[Part 4] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 01:54

( ´ω`) hello again, kids!

2 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 01:56

(・∀・) That was an awesome 1000GET, Grandpa!

3 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 02:29

( ・ิω・ิ) Hey there dad, junior. Where's Igewal?

4 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 09:24

  _  ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 three weeks! three weeks!
 ⊂彡

5 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 09:58

( ´ω`) I thought it was 5 weeks.

6 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 11:56

>>2 ( ´ω`) Thanks, Junior. I wanted to end it with me exploding but I couldn't find the AA in time.

7 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 12:23

  _  ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 You mean! Two weeks!
 ⊂彡

8 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 16:12

(・∀・) By the way grandpa, I forgot to ask before, but... life, internet, before etc?

9 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 16:31

( ´ω`) You're not making sense! What are you trying to get at?

10 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 16:31

( ´ω`) Wait! I think I get it...

( ´ω`) You're lusting for my manmeat, aren't you?

11 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 16:36

(・∀・)

(・∀・) WHAT WAS LIFE LIKE BEFORE THE INTERNET YOU FUCKING GEEZER

12 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 16:49

( ´ω`) PEOPLE USED TO READ BOOKS AND WATCH TV AND GO PLACES AND HANG OUT WITH THEIR FRIENDS AND HAVE REAL SEX INSTEAD OF MASTURBATING TO THE INTERNET YOU FETID LITTLE CROTCH DROPPING.

13 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 16:51

(・∀・) oh.

(・∀・) ...I see...

(・∀・) CAPSLOCK RLY IS CRUZ CTRL 4 KUL!!!!

14 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 16:51

(´ワ`) Hi guys!

15 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 16:52

(´ワ`) Who is the boss here?

16 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 17:16

(・∀・) I'm the boss of you!

17 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 18:31

>>13
( ´ω`) Treat others as you would be treated, zipperhead.

18 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 18:36

(・∀・) Grandpa, you know about the Dead Milkmen?

19 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 21:18

(´ワ`) Hey boss, buy me a beer!

20 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 21:48

( ´ω`) No, I don't about any dead milkmen; and if anyone asks you don't either!

21 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 22:53

(・∀・) Grandpa, can we get 1000GET in 3 weeks?

22 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 23:00

( ´ω`) It's possible, but you'll really have to pour on the stupid questions, kiddo.

23 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 01:10

( ´ω`) Anytime, Junior...

24 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 01:17

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25 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 01:21

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26 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 01:23

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          ((⌒  I was trying to make breakfast...
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        (⌒( ⌒ ) ⌒ )             quit following me!
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27 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 01:24

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                          ( (( ⌒ )) ),,Λ  Dammit Jr.!       
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28 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 03:01

( ´ω`) Okay Junior, time to turn the TV off now.

29 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 04:03

(・∀・) Awwwww.

30 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 05:37

(・∀・) Grandpa, what goes in the email field?

31 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 06:17

( ´ω`) Fusianasan. It deletes shit threads like yours.

32 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 06:18

(´ω`) Nothing, since there is no email field.

33 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 06:48

(´ω`) What happend to my eyes?

34 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 11:39

(´ω` )Junior, where is my walking stick?

35 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 11:48

(・∀・) I broke it, lol!

36 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 12:31

( ´ω`) ...

37 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 12:43

(・∀・) Tell us a story, grandpa

38 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 13:35

( ´ω`) As the time for the attack on Hitler's Europe approached, General Omar Bradley gathered in Exeter in southern England, the officers of the U.S. divisions that were to make the assault landings in Normandy.

Bradley's purpose, no doubt, was to let us meet the man who would command the American ground forces. In the course of his talk, he sought to rouse us to the occasion by pointing out that we would have a front-row seat for the greatest military operation in history. For a few seconds there was silence. Then a roar of laughter swept across the room.

Bradley looked about, clearly puzzled. A professional soldier, he was approaching the greatest moment in his career. Most of us, however, were civilians in uniform. We were well aware that we were about to participate in a historic event. We were all concious, however, that a number of us would not witness the end of the first act of the drama that was to unfold, let alone the final curtain.

When the 4th Division, which I had joined two years earlier, went ashore at Utah Beach, on June 6, 1944, I doubt that it ever occurred to me that we could fail. After several years of intensive training in the United States, the division went to England in early 1944. There, we made a number of practice landings on the south coast at a place called Slapton Sands. This area was chosen because of its similarity to Utah Beach and its hinterland.

As the level of training intensified, so did the level of tension. Finally, the 29th Field Artillery Battalion in which I was a 24-year-old assistant intelligence officer, moved to its assembly area near Dartmouth. Those of us who had already been informed of the plans for the landing briefed the rest of the battalion.

At last the day arrived when we went to our embarkation point in the river Dart. By this time, our battalion commander, Lieutenant Colonel Joel F. Thomason, decided that several of us would go on the same landing craft as Colonel James Van Fleet. He commanded the 8th Infantry Regiment which made the initial assault on Utah Beach.

Van Fleet's headquarters for the crossing of the English Channel was an LCT (landing craft tank), a flat-bottomed boat just large enough to hold 4 tanks. In addition to the boat's crew, the only person who got a cabin was Van Fleet. The rest of us made out as best we could on the upper deck.

As we sailed from Dartmouth on June 4, we all assumed that the next morning would find us in France. We had not counted, however, on the weather, which, when we were at sea, turned foul. As a result of General Eisenhower's decision to delay the landing a day to allow the weather to improve, we found ourselves bobbing around in the wind and rain for an entire night. Slowly but surely seasickness took its toll. Even though I was on of the happy few who did not succumb, I was as relieved as the others to see the French coast in the gray morning light of June 6.

39 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 13:36

( ´ω`) All around us were thousands of ships and landing craft that had made their way across the Channel undetected. The reason for that, as we later learned was that the Germans had not sent out their patrol boats in the belief that no one would attempt a landing in such terrible weather.

Although we were too far out to make out what was happening on shore, the sound of loud explosions from aircraft bombs and naval shells left no doubt that the beach was an inferno.

As soon as Colonel Van Fleet got word by radio that the first waves had secured the beach and were driving inland, he announced that he was going ashore.

The run into the beach in a smaller landing craft, to which some of us transferred, was a bizarre experience. Most of us were happy to cower behind the little protection provided by the metal sides of the landing craft. One officer from regimental headquarters, however, insisted on sitting in a chair above us, where he was exposed to enemy fire. Arms folded, he announced that he did not want to miss a moment of this spectacular show. (A few weeks later, under similar circumstances, he collapsed with a bullet through his head.)

When the landing craft hit the beach and the front ramp went down, I waded through some shallow water and ran to the shelter of the seawall that ran along the beach - barely glancing at several soldiers who were lying on the sand as though asleep. I could hear rifle and machine-gun fire beyond the dunes, and some mortar shells fell not too far away.

My task, once ashore, was to guide our three artillery batteries to firing positions that we had selected in England from a detailed foam rubber relief map of the beach. After crossing the sand dunes that lay just beyond the seawall, I was unable to figure out where I was. When I asked an infantry officer to help me, he laughed and said that the Navy had landed the first wave several thousand yards south of where we were supposed to land.

Fortunately, Brigadier General Theodore Roosevelt Jr, who had joined the 4th Division shortly before the landing, had volunteered to go in with the first wave. He later told some of us that he had gone forward to reconnoiter the beach: Finding that Major General Maxwell Taylor's 101st Airborne Division, which had dropped during the night, had captured the causeways over the inundated area behind the beach. Roosevelt decided that to try to move the landing northward would only cause confusion.

As it turned out, the Navy's error was forunate. The beach on which we landed was much more lightly defended than where we were supposed to have landed and the German resistance was relatively easily overcome.

When I went back to the beach, I told Colonel Thomason that I could find only two firing positions, not three in the limited area between the sand dunes and the inundated area. As calmly as if we were on a practice landing, he said, "It's alright. We'll only need two.
B Battery hit a mine on the way in and the landing craft sank."

Before I could think too long about the 60 men on the boat, Thomason told me to get moving and guide the other batteries to their firing positions.

40 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 13:36

( ´ω`) After the batteries were in position, Thomason suggested we go inland to find the infantry. After crossing a causeway over the inundated area, we found ourselves in the middle of a field. We froze when we heard a soldier on the other side of the field shout, "Don't you fools know that you are in the middle of a minefield."

After discussing our predicament, we agreed to separate, so that if one of us stepped on a mine we would not both be blown up. It was along way to the other side of that field. Discussing this incident not long ago, Thomason and I agreed that the soldier was right. We were fools. We should have had someone clear a path out to us with a minesweeper.

Late in the afternoon, after our batteries had moved inland to support the infantry, the clear blue sky was filled with colored parachutes. From these were suspended boxes of supplies for the paratroopers. Colorful sight turned to horror, however, when the gliders, loaded with soldiers and equipment, started to circle and land. Unnerved perhaps by the German anti-aircraft fire, some of the pilots crashed their gliders into the headgerows that surround the samll field of Normandy.

Whenever I recall that scene, I can still hear the screams of pain that filled the air around me.

My last memory of that day is watching multicolored tracer bullets arch through the sky over St. Mere Eglise which had been captured by our paratroopers but was still surrounded by German forces.

I fell to sleep well after midnight in a ditch by the road - a road that would lead us first north to St. Lo. After that, we participated in the liberation of Paris, the nightmare of the Hurtgen Forest, and the crushing of the German mid-winter offensive.

After crossing the Rhine, we fought sporadic engagements until we found ourselves south of Munich. There we stopped simply because there were no more German units left to f

41 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 14:15

(-∀-) ...
(・∀・) ... I fell asleep again. Sorry. Can you start over?

42 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 20:01

( ´ω`) As the time for the attack on Hitler's Europe approached, General Omar Bradley gathered in Exeter in southern England, the officers of the U.S. divisions that were to make the assault landings in Normandy.

Bradley's purpose, no doubt, was to let us meet the man who would command the American ground forces. In the course of his talk, he sought to rouse us to the occasion by pointing out that we would have a front-row seat for the greatest military operation in history. For a few seconds there was silence. Then a roar of laughter swept across the room.

Bradley looked about, clearly puzzled. A professional soldier, he was approaching the greatest moment in his career. Most of us, however, were civilians in uniform. We were well aware that we were about to participate in a historic event. We were all concious, however, that a number of us would not witness the end of the first act of the drama that was to unfold, let alone the final curtain.

When the 4th Division, which I had joined two years earlier, went ashore at Utah Beach, on June 6, 1944, I doubt that it ever occurred to me that we could fail. After several years of intensive training in the United States, the division went to England in early 1944. There, we made a number of practice landings on the south coast at a place called Slapton Sands. This area was chosen because of its similarity to Utah Beach and its hinterland.

As the level of training intensified, so did the level of tension. Finally, the 29th Field Artillery Battalion in which I was a 24-year-old assistant intelligence officer, moved to its assembly area near Dartmouth. Those of us who had already been informed of the plans for the landing briefed the rest of the battalion.

At last the day arrived when we went to our embarkation point in the river Dart. By this time, our battalion commander, Lieutenant Colonel Joel F. Thomason, decided that several of us would go on the same landing craft as Colonel James Van Fleet. He commanded the 8th Infantry Regiment which made the initial assault on Utah Beach.

Van Fleet's headquarters for the crossing of the English Channel was an LCT (landing craft tank), a flat-bottomed boat just large enough to hold 4 tanks. In addition to the boat's crew, the only person who got a cabin was Van Fleet. The rest of us made out as best we could on the upper deck.

As we sailed from Dartmouth on June 4, we all assumed that the next morning would find us in France. We had not counted, however, on the weather, which, when we were at sea, turned foul. As a result of General Eisenhower's decision to delay the landing a day to allow the weather to improve, we found ourselves bobbing around in the wind and rain for an entire night. Slowly but surely seasickness took its toll. Even though I was on of the happy few who did not succumb, I was as relieved as the others to see the French coast in the gray morning light of June 6.

43 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 20:02

( ´ω`) All around us were thousands of ships and landing craft that had made their way across the Channel undetected. The reason for that, as we later learned was that the Germans had not sent out their patrol boats in the belief that no one would attempt a landing in such terrible weather.

Although we were too far out to make out what was happening on shore, the sound of loud explosions from aircraft bombs and naval shells left no doubt that the beach was an inferno.

As soon as Colonel Van Fleet got word by radio that the first waves had secured the beach and were driving inland, he announced that he was going ashore.

The run into the beach in a smaller landing craft, to which some of us transferred, was a bizarre experience......zzzzzzzzz

( ´ω`) zzzzzzzz

44 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 21:31

( ´ω`) We heard the imperial walkers before we saw them. The slow, relentless thumping of their heavy can-shaped feet slamming into the snow and permafrost shook us to our bones (as did the bitter cold). Speeders zoomed overhead toward the enemy in a desperate bid to slow the attacking walkers down while we evacuated.

If it wasn't for the courage of our fearless crew, the Minnow would be lost.

45 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 21:35

(・∀・) ... Um, Grandpa...

( ´ω`) Don't interrupt me while I'm talking, Junior!

46 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 21:36

( ´ω`) We opened the crate, and wouldn't you know it? The goddamn panda was dead!

47 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 21:42

(・-・)Grandpa, did you forget your meds again?

48 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 23:16

( ´ω`) Sorry what was that?

49 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 01:31

( ´ω`) Anyway, we were pinned down by hostile fire, and there was no other way out, so we hit M and brought up the map and clicked on our home town and were transported back. The mission was a failure, but at least we didn't die.

50 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 02:02

( '=_=) Grandpa... Give me a French Kiss. Sluuuurrrp!

51 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 06:14

( ´ω`) Why should I, when I can 51get

52 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 06:52

( ´ω`) Anyway, then the bombs started dropping. My face was covered with mud and matt next to me was lying in a pool of blood. I knew I had to live!

( ´ω`) ... Ehem.. Junior I need to go to bathroom, where is my walking stick?

53 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 10:43

(・∀・) I broke it, remember?

54 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 12:10

( ´ω`) Oops, I crapped my pants™

55 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 12:12

( ´ω`) s/™/™

56 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 12:39

(・∀・) ZOMG ROFL! YOU STILL USE 70@s technology gramps.

57 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 12:58

( ´ω`) I'll crush you with my cabinet stereo, you little scamp.

58 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 14:56

( ´ω`) When ah think 70's, juniah...I suddenly feel lie singin'...

( ´ω`) Well, it’s one for the money,
( ´ω`) Two for the show,
( ´ω`) Three to get ready,
( ´ω`) Now go, cat, go.

( ´ω`) But don’t you step on my blue suede shoes.
( ´ω`) You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes.

( ´ω`) Well, you can knock me down,
( ´ω`) Step in my fazZZZZZzzzzzzZzzzz

( ´ω`) ZzzzZzzz

59 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 18:54

(・∀・) o O (Grandpa's asleep... now time to sneak out....)

60 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 19:03

( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω`)
( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω`) <Hello, kids!

( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω`)
( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω`) <Did we ever tell you about our experiences training agent smith?

61 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 19:33

( ´ω`) Junior, did I ever tell you about my experiences as the hottest gay porn star of the 1950's?

(・∀・) But grandpa, I thought homosexual stuff was outlawed back then?

