( ί -ί) ....
( ί ί) hee hee
( ˃ ˂) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ATTENTION, RESIDENTS OF DQN!
As a reaction to >>250, the use of mittens is now prohibited in DQN.
Have a nice day,
-- MODD.
i OΦOj Want me to tickle you again mittens?
( ί ί) >>251 Mittens bring love and friendship!
( ί -ί) ....
( ί -ί) You want to prohibit love and friendship?
All relationships will be created by the Elitist Superstructure Relationship Committee. We don't need love or friendship.
i OΦOjIt was a misunderstanding MODD. See we have this game where we suddenlt tickle each other...
( ί ί) Squeeks is my mate! We downed a few plagons in our time!
( ί -ί) For some reason I feel some very heavy atmosphere in this thread.
( ί ί) I haven't posted in DQN for like a month! And now I AM posting at DQN!
THE END
( ί ί) I found myself on Wikipedia today!!!!!
( ί ί) Stubs that are marked for deletion!
( ί ί) Japan in the autumn, when all the dwarf maples are turning bright red!
( ί ί) MLT sandwiches, when the mutton is nice and lean!
( ί ί) Wipe him down with gasoline
( ί ί) 'til his limbs are hard and mean
( ί ί) From now on, boy, this iron boat's your home.
( ί ί) So heave away, boys.
( ί ί) MLK sandwiches - when the strange fruit is swayin in the breeze!
( ί ί) I printed some A4s depicting me exclaiming "MITTENS!" and put them up on walls at school. Spread the happiness!
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( ♡ ♡) I remember love
( ί ί)Β ♥ Me too!
( ί ί) Bessie Smith!
( ί -ί) >>267 simultaneously won and failed.
I hope you have learned your lesson.
(L◕ฺΦ◕ฺM)✪ฺD✪ฺ)◕ฺΝ◕ฺ)♉ฺA♉ฺ)☼D☼)❝ฺ❝ฺ)◉ฺ‘◉ฺ)▣▣)☉Ν☉)ͺ!!!!
( ί ί) Β8< I like cutting things!
( ί ί) Β✂ Me too!
( ί ί) Β8< Your scissors are pretty fancy, but can they do...
( ί ί) Β>8 this?!
( ί -ί) Β✂ You shouldn't hold scissors like that, you could hurt yourself.
( ί ί) Internet nerd rage!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) No, wait, that's stupid.
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( ί ί) I like Pokemon!
((/ f.ㄟ) Β>8 pain makes me feel alive
( ί -ί) DIE MONSTER YOU DO NOT BELONG IN THIS WORLD!
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NIGGERS WITH UNICORN BABIES!!!
( ί ί) KAIJU BIG BATEL!
( ί -ί) Though I heard that Silver Potato joined Dr. Cube's posse.
( ί ί) The Post Unhappy Things thread hasn't even made it to Part 2 yet!
( ί ί) The world is too fucking happy for that miserable thread!!!!
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( ί ί) IM'ing congressional pages!
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( ί ί) Monetizing my website with Google Ads!
( ί ί) Today someone was writing a list on his arm of all the things that made him happy, and I said "mittens!"
( ί ί) And he said that was awesome!
( ί ί) Then I went and got a haircut, and when I was done I said, "oh yeah, this is the stuff!"
( ί tί) Monetizing is an odd word.
( ί ί) Life in outer space!
( ί ί) Having someone put a bullet into the head of your political enemies as a birthday present!
( ί ί) We seem to catch up with the "Post unhappy things..." thread!
( ί -ί) Daddy... No more mittens.
311 get.
( ί ί) My mittens imageboard is up again!
( ί ί) It's mitten season in the northern hemisphere!!!!
( ί ί) Squeeks added an emo board!
( ί -ί)
((/ f.ㄟ) I would rejoice if my blackened soul was capable of feeling happiness.
( ί ί) Squeeks!
( ί ί) He brings JOY to us all!
((/ f.ㄟ) My Morrissy mp3s. And Joy Division.
( ί -ί) What's happy about that?
( ί ί) It's cold and sunny out! Perfect mitten weather!!!
( ί ί) I pulled my mittens out of the cedar chest! They smell like hamster bedding!
( ί -ί) I wish I hadn't thought of that.
( ί ί) I'm just so damned HAPPY!!!!!
( ί ί) Doing a couple lines and posting in ( ί ί) Post happy things! [PART TWO]
( ί ί) slow Broken Social Scene songs in a dark room while fairly drunk
(Ώ˃ ˂)Ώ Using superscript greater-less than signs for my eyes!
( ) SMAILU BAKUHATSU ZEROYEN DESU!!!!!!
( ί ί) Bus gas explosions!
( ί ί) oXKXoNncI
( ί ί) Taco Cats!
( ί ί) Gunsmith cats!
( ί ί) How they keep adding blades to razors. I love my Schick Mach6 eXtreme-Turbo Hyperdrive disposables
( ί ί) http://www.quintippio.co.uk/
( ί ί) MITTENS!
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( ί ί) fusianasan actually works!
( ί ί)ί)ί) trtrtripipiplelele---shshshototot lalalatttttteseses!!!
( ί ί) It's just so damned nice out today!
no he doesn't http://slashdot.jp/~fusianasan/journal/
( ί ί) http://www.slashdot.ru/ FTW!
( ί ί) i'm in love
gSam, I'm getting hot,h Isabelle said, sweating pear juice slightly.
gThere's only one thing to do then,h Sam said lustfully, embracing his sister as they both lay down together on a grassy hill.
gOh, Sam,h Isabelle gasped as Sam groped her gently with his invisible hand. Isabelle gasped in pleasure as Sam hit her sensitive spot. gSam, we musn't...h she said weakly, not meaning it. The two pears kissed passionately and wetly, and Sam began thrusting his stem into Isabelle's skin.
gSam! Sam!h she cried out. gYou're...you're taking my virginity! My own brother's taking my own virginity!h she cried as Sam's stem penetrated her juicy insides. Together they thrusted, and Isabelle orgasmed, arching her back in forbidden pleasure. Sam shot a pint of pear juice into his sister's warm insides, and then fell limp, still lovingly caressing his sister.
gIsabelle,h he whispered, gI love you.h
( ί -ί) Surely there are better threads for stuff like that.
( ί ί) My Shure e3c in ear monitors work really well
( ί -ί) I released the emergency mittens.
( ί ί) there's a kitty on my bed!
( ί ί) there's a kitty in my soup!