( ί ί) Competently guarded cloning vats!
( ί ί) WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
( ί ί) Ladyshave!
( ί ί) Manic depression!
( ί ί) Mittens sweet mittens are all that I crave!
( ί ί) HELICOPTERS!
( ί ί) AsploSIONS!
(L^ิΦOิ)
(L^ิΦOิ) dDDUuuUuRRrrRRr MLOTTENS!
( ί -ί) Not you.
(L^ิΦOิ) Not Me.
(L^ิOิ) Me.
( ί ί) Love!
( ί ί) Bringing mittens to people everywhere!
( ί ί) Even the VIPPERS!
( ί ί) TAIYO MATSUMOTO COMICS.
( ί ί) Music!
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(@ί ί) Disneyworld!
( Eƣ) Monacle Eyes
( Eƣ) Spelling "monocle" correctly!
( ί ί)
( ί ί) Feces!
( ί ί) Species!
( ί ί) Spectacles!
( ί ί) Hating meeses to pieces!
( ί ί) New names!
( ί ί) Old names!
( ί ί) Older names!
( ί ί) Elder God names!
(₯ิ₯ิ)Α-̾ Smoking with the intellectuals!
(-) HIRAI KEN!
A happy sunny day
( ί ί) Disembodied voices!
( ί ί) Male lactation! http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/miscarticles/milkmen.html
( ><) OVERPOWERING YOUR ENEMY.
( ί ί) Rolling around in your moms bed wearing a shit filled diaper while singing the theme to Clutch Cargo!
( ί ί) Nice boat!
( ί -ί) ...Wait, that isn't happy at all.
( ί -ί) In fact, that's rather frightening.
( ί ί) Activity on my mittens imageboard!
( ί ί) Blowing other people's fucking brains out!
( ί ί);y=°( ίtί)₯ζ. AGHH!!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί)
;y=°( ί ί) Blowing my own fucking brains out!
;y=°( ί ί)₯ζ.
( ί ί) BUUN!
Όρρρi OΦOjρρρ½ BUUUUUUUN! Όρρρi ί ίjρρρ½ BUUUN!!
( ί ί) Pretending my feelings are valid!
( ί ί) Returning to DQN after months of being away! (6 Grandpa threads in DQN time.)
( ί ί) Doing the same as >>765, though after only five months.
( ί ί) Scheming! Ahhh, what threads to create next?!
( ί ί) Posting from a college computer lab! Something smells like meat~~
( ί ί) Mittens! Big fat piles of brightly colored knit mittens! Oh god I love mittens so much I'd kill Beady Eyes for a single pair of mittens!
( ί ί) A dual-quad Xeon system with 16 gigs RAM and dual 8800GTs!
( ί ί) Hoping Dad will come home for Thanksgiving!
( ί -ί) ...
( ί ί) Xenon, again!
( ί ί) Molybdenum!
(@₯ิ ₯ิ) How's my favorite little girl?
|c Whoops, look at the time! Gotta run!
( ί -ί) ...
( M-L) ...mmmm...
(( M-L)) ...mmmM...
((( M-L))) ...MMMMMMMMMM...
( ί ί) MITTENS!!!!
( ί ί) Having a degree in nuclear physics...!
( ί ί) Now I sit around all day...
( ί -ί) ... making sure nothing I'm working with will ever be used in the next century.
( ί ί) Nuclear mitten powered zeppelins!
( ί ί) MITTENS~!
( ί ί) I RELEASED THE EMERGENCY MITTENS! AGAIN!
(@₯ิ ₯ิ) Happy Thanksgiving! How's my favorite little girl?
|c Whoops, look at the time! Gotta run!
Whoa I didn't know I would see you here.
How are you by the way?
I'm doing fine you know, just the whole school thing.
Yeah Yeah I know....
( ί ί) Listening to people in the hallway talk to each other!
( ί ί) MITTENS FRESH OUT OF THE DRYER
( ί ί) 90s DANCE MUSIC.
( ί ί) Insulting myself vehemently!
( ί ί) Boobies!
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( ί ί) Boobie mittens!
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( ί ί) Opioids! They're the only thing other than cutting myself that let me breifly overcome the constant despair of being an emotionally crippled loser with no friends!
( - -) Oh yeah...
( ◕ ◕) I think I'm gonna go listen to Celebration of the Lizard... Several times.
( ί ί) Bumping my thread to improve the overall quality of the top ten visible threads!
( ί ί) Making declarations that are so outrageous that Chuck Norris facts seem like regular statements!
( ίκί) Snow days.
( ί ί) Memorizing over 200 Chuck Norris facts!
( ί -ί) Too bad they're not popular anymore.
( ί ί) Rainy days! Adult dogs! and...
( ί -ί)whats the opposite of a rainbow?
( ί ί) Being part of an Internet TextBoard!
( ί -ί) ...Having a tripcode.
( ί ί) FOOD
( ί ί) Revealing details anonymously on the Internet, under the loving guidance of the FBI!
( ί ί) Finally, my apartment reconstruction is done!
( ί ί) I met a beautiful girl on the internet!
( ί -ί) When I met her in real life, she was 400 lbs and rolling around on a scooter chair thing.
( ί ί) I have a cute bathtub!
( ί ί) And my Steinway is WILDLY SLIDEABLE!!!!
( ί ί) Causing the doily fringe to waft and tremble in the gloom!
( ί ί) Running backwards through the snow!
( ί ί) While wearing mittens!
( ί ί) DQN's new winterrific background!
( ί ί) It's SNOWING!!!!
( ί ί) I need emergency mittens NOW!
( ί ί) [You can view this response through the purchasing of a 4-ch MITTENS PLATINUM PLUS WITH A NEAT LITTLE BLUE BOW WITH GOLD TRIM account.]
Please do not say "4-ch MITTENS PLATINUM PLUS WITH A NEAT LITTLE BLUE BOW WITH GOLD TRIM account". The word carries a connotation that some find unpleasant.
Which word?
Actually, it is. The little known "arab ze" or ηΤP translates literally as "4-ch Mittens of a Positive Platinum also the neat gold trim of a small blue bow service."
( ί ί) This thread is so educational!
( ί ί) People keep handing me Christmas Cookies!
( ί ί) Gotta love them gentiles!
( ί ί) DQN is cool as fuck!
(ί ί) midi of acid jazzed evening!