( ´ω`) Erm, yes...

(;´ω`) ...

62 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 20:35

(;´ω`) ...I did not have sexual relations with that man

(;´ω`) ...or that dog, or that goat....

63 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 20:51

(・∀・) Grandpa, this Welsh Corgy is at the door, claiming to know you from way back. What should I tell him?

64 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 20:54

( ´ω`) We were all very drunk, and in the dark he look just like one of the female Windsors.

65 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 01:58

(・∀・) Grandpa, you need to listen.

66 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 02:46

(´ω`) I've always been fond of dogs.

67 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 05:52

( ´ω`) What's the problem, junior? Don't you like dogs?

68 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 07:03

(・∀・) I don't like it when you ask me to pretend to be one, grandpa!

69 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 13:22

( ´ω`) Nonsense. You enjoyed it enough last thread. Now put on the collar!

70 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 13:52

(・∀・) Make me do it you wrinkled leather!

71 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 14:06

( ゚ ヮ゚) Hey did I ever tell you that I was a professional dominatrix before getting into the mitten business?

( ゚ -゚) No, wait...

(; ゚ -゚) ...

(゚- ゚ ) ...

72 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 14:46

(・∀・) wtf is dominatrix is anyway???

73 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 15:06

(;´ω`) It's what my wife was, back when she was actually attractive..

74 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 15:41

( ´ω`) Ah... those were the days...

( ´ω`) ...

(;´Д`)ハアハア

75 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 16:29

( ・ิω・ิ) Not in public, Dad, please...

76 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 18:56

77 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4610 02:13

(・∀・) I don't mind. I do it all the time.

78 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4610 04:07

(;´Д`)ハアハア (;´Д`)ハアハア Dual Action!

79 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4610 06:38

(・∀・) Excuse for my post but I do not have money to buy meal to my children. Forgive me please.

80 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4610 08:59

(・∀・) Excuse for my post but I do not have money to buy children. Give me to my meal please for.

81 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4610 12:31

( ´ω`) That was a sneaky 80get.

( ・ิω・ิ) You're grounded, young man.

82 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4610 17:01

ヘ(・ω・ )...
   ヽνヽ:::...  
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83 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4610 22:17

( ´ω`) Look at Clonepa scurrying around like an idiot. Guffaw, guffaw!

84 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4610 22:54

(・∀・) Grandpa, any advice for the current American administration?

85 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4611 00:13

( ´ω`) Jam it in.

86 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4611 03:24

( ´ω`) Juice it up.

87 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4611 03:49

( ´ω`) Get jiggy wit' it.

88 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4611 04:23

( ´ω`) Jack it and stack it.

89 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4611 04:54

(・∀・) So you're saying that's the best way to run a country?

90 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4611 06:05

( ´ω`) Huh, I thought you said the "current American administration"?

91 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4611 16:10

(・∀・) Ahahaha how witty!

92 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4611 16:25

(・∀・) Grandpa! Grandpa! The Easter Bunny came and left chocolate and jellybeans! Did he bring you anything?

93 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4611 16:44

( ´ω`) Yes; make-it-yourself rabbit stew.

94 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4611 17:18

(・∀・) Phew, for a moment there, I thought you meant hare stew, suggesting that you ate the easter bunny.

95 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4611 17:46

( ´ω`) I still have its foot if you want a lucky charm, kiddo.

96 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 02:55

(・∀・) Never mind that, grandpa. I went to Yoshinoya.

97 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 07:36

( ´ω`) Did you get me some ramen, or did you go through the usual hassle of ignorant folk there, not getting what you wanted?

98 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 13:16

(・∀・) I got just what you asked for! It even has the little octopus bits in it!

99 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 13:16

( ´ω`) Yummy!

100 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 13:19

( ・ิω・ิ) 100get.

101 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 13:37

( ´ω`) I think I'm chewing something hard here...

102 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 18:46

(・∀・) Maybe I should have just stuck with today's special.

103 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 22:06

( ´ω`) Maybe you would prefer a diet cola?

104 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 00:19

( ・ิω・ิ) Don't do it! The artificial sweeteners will turn you into a giant malignant tumor, son!

105 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 02:03

( ´ω`) I'm still wondering why you're here, son...

106 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 03:23

( ・ิω・ิ) Mostly for the nachos, pops.

107 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 03:26

( ´ω`) They're not free, you know.

108 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 03:33

( ・ิω・ิ) .... munch.

109 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 04:14

( ・ิω・ิ) ...munchmunch.

( ・ิω・ิ) ...Holy crap! What's that in the cheese?

|´ω` | hello kids! I'm Legpa.

110 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 13:06

( ´ω`) dammit, where do all these freaks keep coming from?

111 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 15:21

(・∀・) Squeeks' groin, apparently!

112 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 18:11

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )    
 ( ・ A・) < Come back here, you!
 (つ   つ   
 (__)_) 

113 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 18:12

|´ω` | I'm not going back! You never shower!

114 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 18:55

(・ิω・ิ ) Ugh. I've lost my appetite.

115 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 19:51

(・∀・) C'mon, Legpa! Gimme a kiss! <3

116 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 22:15

( ´ω`) Spit that out, Junior!! You don't know where it's been!

117 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 09:21

  ∧_∧
  (´∀` )
   (⊃(*)⊂) < pfffft
    /ノωヽ)

118 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 09:41

/ノωヽ) phew! That was a stinker.

119 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 11:59

( ´ω`) Can't be worse then mine.

120 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 12:47

( ・ิω・ิ) I just got back from Burger King. I'll be able to clear this room out in about an hour.

121 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 12:48

( ´ω`) This isn't a contest, you freeloader.

122 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 14:15

( ・ิω・ิ) You're just saying that because you know I'd win.

123 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 14:27

(⊃(*)⊂) pfffft, pfff. tpft tpft. pofff.

124 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 18:03

(・∀・) Dad, get the fuck out.

125 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 18:37

( ・ー・) ...sorry.

126 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 21:57

(・∀・) Wait a tick.. Girls don't fart...

127 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 22:06

( ゚ ヮ゚) Out with the old, In with the new!

128 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 22:08

( ・ิω・ิ) Cool, there's a few nachos left!

129 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 03:03

( ´ω`) I have no idea what my daughter sees in you.

130 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 03:04

( ・ิω・ิ) I'm a doctor. She's all about the gold-digging. Your side of the family, I understand.

131 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 04:18

(・∀・) QCF+P

( ・∀・)つ ==={ ) Hadouken!1

132 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 04:24

( ・ー・)Dad, our family tree is starting to make less and less sense to me...

133 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 05:11

( ・ิω・ิ)

( ・ิω・)ヾ‸

( ・ิω・) ‸ ...

( ・ิω・)つ^

( ・ิω⊊)

( ・ิω・ิ) You saw nothing.

134 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 06:25

(・∀・) Grabdpa 2ch names are different, look:
http://storage.irofla.com/?name=2chaa&type=swf

135 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 11:36

( ´ω`) Clonepa is my son?

136 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 14:53

( ・ิω・ิ) Never heard of him. Who's this Clonepa of which you speak?

137 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 19:57

( ・ω・)Hello

138 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 00:10

( ・ิω・ิ) ...

( ・ิω・ิ) you disturb me on a fundamentally deep level.

139 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 00:11

( ・∀・) Grandpa, why am I the only man in this room without a nutsack for a mouth?

140 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 00:17

( ・ー・)Ah. I always did feel unusually in touch with my feminine side...

141 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 00:20

( ´ω`) We had it removed when you were born, Junior.

142 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 16:19

( ・∀・) Grandpa, given the current and flowering economic progress in the People's Republic of China, is it possible that modern Chinese have given up on progressive political change and freedoms of any sort in favor of just being able to live comfortably and relatively rich?

143 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 17:01

( ´ω`) All I know, junior, is that I'll break your hands if you touch my xbox 360 again.

144 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 01:04

( ・∀・) I have hands?

145 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 01:24

( ・∀・ ) Grandpa, am I gaining weight again?

146 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 03:44

( ´ω`) Yes you are. Get off me.

147 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 11:29

     ahhhhhhh.....
        ∬           ∬
        。。 ・・  。。  ・。。。 ∬
     o0o゚゚    ∧_∧   ゚゚oo
    。oO  ( (( (_,,´ω`) )) )  O0o
   (~~)ヽ    ::.:::::  ::.:.::     (´^ヽO,
  (⌒ヽ             (⌒)(゙゙゙)~
   /~゙゙ヾ⌒ゝ-(~´(⌒(⌒~ヽ~ ~~  、、
   ゝー ′ '"      ``"       ¨

148 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 13:58

( ・∀・) May I join, Grandpa?

149 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 13:58

( ・∀・)つ( ´ω`)
    touch!

150 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 14:35

( ´ω`) keep your flippers to yourself, you little mutant.

151 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 18:49

     Contrary to popular belief, only old men like
     hot springs...
        ∬           ∬
        。。 ・・  。。  ・。。。 ∬
     o0o゚゚    ∧_∧   ゚゚oo
    。oO  ( (( (_,,´ω`) )) )  O0o
   (~~)ヽ    ::.:::::  ::.:.::     (´^ヽO,
  (⌒ヽ             (⌒)(゙゙゙)~
   /~゙゙ヾ⌒ゝ-(~´(⌒(⌒~ヽ~ ~~  、、
   ゝー ′ '"      ``"       ¨

152 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 19:20

        。。 ・・  。。  ・。。。
     o0o゚゚    ∧_∧fart  ゚゚oo
    。oO  ( (( (_,,´ω`) )) )  O0o
   (~~)ヽ    ::.:::::  ::.:.::fart   (´^ヽO,
  (⌒ヽ             (⌒)(゙゙゙)~
   /~゙゙ヾ⌒ゝ-(~´(⌒(⌒~ヽ~ ~~  、、
   ゝー ′ '"      ``"       ¨
( ・∀・) ..what's that smell?

153 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 23:51

( ` v ´) Sharks

154 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 01:02

( ´ω`) Must be sulfur. Associated with these springs, y'know.

155 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 01:05

( ` v ´) Dunno man, I think it's sharks

156 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 20:23

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's ( ´ω`) ÷ 0?

157 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 21:59

( ´ω`) the end of the universe.

158 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 23:36

(・∀・) Grandpa, I just read this very interesting article: http://wiki.ehow.com/Adopt-a-Baby-from-China

(・∀・) The problem is, I don't think I'm old enough to actually do it. Do you think you could do it for me?

159 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 00:27

( ´ω`) No problem. Here you go.

(`∀´) waaaaaaaaaaaaa

160 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 00:34

(・∀・) He's adorable!!!!

(`Д´) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(・∀・) okay you can have him back now

161 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 01:03

(・∀・) Wait, first I have to name him. How's George?

162 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 03:54

(`A´) that name sucks

163 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 04:06

( ´ω`) Have fun being a parent, Junior! It's going to be like that for the next eighteen years or more! Hee hee hee heeeeee

164 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 06:07

( ´ω`) I guess I'll just adopt a 12 year-old pretty girl for myself.

165 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 11:58

(`Д´) I DEMAND ICE CREAM

166 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 13:25

(・∀・) Too bad. I don't have any. How about some pizza?

167 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 13:38

( ´ω`) I wish my wife was here. She'll know what to do.

168 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 14:02

(・∀・) We should get him gender neutral toys so he doesnt grow up to be one of a man.

169 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 01:47

( ・ิω・ิ) Good idea! It worked well on you.

170 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 03:13

>>167
 @@@@
@( ´Д`)@ Do I have to do EVERYTHING myself in this house?!

171 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 05:40

(・∀・) Grandma, could you change George for me? He's been wearing the diaper I got him in for a few days now.

172 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 06:00

(・Д・) And yeah! Cut the feminist propaganda and change the diaper bitch!

173 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 14:46

( ´ω`) During my days, there was no feminism. Things changed for the worse...

174 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 19:13

 @@@@
@( ´ヮ`)@ I took care of the baby. Now who's up for pot roast?

175 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 19:17

@( ´Д`)@ Complaints, complaints, all I hear ALL DAY are complaints!

176 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 21:33

(・∀・) Grandma, you didn't have to do his hair...

177 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 23:41

    @@@@
@( ´Д`)@ I'm Grandma, young impertinent! Now close this window.

178 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 05:57

( ´ω`) Sonny, I'm afraid I have bad news...

179 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 06:39

( ´ω`) You're supposed to change him MORE than once a week.

180 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 11:44

(・∀・) I quit.

181 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 14:45

( ´ω`) Alrighty then. Fire up the grill, we're having long pork tonight!

182 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 16:19

(・∀・) What's this can of soylent green doing on the fridge?

183 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 17:17

(`Д´) dont eat me i'm ... riddled with diseases

184 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 01:43

( ´ω`) You don't know how appetizing you just became!

185 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 05:41

(`Д´) Junior! What was life before the internet!

186 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 06:44

(・∀・) Ask your Great Grandpa, dear.

187 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 13:18

( ´ω`) get in my belly!

188 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 15:35

(`Д´) I want a megasuperpowerrobot toy I see on TV!

189 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 21:40

( ・ิω・ิ)

190 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 22:07

( ・ิω・ิ) Here, Merry Christmas.

191 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 00:19

(`Д´) I don't want it anymore!

192 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 00:58

( ´ω`) Wait, weren't we about to kill you?

193 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 01:25

( ・ิω・ิ) Why would you want to kill this dear, sweet child?

194 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 01:35

( ´ω`) Because he's a vitamin-packed bundle of joy, that's why.

195 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 04:02

(`Д´) I'm bored! Read me a book with pictures!

196 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 04:10

( ・ิω・ิ) Okay! Ah, being a father is a wonderful thing.

197 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 05:36

( ・?ω・?) Once upon a time in /dqn/, there lived a kusosure fairy...

     ,.-、
     /  \
  ,、 }><{===ヽ、 ______________________________
  〈 \i イノハレリ/〉 /
 Σヾノ リi ゚ ヮ゚ノリ /< Let's get 1000 by granting three wishes!
 ∠ / く/(つT(つ> \_______________________________
  レ、/,くン 〒ハV
    ゙'ーr_ェ'ァ┘

198 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 06:21

(`Д´) No! I want something else.

199 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 06:27

(・∀・) Hey look grandpa I can balance myself on my tongue alone! Isn't that great, hey look look look at me!

200 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 13:45

              [|,,,★,,|,]  〔^^〕
               _,( # ゚Д゚)⌒ i  |
          (⌒ ー  一 r.、!  〉  
           ヽ弋 NKVD イ(` ー'       
           〔勿\     ヽ        
               )  r⌒丶 )  
              /   !  |'´
             /   /|  |‖ 
             (    く  !  ||‖ 
                \  i   | ‖|‖|
            __>  ヽヽ从/∧∧
            ⊂⌒ヽ从/ つ ゚д゚つ

201 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 13:59

(`Д´) I want an ice-cream!

202 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 17:16

(・∀・) Grandpa, what are otaku?

203 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 17:21

( ´ω`) See that little snot-nosed brat in the corner over there?
( ´ω`) Imagine him trying to corral you into a discussion about the End of Evangelion's primordial significance vis a vis Star Trek Enterprise's second season.

204 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 17:22

(`Д´) WIPE MY NOSE!

