According to conventional knowledge, the size of a man's penis can be estimated from the size of his nose. However, that is not the case: the true key for knowing the size of the organ lies in the length of the index finger! So, a man with a long index finger means that he has a big penis.
The Internet Rule of Penis Length Measurement:
Whenever penis lengths are posted by males on the internet, subtract 2 inches to get the actual value.
my penis is 14 inches long.
LONGPENIS IS LOOOOOOONG