Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. It's not really related to this thread, but hear me out anyways.
I went to Maruichi a while ago; you know, Maruichi?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Happy Hour $1 off beer" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Maruichi just because it's $1 off beer, fool.
It's only one dollar, ONE DOLLAR for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Maruichi, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the Combo 3 with negitoro." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you one dollar if you get out of those seats.
Maruichi should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "kuro ramen, with extra chashu."
Who in the world orders extra chashu nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra chashu?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra chashu"?
Coming from a Maruichi veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra bean sprouts.
That's right, extra bean sprouts. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra bean sprouts means more bean sprouts than chashu. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with Maruichi Ramen Special.