

>>772's computer wallpapaer is a Panda

774 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 17:20

>>773's computer wallpaper is guro

775 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 17:26

>>774 wishes he knew how to change his computer wallpaper

776 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 17:55

>>775 once changed his computer wallpaper. There are still scratchmarks and gluespots on his screen.

777 Name: LOLIHAET TRIPCODE!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4711 21:03

>>776 doesn't have lucky 777 like I do!

778 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 22:29

>>777 needs all the luck hie can get, what with being a tripfag and all....

779 Name: penis : 1993-09-4711 22:52

fuck you lawl

780 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4712 01:18

>>779 Fails in everyway possible.
>>778 Needs to learn how to type "he".

781 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4718 22:10

>>780 made all the song threads

782 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4718 23:46

>>781 fails in all the dong threads

783 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4719 01:08

>>782 fails in quoting others

784 Name: Spicay : 1993-09-4719 02:03

>>783 fails for using fail.

785 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4719 02:51

>>784 Is a parodox.

786 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4719 03:24

787 Name: LOLIHAET TRIPCODE!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4719 03:47

788 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4719 03:55

>>787 killed >>1000-san

789 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4719 14:24

ª fails at mmorpgs.

790 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4719 17:11

>>789 fails at using >>

791 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4719 20:14

DAILY SAGE

792 Name: VIPPER : 1993-09-4720 21:45

>>791 doesn't carry, and therefore cannot be w.

793 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4720 22:13

>>792 ( ß -ß) Dosn't like mittens

794 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4720 23:11

>>793 is DQN

795 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 02:46

>>794 thought this is 4chan

796 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 03:01

>>795 is moot

797 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 06:48

>>796 is Mr Spooky

798 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 07:31

DAILY SAGE

799 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 05:11

>>798
age, motherfucker. do you bump it?

800 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 05:38

>>799
Missed 800GET

801 Name: ¼“ñ“ñ“ñi OwOj“ñ“ñ“ñ½ : 1993-09-4724 06:51

>>800 misses the point

802 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 08:00

DAILY SAGE

803 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 08:56

>>802 is suspiciously irregular.

804 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 13:39

>>803 hasn't noticed that the sage was daily yet

805 Name: ¼“ñ“ñ“ñ“ñ“ñ“ñ“ñi OƒÖOj“ñ“ñ“ñ“ñ“ñ“ñ“ñ½ : 1993-09-4725 03:19

>>804 hasn't noticed that >>803 was talking about >>802's bowel movements

806 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 03:30

>>805 is Ero-Sennin

807 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 07:18

>>806 is hikkomori

808 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 13:24

>>807 is CNN

809 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 13:59

DAILY SAGE

810 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 14:48

>>809 is irregular

811 Name: ¼“ñ“ñi OƒÖOj“ñ“ñ“ñ“ñ½ : 1993-09-4725 22:57

>>810 is repetitious

812 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 23:18

>>811 invented E-prime

813 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4726 00:41

>>812 contains T-Cells

814 Name: _ : 1993-09-4726 00:47

>>813 Is a son of a B.

815 Name: @ : 1993-09-4726 01:28

>>814 looks at pictures of moths when he touches himself

816 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4726 02:06

>>815 Has a moth fetish.

817 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4726 02:09

>>816 thinks he's Shino, but that's narutarded, so he thinks he's gay instead.

818 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4726 02:11

>>817 Is a poopy pants. (THAT'S RIGHT!)

819 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4726 02:31

>>818 is 7 years old.

820 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4726 02:50

>>819 wishes he was 7 years old.

821 Name: @ : 1993-09-4726 04:18

>>820 is not DQN

822 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4726 05:02

>>821 likes his women 7 years old.

823 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4726 05:30

>>822
Likes to smother hot caramel all over his nipples and faps to thoughts of letting a clown lick it off for him.

824 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4726 05:35

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825 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4726 19:50

DAILY AGE

826 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4726 20:21

>>825 is awesome.
Oh wait, that's a complement, not an insult!

827 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4726 20:21

>>826 can't spell compliment

828 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4726 21:20

>>828 is not manly like me.

