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Okay, my name is ____. I'm a __-year old _____ and I'm having problems with _______________. You see, _____ is very important to me, and well, ______ means that I'd have to _______, and you see why I can't do that.
Anyway, here's the problem. I once knew this __________ named _______. _______ came over to my house one day, and asked "Hey, _______, how would you like it if I ______________________________________________? Well, naturally I was a bit taken aback by such straightforwardness, but I said I'd think about it.
A day or so later, when I was about to tell ________ about my decision on ________________, another person, whom we shall simply refer to as _____________ came by, and well... ______________ ________________________ __________________________________ _____ _________________.
So, naturally, this came as a major surprise to me. But I wanted to spare _______'s feelings, so I kept my mouth shut about it.
Anyway, here's my question: do yuo think _______ was right for ______ing like that? Or do you think _____________ should just take a step back and stop ______________________? I eagerly anticipate answer to this very important __________.
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Okay, my name is Squeeks. I'm a 1-year old meme/former moderator and I'm having problems with crap on my head. You see, this topic is very important to me, and well, banning you means that I'd have to close this topic, and you see why I can't do that.
Anyway, here's the problem. I once knew this tripfag named LOLCalibur. LOLCalibur came over to my house one day, and asked "Hey, Squeeks, how would you like it if I jammed my finger straight into your butt hole? Well, naturally I was a bit taken aback by such straightforwardness, but I said I'd think about it.
A day or so later, when I was about to tell LOLCalibur about my decision on anal penetration, another person, whom we shall simply refer to as /b/tard came by, and well... 1,000GET.
So, naturally, this came as a major surprise to me. But I wanted to spare LOLCalibur's feelings, so I kept my mouth shut about it.
Anyway, here's my question: do you think LOLCalibur was right for spamming like that? Or do you think that the /b/tard should just take a step back and stop posting? I eagerly anticipate answer to this very important ITT thread.
Okay, my name is Green. I'm a 10-year old Pokémon Trainer and I'm having problems with my Charmander. You see, beating the snot out of every person I see on the road to the Elite Four is very important to me, and well, evolving him means that I'd have to wait a billion levels for him to learn Flamethrower, and you see why I can't do that.
Anyway, here's the problem. I once knew this annoying chump of a trainer named Red. Red came over to my house one day, and asked "Hey, Blue, how would you like it if I completely beat your sorry ass immediately after you'd become the champion of the Pokémon League?" Well, naturally I was a bit taken aback by such straightforwardness, but I said I'd think about it.
A day or so later, when I was about to tell Red about my decision on battling his sissy self, another person, whom we shall simply refer to as Blue came by, and well... completely beat us both to the Hall of Fame.
So, naturally, this came as a major surprise to me. But I wanted to spare Red's feelings, so I kept my mouth shut about it.
Anyway, here's my question: do you think Blue was right for blitzing the Elite Four like that? Or do you think I should just take a step back and stop overanalyzing things and just evolve my damn Charmander already? I eagerly anticipate answer to this very important thing.
Okay, my name is >>6. I'm a 0-year old DQN and I'm having problems with >>1. You see, Yoshinoya is very important to me, and well, being a vet means that I'd have to order extra green onion, and you see why I can't do that.
Anyway, here's the problem. I once knew this DQN named >>1. >>1 came over to my house one day, and asked "Hey, >>6, how would you like it if I went 'extra-large, with extra sauce'"? Well, naturally I was a bit taken aback by such straightforwardness, but I said I'd think about it.
A day or so later, when I was about to tell >>1 about my decision on extra sauce, another person, whom we shall simply refer to as "daddy" came by, and well... he went to Yoshinoya with his entire family and ordered the extra-large.
So, naturally, this came as a major surprise to me. But I wanted to spare the employees' feelings, so I kept my mouth shut about it.
Anyway, here's my question: do you think I was right for interrogating him like that? Or do you think >>1 should just take a step back and stick with today's special? I eagerly anticipate answer to this very important 6GET.
Okay, my name is Fragmaster. I'm a 18-year old moron and I'm having problems with my idiotic website. You see, childish humor is very important to me, and well, being funny means that I'd have to come up with original ideas, and you see why I can't do that.
Anyway, here's the problem. I once knew this guy named Lowtax. Lowtax came over to my house one day, and asked "Hey, Fragmaster, how would you like it if I started making article after article obsessing over furries and secretly hinting at the fact that I actually LIKE them? Well, naturally I was a bit taken aback by such straightforwardness, but I said I'd think about it.
A day or so later, when I was about to tell Lowtax about my decision on boring, played-out fetishes, another person, whom we shall simply refer to as SA Forum retard came by, and well... now we have material to work with for the next 29 years.
So, naturally, this came as a major surprise to me. But I wanted to spare Lowtax's feelings, so I kept my mouth shut about it.
Anyway, here's my question: do you think I was right for bitching like that? Or do you think somethingawful.com should just take a step back and stop making fucking retarded jokes that attract more idiots than they supposedly insult? I eagerly anticipate answer to this very important... LINE!