(`д´) ... clearly you meant the third season.

205 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 18:05

(・∀・) Alright, let's eat the kid.

206 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 18:08

( ´ω`) Hot diggity! Babyback ribs tonight!

207 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 19:39

(`Д´) I want all the toys of Junior and the room-with-a-view of Grandpa!

208 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 04:44

( ´ω`) Request granted! Junior, you're 8 years old now and are plenty good enough to handle yourself on your own in the real world. Now GET OUT!

209 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 04:47

(・∀・) ......but I'm 10

210 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 04:48

(・∀・) What the fuck, Grandpa? You completely changed your mind from >>206! I thought we were going to devour the poor bastard!

211 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 06:50

( `ハ´) I will now capture this child and use his dark powers of mass-consumption to wreak havoc upon the unsuspecting western world.

212 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 06:55

(`Д´) ...change me!!

213 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 07:20

        ∧_∧
        (; `Д´)    < YEAH!
       __〃`ヽ 〈_
   γ´⌒´-−ヾvーヽ⌒ヽ
  /⌒  ィ    `i´  ); `ヽ
  /    ノ^ 、___¥__人  |
  !  ,,,ノ爻\_ _人 ノr;^ >  )
 (   <_ \ヘ、,, ,+、rノ/  /
  ヽ_  \ )ゝ、__,+、_ア〃 /
    ヽ、___ ヽ.=┬─┬〈  ソ、
      〈J .〉、| 神. |, |ヽ-´

214 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 07:21

(・Д・) ...!!!

215 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 13:34

( ´ω`) Goddamnit, son. Now we can't eat him...

( ´ω`) I noticed that my thread is being filled with fagottry...

216 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 14:19

(`Д´) I want to go to Disneyland!

217 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 14:37

( ´ω`) Have fun! The door's right over there!

218 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 15:19

(・∀・) Hey-o!

219 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 18:01

( `ハ´) Wait, did I hear something about eating this kid? I'm in!

220 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 18:14

(`Д´) I want another family!

221 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 21:04

◠◠◠◠  (IRON CHEF GRANDPA)
|    |
( ´ω`) Well, in order to eat the kid, first we must kill him!

◠◠◠◠
|    |
( ´ω`)つ⌐ We can shoot him with this here pistol...

◠◠◠◠
|    |
( ´ω`) I can enchant a magical spell...

 ○
 ∧
/  \
( ´ω`) Soul Abolish [ - ✻∜✸✲❆♌♎♑♒❦(・∀・)☁ヸ✫✯✬✯∞ !!

222 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 21:12

( ・ิω・ิ) I won't allow this!

223 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4625 01:50

( ´ω`) Go to your room, killjoy!

224 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4625 01:51

( ・ิω・ิ) .....
(・ิω・ิ ) okay, dad.

225 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4625 02:32

(`Д´) If you kill me I'll sue for murder!

226 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4625 06:51

( ・ิω・ิ) .....

( ・ิω・ิ) how?

227 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4625 07:12

ヽ(`Д´)ノ Don't eat me!

228 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4625 09:26

( ・ิω・ิ) Don't worry, nobody is going to eat you. It's just a joke.

229 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4625 11:58

( ´ω`) Son, there is an annoying lack of you in your room at this point.

230 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4625 11:59

(・ิω・ิ ) FINE! I'm going, I'm going.

231 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4625 12:10

(・ิω・ิ ) C'mon, kid
ヽ(`Д´)ノ No! Your room smells!

232 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4625 16:05

( ´ω`) Son, kindly leave the meal behind.

233 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4625 16:11

(・ิω・ิ ) Shut it, dad. Come on, son.
ヽ(`Д´)ノ No! Your room smells!

234 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4625 20:10

        (⌒)      
      (((( (()) What the hell are you doing to my baby! 
       (`Д´ b___    
      ( ̄Y ゚̄ )/ | 
     i''√√ i'''i ̄ /  
     (_(_) ̄ ̄|

235 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4625 22:11

      /   ノ|__| | < I think you forgot I was huge.
      | ,,  ソ  ヽ  )
     .,ゝ   )  イ ヽ ノ
     y `レl   〈´  リ
     /   ノ   |   |         ∧∧ I forgot he was huge! !
     l  /    l;;  |         (;゚ω゚)
     〉 〈      〉  |         / つ⊃
    /  ::|    (_ヽ \、     〜( ,つ
   (。mnノ      `ヽnm      (/" 

236 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4625 22:56

(・∀・) I forgot he was huge too. Do we have enough space in the fridge for the leftovers?

237 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4625 23:52

/   ノ|__| | I am fucking huge.

238 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 03:02

    /⌒ヽ
   /(●)(●)
   | トェェェイ/ DUUURRRR
   | /`ニニ´  
   // | |
  U  .U 

239 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 03:54

( ´ω`) THREADSTOP!

    /⌒ヽ
   /(●)(●)
   | トェェェイ/ THE WORLD!
   | /`ニニ´  
   // | |
  U  .U 

240 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 06:11

(・∀・) I think you forgot to take your meds again, grandpa.

241 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 06:39

(((・∀・))) *I.. I...i.. think..nk..nk.. you u, u. forgotou, toe, too.. taker meds, aker meds, ss. zz.. *

( ´ω`) ...

242 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 15:19

( ´ω`) I'm a scientologist now. I don't have to take those evil pills any more.

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) Gimme my pills, Junior.

243 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 15:23

(・∀・) Here you go. Now can we eat the baby? I'm starving!

244 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 17:24

( ´ω`) We haven't even decided how to prepare him yet. Baby purée? Baby a la mode? Baby udon?

245 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 17:34

(・∀・) Baby Yakitori!

246 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 20:54

(・∀・) Sashimi no baby

247 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 21:21

(`Д(・∀・) Let's feed him well until he has more meat on his bones!

248 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 21:27

((・∀・) ...Okay?

249 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 22:16

( ´ω`) I think you forgot he was huge.

        ∧_∧
        ((・∀・)    < ...dammit.
       __〃`ヽ 〈_
   γ´⌒´-−ヾvーヽ⌒ヽ
  /⌒  ィ    `i´  ); `ヽ
  /    ノ^ 、___¥__人  |
  !  ,,,ノ爻\_ _人 ノr;^ >  )
 (   <_ \ヘ、,, ,+、rノ/  /
  ヽ_  \ )ゝ、__,+、_ア〃 /
    ヽ、___ ヽ.=┬─┬〈  ソ、
      〈J .〉、| 神. |, |ヽ-´

250 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 23:46

        ∧_∧
        (; `Д´)    < Now that I have completed
       __〃`ヽ 〈_      my mission. I shall return
   γ´⌒´-−ヾvーヽ⌒ヽ    to my home planet, Keron.
  /⌒  ィ    `i´  ); `ヽ
  /    ノ^ 、___¥__人  |
  !  ,,,ノ爻\_ _人 ノr;^ >  )
 (   <_ \ヘ、,, ,+、rノ/  /
  ヽ_  \ )ゝ、__,+、_ア〃 /
    ヽ、___ ヽ.=┬─┬〈  ソ、
      〈J .〉、| 神. |, |ヽ-´

251 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 01:22

(・∀・) I have a confession to make...

252 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 01:27

        ∧_∧
        (; `Д´)    < You forgot to make the
       __〃`ヽ 〈_      rice for my curry?!
   γ´⌒´-−ヾvーヽ⌒ヽ    
  /⌒  ィ    `i´  ); `ヽ
  /    ノ^ 、___¥__人  |
  !  ,,,ノ爻\_ _人 ノr;^ >  )
 (   <_ \ヘ、,, ,+、rノ/  /
  ヽ_  \ )ゝ、__,+、_ア〃 /
    ヽ、___ ヽ.=┬─┬〈  ソ、
      〈J .〉、| 神. |, |ヽ-´

253 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 02:46

(・∀・) You aren't adopted.

254 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 02:50

(`Д´) DAD?!

255 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 03:08

(・∀・) Not adopted so much as kidnapped.

256 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 15:32

(`Д´) CRIMINALS!

257 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 15:47

    ∫                ∫ I have to do everything myself.
    ∫   WAAAAAAAA!!    ∫  ̄ ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
    _    ヽ(`Д´)ノ       _   
    \ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/   (´ω` ) 
      \_________/   ⊃y⊂ ヽ
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258 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 15:57

(・∀・) I call rib!

259 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 16:33

( ゚ -゚) was it necessary to cook him alive? it seems cruel, somehow.

( ゚ ヮ゚) I want a leg!

260 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 16:47

( ・ω・) Suddenly, I'm glad I'm not included in this cannibalistic group.

261 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 16:52

ヽ(`Д´;)ノ IM OUTTA HERE!
  (  へ)
  く

262 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 17:07

( ・ิω・ิ) Hey, let's all go to Burger King!

263 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 17:10

(・∀・) Grandpa, I suspect that having cooties is a genetic condition that is related to the second "X" chromosome, making it a condition specific and isolated to females, and is in no way contagious. Therefore, despite their cootie-ness, I propose girls should be allowed to participate in the same gym class as the boys. It's only fair.

264 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 18:17

( ´ω`) See, that's your problem, Junior. You can't concentrate on one topic for more than a few seconds.

265 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 18:19

( ´ω`) Now, since dinner just escaped through the doggy door, let's all go with Daddy Fartpants over to Burger King.

266 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 19:35

( ・ω・)Regardless of my earlier statements, I now feel like tagging along, given it's on Daddy's tab.

267 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 21:17

( ・ิω・ิ) You can't go. You creep me out.

268 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 21:50

M_M
(・∀・) I call the crown!!!

269 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 23:08

( ´ω`) who the hell bumped all those shitty, shitty threads?

270 Name: 'tard : 1993-09-4627 23:10

>269

Im sowwwy

271 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4628 01:50

(・∀・) Grandpa, what level are you?

272 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4628 02:39

( ´ω`) I've reached the level cap, Lv.PWN, and I've been that level for quite a long time. Would you like to see my final ability?

273 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4628 04:55

(・∀・) Is it a spell or a skill? I don't really like spells, but skills are cool.

274 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4628 10:06

( ´ω`) I've also reached to the ending of my lifetime. But all I need is a new set of lungs and a heart from a child who has similar genetics.

275 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4628 12:52

(・∀・) The paternity tests seem to imply that my father is actually Darkpa.

276 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4628 15:51

(・∀・) Grandpa...

(;・∀・) I think I caught Haruhiism.

277 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4628 20:27

( ´ω`) Junior, I know your young and curious, but I will not tolerate such heathen beliefs in the family. We're Tanasinn folks; always have been, always will be.

278 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 00:33

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is Tanasinn so ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴

279 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 00:45

(・∀・) And why is Haruhiism so...

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280 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 17:22

( ´ω`) I find that a girl with a loli-face with big boobs is extremely hot.

281 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 19:54

(・∀・) Even though we're years apart in age, you and I are not so different after all Grandpa!

282 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4629 23:13

(・∀・) But I kinda don't want to キタ━━━━━━(・∀・)━━━━━━ !!!!! to the exact same porn you look at, Grandpa. It just seems somewhat odd.

283 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 09:01

( ´ω`) SOoo sonny, should we get to... 1000 ?

284 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 10:52

(・∀・) Why, Grandpa, my good chap, but of course!

285 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 12:55

( ´ω`) You know.. back when I was young, we used to go around with onions tied to our belts, because that was the fashion.

286 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 16:55

(・∀・) Grandpa, you're not that Grandpa. Please no more Simpsons quotes!

287 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 17:03

( ´ω`) I'm afraid, Junior, that you don't understand the quintessence of Grandpa-ness. What happens to every Grandpa happens also to me. We are One, and share on levels you cannot yet comprehend.

Do you have any of those Junior Mints I love so much?

288 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 17:03

( ´ω`) Well, I have to do something to keep the thread moving. How about you stop with the statements and make with the questions?

289 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 17:07

(・∀・) All right then. Grandpa, how many experience points do I need to become an Operating Thetan VII like Tom Cruise?

290 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 17:27

( ´ω`) That's Mission Impossible III for you, sonny.

291 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 18:10

(・∀・) Grandpa, did your mommy let your daddy eat your placenta too?

292 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 20:37

( ´ω`) No, I ate it myself. Food was scarce in those days.

( ´ω`) And on that note, Junior, I'm going to sleep. Wake me up when September ends.

293 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 20:56

(・∀・) Okay...

(・∀・)

(・∀・)

(・∀・)

(・∀・)

(・∀・) ....

294 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4630 21:57

(・∀・) WAIT A SECOND! IT'S MAY!

295 Name: sage : 1993-09-4630 22:59

( ´ω`) No it's not, just look at the date. It's the 4630th of September, 1993.

296 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4631 01:31

(・∀・) WHAT PLANET ARE WE ON??

297 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4631 03:38

( ´ω`) Did you see my new cylon roboservant? Say Hi, #3!

(=0= ) GREETINGS

298 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4631 04:49

(・∀・) I challenge him to a duel with my new J-bot Mk.II!

299 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4631 11:03

( =0=) I HAVE TO CHANGE GRANDPA'S COLOSTOMY BAG FIRST

300 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4631 13:40

( ´ω`) fail!

301 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4631 13:55

( =0=) KILL ALL HUMANS

302 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4631 14:38

( ・ิω・ิ) Way to go, Pops. You just doomed us all.

303 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4631 14:45

( =0=) YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME

304 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4631 16:01

(・∀・) Don't worry, J-Bot Mk.II will stop him!

(・∀・) ...where is he?

305 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4631 17:20

( ´ω`) I remember when there were no robots...

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) zzzzZZZZZZ

306 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4631 17:45

(・∀・) But Grandpa, surely there were always robots! It was just that none of them knew they were robots!

307 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4631 19:08

( =ω=) HI KIDS

308 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 00:07

( =ω=) DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS

309 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 01:43

(・∀・) What did you do to my J-bot?

310 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 01:46

( =ω=) IT HAS BEEN ASSIMILATED
( =ω=) NEXT QUESTION

311 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 01:58

( ゚ ヮ゚) Hay guys, what --

( ゚ O゚) A ROBOT! RUN!!!!!

312 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 02:04

( ゚ ヮ゚) I like robots!

313 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 02:52

(・∀・) May I download your software?

314 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 02:56

( =ω=) STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'

315 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 03:01

( =ヮ=) I ENJOY ELECTRIC CURRENT

316 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 03:03

  ( =ω=)
  _  ∩
( ´ω`)彡 (`ハ´)
Ah HA!

317 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 03:03

(`ハ´) curses.

(`ハ´) Can I have that last slice of pizza?

318 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 04:17

( =0=) PIZZA IS UNHEALTHY. HERE IS YOUR LENTIL SOUP.

319 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 06:50

  ( =0=)
  _  ∩
( `ハ´)彡 (・ω・) ...

    ミ
( `ハ´)つ (=0= )

(`ハ´) Why do I get the boring unmasking scene?

320 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 07:10

( ゚ ヮ゚) I like Clonepa, the crapass - he throws great parties!

321 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 07:14

( =0=) INSERT QUESTION OR FACE DESTRUCTION

322 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 10:23

(・∀・) Give me my J-bot back!

323 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 12:09

( =0=) DOES NOT COMPUTE

324 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 12:43

( =∀=) REQUEST RETURN OF J-BOT.

