This thread is an inspirational weight loss story. (3)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 12:27

I can't believe I lost all that weight! I'm not a flabby mess of humanity anymore thanks to being in a coma for ten years. Thanks, oncoming traffic!

2 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 14:35

I can't believe I lost all that weight! I'm living life to the fullest ever since I can put on those trousers again that went out of fashion 20 years ago! I lost 200 cm! All thanks to those workout machines I bought via telsell, which I can stow under my bed easily. I never ever thought I could put anything under my bed but apparently I was wrong! Now I have twenty machines stored under my matress, and the sleeping disorders gave me that extra edge to do away with all that dangerous cholesterol. Thanks, telsell!

3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4683 14:44

When I reached the weight of 300 pounds, I knew I had to do something not only for myself, but so I could be there for my children. I decided to try the Homeless Diet.

The Homeless Diet is a three month plan that confronts your obesity by placing you on the street without a home, job, or your family. You only eat what is scavenge from trash cans and behind an Arby's in Sacremento. By eating putrid and rotting food, the eventual tapeworm eggs you'll ingest will take hold in your stomach and robbing your body to take in any fats or nutrients. You'll be slim in no time!

But don't thank the Homeless Diet, thank the parasites attached to the lining of your intestines!

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