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( EΦE) I haven't even ordered yet...
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( EΦE) But I just had a diet coke?
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( EΦE) That's what I was going to order!
( ί -ί) Perchance do you have...
( ί ί) ...MITTENS!?
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( EΦE) I'd like some fried mittens plz.
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( EΦE) I'd like to speak to your manager. Don't make me call the Better Business Bureau!
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i@MnLj Give me a coke, young lady.
iEnEj ... and a double cheeseburger for me, darkpa!
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i@MnLj I don't think I understand what you are talking about.
iEnEj cheeseburger! cheeseburger!
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iEnEj If anything I could say that this cab was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air."
Can I have some Pollo al Ajillo? Oh and please bring a straw, I'm hard core.
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iEnEj cheeseburger! cheeseburger! cheeseburger! cheeseburger! cheeseburger!
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( ί -ί) ...
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( ί ί) Yes, thank you!
( ί oί) Why are you touching me... there?
( ί -ί) ...every thing on your menu has SPAM.
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( ί -ί)....
( ί ί) I'd like the MITTENSBURGER!
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( ί -ί) That's rather steep, isn't it?
( ` OL) PEOPLE WHO OVERCHARGE FOR BATTERED AND FRIED MITTENS MAKE ME ANGRY!!!
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( ί -ί) Are you Rei-chan from Neon Genesis Evangeliwhat?
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( ί ί) Can I buy YOU a drink? What time do you get off?
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( ί Oί) I'll have the spam spam spam spam spam spam spam and spam.