( ´ω`) You think you have it bad? Why, in my day razor blades were being rationed to the soldiers, so we had to cut ourself with rusty old car parts! You kids even have multibladed razors!
(・∀・)Oh woe is me
( ´ω`) Did you ever notice how its the happy people who fall in love and get laid and all that? You should be more like them.
( ^ 3 ^)Staying indoors and wearing all black can be kawaii too!
Щ(`Д´Ш) THERE ARE MANY THINGS CRAWLING IN MY SKIN TOO!!!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Guns are much more effective than razor blades! Here's one for you to try out!
(・ω・)You're even more pathetic than I am, and that's just not right.
( ^ 3 ^)Being a harakiri-kun is fine too! I just think, that you should know, that you're so kawaii so that you can get many glomps by kawaii nekogirls! I bet you even can get nekkid glomps by nekogirls! Isn't that just so very genki!
Feel better yet? <3
((/ デ.ㄟ) I like nekogirls, in fact I am a huge fan of furs and all aspects of furculture.
((/ デ.ㄟ) I have a fursona named BloodRAVYN who is the only bird with opposible thumbs
((/ デ.ㄟ) so he can cut himself.
((/ デ.ㄟ) He doesn't even need to use a knife. His talons are as sharp as an incisor.
(・∀・)Then what does he need the opposible thumbs for?
((/ デ.ㄟ) ...playing videogames?