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／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ） Sorry we just ran out of that
i 乂-‐ －! i
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
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( ・ω・) I haven't even ordered yet...
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／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ） My restaurant should be a house of worship
i 乂-‐ －! i But you have made it a den of theives!
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
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／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ） I think you've had enough, sir,
i 乂-‐ －! i please leave immediately!
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
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( ・ω・) But I just had a diet coke?
∧＿∧
／ ﾟ∀ﾟ ＼ ＜ Why hello there.
（つ つ
＼ ／
（＿_）＿）
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／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ） Would you like fries with that?
i 乂-‐ －! i
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
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( ・ω・) That's what I was going to order!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Perchance do you have...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...MITTENS!?
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／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ） WAI YAIS, WE DOOO~
i 乂-‐ －! i
＼ヽ .ゞ ヮ ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
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( ・ω・) I'd like some fried mittens plz.
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／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ） ...just ...just get out. now. Go!
i 乂-‐ －! i
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
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( ・ω・) I'd like to speak to your manager. Don't make me call the Better Business Bureau!
( ・ω・)
_ ∩
（ ｀ハ´）彡 ( ・ω・)
（ ｀ハ´） Give me a coke, young lady.
（・ハ・） ... and a double cheeseburger for me, darkpa!
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／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ） No, we don't got any bearclaws!
i 乂-‐ －! i
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
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（ ｀ハ´） I don't think I understand what you are talking about.
（・ハ・） cheeseburger! cheeseburger!
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／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ） Sorry, I don't speak Darkanese.
i 乂-‐ －! i
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
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（・ハ・） If anything I could say that this cab was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air."
Can I have some Pollo al Ajillo? Oh and please bring a straw, I'm hard core.
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／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ） I think you have had enough food.
i 乂-‐ －! i
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
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（・ハ・） cheeseburger! cheeseburger! cheeseburger! cheeseburger! cheeseburger!
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／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ） Sorry, I don't speak Dorkanese.
i 乂-‐ －! i
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
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／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ） Sorry, we've shipped all that we have to north corea
i 乂-‐ －! i
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
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／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ） Dave's not here, man.
i 乂-‐ －! i
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
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／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ） i cant help you when you dont say anything...
i 乂-‐ －! i
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
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／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ） nida!
i <ヽ｀ ´> i
＼ヽ .ゞ д ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
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／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ） Freshen your cup, hon?
i 乂-‐ －! i
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Yes, thank you!
( ﾟ oﾟ) Why are you touching me... there?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...every thing on your menu has SPAM.
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／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ） PETA is that way.
i 乂-‐ －! i
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
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( ﾟ -ﾟ)....
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I'd like the MITTENSBURGER!
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／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ） That will be $50
i 乂-‐ －! i
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) That's rather steep, isn't it?
( ` O´) PEOPLE WHO OVERCHARGE FOR BATTERED AND FRIED MITTENS MAKE ME ANGRY!!!
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／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ） Sir, if you don't call down, I'll
i 乂-‐ －! i to get the manager.
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ And rumor has it that it's Grandpa.
/__i |丱!|
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) Are you Rei-chan from Neon Genesis Evangeliwhat?
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／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ） Working at REI is only a part-time job, and it has
i 乂-‐ －! i nothing to do with las vegas evangelicals.
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
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( ´ω`) Zomg, it's Rei!
This establishment should have gone out of business 30 posts ago. But while I'm here regardless, I might as well try todays special.
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／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ） Working at REI gives me discounts on camping items.
i 乂-‐ －! i Now, can I get you a drink?
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Can I buy YOU a drink? What time do you get off?
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／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ） Get off? I don't like listening to these perverted
i 乂-‐ －! i questions of yours, miss.
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
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( ﾟ Oﾟ) I'll have the spam spam spam spam spam spam spam and spam.
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／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 乂-‐ －! i
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
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(Not responding)
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Learn to speak to women with respect
人
（＿_）
（＿＿）
（ ＿＿ ）
（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks and I want to sit down in those
（つ つ chairs and drink my #$%&!%# TEA!
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) And I'm like... do you have any CINNAMON ROLLS?
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／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 乂-‐ －! i She's like NO, WE DON'T HAVE
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ ANY CINNAMON ROLLS!!!
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) I think they did that joke already.
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／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 乂-‐ －! i
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｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
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>Item >pokeball
> Rape Rei
> Don't rape Rei
> Option 3: Put it in.
> AH! AH! AH!!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't want to know what's going on over there.
(・ω・) Hey, you got weasels on your face.
, ＿ ﾉ） ｡.ﾟ
γ∞γ~ ＼ ;｡ﾟ
| / 从从) ） Night, diner's closed～
ヽ | | - ⊂ヽ゛
｀从ﾊ~_ Oノ / rub rub
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(. ⊂人 //⌒ ノ ヽ）
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| ＼ enters the restaurant at night
|Д｀) No one is here.
|⊂ I can dance now !
|
♪ ☆
♪ ／ ＼ RANTA TAN
ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ RANTA TAN
( へ) RANTA RANTA
く TAN
♪ ☆
♪ ／ ＼ RANTA RANTA
ヽ（;´Д｀）ﾉ RANTA TAN
(へ ) RANTA TANTA
> TAN
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／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 乂-‐ －! i
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ Why do I always have to open?
/__i |丱!|
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( ´Д｀ ; ) Could I order some steak and fried onionrings? And maybe an insurance on top of that...
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／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 乂-‐ －! i
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´ Give me a minute. ...
/ ＼ﾉゝ ...hm..
/__i |丱!| ..Computer says no.
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