829 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4726 22:08

>>828 is an idiot, but not as big of an idiot as >>1!

830 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4726 23:59

>>829 cries himself to sleep every night

831 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4727 01:59

>>830 is hikkomori

832 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4727 05:37

>>831 is sikkomori

833 Name: @ : 1993-09-4727 07:23

>>832 is macaroni

834 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4727 08:55

>>833 is a not terribly dandy yankee

835 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4727 14:33

DAILY SAGE

836 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4727 17:52

>>835's IQ=85

837 Name: : 1993-09-4727 22:29

>>836's IQ=85.01

838 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4728 02:31

>>837's IQ=85.02

839 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4728 02:58

>>838 is a low-functioning autistic.

840 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4728 03:31

>>839 has AIDS

841 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4728 03:36

>>840 has SIV

842 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4728 04:23

>>841 should have had SIDS

843 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4728 05:33

>>842 should not have KIDS

844 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4728 06:01

>>843 has nothing in his LID

845 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4728 10:12

DAILY SAGE

846 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4728 11:26

>>845 gets no affiliate sales from his PID

847 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4728 20:43

>>846 DAILY SAGE

848 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4728 21:38

>>847 hopes each sage he delivers brings himself closer to being a sage.

849 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4728 21:40

>>848 fails so hard at insulting the suck he generates can power an entire plant.

850 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4728 21:56

>>849 is a Panda

851 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4728 22:05

>>850 is a Panda appetizer..

852 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4729 00:11

Pursuant to the Berne Convention, >>851 is copyright with all rights reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated.

853 Name: : 1993-09-4729 03:18

>>852 is an imperfect complement to cocktails, tea, and other refreshments.

854 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4729 12:12

855 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4729 12:38

same for >>854

856 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4729 13:17

DAILY SAGE

857 Name: : 1993-09-4729 15:02

>>856 is a hater

858 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4729 15:58

>>857 is a hatter

859 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4729 16:20

>>858 is a poo poo platter

860 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4729 17:07

>>852

Is entirely incorrect, information contained within 4-ch.net remain the owner of Jay Squeeksand.

861 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4729 17:16

>>860 is so weak that he has to strain for hours to press the left mouse button.

862 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4729 17:42

>>861 is proud over vastly surpassing >>860's strength in his dominant hand, all thanks to the massive amount of "exercise" he's been getting ever since he found that computer hardware porn site.

863 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4729 21:30

Everytime he thinks about Old Ike, >>862 gets a hard-on that just won't quit.

864 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4729 21:37

>>863 is a furry

865 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4729 23:19

>>864 is lonelier than a furry

866 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4730 00:17

>>865 likes to crush Reese peanut butter cups all over a deceased dog's genitals and procedes to lick it offfffffff.

867 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4730 00:47

>>866 is a dead panda lover.

868 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4730 00:54

>>867 is hello.jpg

869 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4730 01:22

>>868 is hello.png

870 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4730 02:51

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871 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4730 02:52

>>870 is DQN

872 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4730 08:11

>>871 is ¼“ñ“ñ“ñi OƒÖOj“ñ“ñ“ñ½.

873 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4730 08:22

>>872 is quite fond of the taste of multiple anonymous men blasting jets of mansauce into their mouth.

874 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4730 17:22

ds

875 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4730 19:33

>>874 is a lazy retard who can't even string together a few words

876 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4730 19:47

>>875 is excessively verbose

877 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4730 19:50

>>876 is SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM

878 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4730 19:51

>>877 is a vandal

879 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4730 21:27

>>878 wants to be vandalized by >>877 until he comes.

880 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4731 06:08

daily

881 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4731 14:13

>>880 is too morose to insult.

>>879 always puts out his christmas sock over the heater when >>878 comes

882 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4731 14:31

DAILY SA

883 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4731 15:22

>>882 is DQN
>>881 is too greedy so he insults two people instead of one

884 Name: 882 : 1993-09-4731 15:25

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885 Name: 884 : 1993-09-4731 19:33

I confess I suck tyranosaur balls

886 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4731 20:06

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887 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4731 21:42

>>884, >>885 and >>886 don't know that this is DQN and not Wikipedia.

