We're all women pretending to be guys
( ß ƒŽß) I like belching and scratching my balls and shit like that!
My penis is enormous!
( ß ƒŽß) I like football and drinking beer and shit like that!
my girl friend wants me to take out the garbage lol ya right.
I can't handle talk about tampons and periods! It makes me puke!
I'm going to thank my wonderful girlfriend who worked for hours making me a wonderful dinner by inviting my foot ball friends over to drink beer and watch foot ball. I know she'll understand!
I could look at breasts all day! I don't mind!
How can anybody be so stupid as to spend $30,000 on a fancy VW bug or Mini Cooper?!
You could buy a new V8 powered 4x4!