325 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 14:00

( =ω=) KIDS! GO THROWING SPARKS AT EACH OTHER IN THE GARDEN, NOT HERE

326 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 14:13

^^ <I am floatingeyes!

327 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 14:21

( ´ω`) I'm hungry.

328 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 16:54

( ・ิω・ิ) Oh, you all know what that means....

329 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 21:02

( =0=) IT MEANS HE NEEDS TO BE PLUGGED IN THE MAINS!

330 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 21:17

( ´ω`) Can somebody turn his volume down?

331 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 21:17

( =0=) KEEP YOUR SQUISHY ORGANIC GROSS BODY PARTS OFFA ME

332 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 22:14

( ・ิω・ิ) Burger King! I'm buying!!!!

333 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 22:14

(・∀・) You can't buy our love with whoppers, fartypants.

334 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 22:15

(`ハ´) Count me in!

335 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 23:29

( ・ิω・ิ)

( ・ิω`)ヾ‸

( ・ิω`) ‸ ...

( ・ิω`)つ^

( ・ิω⊊)

( ・ิω・ิ) . . .

336 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 03:22

(・∀・) Grandpa, did you see what they did while you were sleeping?

(・∀・) http://etherchan.org/wiki/index.php/Category:%28_´ω%60%29%27s_family_and_relatives

337 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 04:22

( =0=) TWIKI? I MISSED YOU LITTLE BUDDY

338 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 16:24

( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzzzzzz

339 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 20:04

( =ω=) ZzzzzzzzzzzzZAP!☆☆ ☆

340 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 01:14

( ´ω`) Glad to see the bug zapper is still working. That's one less trip I'll have to make to Home Depot.

341 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 03:25

( =ω=) I FARTED

342 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 11:56

( ´ω`) I think I may just have to kill everyone here on this board. All I wanted was some damn sleep, but you darn hooligans are runnin' around farting everywhere! I can't stand your smell, much less mine!

343 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 13:21

( =ω=) MY FARTS SMELL LIKE VANILLA OZONE

344 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 17:18

ミ*゚ー゚) Hi Grandpa!

345 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 17:46

( ´ω`) Natumi! I haven't seen you in ages! How's your mother?

346 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 17:51

( =ω=) GREETINGS, FLESHBAG. WOULD YOU CARE TO RECIEVE MY FART?

347 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 20:25

ミ*゚ー゚) She's off the drugs and high on life!

348 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 20:30

( ´ω`) That... that makes me happy. I remember the time I confronted her about her drug use, asking her where she learned to do those things, and she looked up and said "I learned it from YOU, Dad! I learned it from YOU!"

349 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 01:38

(・∀・) Grandpa, is this thread starting to develop a coherent storyline?

350 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 01:58

( ´ω`) Shut up Junior, I'm talking! Go play in the street, it's fun.

351 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 04:38

ミ*゚ー゚) Yeah, mom and I still laugh about that story.

352 Name: Jane : 1993-09-4635 07:11

:-) good!
r2_jane@yahoo.co.jp

353 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 10:03

ミ*゚ー゚) Looks like she's back at it after all!

354 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 13:38

( ´ω`) That's okay, we'll just fish her out of the gutter and get her back into rehab again. So, have you heard from your no-account father lately?

355 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 13:56

ミ*゚-゚) He's probably at Burger King again. Just follow your nose...

356 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 14:01

( ・ิω・ิ) Sounds like my kinda guy!

357 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 14:06

(・∀・) So, Grandpa, is Natumi my first cousin?

358 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 03:20

( ´ω`) Why, are you planning to jump her bones?

359 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 14:22

(・∀・) Is she "pure"?

360 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 15:52

ミ*゚ー゚) Too pure for you, hairlip!

361 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 15:54

(・∀・) People tell me I have a great personality, though!

362 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 16:23

( ´ω`) Junior, we don't live in Alabama. It's unseemly to have 'relations' with your relations.
Why don't you go out with that nice Hay-chan from Needler Hall? She's a looker!

363 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 17:56

(・∀・) Grandpa, I know I'm not supposed to correct you since this is probably because of your meds, but...

(・∀・) Needler Hall isn't real.

364 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 19:10

( ´ω`) Kids today think they understand everything and believe in nothing. I bet if a magical pet tried to talk to you, you'd do your best to book yourself on Johnny Carson.

365 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 00:43

(・∀・) Who's Johnny Carson?

366 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 01:21

( ´ω`) ...

367 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 09:15

(・∀・)

368 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 12:01

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's "man pussy"?

369 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 12:33

( ´ω`) I don't know you anymore.

370 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 13:11

(・∀・) I only do it to get a rise out of you, you know. I'm afraid that you're becoming depressed, Grandpa. Have you considered Zoloft?

371 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 14:13

( ´ω`) Good skiing in Zoloft, my boy. I love that long run.

372 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 15:48

(・∀・) You skii???

373 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 17:23

(・∀・) Grandpa, we gotta go save Squeeks!!

374 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 17:53

( ´ω`) What's wrong with him THIS time? Seriously, I have to bail that kid out every time there's the smallest amount of trouble.

375 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 18:04

(・∀・) He's drowning! He can't swim with the weight of that poop hat on him!

376 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 18:05

( ´ω`) We're just disembodied heads, Junior. What the hell are we going to do?

377 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 19:10

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378 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 19:35

( ´ω`) About damn time you make yourself useful. You know where the thread is, get going.

379 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4638 04:39

( ´ω`) Now where was I?

( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

380 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 11:57

( `ω´) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

381 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 12:02

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382 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 12:03

(・∀・) GRANDPA! NOOOOOOOOO

383 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 12:04

( ゚ -゚) woah

384 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 12:05

( ・ิω・ิ) It was going to happen eventually.

385 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 12:12

( ´ω`) Well, that cleared out the old sinuses.

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) What's everybody gawking at?

386 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 13:27

(・∀・) Grandpa, are you Ideon?

387 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 15:38

( ゚ -゚) you sploded

388 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 17:02

ミ*゚-゚) that was scary

389 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 17:10

( ´ω`) ... the fruits of my loins are a bunch of wimps.

390 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 20:51

( ´ω`) Exploding is a normal, healthy bodily function. No need to freak out, kids.

391 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 20:52

(・∀・) I wanna try!

392 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 20:53

(`∀´) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

(`∀´) ...

(・∀・) Aw, darnit.

393 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 00:56

セクロスさせろ〜

394 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 00:59

( ´ω`) pooを食べてください。

395 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 01:03

(・∀・) I didn't know you spoke korean, grandpa!

396 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 02:04

( ´ω`) I'm just in it for the kimchee.

397 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 02:08

(・∀・) I'm a big fan of Bibimbob and kulbogi. We should have korean food more often.

398 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 09:56

ミ*゚ー゚) I like their ice cream!

399 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 15:50

(・∀・) Grandpa, where did that baby get to?

400 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 15:51

( ´ω`) At the rate it was running, it's probably 400 miles away by now.

401 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 15:51

(・∀・) Grandpa, the VIPPERs came back for a little while! Did you talk to your lady friend?

402 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 16:14

 .__
ヽ|・∀・|ノ ようかんマンですよ〜
 |__|
  | |

403 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 16:26

( ´ω`) あなたは脚人との箱ですか?

404 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 16:26

ミ*゚ー゚) That was a pretty subtle 400get, Grandpa!

405 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 19:17

>>403
 .__
ヽ|・∀・|ノ はい
 |__|
  | |

406 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 22:08

(・∀・) Grandpa, when is Darkpa going to make a new thread?

407 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 00:03

( ´ω`) Go in the pantry and ask him.

408 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 02:49

( `ハ´) That whole thread thing is overrated. Snippets is where it's at now.

409 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 03:37

(・∀・) Grandpa, have you ever farted and then have a little something...extra come out? And then have to rush immediately to the bathroom?

410 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 03:44

ミ*゚o゚) ewwwwwww!

411 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 03:45

( ´ω`) Junior, don't work blue in front of the kids.

412 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 12:47

(・∀・) Sorry.

413 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 13:11

( ´ω`) So, Natumi.. whats in that basket you brought me?

414 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 13:28

ミ*゚ー゚) Oh, these are my things! I was thinking about staying for a while.

415 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4640 13:34

(・∀・) Grandpa, have you been to 2ch before? I heard it was a tough place to be.

416 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 15:01

KA-BOOM!!! ( ´>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ω O`<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

( ´

` ω

417 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 15:47

(・∀・) ...brrrt.

418 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 16:33

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) Natumi, you can have Junior's room. Junior, move your crap to the basement.

419 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 17:20

(・∀・) But my room is in the basement!

420 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 17:58

( ´ω`) In that case, you're moving into the garage. now git!

421 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 18:44

(・∀・) .........its not fair

422 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 18:59

ミ*゚ー゚) Thank you, Grandpa! I'll start making dinner for us!

423 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 19:02

ガッ    ∧__∧  ∩ < Life isn't fair, now git!
     (,,´ω`)彡☆
      ⊂彡☆))∀・) <OW OW OW yes Grandpa sorry grandpa OW
       ☆

424 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 21:02

( ´ω`) Nothin' wrong with that boy a good whuppin' wouldn't fix.

( ´ω`) Now where was I?

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

425 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 21:11

ミ*゚ー゚) Oh, and Junior?

(・∀・) ... Yes?

ミ*゚ー゚) If you ever say a single word against me to Grandpa, I'll slit your throat while you sleep in that cold, cold garage.

(・∀・)...

426 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 21:12

( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( ´ω`) *

( ´ω`) Do I smell pie?

427 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 21:13

  ∧_∧    
 ( ´ω`) < What the hell is that seeping in through the floor?
 (つ つ   I'll need to have junior fix the septic tank again.
 (_)_)                人
〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜(__)〜〜〜〜〜    

428 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 21:22

(・∀・) Grandpa, I want to ask you more questions, but you're too busy with life and everyone else. Don't you have time for me anymore?

429 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 21:25

( ´ω`) Yeah, yeah, I'll write you in for some time next week. Don't call me, I'll call you.

430 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 01:10

(・∀・) Grandpa, what do you think about life on the internet?

431 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 02:23

( ´ω`) It's chaotic. I feel as though many people control me, and I have no control over myself.

432 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 02:58

( ´ω`) lol boobies!

433 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 04:28

( ´ω`) My name is Squeeks

434 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 05:45

(・∀・) Uh-oh, dementia. I think it's time you went to the nursing home, Paps.

435 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 08:22

( ´ω`) Woah there bucko! You're not Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

436 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 13:32

ミ*゚ー゚) He's just fine here. I'll take good care of him!

437 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 13:33

(・∀・) What are you trying to do here?!

438 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 13:34

ミ*゚ー゚) Grandpa is not going anywhere! (Until he rewrites his will, leaving everything to me!)

439 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 15:05

ミ*゚ー゚) Did you forget about >>425 ?

440 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 15:13

( ・ー・) Don't worry, I'll take care of this.

   ミ*゚ー゚)
  _  ∩
( ・ー・)彡 

( ・ー・) ...

441 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 16:10

( ´ω`) I don't even have a will.

442 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 16:51

ミ*゚ー゚) Grandpa! You're awake! Do you want some freshly baked cookies?

443 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 18:07

(・∀・) Don't you trust her! She's after your fortune!

 Λ   _
く ⊂ヽ・∀・)ヽ    Aaaaiiii!
 VV `ヽ  ヽ' ))
     ノ   ノ
    し' ⌒J
                                        ノ∩
    _     YAA!          〃.._ヾ\|\|゛\       ⊂  ヽ
  ( ・∀・) ミ ______ _ /         >      /ミ*。ー。)っ
 γ 二つ つ............................. ..............           く      U
  {   (    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ \........ .......... ::::::: >    ・@;∴‥
  ヽ,)ヽ,)                ゛ ~V゛////

444 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 18:08

( ´ω`) I don't even have a fortune.

445 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 18:09

ミ*゚-゚) Really? Shucks.

446 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 18:10

( ´ω`) Kids these days believe anything you tell them.

447 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 18:12

We must escape!
---------------------------------v----
You told me that old fart was rich!
-------------------------v---
                  ∧_∧ ∧_∧
                  ミ*゚-゚)(  `ハ´)
                 /  ,,,,⊃   つ┓
               〜(,,  ゝ (,,,    ) 冊冊
               ,' ̄U' γ__/;;||ノ ノγヽ⌒ヽ
               (--(ニ二__(_) (--〇--)
    squeeks      ゝ/ヽノ    ̄  ゝ/ヽノ    ;
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448 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 18:13

( ´ω`) Junior, I had no idea you'd reached level 5.

(・∀・) Yeah! I can cast fireball now!

449 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 18:15

( ´ω`) Now somebody said something about cookies?

450 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 18:28

( ・ー・) I'll make some brownies.

451 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 18:37

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) Sigh. Just like her mother.

( ´ω`) I'm getting too old for this.

452 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 19:56

(・∀・) Some day we'll all look back on this and laugh.

453 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 20:16

( ´ω`) By the way, you can't move back into the basement.

454 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 20:28

(・∀・) I'm not sleeping in your bed with you again, I'm not 9 years old any more!

455 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 21:39

( ´ω`) ....you don't turn 9 for two more years...

456 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 22:00

(・∀・) But I'm 12!

457 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 22:59

( ´ω`) 12 already? Well, you may notice certain changes in your body soon, and I don't want that going on in my house!

458 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4642 07:44

(・∀・) But I can't control my bodily functions, Grandpa

        ∧_∧
       _( ´ω`)Okay, shut the fuck up, Junior.
     /      )           _     _
    / ,イ 、  ノ/    ∧ ∧―= ̄ `ヽ, _
   / / |   ( 〈 ∵. ・(    __ >  ゛ 、_―
  | !  ヽ  ー=- ̄ ̄=_、  (/ , ´ノ
  | |   `iー__=―_ ;, / / /
   !、リ  -=_二__ ̄_=;, / / ,'
       /  /       /  /|  |
      /  /       !、_/ /   〉
    / _/             |_/
    ヽ、_ヽ

459 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4642 08:28

        ∧_∧
       _( ´ω`)Hold still while I kick you
     /      )           _     _
    / ,イ 、  ノ/    ∧ ∧―= ̄ `ヽ, _
   / / |   ( 〈 ∵. ・(    __ >  ゛ 、_―
  | !  ヽ  ー=- ̄ ̄=_、  (/ , ´ノ
  | |   `iー__=―_ ;, / / /
   !、リ  -=_二__ ̄_=;, / / ,'
       /  /       /  /|  |
      /  /       !、_/ /   〉
    / _/             |_/
    ヽ、_ヽ

460 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4642 18:37

 Λ   _
く ⊂ヽ・∀・)ヽ    Aaaaiiii!
 VV `ヽ  ヽ' ))
     ノ   ノ
    し' ⌒J
                                    
    _     YAA!          〃.._ヾ\|\|゛\     
  ( ・∀・) ミ ______ _ /         >    
 γ 二つ つ............................. ..............           く     
  {   (    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ \........ .......... ::::::: >   
  ヽ,)ヽ,)                ゛ ~V゛////

461 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4642 18:38

( ´ω`) You missed.