888 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4731 22:49

>>888
mistakenly takes wikipedia as seriously as he takes DQN.

889 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4731 22:57

>>888
Fails and wins

890 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4732 00:52

>>889 missed 890GET

891 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4732 00:54

>>>>>> >>890 IIIIs aaas ssssmart aaaas aaaa dddoooogg....

892 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4732 01:35

>>891 got his keyboard all sticky

893 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4732 01:45

>>892 has breasts

894 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4732 02:01

>>893 lacks breasts.

895 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4732 06:55

>>894 is a boob

896 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4732 07:01

>>895 is a rube

897 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4732 07:51

>>896 sucks my tube

898 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4732 10:14

>>897 thinks that the internet is a series of tubes

899 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4732 11:26

>>898 thinks the internet is a cloud with computers attached to it

900 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4732 11:56

>>899 didnt get 900

901 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4732 12:12

>>900 didn't get 901

902 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4732 15:35

>>901 didn't get 900

903 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4732 15:48

>>902 didn't get either 900 or 901 but instead a stinky 902, while I got a kickass 903.

904 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4732 16:18

>>903 is very easily satisfied, when he could have held out for the intensely cool 904

905 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4732 17:25

>>904 got saged

906 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4732 18:47

>>905 likes Deanna Troy

907 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4734 07:33

>>906 is a Trekkie

908 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4734 09:18

>>907
Is so much of a geek he knows to use 'trekkie' instead of the proper 'trekker' in order to get attention

909 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4734 09:41

>>908 defended a fictional character in a tight spandex suit

910 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4734 13:11

>>909 wears said tight spandex suit

911 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4734 16:36

>>910 is Naruto

912 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4734 17:14

>>911 is an egg

913 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4734 18:06

>>912 watches hentia. He watches hentia girls in hentia movies. And has his hentia bathing hat lopsided.

914 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4734 21:23

>>913 can't spell "hentae"

915 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4737 14:22

>>915 has strong opinions about hentai

916 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4737 14:23

DAILY SAGE

917 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4737 15:18

>>916 has strong opinions about saging

918 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4737 16:58

>>917 Doesn't have strong enough opinions about saging

919 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4737 23:05

>>918 doesn't use strong enough deodorant.

920 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4737 23:09

No deodorant is strong enoguh for >>919 .

921 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4738 00:27

No dictionary is complete enough to help >>920

922 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4738 01:38

Bi ubrwebwr rBAKrie xB SWXISW <<811

923 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4738 02:10

>>922 thinks his retarded gibberish is worth figuring out.

924 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4738 11:18

noone would reply to a moronic statement as that of >>922, so >>923 saved the thread. He's still an idiot though.

925 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4738 23:22

>>924 Is so stupid he missed a chance for an easy insult.

926 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4739 00:45

>>925 is so easy that he missed the chance for a stupid insult

927 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4739 02:13

>>926 has repetitive stress injuries in the right hand and genital organs

928 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4739 09:28

>>927 thought that a vibrator without batteries for people with Parkinson was a miracle of imagination indeed.

929 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4739 09:39

>>928 likes the new side-bar.

930 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4739 09:47

>>930 likes the annoying box around the 4

931 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4739 10:41

>>930 just HAD to involve the 4. Will he learn not to talk about himself here?

932 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4739 13:44

>>931 doesn't know how to make sense

933 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4739 14:28

>>932 thinks he looks cute only with that spongebob squarepants baseball hat on. >>932 thinks he looks cute 24/7

934 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4739 22:10

>>933 was unsure about who to vote for as well.

935 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4739 23:52

>>934 voted for a third party candidate

936 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 02:01

>>935 is a good site. Thank you.

937 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 02:04

>>936 is a goddamn spammer

938 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 02:08

>>937 needs valium

939 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 02:33

>>938 is an online pharmacy which doesn't even stock v1@gr@

940 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 02:48

>>939 is hopelessly confused by >>929-931 because he came here from iichan

941 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 02:52

>>940 likes the new bg

942 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 03:18

>>941 is ( ß ƒŽß)

943 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 06:32

( ß ƒŽß) > >>942

944 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 06:51

>>943 can only express his opinion through the use of relational operators

945 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 13:24

>>944 farts. A lot. In enclosed public places. He points at the dog and laughs.

