ITT, you notice your breath. (19)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 22:22

This is the best trick ever. There's no way you could not notice it after reading this title, and yet, it is completely harmless.

2 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 23:23

Damn you. It's impossible to un-notice it (except by forgetting that you noticed it) :|

3 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 23:25

Even worse, you have a tongue in your mouth. Can't you feel it kind of pressing against your teeth?

4 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4600 00:19

Hah, the joke's on you -- I'm holding my breath!

5 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4600 01:00

Practice mindfulness every day.

6 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4600 02:09

I'm eating, I can't help but notice my tongue.

7 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4600 13:45

I'm eating >>6's tongue. Also breathing >>1's air.

8 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 02:21

Well, they're big and round and soft and.... oh wait, you said breath...

9 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 06:39

>>4
Fuck I lol'd

10 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 06:57

>>9
Lol I fuck'd

11 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 07:09

>>10
I fuck lol'd

12 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 07:10

>>10

Loli fucking is illegal.

13 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 07:13

>>12
Loli is fucking illegal.

14 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 07:15

>>13
Illegal loli is fucking.

15 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 07:22

>>14
I is fucking illegal, lol.

16 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 07:32

>>15
Fillcolleiu gal is king.

17 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 10:37

>>14
Fucking is illegally loli.

18 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 11:16

>>16
Fuck, is loli illegal in G?

19 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 12:46

C-C-C-COMBOO LOLI FUCK! wait no

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