462 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4642 18:40

(・∀・) FINE I'LL SLEEP IN THE STUPID GARAGE OK?

463 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4642 20:41

( ´ω`) No need to be a bad sport about it, Junior.

464 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4642 20:44

( ´ω`) Great. The contractors will be in tomorrow to start the renovations.

( ´ω`) Finally, I'm going to have a jacuzzi. My arthritis and I can hardly wait.

465 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 01:08

( `ハ´) Hello, and thank you for hiring Apkrad Contractors!

( `ハ´) ...Before we get started on that jacuzzi we'll need to make some improvements to your fridge...

466 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 01:24

( `ハ´) Little did the senile old fool realise that by "improvements" I really meant 'looting it of every edible...

( ´ω`) Hello! I'm still here!

( `ハ´) morsel once he fell asleep!

( ´ω`) Now I know what you're up to, so I can jus-zzzZZZzzzZZ

467 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 04:52

ガッ    ∧__∧  ∩ < Get out of my kitchen, you six-piece
     (,,´ω`)彡☆ Chicken McNobody!
      ⊂彡☆))ハ´) <Ow ow ow stopit OW
       ☆

468 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 04:53

( ゚ ヮ゚) Hit me too!

ガッ    ∧__∧  ∩ < Alllllllrighty!
     (,,´ω`)彡☆
      ⊂彡☆))ヮ゚) <Wheeeeeeeee!
       ☆

469 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 04:54

(・∀・) Grandpa, didn't you use that insult before? It's kind of old now!

470 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 04:56

ガッ    ∧__∧  ∩ < Oh, you want some of this too?
     (,,´ω`)彡☆
      ⊂彡☆))∀・) <ow sorry ow sorry ow sorry ow sorry
       ☆

471 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 05:06

( ´ω`) This is fun! Where'd my wife get to?

472 Name: My Sentences!3pI2s8EqCA : 1993-09-4643 06:17

( -_-) I misspelled afford.

473 Name: My Sentences!3pI2s8EqCA : 1993-09-4643 06:26

AND posted the correction on the wrong topic. You've screwed me again Grandpa!

474 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 06:50

(・∀・) Grandpa, your saga has turned into shit. Your popularitiy is virtually non-existant compared to last year. What are you going to do now?

475 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 09:44

( ´ω`) the logical thing to do in this case would be to gb2/2005, naturally.

476 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 10:50

<a ="http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1118254935/">( ´ω`) Grandpa,</a><br>
<a ="http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1128450843/">( ´ω`) Grandpa (v2.0)</a><br>
<a ="http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1137058177/">[Part 3] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary]</a><br>
<a ="http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1144720445/">[Part 4] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary]</a><br>

477 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 10:51

(・∀・) Grandpaspamers.

478 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 12:06

( ´ω`) It ain't the real thing, Junior. It's just a spasm.

479 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 12:07

(・∀・) Ever since you exploded, you've been so wierd!

480 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 12:32

( ´ω`) Right thing you said have you.

481 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 13:21

(・∀・) Grandpa, Shhhh. I think George Bush and the NSA are tapping into our conversations.

482 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 14:33

( ´ω`) The red chair is against the wall, Junior.

(・∀・) Okay, I'll go get it for y- oh, wait

483 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 21:46

( ´ω`) His name is Grandpa. He is a 77 year old student at Fillswells High School in Nebraska, and he has a job at the local 7-11. He reads everything with pictures of leather in it, and his girlfriend is a biker called "Snitch". Sometimes he dreams of a chance in high fashion, but unfortunately he'll end his life a father of four, weighing more than 350 pounds. His son will name a small fileconverter-program after him in 2021.
He will be sadly missed.

484 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 02:44

Having a fileconverter-program named after you is too hilariously pathetic for words.

485 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 08:35

>>484 GUESS WHAT! I MADE A SCRIPT THAT CONVERTS WINDOWS TEXT FILES TO UNIX FORMAT AND IT'S NAME IS SQUEEKS AND

486 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 09:18

(・∀・) Okay.

487 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 10:07

( ´ω`)

488 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 10:07

( ´ω`)

489 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 10:07

( ´ω`)

490 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 10:08

( ´ω`)

491 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 10:08

( ´ω`)

492 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 10:08

( ´ω`)

493 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 10:08

( ´ω`)

494 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 10:08

( ´ω`)

495 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 11:13

( ´ω`) So anyway, there we were with my tongue down her throat and her legs up on the mantlepiece when all of a sudden....

496 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 11:18

( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

497 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 11:58

(・∀・) What just happened?

498 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 12:01

( ´ω`) Hm? Oh, I was sleepwalking again.

499 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 12:02

(・∀・) That sounds dangerous!

500 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 12:02

( ゚ ヮ゚) 500get! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

501 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 12:04

( ´ω`) ...so then I put on the Iridium Crown, declared myself Emperor and then hauled ass outta there. My little prank tore down the whole 3rd Imperium, Junior. What do you think the moral of this story is?

502 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 12:06

(・∀・)!!!? Wait what?

503 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 13:30

( ´ω`) Junior, pay attention! It's not like my stories have scroll up and down features....

( ´ω`) ....

504 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 15:52

( ´ω`)

505 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 15:59

      ∧__∧  ∩
     (,,´ω`)彡☆
      ⊂彡☆))Д・) !!
       ☆

506 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 16:00

( ´ω`)

507 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 16:15

(・∀・)

508 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 16:15

))Д・;)

509 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 16:17

( ´ω`)

(・∀・)

510 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 16:34

(・∀・) I hate awkward silences.

511 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 16:36

( ´ω`)

512 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 16:46

( ´ω`) Let's go 488 by awkward silence!

( ´ω`)

513 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 16:55

(・∀・) So I take it you assassinated Emperor Strephon? That was mean.

514 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 16:55

( ´ω`) I had to. The third imperium was getting so stagnant and boring...

515 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 17:02

( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzzzz

516 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 17:59

( ´゚ω゚`) All of a sudden, I'm famished. Who do we have to eat around here, Junior?

517 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 18:36

(・∀・ ) I'm outta here!

518 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 18:36

(´゚ω゚`) brains

519 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 18:38

( ・∀・) My name is Squeeks and Junior has asked me to replace him for a while!

520 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 20:35

(´゚ω゚`) Is that desert I smell behind your eyes?

521 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 20:50

( ・∀・) Of course. I'm filled with squeeksand. Now go away and learn to spell.

522 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 03:32

(´゚ω゚`) ...brai-

(ω´三ω´) wurblewurblewurblewurble

( ´ω`) Where did I just go?

523 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 07:48

(・∀・) Jimminy jillickers! A stunning new plot development, Grandpa!

524 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 15:01

( ´ω`) Don't get smart with me, young man.

525 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 04:36

(・∀・) AH YEU OKAY?!?

( ´ω`) Wha-

   BUSTA WOLF!!1                 _ // //,.,,;:;/::
                           _// ;//;:.,,/,,.
    ∧_∧                 // ,,;:/./;:
    ( ・∀・) ///           // .://,,     ∧ _ /
    /  二⊃⊃========= = =      (    )
  ○|  _ ヽ  ヽヽヽ           ヽヽ ,,;;.   ⊂    /
  / / ) )                 \_ \..,,//;;
  (__) (_)                   \\_,,,,//..//::,,,;;

526 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 04:47

(´゚ω゚`) brains

527 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 06:15

(・∀・) GET SEE RAHS!

528 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 19:22

( ´ω`) Questions, questions!

529 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 22:46

(・∀・) Okay. You ask, I answer.

530 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 23:17

( ´ω`) Is it still World War II?

531 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 00:09

(・∀・) Nope grandpa, just shitty posts again, calm down.

532 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 12:10

( ´ω`) Back in my day we didn't have these newfangled anonymous message boards! We had to register a handle before posting!

533 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 13:39

( ´ω`) And we liked it that way! People were friendly, too. Just like that nice boy, winter, on http://becauseitswinter.com

534 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4648 15:21

(・∀・) Grandpa, I read To Kill A Mockingbird, but it has nothing to do with Mockingbirds at all! Just people with weird names like Scout and Atticus and this black guy who was accused of rape. I mean, what the heck, you know?

535 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4648 16:18

( ´ω`) You know, I learned to read with "Fun With Dick and Jane".
It was ANYTHING but fun. It's a miracle I still crack the books.

536 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4648 18:47

(・∀・) black guy who was accused of rape.

537 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4648 18:50

(・∀・) black guy accused of rape.

538 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4648 19:07

( ´ω`) It's not your Gramma, it's your Grammar.

539 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4648 20:13

( ゚ ヮ゚) http://www.habbo.com/ !

540 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4649 01:56

(・∀・) I'm starting to become sexually attracted to you, Grandpa. Is this normal?

541 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4649 03:20

( ´ω`) You're starting to piss off your Grandpa, Junior. So much that I'll purposely have a heart attack to stop these threads once and for all.

542 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4649 03:46

(・∀・) Won't work. You've died a few times already, but we're still going.

543 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4649 12:48

( ´ω`) And this is my fourth heart. That doesn't mean it can't break.

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) Damn you, Natumi.

544 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 03:05

(・∀・) Y'see, Grandpa, DARKNESS is the heart's TRUE essence..

(`・∀・´) And KINGDOM HEARTS will fill me with all the powers of DARKNESS!

545 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 03:10

( ´ω`) What.

546 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 03:15

( ´ω`) No grandchild of mine is going to grow up to be a dumbass yaoi fanboy. Somebody find my belt, I've got some whipping to do.

547 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 03:26

(・∀・) Oh, sorry Grandpa. How about this:

(・∀・) Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

548 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 03:30

( ´ω`) It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by HUMANS who wish to pay ME tribute!

549 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 10:02

(・∀・) This discussion board is dying grandpa. People visiting leave since they can only see boxes instead of us.

550 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 11:42

( ´ω`) You just ruined the quote and failed, as usual.

( ´ω`) Besides that, it's YOUR job to fix this place up.

551 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 12:54

(・∀・) IT TOOK ME 100 MINUTES TO THINK OF SOMETHING TO SAY!

552 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 13:00

(・∀・) Grandpa, I like Uranus!

553 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 17:14

(・∀・) Grandpa, pity post.

554 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 17:16

( ´ω`) I don't want anyone's pity, least of all yours. Now get back to the garage, punk.

555 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 17:24

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was the Industrial Revolution like?

556 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 17:50

( ´ω`) It was the good old days, when I could have sold you for child labor and pocketted your meager salary. Nowadays, having kids makes you operate at a loss.

557 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 19:57

(・∀・) Grandpa, you want me to slave labor??

558 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 20:03

( ´ω`) Of course not! Slaves don't earn any wages that I can pocket.

559 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 03:47

(・∀・) Grandpa, what were the prehistoric times like?

560 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 04:54

( ´ω`) I wouldn't remember; my memories only date back to the Mittens era.

561 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 06:51

(・∀・) Grandpa, tell me about mittens in history!

562 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 13:16

( ´ω`) Well, long ago, before the coming of the Moon and we all lived in the forest, we cowered in fear from the packs of ravenous mittens.

563 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 14:24

( ゚ o゚) ...

( ´ω`) Yes, dear. Once mittens hunted man. The most dangerous was the northern Kodiak mitten, which could squeeze a man so hard his head would pop right off. Fortunately, man created the Unraveler by adding thorns to the thighbone of an antelope. The fierce giant mittens never had a chance after that.

564 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 14:25

(・∀・) Wow.

( ´ω`) They still hunt them in Norway and Sweden. I'm wearing a sweater made from one right now!

565 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 14:36

( ゚ ヮ゚) I like sweaters!

566 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 17:39

(・∀・) V neck or turtle neck?

567 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 18:27

( ´ω`) Cow Neck. It keeps the chilly air from touching my nape, Junior. Did you know that your nape was the most tasty part of your entire body? The mittens knew this, and would always attack from behind... and you'd never hear them coming.

568 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 19:49

(・∀・) Grandpa! This subject is getting boring. You are beating a dead horse here.

569 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 20:46

( ´ω`) It is said that the native americans used every part of the mitten, but the truth is that they'd unravel them indiscriminately and leave most of the yarn for the scavengers.

570 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 20:49

(・∀・) ENOUGH ABOUT THE MITTENS!

571 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 20:50

( ゚ -゚) ...

(゚- ゚ ) I don't like you any more, Junior.

572 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 20:55

(・∀・) Wait! Come back!!

573 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 20:55

( ´ω`) Let her go. It's not like you were going to get any anyway.

574 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 21:22

(・∀・) That's kinda mean, Grandpa. We were pretty friendly!

575 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 21:39

( ´ω`) Junior, you are so in the Friend Zone with her.

576 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 03:40

          〜〜〜〜〜○〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜
                 。
                ゚
           ∧∧
          (・∀・)  I just had the craziest dream Grandpa!
         _| ⊃/(___ In it, Mittens left me :'(
       / └-(____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

577 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 04:25

         〜〜〜〜〜○〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜
                 。
                ゚
           ∧∧
          (゚- ゚ )  I just had a dream where my head was on backwa--
         _| ⊃/(___ .............
       / └-(____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

578 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 04:33

          〜〜〜〜〜○〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜
                 。
                ゚
           ∧∧
          ( ´ω`)  I just had the craziest dream Junior!
         _| ⊃/(___ In it, you thought this was the "ITT,
       / └-(____/  we ponder the previous post" thread.
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

579 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 12:25

( ´ω`) So anyway, we used to only get about three hours of sleep a night. It took three hours to walk to and from school uphill both ways, and we lived in a coverless shoebox in the middle of the highway.

580 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 13:12

(・∀・) Do we go to Hell if we tell lies?

581 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 15:41

( ´ω`) Junior, you can't go to Hell, because there is no Hell. The worst that would happen is that you'd go to France.

582 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 16:24

(・∀・) I heard that Hell is the place where all the hot sinful babes go. Is that in France?

583 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 16:56

( ´ω`) Yes, but they never bathe. Think you can handle that, Junior? Go right on sinning your little head off.

584 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 17:58

( ´ω`) Also the women there are not like you think, they are feminists.

585 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 18:40

(・∀・) How do you know all that? Have you been in France, Grandpa?

586 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 18:52

( ´ω`) I was sentenced to France after killing a man in cold blood, Junior. This was before cruel and unusual punishments were outlawed by those sissypants flaming liberals.

587 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 19:12

(・∀・) Was the moon landing real, Grandpa?

588 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 19:36

( ´ω`) The moon landing was real, Junior, but the discovery of the new world was staged on a bollywood back lot.

589 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 00:34

(・∀・) So North America...

590 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 00:35

( ´ω`) ...doesn't really exist.

591 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 01:23

(・∀・) Grandpa, please don't continue my lines like that. It's kinda...

592 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 01:24

( ´ω`) ...creepy?

593 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 02:32

(・∀・) No, the other thing...

594 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 02:34

( ´ω`) Lovable?

595 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 02:50

(・∀・) Wait, North America doesn't exist?

596 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 02:51

( ´ω`) Never did, Junior.

597 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 03:52

(・∀・) And France?

598 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 04:07

( ´ω`) France what?

599 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 04:28

(・∀・) Grandpa, how'd you get to be so knowledgable?

600 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 05:44

( ´ω`) It's easy when you're jesus lol.

