The revolution is now!

A spectre is haunting Japan - the spectre of moe. All the powers of old Japan have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Kogal and Yankee, Emperor and Yakuza, Hello Kitty and Horiemon.

Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as moetic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of moetism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?

Two things result from this fact:

  I. Moe is already acknowledged by all Japanese powers to be itself a power.

  II. It is high time that Moerers should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Moe with a manifesto of the party itself.

To this end, Moerers of various nationalities have assembled in Tokyo and sketched the following manifesto, to be published in the Japanese, Korean, Chinese, English, French, German, Italian, Spanish, Portugese, Tagalog, Vietnamese, Finnish, Swedish, Norwegian, Hebrew, Flemish and Danish languages, etc.

2GET

This thread has been closed and all posters involved banned.

More like Wii.

Fucking Wii-a-buu.

When you're a kid and you wanna go Wii
But you ain't got drugs yet
You hold on for your life
Hold on to your little... gonads... and strife

Gonads and strife, gonads and strife, gonads and strife

Toyota might be the only thing in Japan that can defeat the Moe.

Too bad they waste their power on such useless ideas as boring cars, and fuel saving vehicles that hardly save fuel.