946 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 14:16

>>945 secretly enjoys those farts, and would like it even more if they really WERE dog farts.

947 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 15:06

>>946 Is projecting his own weaknesses onto others in a desperate bid to avoid dealing with his psychological problems.

948 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 16:48

>>947 is posting in a stupid thread

949 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 17:03

>>948 is posting in a stupid thread about how stupid the thread is... would that be stupidity squared, or stupidity distilled?

950 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 17:10

>>949 said it was stupid too so he's just worse

951 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 17:28

>>950 was replying to a stupid post

952 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 17:30

>>951 is replying to an even dumber post

953 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 17:34

>>953 has really bad penis breath

954 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 18:43

>>953 personal observation

955 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 18:56

>>955 is in denial

956 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4741 07:30

>>955 is absolutely right

957 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4741 08:41

>>957 is too stupid to post an insult

958 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4741 10:46

I agree with >>957

959 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4741 11:25

>>958 agrees with >>957.

960 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4741 13:01

>>958 has no backbone and just agrees with everything

961 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4741 17:30

>>960 has a diphallus

962 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4741 17:31

>>961 has no phallus

963 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4741 17:32

>>961 lacks two hemi-penes.

964 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4741 19:31

>>963 thinks the use of latin words is intelligent regardless of context.

965 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4741 19:35

>>964 is DURRRFFFGGGHNNNNNNNNNGGGGG

966 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 00:03

>>965 is incapable of pronounciation

967 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 00:29

>>966 cannot simply ¼“ñ“ñ“ñi OƒÖOj“ñ½ his way into mordor

968 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 01:34

>>967 thinks 4chan memes copied from SA are funny.

969 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 05:56

>>968

Thinks 4chan memes are funny

970 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 06:46

>>969
Thinks memes are funny.

971 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 07:30

>>970
Thinks funny.

972 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 07:36

>>971
thinks

973 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 07:44

>>972
funny

974 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 07:46

>>973 doesn't think

975 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 08:09

>>974 doesn't think, he feels.

976 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 12:13

>>975 is a cocksmoking shithead.

THIS IS A GODDAMNED INSULT THREAD, IS'NT IT? START FUCKING INSULTING PEOPLE YOU SHITBREATHING ASSPOCKETS!

977 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 12:16

>>976 doesn't seem to like a string of semi-related observations about the previous poster

978 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 13:15

>>977 spends more time analyzing previous posters than appropriately spewing vitriol.

979 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 13:28

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980 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 13:33

>>979 wastes time beating himself up.

981 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 14:12

>>980 is a waste of time

983 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 16:57

>>982 can't count correctly

984 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 18:47

>>983 learned to count only so that he could insult >>982.

985 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 20:08

>>984 really wanted to insult >>982 but is too much of a pussy to go against the format of the thread.

986 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 20:31

>>985 wanted to insult >>983 as well but he showed compassion.

987 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 20:34

>>986 is a big fat butt that dosn't like to insult people

988 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 21:08

>>987 won't be >>999

989 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 21:21

>>988 has nothing better to do than refresh the thread until he becomes >>999

990 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 21:27

>>989 has no idea that the thread limit has been cut down to 998

991 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 21:46

>>990 has no idea that the thread limit has been cut down to 991

992 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 21:55

>>991 exists for the sole purpose of being proven wrong by me.

993 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 21:58

>>992 is a big fat butt that gets off on proving anonymous people wrong.

994 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 22:04

>>993 couldn't come up with an insult, so he scrolled up to >>987 and used that one.

995 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 22:06

>>992 exsists for the sole purpose of starting part II

996 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 22:06

>>995 will never have that honor.

997 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 22:08

>>996 will always be 3 posts short.

998 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 22:09

>>996 insulted >>995 all wrong

999 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 22:10

>>1-998 did it wrong.

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