601 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 07:03

(・∀・) I will take that knowledge from you, Grandpa, and become one with the universe.

602 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4653 11:07

( ´ω`) well, too bad you are banned, junior.

603 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 11:12

(・A・) ...

604 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 11:51

( ´ω`) Peace and quiet at last.

605 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 12:06

(・ω・) Helpful hint: Grandpa doesn't exist.

606 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 12:08

(・∀・) That blew my mind.

607 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 13:14

(・ω・) Are we having fun yet?
(・ω・) Lessee... How about we kill Grandpa?
(・ω・) a Find The Murderer game.

608 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 15:07

ガッ    ∧__∧  ∩ < I'm still in the room you idiot!!
     (,,´ω`)彡☆
      ⊂彡☆))ω・) <ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
       ☆

609 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 17:05

(・∀・) Is this like Schrödinger's cat, where the cat is dead, alive and bloody furious at the same time?

610 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 18:13

( ´ω`) No it's like cheshire cat.

611 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 18:38

  ω

612 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 18:39

  ∀  !

613 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 18:45

(・∀・) Grandpa, how come that person's eyes are missing?

614 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 20:01

(´ώ`) Did you forget?

615 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 23:21

(・∀・) Grandpa! Your face!

616 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 23:23

(´ώ`) Hm? Oh...

( ´ω`) I was just in the back of the room, Junior. Why are you so panicky these days?

617 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 23:23

(・∀・) Living in the garage. The hobospiders keep me up all night with their singing.

618 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 23:44

( ´ω`) Ah, yes. You can tell them from regular brown recluse spiders by their jaunty blue top-hats and bloodshot eyes.

619 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4654 01:57

(・∀・) Huge tits or flat chests?

620 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4654 05:57

( ´ω`) Either is good, as long as they are not the disgusting types that fall in between those sizes.

621 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4654 07:22

(・∀・) Grandpa, do sheep have sheep?

622 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4654 07:23

( ´ω`) No, sheep don't have sheep, sheep have lambs.

623 Name: Yay!J2sprLV9fQ!!JJYYs87i : 1993-09-4654 10:31

(・∀・)

624 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4654 14:31

(・∀・) Grandpa, is the world out of control?

625 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4654 15:11

( ´ω`) Well, little'un, it's a tad early to say

626 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4654 15:39

(・∀・) Grandpa! I just realized I don't want to go to hell! Eternal damnation and suffering isn't my idea of spending all my life after death.

627 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4654 16:14

          ∧∧
        (( (´ω`) )) < Bit late to be thinking about that now, Junior!
        (( // 、) 、)∩))
      ((〜((≡γ'⌒ヽ∧∧ ))
         し'`Jし'ゝつ;・∀・)っ ))

628 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4654 18:57

(・∀・) Grandpa, is my name Squeeks?

629 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4654 18:57

(・∀・) never mind.

630 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4654 18:58

(・∀・) Grandpa, is my name Boon?

631 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4654 20:02

(´ω`) I've always called you Junior, because I hate your real name.

632 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4654 20:06

⊂二二二(´ω`)二二二⊃ GrandBoooo......

633 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4654 20:09

⊂二二二(´ω`)二二二⊃ Pa! Pa! Pa! Papapan

634 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4654 22:11

(・∀・) I'm almost afraid to ask...

(´ω`) "Tralfaz."

635 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4654 22:13

(・∀・) ...

(・∀・) I LOVE IT!

636 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4654 22:19

⊂二☆二(´ω`)二☆二⊃ RA-TA-TA-TA

637 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 02:18

(´ω`)Ah, the smell of gunpowder...

638 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 02:21

(・∀・) ...stinks, actually.

639 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 07:47

(´ω`) Quiet, I'm reminiscing.

(´ω`) ...

(´ω`) grunt Oh yeah, that's the stuff.

640 Name: ⊂二二二( ゚ ヮ゚)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 07:56

⊂二二二( ^∀^)二二二⊃

641 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 12:10

(・∀・) Grandpa, should I take up Yoga or Tai Chi?

642 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 12:41

(´ω`) I would recommend Tai Quon Leap, Junior. The classes would be good for your character.

643 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 14:25

(・∀・) What are the chances that I'm going to get hurt?

644 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 15:48

(´ω`) Negligible, really. Trust your old grandpa.

645 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 15:49

(´ω`) They're very high if you think it will teach you anything about being in a real fight. Stick with Tekken Tag.

646 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 23:01

(・∀・) I play as Jin, usually. How about you, Grandpa?

647 Name: ⊂二二二( ゚ ヮ゚)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 23:05

(´ω`) Chun-Li.

648 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 14:43

(・∀・) Grandpa, which was your favorite Master of Orion? One, two or three?

649 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 14:44

(´ω`) Three. All I had to do was click End of Turn over and over, and I'd win.

650 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 16:27

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's your opinion on the recent increase in ninja-related crimes?

651 Name: insurance auto : 1993-09-4657 16:40

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652 Post deleted by moderator.

653 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 16:55

(・∀・) Oops.

654 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 17:21

(´ω`) I keep telling you to lock the door, Junior. Last time it was the Tannasinn people, now it's insurance salesmen. Don't you learn?

655 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 17:24

( ´ω`) Hold on, let me give my profile a little.

656 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 20:11

(・∀・)Grandpa, whay do you have a pair of balls hanging off the middle of your face?

657 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 10:25

(・∀・) Where does sage belong?

658 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 14:57

ガッ    ∧__∧  ∩ < You let my thread drop beneath the waves again!
     (,,´ω`)彡☆
      ⊂彡☆))∀・) <ow ow sorry ow sorry ow ow
       ☆

659 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 15:06

( ・ิω・ิ) Relax kid, your faceballs simply haven't descended yet.

660 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 15:34

( ・ิω・ิ) Izzat insurance guy still here? I need a new job.

661 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 17:11

( ―п−) Bill from the Autos Insurance Company here. May I help you?

662 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 14:18

( ・ิω・ิ) Does your company still practice promotion via assassination?

663 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 18:02

( ―п−) Our company has some of the best snipers in the world employed for that sole purpose, sir.

( ―п−) If you're interested, please read this pamflet on our Escalator Package.

664 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 21:49

(・∀・) Mr. Insurance Spammer, why is your head so freaking huge?

665 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 23:26

( ―п−) Why is your head so tiny, kid?

666 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 11:25

(´ω`) Same could be said about you, Bill, if you know what I mean. You seem to have a package-problem. You don't do too well with the ladies, do you.

667 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 15:48

( ・ิω・ิ) Gee dad, you ALWAYS do this! Can't you go a day without insulting my friends when I have them over?!

668 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 16:55

( ´ω`) Your "friend" is a SPAMMER. He's lucky I haven't killed him yet.

669 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 16:56

(・∀・) I'm going to side with Grandpa on this one, Pops.

670 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 18:12

( ・ิω・ิ) You're no son of mine!

671 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 19:28

((/ デ.ㄟ) You'll be sorry when I'm dead!

((/ デ.ㄟ) YOU'LL WISH YOU NEVER SAID THAT!!!!

672 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 19:29

(・∀・) ...

673 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 19:29

( ´ω`) ...

674 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 19:31

( ´ω`)...who are you, and why are you cutting yourself on my couch?

675 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 21:00

(・∀・) ... I'm going to go fix the lock on the door.

676 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 22:43

| ◎∧
| ・ิω・ิ) I have a policy of not treating anything self-inflicted, by the way.
|. V ハ
|___:|__|)
|__)_)

677 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 00:08

((/ デ.ㄟ)Your policy was inspired by your arrational hatred of me, am i rite??!!?

678 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 01:33

(・∀・) Grandpa, do you think there is a force such as karma or kismet that takes note of all your good and bad deeds and that it will reward/punish you in some unconnected way?

679 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 01:44

( ´ω`)...who are you, and why aren't you cutting yourself on my couch?

680 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 03:46

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        .!∧∧|」(◎)ヽ-ー'
        !( ´ω`)     :::| Yknow what, I'm tired of all you new people coming into my thread.
         |(|   | ,,,,,,  :::| You got about 10 seconds to leave.
        〜|  |___:::| ,,,
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681 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 03:53

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        ( ・∀・)  I think you forgot how strong I am, Grandpa.
       __〃`ヽ 〈_ I can benchpress this thread with my PENIS.
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682 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 08:05

        .!∧∧|」(◎)ヽ-ー'
        !( ´ω`)     :::| Childish...

683 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 12:58

( ´ω`) The quality of discourse here has gone down dramatically.
I think it's time for a nap.

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

684 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 13:01

(・∀・) Grandpa, do ostrich sleep when they bury their heads in the ground?

685 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 13:11

( `ω´) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

686 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 13:13

(・∀・) Gra- oh. sorry...

687 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 13:55

(・∀・) GRANDPAAAAAAAAAA!!!

688 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 15:34

( ´ω`) JUNIOOOOOOOOOOR!!!

689 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 15:35

(・∀・) KANEDAAAAAAAA!!!!

690 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 15:35

( ´ω`) TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

691 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 15:36

(・∀・) Whew, that was fun.

692 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 15:36

( ´ω`) I agree. Now let's never do it again.

693 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 17:03

(・∀・) Grandpa? I just noticed that your teeth are particularly shiny today.

694 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 17:55

( ´ω`) Crest Sensitivity Protection Extra Whitening is specially formulated to whiten teeth while helping protect them against cold, heat, acids, sweets and contact. Clinically proven to help relieve sensitive teeth pain, Crest Sensitivity Protection fights cavities and leaves teeth feeling clean.

695 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 18:01

(・∀・) ...

696 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 18:16

( ´ω`) Your income from servicing retired old military grunts isn't cutting it any more, junior. I have to keep the lights on somehow!

697 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 21:46

(・∀・) That's it! I'm going to start working for Bill.

698 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 21:46

(・∀・) You want me to get a real job?

699 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 21:48

( ´ω`) Your income from servicing retired old military grunts isn't cutting it any more, junior. I have to keep the lights on somehow!

700 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 00:56

( ´ω`) KYOMI is not exhausted! It sprouts, and experience is full! Try with love!

( ´ω`) Alright, that should take care of the cable bill for this month.

701 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 01:30

(・∀・) But we still need new locks!

702 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 04:49

( ´ω`) Pffft, locks. In my day we used artillery to keep out unwanted houseguests.

703 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 05:44

((/ テ_ㄟ) I remember those days well (if not fondly...)

704 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 05:50

(・∀・) So Grandpa! What do you want to eat tonight?

705 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 05:55

( ´ω`) ebi fry.

706 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 18:58

( ´ω`) My treat. You pay.

707 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 19:14

(・∀・) Give me my allowance then.

708 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 19:53

( ´ω`) Finish mowing the lawn.

709 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 19:59

(・∀・) ... okay.

710 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 21:08

((/ デ.ㄟ) It... hurts... Grandpa...

((/ デ.ㄟ) I'm... h...a...p...p...y...

((/ デ.ㄟ) Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa...

711 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:08

ガッ    ∧__∧  ∩ < Cheer up! The Hope of a Mope
     (,,´ω`)彡☆ is a Dope on a Rope!
      ⊂彡☆))デ.ㄟ) <Ow ow ow stopit OW
       ☆

712 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:22

(  デ.ㄟ) Now I don't even have my stylish hair...

713 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:27

HaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTS

714 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:27

HaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTS

715 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:28

HaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTS

716 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:28

HaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTS

717 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:28

HaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTS

718 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:30

O M G

fuk u fgt

719 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:30

HaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTS

720 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:32

( ´ω`) /b/tards, you get the fuck out of my thread this instant, or I'll spank you all!

721 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:42

FUK U ASS HAT WE B FROM THE WOW FORUMS AND GOT FUCKIN BANHAMMERED SO SHUT UR FUKKIN TRAP FGT TIL OUR SUPSENION IS OVER AND LET US TO OUR SHIT

722 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:43

723 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:43

HOG WINS THE INTARNET

724 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:50

I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco

I want to ride on a white horse

I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco

I want to ride on a white horse

I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco

I want to ride on a white horse

725 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:52

I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco

I want to ride on a white horse

I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco

I want to ride on a white horse

726 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:56

        ∧_∧
        (; ´ω`)    < That's no way to speak to your elders!
       __〃`ヽ 〈_
   γ´⌒´-−ヾvーヽ⌒ヽ
  /⌒  ィ    `i´  ); `ヽ
  /    ノ^ 、___¥__人  |
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 (   <_ \ヘ、,, ,+、rノ/  /
  ヽ_  \ )ゝ、__,+、_ア〃 /
    ヽ、___ ヽ.=┬─┬〈  ソ、
      〈J .〉、| 神. |, |ヽ-´
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      /   ノ|__| |
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     .,ゝ   )  イ ヽ ノ
     y `レl   〈´  リ
     /   ノ   |   |         ∧∧ 
     l  /    l;;  |         (;゚Д゚)
     〉 〈      〉  |         / つ⊃
    /  ::|    (_ヽ \、     〜( ,つ
   (。mnノ      `ヽnm      (/"

727 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 01:40

HaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTS

728 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 06:37

(・∀・)You can't stop here, this is bat country

729 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4663 06:46

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )    >>713-717,719,721,723,725,727  
 ( ´_⊃`) < are all banned for disturbing the peace
 (つ   つ 
 | | |    
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730 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 07:47

(・∀・)

731 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 07:49

(; ´ω`)who the fuck is that junior?

732 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 12:16

(・∀・)That's just MODD, Grandpa. Even though he has a tripcode, he's pretty cool and he bans people.

(・∀・)Anyway, Grandpa, I didn't know you could perform magic! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MPz1SYDoSI

733 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 15:59

( ´ω`)Don't link to porn, junior.

734 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 16:02

( ´ω`) We can't have that pesky moderator catching on to us this late in the game, after all.

735 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 09:44

( ´ω`) I said "WE CAN'T HAVE THAT PESKY MODERATOR CATCHING ON TO US THIS LATE IN THE GAME, AFTER ALL."

736 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 09:46

(・∀・) IT TOOK ME FUCKING 100 MINUES TO READ THAT POST GRANDPA

737 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 14:13

( ´ω`) You should take a speed reading course, Junior. Once I read the Encyclopedia Britannica in three hours.

738 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 14:15

( ´_⊃`) Just comin over to check and make sure everything's all right.

739 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 14:27

(・∀・) he's fake grandpa, the real one has tripcode.

740 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 14:37

( ´_⊃`) I don't get dressed for emergencies.

741 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 16:12

(・∀・) he's fake grandpa, the real is only text.

742 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 17:33

( ´_⊃`) I am dimensions beyond your view of reality. I can manifest myself into physical form at any given moment.

( ´_⊃`) But I still have to get dressed.

743 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4664 17:37

>>742 Banned for discunducting the BBS.

744 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 20:52

( ´ω`)I used to be a mod back in the day! I used to ban people for using incorrect grammar and spelling, and that wasn't even harsh! You kids have it easy, running around, swearing like nothing, listening to that filthy rap music or whatever...

745 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 20:58

( ´ω`)By the way, you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.

746 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 22:06

(・∀・) Yo Homes, smell ya later!

747 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 06:31

(・∀・)Grandpa, have you ever observed the twinkles of a little star, and ever wondered how they were?

