(″・ิヮ・ิ)っ-̾ Smoking with the intellectuals!
(-☆ヮ☆) HIRAI KEN!
A happy sunny day
( ゚ ヮ゚) Disembodied voices!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Male lactation! http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/miscarticles/milkmen.html
( >ヮ<) OVERPOWERING YOUR ENEMY.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Rolling around in your moms bed wearing a shit filled diaper while singing the theme to Clutch Cargo!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Nice boat!
( ゚ -゚) ...Wait, that isn't happy at all.
( ゚ -゚) In fact, that's rather frightening.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Activity on my mittens imageboard!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Blowing other people's fucking brains out!
( ゚ ヮ゚);y=ー( ゚д゚)・∵. AGHH!!
( ゚ ヮ゚) ...
( ゚ -゚)
;y=ー( ゚ ヮ゚) Blowing my own fucking brains out!
;y=ー( ゚ ヮ゚)・∵.
( ゚ ヮ゚) BUUN!
⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ BUUUUUUUN! ⊂二二二( ゚ ヮ゚)二二二⊃ BUUUN!!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Pretending my feelings are valid!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Returning to DQN after months of being away! (6 Grandpa threads in DQN time.)
( ゚ ヮ゚) Doing the same as >>765, though after only five months.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Scheming! Ahhh, what threads to create next?!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Posting from a college computer lab! Something smells like meat~~
( ゚ ヮ゚) Mittens! Big fat piles of brightly colored knit mittens! Oh god I love mittens so much I'd kill Beady Eyes for a single pair of mittens!
( ゚ ヮ゚) A dual-quad Xeon system with 16 gigs RAM and dual 8800GTs!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Hoping Dad will come home for Thanksgiving!
( ゚ -゚) ...
( ゚ ヮ゚) Xenon, again!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Molybdenum!
( ・ิ ヮ・ิ) How's my favorite little girl?
|彡 Whoops, look at the time! Gotta run!
( ゚ -゚) ...
( `-´) ...mmmm...
(( `-´)) ...mmmM...
((( `-´))) ...MMMMMMMMMM...
( ゚ ヮ゚) MITTENS!!!!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Having a degree in nuclear physics...!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Now I sit around all day...
( ゚ -゚) ... making sure nothing I'm working with will ever be used in the next century.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Nuclear mitten powered zeppelins!
( ゚ ヮ゚) MITTENS~!
( ゚ ヮ゚) I RELEASED THE EMERGENCY MITTENS! AGAIN!
( ・ิ ヮ・ิ) Happy Thanksgiving! How's my favorite little girl?
|彡 Whoops, look at the time! Gotta run!
Whoa I didn't know I would see you here.
How are you by the way?
I'm doing fine you know, just the whole school thing.
Yeah Yeah I know....
( ゚ ヮ゚) Listening to people in the hallway talk to each other!
( ゚ ヮ゚) MITTENS FRESH OUT OF THE DRYER
( ゚ ヮ゚) 90s DANCE MUSIC.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Insulting myself vehemently!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Boobies!
( ・ハ・)
( ゚ ヮ゚) Boobie mittens!
つつ
( ゚ ヮ゚) Opioids! They're the only thing other than cutting myself that let me breifly overcome the constant despair of being an emotionally crippled loser with no friends!
( - ヮ-) Oh yeah...
( ◕ ヮ◕) I think I'm gonna go listen to Celebration of the Lizard... Several times.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Bumping my thread to improve the overall quality of the top ten visible threads!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Making declarations that are so outrageous that Chuck Norris facts seem like regular statements!
( ゚一゚) Snow days.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Memorizing over 200 Chuck Norris facts!
( ゚ -゚) Too bad they're not popular anymore.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Rainy days! Adult dogs! and...
( ゚ -゚)whats the opposite of a rainbow?
( ゚ ヮ゚) Being part of an Internet TextBoard!
( ゚ -゚) ...Having a tripcode.
( ゚ ヮ゚) FOOD
( ゚ ヮ゚) Revealing details anonymously on the Internet, under the loving guidance of the FBI!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Finally, my apartment reconstruction is done!
( ゚ ヮ゚) I met a beautiful girl on the internet!
( ゚ -゚) When I met her in real life, she was 400 lbs and rolling around on a scooter chair thing.
( ゚ ヮ゚) I have a cute bathtub!
( ゚ ヮ゚) And my Steinway is WILDLY SLIDEABLE!!!!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Causing the doily fringe to waft and tremble in the gloom!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Running backwards through the snow!
( ゚ ヮ゚) While wearing mittens!
( ゚ ヮ゚) DQN's new winterrific background!
( ゚ ヮ゚) It's SNOWING!!!!
( ゚ ヮ゚) I need emergency mittens NOW!
( ゚ ヮ゚) [You can view this response through the purchasing of a 4-ch MITTENS PLATINUM PLUS WITH A NEAT LITTLE BLUE BOW WITH GOLD TRIM account.]
Please do not say "4-ch MITTENS PLATINUM PLUS WITH A NEAT LITTLE BLUE BOW WITH GOLD TRIM account". The word carries a connotation that some find unpleasant.
Which word?
Actually, it is. The little known "arab zen" or あらぶ善 translates literally as "4-ch Mittens of a Positive Platinum also the neat gold trim of a small blue bow service."
( ゚ ヮ゚) This thread is so educational!
( ゚ ヮ゚) People keep handing me Christmas Cookies!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Gotta love them gentiles!
( ゚ ヮ゚) DQN is cool as fuck!
(゚ ヮ゚) midi of acid jazzed evening!
( ゚ ヮ゚) I like releasing the emergency mittens!
( ゚ ヮ゚) I am sexually attractive!
( ゚ -゚) To pedos.
( ゚ ヮ゚) I am sexually attractive!
( ゚ -゚) To other men.
( ゚ ヮ゚) This thread is so education.
( ゚ -゚) So education.
(゚ ヮ゚) やった!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Snow is love, I'm no longer lonely!
( ゚ ヮ゚) I am liked more than Gramps!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Fireworks!
( ゚ ヮ゚) http://www.anonib.com/mittens/ !
( ・ω・) I have no character!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Silicon!
( ・ω・) Check this out!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Good imitation crab meat!
( ゚ -゚) ...
( ゚ -゚) Webcomics aren't happy, Clonepa.
( ・ω・) But it had mittens in it, and you totally spaz out every time mittens are even mentioned in passing.
( ゚ -゚) The fact that they're in a webcomic robs them of any appeal they may have had.
( ゚ ヮ゚) I prefer corporate approved syndicated comics!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Fred Basset cracks me up!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Someone next door just got a cute little kitten!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Mitten crabs! They look like they're wearing mittens!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Jones is making a mitten flavored soda!
( ゚ -゚) ...on second thought, that's kind of disgusting.
( ゚ ヮ゚) It still tastes better than Pocari Sweat!
( ´_⊃`)and Pocari Sweat is actually pretty tasty, if you've tried it. Like Gatorade.
( ´_⊃`)I went to Japan. And the JPY-USD rate is almost the same as it was back then.
( ゚ -゚) I got to third base once.
( ゚ -゚) But then Junior struck out and we lost the game.
( ゚ ヮ゚) I like katamari!