Step One:

If you neither live in Japan or are Japanese, then you don't get to call it "manga."

Step Two:

See Step One.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Even a Monkey Can Draw Manga!

Only if it's a japanese monkey.

SARU is how you say monkey in Japanese.

Next up in the DQN series of books, how to fake being Japanese.

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