748 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 17:22

( ´ω`)I used to sing that song to you when you were too small for even a line of text! And no one actually cares how the little stars are doing, it's just some retarded song that soothes people, for some reason.

749 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 18:02

(・∀・)Grandpa, I'm just coming from the bathroom, and it seems you didn't flush it again. Maybe you should go to a nursing home.

750 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 19:34

( ´ω`)Sonny, I'm afraid we're gonna have to do an insult the poster above us trick to get our popularity back.

751 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 19:41

(・∀・)>>750 sucks ass!

752 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 23:37

( ´ω`) >>751 kisses >750 without waiting for him to clean his mouth!

753 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 02:23

(・∀・)Grandpa, I've entered the 36th chamber and stepped to the Wu. What do I do know?

754 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 02:27

(・∀・)Um, I mean "now," not "know." Sorry about that, Grandpa.

755 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 03:37

( ´ω`)Enter the 37th chamber and make me some Tang.

756 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 08:15

(・∀・)二二⊃ Kitchen is that way.

757 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 08:47

( ´ω`)☞ 37th chamber is also that way. Now get going.

758 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 11:03

⊂二二(・∀・) 37th chamber is that way.

759 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 11:18

⊂☞( ´ω`)

760 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 11:25

(〰〄-〄)The direction of this chamber is disputed. Please see the discussion on the talk page.

761 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 15:05

           That way!
       That way! That way!
    That way That way! That way!
  That way! ∩   ∩ ノ)   That way!
 That way!  川 ∩ 川彡'三つ  That way!
That way! ⊂ミ∩、⊂ミ∩彡⊃    That way!
That way!⊂三ミ( ´ω`)彡三彡三⊃ That way!
That way! ⊂彡川⊂彡川ミ⊃    That way!
That way!⊂彡川∪⊃ U川彡⊃   That way!
 That way! (ノ ∪  川 ∪ミ)  That way!
  That way!      ∪     That way!
    That way! That way! That way!
        That way! That way!
            That way! 

762 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 15:09

Σ ( °Д °) This must be his Unlimited Direction Works!

763 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 17:19

(・∀・)IT TOOK ME FUCKING 100 MINUTES TO FIND THE WAY TO KITCHEN GRANDPA

764 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 17:57

( ´ω`)Did you bring my beer back like I asked?

765 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 20:11

(・Д・)

766 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 20:52

( °Д °)

767 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 21:54

つつ☜(´ω` ) fingering tits

768 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 22:12

(・∀・)I came.

769 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4667 07:24

( ´ω`) All life begins with Grandpa and ends with Grandpa.

770 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4667 10:31

(・∀・)So it's kind of circular, right!?

771 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4667 12:44

( ´ω`) Not at all. The universe didn't exist before I was born, and when I die, you're all dying with me.

772 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4667 13:30

(・Д・)So, Grandpa, are you saying that we're all a dream... and you're the dreamer? Jeez.... So much for taking the red bill.

773 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4667 16:06

( ´ω`) Not at all. The Elitist Superstructure won't let us.

774 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4667 17:46

(・∀・) ...but I heard that in the Elitist Superstructure, you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax!

775 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4667 18:25

( ´ω`) Not at all. That was before moot decided to name the web site to a current meme. Proving his will to ejaculate on an innocent girls mouth and make her swallow forecfully.

776 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4667 18:28

(・∀・)you mean squeeks right?
( ´ω`) oh yes.

777 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4667 21:13

(・∀・)Grandpa, what kind of music do you listen to?

778 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4667 21:39

( ´ω`) Frank Zappa, but only the pure instrumental stuff. I don't like dirty language in my music.

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) Except for Penguin in Bondage. That one rocks.

779 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4667 21:44

( ´ω`) ... I also like scandinavian warhammer metal.

780 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4667 22:31

(・∀・)Grandpa, why do people like ninjas so much? S'like, enough already with all the ninjas, y'know?

781 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 03:51

( ´ω`) I personally killed Hattori Hanzo, Junior. You fucking punks have no clue what it's like to be a nidjah.

782 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 08:10

        ∧_∧
       ( ಠ∀ಠ)Grandpa! Do you ever have erotic dreams
       (    っ-~ about Junior?

783 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 08:59

(・∀・)Grandpa, why do people hate steven segal so much? I mean he married a japanese woman and speaks fluent japanese and has black belt in kendo and he's aikido master.

784 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 10:52

( ´ω`) That's reason enough to hate anyone!

785 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 13:49

(・Д・)What does it take for a man to change?

786 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 15:40

( ´ω`) A fresh set of clean clothes and some privacy, Junior.

787 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 18:59

(・∀・)What is a man?

788 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 19:07

( ´ω`) meat and mess, same as a woman.

789 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 19:30

(・∀・)No, no, Grandpa! You're supposed to say, "A miserable pile of secrets!" It's one of those internet meme cathcphrase things we kids repeat day after day after day after day.

790 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 19:51

( ´ω`) ...no wonder the world is going to hell, what with you kids sitting round repeating stale jokes instead of going out and drinking the way I did when I was your age.

791 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 19:52

( `ハ´) ..sock it to me?

792 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 21:03

(~∀~) OK guys 4chan is wicked gay and this isn't some stupid post like "oh these threads are bad you shouldn't look at them" I like dqn but lately the website has been so gay. For one thing, the mods are desciminateing aginst poeple who want to use names because "oh, who would want to use a name that is so wierd" well theres someone eelse who didn't want people to get credit for theyre work and accoplishment :cough: Stalin :cough:. and plus The Mods ban every thing thats not asian because its ""WESTERN"", so now their discriminating by race too, can't think of anyone like that :cough:Hitler :cogh:, oh excuse me their must be something in my throat. Thats why I think we should all go to ttp://becauseitswinter.com/. Its not gay likie this place and because the moderators thier know how to run a foroum website. IF YOU MISSED IT GOTO ttp://becauseitswinter.com/ IT IS BETTER THAN THIS PLACE and the people their are not anonymous cowards who suck up to the mods because The Mod and his posse rule this site and if you are not anonymous nazis like them they will be jark and flame you and bann you like they did in <jessy>'s THREAD
PS jessy I love you and am comeing to see you on ttp://becauseitswinter.com/

793 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 21:27

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) How winter manages to put up with this stuff, I'll never understand.

( ´ω`) That man is a saint.

794 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 00:42

( ´ω`) I'm in the mood for oatmeal.

795 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 01:38

(・∀・) I'll bring the sheep squeezins!

796 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 03:01

( ´ω`) Sheep squeezins!

797 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 03:36

(・∀・)Soon, Grandpa.... Oh, so very soon! Hee hee hee!

798 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 04:12

    ∧_∧
   (;・∀・) GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!
--=≡ /   ヽGONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!
   || ||GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!
-=≡ /\ヽ/\\ GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!
  / =ヽニ)∧ニ)∧
-= / /ヽ‖( ´ω`) Well, okay, I guess.
-//  /‖( つ旦O
/ /  / ‖と_)_)
Lノ  (_◎ニ◎ニ◎ニ◎

799 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 04:12

    ∧_∧
   (;・∀・) GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!
--=≡ /   ヽGONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!
   || ||GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!
-=≡ /\ヽ/\\ GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!
  / =ヽニ)∧ニ)∧
-= / /ヽ‖( ´ω`) Well, okay, I guess.
-//  /‖( つ旦O
/ /  / ‖と_)_)
Lノ  (_◎ニ◎ニ◎ニ◎

800 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 04:13

(・∀・)Sorry Grandpa, my interweb messed up with that last post.

(・∀・)Sorry Grandpa, I played MvC2.

(・∀・)Sorry Grandpa, I stole your 800GET.

(・∀・)Actually, I'm not sorry about that last one.

801 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 04:19

( ´ω`) Wait, what was all this about sheep squeezins?

802 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 04:26

(・∀・)

803 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 05:05

( ´ω`) ... where's my oatmeal, boy?

804 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 05:19

( =0=) IT'S RIGHT HERE ... IN MY PANTS.

805 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 08:30

    ∧__∧  ∩ < I said Oatmeal, boy! Not HOT GRITS!!
     (,,´ω`)彡☆
      ⊂彡☆))∀・) <ow sorry ow sorry ow sorry ow sorry
       ☆

806 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 13:12

( ´ω`) And no more Slashdot.

( ´ω`) For either of us.

( ´ω`) It rots the brain.

807 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 14:26

(・∀・) Here, drink this. It'll help settle your stomach.

808 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 14:26

( ´ω`) Thanks Junior. That did the job nicely.

809 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 14:27

(・∀・) Like it? I squeezed it from my own sheep!

810 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 14:28

( ´ω`) ...

      ∧__∧  ∩
     (,,´ω`)彡☆
      ⊂彡☆))∀・) <ow sorry ow sorry ow sorry ow sorry
       ☆

811 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 16:09

( ´ω`) Heh heh... I never get tired of that smackin' around AA.

812 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 16:17

(・∀・)Grandpa, how do you feel about Kago Ai being caught smoking by the tabloids and that her career may be over because of it?

813 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 16:25

( ´ω`) There's always porn as a fallback career.

814 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 18:32

( ´ω`) ...and there's always Saitama as fallback residence.

815 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 18:51

(・∀・)Saitama? Saitama!
(゚∀゚)SAITAMAA!!

816 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 18:58

( ´ω`) Get ahold of yourself, child!

817 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 19:10

(・∀・)...
(・∀・)I have NO IDEA what just came over me.

818 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 19:12

    -= ∧∧
  -=≡ ( ゚∀゚) SAITAMAA!!
    -=( つ┯つ
   -=≡/  / //
  -=≡(__)/ )
   -= (◎) ̄))

819 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 19:25

                \ │ /                 / ̄\   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄               ─( ゚ ∀ ゚ )< さいたまさいたま!                 \_/   \_________                / │ \                    ∩ ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\∩ ∧ ∧ \( ゚∀゚)< さいたまさいたまさいたま!さいたま〜〜〜!   >( ゚∀゚ )/ |    / \__________________/ |    〈 |   |              / /\_」 / /\」               ̄     / /

820 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 19:25

(・∀・)...

821 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 19:46

( ゚ ヮ゚) I like kittens and bacon cheeseburgers and SAITAMA!

822 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 20:07

( ´ω`) I was dozing the other day, and I dreamed about the CLOCKWORK ORANGE.
( ´ω`) It's been a long, long time, but they're still at it, aren't they?

823 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 20:58

(・∀・) sooner or later they're bound to get 'er done!

824 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 22:00

( ´ω`) Get 'er.... Oh, Junior, what are we to do with you?

825 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 00:07

(・∀・) Would it help if you smacked me around some more?

( ´ω`) Worth a try.

      ∧__∧  ∩
     (,,´ω`)彡☆
      ⊂彡☆))∀・) <More! HARDER!! YES!!!
       ☆

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) You're not Junior!

826 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 00:10

(・∀・) So you've found me out...

(・∀・) Maybe you should smack me as punishment for not being Junior.

827 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 00:38

( ´ω`) I have no idea who you are, and smacking aruond is too intimate of an act to perform on strangers.

828 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 12:53

(・∀・) You may have found me out, but you're still wrong, old fool!
(・∀・) This really IS Junior's body. I'm posessing him!
(・∀・) ...
(・∀・) You should try harder to drive me out of his body.

829 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 14:20

( ´ω`) I'll go put on my Enya CDs.

830 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 14:22

(・∀・) Curse you old man!

831 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 14:25

( ´ω`) On second though, forget the Enya CD's! I'm going into...

              / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
    |~ ̄ ̄|     <  GRANDPA: EXORCISM MODE!
    |____†__| .♀    \_______________
    (  ´ω`).‖    
    / ~〉†〈/つ      
   ノ  ノ|  |...‖    
  ´〜(__),__)‖ゝ  

832 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 14:26

              イラネ( 'A)ノ Amharc, mná ag obair lá 's mall san oích',
                (  ) Ceolann siad ar laetha geal, a bhí,
                ) ) Bealach fada anonn 's anall a chóich'.   
   _,,..-―'"⌒"~⌒"~ ゙゙̄"'''ョ       
   ゙~,,,....-=-‐√"゙゙T"~ ̄Y"゙=ミ
   T  |   l,_,,/\ ,,/l  |
 ,.-r '"  l\,,j  /  |/  L,,,/
   ,,/|,/\,/ ,|\_,i,,,/ /
   V\ ,,/\,|  ,,∧,,|/

833 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 14:27

(・∀・) ...

834 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 15:24

(・∀・) My name is Stan!

835 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 15:33

>>834
<( ? )> Stan?! ...Does that mean Xev is nearby?! Mmm, hot half-clusterlizard chicks. And that crazy, posessive robot-head is too busy romancing Kai, right? I'm so gonna put my moves on Xev :3

836 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 16:12

<( ?)> You're crazy, anon no.835. Clearly it's Stan, the pathetical nemesis of Seajus and Cod Al Mighty, possessing yet another poor sole.

<( ?)> May he rest in pieces. PREPARE THE 1000 TON WEIGHT WE BORROWED FROM THAT CRAZY GREY CARTOON BUNNY! Ready! Steady! Go!

837 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 20:55

(・∀・) Grandpa, have you noticed is that when our thread get to a certain position that the title gets reversed? S'weird.

838 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 23:03

( ´ω`) The Elitist Superstructure set up an unnamed thread that reverses the titles of all threads after it. I suggest not speaking of it again, unless you want to be their next target. You saw what happened to that emo kid...

( ´ω`) Anyway. Let's focus on getting rid of this Stan fellow and his nutjob friends, for now.

839 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 00:24

BRING SNACKS er I MEAN MODD BACK

840 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 02:56

  ∧_∧   \ | / /    HAA!!!
 (,_・∀)  ゞ ⌒ヾ∠_    Dodge this, "Grandpa"!!
 ( _ ̄つ⊃(     =- 三ニ=−
 / /,>" 〉  //_  く ̄
(_ノ (__),/ / ∨.N \

841 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 03:02

              / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
plink |~ ̄ ̄|     <  Ouch.
  '・  |____†__| .♀    \____
   ゞ(  ´ω`).‖    
    / ~〉†〈/つ      
   ノ  ノ|  |...‖    
  ´〜(__),__)‖ゝ  

842 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 21:30

(・∀・) Grandpa, Aimed Shot or Arcane Shot?

843 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 01:12

( ´ω`) I'm tired of this bit. Let's move on.

( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

844 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 01:25

(・∀・) But Grandpa... that Stan guy is getting awful friendly with fiance..

845 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 03:32

( ´ω`) In July, perhaps.

846 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 04:23

(・∀・)So... 10 months?

847 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 05:54

( ´ω`) September...it just never ends.

848 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 15:38

(・∀・) You look really pissed off when your thread title is reversed, Grandpa.

849 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 16:11

taht ekil kool syawla I )`ω´ (

850 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 16:13

( ´ω`) When you grow older, junior, the necessity to propagate lies diminishes. Take that as you will. I always thought you were a little cunt anyway.

851 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 17:00

(・∀・)Soylent green is people

852 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 17:02

(・∀・) Who is that guy with a 4 in his face and why is he stealing DQN-kun's job?

853 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 17:05

(,゚Д゚) OH GOD, WHERE AM I?

