Moses actually got more than ten commandmends from God, but he was too lazy to carry down all those slabs of stone from the mountain. He also was pissed at his followers for explicitly dancing around a gold bull (unlike the rich in wallstreet, which do it discretely). That is why he selected the slabs which had the most "thou shalst NOT..." on them. Now, after thousands of years it is our task at DQN to fix this deficiency.
Rules: well, not really. Just remember that the Bible doesn't have to be interpreted as a set of downbringing rules per sé. However, do Him a favour and capitalize anything holy.
oops something went wrong with posting... could mod please take away one of these two? sorry!
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I'm on it! But you're banned for not asking politely enough. And my name is MODD!5JrU4QOlH6, not "mod".