Five-star customer service!
I'm sorry ma'am, but you're going to have to leave the store.
Sir! You're making a scene!
Your order is very important to us. Please stay on the line for... FIFTEEN... MINUTES... and a customer service representative will be happy to take your order.
Please stand by for an important phone call...
I understand how you feel. We've had other clients that have felt the same way. This is how we have successfully resolved their issues, and can potentially use this knowlege to address yours.
The customer is our most important ingredient!
お客様は神様
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and this job would be great
(つ つ if it weren't for the fucking customers!
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If you are rude, irritating, dickheaded, or just plain mean, there will be an $30M charge for putting up with you.