Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread. I went to KFC a while ago; you know, KFC? Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in. Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "1 dollar off" written on it. Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. You, don't come to KFC just because it's 1 dollar off, fool. It's only 1 dollar, 9-9 CENTS for crying out loud. There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some KFC, huh? How fucking nice. "Alright, daddy's gonna order the three cheese blend." God I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll give you 1 dollar if you get out of those seats. KFC should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped buffet can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place. Women and children should screw off and stay home. Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra gravy." Who in the world orders extra gravy nowadays, you moron? I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra gravy?" I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra gravy"? Coming from a KFC veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra corn. That's right, extra corn. This is the vet's way of eating. Extra corn means more corn than gravy. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key. And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable. However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with biscuits.