854 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 18:47

( ´ω`) My thread, now get out.

855 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 18:49

(・∀・) Grandpa, I've been meaning to talk with you about your parents. You've never really talked about them before, and so.. I'm pretty curious.
(・∀・) What was Great-Grandpa like?

856 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 19:08

( ´ω`) My thread, no feminatzi psychoanalytical drivel is permitted. Now get out.

857 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 22:14

(・∀・)Why do you hate us, Grandpapa? Must we resort to calling you Grumpy Gramps?

858 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 23:39

( ´ω`) You followed me into the bathroom, kid. Now get out!

859 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 01:13

(・∀・) Grandpa, barbeque-flavored chips area are about the best in the world. I'm not even asking a question because this is a FACT!

860 Name: ⊂二二二 [valium] 二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 01:16

(valium) Greetings! Nice website you're having here!

861 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 01:35

( ´ω`) Kids and their flavor dust. I'll go for a nice golden russet with salt and pepper, thanks.

862 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 06:28

(・∀・)Grandpa, I challenge you to a duel!

863 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 09:09

( ´ω`) You'll never win. Never.

864 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 16:25

(・∀・) You're saying that your Mudkip can beat my Mewtwo? Ridiculous!

865 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 19:07

( ´ω`) I don't know what in the world you are talking about boy, but I know that you still didn't bring me my tang.

866 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 19:14

(・∀・)You can't order me around, Elitist Supersturucture or not

867 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 19:31

(´^ิω^ิ) TAAAAAANNGGGG

868 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4674 19:37

>>867 BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

869 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 21:37

>>868
(´^ิω^ิ) S-shut up, yyyy-you mean p-person.

870 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 00:39

( ´ω`) Either that, or you can bring me the T'ang. I hear if I eat a small piece of him, I'll achieve immortality.

871 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 02:56

(´^ิω^ิ) lol wut

872 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 03:00

( ´ω`) I'm tired of these gimmicks. I should go back to the Sanepa thread.

873 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 03:05

(・∀・)BUT I LIKE GIMMICKS

874 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 05:43

(´^ิω^ิ)

875 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 13:07

( ´ω`) I'm now 7/8ths of the way through yet another legendary thread.

( ´ω`) I used to want to die. Now, I want to survive just to make the lives of my friends and relations miserable.

( ´ω`) Heeheehee.

876 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 16:07

( ゚ -゚) How very mean of you.

877 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 19:15

( ゚ -゚) Hidoi desu.

878 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 19:30

( ゚ -゚) desu... desu... desu... desu ne...

( ゚ ヮ゚) kawaii desu ne!!!

879 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 20:23

( ´ω`) お前われの事知らんだ。さー、うるせっ!

( ´ω`) Anyway, where is my tang.

880 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 23:07

(。・ ・) ...

881 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 02:00

(・∀・) Grandpa, who do people always talk like idiots to a baby? Sure the baby can't understand anyway, but is it really necessary to speak like you have some sort of brain damage?

882 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 05:10

( ´ω`) How people talk to babies and pets shows how they would talk to anyone if that didn't mean getting punched in the face a lot.

883 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 07:47

( ´ω`) And besides, if you talk like an idiot to a baby, they'll turn out like idiots too. I read law books to you when you were little and I didn't stop no matter how much you cried.

( ´ω`) Now look how you turned out! Aren't you glad I did that?

884 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 09:24

(・∀・)I need a fiddy for crack, pops.

885 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 09:41

( ´ω`) I might have to send you somewhere, to where your aunt and uncle reside.

886 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 12:10

(・∀・)What type of porn should I watch, grandpa?

887 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 12:15

( ´ω`) Whatever's legal in your part of the world, sonny.

888 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 12:16

(・∀・) Does that include hot 8 on 8 on 8 action?

889 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 15:32

( ´ω`) ...I probably star in it, junior.

890 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 16:37

(,゚Д゚) WHAAAAH??????

891 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 16:40

( ´ω`) although my memory is foggy on who made up the third set of eight.

892 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 16:42

(・∀・) According to "Bob", you should remove the prairie squid's beak first.

893 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 22:11

(。・ ・) ...
(。・ ・) ...
(。・ ・) Will anyone pay attention to me?

894 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 22:31

( ´ω`) Sorry girlfriend, but you've just become, so, so...

(・∀・)...flat and 2-dimentional, like some sort of copy-paste of yourself a dozen times with no redeeming or interesting qualities?

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) Yeah, that sounds about right.

895 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 22:53

(。`・ ・) ...Why, theres a contradiction in your statement! Objection!

( ´ω`) Objection overruled!

(。`・ ・) Shut up! You're all just copy-paste!

(・∀・)!! ( ´ω`) !!

(;∀;)You just had to go ahead and say it! You're mean! WaAAHHH!!!

( ´ω`) Now look what you did! I'm going to have to beat him down until he stops crying.

896 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 10:53

(,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) 

YOU WERE STARRING IN IT, GRANDPA!

Oh..The horror..

897 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 18:03

(´ω`) *blush I was quite the stud.

898 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 18:14

(suddenly..)

(。・ ・) S-O-N-I-C, GO!
S-O-N-I-C, GO!
GO, GO, GO, LET'S GO!

899 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 18:38

(´ω`) Hello kids!
(´ω`) ...wait a minute.

900 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 19:02

(・∀・) I hate the Sonic games.

901 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 19:57

(・∀・) But I loved Shadow the Hedgehog.

902 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 20:47

( ´ω`) I'm sure SEGA appreciates the support of your parents' money and the time you've wasted at the cost of your grades.

903 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 21:07

(・∀・)Can I make a difference, Grandpa? Can I, can I?

904 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 21:54

>>900
( ´ω`) Grandson, that was a terrible get.
( ´ω`) Oh, and yes. By falling in love with (。・ ・).

905 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 21:59

(・∀・)Not really grandpa, look at the numbers:

  • news4vip: 283,959 posts a day.
  • 4-ch: 7 posts a day.

I mean, the numbers are so off, they are not even in the same universe.

906 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 22:20

( ´ω`) How dare you sage a legendary!

907 Name: ( ´ω`) : 1993-09-4677 22:29

  _  ∩
( ´ω`) 彡 
 ⊂彡
ughh...

908 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 23:17

(・∀・) Anyway, I'm working on a new song. I'm gonna call it ( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)

909 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 23:43

( ´ω`) Who do you think you are, John Lennon? Shut up and go chop some firewood.

910 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 23:44

( ´ω`) Go ahead.
( ´ω`) But will people mind...
( ´ω`) ..that it has a legendary's name on it?

911 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 23:45

(・∀・)OH MY GOD THERE'S 2 GRANDPAS?!?

912 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 00:04

( `ω´)And I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!

913 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 00:21

( ・ω・) What about me?

914 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 00:34

(・∀・)you are god's shame

915 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 00:41

>>914
( ´ω`) Ah, ah ah, you forgot capitals and punctuation.

916 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 00:52

(・∀・)one need not concern themself with th∴t

917 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 00:53

( ´ω`) zzzz....

918 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 01:41

(・∀・)I will do the German dance, it's fun and gay and tra-la-la!

919 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 13:42

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) Bacon isn't the only thing cured by hanging from trees.

920 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 16:31

(・∀・)You don't like Germans, Papi?

921 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 18:56

(´ω`) ...
(´ω`) Not like I care..

922 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 19:25

(・∀・) Anyway, I'm working on a new song. I'm gonna call it ( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)

923 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 19:28

( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)
( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)
( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)
( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)
( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)
( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)
( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)
( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)
( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)
( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)
( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)
( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)
( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)
( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)
( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)
( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)
( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)
( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)
( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)
( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)
( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)
( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)
( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)
( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)
( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)
( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)
( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)
( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)

MAGIC!!!!!!!!

924 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 22:37

(・∀・) Grandpa? Grandpa????
(・∀・) GRANDPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

925 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 22:55

(,゚Д゚) GRAAAAAAAANDDDDDPAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

926 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 00:01

(´ω`) WHAT ALREADY????

927 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 00:03

(・∀・)Phew! I thought you'd died. I love you Grandpa!

928 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 00:43

(´ω`) Grandpas never die. We just post a new thread and regroup in DQN.

929 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 02:18

(・∀・)Hey, Grandpa, how do I get laid?

930 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 02:23

(^ิ౪^ิ) DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

931 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 04:44

(´ω`) Durrrr is overdone. The new stupid noise is "Hnnnnnnggggggggg"

932 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 05:12

((●)トェェェイ(●)) Hnnnnnnggggggggg

933 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 05:25

(゚Д゚) SWEET JESUS!
(゚Д゚) IT'S DQN-KUN!

934 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 06:35

( ´ω`) Get in the car!

( ´ω`) Wait, I forgot where my keys were. Ah well. ZZZZzzZzzzz....

935 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 14:28

(´ω`) tell you the truth, I am over 300 Years old now and sometimes I dream of mitten...

936 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 14:54

((●)トェェェイ(●)) Grandpa, your answers have become increasingly random and nonsensical. Your time draws nigh for you have angered the Spirit of DQN. What have you to say for yourself?

937 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 16:21

( ´ω`) ZZZZzzZzzzz

938 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 17:11

(`(●)トェェェイ(●)´) Now I'm really mad. You shall feel the wrath of DQN!

939 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 17:18

ZzzzZ.. ∧∧    /⌒ヽ≡
 ∴°(´ω`(⊂二(ェェェイ(●))≡DQN PUNCHHHHHnnnnggg
     \つ つ  \⊂ )≡
      \ ⊃  (_)\≡
       ∪′    (_)≡

940 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 19:38

( ´ω`) Ouch.

941 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 21:09

(゚Д゚)...Are you ok, Gramps?

942 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 21:26

( ´ω`) ...I think my hip is broken.

943 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 21:37

(・∀・)I will pay for a new one.

944 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 21:56

( ´ω`) I think I broke my television too.

945 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 22:39

(・∀・)As long as we're being honest, while DQN-kun was beating you up, I think I broke your toilet, oven, bed and rocking chair. Also, as we speak, your boiler is filling the house with carbon mono--

946 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 23:00

( ´ω`) monofilaments?

947 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 01:40

(・∀・)Grandpa, why is part 3 above part 4?

948 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 01:46

( ´ω`) The sane thread is a spinoff of Part 3 of my legendary thread

949 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 05:57

(´ω∀・)

950 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 11:45

    fwip
( ´ω`) つ=(・∀・)
 Get off!

951 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 11:46

( ´ω`) I will take the 1000GET

952 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 12:09

(・∀・) Go ahead. Unlike you, I have many more 1000GETs ahead of me. I can afford to pass this one up.

953 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 14:37

( ´ω`) &curren;$!%#@!!

954 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 14:45

(・ω・) oO( ...waiting patiently to snatch 1000GET again...

955 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 16:58

    ∧_∧
    (`・ω・´)  I will kill anyone who steals my 1kGET
   .ノ^ yヽ、
   ヽ,,ノ==l ノ
    /  l |

956 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 17:30

(´^ิ౪^ิ) in b4 1000GET

957 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 17:40

( ´ω`) 1000GET is overrated.
( ´ω`) Back in my days, 2GET is enough.

958 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 18:05

(ಠ_ಠ) WOOWOOWOO CHOO CHOO CHA CHOO

959 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 21:07

((●)トェェェイ(●)) Hnnnnnngggggggggduurrrrrrrrrrr

960 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 21:10

(・∀・)DQN-Kun, will you sign my autograph book?

961 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 22:17

((/ デ.ㄟ) Grandpa's thread is already getting to 1000... and mine hasn't even gone to 200.

962 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 22:24

( ´ω`) Your thread sucks, and you should get a haircut!

963 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4681 03:46

( ´ω`) 1000GET

964 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4681 05:34

(・∀・)You're kinda late, Grandpa.

965 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4681 05:34

(・∀・)I mean early.

966 Name: !XONm83jaIU!!Clgq+t8k : 1993-09-4681 07:03

( ´ω`) It would have been 1000GET if you would have posted faster!

967 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4681 15:28

  ( ・∀・)   | | ガッ
 と    )    | |
   Y /ノ    人
    / )    <  >__Λ∩
  _/し' //. V`Д´)/ ←>>1000
 (_フ彡        /

968 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4681 17:05

(・∀・)I LOVE WORLD ?

969 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4681 19:50

( ´ω`) oh lol

970 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4681 20:53

( ´ω`) 970 GET.

971 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4681 21:28

(・∀・)I'm going to murder whoever gets 1000GET

972 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 02:03

( ´ω`) Would you murder yourself?

973 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 02:04

( ´ω`) I am the bane of this thread.
Text is my body, and copy-paste is my blood.
I have created over a >>1000 posts.
Unknown to deletion, nor known to sage...
Have withstood pain to create many posts...
But, these words will never hold meaning...
So, as I submit... Unlimited ( ´ω`) Works!

974 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 02:36

(・∀・)Grandpa... I don't know if you've noticed, but I'VE been carrying these shitty threads to their glory. Not you.

975 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 03:35

( ´ω`) ...

976 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 04:00

ガッ    ∧__∧  ∩
     (,,´ω`)彡☆
      ⊂彡☆))∀・) <ow ow sorry ow sorry ow ow
       ☆

977 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 05:08

( ´ω`) EABOD JUNIOR

978 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 05:10

(・∀・) ...You looked cooler when you were (`ω´ ).

979 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 05:38

( ´ω` )   n
⌒`γ´⌒`ヽ( E)
( .人 .人 γ ノ lol wut
ミ(こノこノ `ー´
)にノこ(

980 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 06:01

(・∀・) Grandpa, what big arms you have!

981 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 06:02

( `ω´) THE BETTER TO EAT YOU WITH, MY DEAR!

982 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 07:21

(・∀・) Ah... there you are, Coolpa! I sure hope you get 1000.

983 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 08:14

⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ BUUUUUN! 1000 will obviously be me.

984 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 09:08

(・∀・) So BUUUUUN, what made you decide to come to 4-ch?

985 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 11:21

( ´ω`) Hold on to your pants, Junior. I can feel the end of the world coming.

986 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 11:30

<`ω´> Hello. I am going to steal 1000GET nida〜

987 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 11:40

< #`Д´> Why am I being impersonated and so poorly!? I don't even want 1000GET!

988 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 12:23

< #`Д´> ...maybe a little...

989 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 13:46

< #`Д´> ...well, 1000GET and some aporogy juice would be nice.

990 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 14:01

<丶`∀´> 1000Get and apology juice, the right of all Koreans!

991 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 14:01

<丶`∀´> 1000Get and apology juice, the right of all Koreans!

992 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 14:28

( ´ω`) Dammit, who left the screen door open?

993 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 14:29

( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzzzz

994 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 14:56

ガッ    ∧__∧  ∩
     (,,´ω`)彡☆
      ⊂彡☆))Д´> <ow curse you ow nida ow
       ☆

995 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 14:56

( ゚ ヮ゚) getgetgetgetgetget

996 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 15:03

ガッ    ∧__∧  ∩
     (,,´ω`)彡☆
      ⊂彡☆))ヮ゚) getgetgetgetgetget
       ☆

997 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 15:03

( ´ω`) Now where was I?

998 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 15:04

( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

999 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 15:04

( `ω´) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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