A great blonde joke (20)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 04:53

Hey guys, I heard this really great blonde joke. I normally don't laugh at humor based on stereotypes, but this one was just TOO funny. You guys are going to love it. Check out >>708 for the joke.

2 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 06:01

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3 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 06:03

I lol'd.

4 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 06:05

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four-hour operation.
A young blonde nurse comes in to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse", he mumbles groggily from behind the oxygen mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet". He struggles again to ask, "Please tell me, are my testicles black?" Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his privates and jiggles them around bit, takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them!"

Then man pulls off his oxygen mask and says very slowly, "That was very nice but listen very, very closely to me........ are ... my ... test ... results ... back?

5 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 04:45

I can't wait

6 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 08:37

Age

7 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 15:28

We'll never make it, lamentably~

8 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4625 00:00

>>7
Is that so? Well, FUCK YOU!

9 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4625 01:07

Every post brings us one step closer.

10 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4625 03:09

Yes, even the crappy posts. :)

11 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4625 10:05

Don't worry, >>93 is pretty ok as well.

12 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4625 10:12

But it's only an appetizer to the main dish.

13 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4625 16:19

>>453 will probably fag up this threat first, though.

14 Name: PROPHET EZEKIEL : 1993-09-4625 18:53

>>708 is just going to be "lol internet"

THUS SPAKE THE LORD

15 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4625 23:19

For those of you missing the joke, see http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/2006_01.html#004323

16 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 01:00

But >>708 is actually an acheiveable goal, even if though in all likely hood this thread will die before then.Like now.

17 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 02:19

I figured >>708 would then say to go look at >>1 for the joke.

18 Name: My Sentences : 1993-09-4626 10:56

I saw this great blonde joke. Her name was Barbera Streisand.

Actually, come to think of it, she's not all that great.

19 Name: My Sentences : 1993-09-4626 11:42

HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

20 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 12:05

A little girl is standing by the edge of a cliff crying her eyes out.

A man comes over and says, "What's wrong little girl?"

The little girl still crying just points over to the edge of the cliff.

The man looks over the edge and sees a car with the little girl's parents mangled n the rocks below.

The man turns round, unzips his fly and says, "I guess it just ain't your lucky day!"

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